"That doesn't seem ethical..." Says the same man who put lions in the same enclosure as zebras and giraffes while shouting "quell the numbers!" and then released a whole pride of lions into the crowd of guests
Wilbur's character arcs always consists of him being neutral in the beginning, being giving and nice in the middle, and being an uncontrollable bastard in the end and I think that's beautiful.
The fact that Will saved the game at the end means those poor souls are stuck in the hellish tycoon, and he can resume the chaos with the click of a button. Peak sadism
@@blesskurunai9213 are they? that's interesting i've heard of a few penguin couples that were same-sex but i didn't realize they were one of the most common to be homosexual
@Human honestly just birds in general seem to be more inclined to be gay - i personally have a pair of male budgies that are mates and they're very sweet 😊
Wilbur: Elephant ride- That doesn't seem ethical Also Wilbur literally a minute later: *puts zebras with lions* Again Wilbur: *makes animals eat people*
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"Quietly singing Hotel California to yourself while removing all means of escape from the death trap you've constructed" is not a vibe I expected to encounter, let alone resonate with, but here we are.
At first glance, Will’s little hee-hee-hee-hee sounds serotonin-inducing, but if you speculate further, it’s a deranged chuckle as he watched the animals suffer.
1:45 The way Wilbur just kept repeating "Quell the numbers down" in a slowly descending tone was by far the creepiest part of the entire video. I could iamgine that out of a goddamn analog horror with how chilling it genuinely was to me.
_The lion pauses, staring at guest 27 with the bleeding neck of its latest victim, giraffe 2, in its giant maw. It’s eyes are bloodshot, it’s chest heaving in and out after the giraffes struggle to break free. It stares at guest 27, and in that moment guest 27 realises…_ That lion looks really happy :)
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It’s so funny bc he’s got a pretty nice mic (Rode NT1-A) the setting in GOXLR u need to use is condenser so he prolly had it set to something else and made the quality bad
I remember playing Zoo Tycoon as a kid and having a tortoise named "I am a buttface" and he was a horrible little gremlin who constantly escaped and all the guests ran in terror screaming as he chased them at .01 mph.
This was my comfort video because I found it directly after techno passed, and I was thinking atleast I still have wilbur. But obviously I don’t anymore
18:29 Will: casually let's everything out and starts singing Hotel California Phil: *dies of laughter* I literally watched this part in the video so many times that I thought I was gonna die of non breathing. Wow words, anyways. The "na na na naaaaaa na na na na naa" part absolutely killed me. I have never laughed this hard. DUDE AND HIS MIC MADE IT 100 TIMES BETTER
"Its like Noah's fucking Arc in here." Accurate. All you just need now is a giant flood to kill every living thing. Edit: Never mind. Apparently lions are a better disaster to use
@@snowyy3210 here's the segment vod of the will zoo tycon thing, the full 5 hours vod on twitch is in the description of the link vod/vid ua-cam.com/video/NTtPgOslDis/v-deo.html
It's currently 4 am and I have just spent the night crying and just wanting to know why I feel so horrible all the time and this video just popped up on my feed, and even just the intro made me laugh and feel a little better. Wilbur, you're amazing and I hope that you keep making some form of content when you can when you're not too busy with lovejoy, we all love you and you mean so much to us ❤
Time stamps for myself :) : 1:03- SAVANA GRASS 1:11 LOOK AT EM GO 6:19 - SO MANY LIONS 🦁 6:28 - cute baby lion 7:48 - “they were like. FRIEND. Awh :( “ 8:50 - “im getting comfy, can we get a moose? “ 9:11 - do they like each other? NO. 9:56- rip headphone users 🪦 10:32 - HAHAHA THEY WAY IT WAS JUST STANDING STILL 11:24 - THE LION AND CHIMPANZEE EVENT T-T 11:48 - meat boy :) 14:40 - the animals are not happy. Wilbur isnt either. 15:51 what can go wrong? 16:20 no just no 😭 16:35 WILBUR CHILL 17:01 hippopotamus. 17:23 no Wilbur. The world doesn’t need Siberian tigers. 17:44 CALIFORNIA 18:18 NOT DA HIPPOPOTAMUS 19:01 CAOS TO……. LOBBY MUSIC~ :)
i love how they can take the most innocent, simplest games and just add such a level of chaos as to make it both entertaining and then make us question their sanity.
I’m sure I’ve already lost my sanity and when I’m with friends, especially at school, I act exactly like Wilbur and my friends act like Phil, enjoying the chaos and joining in at times, but genuinely concerned lmao
The thing is we all know damn well that he’s capable of normal names from season 1 of his skyblock series with normal names like milo and fraiser and JimJam. Which are normal enough. Then the second season is where it escalates with birch fence and fortnight horse. We call it devolving, he calls it evolving, just backward.
As a kid who grew up on this game I can confirm that just going on killing sprees for no explicable reason is very very nostalgic. I remember my parents telling me about how my brother made the entrance to the exhibits a maze on the dinosaur dlc or whatever, then when all of the people were finally inside he immediately released them so the people had to pass back through the maze to escape all of the dinos. Pretty sure we just had some kind of killing instinct as kids and Wil did not disappoint in that regard, lol.
me: *not reading the title of the video thinking it’ll be a calming video to watch* Wilbur: *letting out every carnivore in the zoo while silently singing ‘Hotel California’* Also me: *kettle wheezing*
The menu music still haunts me
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
IT WAS A COMEDIC MASTERPIECE
Disagreed
"That doesn't seem ethical..."
Says the same man who put lions in the same enclosure as zebras and giraffes while shouting "quell the numbers!" and then released a whole pride of lions into the crowd of guests
It's a business strategy, you wouldn't understand
Wilbur's character arcs always consists of him being neutral in the beginning, being giving and nice in the middle, and being an uncontrollable bastard in the end and I think that's beautiful.
Yes it's a perfect dynamic
Just like a toddler that ha gained sentience
Pfft LMFAO
True.
And of course just loads of chaos throughout 😂
17:00 Something about Wilbur saying "Hippopotamus" in the most calm voice possible is just killing me
It killed those visitors too.
@@aguyonasiteontheinternet578 BAHAHAHAH
hippopotamus is free
"Continues to kill every single animal in the cage"
*Lion 1 looks really happy*
yes
yes
Yes
Yes
to be fair it did look happy
The fact that Will saved the game at the end means those poor souls are stuck in the hellish tycoon, and he can resume the chaos with the click of a button. Peak sadism
liven it up at hotel California
@@AnotherAzh you can check out anytime you like, but yOU CAN NEVER LEAVE :D
Is it even sadism if they are fake and cannot feel anything
6:02 i have never stopped thinking about how excited phil gets over the idea of gay penguins
Good signs if he's that excited XD
Its also accurate because penguins are one of the most common species of animals to be homosexual.
@@blesskurunai9213
are they? that's interesting
i've heard of a few penguin couples that were same-sex but i didn't realize they were one of the most common to be homosexual
@Human honestly just birds in general seem to be more inclined to be gay - i personally have a pair of male budgies that are mates and they're very sweet 😊
@@H.u.m.a.n.You are wrong! It’s actually the laysen albatross!! BIRDS!!! BIRDS ARE GAY!!!
Phil - asks for two simple animals
Wilbur - immediately murders both of them and traumatizes Phil
Wilbur: Elephant ride- That doesn't seem ethical
Also Wilbur literally a minute later: *puts zebras with lions*
Again Wilbur: *makes animals eat people*
He's just making sure the lions have fresh food.
@@cashagon I mean- Yeah- That's nice...
@@cashagon he's so caring😇
@@mintywhatever such a sweet, considerate, kind, angelic boi 😚
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The sheer anguish and pain in Wilbur's voice when The Meat Boy escaped was the rawest thing I've heard from him in a while.
11:53 for anyone wondering
@@ipancakepanda thanks
He was getting Vietnam flashbacks of the random lion event
@Slatt that song is dog water
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Hearing Will's mic glitch heavily as he screams "SHOOT IT WITH A GUN!!" is possibly the greatest joy I've had this year.
They cut out this: * jingle noise * Will: “Does that sound mean birth?” * three more jingles *
BAHAHAH thank you!
"Quietly singing Hotel California to yourself while removing all means of escape from the death trap you've constructed" is not a vibe I expected to encounter, let alone resonate with, but here we are.
Then again, this IS Wilbursoot, it is EXACTLY his vibe
Stop being cringe
Guessing he knew the song meaning too.
The Sims has made me relate to that on a level I didn’t think I was ever going to reach
RTGames vibes
At first glance, Will’s little hee-hee-hee-hee sounds serotonin-inducing, but if you speculate further, it’s a deranged chuckle as he watched the animals suffer.
Oh. You're so freaking right. He just laughs as he reads that the lion is really happy as it slaughters the animals stuck with them.
so serotonin inducing
all i heard was serotonin inducing
What’s the time
Indeed
1:45 The way Wilbur just kept repeating "Quell the numbers down" in a slowly descending tone was by far the creepiest part of the entire video. I could iamgine that out of a goddamn analog horror with how chilling it genuinely was to me.
“Jeffery’s life partner is very sick” is the best thing I will ever see in a video game prompt
Gay penguin becomes ill *gone wrong*
What do you have against Jeffrey’s life partner? Are you homophobic? /j
_The lion pauses, staring at guest 27 with the bleeding neck of its latest victim, giraffe 2, in its giant maw. It’s eyes are bloodshot, it’s chest heaving in and out after the giraffes struggle to break free. It stares at guest 27, and in that moment guest 27 realises…_
That lion looks really happy :)
XD that's funny
*proceeds to write an entire lion 1 fanfic*
_lion looks really happy :)_
ngl its giving the veldt by ray bradbury...
27 is my favourite number
@@mittens19 THE VELDT SHOUTOUT WOOOOOOOO
Wilbur absolutely losing his shit when The Meat Boy escapes is top tier.
He had a whole mental break down in like 3 minutes
super true
5:06 Is when you can really hear Wilbur's chaotic British yelling instincts coming out.
I'M DYING IT KEEPS CUTTING OUT
Will: "Now we need to just quell the numbers a bit"
Lion: ah yes my time has come
e
Wilbur's mic cutting out while meat boy escapes is the funniest shit
I almost threw up laughing at that
@@dawooziest8765 I love how much grace he had while jumping the fence
Timestamp?
@@Permilia_ 11:52 :)
i havent watched this yet what the actual hell is the context
edit: nvm thats fucking hilarious
*Wilbur singing Hotel California as he releases dozens of animals to kill hundreds of people is something I didn't know I didn't need in life.*
such a lovely place!
@@afeatherinthewind 🎶 _Such a lovely face_ 🎶
mmmmplenty of room at the hotel california
420 likes-
What a nice surprise
Wilbur singing Hotel California while people are screaming and dying in the background will forever be the best part of this video.
wilburs low quality mic makes this so much funnier
Is there anything more ominous than, "The Meat Boy has escaped." Also hope Wilbur is doing okay from that fridge he is apparently trapped inside of.
Only thing more ominous was the line the choosey hat broke free from the owl house
Close second tho
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@@narsakucanada154 thank you :)
@@narsakucanada154 dude this is a video about zoo tycoon
@@narsakucanada154 good for you, did you like watching the giraffes die?
“Important mother is not happy”
Wilber: *starts crying
same
That's a mood
I love how Wilbur completely underestimated the moose. The shock when it busted through the tiny fence lmao
Wilbur’s silly little “eh it’s fine” at 4:04 is killing me
I love how Wilbur just constantly has a low-quality mic, really adds to the chaotic energy of this
its like a built in bass boost
ikr it gives me soothouse vibes too
funny mic 2
It’s so funny bc he’s got a pretty nice mic (Rode NT1-A) the setting in GOXLR u need to use is condenser so he prolly had it set to something else and made the quality bad
@Deadpool. the fuck is this
Game: "Guests seem very happy with your zoo"
The Zoo: *Lions released and eat everyone*
Game: "Yes this is safe"
I love how Phil is acting like a
child asking for a pony the whole time
HE WENT FROM WIL'S DAD TO HIS 5 YEAR OLD SON XD
12:16. -wilbur crying/laughing while phill is dying/coughing XD
A grown man having a mental breakdown over a virtual zoo game is just what I want to watch on a Sunday at 1:40 in the morning:)
It was actually 2:49 for me but I feel ya
Here at 2:05am exactly 👍
I'm on a Monday at 1:49 am
And this video was exactly what I needed today
Me but it's 4:30 am
I remember playing Zoo Tycoon as a kid and having a tortoise named "I am a buttface" and he was a horrible little gremlin who constantly escaped and all the guests ran in terror screaming as he chased them at .01 mph.
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@@yourfriendlyneigborhoodzom953 Thanks!
subbed to you and liked the comment so maybe your comment can surpass the bot
@@novus291 Thank you! 😁
I love how the bot has 4.2k likes(even if some were probably botlikes as well-) but the og doesn't even have 50😭🤌
I'll never be able to watch my comfort video ever again.....
this was one of my favorite videos, never going to be able to watch it the same again
This was my comfort video because I found it directly after techno passed, and I was thinking atleast I still have wilbur. But obviously I don’t anymore
10:00 knowing how dangerous chimps are, this could have ended way worse than it did
the fact that wilburs mic sounds "bad" makes this 100 times funnier
He sounds like techno
Oh he does...
Funny mic
Yes lol
I think it's perfect 👌
Wilbur: "An elephant ride? That doesn't seem very ethical..."
Moments before:
*Puts a lion in the giraffe enclosure*
"Lion 1 looks really happy :)"
Oh no
ok
yes
Yeah
1 minute later
"Phill have you every seen the twilight zone?"
9:08 "Moose dont need high gates there not gonna jump over sh*t" Foreshadowing
18:29
Will: casually let's everything out and starts singing Hotel California
Phil: *dies of laughter*
I literally watched this part in the video so many times that I thought I was gonna die of non breathing. Wow words, anyways. The "na na na naaaaaa na na na na naa" part absolutely killed me. I have never laughed this hard. DUDE AND HIS MIC MADE IT 100 TIMES BETTER
"Its like Noah's fucking Arc in here."
Accurate. All you just need now is a giant flood to kill every living thing.
Edit: Never mind. Apparently lions are a better disaster to use
No, just Wilbur
He is Noah and the Flood
XD they come in two by two.
@mado Magdalena
7:57
11:47
@@bluepawwarriors4038 Beware water
“You happy now?”
“Can’t be unhappy in hell”
God this whole video has me crying with laughter
Even though the whole point of hell is that you are unhappy
Will’s little hee-hee’s and him yelling really close to the mic while his voice is breaking out makes this video 100x more funny
10:31 phil's laugh absolutely killed me
Phil being phil, the first instinct when it comes to naming animals is, "DAVE".
same
Wilbur is the kind of guy to ask "Is anyone gonna release that?" and not wait for an answer.
fucking funniest comment here
Absolutely
if you mean the animals, true. if you mean this video, dude waited a whole year so...
ok
ok
i love the sound of wilbur just suffering when Smeg Fridge and The Meat Boy escape
11:28 I can't believe Wilbur actually survived the random chimp event.
"Shitter Dave and a Hip-Happening Gal are on the loose" brings me much joy
"shitter Dave and hip happening gal are on the fucking loose" -wilbur
wilbur's microphone just makes the whole experience 100% funnier
funny mic make everything funnier
ok
Watching Wilbur slowly drive himself insane is the funniest thing ever
Wilbur singing Hotel California while causing absolute chaos is something I live for 💀💀💀
I remember watching this live and being like “so this is what Phil meant by ‘Wil is uncontrollable chaos’”
what was the stream called cause i cant find it
@@snowyy3210 it was a while ago. Probably 4ish months ago. I don’t remember what it was called sorry
@@snowyy3210 it was saved on Phil’s twitch account about a year ago, actually
@@snowyy3210 here's the segment vod of the will zoo tycon thing, the full 5 hours vod on twitch is in the description of the link vod/vid
ua-cam.com/video/NTtPgOslDis/v-deo.html
@@urlovesupport thank you
will: "why is everyone fucking leaving?!"
phil: "BC A KID DIED!"
We don’t need this, we’ve all watched the video. Don’t comment if you have nothing of value to add.
@@SpiceLettuce callum scott.. i was just commenting my favorite part of the vid.. no harm done man
@@SpiceLettuce callum scott I did not expect this from you..
@@SpiceLettuce callum we are all very disappointed in your behavior
Afton and Henry after 83
12:30 wilbur is just loosing his sanity more and more each video
Wil having a shit mic just make this so much better
Also this is now my comfort vid
“What can go wrong? has given birth!”
Wilbur: **names the baby “apparently this”** “apparently this! Apparently this can go wrong!”
Flurrie the Fox, more like *Furry* the fox-
I had toooooo sorry 💀
@A W That’s actually a joke between me and my friends, Flurrie the Furry we call it
@@flurriethefox6921 It's just too perfect :)) 🦊
15:50
Its always a good day when Will and Phil play together
@@l4g that ain’t true I’ve translated it twice nothing happened
@@l4g I will die when? You got to specify I’ll eventually die though? 🫤
@@l4g **insert uno reverse here, and a +4 so you die more painfully**
Absolutly
I agree :D
the „rawr“ at 6:28 was actually very cute
7:35 u know Phil’s getting old when he’s wheezing like *this* /j
I swear every character arc Wilbur has had ended with him going insane and people dying- 😭😭😭
True
Hes perfected the one character arch so much that he's lost his way. Its who he is now
yes
Yes and it's perfect
*Relative.*
Wil: *Casually names a penguin “Lion’s food”*
Phil: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
At least it wasn’t a crow.
10:54 “sat around a new smeg fridge singing we’re oh so apathetic”
17:56 I live in California and I can confirm this is what the hotel California is like
Normal zoo in Ohio:
People: “Lion 1 looks very happy.”
Lion 1: **munch crunch**
lion 1: *munch crunch* is one of my favorite quotes of all time
Wilbur: Hey Phil can I let this out?
Also Wilbur: *doesn’t wait for a response*
It's currently 4 am and I have just spent the night crying and just wanting to know why I feel so horrible all the time and this video just popped up on my feed, and even just the intro made me laugh and feel a little better. Wilbur, you're amazing and I hope that you keep making some form of content when you can when you're not too busy with lovejoy, we all love you and you mean so much to us ❤
Time stamps for myself :) :
1:03- SAVANA GRASS
1:11 LOOK AT EM GO
6:19 - SO MANY LIONS 🦁
6:28 - cute baby lion
7:48 - “they were like. FRIEND. Awh :( “
8:50 - “im getting comfy, can we get a moose? “
9:11 - do they like each other? NO.
9:56- rip headphone users 🪦
10:32 - HAHAHA THEY WAY IT WAS JUST STANDING STILL
11:24 - THE LION AND CHIMPANZEE EVENT T-T
11:48 - meat boy :)
14:40 - the animals are not happy. Wilbur isnt either.
15:51 what can go wrong?
16:20 no just no 😭
16:35 WILBUR CHILL
17:01 hippopotamus.
17:23 no Wilbur. The world doesn’t need Siberian tigers.
17:44 CALIFORNIA
18:18 NOT DA HIPPOPOTAMUS
19:01 CAOS TO……. LOBBY MUSIC~
:)
Hello
i love how they can take the most innocent, simplest games and just add such a level of chaos as to make it both entertaining and then make us question their sanity.
I am inside your walls. 😱 there are lions in here. 🤯 wall capacity is low. 💀 they will break free. 🦧
I’m sure I’ve already lost my sanity and when I’m with friends, especially at school, I act exactly like Wilbur and my friends act like Phil, enjoying the chaos and joining in at times, but genuinely concerned lmao
Probably the funniest stream ever, even my cat laughed, no joke.
Same meatboy is amazing
uh
@jschlattLIVE 🅥 bot 😟
Is your cat called Lion 1, just curious
@@TASSnoop BAHAHAHA
It was so good. Happy to see it got a video
YOU WERE ONE OF MY IDOLS I LITERALLY CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
this stream is the funniest stream to ever exist. the quality of wilbur's mic just makes it even funnier.
I love the fact that Noah's Ark was spelled "Noah's Arc," implying that Wilbur too was going down the character path that Noah had
noah and his redemption arc
hol on everybody Noah's going on his villain arc
Both of your replies are amazing lol
Wilbur is the type to ask “do these two animals get along?” And not wait for an answer
This is just 19 and a half minutes of Philza being traumatized by his son Wilbur:D
What a lovely family dynamic
Wilbur severely misunderstanding the power of a moose, which are often LARGER THAN CARS, and having them escape is so funny to my Canadian self
If Wilbur ever has a child please don't let him be the one to name it.
The world isn't ready for Dick Slinger IXI Gold.
no fr because his newest guitar is named bastard
he's gonna name the child "shit sweeper" or something like that
The thing is we all know damn well that he’s capable of normal names from season 1 of his skyblock series with normal names like milo and fraiser and JimJam. Which are normal enough. Then the second season is where it escalates with birch fence and fortnight horse. We call it devolving, he calls it evolving, just backward.
@@Ava_Moatz but JimJam isn't an okay name for a child either 😭
this is literally wilbur slowly going insane and phil watching like “noo :(“ but not doing anything to stop it😭😭
what would he do to stop it? its wilburs game
canon
Happy to see Wilbur still goes psycho after every series
rewatching old videos for comfort
I love how wilbur starts laughing and his mic just goes fuzzy.
i also like it when wilbur starts screaming and his microphone makes it sound like a wave of distorted pain
As a kid who grew up on this game I can confirm that just going on killing sprees for no explicable reason is very very nostalgic. I remember my parents telling me about how my brother made the entrance to the exhibits a maze on the dinosaur dlc or whatever, then when all of the people were finally inside he immediately released them so the people had to pass back through the maze to escape all of the dinos. Pretty sure we just had some kind of killing instinct as kids and Wil did not disappoint in that regard, lol.
*ua-cam.com/video/zj4Gzp2lI2I/v-deo.html*
Finally its here. *YES*
Yes exaclty, I'll see if I still have it somewhere so I can play again
Dinosaur digs! And marine mania was the other dlc I think
the Cain instinct
17:19 NO JEFERY AND JEFERYS’S LIFE PARTNER
5:43 starts stuttering with the word “crocodiles”
wilbur: "how much money do we want?"
me: *frantically enters sims cheat codes*
Read my name
I can’t read. I’m sorry 😞
testingcheats on money 999999
@@l4g oh no! I’m so scared 😱😱
Genuinely grow the hell up, you can do better than trying to earn subscribers through scaring children
This is genuinely me every time I play the sims- love using motherlode
YES I LOVED THIS STREAM
edit: he did like this, but i edited it to point out that he did and it removed the like, i am very upset about this lmao
Yessss :))))
Agreed!!
SAME HAHAH
SAM.E
YEAHHH
Just hearing Wilbur laughing impulses me to laugh more
Turns out Will was the one with the biggest bite force in the zoo
O.M.G
LOLLL
Will’s mic sounding crunch just makes this better
c r o n c h y
wilber mike is skrunkly
Nothing brings me such honest joy as Meat Boy jumping over the fence. Legit laughed, altho feeling like crying just minutes before
I hope you’re doing alright
@@crowberry5138 Aw, thanks for asking. Not really at the moment, but I appreciate your concern ^-^
I'm convinced at least half of this video's views are me rewatching it😩🙏🏼
I love how Wilbur’s mic is deep fried for most of the vid
Will: “Jeffery’s wife is a guy..”
Phil: “Awwwee! Don’t let him die!”
That was so wholesome, I can’t- 😭
Can’t what?
@@SpiceLettuce cant
@@AstralSpectre didn’t ask you chum
@@SpiceLettuce cant
@@SpiceLettuce can’t
Wilbur: "Watch how happy they get"
Phil: "aww"
Wilbur: "Yeah they F*CKING LOVE THAT- YEAH YOU DO-"
Phil: "Why you gotta make it weird?"
i love wilbur's mic control just being horrible because its a discord call, it makes this so much funnier
1:14 AWWW THIS LAUGH MADE ME HAPPY
me: *not reading the title of the video thinking it’ll be a calming video to watch*
Wilbur: *letting out every carnivore in the zoo while silently singing ‘Hotel California’*
Also me: *kettle wheezing*
I would not want to go to Wilbur’s zoo. But I would like a cover of Hotel California!
"Why's everyone leaving????"
"Cus a kid died????"
I didn't watch the stream but I loved this video omg
Wilber going from happy to see the animals and loving
To
SHOOT IT ITS FERAL!
is the 8th wonder of the world
I guess they really sat around the new smeg fridge