“You said that you could cook!” “But wouldn’t that be hard?” “You can’t cook anything cuz that would mean you had skill” “I tried to help you cook! Now I know that I can’t” “cuz everything you cook comes out looking a pair PAAAA-AAAA-AAA-NTS!” “I’ve made some small cooking mistakes! You can’t make any food look fine!!!!!” “I should’ve known it was strange! You only cook from a boook! Bad Cooker! Garlic Butter.. bleeding me dry like a croissant vampire”
“Every girl I ever talked to told me you were a bad bad cook” “you called them crazy god I hate the way I called them crazy too..” “you’re such a bad cook… how do you cook without a book?” “How do you cook how do you cook” “what a mesmerizing, paralyzed, bad cook that you are!” “Can’t seem to know just how you cooked so bad and god knows I never will!” “Went for me and not her… cuz cooks your age no better”
(Btw I mixed up the song so it’s not all this way) “Hate to give the satisfaction asking how you’re cooking now..” “how’s the castle built of pancakes that you could never cook?” “Is this what you wanted, look at you cool guy you got it..” “I see the pancakes and the steaks sometimes when I close my eyes” “six months of torture you sold as some forbidden meal”
@@ludvig3242no they actually use AI to Align these clean versions, so technically it is her voice but like she never sang the garlic butter part the computer slots in to match original harmonies
She is so nice for making a clean version and not just leaving it and not caring and actually taking time to make sure everyone can listen to her music ❤
ngl I think "fame-hunter" would have worked really well too because "hunter" kinda relates to the whole vampire theme. "dream-crusher" sounds amazing tho!!
I like that she changed it completely to “dream crusher” because “fame hunter” just sounds so GROSS to me and I don’t know why. It sounds very Kidz Bop as opposed to actually thinking it out and making it sound nice.
Hello I am Abby. I was at your Guts world tour. I love your songs. I am your Biggest fan! I know all of your songs. Long live Olivia Rodrigo!!!! God bless you!
My bff she LOVES Vampire, she's like obsessed when we're going to our cross country meets she Legit sings Vampire and when she's running to keep her mind off of it hurting she sings Vampire in her mind and I'm like, "GuRl wHaT!?!?!?" Edit: yes I did like my own comment
Tree hugger, whale blubber, garlic butter, mark Zucker lmaooo liv got me wheezing 💜💜 Edit: not to be that person but woah that’s a lot of likes Ty Edit 2: mommy- I made it 🥹 Edit 3: ty but if only the amount of ppl that liked also subbed 😭
Tree hugger, whale blubber, garlic butter, mark zuker… it’s too hard to decide, they all fit so well 😭 Edit: Not to be that person but Ty for 1k likes!!!!
Imagine going in the car and suddenly hearing that on the radio. 😂 I washed my hands for us at the club, you made a mess on me. I pictured you with other girls in love, then threw up on the street. Like waiting for a bus that never shows, you just start walkin' on. They say that if It's rhigt, you know. Each bar plays our song, nothing has ever felt so wrong. 🎶🍹
"whale blubber", "tree hugger", and "garlic butter" had me in my GRAVE 💜💜💜💜💜 edit: yall its been ten days and i dont wanna be that one person but tysm for the likes💜❤ edit: 2.9K IN A MONTH- HOWWWWWWW edit again lol: ITS BEEN ONE DAY SINCE MAH LAST EDIT HOW IS IT AT 3.3K e4:3. .. 7. k. HOW.
MARK ZUCKER.. IM DEAD
I've maid an acoustic cover of Vampire and would love if you checked it out :) thx!
it should be elon musks walkout song when him and mark fight
or vice versa
Ahh. Olivia’s wonderful laugh at Mark Zucker.
When I first heard that I really thought she said fart sucker 😭😭😭
i’ve never heard anyone sing “whale blubber” with so much passion😭✋
BHAHAH
Have you heard anyone else sing whale blubber before though? 😜😉 this video is hilarious!!
I thought she said whale blogger😭💀
I thought it said whale hugger💀
i've never even heard someone sing whale blubber
“Garlic butter… bleeding me dry like a croissant vampire.”
LMAOQO
“You said that you could cook!” “But wouldn’t that be hard?” “You can’t cook anything cuz that would mean you had skill” “I tried to help you cook! Now I know that I can’t” “cuz everything you cook comes out looking a pair PAAAA-AAAA-AAA-NTS!” “I’ve made some small cooking mistakes! You can’t make any food look fine!!!!!” “I should’ve known it was strange! You only cook from a boook! Bad Cooker! Garlic Butter.. bleeding me dry like a croissant vampire”
“Every girl I ever talked to told me you were a bad bad cook” “you called them crazy god I hate the way I called them crazy too..” “you’re such a bad cook… how do you cook without a book?” “How do you cook how do you cook” “what a mesmerizing, paralyzed, bad cook that you are!” “Can’t seem to know just how you cooked so bad and god knows I never will!” “Went for me and not her… cuz cooks your age no better”
(Btw I mixed up the song so it’s not all this way)
“Hate to give the satisfaction asking how you’re cooking now..” “how’s the castle built of pancakes that you could never cook?” “Is this what you wanted, look at you cool guy you got it..” “I see the pancakes and the steaks sometimes when I close my eyes” “six months of torture you sold as some forbidden meal”
“I though your cooking.. was good” “IVE MADE SOME SMALL-“ (you know the rest)
"Mark Zucker" "Tree hugger" " Whale blubber" 😭😭
What about "garlic butter"
Mark Zucker had me dead ⚰
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
fame lover, dream crusher, and fame hunter were just solid writing but garlic butter and tree hugger were masterpieces
Whale blubber 😂
@@froggyvibes3020NOOOO NOT MARK ZUCKER
Hahahahaha 😂 ikr
@@iamclydieCSnah Mark Zucker was it
FORK SUCKER AND WHALE BUBBLER
GARLIC BUTTER 😭😭😭
😂
LMAO
I've maid an acoustic cover of Vampire and would love if you checked it out :) thx!
😂😂😂 she souldeve kept this in the original recording, goes with the vampire theme and everything
well vampires can't have garlic so...
the fact that all of them have equal passion and emotion 😭
lol exactly
Marc zucker😞💔
“wHALe BluBbEr” got me rollin on the floor💀💀
"Mark Zucker"
"Tree Hugger"
"Garlic Butter"
😂😭💀
and "Whale Blubber"
1,000th like
She was just messing around at this point
I just heard fart sucker 😂😂
Why did I hear fart sucker 😢
The way she sang those with the same emotion😭😭😭
AND THE GARLIC BUTTER 😂
Was that not an AI? They just used her voice to redo the vocals? Can anyone confirm
@@mrevilduckythis is Olivia’s channel why would it be AI
@@mrevilducky no? These are just different takes of a line in a song. They’re deciding which one sounds the best 😂 bruh
@@ludvig3242no they actually use AI to Align these clean versions, so technically it is her voice but like she never sang the garlic butter part the computer slots in to match original harmonies
“Tree hugger”
“Whale Blubber”
“Mark Zucker”
“Garlic butter”
Bro I’m dead💀
She should use one of these for each vampire one on tour
PETITION TO MAKE GARLIC BUTTER THE ACTUAL CLEAN LYRIC
NO WHALE BLUBBER
Tree hugger
YES PLEASS I WILL SIGN
I just signed
@@Alexandra.Mariee.08NO MARK ZUCKER
Tree hugger had me dying 💀💀
Edit: hate to be this person but mom I’m famous!
SAME
Gurl- don’t make fun of her song 😢
@@singereditsssbro its not the real lyrics to her song💀💀💀
I heard Tree F*****
😂😂 same
I’ve memorised the whole song it’s my fav
Whale blubber😢
"He he that might be my favorite"
😂 I CAN'T
WHALE BLUBBER OLVIA IM SCREAMING
Ermosa la canción que sacó ❤❤❤❤
No tree hugger
nah garlic butter
AND GARLIC BUTTER HELP
Mark Zucker 😭
The way she can actually sing this without laughing I could never☠️
This comment needs a comment ✨
And a second comment✨
It’s literally a loop…
And a fourth comment✨
And a fifth comment✨
She is so nice for making a clean version and not just leaving it and not caring and actually taking time to make sure everyone can listen to her music ❤
I am so glad she’s making a clean version, I love her music so this is really helpful.
ngl I think "fame-hunter" would have worked really well too because "hunter" kinda relates to the whole vampire theme. "dream-crusher" sounds amazing tho!!
I agree, fame hunter hits harder than dream crusher
but he's the vampire, not the hunter so it wouldn't make sense calling him one
Vampires hunt for prey though 👀🤷🏽♀️
I like that she changed it completely to “dream crusher” because “fame hunter” just sounds so GROSS to me and I don’t know why. It sounds very Kidz Bop as opposed to actually thinking it out and making it sound nice.
@@Its_about_drive_its_about_po I guess, but if I heard the term hunter when we're talking about vampires, vampire hunter gets on my mind first idk
Tree hugger, whale blubber, garlic butter got me rolling on the floor like literally
and mark zucker 😂😂
Hello I am Abby. I was at your Guts world tour. I love your songs. I am your Biggest fan! I know all of your songs. Long live Olivia Rodrigo!!!! God bless you!
I really love Dream crusher. I am so grateful for it. THANK YOU!! Positive Thoughts equal Positive Momentum ❤😅❤
Kids bop be taking notes rn 💀
Fr
😂
Underrated comment
I JUST LOVE YOUR PFP ✋
NO 😭😭
WHALE BLUBBER 💀💀💀
Wtf
ª necesitas atención 😂😂
I've maid an acoustic cover of Vampire and would love if you checked it out :) thx!
y’all it was just one of the things 💀💀
fame blubber
I literally wondered about your process for choosing these! This is awesome, thanks for sharing! Love the joke versions too!
“GARLIC BUTTER” it’s it’s just to beautiful
“GARLIC BUTTER” had me dying 😂😂😂
Same lmfaoooo
WHALE BLUBBER
@@adventureswithjosh1897 Fr
Vampires can’t even eat garlic 😂
The giggle and the "no not that one" from the guy after garlic butter was beautiful 😭
Fr
It should be 'fame blocker'
Garlic powder maybe can use for vampires 🤣
“Bloooooood sucker,whaaaaaale blubber” “blooooood sucker,maaark zucker”
“Tree hugger” “Mark zucker” got me rolling
It was garlic butter for me 😂
what about whale blubber
100% "mark zucker", "tree hugger" and "garlic butter" :-
i thought mark zucker was fart sucker 😭 what
I thought It was fork sucker 💀😭😭😭
OH MY WORD IM CRYING💀 she’s got the triple threat, singing acting… and comedy😭😭😭
She looks just like dr rashad richey’s wife!!
U could tell by Olivia’s laugh that she’s such a happy and kind person❤
That garlic butter was powerful
I love both of « fame lover » and « dream crusher » such beautiful songwriting
Tbh it really is
Same
same
Same
PLEASE TREE HUGGER I CANT 💀💀
#lilxcult
@@blueberrycloudcheesecakeYAS #Lilxccult 😍🫶
REAL💀
OMG ITS LIKE A CULT MEETING LOL
@@Ansley111 REAL OMG HEYYY
My bff she LOVES Vampire, she's like obsessed when we're going to our cross country meets she Legit sings Vampire and when she's running to keep her mind off of it hurting she sings Vampire in her mind and I'm like, "GuRl wHaT!?!?!?"
Edit: yes I did like my own comment
I love how you make a clean version so everyone can listen to it!!!💜💜
Mark Zucker had me dying in my room at 1am 😂😂😂
*fork sucker
I'm reading this at exactly 1 am
no way its 12:58 rn
@@Themadgamer987no it’s not lmao
Tree hugger, whale blubber, garlic butter, mark Zucker lmaooo liv got me wheezing 💜💜
Edit: not to be that person but woah that’s a lot of likes Ty
Edit 2: mommy- I made it 🥹
Edit 3: ty but if only the amount of ppl that liked also subbed 😭
😂 fr
😂
✨FORK SUCKER💜
frr
I've maid an acoustic cover of Vampire and would love if you checked it out :) thx!
Tree hugger caught me off gaurd lol 😂❤
PLEASE MAKE A VERSION THAT'S BAGUETTE MUNCHER IN HONOR OF BIZARDVARKS INTRO 😭🙏
The way she sings “whale blubber” so sincerely is sending me
✨gArLiC bUtTeR✨
Had me dying
Edit: Thxx for 1.6k likes! ❤❤❤
Edit: MUM IM FAMOUS ❤️❤️❤️THX FOR ALL THE LIKES!
SAME LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
I honestly wish there was a version of that song
No it didn’t it wasn’t that funny
now your comment has exactly 1k likes
@@Serphi1m3how do you tell someone if they died laughing you don’t know that and it’s an opinion not everyone’s opinion is yours
my fav was BLOOD SUCKER, GARLIC BUTTER! i love olivia rodrigo so so so much
I love your music I'm your biggest fan🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉🎉❤🎉❤🎉
MARK ZUCKER AND GARLIC BUTTER ARE KILLING MEEE 😭😭
Toilet gang
I have never heard someone say "garlic butter" with such emotion before, 10/10
Fr
It also fits with the vampire theme.
Fr
"Garlic butter 😔😢😩"
OMGGGGGG 😂😂😂😂😂
“WHALE BLUBBER “GARLIC BUTTER” “MARK ZUCKER” 😭 😂
Tree hugger, whale blubber,garlic butter and bark sucker were hilarious 😂😂
her vocals are so good-
Word
no shit
The laugh at the end is so adorable.
Mark Zucker
I think Gut Puncher also would have worked really well! Cause the album is called Guts! But I like any version! 💜
Thisssssss!!!
@@IsaacBby03 😁
definitely!!
OMG YESSSSSS
You're fking right
Thxsm for making it clean version for others
Never heard someone sing garlic butter with so much passion 😂
Tree hugger, whale blubber, garlic butter, mark zuker… it’s too hard to decide, they all fit so well 😭
Edit: Not to be that person but Ty for 1k likes!!!!
I honestly thought Mark Zucker was bark sucker 😂
SAMEEE
@@jdyer8411 I thought it was fork sucker ngl
Mark Zucker took me out
“Tree hugger”
The most meaningful thing I’ve heard today.❤
Ayy a Potterhead
Yup it’s a lifestyle😎
@@PotterheadGirl2424 lol
😂
Ayy potterhead here too
omg Olivia, how do you even make the vocals and stuff all together:0, you do so good at it!
Tree hugger and whale blubber had me rolling
They progressively got better 😂
Fame lover
Fame hunter
Tree hugger
Whale blubber
Garlic butter
Mark Zucker
I'm dying 💀
Oh it's "mark Zucker" I heard it "bark Sucker" 💀
I personally love fame hunter
thought the last one was “fork sucker “
Whale blubber and garlic butter got me crying laughing 😂
I heard “fork sucker” too
we need a whale blubber and/or a garlic butter version out asap
“Blood sucker, WhALe BLubbEr”
“Bloodsucker, mark zucker” accurate
GARLIC BUTTER
It progressively got more and more chaotic as it went on 😂
OMG I was at a school Halloween disco when I was 11 and my school ranged from ages 4-12 they played this song but the original. Everyone screamed!!
I knew nothing about Olivia Rodrigo and I still knew who she was signing about. Damn good writing.
Never heard someone sing "Mark Zucker" with so much passion 😭😭😭
Real
tree hugger should have made the cut smh 😔
The “whale blubber“ and “garlic butter“ got me dying😂😂😂💀
The tree huggers making me laugh so hard😂
Garlic butter hits different 😂
Imagine going in the car and suddenly hearing that on the radio. 😂
I washed my hands for us at the club, you made a mess on me. I pictured you with other girls in love, then threw up on the street. Like waiting for a bus that never shows, you just start walkin' on. They say that if It's rhigt, you know. Each bar plays our song, nothing has ever felt so wrong. 🎶🍹
Oh my love is a lie
Shit, my friend say to get me by
It’s hits different
@@HiIexist2803it hits different this time
@@blve.january oh, catastrophic blues, moving on was always easy for me to do
@@HiIexist2803 It hits different, it hits different 'couse It's you. 🎶
Why do all of the versions sound so natural tho!? 😂❤️
Maybe cuz they’re REAL
Its AI@@user-ml2lk3sg5i
“TREEEE HUGGERRR” thats prolly my favorite one
All of them got me rolling🤣
can we talk abt how angelic “garlic butter” was? LIKE-
right?!
I’ve never heard someone say “tree hugger” so beautiful 😭😭
I still heard part of the original lyrics somehow- “tree fcker” 💀 if you’ll excuse me I’m going to play in traffic
She's hugging me
never heard someone say garlic butter so majestically
I had a dream that I went to your concert and I really really wanna go because you’re like my number one favorite singer😊
"whale blubber", "tree hugger", and "garlic butter" had me in my GRAVE 💜💜💜💜💜
edit: yall its been ten days and i dont wanna be that one person but tysm for the likes💜❤
edit: 2.9K IN A MONTH- HOWWWWWWW
edit again lol: ITS BEEN ONE DAY SINCE MAH LAST EDIT HOW IS IT AT 3.3K
e4:3. .. 7. k. HOW.
And “MARK ZUCKER”
RIP
Nah tree hugger acctualy fits
@@sickoscorpio3489 im bi! and ty i shall rest in peace
LMAOO
“Treeee hugger” got me dying lmao
I love all your songs❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Tree hugger had me gonig ❤😂😂😂😂😂
WHALE BLUBBER>>>>>> bffr i need this rn pls release a clean version of it saying whale blubber 😭
kidz bop taking notes rn 😭
EDIT: I did not expect this to blow up. 😳 tysm 🙂
😂😂
Yes 💀
Kidz bop going to to tooooo far these days
Lol, true! Probably put a star next to the fame hunter and tree hugger ones 😂
copy
Garlic butter got me cracking up😂
Olivia I love your music and my friend Lainie does too!
EARLY.. also I always thought it’d be so cool if it went “bloodsucker, gut puncher” to add the album title in it yk?
GARLIC BUTTER IM SO CONCERNED 😭😭
The person that is singing the song is so lonely that they need to hug a tree
I’m subscribed and I love your songs
But why did they all sound good tho-
@@IsmaelRodriguez-tq8ubYes
i’m sorry but garlic butter hits different i can’t liv you’ve helped me so much your amazing the best person ever pls go on tour
"Blood sucker Mark. Zucker" got me dead on the floor 💀💀💀😂😂🤣😂😂💀💀💀
The Mark Sucked got me laughing so hard. 😂😂
Olivia you make me happy because of your songs! Thank you so much! YOUR ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!
that's crazy how she can still say those words and still sound beautiful
“Blood sucker whale blubber” got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂
“Mark Zucker” had me destroyed 😂😂😂😂😂