I just realized you have an extremely good immune system considering I've been watching you for about 10 months and you've never been sick for that whole time.
If he gets Ebola,the bossness in his immune system will kick it's ass, and doctors and scientists will harvest the bossness from his organs as a cure...nvm. Yeah,he's a healthy son of a beautiful woman.
If he gets Ebola,the bossness in his immune system will kick it's ass, and doctors and scientists will harvest the bossness from his organs as a cure...nvm. Yeah,he's a healthy son of a beautiful woman.
I've been trying really hard not to get sick. I generally don't leave the house much anyway or meet other people to get sick but I take lots of vitamins too. I hate being sick
Orange Joe I think the setting can be referred to as steampunk, an imaginary set-up of archaic technology (medieval setting and/or coal power) with in comparison ultra-futuristic technology that's powered by that archaic technology. I suppose someone who knows more about steampunk can tell a more deeper point about the style (like from cyberpunk). In Attack on Titan you can observe a very deep level of degeneration and/or corruption in the society within the walls which the titans outside the wall bring down in a single blinding flash of light (literally).
Orange Joe The fuel for the 3DM gear is limited so they use horses to get around and the they only use rifles for the population of humanity and for protection against the Military Police. The only regiment who uses the 3DM gear excessively is the Scouts as they do outer wall missions. The Garrison and MP's only use them for training and getting up to the top of the wall if needed
Orange Joe Attack on Titan is just the most well known and popular anime right now, being an amateur critic of fiction myself, I will say that this show is very overrated and average at best from a critical standpoint. It only got really popular from the hype it received and it's interesting setting, which it ultimately fails to use to its full potential. Most fans of the anime are actually not that well vested in anime, being casuals who only watch whats popular or cool at the present time, without searching for better written but lesser known works. Saying that your not a big fan of anime, I am inclined to point out some anime you may find that break the stereotypes of those not well vested in anime would know of. I can give examples of such based on your tastes in fiction that you may enjoy.
No he's correct. It's called a jack-o-LANTERN meaning that it produces light. However I do agree that Jack was just making a joke and doesn't need correcting.
I noticed at the beginning. I also watch Soul Eater, Black Butler, Haikyuu!!, Ouran HSHC, and Tokyo Ghoul AND HETALIA AND A FEW I CANT FUCKING REMEMBER
Why would you name your dog that? Well actually I'm one to talk I have a dog named Bam bam. Well my brother named him. Funny thing is. He's three years older than I am. But yeah he used to watch The Flintstones a lot when we were younger. I was a SpongeBob kid.
Is it just me or does it feels like his head fell of more times than usual, and it's amazing cause it's a pumpkin and the cars are just SLICING it off.
spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine you'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombie speak. were so sorry skeletons you're so misunderstood you only want to socialize but I don't think we should. but spooky scary skeletons speak with such a screech if you can finish you win butterscotch pie
NOTHING STOPS... THE SQUATCH!!!
The only thing stopping the squatch, is the squatch itself.
Hii jack
***** SECOND
jack what do you use to record
I LOVE YOU JACK not a gay way though
Jack: "That's WAY worse than what these guys could do!"
Snowplow: *disintegrates "Wacko Jacko"*
Snowplow: You were saying?
7:07 this takes a "jack-o'" pose to a whole new level.
4:04, Jack: Sweet Flip! ~5 seconds later~ Jack: BUSSSSS!!
*4:03
5 seconds? That was like 0.3 seconds xD
"Don't think like a pumpkin. Think like a banana."
Words to live by.
Jack: your head's to big
Car: * chops its head off *
Me: you were saying?
1234567890-/:;()$&@∞®.,?!',[]{}#%^*+=_\|~$€¥★®.,?!',
So the car hits the head and the head got chopped off?
@@DonStalyna *Snowplow
7:41 jacksepticeye predicted infinity war
That too, about 4 years before the movie was released.
0:56 that's what she said
😂
😂
Spam this with the 😂 emoji
😂
*h e a v y w e e w e e . : f l u s h e d e m o j i*
7:15 Jack: "Nothin' destroys th' twerkin' booty!" ***CRUNCH*** :O
Damn near fell out of my chair laughing! That was PERFECT comic timing! :D
logandarklighter haha that's what Turbo Dismount is best at. Very fast cuts and great comedic pacing :D
***** the fact that it's 2014 makes that hilarious. X3
HA HA HA HA!!!
Hey me too exsept I was sitting on the toilet
Vicki Richard Hopefully you didn't have diarrhea...
1:36 Jack: your head’s too big
1:38 Car: I’ll fix that
1:10 comes the moment when you say, "Off with his head!"
@Zachary Rigby Oleg The Usurper would love that.
Jack must never use the dreaded brake pads.
Of course not he lives by the phrase “SPEED IS KEY!”
@@King_of_Gamers2099 I can't believe you found this comment from over 4 years ago
A lot of us are just going back to good old times
Of course not! They go against everything he believes in!
I remembered that turbo dismount used to be my jam.. it was so damn funny
Did something change?
I d7nno
Remembered YOU WHATT
Dont you just hate when he says "OK, well that does it for this episode of ..."
I knowwww it sucks... I don't want it to end ;-;
i just dont want the vid to end
that pose reveal for pink lightning was one of the most hilarious things ever XD
Jack: "Just don't think about the bad thins that are about to happen."*Gets hit by car*Jack: "You thought about them didn't you?"Me: "Maybe."
did anyone else notice the wings of freedom
+Abby Avant *AOT plays in the background*
me
me
attack on titan XD
Me
Jack: :" I thought your head was gonna get crushed !"
-head gets crushed -
Jack:" OHHHHHHHHOOHOHOOO
lol jack is the best
look at me little danty feet, look at my big smile, look at my CAR!!!
DID YOU HIT A GIANT MIND NO! THUMBS DOWN!
joshua walden Dude? What did he do?
Dainty*
I think he was going to say "chair".
0:43 jack: I thot your head was going to come off. Car: your wish is my command
0:45 i thought his head was gonna get smashed all of a sudden a car comes out of no where and breaks him
1:56 "Dinoco's all mine!"
Trouble in turn 3!
I can't even say one word of how much I'm laughing 😂
Nobody:
Still nobody:
Jack:PUMPKIN.
Anytime I watch this I always lose it at 8:46 with the snowplow. xD
2:53
Grandchild:And that grandpa is what we called a *T-pose*
7:18
Jack:nothing destroys the twerking booty!
Truck:are you sure about that?
6:35 that had to hurt
I just realized you have an extremely good immune system considering I've been watching you for about 10 months and you've never been sick for that whole time.
If he gets Ebola,the bossness in his immune system will kick it's ass, and doctors and scientists will harvest the bossness from his organs as a cure...nvm.
Yeah,he's a healthy son of a beautiful woman.
If he gets Ebola,the bossness in his immune system will kick it's ass, and doctors and scientists will harvest the bossness from his organs as a cure...nvm.
Yeah,he's a healthy son of a beautiful woman.
Nice explanation and. He did get sick if u are a longtime fan i BELIVE YA
Paresh Patel when?
I've been trying really hard not to get sick. I generally don't leave the house much anyway or meet other people to get sick but I take lots of vitamins too. I hate being sick
2:45 spooky scary skeletons.
+Ethan Widner I know that song.
I guess Jack really is the Pumpkin king!
(Lol references)
XD
Is that a reference to the mineplex server? Or is it a LOL reference?
if u didnt notice this name u deserve a cookie It, my good sir, is a Nightmare Before Christmas reference. Lol was just me laughing.
if u didnt notice this name u deserve a cookie Nightmare before Christmas. :3
Ok, I don't know what that is. Lol!
The gleam in the eye Jack gets when Mr. Dismount gets decapitated though lol
6:00 most painful one
That happened to me once
@@joshuabrophy4585 lol
@@luMBAgO69420 XD
Jack is amazing. Whenever i wake up, I check his youtube page.
supersonic537 That's so nice :) thank you
Me too
My new record, 4 minutes! Good vid, jack, keep making people smile even on the most of gloomiest days. :D
And, WELCOME TO THE UNDER 301 CLUB, HOW TOUGH ARE YA?
nick citarella Aw thank you :D you guys always make me smile right back!!
jacksepticeye looks liek 720p just went 60fps! YEAH BABY YEAH!!!!(get the reference)
jacksepticeye No, thank you for making me smile every day.
4:02 Sean: sweet flip BUS:SWEET FACE
Sweet Wings of Freedom, bruh.
Also, this was fucking hilarious.
Dose arms doe
That is actually the logo of the scout regiment in attack on titan
Flying with the wings of freedom #AttackOnTitan
"Hello snowplow, BITCH!" Jacksepticeye 2014.
Aj Haynie just read this, and it just appeared
+CaptainBL Trooper and u make videos about legos and little kid games
+Aj Haynie so what? you're the one with a fucking fnaf profile pic.
+MystifiedMustard yeah umm fnaf ain't for kids but the kids are the ones with the fnaf pics.
Patrick Noyes true
Anyone else notice how Jack was laughing every time the head came off in some unexpected way it makes me miss being able to socialise curse 2020
It should've been "Spooky Scary Jack-o-lantern!"
1:12 now he can be the headless horseman
A new character in Attack on Titan: Jacko, the miniature titan that can be disintegrated pretty much completely without him dying?
I don't understand the point of Attack on Titan. They have those wacky jet pack things but they use horses and flint lock rifles and pistols.
Orange Joe I think the setting can be referred to as steampunk, an imaginary set-up of archaic technology (medieval setting and/or coal power) with in comparison ultra-futuristic technology that's powered by that archaic technology.
I suppose someone who knows more about steampunk can tell a more deeper point about the style (like from cyberpunk). In Attack on Titan you can observe a very deep level of degeneration and/or corruption in the society within the walls which the titans outside the wall bring down in a single blinding flash of light (literally).
Orange Joe The fuel for the 3DM gear is limited so they use horses to get around and the they only use rifles for the population of humanity and for protection against the Military Police. The only regiment who uses the 3DM gear excessively is the Scouts as they do outer wall missions. The Garrison and MP's only use them for training and getting up to the top of the wall if needed
Ciel Diablo Oh ok, Im not a big fan of anime but, it was on last night and I saw it and was befumbled on that. Thanks for clearing that up guys.
Orange Joe Attack on Titan is just the most well known and popular anime right now, being an amateur critic of fiction myself, I will say that this show is very overrated and average at best from a critical standpoint. It only got really popular from the hype it received and it's interesting setting, which it ultimately fails to use to its full potential. Most fans of the anime are actually not that well vested in anime, being casuals who only watch whats popular or cool at the present time, without searching for better written but lesser known works. Saying that your not a big fan of anime, I am inclined to point out some anime you may find that break the stereotypes of those not well vested in anime would know of. I can give examples of such based on your tastes in fiction that you may enjoy.
i like the wings of freedom on the back of the BOSS THRONE for THE BOSS JACKSEPTICEYE
4:05 funniest thing I've seen all day
B U S
B U S
Y'ALL THINK I HAD A WATERMELON INSTEAD, BUT I GOT A TEAM OF PUMPKIN HEADS!!!
Christopher Wilson my man you know a funny thing
Amazing.
They all got helmets on their heads, but i gotta watermelon instead!
when you indirectly come to a Halloween based video on Halloween
DiffusedRay
heather kerr
How do you do THAT. How do you indirectly come to a Halloween based video ON Halloween?
Jacks statement "his head is too big" car comes along SMACK solves his problem
Actually, it's not a jack-o-lanter unless it's got a candle in it, it's just a carved pumpkin.
*facepalm*
bubbycraft Instead of indirectly calling me a idiot, do you mind explaining why I am wrong?
Lol. Good logic
*whispers* He was making a joke :O
No he's correct. It's called a jack-o-LANTERN meaning that it produces light. However I do agree that Jack was just making a joke and doesn't need correcting.
Jack Jack I laughed so hard that I was coughing
5:23 HIS PUMPKIN HAS NO SHADOW!
It's because he was in 1st person. DUH!
You know jack you always make me happy and make me smile. We all know that... WE LOVE YOU JACK :)
3:35
" This is the, I'm sad pose "
Me: more like the ready to get fukd pose
2:44
What the fuck is woth that profile pic.?!?!
HAHAHA!!! Dear god, I just noticed the AOT scouting legion wings on the back of Turkey bird XD
Would you class yourself as an otaku?
DEAR GOD WHAT IS YOUR INSTAGRAM
Aw. Have a nice day now
I noticed at the beginning.
I also watch Soul Eater, Black Butler, Haikyuu!!, Ouran HSHC, and Tokyo Ghoul
AND HETALIA
AND A FEW I CANT FUCKING REMEMBER
A mix of Greece, Italy, Romano and Prussia.
ONE COUNTRY CANT IDENTIFY ME, NO ONLY FOUR CAN!
Oh dat 60fps... ;)
Utzad GAME lick it!!
jacksepticeye lick it twice
You could go really fast with terbo pads and use break pads to frontflip
jacksepticeye My internet can barely handle the 720p 60FPS. But I need it so bad.
You got bad internet dude
Ahhh yes, the video that made me a jacksepticeye fan
4:52 as well on the car. Go attack on titan
oh wow i actually see the difference, it huge! awesome!
it´s
Pablo Hernández It's amazing. Longer buffering tho. Damn Twc
Buffering? Gerrit VanVranken
Buffering is uploading the video! If you have 2 fpm it will take short but 60 fpm bit longer!
THats what she said
60 fps is so awesome
Don't question it.
I have a lap top and its all lagey:(
NOOOTTHHIIINNNG STOPS THE SQUAATCH!!
2:43 jack accidentally invents rocket league
"Aw, they're playing football with my head... NOOOO!"
Dat FPS... so good
CappuccinoGuil So fluid!!!
***** give us silky! give us smooth!
Funniest part "Hello snowplow bitch."
4:02 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!!
I thought your head was gonna get crushed * smash * -Me. Well, there u go!
Julie Baier Maria I love your videos you were the best possible
Annalisa Woolcock thank you?
1:48 crash bandicoot warped in a nutshell
Pewanda Past yeas xdddd
6:28 lol
Nothing stops the squash
imagen oculous rift when getting hit by the cars OMG
That would give people nightmares
That would give people hiccups
+Lexus Guetschow that would give people diarrhoea
4:04 sweet flip B U S- jack 2013
O MY GOD! MY DOG'S NAME IS JACKO WACKO! THE TITLE IS WACKO JACKO! WHAT THE HELL!
(Like if you think that's pretty cool)
Jacko lantern? Nice pun jack.
Why would you name your dog that? Well actually I'm one to talk I have a dog named Bam bam. Well my brother named him. Funny thing is. He's three years older than I am. But yeah he used to watch The Flintstones a lot when we were younger. I was a SpongeBob kid.
Is it just me or does it feels like his head fell of more times than usual, and it's amazing cause it's a pumpkin and the cars are just SLICING it off.
Did u guys see the wings of freedom logo from attack on titan. ITS ON EVERYTHING
aauuuhhh I thought your head was going ro get crushed....OWW
0:08 who sees wacko jacko
Who’s that?
@@ApexOrSomething hes the pumpkin head
@@dolliegray666 oh 👍🏻
@@ApexOrSomething *default*
Fly Like an Eagle
did any one notice the attack on titan symbol on the chair
Yes
I was wondering the same thing
*104th scout regiment
yeah that was weird
OMG YES!!!!
So random
Isnt his logo for the car from AOT (Attack on Titan) for the Scout Regiment? Or is it green?
So I wasn't the only one who kept on seeing the attack on Titans logo on all the bikes? Cool.
Airzelsgirl16 Narwhal Crew your right :3
+Airzelsgirl16 ikr :)
+AnimeGaming jackseptikeye is awesome cool dude smart and crake up
Narwhal Crew yes
7:34 That's a sweet ASS pose!!!
Get it? He was twerking? No??? Ok...
It took me a minute to figure that out
I don't get it
nice pose ahhh Evie kill Evie she is evil
7:43 Jack: *snap*
Me:i dont feel so good...
I love attack on titan
Didn’t ask
@@lunarking1242 Haha so funny
That was like six month ago so idc
10 Photos Taken Seconds Before Deaths
Number 3: 5:01
spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine you'll shake and shudder in surprise when you hear these zombie speak. were so sorry skeletons you're so misunderstood you only want to socialize but I don't think we should. but spooky scary skeletons speak with such a screech
if you can finish you win butterscotch pie
You should have made a pun about squash. Perfect game and theme for it.
+Mr. Magik I know but I wanted to sing
They’ll raise from their sarcophagus and just won’t leave you be! Spooky scary, spooky scary, spooky scary, spooky scary, spooky, spooky, spooky, spooky, scary scary scary scary [beat drop]
nice face jack 1:10
You should have used the fast yellow car on the race track
8:10 when you fart in a crowded area
I love his smile i been watching him since 2013
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Spooky spooky sceletons 😱
Skeletons..?
Wait.....those aren't pumpkins........THOSE ARE ORANGES
He has the logo from attack on titan XD
Not the logo, its Scout Regiment
The Noob channel it is from attack on titans the wings of justice
wings of freedom***
@@geometryrobloxyt8282 Wings Of Freedom
I dont get the hype over the 60 fps thing,I honestly cant tell the difference really.
but hey thats just me.
What are you watching on
Tec Op Yeah I noticed a much smoother visual..there was also a lot less of the "skipped frames" in it.
Not missing much from 60fps. It's slightly "smoother" people overhype it. I get over 100 in a few games I play, I don't make a huge deal out of it.
EyeofValor Your monitor shows only 60 fps even if the game has 100 or more (if you have 60Hz monitor)
It may be hard to see the difference because generally, the brain operates on 15 fps. The most the brain can see though is 60
1:10 THE GREAT DECAPITATION!!!!
Why does the boss throne have the Attack on Titan thing on the back? Did you put it there?
Well, it's everywhere, so i take it you put it there instead of the septiceye....
That makes sense. (But what fun is there in making sense?)
Mizzet5 Are you responding to me?
It's the survey corps symbol, it's on everything
8:47 best part imo
8:48
Are you sure about that 6:40
Jack in the motorcycle: see you later
Car: gotta blast
2024 anyone?
Meee
Me too
Me
Right here 😂
Me fr fr
3:48 this is could be bad
This comment will get likes for no reason.
you're right
This is SOOOOOO funny. Best one yet.
whos in 2019