Dr Cusamano - The Sopranos

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  • @Bantek91
    @Bantek91 5 місяців тому +255

    Cooze had some balls showing Tony to his yuppy firends, like some exotic animal lol

    • @toby099
      @toby099 5 місяців тому +17

      It was more of a bragging thing than an act of courage. Then they proceeded to mock tony out of sheer ignorance and stupidity, not courage

    • @wesspect
      @wesspect 5 місяців тому +24

      ⁠@@toby099 courage is you look a guy in the eye while you place a box of sand in his hands

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@wesspectcourage is you looking in your daughter's eyes and admitting you're a gangster, not some degenerate gambler

    • @jaycaldwell654
      @jaycaldwell654 Місяць тому

      These are dreamy ton

    • @asdfff123
      @asdfff123 Місяць тому

      to show tony to his yuppy friends, you call that balls? balls is you look a guy in the eye while you jam an ice pick through his lung

  • @bigburr
    @bigburr 5 місяців тому +212

    That cooz drop was a precision strike 🤣

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 5 місяців тому +15

      tactical ball bustin

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 5 місяців тому

      Degrading a man in his own club? That's below the belt

    • @Trenl7
      @Trenl7 2 місяці тому

      Please explain 'the cooz drop'?

    • @anneominous7172
      @anneominous7172 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Trenl7 Cooz is used as slang for pussy (usually particularly 'easy' pussy). Tony nicknames Cusamano 'Cus' as a shortening of his name but is well aware of the double entendre.

    • @kitpalmer1583
      @kitpalmer1583 2 місяці тому

      ​@Trenl7 it's a shortening of his surname, but "cooze" is also slang for female genitalia. He's breaking his balls.

  • @derick9894
    @derick9894 5 місяців тому +132

    Cooz never had the makings of a varsity shinebox holder.

    • @nickytommymancinelli8066
      @nickytommymancinelli8066 4 місяці тому +4

      LISTEN TO YOU!!! Shinebox??? You hang@round ceerious & borko for 15 minutes & it’s shinebox this & shinebox that!!!???!!!…

    • @reegyreegz
      @reegyreegz Годину тому

      Eyyy ooohhh

  • @Djm8520
    @Djm8520 5 місяців тому +89

    What a lightweight human being was Cusamano. To paraphrase the punchline from Hesh’s joke: His wife was worse!

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 5 місяців тому +5

      How dare he in his own home cs 😂😂. When you're right you're right

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 5 місяців тому +6

      @@josephtalmadge3108 “We have more important things to discuss than Jeannie Cusamano’s azz!”

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 5 місяців тому +3

      @Djm8520 I can't just Lamb it, I got patients 😂

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 5 місяців тому

      @@josephtalmadge3108 “I need you to do me a solid. I need you to hold on to this package for a little while…but, whatever you do, don’t open it!”

    • @christrella3134
      @christrella3134 5 місяців тому

      Cusamanos wife was dripping listening to her husband saying F--K. Listen, I want you to hang on to this box of rocks. And, make sure you suck on ice chips

  • @CHEDDAHD
    @CHEDDAHD 5 місяців тому +63

    that "woah, fuck!" @ 3:08 is always so funny to me for some reason lol

    • @chrisanderson7984
      @chrisanderson7984 5 місяців тому +3

      I know me too!

    • @thatpart
      @thatpart Місяць тому +2

      😂 Now that I've heard it, I can't unhear it. This is why I love the comments for these videos.

  • @robertlee4172
    @robertlee4172 5 місяців тому +61

    Every time I see that scene with Tony and Cus's friends on the golf course, I'm reminded of what Tony tells Melfi in a session. How he felt like a dancing bear. The Jimmy Smash story...
    "We'd call him and we'd say "Hey, Jimmy, sing 'Mack the Knife'". And because he wanted to hang out with us, he'd belt it right out. We'd fucking roll on the floor laughing! And then, you know, when the laughs got old, we'd stop calling him. It wasn't 'till years later that I found out that the poor prick was going home every night and crying himself to sleep.
    "Now, when I found out, you know, I felt bad. But I never really understood what he felt - to be used, you know, for somebody else's amusement like a fucking dancing bear - 'till I played golf with those guys."

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  5 місяців тому +10

      that depiction was beautiful.

    • @xdguy2569
      @xdguy2569 5 місяців тому +6

      I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister, "duh something"

    • @robertlee4172
      @robertlee4172 5 місяців тому

      @@xdguy2569
      That's the thing, Carmine,
      you gotta put your ear on the streets.

    • @louisepalma6951
      @louisepalma6951 4 місяці тому +1

      I love Mac the knife

  • @TheIrishSpartacus
    @TheIrishSpartacus 5 місяців тому +150

    Whose welfare cheque i gotta cash to get a Christopher Moltisanti video around here!

    • @digitalvalidity9553
      @digitalvalidity9553 5 місяців тому +14

      Your channel owner looks embarrassed.

    • @Hopper-gn2ej
      @Hopper-gn2ej 5 місяців тому +2

      Chrissy is busy in slip and fall school

    • @jamesgibbs6652
      @jamesgibbs6652 4 місяці тому

      Always with the scenarios

    • @jamesgibbs6652
      @jamesgibbs6652 4 місяці тому

      Always with the scenarios

    • @derick9894
      @derick9894 3 місяці тому +1

      @@digitalvalidity9553 “ I asked for a video….not a converted clip!” - Chris Moltisanti

  • @gajadocastelo2341
    @gajadocastelo2341 5 місяців тому +59

    "I knew Borko"
    "Wow, fvck!"

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 5 місяців тому +58

    *Actually felt sorry for Tony here, he felt he'd made an actual friend outside the life like Artie was to him, but the guy was just using him to show off to his "real" friends.*

    • @mikeyswift2010
      @mikeyswift2010 2 місяці тому +4

      Oh poor you!!!

    • @mikeg2491
      @mikeg2491 28 днів тому

      @ClaytonTheCrackeryeah after he figured out the guys were demeaning him

  • @josephtalmadge3108
    @josephtalmadge3108 5 місяців тому +38

    The very 1st appearance of the shinebox 😂

  • @SlickySantoro
    @SlickySantoro 5 місяців тому +56

    Ceerious, you don’t have to answer this if you don’t want to, but I gotta know. Did you ever meet Borko?

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  5 місяців тому +57

      When they were auctioning off the last Soprano compilation...Borko outbid me. You know he rang that notification bell the whole way home

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 5 місяців тому +5

      @@ceerious HAHAHAHA‼️ Great response‼️
      The more precise question is: has anyone ever seen Ceerious and Borko together in the same room⁉️🤣

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  5 місяців тому +5

      @@Djm8520 thank you sir. we talk when im in his server hes a good guy

    • @Djm8520
      @Djm8520 5 місяців тому

      @@ceerious Ha! You missed my joking inference. Are Ceerious and Borko the same person⁉️ 🤔 🧐 💭

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  5 місяців тому +2

      @@Djm8520 haha nooo. we're 2 different guys

  • @ItsXpensive
    @ItsXpensive 5 місяців тому +47

    Rest in peace Robert LuPone 🙏

    • @garthleadon8483
      @garthleadon8483 5 місяців тому +18

      Man I had no idea that he was as old as he was when he passed away. He look younger than James Gandolfini during his time on the show. May he rest his peace and may his memory be a blessing to us all.

    • @joseortega7815
      @joseortega7815 5 місяців тому +9

      Bon anima

    • @paddyl0
      @paddyl0 5 місяців тому +3

      Let the spinning wheel glide

    • @AlexCastro1
      @AlexCastro1 5 місяців тому +13

      76?? he was just a kid

    • @ItsXpensive
      @ItsXpensive 5 місяців тому +5

      @@AlexCastro1 It's sad when they go young like that....

  • @diversifyyobonds
    @diversifyyobonds 5 місяців тому +21

    0:43 Cooz has a bug on his sleeve

    • @xurich
      @xurich 5 місяців тому +11

      Somebody call Mr. Williams.

    • @xjcrossx
      @xjcrossx Місяць тому

      Good job with the spot, that was actually hard to see. Where is furio at when you need him

  • @hockeyguy9974
    @hockeyguy9974 5 місяців тому +23

    Looooool them trying to act hard in front of Tony at the grill. But the truth of the matter is, they were probably legit better of financially than Tony.

  • @bearcat0551
    @bearcat0551 5 місяців тому +11

    "Cooz" was Americani. The eat their Sunday gravy from a grocery store bottle. Italian in name only.

  • @romewilliams3526
    @romewilliams3526 5 місяців тому +12

    New York closed the books on the club

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  5 місяців тому +2

      😆

    • @mikeg2491
      @mikeg2491 28 днів тому +1

      The Borkos are closed

  • @josephtalmadge3108
    @josephtalmadge3108 5 місяців тому +31

    Membership is only open to varsity athlete's

  • @hippo-potamus
    @hippo-potamus 5 місяців тому +26

    Wait…you went to an Indian restaurant!? There you go!

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  5 місяців тому +7

      i dont think so Ton'

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 5 місяців тому +7

      Hippo they cook wit gee. You get a rancid hit of that....OHH

  • @aaa-vy6qo
    @aaa-vy6qo 5 місяців тому +9

    You know who liked Murano glass?
    Joey Peeps.

  • @loganstroganoff1284
    @loganstroganoff1284 5 місяців тому +8

    They shouldve had a spinoff series. The cooz-hound and the cooz.

    • @joseortega7815
      @joseortega7815 5 місяців тому +1

      @@loganstroganoff1284 Tony would F a catcher's mitt.

    • @andrewmeadows3232
      @andrewmeadows3232 4 місяці тому

      With Dr. John Kennedy opening a practice with the Cooz.

  • @Alexisj1991
    @Alexisj1991 4 місяці тому +1

    5:24 that part always cracks me up 😂

  • @pueblomoshe8295
    @pueblomoshe8295 5 місяців тому +6

    Ceerious hangs around with Borko 15 minutes and then he is Telenovela this, Mexico that

  • @ceerious
    @ceerious  5 місяців тому +18

    heres a light envelope. its just a stutterstep no biggie. go follow my second channel

    • @mrmanio4935
      @mrmanio4935 5 місяців тому +3

      ...get on the horn and order, Diamond Jim

    • @bonwei
      @bonwei 5 місяців тому +7

      The difference gets tacked onto the principal

    • @josephtalmadge3108
      @josephtalmadge3108 5 місяців тому +9

      Ceerious send em out hea, let him pay me my money

    • @wpl955g9
      @wpl955g9 5 місяців тому

      What the hell, I'll take a few hundred of the blue coolers.

    • @thematteffer
      @thematteffer 5 місяців тому +2

      @@ceerious you know when you made that channel,I followed it. You post videos and I still follow you.

  • @crazyjoedavola5430
    @crazyjoedavola5430 5 місяців тому +4

    He rang dat bell the whole way home....

  • @passepied8316
    @passepied8316 5 місяців тому +5

    The codeswitching this guy did was the goofiest fuckin’ thing evah

    • @Alex-tx6by
      @Alex-tx6by 14 днів тому

      I didn't notice it till just now. he's doing an accent in almost every scene.

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew 5 місяців тому +3

    "fuckin beautiful hit..."

  • @happycompy
    @happycompy 4 місяці тому +2

    Those spices kill microbial agents. Very smart.

  • @nvkulk
    @nvkulk 5 місяців тому +4

    Gotta watch this later
    Happy birthday

  • @AlwysBclosing
    @AlwysBclosing День тому

    Cooz never had the makings of a bungalow bar ice cream franchisee

  • @TraitofSiNN727
    @TraitofSiNN727 5 місяців тому +1

    a good character actor.
    be awesome to see his take on
    things about The Sopranos and what
    got into his groove to become a character
    on a well known show.

    • @br3akstuff
      @br3akstuff 4 місяці тому

      Mr. LuPone has unfortunately passed

  • @mattoutfield7313
    @mattoutfield7313 5 місяців тому +2

    Dr. Coozamano

  • @NO_LIES801
    @NO_LIES801 Місяць тому +2

    Carm's dumpster at 5:51 not bad......

    • @ikegoldman5726
      @ikegoldman5726 16 днів тому

      Is that all you deadbeats do over here, talk about cooze?

    • @roaming740
      @roaming740 14 днів тому

      @@ikegoldman5726 when we're not plantin potatoes
      welcome to the garden state

  • @thematteffer
    @thematteffer 5 місяців тому +16

    Historically, YT always had a weird algorithm with Sopranos videos. Several uploaders are nothing more than glorified hacks. Plain and simple. We hit don’t recommend this channel again and we watch whatever's left.
    This thing shoulda been done months ago.
    Let me tell ya a couple of three things: Forget VanoVHS, forget Sopranos Blueprint who needs to go over to PC Richards to get a new mic, forget that Sopranos Theories.
    They have no respect for this thing. They never uploaded original content or anything decent - not really. Here are YTers who copies others to get some big views - by any means.
    I'm embarrassed. I watched some of their videos last year and I gave them some fat, f’n undeserved views
    Listen to me. They make anything and everything over there. And the way that they do it, it's all f’d up. No quality, no substance, getting things wrong, copying superior YTer’s…
    No, either they have substance or no substance. And the copyright thing, they don’t harbor any strikes.
    Less than five f’n decent Sopranos YTers and we got these other pygmy channels. There's no scraps in my scrapbook...make the do not recommend these channels again happen….

    • @ceerious
      @ceerious  5 місяців тому +4

      golden. thanks for this. hilarious!

    • @thematteffer
      @thematteffer 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ceerious anytime good sir!

    • @who399
      @who399 5 місяців тому +2

      Charles Schwab ova here

    • @joseortega7815
      @joseortega7815 5 місяців тому +1

      Heh, Heh, Heh...😏😏

    • @nickytommymancinelli8066
      @nickytommymancinelli8066 4 місяці тому

      Pure fucking Kino ova here

  • @ostreds
    @ostreds 5 місяців тому +9

    listen to you....whacking. Cus is wacking the shinebox

  • @RubenRyb66
    @RubenRyb66 5 місяців тому

    He rang that bell, the whole way home.

  • @proj4122
    @proj4122 5 місяців тому +1

    1:47 take it easy it’s just an expression
    Here’s an expression, you got 5 days to get me my morono glass

  • @lean.2366
    @lean.2366 5 місяців тому

    Tony's the reason hardworking doctors like cooz witness anti Italian discrimination

  • @joecorrero6763
    @joecorrero6763 5 місяців тому +1

    Quasimodo predicted all of this

  • @lean.2366
    @lean.2366 5 місяців тому

    Cooz did nothing to let the cops know about the medical condition 😂😂😂😂

  • @Carmine_Lupertazzi
    @Carmine_Lupertazzi 5 місяців тому +3

    That golf club, I wonder if it was chalked?

  • @2russo.phobic4u
    @2russo.phobic4u 5 місяців тому

    This like is just a little token of my appreciation.

  • @DjVtheJESUSsouja
    @DjVtheJESUSsouja 3 місяці тому +1

    Ceerious is a kunt hair from owning all the soprano clips and Borko is that kunt hair

  • @edwinchenoweth4251
    @edwinchenoweth4251 2 місяці тому

    Damn carmela had some hams.

  • @who399
    @who399 5 місяців тому +4

    I was going to see Cuzamano unfortunately my H.M.O. would only cover Dr. Mop n Glow

  • @phoenix15_
    @phoenix15_ 5 місяців тому +3

    How much does a box cost ?

    • @Ahjsjuedn
      @Ahjsjuedn 5 місяців тому +3

      If it’s a box of 25 you are looking at about 1000 dollars for montecristos

  • @jasonmckinney9938
    @jasonmckinney9938 11 днів тому

    Listen to you!!! wHaCkOn

  • @MrShabamon
    @MrShabamon 5 місяців тому

    You've been warned Twice now..... Make the "Helpless baby" video

  • @lids34
    @lids34 5 місяців тому +2

    I skip the golfing scene, it's too cringe.

  • @jamessollazzo4860
    @jamessollazzo4860 5 місяців тому

    ameri-cans!

  • @nnsiio
    @nnsiio 4 місяці тому

    Is it just me or does the Dr's voice sound awfully similar to Uncle Jr's ?

  • @briansabore3311
    @briansabore3311 5 місяців тому +1

    yea ,they fell off a truck

  • @Ryan-on5on
    @Ryan-on5on 5 місяців тому +2

    Those snide and conceited WASP friends of Dr. Cusamano were objectively FAR worse than any of Tony's crew! Their belittling remarks, explicitly made at Tony's expense on the golf course, made me wish he had Paulie, Chris, or, better still, Furio pay a little late-night visit to their suburban McMansions to avenge the disrespect they caused the don of New Jersey 😉

  • @atrocchia
    @atrocchia 5 місяців тому

    The series did nothing with this character.

  • @sarcastaball
    @sarcastaball 5 місяців тому +6

    I don’t like it

    • @SlickySantoro
      @SlickySantoro 5 місяців тому +7

      Nah, he’s okay

    • @aalokjoshi6839
      @aalokjoshi6839 5 місяців тому +6

      I don’t like it.

    • @who399
      @who399 5 місяців тому +4

      What you don't like could fill a book

    • @sarcastaball
      @sarcastaball 5 місяців тому +2

      @@who399 show me a book that could contain a Boeing 737

  • @ronin7561
    @ronin7561 4 місяці тому

    I hated this character so much

  • @wesspect
    @wesspect 5 місяців тому +5

    “they’re the best right?? 👉🏻👈🏻🥹”
    insecure middle-schooler Tony was my favorite Tony

  • @WernerVonWeener
    @WernerVonWeener 5 місяців тому +1

    I dream of Jeanie Cusamano

    • @moemanncann895
      @moemanncann895 5 місяців тому

      With a braciole like yours? Keep dreaming 👌