With all the kindness in the world, fuck you for making me laugh and choke with the "It's pronounced Chile" gag. Might've been my fault for eating during the cold open, but I'm still blaming you personally, Robert.
Both of their responses of going 'fuck...' and looking away in disgust is oddly how I react to all of both the bad shit in the tales and good-bad jokes on BTB 😄
Seeing you guys struggle on "unconstituonnality" is funny to me because its French equivalent "anticonstitutionnelement" is the longuest in the French language 😅
Christ on a stick, Eugene Talmadge was literally Donald Trump. The only meaningful difference I could find in this narrative between the two is Eugene actually read a book.
am I the only one that got serious Coen Brothers vibes from that section about the vault caper? "I'm some soldiers" seems like it was lifted directly from one of their scripts.
Lol Gare's little "Yeah, uh ..." after Robert's comment of "You're not really a journalist unless ..." at 32:40. Nobody ever directly threatened my life when I was a journalist, but I was mentioned by name in a derogatory way in a couple of sermons when I covered events at local churches. But, it being the South, they were still my best friends after the service and wouldn't let me leave until after I'd had lunch with them (Yes, I was body-shamed for being too skinny at 5'7" and 130lb. For reference, I was about the same proportions as Gare and looked equally good in a suit, but all the churches and other charitable orgs I covered thought I was too skinny ... I knew a guy the same weight who was 6'5" -- now, that dude was like an anime demon/Slenderman, freakishly skinny). Though there were times like at the motorcycle rally when I asked for a guy's name, and he gave me a nickname, I said "You got a real name?" and he said "No, and don't show my face, I got warrants." "Sí, señor, you've got your back to me in the photo, 's cool." To hell with journalistic integrity, a patched Bandido with a scary nickname is a damned good art director.
0:21 Robert, almost. Atonal shrieks, just like whenever I try to do a chewbacca roar, something makes me miss it when I do it out loud. But when I do it in my head? I nail that shit every time!
I used to work at a restaurant in Atlanta and one of my tables had a screw in their pasta. Surprisingly chill about it lol. It was Figo Pasta, if anyone is wondering. Can't say I recommend
I found a piece of broken glass in my omelet at a late night deli-diner once. They gave free dinner to myself and my dining companion but my appetite was a little bit depressed after that. I had eaten there many times before, after the bar I worked at closed down for the night.
At 5:35 inward, are capers (the pickled berries that look like green peas) used on or in bagels? That's something I've not seen, heard of or tasted...... Capers are pungent and slightly bitter and it's hard to imagine them going well on a bagel.....
Can we the fans come together to rescue Garrison from Georgia? Every mom-molecule in my body is screaming that we need to relocate them from the chemical disaster.
Conspiracy theory: Disney animators subliminally promote a neo-Luddite revolution through uncanny CGI and heavy-handed pitch-correction (Beauty & the Beast) Or maybe it’s just huge corporations making strange decisions.
I hear that Gary Sinese has a charitable foundation that helps first responders in need. Just something to consider for any state that allows privatization by private equity firms.
So I'm 33 this year, and since I was 12 I've been workin on a story. And since I wanted to build a whole world, I took an interest in polotics on top of sociology and psychology ( specifically developmental psyche, which focuses on a brand new brain developing from birth to adult ) And in my latest drafting stage I needed to make a government map to figure out my Starting Conditions, who is in power, what rivals they contend with, individual motivations, ect And the excersize of doing so makes it Very Tempting to make a goverment map of the one I live under... but I think it would add another decade to my prep work XDDDD
Does it count as original if you're just ignorant? If Trump or anyone in his orbit had ever heard of Eugene Talmadge he'd be talking about him the way he talks about Viktor Orban and Adolf Hitler.
The story about money being held and governments fighting at the start sounds like the Lang government from New South Wales. They fought with the federal government until Lang took all their money out of the banks in massive trucks. The governor general kicked Lang out
A well researched piece, but Garrison is absolutely not a lead voice on a podcast; he sounded nervous and had all of the delivery air of a school kid reading a book report in front of the class. He has little of Robert's polish and charisma. Sorry. 🤷♂️
*They* will learn and improve with time and practice. Time and practice they'll never get if they're only ever in the background. They're in their early 20s, it's entirely unfair and a bit silly to compare them to someone who has done this shit for significantly longer than they have.
indeed you can already hear this in their presentation, if you compare to the other episodes Garrison has lead in the past, on a couple of the Chinese warlords or Bobby Fisher. They've gotten much more confident and animated.
@@TroyConvers5000 seems like the intro to Part One two hours ago where Robert says it's an episode where he's the guest and Garrison is the host was your cue to wait for the next one, I guess?
I really love how Garrison and Robert have this wild Luke & Obi-Wan thing going on, but if Luke had charisma and Obi-Wan was really into Warhammer 40k
10/10 analogy
This is perfect.
this comment improved my entire week, thank you
Perfect description, no notes
That's the same as saying if Obi-Wan had no charisma
Garrison in audio format: 🤓
Garrison in video format: 🥵
Let's not be a parasocial creep, ok sweetie?
Jesus saw this comment
And I liked this comment along with him, Jordan
22:28
@@Jordan-k8s Jesus wouldn't be able to resist him either
I did not know that Sofie's dog knew this much about old Georgia governors.
I did. But just didn't have proof until now.
33:50 “you’re a racist because you can’t think of any actual political things to say. I’m a racist because it’s my PASSION. We are not the same.” 😂😂😂
*Gustavo Fring fixes his tie*
every time Garrison says something like "Anderson writes..." my brain thinks the quote came from Sophie's dog?
Every. Time.
Definitely
Came here to post this
Saaaame 😂😂😂
Love the dynamic of Robert as the jaded old man and Garrison as the fiesty young upstart. Also the cat.
Garrison as guest host AND Anderson doggo in the intro, plus silly cartoonish capers in the story? This is the cutest BtB episode ever.
With all the kindness in the world, fuck you for making me laugh and choke with the "It's pronounced Chile" gag. Might've been my fault for eating during the cold open, but I'm still blaming you personally, Robert.
Both of their responses of going 'fuck...' and looking away in disgust is oddly how I react to all of both the bad shit in the tales and good-bad jokes on BTB 😄
I was drinking a beer, and nearly sprayed it on my monitors.
"I'm some soldiers", feels like a line that Ted Cruise would try to float. lol
Garrison effortlessly cat wrangling @2:08
At 1:01 when Robert is taking a drink I was absolutely certain he was just pouring canned beans into his mouth
We can't prove he wasn't.
What is so wierd about that? Canned beans go in the mouth.
robert was the guy in the movie theater eating beans
Seeing you guys struggle on "unconstituonnality" is funny to me because its French equivalent "anticonstitutionnelement" is the longuest in the French language 😅
Its Spanish equivalent is also the longest word in our language.
"I'm some soldiers"
I love the line as it is but Robert losing his mind over it made things even better
It's been great watching Garrison really come into their own on ICHH and BtB. What a treasure
You may as well officially add the cat to show. The cat, being a cat, will then never jump on camera again just to be catty.
Every single damn time Garrison says "to quote Anderson" I expect to hear what Sophie's dog thinks about this whole mess.
Garrison is quite possibly my favorite guest (no offense to any of the other guests, past or future)
They've really came into their own, super good
For anyone who needs to know this, their show, It Could Happen Here, is phenomenally prescient, funny, and informative.
Bruh that middle aged southern man who's name i cannot remember was tops. Proph is also great
Billy Wayne Davis, Proph is dope too! @@ryanarntz5098
technically, Robert is the guest and Garrison is the host based purely on format, but they're still crushing it nonetheless
Robert having a Glass Onion moment about Trump got a nice guffaw out of me
4 minutes in and it's a bold choice for Robert to call anyone else out on mispronunciation. I'm sure we are all having fun though.
Talmadge opening up the vault to find nothing really combines the energies of Geraldo Rivera and the ending of the original rat pack Ocean's Eleven.
47:30 I really fucking hate how history repeats sometimes.
Anderson the dog is an excellent researcher
...Listening to this for the first time on the other side of the election is one fuck of a thing.
Christ on a stick, Eugene Talmadge was literally Donald Trump. The only meaningful difference I could find in this narrative between the two is Eugene actually read a book.
According to his first wife, Trump has read at least one book... "My New Order", which is also by Hitler.
The “It’s pronounced Chile” was gold
That made me throw my head back in laughter hahahaha. Brightened my very somber Nov 5th/6th right up for a brief moment.
am I the only one that got serious Coen Brothers vibes from that section about the vault caper? "I'm some soldiers" seems like it was lifted directly from one of their scripts.
30:37 Kitty WILL NOT be ignored!! 😤
My god, it's so relatable lol. I can't do anything at home without both my cats trying to participate
I will say this for the video format: It does add way more dogs and cats.
I mean, a screw in the drink makes sense if the drink in question was a...screwdriver.
Time really is a flat circle. How the fuck does this shit still work almost a century later???
When you say “to quote the author” you don’t also have to say “quote.”
Lol Gare's little "Yeah, uh ..." after Robert's comment of "You're not really a journalist unless ..." at 32:40.
Nobody ever directly threatened my life when I was a journalist, but I was mentioned by name in a derogatory way in a couple of sermons when I covered events at local churches. But, it being the South, they were still my best friends after the service and wouldn't let me leave until after I'd had lunch with them (Yes, I was body-shamed for being too skinny at 5'7" and 130lb. For reference, I was about the same proportions as Gare and looked equally good in a suit, but all the churches and other charitable orgs I covered thought I was too skinny ... I knew a guy the same weight who was 6'5" -- now, that dude was like an anime demon/Slenderman, freakishly skinny).
Though there were times like at the motorcycle rally when I asked for a guy's name, and he gave me a nickname, I said "You got a real name?" and he said "No, and don't show my face, I got warrants."
"Sí, señor, you've got your back to me in the photo, 's cool." To hell with journalistic integrity, a patched Bandido with a scary nickname is a damned good art director.
0:21 Robert, almost. Atonal shrieks, just like whenever I try to do a chewbacca roar, something makes me miss it when I do it out loud.
But when I do it in my head? I nail that shit every time!
I used to work at a restaurant in Atlanta and one of my tables had a screw in their pasta. Surprisingly chill about it lol. It was Figo Pasta, if anyone is wondering. Can't say I recommend
I found a piece of broken glass in my omelet at a late night deli-diner once. They gave free dinner to myself and my dining companion but my appetite was a little bit depressed after that. I had eaten there many times before, after the bar I worked at closed down for the night.
What's capering, my government officials?!
When the video opened to Robert’s dissonant little scream my cat became very alarmed
I'm waiting for Robert to go, not into the opening to The Lion King, but into the opening to Clint Eastwood, the Gorillaz piece.
Anderson and Garrison's cat need their own show.
Totally a word
At 5:35 inward, are capers (the pickled berries that look like green peas) used on or in bagels? That's something I've not seen, heard of or tasted...... Capers are pungent and slightly bitter and it's hard to imagine them going well on a bagel.....
Hi Anderson, I love you!🐾
gare is gender envy solidified tbh
Can we the fans come together to rescue Garrison from Georgia? Every mom-molecule in my body is screaming that we need to relocate them from the chemical disaster.
11:20 we used to be a proper country
A big iron on his desk
Oh no! There's an f-bomb in the first 15 mins! That's going to be the ONLY reason could be demonitized!
Conspiracy theory: Disney animators subliminally promote a neo-Luddite revolution through uncanny CGI and heavy-handed pitch-correction (Beauty & the Beast)
Or maybe it’s just huge corporations making strange decisions.
I thought it was to do some shenanigan with the rights to the songs and make money on re-releases. Like an evil (Taylor's Version)
If they don’t make a joke with the song red red wine I’m going to lose it!
I hear that Gary Sinese has a charitable foundation that helps first responders in need. Just something to consider for any state that allows privatization by private equity firms.
It's pronounced Chile
Gold
ANDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!
Go for Anderson!
Herman Talmadge was a corrupt senator. He would store money, tens of thousands of dollars, in his overcoat in the closet.
So I'm 33 this year, and since I was 12 I've been workin on a story. And since I wanted to build a whole world, I took an interest in polotics on top of sociology and psychology ( specifically developmental psyche, which focuses on a brand new brain developing from birth to adult )
And in my latest drafting stage I needed to make a government map to figure out my Starting Conditions, who is in power, what rivals they contend with, individual motivations, ect
And the excersize of doing so makes it Very Tempting to make a goverment map of the one I live under... but I think it would add another decade to my prep work XDDDD
Anderson😍
My God the amount of Comercial in are out of hand
I want Garrison to google "george hamilton" and "love at first bite". Please. And then insert that George Hamilton into the story.
Does it count as original if you're just ignorant? If Trump or anyone in his orbit had ever heard of Eugene Talmadge he'd be talking about him the way he talks about Viktor Orban and Adolf Hitler.
The story about money being held and governments fighting at the start sounds like the Lang government from New South Wales. They fought with the federal government until Lang took all their money out of the banks in massive trucks. The governor general kicked Lang out
Led Zeppelin shriek could work too
ANDERSON!
30:44 LOL
Garrison may be the best.
"Never mind the unconstitutionality; here's the sex scandals!" #1 Punk rock record for conservatives....
55:00
It's all fun and games until Imperial Japan shows up.
Just an FYI: Locals call it the "Atlanta Urinal Constipation" -- it is an objectively bad newspaper.
After over a decade there, I have never once heard anyone call it that
ANDERSON
Cat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Donald Glover?
Did Robert confuse James Earl Jones with Donald Glover?
Unconstitutionalitosusexpihalitousious.
no donald glover (childish gambino) is in the 2019 lion king
Hey just so everybody knows...Garrison is a literal teenager?? You're thirsting over a teenager just thought you should know
🤣
A well researched piece, but Garrison is absolutely not a lead voice on a podcast; he sounded nervous and had all of the delivery air of a school kid reading a book report in front of the class. He has little of Robert's polish and charisma.
Sorry. 🤷♂️
Would you rather have one of those horrible AI voices that can nUT pronounce AN KNE THINK CORREK TLEEE???😂😂
*They* will learn and improve with time and practice. Time and practice they'll never get if they're only ever in the background. They're in their early 20s, it's entirely unfair and a bit silly to compare them to someone who has done this shit for significantly longer than they have.
indeed you can already hear this in their presentation, if you compare to the other episodes Garrison has lead in the past, on a couple of the Chinese warlords or Bobby Fisher. They've gotten much more confident and animated.
@@youmukonpaku3168 yeah well I come to this podcast for Robert, not locums.
@@TroyConvers5000 seems like the intro to Part One two hours ago where Robert says it's an episode where he's the guest and Garrison is the host was your cue to wait for the next one, I guess?
Dang it Kawaii Nixon, you are blocking premium cat content.