SUCK VS SUCK: Van Gina - Balance Vs Britney Spears - Baby One More Time (For Luke Wise )

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 151

  • @docguy89
    @docguy89 2 роки тому +13

    This Suck Vs. Suck had me in tears. Dude, I can't picture you sitting down to listen to a full Britney Spears album 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lukewise3244
    @lukewise3244 2 роки тому +13

    I laughed all throughout the intro! Great vid

  • @brunovallesmunoz4757
    @brunovallesmunoz4757 2 роки тому +10

    👏👏👏👏
    PURE ENTERTAINMENT MAN
    Thanks Ralph for turn this shitty day (of mine) into a huge pile of laughs!

  • @kolchak357
    @kolchak357 2 роки тому +14

    I was laughing before I even started the vid. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Hope it was a big donation if you had to listen to Brit.

  • @DevilFish69
    @DevilFish69 2 роки тому +3

    1:18 Yeah right. I was walking by your house the other day and peeked through your window. I saw you dancing to "Hit me baby one more time". When you saw me you screamed "DONT LOOK AT ME" and you closed your curtains😉.

    • @almosthuman56
      @almosthuman56  2 роки тому +5

      You're a liar. I want people watching me dance around in my school girl outfit. Why do you think I keep my curtains open? duh.

  • @Homicidal_maniac-it8nc
    @Homicidal_maniac-it8nc 2 роки тому +6

    Deeply disturbed 😆

  • @ace21165
    @ace21165 2 роки тому +5

    I hope Sammy is watching this...

  • @birdab.6873
    @birdab.6873 2 роки тому +4

    I think Luke has opened Pandora's box for future donations … 😜

    • @wadecapone
      @wadecapone 2 роки тому +1

      yeah i'm already thinking to donate for asking 'im to do some vanilla ice vs justin bts,like, i guess

    • @almosthuman56
      @almosthuman56  2 роки тому +3

      please dont

  • @capnmo6718
    @capnmo6718 2 роки тому +3

    That was great. Suck vs Suck videos are bangin’!

  • @johnsmith-ug5tp
    @johnsmith-ug5tp 2 роки тому +6

    He Dr. Fukk back in 83 did you sneak listen to Madonna`s borderline and lucky star when you were in your car alone or home alone and watched her videos? haha

    • @teresapflaumer5717
      @teresapflaumer5717 2 роки тому +2

      I was worse. In the 80s I was a huge Madonna fan and I dtessed like her and had her hairdos. But Madonna is WAY BETTER than Brittany.

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 2 роки тому

      @@teresapflaumer5717 She was MUCH better-looking (in her prime) than Britney too.

  • @BaphometsLounge
    @BaphometsLounge 2 роки тому +13

    Go ahead and hate me, but I actually love Brittney's first album. Even worse, I took my daughter to see that tour.

    • @vinylholicsanonymous3871
      @vinylholicsanonymous3871 9 місяців тому +2

      I've only ever heard the title track on this album. The lyrics are super repetitive but it's catchy and it rocks. The video is pretty gross though.
      I own hair salons so we've played her quite a bit and I love her later stuff.

  • @davidzabel5195
    @davidzabel5195 2 роки тому +3

    LMFAO at the end. Awesome, dude.

  • @samuelwetz8378
    @samuelwetz8378 2 роки тому +26

    The Best Thing About Britney Spears is Her Videos Are Amazing When Muted! 😉

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 2 роки тому +3

      For sure! And am I the only one who's noticed (in her early videos at least) how bad a lip-syncher she is?

    • @godetonter4764
      @godetonter4764 Рік тому +2

      The Sammy Hagar Van Halen videos are just as bad muted

  • @amickcaldwell2104
    @amickcaldwell2104 2 роки тому +5

    The part at the end about made me die laughing

  • @rubbabubba6489
    @rubbabubba6489 2 роки тому +3

    Now ya done it. Suck vs. Suck is about to get a whole lot suckier.

  • @romangarcia608
    @romangarcia608 2 роки тому +5

    i think Chris Wise (er, i mean Luke) picked the only album that Balance would beat 😂

  • @DokkenSabbath
    @DokkenSabbath 2 роки тому +5

    1. Baby One More Time
    2. Can't Stop Lovin' You
    3. Don't Tell Me What Love Can Do
    4. Amsterdam
    5. Big Fat Money
    6. From the Bottom of My Broken Heart
    7. I Will Be There
    8. Aftershock
    9. Deep in My Heart
    10. Baluchitherium
    11. Take Me Back (Deja Vu)
    12. Feelin'
    Britney Spears is a guilty pleasure of mine. Sue me!

  • @jacobcoughlin24
    @jacobcoughlin24 2 роки тому +5

    This video was so funny I can’t believe someone requested this😂I love balance so that wins for me by far!

  • @theflipside-vinylcommunity
    @theflipside-vinylcommunity 2 роки тому +4

    Lol that was awesome

  • @MrCalmao
    @MrCalmao 2 роки тому +3

    This episode willl he remembered for ages lmao.

  • @wadecapone
    @wadecapone 2 роки тому +4

    luke wise lol 🤘

  • @darkrednix7764
    @darkrednix7764 2 роки тому +4

    Even though I absolutely despise Van Hagar. I’m picking Van Hagar over That Britney Spears CRAP

  • @Ac130spectreH1
    @Ac130spectreH1 2 роки тому +3

    Balance is the best Van Hagar album imo. 😆👍👍

  • @stinkylarue7677
    @stinkylarue7677 2 роки тому +5

    FACT Rick Springfield did a Sammy Hagar song better than sammy

  • @nate-ds9tg
    @nate-ds9tg 2 роки тому +7

    Would be a Van Halen wipeout for me. I like the Hagar era of VH. Britney Spears? No thanks!
    Good video Ralph! As always.

  • @themadmattster9647
    @themadmattster9647 2 роки тому +4

    That was epic lol

  • @sebastiancripta91
    @sebastiancripta91 7 місяців тому +1

    The end of the video is amazing. LOL

  • @jovishania
    @jovishania 2 роки тому +1

    This video probably opened the floodgates next is Tiffany and Debbie Gibson albums I’ll pry for you Dr Fukk 🤣

  • @omaid482
    @omaid482 2 роки тому +8

    I love Britney Spears
    (I’m 22, so it’s the music I grew up with.)
    I’ve tried countless times with Van Hagar, but I can’t. Sammy can’t decide if he should try to badly rip-off DLR or Bon Scott. Infuriatingly bad.
    So, I’d take Britney over Van Hagar. (Though I’d take Christina Aguilera over both, as much as I love Britney.)
    (I’ve heard Gene and Paul constantly joke that “Christine Sixteen is now Christine SIXTY” and that “times change.” Britney is gonna turn 41 this year, so I guess the same applies?)

    • @larrysutton832
      @larrysutton832 2 роки тому

      Me too! Came out when I was a kid so it's not weird!!!

    • @metaldams78
      @metaldams78 2 роки тому +3

      You young pups. I was cranking NKOTB in my day. Now that’s real music. ;-)

    • @brandonjackson5865
      @brandonjackson5865 2 роки тому +1

      Aguilera got a set of pipes on her and is much better looking than Brittney. Christina, I always considered more of a real musician than Britt. I turned 41 back in June, I remember when they came out and will admit I couldn’t take my eyes off Christina’s video for the song Dirty and remember being surprised at how great she sang during her live performances. I guess I’d probably rather listen to Christina than Balance but neither would be my first choice if I had to listen to mainstream pop music it’d be Lady Gaga all the way for me. Thanks for taking me back to 99-2003.

    • @brandonjackson5865
      @brandonjackson5865 2 роки тому

      @@metaldams78
      Yeah whenever the boy band craze of the late 90s came I thought to myself didn’t we just do this 10 years ago?

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 2 роки тому

      @@brandonjackson5865 I know! While all my guy friends went on and on about how hot Britney was, I just never saw it. She's always been Plain Jane to me.

  • @briandarazs6620
    @briandarazs6620 2 роки тому +12

    At first I thought this was a joke. Seriously, I did. But I gotta hand it to ya Doc, you make it funny as hell Ha Ha.

  • @rebelxxx3382
    @rebelxxx3382 2 роки тому +3

    Alrighty then.

  • @waylonlattimer5630
    @waylonlattimer5630 2 роки тому +3

    I am dying 😭

  • @radiomindchatter7994
    @radiomindchatter7994 2 роки тому +2

    David Lee Roth's voice sounds like a dying frog...brilliantly put!

  • @farrellmcnulty909
    @farrellmcnulty909 2 роки тому +1

    "Soda Pop" - the title sounds like "Suck A - - -"😇

  • @KISSDUDE333
    @KISSDUDE333 2 роки тому +8

    I can't even do my own track by track because I won't listen to these 2 albums, but I know they both have no balls. People like to donate to you just to torture you. So my question is this. How much do I have to donate for a track by track for 2 Albums that aren't heavy metal at all?

    • @KISSDUDE333
      @KISSDUDE333 2 роки тому +1

      I had to watch this video again for the Comedic factor! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theheavymetalkitchen7607
    @theheavymetalkitchen7607 2 роки тому +4

    Wow this video is cursed!!!.. Not only are you in jail, but now my news feed is covered in Britney Spears articles.. Hope this will all be temporary..🤞

  • @violentraven2371
    @violentraven2371 2 роки тому +5

    Let’s See How Painful This Is Gonna Be 😂

  • @kc0lif
    @kc0lif 2 роки тому +4

    I'm not crazy about those albums. I'm sorry you had to listen those albums.

  • @spinsk5071
    @spinsk5071 2 роки тому +8

    Gotta be honest listening to Britney Spears is my guilty pleasure

    • @johnsmith-ug5tp
      @johnsmith-ug5tp 2 роки тому +2

      Milley too? haha

    • @johnsmith-ug5tp
      @johnsmith-ug5tp 2 роки тому +3

      You are making me very uncomfortable.

    • @entelechy2020
      @entelechy2020 2 роки тому +4

      We all have one, whether we admit it or not lol. Mine's Lady Gaga

    • @johnsmith-ug5tp
      @johnsmith-ug5tp 2 роки тому +2

      @@entelechy2020 Enough! All of you are weirding me out. 😟

    • @rodbelding9523
      @rodbelding9523 2 роки тому +4

      No judgment my dude, nothing wrong with listening to pop music as a guilty pleasure.

  • @FelixSanFrancisco
    @FelixSanFrancisco 2 роки тому +2

    Funny as hell. Such sweet, sweet suffering….

  • @Cookie-hg4xb
    @Cookie-hg4xb 2 роки тому +1

    I hope the donator donated at least $100 for putting you through this.

  • @kevinbaltes5710
    @kevinbaltes5710 28 днів тому

    I was cracking up during this one... so funny

  • @PatPosse
    @PatPosse 2 роки тому +3

    HAHAHA That was awesome!

  • @jerrygreitens2522
    @jerrygreitens2522 2 роки тому +2

    Ha this is awesome! Made me laugh out loud!

  • @kevin2400
    @kevin2400 2 роки тому +3

    Request….. Bruce Springsteen. Darkness on the edge of town vs thin lizzy Chinatown

    • @muziktrkr
      @muziktrkr 2 роки тому +2

      2 great albums, but he has a lot of Paypal donors in his queue for him to do freebie requests.

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 2 роки тому +2

      @@muziktrkr He won't do freebie requests at all (which I understand).

  • @farrellmcnulty909
    @farrellmcnulty909 2 роки тому +1

    Hey, Dr. Fukk, I'm about to watch your clip. I have to say it takes a courageous soul to listen to both of these albums, from what I've heard about them, and I thank you for it, and can't wait to hear you slam them! 😅

  • @williamnorthrup2335
    @williamnorthrup2335 2 роки тому +3

    This is more like Shit vs Shat.

  • @roberterwine7650
    @roberterwine7650 4 місяці тому +1

    Eric Foster White wrote a lot of the songs on the Britney spears album , he also wrote lots for the back street boys , none of either artists hits but all the filler songs .

  • @Deddude-sl1xf
    @Deddude-sl1xf Рік тому

    Lmfao at the ending 😂😂😂

  • @AarosConcerts
    @AarosConcerts 5 днів тому

    This is hilarious 🤣 but Balance is my favorite Hagar era album 😅

  • @jessewible9657
    @jessewible9657 2 роки тому +1

    Ending was awesome love it poor Dr fuuk thank you for killing your ears for us rock on and smackamogob

  • @lukewise3244
    @lukewise3244 2 роки тому +3

    Also, I thought that you were going to refund me for not wanting to have even the possibility of saying Van Gina won.

  • @johnsmith-ug5tp
    @johnsmith-ug5tp 2 роки тому +1

    LMFAO! Hey, hey, where are you going? Come over here and have a seat for me. This is immoral. haha

  • @matthewnunley1775
    @matthewnunley1775 2 роки тому +3

    Hilarious

  • @farrellmcnulty909
    @farrellmcnulty909 2 роки тому +1

    I hope you're listening to Physical Graffiti after this.

  • @JOONBUGFILMS
    @JOONBUGFILMS 2 роки тому +2

    Dr. Fukk rocks out to Brittney Spears lol sarcasm🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

  • @KingAceHernandez1291
    @KingAceHernandez1291 2 роки тому +1

    Im just scratching my head saying why brittany spears this dude who requested this is the devil doc

  • @rodbelding9523
    @rodbelding9523 2 роки тому +1

    I would rather listen to Britney than Van Hagar and I have no shame in admitting that.

  • @youtoo2233
    @youtoo2233 2 роки тому

    Truthfully I don't know a lot of the music that you review and talk about but I still watch your videos for comedy, you say some funny stuff, keep it going man

  • @mortimerbustos4487
    @mortimerbustos4487 2 роки тому

    Yes!

  • @nicholasdedea7830
    @nicholasdedea7830 2 роки тому +2

    Holy shit…. this oughta be good!

  • @kevinschoenfeld6294
    @kevinschoenfeld6294 2 роки тому +2

    It's 'pop!" Of course it's not well written. But there's been some good pop songs. Poor Ralph had to listen to a Britney Spears album! At least Britney is supposed to be pop. I think Raplh wants to hit Sammy one more time!!

  • @rjm4091
    @rjm4091 2 роки тому

    That was awsome

  • @Coffeaddictedcinephile87
    @Coffeaddictedcinephile87 2 роки тому +1

    You skipped Batulicherium! No Sammy just the Van Halens bros rocking out. Best track on the album

    • @almosthuman56
      @almosthuman56  2 роки тому +1

      I did not skip it. Its a bonus track

  • @russellj.s.257
    @russellj.s.257 2 роки тому +1

    Here's what's worse than David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar,Gary Cherone as Van Halen's lead singer.

  • @jasonvoorhees8545
    @jasonvoorhees8545 10 місяців тому

    I've only heard a couple of songs off Balance, I've never heard the album. I loved the guitars on Can't stop Lovin You. That video was when Eddie cut his hair and looked like a cop or some shit lol

  • @roymartin500
    @roymartin500 2 роки тому +3

    Hahahaha!

  • @dimebagdave77
    @dimebagdave77 2 роки тому +1

    🔥THNXRALPH!🔥

  • @jdiona
    @jdiona 2 роки тому +1

    A good song it’s a song that you can play just with one guitar. Try to do it and you will see that baby one more time is a great pop song. :))))

  • @samuelblinne6040
    @samuelblinne6040 2 роки тому +1

    I am going with Brittany spears

  • @ModernDayWarrior2112
    @ModernDayWarrior2112 2 роки тому

    Welcome to hell Ralph 🤣

  • @skolsaw1080
    @skolsaw1080 2 роки тому

    Lol 😂 🤣 Love the Chris Hansen bit. 👍🤣😂

  • @larrysutton832
    @larrysutton832 2 роки тому +1

    Ok I should be ashamed of this, but I like hit me one more time! There I said it! I mean just the song!!!!!

  • @Kissarmy180
    @Kissarmy180 2 роки тому

    Man I’m surprised no one has gotten you to do insane clown posse yet. Might have to change that

  • @robjohnson5981
    @robjohnson5981 Рік тому

    At least Britney Spears doesn’t pretend to be anything other than pop crap

  • @russellj.s.257
    @russellj.s.257 2 роки тому

    I may be a fan of the Sammy Hagar era of Van Halen,however I laugh at when you refer to the era as Van gina.

  • @joharrison6014
    @joharrison6014 2 роки тому

    4:32 Strung Out... "Just stupid noises"? Awww come-on! "Strung Out" is the devil playing a piano in HELL :) Ya dont get much more specific than THAT :D

  • @sergiodavila5269
    @sergiodavila5269 2 роки тому +1

    I’d make it a tie: Brit Brit actually has some decent tunes 🤘🏽🤣🤘🏽

  • @samuelblinne6040
    @samuelblinne6040 2 роки тому

    Wow

  • @vanhenry98
    @vanhenry98 2 роки тому +1

    Van gina is really about on the same level as brittany's release ,complete trash ,

  • @jimmycoleman5853
    @jimmycoleman5853 2 роки тому +3

    I’ve never heard a Britney Spears album but I’m pretty sure I’d take it over any Van Hager

  • @TheBSSessions
    @TheBSSessions 2 роки тому

    Respect!! Honest everyone in the groups are saying Britney!! lol

  • @berliner0
    @berliner0 8 місяців тому +1

    Lmao

  • @ZackAttackP1
    @ZackAttackP1 2 роки тому

    Maaannnn.... lol. I actually like Balance quite a bit. I think it's the underrated gem in the Van Halen discography. It's still doesn't beat the first four Van Halen albums for me, but I quite enjoy that record. ...Baby One More Time, hey she was really cute at the time, and I was a kid hitting puberty and found her pretty hot. There some nostalgia for it, but it's not something I listen to too much nowadays.

  • @davidl570
    @davidl570 2 роки тому

    All of Van Gina's albums are crap, but Balance also earns the distinction of being the Gina's worst album cover as well!

  • @thrashingjedi72
    @thrashingjedi72 2 роки тому

    i always enjoy when you rip on van gina.i could watch all day.its so weird to talk to people that like vanhagar and listen to them try to take up for em

  • @lancecrocket2391
    @lancecrocket2391 2 роки тому +1

    My great and all knowing of what sucks and sucks than whatever sucked,. jaws brother!!!!!! The money he saves you from buying shit music needs to go back to superior metal!!!!

  • @otisdriftwood8469
    @otisdriftwood8469 2 роки тому

    I'll take Brittney Gina, over van Gina. Just saying. Yea you shouldn't be listening to it, just looking at it ha! Comedy gold as usual lol, thanks for the laughs.

  • @agedefyingfitness
    @agedefyingfitness 2 роки тому

    I love you so much Ralph lol I see it so similar to you I’ve found out over the years. Peace ☮️

  • @thrashingjedi72
    @thrashingjedi72 6 місяців тому +1

    i wonder if you really listened to every Britney track all the way through.lol.i would have to lie lol

    • @almosthuman56
      @almosthuman56  6 місяців тому

      Most songs I heard all. Some I had to skip because i knew how the rest would suck

  • @beanapalooza6614
    @beanapalooza6614 2 роки тому

    😭😢yall leave Brittany alone😢😤leave Brittany alone.... lol.
    😂🤣😂😊😂

  • @davidcottone2700
    @davidcottone2700 2 роки тому

    You should try kid rock vs Celine dion

  • @Sabundy
    @Sabundy 2 роки тому

    Come on Doc.....tell us what you really think of Sammy Hagar. I feel like you are holding back 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThesharkStrangler
    @ThesharkStrangler 2 роки тому +1

    I can confidently say as a Hagar fan, nobody, and I truly mean nobody likes Balance.

  • @chrisbarron2913
    @chrisbarron2913 Рік тому

    Hahaha 😆

  • @Dock76
    @Dock76 2 роки тому

    This is so deliciously evil.

  • @McSorleyFan33
    @McSorleyFan33 2 роки тому

    Van Hagar sucks. Britney is gonna dominate this one for me
    Eric Jordon Rmcp
    Hit Me Baby One More Time
    Crazy
    Sometimes
    Soda Pop
    Born To Make Me Happy
    From The Bottom Of My Heart
    I Will Be There
    I Will still Love You
    Deep In My Heart
    Thinking About Uou
    Email My Heart
    The Beat Goes On

  • @rondiemert2201
    @rondiemert2201 2 роки тому

    I bet the guy that paid for this actually love's Britney and was thinking once you played it you would too

  • @mydlenski
    @mydlenski 2 роки тому

    Ed and Dave are not songwriters. Sammy is. Ed writes riffs, Dave sings over them. Having said that the six pack for life

    • @larsbonnet17
      @larsbonnet17 2 роки тому +3

      Umm, Dave is a songwriter. He spliced the songs together from Ed’s riffs and wrote all the lyrics. Al helped too with song arrangements.

  • @TheMightyVanHalen
    @TheMightyVanHalen 2 роки тому

    Yes! Seventh Seal is pretty similar to Poundcake guitar-wise -- and yes Can't Stop Loving You is just as bad as any boy-band. So bad.