When Tanks Evolve Into Impossible Shapes

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  • Опубліковано 11 бер 2023
  • Tanks have always needed to be improved, and I'm happy to take that job.
    Multiple barrels, more dynamic shapes, you have to account for anything in war and I do just that.
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    Game: Sprocket - store.steampowered.com/app/16...
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  • @onedavewreckingcrew
    @onedavewreckingcrew Рік тому +1314

    the kind of recoil that can lift a tank 3 feet off the ground is the kind of recoil that makes gunners scream and run for the hills

  • @TheRalviisch
    @TheRalviisch Рік тому +675

    For most of the video, only one of the cannons in the array was firing. In the crew menu DF would have to assign all of the cannons to be fired by the same gunner in order to shoot them all as a single salvo. When his shots seems to be "losing effectiveness" as he added more, it was because his single usable cannon was missing.

    • @duncanchin
      @duncanchin Рік тому +67

      Hahaha so the cannons where just for intimidation

    • @Mr.Brothybear
      @Mr.Brothybear Рік тому +14

      do you know why the barrels were sagging?

    • @Paper_council
      @Paper_council Рік тому +22

      @@Mr.Brothybear weight

    • @TheRalviisch
      @TheRalviisch Рік тому +20

      @@Mr.Brothybear I think the one cannon in the middle was the only one freely moving up and down because it was the only one being controlled. The rest were staying at their default position, only shifting when the turret or the tank itself moved.

    • @TheRalviisch
      @TheRalviisch Рік тому +29

      In case DF sees this and wants to make another video here's a few easy tips:
      If all the cannons are correctly assigned to a single gunner then the game will only ask you to place 1 gunner sight. Place it on top of the turret at the very front, hanging off the edge, for a less obstructed scope view.
      Reload speed is affected by crew with the Loader job assigned to the cannons. For a faster fire rate you can assign multiple loaders to a single gun.
      The guns have bullet drop. Some of the "dud" shots were aimed too low to hit the distant target. You can raise the ammo's Propellant Length right below the Caliber setting. More gunpowder propellant = faster shots = less drop and more penetration.
      When placing ammo in the tank the Capacity number on the side is how many bullets are being placed. You can raise that number to place more bullets simultaneously instead of manually having to relocate every pair. AP can also be switched to APHE for more explosion.

  • @B2.Benedajenzo
    @B2.Benedajenzo Рік тому +294

    Dang i still remember whenever you laugh was an inside joke worthy of being called out on, now you are laughing more openly. Love your growth man

    • @coeplis24
      @coeplis24 Рік тому +28

      look how sassy passive aggresive this Stardew Valley inhabitans grow into now. love him more

    • @CestMagnify
      @CestMagnify Рік тому +18

      His happiness is infectious, very nice to hear him laugh so often, you're right!

    • @Bioniclema90
      @Bioniclema90 Рік тому +5

      The first time I remember him laughing was during a spore video!

  • @maxpuigpowell8630
    @maxpuigpowell8630 Рік тому +91

    I watched someone really try to make a good tank that couldn’t even move and somehow DF is the one that makes a tank with 20 guns effective

    • @josko8689
      @josko8689 Рік тому +6

      There's a cheat menu that lets you use more modern engines and transmissions, the WWI section is stupid hard to design tanks for

  • @CurebuntyC7
    @CurebuntyC7 Рік тому +67

    The fact that he did not know what he was doing and the tank still performed flawless is hillarious, also the first boxy tank made my burst out of laughter when firing xD

  • @fuzz992
    @fuzz992 Рік тому +13

    DF went through a full real tank evolution. He started with German designed Maus concept. Graduated to French light tanks. Then he started to explore the concept of reactive armor.

  • @Nah-dl8jm
    @Nah-dl8jm Рік тому +4

    “They can even fire their gun” I love the idea that DF is so impressed by the main function of a tank

  • @dadoggo1337
    @dadoggo1337 Рік тому +35

    do it with snub nosed tanks, it may make you do flips due to less weight at the front, or it will just send you flying, either way, its fun (and explosive)

  • @diamondoreguy
    @diamondoreguy Рік тому +146

    When I see DF in a tank, I know he is going to end humanity

  • @Bamboo_bazooka
    @Bamboo_bazooka Рік тому +68

    less than a minute in and i’m pretty sure DF just designed the maus without knowing it

  • @thediamondrellik
    @thediamondrellik Рік тому +19

    DF would 100% be the mad weapon scientist during war. He'd be the one to push the boundaries of stupidity and awesome at the same time 😆 🤣

  • @1990lietuva
    @1990lietuva Рік тому +7

    Japanese O-I looks like something DF would design :D Big armored beast with crazy cannon without any care about anything else

  • @natanmoses674
    @natanmoses674 Рік тому +7

    I like how he just went straight to the Dalek shape

  • @Resetium
    @Resetium Рік тому +1

    Congratulations DF, for the first half of the video you had what is basically a Tank Destroyer, a lightly armored vehicle with a _massive_ gun for, you guessed it, killing tanks. In terms of shooter games, Tank Destroyers, indeed, tend to be the equivalent of a sniper class, being weak, not very fast, but being able to usually kill enemies in one hit. The only thing stronger in sheer force would be an Artillery tank, which is notorious for sitting at the back end of the map and clicking on targets several kilometers out, to the point that the gun itself has to angle up (this being the signature of an artillery tank). They're also notorious for causing _insane_ area denial, artillery being one of the key causes of the hellish stalemate of World War 1.

  • @jekebe4858
    @jekebe4858 Рік тому +3

    Why does it not surprise me that DF + tank building = Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor spinoff material.
    More Power! Au! Au! Au!

  • @DagoDuck
    @DagoDuck Рік тому +2

    13:44 The comedic timing of this is just perfect.

  • @TheSourLemoner
    @TheSourLemoner Рік тому +10

    I would love to see more of this game. This is great!

  • @Pumciusz
    @Pumciusz Рік тому +16

    Before you put million barrels on it, the tank looked a bit like an M6A2E1 and then AMX 50. After that there's only M50 that sort of fits.

  • @disgustingapple5216
    @disgustingapple5216 Рік тому +3

    I genuinely didn't expect DF to play sprocket but it's something I'd definitely like

  • @mrmeme69420
    @mrmeme69420 Рік тому +1

    US ARMY: "DangerouslyFunny we need to have a talk."
    DangerouslyFunny: "This is gonna beeeee... FUN..."

  • @bsnook981
    @bsnook981 Рік тому +6

    I'm just imagining how much time this took him lengthening each segment when he could have lengthened the whole barrel using the propellant setting.

  • @dantepants7454
    @dantepants7454 4 місяці тому

    DF laughing is the most wholesome thing ive seen today

  • @unexpectedgouf5225
    @unexpectedgouf5225 Рік тому +1

    The fact it works is a milestone. Keep going and make more absurd tanks.

  • @LeonMcLeon
    @LeonMcLeon Рік тому

    6:26 It’s so funny when you can’t contain your laughter but keep talking anyways! 😂

  • @Jazkal-V420
    @Jazkal-V420 Рік тому +1

    DF+sandbox game= EXTREME stuff.

  • @CarJul666
    @CarJul666 Рік тому +3

    When in doubt, add more canons. 😂😂 Cool looking tank. A monstrosity as usual when DF is in charge.

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 Рік тому +5

    Hi DF. It's always interesting to see how DF will push the limits of a video game.

  • @iamverynubby8866
    @iamverynubby8866 9 місяців тому

    Bro really took the saying “the best defense is the best offense” to the next level

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial Рік тому +1

    5:19 "Didn't I do it for you" 🐶

  • @blackrainbow4898
    @blackrainbow4898 Рік тому +1

    You should see my 250 tons beast, the "Panzerfresser 250T", this thing has the thickest armor possible and is almost invincible, the recoils from his one and only cannon makes it go backward 1t 15km/h, the cannon is so strong that it can love this beast, oh, also, it goes at 35 km/h, pretty fast for a 250 tons
    beast.

  • @jammonkey6249
    @jammonkey6249 Рік тому +2

    Don't we all love having 320 barrels shared among 16 tanks, cause I loved seeing it

    • @Richard-xu7kz
      @Richard-xu7kz Рік тому

      The tanks came with the barrels

    • @kalibuskristof2174
      @kalibuskristof2174 Рік тому

      Ahhh yes, the t35, a lovely vehicle until you get in one. 1 76mm with a coaxial lmg, 2 45mms with coaxial machine guns(sometimes has a coaxial) on individual turrets, and 2 machine gun turrets.

  • @Jake-qz5uf
    @Jake-qz5uf Рік тому +1

    Love this, more tanks, more destruction!!

  • @Patrick_Cody02
    @Patrick_Cody02 Рік тому

    The U.S Military should hire DF for such absurd tank designs

  • @Somerandomperson42132
    @Somerandomperson42132 Рік тому +2

    i love how DF actually made the E-100 or Maus and didn't even know

  • @TheThirdTwin
    @TheThirdTwin Рік тому +1

    Great to see more people playing sprocket.

  • @whither1098
    @whither1098 Рік тому +5

    This is fantastic DF, we need more sprocket!!!

  • @cococanbokoban3443
    @cococanbokoban3443 Рік тому +2

    “Go my beautiful idiots, go. Don’t stop now.” - DF 2023

  • @ruskismerf3131
    @ruskismerf3131 Рік тому +1

    the game is "sprocket" for anyone wondering

  • @tommygunner5255
    @tommygunner5255 Рік тому

    Yes sprocket I love this game and recreating WW2 tanks.

  • @axehead45
    @axehead45 4 місяці тому

    DF giggling is adorable

  • @bcbrent
    @bcbrent 2 місяці тому

    Whenever this man makes a tank, I feel the need to make a good and working tank, at least... better then whatever this guy makes :)

  • @michalsniadala1667
    @michalsniadala1667 11 місяців тому

    as a tank fan this is the next step in crazy tank design

  • @buildermonkey2229
    @buildermonkey2229 Рік тому +1

    The sniper-shotgun hybrid in the form of a tank.

  • @sleepdeprivedpikachu7235
    @sleepdeprivedpikachu7235 Рік тому +1

    the world has no chance against DF and his brilliantly designed army of tanks. if they worked irl, which i doubt.

  • @Mr.Grim_Death_The_Reaper
    @Mr.Grim_Death_The_Reaper Рік тому

    Df’s motto: who the hell needs the navy when you outgun there battleships

  • @gnimaG_lledneW
    @gnimaG_lledneW Рік тому +1

    Tanks a lot for the new video!!!

  • @dotbot7577
    @dotbot7577 Рік тому +1

    DF in a tank is gonna destroy humanity

  • @BrotherDoodles
    @BrotherDoodles Рік тому +1

    The first tank variant worked better than most of mine.

  • @Hunoa44
    @Hunoa44 Рік тому +1

    Congratz DF,you invented a SHOTGUN tank :)

  • @matthewraabe
    @matthewraabe Рік тому

    You made me giggle three times, thank you!

  • @benleatherdale396
    @benleatherdale396 Рік тому +2

    the tank at 8:05 actually looks like a modern main battle tank with its low base and large gun

  • @lafox2833
    @lafox2833 Рік тому

    Never thought df would play sprocket.

  • @stylesrj
    @stylesrj Рік тому +1

    I'm guessing the workshop is full of Mammoth Tanks, Scorpions and Baneblades.
    And of course the strongest shape in engineering...

    • @nemou4985
      @nemou4985 Рік тому

      Apocalypse tank, obviously... BTW which game?

  • @KarimMekhnache
    @KarimMekhnache Рік тому +1

    Love your vids listening to your voice when you play games is so entertaining.

  • @hellogood7239
    @hellogood7239 Рік тому

    “The tank should prob be a sniper “ the size of that canon bro

  • @kristakohlhoff2670
    @kristakohlhoff2670 Рік тому +7

    You’re so over the top sometimes, I love it. 😂

  • @vivian3903
    @vivian3903 Рік тому

    The most economical engineer I ever seen do he's magic

  • @crazycase8058
    @crazycase8058 Рік тому

    Hi DF I have been binge watching your videos while on my 9 day vacation, and I have watched almost all of your videos and I’m only 4 days in. Then again my drives have been 8-13 hours long

  • @taras-cartoonsabouttanks5005

    I really enjoyed this video ^^ I'm looking forward to your next videos

  • @Archon_X
    @Archon_X Рік тому +1

    Was not expecting Sprocket on the channel

  • @Aconetodes
    @Aconetodes Рік тому +5

    Sometimes I think the internet is full of scripted stupidity... But my guy DF is a natural! Keep up the caos

  • @hubisvater8823
    @hubisvater8823 Рік тому

    Pls more of this game so much fun to watch

  • @pagoeagle_4198
    @pagoeagle_4198 Рік тому

    DF really made the wii tanks like we wouldn’t notice

  • @jeffreyh1778
    @jeffreyh1778 Рік тому +2

    you have me crying laughing with that box tank's recoil. omfg that cannon is a beast.

  • @toddfraser7009
    @toddfraser7009 Рік тому +4

    DF made a tank that actually functions?!

  • @abeda6852
    @abeda6852 Рік тому

    10:04 yeeeeesssss huge brains time 😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @berrynation4251
    @berrynation4251 Рік тому

    I sure do love this Men of War: Assault Squad 2 video

  • @alex-rosepogmore3751
    @alex-rosepogmore3751 Рік тому

    Found this absolutely hilarious and I don't know why :') ...p.s love DF's laugh

  • @kharabakking
    @kharabakking Рік тому +2

    The tank 70% cannon No one can stop you now.

  • @mike3787
    @mike3787 Рік тому

    I've never caught a video so early. Thank you DF for your awesome videos

  • @GaryHamad
    @GaryHamad Рік тому

    DF MAKING TANKS IN SPEOCKET HUZZAAH
    I HOPE TO SEE MORE TECHNICAL IMPROVEMENT FROM YOU MY GUY

  • @akila_melindeth
    @akila_melindeth Рік тому

    Df cultivating his inner LGIO

  • @FireDisrupter
    @FireDisrupter Рік тому +1

    Hi df how's your day going I hope a good one and I just love how every vid you do you make chaos and I love it.

  • @bcbrent
    @bcbrent 2 місяці тому

    Ahh, I love Sprocket

  • @gragon1113
    @gragon1113 Рік тому

    Enemy in this direction:
    Removing direction

  • @chrislastname9682
    @chrislastname9682 Рік тому

    Congratulations, you built the Iosef Stalin. Just think of the first Tiger crew that shit themselves when they came around a corner and saw a 122mm artillery piece staring at them.

  • @samuelju2
    @samuelju2 11 місяців тому

    There must be German blood flowing through DF's vein. He basically made a MAUS from the get go.

  • @ecrosenow5194
    @ecrosenow5194 Рік тому

    Everybody’s laughing till the Swiss Army knife turns into a tank and enters the battlefield fully capable of simultaneously fighting air based and enemies behind and Infront of it like a true monster all at the same time

  • @freeloder3369
    @freeloder3369 Рік тому +1

    the only person can stop DF is the lil DF and her lil smile will be enough to stope df

  • @JorneDeSmedt
    @JorneDeSmedt Рік тому

    You know what that tank needs?
    MORE DAKKA!

  • @IceBoltGamingIBG
    @IceBoltGamingIBG Рік тому +2

    This game reminds me a lot of TerraTech. I'd love to see you try that game out!

  • @TheRussianRee
    @TheRussianRee Рік тому

    Everyone: sees a tank with a lot of recoil
    Me: Helicopter helicopter

  • @racer927
    @racer927 Рік тому

    Somewhere, a tank enthusiast coyote is crying.

  • @lud3445
    @lud3445 Рік тому

    Ok, militaries, take notes... this is how you win a war!

  • @kaoplay1036
    @kaoplay1036 Рік тому

    *Tank idea:* make Leonardo da Vinci "tank". The weirdest thing in it is the fact, that it has multiple cannons around it.

  • @French-Ball
    @French-Ball Рік тому

    DF: more guns
    Meanwhile, in German tank design: write that down…. WRITE IT DOWN

  • @TDogOh9
    @TDogOh9 Рік тому

    I see the thumbnail and I am immediately hooked

  • @RagingOzo
    @RagingOzo Рік тому

    Wow Spore 2 certainly looks funs, I can't wait for the civilization update, so you can design little houses and outfits for all your little tank villagers.

  • @kidsa4305
    @kidsa4305 Рік тому

    I have watched this video so many times I love your vides

  • @axolotlgaming9144
    @axolotlgaming9144 Рік тому

    enemies: this the tank
    enemies: WHAT IS THAT
    the tank: fires
    enemies: HOLY SHIT NOPE *Runs away*

  • @OniZai
    @OniZai Рік тому +1

    His design philosophy is...Dangerously Funny

  • @somehungryguy4887
    @somehungryguy4887 Рік тому +1

    my favorite game + a chaotic youtuber like this = masterpiece

  • @boi6969
    @boi6969 Рік тому

    Video is funky lol
    Please make more on this game 🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @player_12354
      @player_12354 Рік тому +1

      do you know the name of this game by any chance

    • @boi6969
      @boi6969 Рік тому

      @@player_12354 I'm pretty sure it's Sprocket 👍

  • @smort9907
    @smort9907 Рік тому

    If you like games like these i recommend simple planes and simple rockets or Kerbal space program

  • @davidplahn5768
    @davidplahn5768 Рік тому

    "Yeah we'll make those good and thick"
    -DF

  • @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames
    @ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames Рік тому +1

    The fact that some barrels became bipods is to funny.

  • @powerlessburger
    @powerlessburger Рік тому

    These videos always make me laugh

  • @sonic_liam3169
    @sonic_liam3169 Рік тому

    not personally, but iirc ik the guy that made this!! Hes a single dev that took a year out (or dropped out, i cant remember) of university to work on the game because it got so popular, all i was told by the staff at the uni was "his bank account was very happy" 😂

  • @Isaac-ho8gh
    @Isaac-ho8gh 11 місяців тому

    I never knew you played Sprocket ever, fuck yeah xD

  • @Viirrvill
    @Viirrvill Рік тому

    DF designed what is basically a Warhammer 40K tank XD