Crisis? What crisis?
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It's getting harder to find humour in this surreal insanity, but bless you for having a crack at it Matt.
He is Genius 🥳 Evil 😱 He is trying to kill us 😱 Oh well 🤔 At least I die laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Excellent as ever.
Dizzy Lizzy thought that she would have an easy ride talking to the local radio stations. After all no serious interviewers on regional radio.
OH HOW WRONG SHE WAS.
Car crash after car crash after car crash. It was beautiful.
If she can convince Stoke to dump their chimp MPs then she can go on the radio every day!
Oh god. Dizzy Lizzy. I’m sorry I’m going to have to pinch that and use it on every post across social media from now on. Or at least until she goes. So Wednesday then.
It was such excellent listening.
Instead what Dear Lizzie got was no one who were worried about being blacklisted by the Party and therefore not getting any more interviews.
I heard a caller on the Jeremy Vine show say he was listening to Matt Green to keep his spirits up. Keep em coming, we really need it!
Oh dear, it almost feels cruel to laugh. Bravo Mr Green.
We have to laugh whatever happens. It's cruel to the people who cause it, not the victims.
A pie garden sounds similar to the famous money tree everyone is supposed to own.
Thanks Matt. I'll keep watching until the lecky get's cut off, the house is repossessed, I starve to death or the nuke drops, whichever comes sooner.
Spot on again. 'Useless Tory Gonk' is your forte Matt!
The *ONLY* good thing about this bin fire of a government is how much material they are giving to Matt Green 😂😂😂
My favourite exchange from this video is, "People up and down the country are scared minister." , "Well, they don't have to work with her! I mean..." Impeccable timing too.
Having a framed portrait of a grinning Chris Philp in the background tops this sketch off perfectly
I was wondering who that was. I must look him up.
Gulp. It's getting harder and harder to swallow the...
Nailed it, as usual, Matt.
Only the brightest brains can be this clever and funny. Please take over running the country Matt. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nailed, I repeat, nailed the little gulps this guys does under any kind of intense questioning.
Hilarious and terrifyingly accurate.
Crisis is a word derived from Greek: Krisis is the act of separating the grains from the chaff, so an act of discrimination and decision. I hope that we won't be left with the chaff in our hands.
Yes we all need a swift drink! Another classic.
A pie garden, LOL!! I was a bit worried that without Johnson there might be less material for comedians. How wrong I was…
Tories..
Making the poor deader, the middle class poorer, and the top 0.1% insanely wealthy but hated.
Ah yes, I sure am glad that we don't need to worry about the cost of energy, now that the Tories have helpfully "frozen" the price at merely double what it was this time last year.
Great stuff, Matt. 👍
It's OK folks, Kwarteng has gone on record to say his 'mini budget' is to PROTECT us !
Even funnier than Matt ain't it?
Of course. Money is the root of all evil, best not to let the common folks have any.
Kwarteng is about as funny as a rubber crutch. But not quite.
I wonder how many millions his friends made from this criminal budget?
Several of his “Friends,” in the banking area maybe said, “Uncap our bonus mate and we will slip you a few quid.”
"Averted a consumer spending crash" lol! Ppl gonna be spending all their money on gas/electric/mortgage bills plus the inevitable council tax rises as the Govt cuts grants to local authorities under the premise of "efficiency savings". That £7 a month (or whatever it is for the poorest) is really gonna help grow the economy!
After literally seconds of studying the detail (spoiler alert, there isn't any) in the fiscal event I have discovered the areas of growth, food banks, warm banks and bankers second villas!
Amazing! I really laughed at that one... although it also makes me want to cry...
You act it so well that I almost (almost) feel bad for your depiction of a minister
It all looks so easy but I guess there's a lot involved in making this. Just think of poor Matt needing to change outfit after every sentence!
I proper laughed at this one. The 'acting' by the 'minister' was brilliant. Just off to watch it again. "Well you don't have to work with her." I spat out my red wine at that one.
Matt, You have outdone yourself with this one. Got the minister acting just like someone who has just been puashed out from the wings, onto a stage he has done no prep for, and knows he is gonna car crash bigly.
MPs and ministers I think will need bigger bottles than that to see them through this.
I’m old enough to remember the first time a politician said “Crisis, what crisis?” And it didn’t end well
Sunny Jim!
Who said it?
@@Cephlin Jim Callaghan but strictly it was a rewording of what he said by a tabloid newspaper but he did try to downplay the Winter of Discontent
Ah '92... oh, more vintage than that '78 damn.
@@goblinwisdom I did say I was old 😂
It's not a cost of living crisis, it's a special economic operation
Thanks Matt Green for keeping us sane. 🧡❤️🧡😊
What do you mean? I was insanely laughing my ass off 😮😂
I missed Conservative Leaders of the Opposition. Grand stuff. If only all the Tory ministers got drunk before their interviews we might actually find out what is really happening.
This isn't even satire anymore, this is just simply reporting what's going on. If this happened in a movie people would call it over the top and breaking suspension of disbelief.
You always cheer things up Matt. I love the 'Conservative leader of the opposition' as a future job. A steady supply of Matt Green nuggets.
Beg your pardon...they never promised us a pie garden.
The picture is Chris Philip . Private eye did a good exposure of him. He seems to go round not paying tax.
It gets better all the time. Well for Matt. For the rest of us it’s dire and getting worse daily. But at least Matt keeps us sane and chuckling at the stupidity of it all
Matt never disappoints. Bravo!!!
Far more plausible than the real thing and infinitely more entertaining.
Oh man that was a good one,, you know things are going to hell when your government is doubling down on a losing hand.
You know like Vegas at 2:00 in the morning.
Is that Johnny Vegas you are referring to? Or to the America Las Vegas that 90% of Brits have never visited?
@@Demun1649 The former, but I assume that most Brits have played blackjack.
Or like me on a dance floor celebrating my birthday with a few margheritas and a twisted ancle ending up with a completely black foot the next morning and in the same week ending up with 2nd degree burns on my fingers because I just wanted to lay the gingerbread house's roof on the house despite the hot sugar touching my fingers in order not to disappoint my little nephew and then ending up with my mother tying my shoelaces as a 37-year-old.
My advice:
1. Listen to the messages sent to you despite the alcohol or ideology.
2. Do not be stubborn and believe that nothing will happen to you if you touch hot sugar or do anything else that is against common sense, like act against common expert opinion.
3. Because if you do that, you'll be humiliated and feel like a moron and make your old mother, or the country you were supposed to serve, suffer for your idiocy.
Gambling with someone else's money and with the mob looking over your shoulder. So exactly like Vegas.
@@justsayen2024 Not me, but my dad did lose a LOT of money on gambling! Kept my distance.
Love how the man needs his Dutch courage...
You nailed the nervous swallowing!
Not quite as clueless as tin-eared Truss, but not far off in emulating her disastrous radio interviews. Cheers Matt for that!
Spot on as ever! If only Have I Got News For You could have you on.
Local stations aren’t dependent and definitely aren’t guaranteed interviews with whoever is in vogue at any given time, with prearranged questions. Truss I’ll wager any amount went in thinking there mere ‘carrot crunchers and village idiots’ It’ll be a doddle.
The woman doesn’t even understand what the energy price cap premise means 😡
Brill......keep it up!
I can't decide whether it was the ease of the change between panic and over confidence when using the "pre-approved" wording or the line "You don't have to work with her!" 😁
Bravo once again Matt. 👏👏👏
It's a disgrace! 😬
Latest breaking news appears to be good for Liz. Refugees arriving by boat at Dover are request transit to Rwanda, claim opportunities better there after the mini-budget. Now there is a win for Liz.
You show great Courage in "Trying" to find some levity in your Countries Predicament.
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Another great performance Matt 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Truss on the radio this morning was like hearing a ship break in half after being torpedoed
Hit below the waterline by a torpedo fired by the ship's own captain.
At least they'll be nice and warm!!! 🤣
Absolutely nailed it thanks Matt.
Pork pie markets anyone?
And cut the amount of pork in the pies, raise the price for a smaller pie, and tell everyone it is the same pie.
@@Demun1649 my supermarket has already done that one!!
@@martincopeland8153 do you shop with Asda?
Massive Tory donors are Asda, recently bought by Asian brothers who donate LOADS to the Tory party and are stripping the assets before they probably move on.
They sold the van fleet and replacing them with Lease, same as a lot of the in store equipment.
Lobbying tories with hard cash to reduce tax, regulations, worker rights…
more cheese please.
@@bigpants6121 As long as it's not foreign, obviously.
Michelle Phillips divorced Dennis Hopper after 3 days and said he was f*&ing crazy. There is a precedent to remove Truss and Tories love historical precedent.
Absolutely brillaint - haven't laughed so much since Kwarteng and Truss's mini-budget!!!! Keep 'em coming Matt - they are the watering holes that we need in this never ending desert journey!
nice one Matt, trouble is this is our reality now!!
I love these but the difference between the parody and the reality is almost too close to call 😂😢😭
Thank you, Matt, humour is always welcome at such times. With all the uncertainty, I am at least grateful the government doesn't have a plan B. No fallbacks or alternatives. The essence of Baldrickian economics.
Amazing! Laughed out loud.
Welcome to new, upgraded, well-funded austerity. The old one wasn’t really doing the job right and our IEA cadre were grumbling that those financial reins were made for galloping, weren’t they? Yes today Matt we’re all worried, tomorrow we’ll look into history and the quant, lifetime arrangement they used to call a mortgage; a bit like the dead pledges of the party party’s manifesto.
A pie garden! Brilliant! That's me deciding to follow Our Great Leaders and grow pie in the sky to earn a living!
I’ve watched that dudes performance talking against Mick Lynch. Liar if there ever was one.
I wouldn't be as concerned if they were trying to grow the pie (either metaphorically or literally) instead of frantically trying to funnel much of the pie to themselves and their friends before they loose power.
Brilliant again Matt.Nice and warm worrying about pensions inflation and Mortgage bills.That was ace.
This is both frightening and amusing. Despite being a Malaysian, I'm still scared of what 2023 will hold what with increasing inflation rates, interest rates and overall cost of living. Oh, and with politicians pushing for an earlier general election, it might gets worse before it gets better.
Still, good job entertaining us despite the stark reality.
the uk conservative party reminds me of alice at the mad hatters teaparty
The touch at the end, drinking from the bottle. Brilliant 👌
Brilliant as ever
Hahaha! Genius, as always! I can't decide whether the minister was chocking on his own words or suffering from ulcers caused by lies/ineptitude!?!?
Fantastic work, Matt
Wow, the parody is more convincing than reality! 😊
In his actual interview, his head is buried deep in script the entire time. Its a mightily impressive feat of demonstrating you have no clue why you're there or what the subject is. But you still have to back it up at all costs.
I’m too young to die… I mean freeze inside my cold house. There’s no crisis at all! **quickly shreds energy estimate letter**
Always spot on.
Having been to Question Time tonight I can confirm that the Tories are that bad in the flesh too.
Paul: We are trying to put more money in people’s pocket.
Audience: But what I’m not spending on energy I’m now spending on my mortgage.
Paul: we …have taken decisive action on energy to reduce the cost. We can’t go back to failed orthodoxy (before he then went back to the failed orthodoxy of low tax/low public spending that the Tories have been trying to do for the last 12 years).
She went full Local Radio Gaga...
Cyber butlers !
Brilliant!
Utter GENIUS as always!!!!
Oh Matt, you are wonderful. 😃
I think Crime of the Century would be a more apt title.
I'm genuinely starting to wonder if I'm living inside one of the versions of the matrix that failed because too many people/batteries couldn't accept the program as real. You nailed it again dude 👍
Cor, that lighting is criminal
A pie garden???? Genius!
Singularity.. 😳.. 🤣 👌
When real life is more satirical than the satire:
I think I take any government minister more seriously if they were swigging from vodka miniatures during interviews.
A good choice of that gormless wonder Chris Philp in the frame. I wouldn't trust him with scissors.
I think the key takeaway from all this is that stopping increasing benefits in the forthcoming budget with help grow the economy.
Always look forward to the Next up…… bit 😅
For some reason they thought that all they needed to do was to get into the positions and then they will be free to do whatever fuck they want... bitter was their realisation that it doesn't work that way. Not in a democratic world.
Japan has suffered from natural disasters throughout its history and still endures. The real challenge for Britain is how will its people will survive the next few months from this man-made disaster.
This is the worst lunacy I've seen in government period brother!😮🤔👁👀👁😡🤬😡🤬😫😫😫😫☠️😱😱😱☠️👹👿👺
'...cyber butlers...' 😂😂😂
Excellent as always
Cyberbutlers 😂
It's only a crisis if you think it's a crisis.
I like to think of it as an opportunity.
I've shorted the Pound.
...Now taking applications for 'Cyber-Butler'...
A better title would be "crisis, WHICH crisis?"
It just gets better and better...
Eventually we'll have a boring PM and you can have a holiday
Thanks a lot v.funny
Oh brilliant.
Thanks!