Marik: I never seen any frickin porn that involved weapons Bakura: Maybe you just not been reading the right stuff Marik: Silly Bakura you can't have sex with a Tyre iron, can you Bakura: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Marik: Oh and again with the laughing at me
Oh, definitely. When Melvin gets to the party, someone's going to get a hug, and then someone's going to need expensive cancer treatments because of said hug. Not to mention the therapy bills.
"Sorry, that's off limits." "That's what your wife said when you came home reeking of alcohol for the fifth night in a row. And she was talking about the bed." This still kills me after all this time 😂
Marik: Hey, Bakura. Remember that time we got drunk together, and we both went to the tattoo parlor in Vegas, and like, we both got tattoos on our bums? Bakura: Don't remind me. Marik: Oh I'm reminding you right now. Because we got tattoos on our bums! Mine says thief and yours says shipping. And when we put our bums together it says...thiefshipping! I thought Marik didn't like to touch butts with his butt. Make up your mind Marik!
When you mentioned the "thief" and "shipping" tattoos, I was so sure Marik was going to say: "And when you put them together, they spell...... SHIPPINGTHIEF."
3:05-3:22 is so funny! Marik: How am I listening to the sound of your voice through the palm of my hand? ^-^ Also, I wonder if Bakura will ever let Marik in on his violent fantasies.
The very beginning of this video was enough to make me almost suffocate from laughter because I had just watched episode 7.5 right before watching this!
when melvin goes WAKA WAKA i completely lose it! love this series and the rest of your work, i have to say u brought me back to YGO and all anime and i want to personally thank u for that, it saved what little sanity i have left from my final exams! thanks!
I have an exam today and I was super nervous until I saw this in my subscriptions feed. Now, I'm calm and collected and ready having taken my mind off it for 15 minutes. Thank you so much Marik!
I liked the reference to Marik Orders a Kedaaah. XD These just keep getting better and better. I love how Bakura decided to GTFO when Melvin took over.
I love marik, he's so funny. Can't believe his bum and bakuras say thiefshipping. So hilarious!!! More parts please. Please with suger, candy, ab-toning kits and children's trading cards that adults use on top!! :D
Marik: "ANYWAY, WHERE THE HELL AM I!?" Yami Bakura/Florence: "YOU'RE IN THE PAWN SHOP, MARIK!!!" Marik: "THE P#&@ SHOP!? THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!" Me: "That just made my day...XD"
I just had a really rough AP spanish exam. I come home in a terrible mood. I check my subscriptions for anything to lift my spirits. "Marik Plays Bloodlines Part 8" Boom. Bad mood gone.
"We have twice as many people as we usually do." Two actual patients? Slow friggin' day and you know you still would have to wait at least an hour to get in.
Marik: I never seen any frickin porn that involved weapons
Bakura: Maybe you just not been reading the right stuff
Marik: Silly Bakura you can't have sex with a Tyre iron, can you
Bakura: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Marik: Oh and again with the laughing at me
well that this so cool
wait nvm hamph
Woman: Nobody told me to expect any technicians.
Marik: NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH TECHNICIAN!!!!! (pause) Wait, what?
Spewed my soda laughing.
Bakura was smart, when Melvin comes, he leaves
Oh, definitely. When Melvin gets to the party, someone's going to get a hug, and then someone's going to need expensive cancer treatments because of said hug. Not to mention the therapy bills.
"Try not to orgasm too much. It might exacerbate the wound."
-Marik Ishtar, 2012
Congrats if you are watching this with your family; it means they survived 7.5. Good work.
Unfortunately it's been taken down...
R.I.P
Malik Noooooooooooooo!!!!!
You know, it's only after watching Part 7.5 that Marik's remarks at the opening of the video make sense, lol. Not just a YGOAS reference.
There's a part 7.5?
Oh my fucking Ra... Theifshipping...
Marik should play Pokemon XD
omfg i'm playing that game right now O_ O
"Sorry, that's off limits."
"That's what your wife said when you came home reeking of alcohol for the fifth night in a row. And she was talking about the bed."
This still kills me after all this time 😂
I like how you made Bakura say paw like porn, my gRandpa is british and he pronounces it like that too
Marik: Hey, Bakura. Remember that time we got drunk together, and we both went to the tattoo parlor in Vegas, and like, we both got tattoos on our bums?
Bakura: Don't remind me.
Marik: Oh I'm reminding you right now. Because we got tattoos on our bums! Mine says thief and yours says shipping. And when we put our bums together it says...thiefshipping!
I thought Marik didn't like to touch butts with his butt. Make up your mind Marik!
LK, I really like that you have Bakura in there for interjections. It really livens things up, makes it a little more 'real'.
Melvin can I have a hug?
"Foolish fool! The shops can not save your from my - Oh, hey, a video game!"
Awww, poor Bakura, meeting his lover's dark side..
LK, thank you so much. Seeing this made my day so much better. I can not thank you enough.
... how DO you get your abs that toned?
I mean honestly, you could grate cheese with that six pack!
The smell lingers kinda fierce
Maybe he's born with it. MAYBE ITS MAYBELENE! XD
Marik you need to play outlast or five nights at Freddy's or you should play silent hill!
I just love how terrified Bakura is of Melvin
When you mentioned the "thief" and "shipping" tattoos, I was so sure Marik was going to say: "And when you put them together, they spell...... SHIPPINGTHIEF."
0:14
I was just quoting that fake show....creepy...0_o
That Kurt Cobain reference!
3:05-3:22 is so funny! Marik: How am I listening to the sound of your voice through the palm of my hand? ^-^
Also, I wonder if Bakura will ever let Marik in on his violent fantasies.
The very beginning of this video was enough to make me almost suffocate from laughter because I had just watched episode 7.5 right before watching this!
i searched up homoerotiquette...
This is the best video game playthrough I have ever seen! Please finish!! :)
when melvin goes WAKA WAKA i completely lose it! love this series and the rest of your work, i have to say u brought me back to YGO and all anime and i want to personally thank u for that, it saved what little sanity i have left from my final exams!
thanks!
I have an exam today and I was super nervous until I saw this in my subscriptions feed.
Now, I'm calm and collected and ready having taken my mind off it for 15 minutes.
Thank you so much Marik!
I love this! It's littlerally the funniest (and my favorite) series of all time on youtube!! :D
"To think once upon a time I was a lonely little boy living in a tomb... and now i'm gonna be a bridesmaid!"
OH MY FRIGGING RA!!!! This was bloody hilarious!!! Thank you looking forward to the next part!
omg I just came back from work with a crappy mood, but now I can't stop laughing. thanks, seriously, you made my day.
5:35 Nobody told me to expect any technicians.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH TECHNICIAN!
am i the only one who watches these videos over and over??? like, it somehow never stops being funny???? wow
I liked the reference to Marik Orders a Kedaaah. XD These just keep getting better and better. I love how Bakura decided to GTFO when Melvin took over.
I I started crying and laughing hysterically when I heard Melvin's voice...
And that's what makes it so brilliant.
good to have you back, marik, bakora and melvin!!
Now I'm picturing Marik in a bridesmaid dress and cheerleader outfit! *-*
this video just made my day xD been waiting for this for ages :3
this REALLY is the best thing ever!
"I like playing Pac-Man in real life when I DEVOUR PEOPLES CORPSES. I'm actual cannibal Melvin Ishtar. Waka waka waka~"
I DIED. XD
I don't even know how many times Melvin's little monologue crosses the line, but it's more than enough to make me laugh.
I LOVE THESE!!! You should make more of these, marik plays a video game....
LittleKuriboh, he makes us wait longer than the other abridgers but he always makes it so worth it
omg so happy you made this
my fav walkthrough ever :3
i love Marik!
This is actually one of the funniest things I've come across ever, even the UA-cam channel name makes me laugh xD
Thank you for the new upload! I hope Marik goes back to normal next video
that vampire doll reference makes me happy every time
love it. marik and melvin are epic
Loved the ending. I hope you do a Bloodlines highlight video. That ending should definitely be in it.
The arrival of Yami Marik made my day.
Marik: "It's like Inception!"
Me: "Aww, I wish he'd done the Inception noise in Marik's voice..."
Marik: "BWAAAAAAAAM"
Me: "LOL"
About damn time. Thanks, LK! You just made my morning...at 3 AM. :D
WOW! All of a sudden, Melvin sounds incredibly scary. He should talk in that voice more often.
oh great, now he's gonna give everybody hugs.
Okay, the end scared the crap out of me even though I knew it was going to happen.
I can hardly imagine that because it's be SO AWESOME! What a great idea! XD
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH TECHNICIAN!
Great wordplay, Marik.
14 minutes of pure awesome.
"Holy frigg! The phone just levitated from my hand!! I am friggin Jedi!!!!" *I then proceeded to choke on my coca cola*
PLZ MAKE MORE ITS THE ONLY THING THATS ENTERTAINING!
LOL I totally called Melvin showing up in the episode!!! xD
And the way Bakura sounded when Melvin showed up was HILARIOUS!! XD
i lost it when you went all Yami Marik XD
LK.... you are AWESOME. Ep55 and a new bloodlines episode uploaded in a month.
BEST LET'S PLAY OF THE MILLENIUM.
I just realized I'll never be able to view Marik as serious character ever again.
OWMEEEGOOOD part 8!
I love marik, he's so funny. Can't believe his bum and bakuras say thiefshipping. So hilarious!!! More parts please. Please with suger, candy, ab-toning kits and children's trading cards that adults use on top!! :D
"Frig" has become a common word in my daily vocabulary.
So...it took eight episodes...but he finally makes his appearence...
I don't know how but he made wakes wakes sound threatening
That was pretty awesome.
Please do another one :O I've been dying waiting for the 9th one lol
Marik: "ANYWAY, WHERE THE HELL AM I!?"
Yami Bakura/Florence: "YOU'RE IN THE PAWN SHOP, MARIK!!!"
Marik: "THE P#&@ SHOP!? THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!"
Me: "That just made my day...XD"
Please make the next part soon Marik! It's awsome.
I saw new videos from my subscriptions "Marik Plays Bloodlines-Part8" And I fucking screamed with excitement.(x
The dizzying number of Monty Python references in littlekuriboh's videos makes me want to frolic in a field of flowers...
I missed you so much! xD
I just had a really rough AP spanish exam. I come home in a terrible mood. I check my subscriptions for anything to lift my spirits. "Marik Plays Bloodlines Part 8" Boom. Bad mood gone.
LK's going hame with these videos
though I must say...that was the scariest waka waka waka ever
MUST HAVE MOAR!!!!! COME BACK, LK!
Best. Let's play. Ever. x'D
That would be legendary.
Instead of the heartbeat/bassy drum beat, that plays when slenderman's around, it can be him saying "Hey Guuuyyyss"
Bakura's laugh gets me every friggin' time.
the tarzan stole his door opening skills
I can't wait for part 9! :D
That's one hell of a hissy fit.
I'm on a computer watching a man playing a game on a computer in which the character uses the computer. WE'RE IN TOO DEEP!
Haha I live these please please make more of these with more of both of them def Bakura tho. 3
Oh my god....I can't stop laughing.... damn Marik you and your funny sayings.... xD
lol Bakura's laugh gets me every time!
So... LK is voicing his Abridged Characters... playing a video game. Fiction inside fiction? WIN.
Well, now I'm a thiefshipper. Thanks a lot, Marik.
OMG I was totally not expecting Melvin to show up!!!!
i like how bakura is in the background like they share an apartment or something
Marik said "Mustn't get angry!" My mind filled in "You won't like me when I'm angry."
"We have twice as many people as we usually do."
Two actual patients? Slow friggin' day and you know you still would have to wait at least an hour to get in.
"How am i listening to the sound of your voice through the palm of my hand?" LMFAO