IF it is is true, I can kinda see the thought process behind that. The dad has no idea how to handle this situation. He doesn’t want to tell his wife because he doesn’t want her to look at her son like he’s a monster or something. (Which she obviously didn’t want to since she denied it ever happening.) It’s hinted that the mom treats that dad like shit anyway so he’s probably not trying to make a big confrontation out of it. Where’s he supposed to go to ask for advice?
This guys son is so dedicated to not being caught he literally gaslit his dad and destroyed his parents marriage just to not get caught (if this is real ofc)
Assuming this is real, the forgiveness of this dad is something I could never give If my son sexually assaulted our pet, framed me as an animal rapist, and tore my marriage apart I would probably have broke his fingers and shins, and then threw him in a ditch
Concerned dad: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger yeah me and the wife broke things but i gota MUCH hotter babe now with BIG slobber knockers also i heard my wife is a drug-addicted slut now lol like id care not like she was my wife or anything lolol make sure to pat yor epic doggos fellow redditors xd Very believable, trust me.
@@ricky-sanchez His wife left him so he makes up a story about his son sodomizing the family dog? If that's true then this narcissist needs to be locked away somewhere. I highly doubt the authenticity though lol
GD I was not expecting this to be covered my favorite part of the story is when someone said “did you get rid of the brush?” And OP was like “I didn’t even think of that”
I like how the dad in hopes of preserving the son's secret doesn't tell mom about it but instead shares the story with the whole world over the internet
@@creme923 Much like in the story, the father was at peace him again in the future, and only threatened to report him after already doing it a lot of times. He wasn’t able to just because he is his son. Since he isn’t your son, it’s easy for anyone else to react aggressively with the son, but his parents.
The wife is more willing to believe her son about this situation, because believing her husband would mean that she's partially responsible for raising such a disturbed individual. Pathetic
She started out believing him. she had both her child and love of her life tell her both did something unforgivable and didn't know who to belief and the fucking guy has more sympathy for his rapist son that someone going trough the same shock he did without the evidence he had? pathetic.
Ummm did even watch the same video? Because if the teen is clearly able to manipulate the father multiple times, wouldn't he be able to do the same to the mother? What's pathetic is that you hear a story about a gross dog abuser and you blame the woman?
@@likira111 It is an undeniable fact that children and teenagers lie all the time. Did you have a stroke trying to type this or are you really that dumb?
Just researching a bit theres tons of posts saying how the story was made up because the dad account was a "teenager" in other posts and he deleted it after it was found. Yet no mention of it and the even more disinformed comments just assumed its absolutely all legit. Really gives light to how easy it is to spread fake stories or misinfo simply because no one will check nothing themselves and the ones spreading it just thought the fake story would get more views than exposing it I guess.
But how do we know it wasn’t the son telling the story from the dad’s perspective? Either way it’s best to assume everything on the internet is fake even when there’s photographic evidence (with timestamps).
Its kind of a typical mom thing, where they would rather blame anyone else on the planet then her own kids, even if its clear cut who is in the wrong. I've been on the other side of that and it just sucks. Doesn't even mean the mom loves the kid highly, just means they don't want to loose face over their offspring doing something bad. Mom's are gay.
Misanthrope Man incel comment but yeah I think that would be typical of a mom. If you grow a human inside of your stomach and push them out you don’t exactly have an unbiased perspective on them
My doubts on the validity of this piece of history come from the fact the first thing a father did after finding out his son was molesting his dog was to go reddit, the obvious place for all your child care dilemmas. Anything to get those reddit points I guess. It’s the “Thanks Reddit!” that always gets me
Concerned boomer is too old to know what dubstep is but very much understands Reddit karma and how the front page works. Uh-huh. I think the most unbelievable part is the son going on to be relatively normal. I'm 100% sure that guy would be a trainwreck for life and probably an admin on Twitch or Discord. OP just needed to cure him because he wanted the story to come to an end. Also, the wife would drag him through courts and make his life crap even though she was completely wrong because that's just how women are. It all ties up a little too cleanly.
One life lesson is that you need to have 100% honest communication with your s/o when you have kids. Both parents need to be involved with what's going on with your child
The part with his son playing dubstep loudly from his room seemed really out of place. It was 2012 though so it could've happened. I feel like he played the long game and the timing of the posts lined up pretty well for a dad who went through this shit
I don't see how this person could've ever forgiven his son or patched up their relationship after what he did to the dog (assuming this is true). If this is real, I seriously doubt the son has stopped harming animals in that manner either unless he's gotten some serious professional help.
Even if this story was fake (cause sadly, there have been people irl to do such awful acts), I'll never understand why anybody would want to finger an animal's butthole. An animal's butthole isn't the cleanest of buttholes (obviously). What if you get poop stuck under your nails? What if the animal has parasites? Just.... Ugh. So, so gross.
Well, I generally tend to think considering how many people have existed even if this isn't true something similar has happened at some point somewhere. For example, I may not believe someone's story about fucking a monkey, but I'm pretty certain at some point someone probably has lol.
I don't believe it. There's added details and flair that makes it sound like he's the narrator in a Chuck Palahniuk fanfiction. "I think I hear dubstep coming down from my son's room. I'm too old to even want to know." "Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like if my son never stuck a hairbrush up our dog's behind, life leads us on such strange paths". Yeah I'm paraphrasing, who cares at this point. I'm too jaded to even want to know what he really said. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐□-□ (⌐□_□)
King David sounds like the way a dude on the older side would type, and considering he barely posted on his account, I’ll make this story be cannon in my world dammit
I imagine the boy got wise 2 months after his dad saw the history and started using incognito or deleting it. However, I totally agree the wife was unreasonable.
@@--.._ Truly? I mean, as a parent or mother, I wouldn't want to believe the thing I've been nursing and raising all my life turning out to be a puppy fister, I mean I'd be in denial too and I'm sure plenty of other people could agree with that sentiment.
People do tend to use the internet to get advice for their real life issues like jasoninhell ( seriously that story made me cry and reddit stories usually don't ).
@@magusperde365 It's reddit, but I wouldn't discount it because of that. Read about Violentacrez, that really tells what was going on in reddit around that era. Also read about Ellen Pao's reform of reddit and you'll see modern reddit. Old reddit was cool yet scary. So anything could be true, it's up to you to see which is not
@YoStefan its not the scenario that makes it fake imo. Its how it was presented. Everything is plausible yes but its just... its writen like creative writing
The fact that this dude's first reaction to everything is to go to reddit makes it sound fake as shit but who knows people will dump their dirty laundry for clout.
@@Frosty_CH Children don't have a right to confidentiality from their parents. And in such a case where the parents are facing divorce over a misunderstanding, the therapist certainly would want to clear it up.
I don't think they'd ever make a movie about dog sodomy, but definitely something with themes like dog distress, horny/violent teen boys, psychotherapy, and spousal conflict.
Man: I think my kid is sodmizing my dog. I have solid profs of that. Wife: I think YOU are the one that did it *Husband was not the imposter* *(1) imposter left*
I WAS THERE WHEN THIS WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT! ( no one cares I know) RIP Colby, and right on for the Dad IF this is true. It does sound like some /r/ThatHappened material... but it also sounds real.
Great tale, Justin! I swear, if this pandemic ever ends and you and your band ever come to New Orleans to play, the first round is on me. I'm a bit on the older side (45) but you tend to capture a lot of internet history that falls in my glory days... would love to hear your take on the Stile Project. Cheers to ya and stay safe man.
“Two and a half kids”. I’m sure that makes sense in some way, but that was hilarious. Edit: After reading your comments, I realize how silly my original comment was! hahaha
that wondershare ad tho ' deadpan expression 'my hand is on fire and it really hurts, i am in indescribable agony, please help me'' i laughed so hard coffee nearly came out my nose.
This story reminded me of something similar that happened involving a guy who graduated from my high school. He recorded himself violating his and his girlfriend's dog. Now as a result, he can't be around or own animals. Which also means his kids can't have any pets. As for his girlfriend, she's now his wife and mother to his kids
@@wareforcoin5780 They have 3 of them to be exact. They were together for some time before he did what he did. She stayed w/ him knowing he did that. Idk why. I wouldn't stay w/ somebody if I knew they did that or were into that
I blame it on the son in the first place, but yeah, he should have probably told wife and showed the son's history - instead of giving the biy plenty of time to erase it all - and probable sought after help for him. But this particular story is probably fake, and people being rational doesnt make for interesting anecdotes, does it?
@@GardenfRedRoses777 AAP is a reference to the MAP group, who got Snapchat to add a "love has no age" filter to their app before they were forced to remove it because of backlash.
What kind of horrible marriage is it if your significant other believes you would do sexual things to your dog and NOT your pubescent teenage son, and just leaves you on the first conflict you have in your marriage. Wow. Glad my SO isn't like that. Man, I love her so much. I'm such a lucky guy.
A lot of parents can't take the idea that their children would do something horrible. Especially mothers. Protective instincts just kick in and rational thinking goes out the window. I've read stories where sons commit crimes and the mother takes the blame herself even though she obviously didn't do it.
“It’s okay son, I’m relieved now! I’m so glad you didn’t have sec with the pooch, feel free to shove your fingers and whatever household items you like up there though! Phew what a relief!”
a story about an animal on the internet? this means its either:
- abused
- it saw ghosts
Poor Rover. Tricked into licking peanut butter off a Poltergheist's phantasmal balls.
214 likes, why is everything at 214.
or it’s deathly overweight and dying. yet the owner just posts it on r/chonkers
OR saved baby
@@Raypnw OR killed the baby
“You’re gonna have to put him down. And then find a good therapist for the dog.”
Brilliant.
You have been sentenced to:
*FIRING SQUAD*
No, death is too merciful for him
More like the most generic Reddit comment
@@Pataganja - you should change your username to “coolguy#1”
that made me snort
It's sad and hilarious how defeated this poor guy sounds. "He's listening to what sounds like dubstep. I don’t know and I'm too old to care."
to drown out the jerking it to bestiality (the only reason people you live with blast music alone)
@@akpokemon Explains the hot pocket... Maybe?
@@akpokemon not when I was a teen I would also blast music just to annoy people
@@Larry-iu8ht sounds like something someone who wants to drown out beastiality porn would say
@@akpokemon i blast music because i want people to have to listen to two trucks
I can't imagine my wife asking me, "Why didn't you tell me?" and answering "It's what the internet advised"
I mean no wonder she left, assuming the story is at least partially true.
IF it is is true, I can kinda see the thought process behind that. The dad has no idea how to handle this situation. He doesn’t want to tell his wife because he doesn’t want her to look at her son like he’s a monster or something.
(Which she obviously didn’t want to since she denied it ever happening.)
It’s hinted that the mom treats that dad like shit anyway so he’s probably not trying to make a big confrontation out of it. Where’s he supposed to go to ask for advice?
Well yeah no shit you know anyone near the burbs that you could ask about this type of shit
Probably fake but its implied that his wife isnt the greatest person, maybe not the best move, but its not completely unreasonable.
Given how the wife reacted, seems like the internet advice was pretty good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I joined Reddit right after this, and whenever people would say "Colby 2012" I genuinely thought they were talking about Kony 2012
@@rorymadonald439 a whole what
@@rorymadonald439 answer him.
@@rorymadonald439 we need to know.
False purple don't listen to them take your time
@@rorymadonald439 Never answer them they don't deserve it.
This is one strange king of the hill episode
BWAAAAAAH
That boy ain’t right, I’ll tell you hwat
Bobby is that mindless
@@Tony36271 Clearly
bill has probably done this
I mentioned I was gonna put a poll up at the end, but apparently UA-cam got rid of that feature
Oh wow
Think you can still put them in your Community posts?
big sad
F
Oof moment :C
I can’t imagine what your search history is like
Great ad for ExpressVPN?
*And neither can hackers, thanks to our sponsor: [genericname] VPN!!!*
*Dad Finds Son Fucking Dog*
Hes a true warrior
I need those logs
I love how the music progressively sounds sillyer and sillyer, as the story gets more and more deranged
This guys son is so dedicated to not being caught he literally gaslit his dad and destroyed his parents marriage just to not get caught (if this is real ofc)
_If_ this is real? You'd have to have be mentally deficient to believe this shit.
@@tetragrade The thing is, things have happened for real that are a lot more fucked up than this. So I'm in doubt too.
@@tetragrade if this is real lol... ever heard about Florida???
@@tetragrade actually there's a lot of actual case of bestiality with children learning it from internet.
You morons know I wasn't talking about the premise, right? The unbelieveable part is everything that happens after, and all the shit writing.
There's something really wrong with the statement "Honey don't be mad at me, some guy on reddit said..."
Honestly, I bet that is the reason she divorced him
yeah whats up with that
@@Overlord99762 What makes you think that SHE devorced him
@@eldonedecoburza everything?
@@Overlord99762 Bro, i leave my 4 years gf for a lot less of what that woman did to her husband.
Assuming this is real, the forgiveness of this dad is something I could never give
If my son sexually assaulted our pet, framed me as an animal rapist, and tore my marriage apart I would probably have broke his fingers and shins, and then threw him in a ditch
Totally forgot about that part. Yeah if that happened it would be a probably long time coming when he caught the hands
Then I sincerely hope you never have kids. This eye for an eye bullshit has gone on too long
same
Maybe at least send him to boot camp or something. But yeah, I'd lost my temper.
@@elliedamitz8876 bro tell me he at least doesn't deserve something
Me: Oh, I bet this is about a dog running for presid-OH MY GOD.
Yeah, I was expecting a feel good story about doggo but then HOL UP
I thought the same thing and it makes me so sad to hear this story.
To be fair, I think a dog would be far more competent than what we have right now.
I sat down to have my dinner expecting to hear a story about a dog's presidential campaign. Luckily, it wasn't a very big dinner.
@@kos2919 Please add an 'E', HOLE UP is too terrible in this context
I don’t remember this chapter from Shane Dawson’s book
The dog was too old for him. Keep him away from puppies though.
I'm pretty sure it was in the Special Edition's foreword by Onision.
@@Deoxys911 No this the unedited uncut paperback.
@@Deoxys911 featuring dante from the devil may cry series
“Hot misunderstood guy”
when you said "colby is safe" I actually let out a breath of relief.
I don't want to be married to Subway Jared :(
It’s either that or you go to brazil
F
To bad I’m curing you
Speak for yourself
@Kanye West thank you Kanye! very cool!
Concerned dad: *wife has just left him and his son is a pervert* wOw fRoNt pAgE
Concerned dad: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger yeah me and the wife broke things but i gota MUCH hotter babe now with BIG slobber knockers also i heard my wife is a drug-addicted slut now lol like id care not like she was my wife or anything lolol make sure to pat yor epic doggos fellow redditors xd
Very believable, trust me.
@@ex_philemon Guys wife probably left him, and he made up a story to tell redditors where he ends up the winner of the schism.
ricky sanchez son was probably innocent and he made the posts to try to seem less suspicious
This has me in tears
@@ricky-sanchez His wife left him so he makes up a story about his son sodomizing the family dog? If that's true then this narcissist needs to be locked away somewhere. I highly doubt the authenticity though lol
Deadass seems like a modern Shakespeare drama
Verified with 4 likes, wha..?
degenerate
speak like an adult
@@TerryFGM money taxes jobs politics joe biden joe biden trump trump gas prices
@@TerryFGMTaxes
GD I was not expecting this to be covered my favorite part of the story is when someone said “did you get rid of the brush?” And OP was like “I didn’t even think of that”
This honestly sounds just as real as it does fake, so for my happiness, I’m deciding this one’s fake.
Don't rule out the possibility, worse has happened.
It was somewhat believable until the ending where he says the ex wife is now a drug addicted hooker, that just reeks of fake imo 🤣
The first post sounded believable. If the guy left it at that I'd say it was real.
However, every subsequent post sounds more and more made-up.
I like how the dad in hopes of preserving the son's secret doesn't tell mom about it but instead shares the story with the whole world over the internet
To be fair reddit was a lot smaller in 2012
That and doubt anyone would connect their son to the story
Maybe the real sodomy was the friends we made along the way
HAHAHAHA fuck, dude! this serious!
Nice profile pic
thats the slogan of FurCon
maybe the real noah were the dogs we sodomized along the way
LMAO
I was really expecting this story to end with something like
"The dad opens the door, gets on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur"
Bruh 💀
"everybody *does* the dinosaur."
It's like the old 4chan stories that would be around one hour long then end with some sort of song reference and it all is just a joke.
BOOM BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA BOOM!
That's some mid 2000s nostalgia. Thanks for that bub
If this father has to consult Reddit every time he has to make a decision, it’s time to question his ability to survive in the world.
in his defense, where else do you go at that point?
Police station
😂😂😂
@@creme923 Much like in the story, the father was at peace him again in the future, and only threatened to report him after already doing it a lot of times. He wasn’t able to just because he is his son. Since he isn’t your son, it’s easy for anyone else to react aggressively with the son, but his parents.
He needed advice, so he came to a place where nobody there knows him or his son
The Snoopy shirt is a little on the nose...
Or in the butt? ... sorry.
do you remember that one time snoopy got raped by chalie brown?
Wait what the absolute fu-
@@henkdachief WTF?
... a brown nose.
Plot twist, the sun is MessyTails
The moment the dad mentioned his son was last seen making a hot pocket, I knew the story was fake. The one 2012 meme buzzword... and he blew it.
It was the casual mention of 'dubstep' for me lol
Every story on reddit is lie not even funny lie most times
sometimes lol ive seen some shit on there that is to fucked up to be a fake story
@@sometimeslol5578 unless op's wife murders the kids. That one was real.
Life is crazy. Love your dogs, folks!
What if the son is now messytails? the lore is coming together.
The wife is more willing to believe her son about this situation, because believing her husband would mean that she's partially responsible for raising such a disturbed individual. Pathetic
She started out believing him. she had both her child and love of her life tell her both did something unforgivable and didn't know who to belief and the fucking guy has more sympathy for his rapist son that someone going trough the same shock he did without the evidence he had? pathetic.
bro she probably doesn't even exist. calm down
Ummm did even watch the same video? Because if the teen is clearly able to manipulate the father multiple times, wouldn't he be able to do the same to the mother?
What's pathetic is that you hear a story about a gross dog abuser and you blame the woman?
@@janemba42 Just because you lie every time you get caught don't mean other people do man, don't push your shitty childhood me.
@@likira111 It is an undeniable fact that children and teenagers lie all the time. Did you have a stroke trying to type this or are you really that dumb?
Man this reeks of greentext. You don't casually speculate a divorce like that if you're actually married, or the drugs/prostitution rumors.
But who knows.
Just researching a bit theres tons of posts saying how the story was made up because the dad account was a "teenager" in other posts and he deleted it after it was found. Yet no mention of it and the even more disinformed comments just assumed its absolutely all legit. Really gives light to how easy it is to spread fake stories or misinfo simply because no one will check nothing themselves and the ones spreading it just thought the fake story would get more views than exposing it I guess.
"No one will check nothing"
So someone will check something? XD
Did he say the account was an alt
Hey, this is tales from the internet, not dateline. Half the shit on hear isn’t real, still an internet story though.
You never know, this story may be fake but something similar could've happened.
But how do we know it wasn’t the son telling the story from the dad’s perspective? Either way it’s best to assume everything on the internet is fake even when there’s photographic evidence (with timestamps).
I hope it isn't real. If it is, the wife was horribly unreasonable.
Its kind of a typical mom thing, where they would rather blame anyone else on the planet then her own kids, even if its clear cut who is in the wrong. I've been on the other side of that and it just sucks.
Doesn't even mean the mom loves the kid highly, just means they don't want to loose face over their offspring doing something bad.
Mom's are gay.
@@MisogynyMan to be fair If I were a woman i would hope the thing that was in my body for nine months wouldn't fingerbang a dog
Misanthrope Man incel comment but yeah I think that would be typical of a mom. If you grow a human inside of your stomach and push them out you don’t exactly have an unbiased perspective on them
Misanthrope Man yeah I get it ur adopting the speech of what you imagine a feminist would say. You know I was pretty much agreeing with you right
@@EXTENDEDWARRANT yes we all understand eachother.
My doubts on the validity of this piece of history come from the fact the first thing a father did after finding out his son was molesting his dog was to go reddit, the obvious place for all your child care dilemmas. Anything to get those reddit points I guess.
It’s the “Thanks Reddit!” that always gets me
We did it reddit.
This
Concerned boomer is too old to know what dubstep is but very much understands Reddit karma and how the front page works. Uh-huh.
I think the most unbelievable part is the son going on to be relatively normal. I'm 100% sure that guy would be a trainwreck for life and probably an admin on Twitch or Discord. OP just needed to cure him because he wanted the story to come to an end. Also, the wife would drag him through courts and make his life crap even though she was completely wrong because that's just how women are. It all ties up a little too cleanly.
I'm mixed, because on the other hand, the posts were over the course of years and weren't exactly frequent like an attention-craver would have them.
it sounded fake to me. too many details in the writing too. your son is listening to dubstep? lol ok
One life lesson is that you need to have 100% honest communication with your s/o when you have kids. Both parents need to be involved with what's going on with your child
I sure hope this was just a big hoax or something like that.
No way, why would anyone lie on the internet
Butthole Surfer “you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?”
The last word was "love your dogs" this is fake as shit
Even if it were, there are still dog r*pist out there. Humanity is f’d up.
The part with his son playing dubstep loudly from his room seemed really out of place. It was 2012 though so it could've happened.
I feel like he played the long game and the timing of the posts lined up pretty well for a dad who went through this shit
That kid is a danger to society and even more so to dogs.
Nightmare Freddie
@@BlueOysterStan okay
His son needs to be put on a watchlist.
I got an ad featuring Whang. I got a little extra Whang I didn’t even ask for.
I too got a little extra Whang I didn't ask for.
Voting Whang is bonus Whang!
What was the ad about?
nice, you got a longer whang.
Plot twist: the dog was Jared from Subway in a poorly made dog costume.
I don’t think he’d bite the kid, though. He’d be into it.
Always knew that man was a furry
The way the title and the thumbnail’s put together makes it look like a story about a dog running for president.
Me: "What's wrong with a Subway Jared!?"
One internet search later.
.....
Yeah, there's a good reason he's not Subway's mascot anymore.
I’m shocked subway couldn’t tell he was a creep just from his physiognomy
@@xkidmidnightx they probably knew but did nothing about it
Atleast he got beat up in prison
@John Stonik maybe he/she is from the EU or Asia, cause even I learned it from odd1sout.
"I think my teenage son may have sodomized our dog" Cue the Blink 182 song....you know the one.
Actually I don't know the one please remind me
Lol what
But I only found the dog....
Spanky McAnus ...and his ass.
I still randomly sing that song when I do house work 😂😂
I don't see how this person could've ever forgiven his son or patched up their relationship after what he did to the dog (assuming this is true).
If this is real, I seriously doubt the son has stopped harming animals in that manner either unless he's gotten some serious professional help.
If the story is real he needs a Bullet not help.
I was expecting a story about someone who lied about their dog getting cancer to get karma didn't expect that.
"I'm sorry, you're gonna have to put him down, and then find a good therapist for the dog"
Lmao Reddit is pretty great sometimes
Reddit is a heavily censored hive mind hell hole
Moral of the story: ALWAYS TELL YOUR PARTNER EVERYTHING
“No pun achieved” was the best line from this video
I remember reading this and one of the comments said to give the hairbrush "the old sniff test" lmao
F for the Colbster.
That being said, I sincerely hope nobody sits around and writes this kinda shit for Plebbit lmao.
Can't imagine how bad the boy's fingers must've smelled.
I have to put down my chocolate now 😐
You made me shrivel up like Spongebob without water
Even if this story was fake (cause sadly, there have been people irl to do such awful acts), I'll never understand why anybody would want to finger an animal's butthole. An animal's butthole isn't the cleanest of buttholes (obviously). What if you get poop stuck under your nails? What if the animal has parasites? Just.... Ugh. So, so gross.
That was your take away?
@@GardenfRedRoses777 zoophiles
The wife pulling the uno reverse card on the husband was a real smooth brain moment.
Judging by the term "THAT Reddit dog story", having never heard about anything about this, this worries me.
1:09 in, I have made a mistake
"If you need me, I'll be in my lab." sorry
Oh my fucking god
dad: "are you winning son?"
son: * kills his own dad *
colby - the ultimate goodboy. he was too good and that’s how this situation happened 😔
2Good2Boi
It sounds pretty out there but I believe this could really be a true story.
Well, I generally tend to think considering how many people have existed even if this isn't true something similar has happened at some point somewhere. For example, I may not believe someone's story about fucking a monkey, but I'm pretty certain at some point someone probably has lol.
I don't believe it. There's added details and flair that makes it sound like he's the narrator in a Chuck Palahniuk fanfiction. "I think I hear dubstep coming down from my son's room. I'm too old to even want to know." "Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like if my son never stuck a hairbrush up our dog's behind, life leads us on such strange paths". Yeah I'm paraphrasing, who cares at this point. I'm too jaded to even want to know what he really said.
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐□-□ (⌐□_□)
My Justin video got interrupted by a Justin ad. That’s like....too much Justin
Do i think this person on reddit is legit? No
But has someone did that to a dog? Yes
King David sounds like the way a dude on the older side would type, and considering he barely posted on his account, I’ll make this story be cannon in my world dammit
The wife is way unreasonable, shouldn’t the sons search history make it an open and shut case for her? Seems like major denial to me
I imagine the boy got wise 2 months after his dad saw the history and started using incognito or deleting it. However, I totally agree the wife was unreasonable.
I doubt that guy did not erase all his history after he got caught the first time if he is smart enough to manipulate the people all around him.
I would say that any sensible person would come to the conclusion that the wife was demented. The fact you even have to ask the question disturbs me.
@@TheFatController. perhaps I am a little disturbed 🤪 not the kid in this story disturbed though
@@--.._ Truly? I mean, as a parent or mother, I wouldn't want to believe the thing I've been nursing and raising all my life turning out to be a puppy fister, I mean I'd be in denial too and I'm sure plenty of other people could agree with that sentiment.
"concerneddad1965" really?
this is literally the most obvious reddit bate ever
You’re telling me that’s not a username an (almost) boomer would make? I can see it.
@@TheSlipperyNUwUdle sorry this is such cap
this is literally something a freshman would come up with
It’s still interesting. Perhaps OP knows from experience?
LMAO imagine asking redditors how to deal with real life issues. They go on Reddit for a reason
Bro reddit isnt real life. There are literal communists on there.
I don’t think you’ve heard of the jasoninhell story
People do tend to use the internet to get advice for their real life issues like jasoninhell ( seriously that story made me cry and reddit stories usually don't ).
BezddDakota it was so depressing omg, I really do hope he’s doing okay
@@fofogigishosho according to his post on reddit from 2018, he claims to be better than he was but still, it's the worst thing to go through.
Man I love Whang as a person who joined this type of internet culture after 2015
I just binged nearly your whole channel and can only dread my UA-cam recommendations tomorrow
Wow that he really screwed the pooch on that one.
booooo
I hate you
I had a sneaking suspicion where this was going but really hoped it wouldn’t, that poor pupper :(
Are you new to the internet?
>believing reddit posts
okay, dude.
Apples and Oranges Not particularly, thus my sneaking suspicion, just helplessly optimistic
That story sound like the fakest story ever tbh
@@magusperde365 It's reddit, but I wouldn't discount it because of that. Read about Violentacrez, that really tells what was going on in reddit around that era. Also read about Ellen Pao's reform of reddit and you'll see modern reddit. Old reddit was cool yet scary. So anything could be true, it's up to you to see which is not
I'm very proud of Colby for standing up for himself 😊
I'm leaning towards this not being real, but the fact that someone could have made this up still makes me want to yartz.
This is a lifelong criminal and he's just getting started
Why? Writing fake reddit post is not a crime
@YoStefan its not the scenario that makes it fake imo. Its how it was presented. Everything is plausible yes but its just... its writen like creative writing
@@magusperde365 some of it might be dramatized, but this is pretty believable
@@magusperde365 the son is the criminal guy not the dad
@@greenhousestudios7703 If it's fictional, there's no son.
The fact that this dude's first reaction to everything is to go to reddit makes it sound fake as shit but who knows people will dump their dirty laundry for clout.
F for Colby. I'm always a little skeptical when someone's first idea is "I know, I'll ask reddit what to do!"
RIP Colby, what a brave brave soul
Colby biting the son to protect himself
was such a cherry on top of the story👌😌
It's a shame he didn't castrate the little shit.
Whang: *talking about beastiality "answers"*
Little screens in the back: HOT HOT
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT
It's spelled "bestiality", not "beastiality". If you need an easy way to keep it straight, just remember that BESTiality is BEST.
I wonder what kind of screens those are, and if they’re just regular screens, then what he has playing on them.
@@Unkle_Genny Divoom Pixoo.
@@goooch oh cool. I just assumed they were little green screens.
lol wtf why didn't he just take his wife to talk to the therapist he was having his son meet with?
therapist could've corroborated the dad's story
Patient confidentiallity
@@Frosty_CH Children don't have a right to confidentiality from their parents. And in such a case where the parents are facing divorce over a misunderstanding, the therapist certainly would want to clear it up.
Who knows if the son would have actually admitted it to the therapist. Even so, what their patients tell them is supposed to be confidential.
Bingo. or even the Vet couldve said like there's evidence of an object but not with the diameter of an adult dad chode
@@cryosen Not to a minors parents.
Whang, I have no idea why the UA-cam algo started feeding me your channel, but I'm glad it did.
This story feels like a Disney movie-and I mean an 90s or 2000s movie.
What disney movies have you been watching where someone molests a dog
What Disney movie is remotely close to this? If this was a movie, it would either be a PG-13 or R rated drama or dark comedy.
@@mattwolf7698 Right. This would be a quirky, awkward indie dramedy along the lines of Spank the Monkey or Happiness.
I don't think they'd ever make a movie about dog sodomy, but definitely something with themes like dog distress, horny/violent teen boys, psychotherapy, and spousal conflict.
Dog: *scratches ear*
Boy: *deep breathing* oh yeah....yeah do that
Us: this is unpleasant
as soon as you said "the domino that would send things tumbling down" i got an ad for dominos pizza. thanks, youtube.
I love how his full name is Subway Jared, you have to say the whole thing.
Man: I think my kid is sodmizing my dog. I have solid profs of that.
Wife: I think YOU are the one that did it
*Husband was not the imposter*
*(1) imposter left*
I WAS THERE
WHEN THIS WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT! ( no one cares I know)
RIP Colby, and right on for the Dad IF this is true. It does sound like some /r/ThatHappened material... but it also sounds real.
Gee I've looked all over but I can't find who asked jk
Great tale, Justin! I swear, if this pandemic ever ends and you and your band ever come to New Orleans to play, the first round is on me.
I'm a bit on the older side (45) but you tend to capture a lot of internet history that falls in my glory days... would love to hear your take on the Stile Project. Cheers to ya and stay safe man.
“Two and a half kids”.
I’m sure that makes sense in some way, but that was hilarious.
Edit: After reading your comments, I realize how silly my original comment was! hahaha
hazycora baby on the way?
His wife is pregnant Jesus Christ lolol
I think it means ones a baby or the wife’s preggo idk
Two and a half kids is the average amount of children in American families
66 likes, 6 comments. I had to fix your cursed comment
that wondershare ad tho '
deadpan expression 'my hand is on fire and it really hurts, i am in indescribable agony, please help me''
i laughed so hard coffee nearly came out my nose.
Whang, you have the perfect voice for doing audiobooks. Get on it.
Of course the main part Redditors questioned was the wife acting irrationally, lmao.
Women? Emotional? That's sexist.
Fedora tipping intensifies
t h e w i f e
Damn bro, are you implying that some women out there have poor judgement or aren’t good people??
Sexist, downvoted to oblivion 😭
This entire comment chain is an example of why reddit is shit.
If this is real this is unironically the saddest shit I've ever heard
I miss 15 minutes ago when I didn’t know that this was a thing
This story reminded me of something similar that happened involving a guy who graduated from my high school. He recorded himself violating his and his girlfriend's dog. Now as a result, he can't be around or own animals. Which also means his kids can't have any pets. As for his girlfriend, she's now his wife and mother to his kids
Oh dear
But he's allowed to have kids? Isn't dog raping a big red flag? I feel like that's a red flag.
@@wareforcoin5780 yup. "Fall Apple Red", in fact.
@@wareforcoin5780
They have 3 of them to be exact. They were together for some time before he did what he did. She stayed w/ him knowing he did that. Idk why. I wouldn't stay w/ somebody if I knew they did that or were into that
Dad should have taken action as soon as he found out. TBH, the dad's lack of action is to blame for his family falling to pieces.
I blame it on the son in the first place, but yeah, he should have probably told wife and showed the son's history - instead of giving the biy plenty of time to erase it all - and probable sought after help for him.
But this particular story is probably fake, and people being rational doesnt make for interesting anecdotes, does it?
Dude asked Reddit for help; he’s was already a lost cause
No mention of the son first? Glad you're not a judge
All the downvotes are from the Zoophiles who are feeling persecuted XD
Sir, please no dont XD here.
Don't tell me we're witnessing the dawn of the AAP movement...
@@Deoxys911 What does AAP stand for?
@@GardenfRedRoses777 AAP is a reference to the MAP group, who got Snapchat to add a "love has no age" filter to their app before they were forced to remove it because of backlash.
If AAP and MAP are related, then I'll guess that AAP stands for "animal attracted person"
"sticks a finger and a hairbrush" yeah dude i believe you
What kind of horrible marriage is it if your significant other believes you would do sexual things to your dog and NOT your pubescent teenage son, and just leaves you on the first conflict you have in your marriage. Wow.
Glad my SO isn't like that. Man, I love her so much. I'm such a lucky guy.
A lot of parents can't take the idea that their children would do something horrible. Especially mothers.
Protective instincts just kick in and rational thinking goes out the window. I've read stories where sons commit crimes and the mother takes the blame herself even though she obviously didn't do it.
Damn Whang, you lookin hot internet history daddy.
He always looks hot.
British cigarette shit
@ you mean gay? Yes. It is. Objectively. When straight people compliment each other I don't comment saying "breeder shit".
Hey Whang! You're cool man.
@DavidKingBoo umm... No?
DavidKingBoo the woosh is strong
yo i am cool dude man
@@JustinWhangYt Yes.
yee *you’re
Oh god, I've been waiting for this with equal parts dread and anticipation. Let's go!
Wait is that earthbound music in the background
Usually is. Its the reason he got my sub after my first vid of his lol.
He's also put music from Zombies Ate My Neighbors, miscellaneous Final Fantasy and Mega Man games, and games composed by Tim Follin
1:25 song name? Please
New to this channel?
@@ikkiverse it's from River City Ransom
For some reason, I misread the title as Kony 2012
It's been 8 years we gotta catch him
"...you're not prepared for what the vet has to say. It's so shocking..."
Holy shit I was definitely not prepared for that
Concerned dad-"Love your dogs"
Joker- "Poor choice of words, mwhahahahah"
Hey Wang ! Quick suggestion : Ted The Caver ! Old but gold
Keep up the good work
That's a real old one, not sure Whang does creepypastas though
“It’s okay son, I’m relieved now! I’m so glad you didn’t have sec with the pooch, feel free to shove your fingers and whatever household items you like up there though! Phew what a relief!”
you should have called this episode TAILS from the internet.