I HAVE A LIFETIME BAN FROM WALMART...
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
- I HAVE A LIFETIME BAN FROM WALMART...
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This is purely satire! Don’t go to these peoples channels. It’s all a joke!
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"As I'm about to yeet myself down the barbie aisle"
-scrubs 2019 😂😂
😀😀😁😁😁😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😀😀😀😊😊☺☺😐😐😐😧😧😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@lilkat_78 stop get some help
@@aperson1971 what Do you mean ???????!!!!
@@lilkat_78 get some help
@@lilkat_78 you put like a thousand emojis
“Press like for managers”
Next day:
World war 3
Hah, you’d be surprised
OMG THE PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA WATCHES SCRUBBY
my mom has ALS dips%&t
"Press like for managers"
Humanity has come a long way.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache ya neat i know
I like because my mom is literally named Karen, now she's not crazy, she's just about the sweetest woman I know and I don't want her to turn into the manager caller.
*everyone liked that*
Imma like it so u get 70 not 69
C
Manager: Sees Karen
Manager: My time has come
This is true hahaha
I have felt it its all true
Bro you had me dying at this comment.
The Pugologist throw Scrubby off the car gets older and starts flying down the isles getting away from Karin
*you know it’s serious when the Walmart manager says “let me speak to your Karen”*
If that ever happened the world is upside down. A Karen is a manager's natural enemy.
I subbed
I just started posting videos if anyone wants to check them out. Any support is appreciated
LMFAOOOO FAXXXX
*_NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT_*
“Walmart is a way of life”
- walmart general manager
Dont disrespect his culture! It’s real. I pray to the walmart gods each day as I shop for baby powder.
Jk dont take me seriously
Squiggles ! Ahahaha
Me: Sees Title
I think its from Reddit
Scrubby: its actually not
*"Good guess, but actually no"*
Yeah lmao
Bro “Walmart is a way of life” this got me laughing so hard my friend next to me thought I was suffocating because my face was so purple
Jesus
same, except my face turned red
Nice
Managers: see a karen
Managers: we had a good life guys
I wanna see a manager and all his employees dramatically standing and looking towards a soccer mom with theAvengers theme song
Endgame reference basically
ZephyrPlayzMc omg how did I find a jojo reference on a video that had nothing to do with jojo 😂
@@necrosis6037 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lucas! Thats an avengers level threat
i really, really wish my life was this interesting
When are you gonna post videos?
Me to
I think every one does
Low-key same
Same
" People in America are obese" - Scrubby 2019
Dude, what else is new?
USA USA USA
But us canadians have syrup!
@@FaustusSeven but us americans have McDonalds
Lucky Draws we have syrup too
Turgeis but im nor fat :(
Karen: asks for manager
Manager: **is a kyle**
Me: *grins*
Lel m8 ッ I’m a Kyle sure wish I was a manager
True story for me
CLASH OF THE TITANS!!!!
Wtf is a kyle
Hockey Demon Teenager who lives in his hometown for his entire life, punches holes in walls, and drinks Monster Energy Drink
“I have a lifetime ban from walmart...”
does it have a karen?
Probably
Tbh, I could see “Entitled Karen gets a lifetime ban from Walmart, Karen somehow becomes the manager, no one knows how, she’s reached a new level”
Super Karen Saiyan LVL 5
You play gacha so it is instantly not funy remember....
Gay
As
Crap
Horrible
Audience
Litterally
It's
For
Emos
AssumedTiger778 but did anyone ask?
This is how many times Ryan said "Walmart"
↓
Nice
Kaleb Wieland no one cares and stop begging for likes
You really trynna get likes that mean nothing like what
You really that lonely
Lmao can’t even get 200 likes in 4 days
My dad Always told me “There’s no rules in Walmart” so I believe there is none. But I got banned from the dollar store.
Mikayla same got banned from Dollarama
Wait what xD
Lol
how do you get banned from a dollar store in the first place, did you not pay with a dollar
@@princess30ms *they wouldn't take the quarters or maybe the pennies*
Scrubby: banned from walmart
Nobody:
UA-cam: "advertises walmart"
That happened to me too
That happened to me also 😂😂
Top Ten Questions Scientists Still Can’t Answer:
1. How does Scrubby always have incredible days
Same question
@VSPL_Mega he obviously does, his stories are exaggerated but they're still good
splasheyyy they se real but obviously exaggerated,their real. Anybody who had a fun teenage life would encounter almost all of this
@@Percpopper69 your grammar is really bad and a "fun teenage life" has nothing to do with it, as I said his stories are exaggerated
@@farthead106 why are you starting problems for no reason
"I want my kids to get banned from Walmart, it could be kind of a family tradition."
I laughed so hard I thought my lungs would give out on me! 😂😂😂
**IF MY SON OWNED WALMART AND I SAW THIS VIDEO**
Where's the boot?
What if it was your daughter
@@justcrozier4208 idk
*kid taking alien out of area 51*
Alien: a yeez i forgot my phone, can we go back?
Kid: no it's too dangerous
Alien: i was going to show you how to make the walmart carts go faster
Kid: *Runs back into area 51*
Normal people: Going to the casinos in Vegas.
Me: Going to Vegas and getting banned from every Wal-Mart to be on the wall of fame with Scrubs.
13:50 I will now get on my knees and pray every time I walk into a Walmart
Well one time I wanted to say it was a steal but accidentally said I want to steal it on the way out
I get funny looks now
"Let's do a Nascar race in Walmart!" Scrubby 2005
nobody:
Grant & Scrubs: Aight imma head out
Nice 👍🏻
Lol
Scrubby: has a lifetime ban from walmart
Also Scrubby: I hope your having a wonderful day,Cause i know i am
Walmart: Do you know what our values are?
Me: Be cheap or go home
Go Cheap or Go Home is actually my motto so...
Me: *tells my parents we need to go to all walmarts in Las Vegas just to be banned from that walmart*
My parents: These are confusing times.
Ye
This is how much Karens were at the Walmart complaining that day
👇
LukejYT Hey man I make UA-cam videos telling stories and reaction videos if that’s something your into should check me out!
Scrubby gets banned from Walmart
Also scrubby just goes to target
Scrubby: I have been banned from a store
Me: oh that’s interesting I guess
Scrubby: from Walmart
Me: what how
Scrubby: electronic disability scooter race
Me: what the actual $#@& scrubby
As someone who has worked at walmart before, the walmart is a way of life thought process runs deep. Almost cult like. Have you ever seen the walmart cheer? That day I did my entire semester of math homework to ensure I never end up there
Nobody:
Scrubs: and im like bruh.
I can't wait for Karen to do something dumb, and you can tell us more story's about her. 😂
Karen: Exists
Managers: Ight imma head out
Astronomical - Roblox & More! Hey man I make UA-cam videos telling stories and reaction videos if that’s something your into should check me out!
My music teacher got banned from Walmart for playing football in the toy isles.
Bro...
Are you REALLY gunna tell that whole goddamn story and really NOT share the trick how to soup up the carts?!
Lmk how to make the cart go faster I’m trying to have a Walmart 500 of my own
I have a former friend that got banned for running up to ppl with a pack of yugioh cards in hand and yelling "It's time to duel!!!!!!"
Is it just me or is Ryan's voice so smoothing?
Memories Untold Hey man I make UA-cam videos telling stories and reaction videos if that’s something your into should check me out!
Me: sees title
Also me: me too
Lifetime also
10:09 cuts to every Walmart fight in history
I’ve literally was looking for a vid and then I saw this I was so happy
I like how he thinks he could just get away with it "sighs very loud"
Ryan: No u
ps. im on scrubby's side
0:14 she already does that
Omg I think I saw you doing this it was so funny I literally started laughing so hard
fins1099 Hey man I make UA-cam videos telling stories and reaction videos if that’s something your into should check me out!
Just go to k mart or cosco. They have better stuff and aren't discriminatory anyway
“Make Walmart Great Again”😂
Harry II no
@@harry24hgaming10 stop self promoting
Walmart: "You disrespected the core values of Walmart which is to keep everyone safe"
Also Walmart: *Sells guns in store*
@@user-kp7ri6cm3l see that is true but when you sell em in-store and then the person who bought it turns the gun on you, that a different story
@@user-kp7ri6cm3l When you buy a gun from Walmart there is no security around to make sure you don't just shoot up the place as soon as you get it. They kinda just expect you to buy it and leave
@@user-kp7ri6cm3l yep, you got to buy the bullets separately, like those toys that has one figure and the rest is separate
@@user-kp7ri6cm3l they still don't stop you
@@user-kp7ri6cm3l the point is that a store that sells anything and has low security doesn't mix
This same thing litterally happened to me, I've never seen so many karens running at the same time lol. Good times.
Hey Scrubby, I’ve been playing Destiny 2 for a while now, and can honestly say that it is an amazing game. The base game (New Light) is free now, so I would definitely recommend checking it out. It would be great for background gameplay, especially the PvP mode Crucible. Plz consider 🥺
hey same here i went overboard with messing with the workers and moving everything that wasnt suppose to be in the spot
"back when i was a teenager" im here like "what a few weeks ago?"
Hey
Managers:I fear no man. Manger:but that thing *points at a Karen* manger:it scares me
This man has inspired me to make my own channel and make story times about my life
worked at walmart for 7 months and kids took electric carts all the time. one month we went from 12 to 7 working electric carts cause kids were driving them into the pond next to the store over night.
Scrubby, I'll get banned in the Walmart for you. I just don't know which one it is😂
"Walmart is a way of life" pssh r u kidding, COSTCO IS THE WAY OF LIFE
Mmmmmh best muffins ever
There chicken bakes are to die for. You should try one it I just called a Chicken Bake. If you like them you can buy a box of they to take home and microwave.
Day 44 of asking scrubby to text the grooms sister from the wedding he crashed
n o b a l l s
One day he will
7:20 is me when I get angry about doing a good deed and people don’t stop thanking me for it
I can't even...
" I want my kids to get banned from Walmart someday so it will be like a family tradition"
What if an entitled Karen while yelling for a manager, became the manager. Karen has reached a new level. It scares me.
Day 13 of asking scrubby to play the google dinosaur game in the background.
I love when you play cs.go in the background keep up the good work 👍
scrubs, "I was hanging with Grant". Me, "ah shit, here we go again. "
You need to drop no joke no scam merch!
27 seconds gang
“Wallmart is a way of life”. I’ve never felt so touched
What’s they trick for they Walmart Mario kart. I need to know
"He starts taking it as disrespectful"
This is like falling asleep in class after trash talking in Overwatch/CoD/etc the night before. Should you have done it? Probably not. Does it make you disrespect when you're just tired? No.
"press like or else your mom is gonna ask for the manager" ha haha I don't have to press the like button because I don't have a mom! * Pressed the like button anyway*
William Hinson I’m sorry for you........
Dude that's sad
Walmart is a way of life?
*Cue the J. Jonah Jameson laugh from Spider-Man 2*
Ryan: Sees Karen.
Ryan: Here we go again
Ryan:Well at least it's a story
When Scrubby drives down the aisle at mock 10: 360 nowheel triple kill, 25+3 Kill Streak
"Walmart is a way of life..."
Jake Paul would've approved...
UhOh my mom is a Karen now... btw I'm banned from Walmart too!! Destroying products in store and breaking displays lol
"Walmart is a way of life." Namaste. Namaste. Now take deep breaths and focus on the toy aisle. Embrace it. Good. Good. Now keep focussing on that. Take deep breaths. Imagine little children screaming at everyone. Good. Good. Namaste.
ryan:i'm basically breaking mach 10-
koro sensei from assassination classroom:just casually flying at mach 20
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Scrubs: What’s going on guys? Hope you are having a great day I know I am!
I got a Walmart ad before this
Scrubs: like the video or your mother will turn into a Karen in the middle of the night
Stephen King: amazing, where is my pen?
I like how when scrubby do something dumb he say it ok but in a another vid he would make fun and calling them name for it
I’m not joking I didn’t like the video and at McDonald’s my mom asked for the manager
ikr, scrubs doesnt make the rules he follows them, its a pity you didnt hit the like button
As someone who works for Walmart, everything he talks about is accurate
Thank you for defining drifting, we really needed it 5:14
Walmart is life, life is Walmart! Ok then I dont have a life! What is he talking about!😂😂😁😂
Me: watches this video
UA-cam: ah yes, let's give him a Walmart ad on a "banned from Walmart" video
Karen:WHY DO YOU EXSIT
Ryan/srubby: ight I'ma head out
This GM sounds like PC principle from South Park
Walmart: We want to have a safe shopping place for everyone. DaBaby: I’m boutta end this mans whole career
You know it’s bad when the manager wants to speak to you
Call the wedding girl
Beep
before watching this video i had to look up what a Walmart was
My moms already a Karen in training, she holds neighborhood meetings- it’s super embarrassing
Scrubby’s face when he realizes when he’s next to a bunch of Karen’s
50% of the comments are talking about quotes from Scrubby, 20% are asking for the dinosaur game in the backround 3% are Karens, the rest are doing what I'm doing
Sliding constantly is 0.2 times faster than juming many time and running, for Borderlands 3
Oh my, how scandalous. 🤣🤣
I am so thankful we don't have a Walmart. They tried for years to put one in and the citizen side protested and filed lawsuits. Why, didn't want the weird people and problems.
I got a Walmart ad watching this video