Zack's dream woman is obviously just Zack in a wig.
rogerskolney the wig part honestly surprised me, I thought it would be an interactive mirror.
wait! that was zach in a whig?
ok.... that ok.... ya thats ok.. oh god.....
Zach taught us an important lesson. If you get caught in a lie...
....LIE BIGGER.
That kind of thinking will take you all the way to the White House nowadays.
This is like the fifth time Zack has committed audio fraud.
I think Zack Morris character moved out of the Bayside area then, moved into the new York area and called himself, barney Stinson
Every episode makes it clear that Slater was actually the true protagonist of the show. He was a good friend and a mature person.
Yeah, Zach was a Walter White class Anti-Villain tbh. he gets progressively shittier the longer you look at him
I swear, Zack Morris does more work to get out of doing work than it requires for the work he had to do in the first place....
I'm sure it's been said very often, but the best part of these is that the narrator exagerates and embellishes NOTHING. He simply points out factual statements. LOL
It's his cadence with the delivery of the statments that makes me cry with laughter.
This series has never pointed out anything factual and always exaggerates. What have you been smoking?
Yes! That's what makes it so powerful - Zack is setting himself up for all of this so it's totally deserved. And boy is it brutal.
Nonsense. The narrator is super woke and sees everything in a dark light. It's not transphobic for a cisgender man to think wearing women's clothes is disgusting.
Screech, a gentleman, lies and says she's beautiful
She doesn't look that bad, at least she's skinny and not one of those purple-hair fat feminists with piercings.
Zack Morris, the original American Psycho.
Don't forget the time zack sold me a dimebag of oregano
I don't think he's going to reply guys
because he probably fucking killed himself
Let's review
So Zack was basically Screech's first (abusive) relationship
No wonder Screech turned out the way he did in the College years! Zack Morris treated that dude like garbage ever since they were pre teens.. Zack Morris drove Screech into insanity by manipulating and degrading him at every turn.. Zack Morris is trash!!
Feel like the original pitch for Saved by the Bell was “What was Ted Bundy like in High School? That’s our main character!”
At least Ted Bundy was kind of likeable. I'm not kidding on this, check out his interview before death row. He's carrying a conversation like a Sunday brunch.
Zach is a go getter... A man willing to step on anybody's toes to get what he wants!!! He would make a great US President!!
Hell yeah! Zach Morris 2020... That'd be an epic election season! lol...
We'll go for 2024. We need him to "Trash" the Democrats....and he would win!
It's those types of qualities and charisma that fools people into thinking they would make a great anything let alone president. It explains why we are attracted to assholes and populate more assholes. Zack is a genetic legacy of super trash. Sociopathy should have been bred out but it's a survivor.
Every “Zack Morris is trash” video that I watch, I always feel sorry for Screech, because he keeps on being bullied by Zack, and nobody does anything to stop him.
"Zack promises his work would only ruin it."
That might be the most honest thing I've seen out of Zack Morris.
Next week, Zack introduces guest star David Carradine to a dangerous new hobby.
RIP Screech! Zack will no longer be trash to you.
♫ Zack Morris In Drag ♫
I don't know if FOD/ Dashiell Driscoll reads comments, but man, even my DAD loves this series, and he doesn't WATCH UA-cam. This has been such a great series to get me and him to watch stuff together, and it reminds us of my childhood cause this came on TBS at 7AM right when I set my TV to come on. Thank you so much.
So Zack catfishes and emotionally manipulates his best friend all for the sake of a science project that may or may not even be finished. Yup, sounds like trash.
Roy Thingamajig That’s his thing, and homework is the least of the things for which Zack manipulated his friends, lest we forget: there were bikini photos to sketchy individuals, slave labor, money, dates, etc...
@@kennethhwang3425 Zack has, on several occasions, engaged in schemes that are borderline sex trafficking.
"Zack only agrees to avoid detention". I died. 🤣🤣🤣
Wow, this is trashy even by Zack Morris standards. Why are all these people friends with him again?
I doubt the writers of this show ever intended to, but they made their "protagonist" an utterly selfish, conniving and irresponsible sociopath.
When Mr. Belding broke out his sweater and pipe, you just knew everything was going to be ok.
Aww, little Screech! He's adorable! This boy needed a hug and a real girlfriend... And some REAL friends.
I would rather have no best friend then a friend like Zack.
0:55 "Screech questions him... and gets assaulted." Absolutely brutal. Their relationship in a nutshell.
Zack is the kind of guy to spoil endgame *while* being in the theaters right when it gets to the end credits.
I don’t understand how Zack had any friends I don’t think he ever cared about them the way he cared about himself
The title alone has me cracking up omg😂😂😂😂
Imagine Bayside’s overall state rankings if Mr. Belding was focused on the entire school, and not just some sociopathic narcissist.. Off the charts. RIP Double D
Yeah Zack Morris did horrible things to Screech, but at least he wouldn't kiss the love of Screechs life Lisa... OH WAIT A MINUTE!
I wonder how many people come up to him a day and sing that to him 🤣🤣🤣 Zach Morris is Traaaash 🤣🤣🤣
this episode reminds us all how pure screech was. he was too pure for this world, willing to give up the love of his life for that garbage person.
Zack Morris is the an OG catfish.
I love these videos!!!
Are we just not going to mention that Screech ends up in Belding's office STILL CHAINED TO THE LOCKERS THAT HAD TO BE CARRIED IN THERE????????
I always feel so bad for Screech.
Remember the time Zack Morris gave Screech strep throat so that Screech can be prescribed pseudoephedrine which Zack used to make Meth to sell to the students at Bayside in order to pay for a new car to impress Kelly?
This show just keeps reminding me that there is indeed pure evil in this world. And that evil is named Zack Morris!
Years later, Zack catfished Manti Te’o to break his heart before the national championship game. Zack was betting on Alabama.
I dare someone to find an episode where he isn't trash. I don't think it exists
It's sort of the point of the show, highschool kids growing up and making mistakes ..Lol that's how comedy works, people making mistakes and it's pushed to 10 because it's a show
@@cloudstrife532220 oil ep he acted pretty trashy until his duck got hurt. he was all in for the school getting trashed and them being rich and making belding a butler. Murder Mystery, he was trashy hitting on the maid
@@youtubed3951 I get the Oil episode! Even then Zack was being Selfish cause he didn't care about nobody but his duck and himself.. Now I disagree with "hitting on the maids" part.. Zack is a heterosexual male so yes he is going to like women! Not everybody is gay you know..
I know I say this for every one of these videos but I really do adore this series. I was taken to the emergency room earlier and have just got home to see that this has been uploaded. I instantly cheered up 👍
꧁Chocolate Tater Thots꧂ That’s unbelievably nice of you, thank you so much. I’m ok thank you. I have kidney disease and a bunch of other things so I’m there a lot. I’m good though, thank you for the concern! I hope you’re well.
@@sinkvenice4438 No problem and you're welcome! I'm so sorry about your kidneys (and whatever other health problems you have) and I hope you will continue to get better/fight this disease. I have lost several of my extended family members who passed away from failing kidneys (my mother and I even have friends who are going through it right now), so I can only say that's the only experience that I've had with it. Anyway, (God, I'm so bad at comforting people, lol) I just wanted to send you something positive since we need more of that during this current state of the world, ESPECIALLY on UA-cam, haha.
You know what, these are kind of great videos for guys as they give good guidance on how to be a good friend and person and not human trash.
This series has made realize just how stand-up a guy Slater always was. No wonder Zack hated him so much.
Misogyny is too strong a word. That's someone who utterly despises women. Incels are misogynists, for example. Slater obviously loved women. But being Latin, he was often macho in his ways. Jessi, who was his off-and-on after Season 1, called him out on it a lot.
@@musicaltheatergeek79 exactly. But, you know, the friendly betting and stooping to Zach's level is what I was talking about. He was clearly much better as a person than Zach, but yeah... he could be quite an oaf, when he wasn't being used as a punching bag of sorts by old writers (his enjoyment of ballet and cooking)
Still waiting for ZACK MORRIS IS TRASH merch 🤞 hopefully one day
He went through all of that work because he didn't want to do a 10th grade science project? What a legend.
Alright, let me grab my cup of coffe and get ready for another beautiful weekend with my weekly dosis of ZACH MORRIS IS TRASH!!!
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Wait it's free?! Ah goddamnit! Not again! Zach Morris. Is trash.
Having seen all of these to date, calling Zack Morris trash is almost an insult to actual trash.
lol Zach Morris, the living embodiment of toxic.
As a 40 year old man that hasn’t watched this show in close to 30 years, I think we should all appreciate the sacrifice this guy made by going back and rewatching these god awful shows. He’s a better man than me.
Kelly was trash too in this episode...telling Screech to "go for it". Setting the poor guy up for failure...lol
Right? Hasn't Screech gone for it multiple times only for Lisa to publicly shut him down every time?
Lol literally the best thing about my Fridays
Can you do the one where Zack broke the bro-code and stole Lisa, knowing how much Screech has been crushing on her since junior high?
First of all, he didn't steal anyone. This was season 5 and Screech had already had a gf...and I can't believe I'm defending a fictional character...what happened to my life. ;)
*Matt M* Screech continued to pine for Lisa throughout the series even if he did have a rebound at one point.
@@mattm7798 That’s not quite true. Screech only dated Violet in three episodes, and Bayside Triangle was not one of them. It wasn’t explained what happened to her, but she wasn’t in the show any more, so it was assumed that Screech no longer had a girlfriend. Zack falsely told Screech that he still had a chance to win Lisa’s affections if he helped her with her fashion show.
@@musicaltheatergeek79 During the three episodes that he dated Violet he did stop pining for Lisa. I think he was truly in love with Violet. But once she left and he saw that Lisa was unattached at that time, I guess he thought he had another chance with Lisa, and Zack led him on.
"Stole" implies that Screech had some kind of claim over Lisa, which he didn't. Lisa was always very clear to Screech that she was not and would never be interested in dating him. The fact that he was unable to let go of his unrequited crush years later does not give him eternal cock-block rights over any other guy who might actually have a shot with her. Zack and Lisa kissing may have indeed been the only instance in the entire show where Zack was trying to do the right thing and Screech was actually the one being a selfish dick.
Each time I watch one of these episodes, I always think to myself, the next one can’t get much worse.
It somehow gets worse each time. Zack’s trashiness knows no bounds.
Every other character grows and matures during the course of the show, except for Zack. His schemes become riskier and more elaborate, and he shows even less concern for the safety and well-being of his friends as the series progresses.
I subscribed to y’all for Zack Morris content and Zack Morris content alone
haven’t been disappointed
"Screech, who has never received female attention before, is in love..." For some reason that is the funniest line to me lmao.
That's 2 Funny or Die I have been rewatching Saved By The Bell and can't look at it the same way and it's amazing. 😅😉👍
What is funny in real life Mark-Paul is a great guy, Dustin DIamond was a duche bag and Mario Lopez was the womanizer
"A refreshingly human reprieve from Zack's horrendous guidance"
Is it safe to say Zack Morris invented catfishing before everybody caught onto it?
Screech chained himself to a locker and refuses to eat until he meets Bambi.
Zack doesn't care.
...Or do any science projects.
Zack suddenly cares.
The look on Screech’s face in the thumbnail is heartbreaking. That is what it’s like to be Zack Morris’s “best friend”.
Every time I watch these I feel sooo bad for Screech😭
Yes! Thank you so much it was so gloomy and this hilarious video lit the morning up.
I like to pretend that Chad from Burn After Reading is Zack grown up. Especially the part where George Clooney shoots him.
Please do the episode when Zack starts dating Lisa, breaking Screech's heart.
Lisa was terrible in that episode too. She got between bros. I understand she's not into Screech, but dating his best friend is low. Also, you notice at the end the remain a couple, but the next episode you never hear about it again. Their relationship probably fucking killed itself.
damn, I did not know that episode was made. I kind of want to see it, but then again, I'd hate to see the heartbreak of Screech of that episode. Was it a Saved by the Bell episode or the Good Morning Miss Bliss one?
vh9network It was Saved by the Bell episode. Zack was really trash in that episode. Everyone knew that Screech was in love with Lisa, and Zack didn't give a shit.
“He uses this moment to drop some transphobic slurs”
I’m going to throw Zack into the goddamn sun
I love these videos. It's gonna be sad once they run out of episodes.
I love these, you guys need to do every episode. I would watch them all
Can we even call Screech the blonde demons best friend?
If anything he's an emotionally and physically abused victim who needs to get away from Zack Morris’s toxicity and selfishness
Throughout the entire series, from ‘Good morning, Ms. Bliss,’ through high school, college, all the way to marrying Kelly, Zack learns absolutely nothing
I like how instead of cutting the handcuffs they remove 2 entire lockers from the wall and move it into the office. Think of the logistics of doing that while it's there attached to the wall and a person.
Funny thing is that all of these points are the reasons I watched the show. Screw up after screw up. Fun to watch. Love these videos.
Dennis Reynolds vs Zach Morris *(choose your fighter)*
Eh I think Zack is still worse. Sunny is at least aware of what a horrible person Dennis is and usually punished accordingly. Zack gets detention and things go back to where it started last week.
Zack seems to always come out on top, and he’s convinced everyone around him that he is who he says he is. Dennis’s status lowers and lowers as the series goes on.
Zack Morris has an infinity stone that has the power to turn himself and others into trash
This was such a good one! My Friday is complete
“He sucks dirty ass in thunderstorms.” By far the weirdest and most hilarious insult I’ve ever heard!
It would be freaking EPIC if they could get Mark Paul Gosselar to narrate one of these videos.
still don't understand how & why he was able to freeze time.😕
*Zach Morris is trash* is always such a bomb!!!
Thank you!!
The second funniest thing about these segments is how they never seem to get old.
At least Zack, finally, is the one dressed like a woman
I love your channel. Maybe Wonder Years next?
Each of these are more and more enlightening!
Bambi lurches in 😂😂
Is this the first episode where no one probably killed themselves?
Wasn't Zack wearing the same female outfit at the end of the video yearbook episode where he wanted to hear everyone's reaction to his apology? By the way, THAT episode needs to be made. Pimping out the entire female student body by videotaping them, adding their phone numbers and selling them to other high schools desperate for dates? I think that's the worst he's ever done...by far.
"Zack Morris is trash" never gets old.
belding just casually ordering the lockers ripped from the walls in order to half a talk in his office with screech
I grew up wanting to be just like Zack. I believed this kind of behavior was acceptable. All I succeeded in doing was making everyone hate me.
*Zach is a psychopath.*
Psychopath: doesn't care about getting caught.
Sociopath: cares about getting caught.
It’s funny how at the end when you explain all the trouble that Zack has caused you put the scene where he was in drag and has his finger up like he’s going to make an excuse.
I no longer have to watch these whole videos to make me laugh anymore, I start laughing at the title and main photo.
Remember the time Zack Morris poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses?
He did!?!?
@@douglassfunnie9959 No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does!?
Kingperson24 LET’S GET HIM!!!!!!!!
that was tuesday
He took our jobs!