You dislike my v*deos? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er boi. Don't watch my stuff anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good reputation. I am a superstar, dear james
somebody's taking the train to Sleepytime Junction~ somebody is so tired they can barely function~ "ALL ABOOOOOAAAAAARRRD" CRIES THE ENGINEER SLEEPYTIME JUNCTION IS SO NEAR
It makes me feel glad to see so many humans here! What shall we discuss next? The weather, politics, the upcoming ceremony of Flarglensi- I mean Christ Mass...
The best part is the image of Arin, alone in the middle of a crowd, loudly speaking about how pleasing the rythmic vibrations were to his human sensory organs.
A true Zogno-- I mean, Human, would have also added the glorious Zognoid information transfer medium from the entertainment simulation known as Dark Souls!
On the fifteenth day of Christmas, the Grumps have given me 15 Not Zognoids landing 14 Duckletts flapping 13 Chin moves smashing 12 Chonks a shocking 11 Haikus snowing 10 Arins yelling 9 Dans a sleeping 8 Nightmares chewing 7 Budget Santas 6 Frog tongues slinging FIIIIIIIIIIVE SINGING GRUMPS! 4 Houses smashing 3 Dying spacemen 2 Skele-Grumps And a message straight from Arin! (much thanks to donutmaster437 for changing things around to better fit the actual song)
yes thank you donutmaster for making the fifth day work 😂😂 not gonna lie, it was bugging me, but I didn't want to say anything 😆 I've been enjoying the progression of this song!
I had a similar joke with some friends in highschool. I'm able to make some weird sounds that kind of sound like alien speech (lots of clicking and gurgling and soft goose-like honks). And when people got within earshot of my friends and I while we were talking I'd switch to making those sounds with a straight face and my friends would pretend to listen intently. Most people would just walk away with confused expressions but if someone stopped to be like "dafuq are you doing," we'd all stare at them in horror and go "THE MISSION IS COMPROMISED! THE HUMANS KNOW!!" And bolt. Good times.
I was sleeping with some GG compilation running in the background and this bit made its way to my dream I basically got the weirdest Game Grumps Animated of my life.
AHAHAHAHAH THIS IS A VERY GOOD CLIP, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE FROM GRIKKULFOL TO GRIKKULFOL I MEAN, FROM EAR TO EAR, LIKE ALL HUMANS, WHO DONT HAVE A GRIKKULFOL
Zognoid comedian: "Do you, fellow humans, ever notice with our seeing orbs that some fellow humans operate a four wheeled vehicle as such?" Flails uncontrollably "But other fellow humans with a different geogrqphic breeding history operate their motor vehicles like this?" Falls on ground screaming. "Am I right?"
I know people love the loud “I AM A HUMAN” comments but my favorite parts are when then mutter among themselves like “they don’t HAVE that on earth, shut up!”
It makes so much sense that this a feeling that happened post a Tool concert. Being exposed to their lyrics for too long can lead to very precise but also over-explainy vocabulary. "The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so / We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication."?? Come on, Maynard...you know you're just translating Charlie Puth's 'We Don't Talk Anymore' to Zognoid JK, I'm a huge tool fan lol
Love these short highlight clips. Would love to meet you guys someday. Lots of Love from Norway. I Think the Zognoyd and the Squirrel Suit gags are the best =)
YES, I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THIS EPISODE WITH MY HUMAN FACE. IT MADE ME EMIT MANY NOISES INDICATING HAPPINESS FROM THREE OF MY FIVE HUMAN VOCAL CORDS. I AM JUST GLAD THAT NO ZOGNOIDS ARE WATCHING THIS AUDIOVISUAL RECORDING, OTHERWISE THEY MIGHT BE OFFENDED BY THE GRUMPS CRUDE IMPERSONATIONS OF THEM. NOT ME THOUGH, I SIMPLY LOATHE THOSE STYLISH AND INTELLIGENT ZOGNOIDS, AS ANY HUMAN WOULD.
Today, a colleague of mine mentioned that he used to live in the same town I went to school in when he first came to the UK. He also said that he was told that it was the largest village in Britain. I was quite incredulous of this, as it was something I had never heard when I was there, and surely a large village is a town. I think someone was winding him up. However, it prompted me to google the actual difference between a village and a town. To my delight, I found that some places in England were described as "Human Settlements"
I just had a fleeting image of a couple dressing as Zognoids (just white T-shirts that says "Definitely not a Zognoid") and speaking like this all night. That would be the most annoying couple costume for Halloween.
I remember listening to this episode before bed while I was sharing a hotel room, and it was so hard to keep myself from laughing.
You dislike my v*deos? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er boi. Don't watch my stuff anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good reputation. I am a superstar, dear james
@@AxxLAfriku oh hey, interesting seeing you here
Hopefully this is a joke
somebody's taking the train to Sleepytime Junction~
somebody is so tired they can barely function~
"ALL ABOOOOOAAAAAARRRD" CRIES THE ENGINEER
SLEEPYTIME JUNCTION IS SO NEAR
whatta mood xD
Ah yes. Fred, Adam, and *SCREACHING*. Such good friends.
Phil, for short. Of his complete name _HYAAAAARUUUUGHK-phil_
i just checked my *HUWATCH*
Such good HU-MAN friends.
I RECALL FIRST VIEWING THIS CLIP WITH MY HUMAN EYES ON STARDATE 16-X-200-ALPHA.
I MEAN, IN THE HUMAN YEAR OF 2016 AD.
Handy the 16s line up
LOL XD
AHH YES. 2016 AD. WONDERFUL PRICE OF OIL
You put the x second... what is wrong with you
(day/month/year or month/day/year joke)
Hmmm yes quite enjoyable for my human mind. Not the gorneck organ of my frontal flink.
Indeed it was, fellow hu-man. My Serquditcal orbs- I mean my EYES... no, my EWES were quite satisfied with this digital picture transmission.
@@MontyEggman E W E S
"far and away the dumbest characters we've ever made" this is Two Steves erasure and I won't stand for it
#JusticeFor2Steves
Leaving a comment typed by my Human fingers, not any tentacles!
Hello fellow Human! I am leaving a Human reply, as I, a Human (and definitely not a Zognoid), would!
Hello very normal humans
It makes me feel glad to see so many humans here! What shall we discuss next? The weather, politics, the upcoming ceremony of Flarglensi- I mean Christ Mass...
:)
ah you're human, good...
@@PersonOfRandomnesss Oh yes I'm am very excited for Fla... I mean Christ mas.
Ah yes, humans, LIKE ME, enjoy advent calendars! With their... multiple doors and tiny human presents!
Man this needs an animated version 😂
I believe there is one, just not on grumps page
I have seen a couple I think
I WOULD BE DELIGHTED WERE A FELLOW HUE-MAN TO MAKE HOLOGRAMS - I MEAN - CAVE DRAWINGS OF THIS VIDEO!
There is a great one made by an account called moleman.
HA HA HA THESE HUMAN MEN ARE SO FUNNY
WE HUMANS ALL KNOW ZOGNOIDS ARE NOT REAL, YES
YES ARTIKA I MEAN SORAH ATUMNA
THEIR HUMOR WOULD BE POPULAR AMONG ZOGNOIDS, WHICH WE ARE NOT
Holup are we still joking
We’re still joking, right??
*Are Zognoids real??*
Kind of impressed they have Christmas on Zognoid. I thought it was the Festival of Glersnas.
That is a strange trivia to have in the knowing, fellow hooman. Are you shuuure you aren't a zognoid in disguise?!
@@NWolfsson I can say with certainty that I am NOT a Zognoid, but I know someone who is.
It speaks to Arin and Dan’s improv skills at how deep the Zognoid lore became just off the top of their heads
4 minutes and 20 seconds haha the weed number!
that’s what a human would say, as i am one of those!
Haha, yes! I, a human, find this very humorous as it is human humor!
@@gayvee16 wonderful to meet you other human! i am glad my human joke brought you the human emotion of laughter!
I definitely don’t smoke zoragolomas like a zognoid!
@@bruh69133 I will now tell a human joke myself! What did the flopfloo say to the cimdoog? FLERBLEBLOP!
Truly a humorous jest, fellow human!
When I originally saw this, I was crying when Dan did the scream
YES, WITH MY HUMAN EYES, TO PRODUCE WATER AND NOT ACIDS FROM MY POURS WHEN I EXPRESS FLOGNAP I MEAN, LAUGHTER FOR I AM A HUMAN AND NOT A ZOGNOID
The best part is the image of Arin, alone in the middle of a crowd, loudly speaking about how pleasing the rythmic vibrations were to his human sensory organs.
There are two impostors among us
Tool: I KNOW THE PIECES FIT!
Arin and Dan: *shriek nightmarishly*
This is under appreciated, but I see you
As a Minnesoturn I can confirm we all talk like this.
“Gorgon they don’t have florgal chambers”
“Yes they do, they have several!”
"Nice day to be young and made of skin, dontcha think?"
WHAT
Yes, for I am a HUMAN child, and not two trench coats inside a kid
I like breathing oxygen. I enjoy it greatly.
But i digress for i am a whIMSY boy
oh man THIS bit. This is one of my favorites
A true Zogno-- I mean, Human, would have also added the glorious Zognoid information transfer medium from the entertainment simulation known as Dark Souls!
My cousin actually wrote a play based on this bit for his highschool talent show. It was as good as this bit.
I need to read this play!?
You can't just say that and not leave a link to a google doc or video or something!
Let me try and find it
Looking..
@@rymoo27 So?
2020: "Ah yes! I too released the killer bees amidst forest fires and pandemics too! Much like any other year would do! ... Yes?"
On the fifteenth day of Christmas, the Grumps have given me
15 Not Zognoids landing
14 Duckletts flapping
13 Chin moves smashing
12 Chonks a shocking
11 Haikus snowing
10 Arins yelling
9 Dans a sleeping
8 Nightmares chewing
7 Budget Santas
6 Frog tongues slinging
FIIIIIIIIIIVE SINGING GRUMPS!
4 Houses smashing
3 Dying spacemen
2 Skele-Grumps
And a message straight from Arin!
(much thanks to donutmaster437
for changing things around to better fit the actual song)
Thank you, once again, for this masterpiece
@@kiwigirl2273 And thank you for the compliments
yes thank you donutmaster for making the fifth day work 😂😂 not gonna lie, it was bugging me, but I didn't want to say anything 😆 I've been enjoying the progression of this song!
@@symphony_in_plaid4592 No, please do say something next time
I actively search for this comment each time these videos come out.
THIS VIDEO IS PRECISELY 4 MINUTES AND 20 SECONDS LONG. I LAUGH AT THIS REFERENCE TO RECREATIONAL CHEMICAL CONSUMPTION AS A HUMAN WOULD.
This is basically just the Coneheads, but still hilarious.
I like how the Zognoid accent is halfway between a camp German and Raul Julia’s M. Bison.
I had a similar joke with some friends in highschool. I'm able to make some weird sounds that kind of sound like alien speech (lots of clicking and gurgling and soft goose-like honks). And when people got within earshot of my friends and I while we were talking I'd switch to making those sounds with a straight face and my friends would pretend to listen intently. Most people would just walk away with confused expressions but if someone stopped to be like "dafuq are you doing," we'd all stare at them in horror and go "THE MISSION IS COMPROMISED! THE HUMANS KNOW!!" And bolt. Good times.
I really love how flurg feels.
1:45 the "Yes they do! They have several!"
Wonderful XD
"My friends: Adam, Joe, and EUHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"They sure do milk a joke dry."
-Barack Obama
"MY BROS, ADAM, JOE, AND *PTERODACTYL SCREECH*"
You know some dude at the tool concert was tripping balls and thought this shit was real 😭
Ah yes, I also do listen to the game grumps before I recede into my 1000 year meditation to rest my gorgal receptors. AS A HUMAN WOULD!
THEY FIXED THE NOTE IN THE INTRO
This bit is pleasing to my hyu-man ears.
And not my antennae, like a Zognoid would have.
I was sleeping with some GG compilation running in the background and this bit made its way to my dream I basically got the weirdest Game Grumps Animated of my life.
Real missed oportunity to use the Zognoid impression in Among Us
I need more Zognoids... Need a whole dang Zognoid Series!?
I LOVE THESE CHRISTMAS ADVENT CLIPS AS A HUMAN WOULD. FOR ZOGNOIDS DO NOY CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS AS A HUMAN WOULD
AHAHAHAHAH THIS IS A VERY GOOD CLIP, IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE FROM GRIKKULFOL TO GRIKKULFOL
I MEAN, FROM EAR TO EAR, LIKE ALL HUMANS, WHO DONT HAVE A GRIKKULFOL
I remember being in asleep while this playlist was going and laughing myself awake when my subconscious heard this.
wHaT a GoOf
what's with you man, come on!
Zognoid comedian: "Do you, fellow humans, ever notice with our seeing orbs that some fellow humans operate a four wheeled vehicle as such?"
Flails uncontrollably
"But other fellow humans with a different geogrqphic breeding history operate their motor vehicles like this?"
Falls on ground screaming.
"Am I right?"
Ah, yes! This bit, as we humans call it, is pleasing to my fleegal antennae. I mean, human ears! Of which I have! Two! Like all other humans! Hah hah!
2:50 I too have many friends named (SKRUUUUUUUU)
this was one of my favourite bits from ages back, love to see it all over again XD
I enjoyed watching this video. As a human does
Fred, Adam, Anglus, and AAAAAAAAphillip
I know people love the loud “I AM A HUMAN” comments but my favorite parts are when then mutter among themselves like “they don’t HAVE that on earth, shut up!”
I often find myself saying such things with my hu-man communication orifice, and not a blargzbog, as a Gorblaxian would!
I love how the side bar guy is clearly a couple years into this and had to take on a new arrival
Mario Maker gave us so many good bits. So grateful. And the fans leaving them drawings are so nice and good!!
I feel like they're just imitating Mark Zuckerberg
Ah yes, what a delightful episode of human grumps, very entertaining for my human ears
It makes so much sense that this a feeling that happened post a Tool concert. Being exposed to their lyrics for too long can lead to very precise but also over-explainy vocabulary.
"The light that fueled our fire then has burned a hole between us so
/ We cannot see to reach an end crippling our communication."??
Come on, Maynard...you know you're just translating Charlie Puth's 'We Don't Talk Anymore' to Zognoid
JK, I'm a huge tool fan lol
Oh this was HUMurous!!! I quite love it like HUMANS love! AND as a HUMAN, I am going like it!
*sees clip length is 420*
THIS PLEASES MY FLERBELSPEX. I MEAN. My funny bone, AS A HUMAN WOULD SAY. Because I am human.
God dangit, I'm gonna wake up my dad from laughing so loud. XD
Imagine being high at the concert and not realizing they were joking
I love that Dan was the one who said they should stop and the started it up again lol
zognoids my all time fave. right, fellow humans
I fucking love the zognoids, such a treasure
This was peak Game Grumps for me. Such and awesome bit.
Probably my favorite part of this was Dairy Queen catching strays.
4:20 nice
that video length is utter perfection
Alien Arin = Old Timey Conan + Loudness
"I DO NOT REQUIRE SUSTENANCE"
I want a whole episode in this style
Love these short highlight clips. Would love to meet you guys someday. Lots of Love from Norway. I Think the Zognoyd and the Squirrel Suit gags are the best =)
I just watched this episode yesterday! How serendipitous!
Ahh a classic.
2:27 as a Blizzard lover, I take offense. I expect a written apology.
As do I
Man it’s been forever since I’ve been to Dairy Queen. But I agree that it’s not bad. I liked it too ;-;
YES, I REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THIS EPISODE WITH MY HUMAN FACE. IT MADE ME EMIT MANY NOISES INDICATING HAPPINESS FROM THREE OF MY FIVE HUMAN VOCAL CORDS.
I AM JUST GLAD THAT NO ZOGNOIDS ARE WATCHING THIS AUDIOVISUAL RECORDING, OTHERWISE THEY MIGHT BE OFFENDED BY THE GRUMPS CRUDE IMPERSONATIONS OF THEM. NOT ME THOUGH, I SIMPLY LOATHE THOSE STYLISH AND INTELLIGENT ZOGNOIDS, AS ANY HUMAN WOULD.
oh this one is goooood 😂
These 2 fellow humans are quite funny. HMMMMMM
This video is the perfect length
More like this please
As a human, I find this commentary amusing!
They just described Coneheads
I'm glad my human eyes can be reminded of this hilarious clip, as a non-zognoid human would say.
Jon did say once that he was named " *[UNHOLY SCHREECHING]* " by an alien race. Did Jon become a Zognoid?
This could be Papyrus pretending to be a human
That demon banshee screech instantly kills me every time I hear it
I mean Greg
I’m just imagining this bit as part of a Rick and Morty prequel spinoff, as if it’s Rick’s first encounter with outer space 😂
meanwhile they die repeatedly to the most predictable parts of this level
That reminds me of an article published on Slate called "No, there is no underground base on mars." Written by Hugh Mann. It's funny stuff
Grumps: These are by far the dumbest characters we've made.
Diddle Kid: Hold my drink...
I do this at every concert now
the second I saw what mario maker level it was I knew what was coming...
THIS IS PLEASING TO MY HUMAN SENSES
Today, a colleague of mine mentioned that he used to live in the same town I went to school in when he first came to the UK. He also said that he was told that it was the largest village in Britain. I was quite incredulous of this, as it was something I had never heard when I was there, and surely a large village is a town. I think someone was winding him up.
However, it prompted me to google the actual difference between a village and a town. To my delight, I found that some places in England were described as "Human Settlements"
The Zognoids sound a hell of a lot like the twins from Super Jail... all humans I assure you!
I just had a fleeting image of a couple dressing as Zognoids (just white T-shirts that says "Definitely not a Zognoid") and speaking like this all night. That would be the most annoying couple costume for Halloween.
I enjoyed this video with my human face. Never heard of these zognoids before as because I am a human
I just watched The Mitchells vs. The Machines and this was IMMEDIATELY what I thought of when I saw the two robots.
is this animated anywhere?!?! I need to see it
Absolutely! It's even in 3D
Look for Game Grumps Animated - Invasion of the ZOGNOIDS!!! by Moleman
2:20 "Far and away the dumbest characters we ever created." I thought you guys were just imitating Coneheads.
I love the Zognoids man. So good! LOL
Since nobody else has mentioned it, this "running joke" is lifted from South Park season 4 episode 12.