How Speedrunners Broke My Hitman Contract Competition

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @ZomBro_BOSS
    @ZomBro_BOSS Місяць тому +685

    after 500 years, I can finally watch another Hitman speed run video, something I have no business being as interested in as I am as a casual player

    • @jamielockdown
      @jamielockdown Місяць тому +47

      I don't even own the game, it's just fire content

    • @Walleyedwosaik
      @Walleyedwosaik Місяць тому +3

      @@jamielockdownI used to but then it got removed from game pass 😭😭😭

    • @erdood3235
      @erdood3235 Місяць тому

      I'm never touching hitmen as they are too short for the price, but a lot of it's content is very interesting

    • @Walleyedwosaik
      @Walleyedwosaik Місяць тому +1

      @@erdood3235 no bro it has TONS of content. If your not cracked it will take over an hour for each mission on your first try and there is a ton of missions it has really interesting story and the best part is once you have finished it it has an endless mode of freelancer that I used to play ALL the time it's such a good game trust

    • @aceyy445
      @aceyy445 Місяць тому +4

      I’m headcannoning that you were alive 500 years ago and watched real hitmen speedrun killing people😂😂

  • @Brandon-ct8vo
    @Brandon-ct8vo Місяць тому +987

    youtube recommending me someone i have never heard of within a minute of their upload. crazy

  • @pikoha
    @pikoha Місяць тому +443

    Actually, I didn't use a sniper because you can't bring a briefcase at a disguise spawn and picking one up would've taken too much time. Also pistol snipes are cool

    • @Aspecticor
      @Aspecticor  Місяць тому +137

      yeah I realized this like right after i uploaded LOL

    • @primary2630
      @primary2630 Місяць тому

      nice run

  • @qpairsoft
    @qpairsoft Місяць тому +101

    "bro you seen that one hitman speedrun video" "uhh which one, green orange yellow or red?"

  • @1Iljo1
    @1Iljo1 Місяць тому +136

    HE'S BACK, after watching nearly all of the clips, it still feels great to see a produced video on the main channel, thanks a lot Aspect, you really made my day

  • @dogalolo
    @dogalolo Місяць тому +68

    As something of a console gamer myself, I absolutely adored that run by Camel! It makes me immensely proud to see such talent on a controller. Great video Aspecticor, and great runs from everyone involved!

    • @Gunfutaku
      @Gunfutaku Місяць тому

      I main pc. Have 100%’d hitman 3. All controller. Roller for life baby.

  • @hhhhhhhhhhb
    @hhhhhhhhhhb Місяць тому +139

    functional public transit in an american suburb really got me lol

  • @dathhh
    @dathhh Місяць тому +87

    "Promptly pounding pavement around this portion of the perimeter" holy alliteration

    • @Zebra_M
      @Zebra_M Місяць тому +3

      Poetic perfection!

    • @smart_lizard_3149
      @smart_lizard_3149 Місяць тому

      another alliteration lover? literally the best rhethorical figure.

  • @Dctctx
    @Dctctx Місяць тому +63

    He’s back for his annual upload

  • @Rivid_
    @Rivid_ Місяць тому +59

    35:30 when zeb spawned in as Ljudmila Vetrova I already knew this shit was gonna be cracked LMFAO

  • @cartwheel76
    @cartwheel76 Місяць тому +108

    That "Cartwheel" guy is messed up, went way too far. Makes me sick...

    • @colossaldonut5190
      @colossaldonut5190 Місяць тому +7

      I think Cartwheel went way too far.

    • @peequill
      @peequill Місяць тому +5

      absolutely despicable behavior. i wonder how he can live with himself. if only i could see him now...

    • @spykewyn8395
      @spykewyn8395 Місяць тому +4

      Well, don't go into the bathroom!

  • @frozenepsilon5295
    @frozenepsilon5295 Місяць тому +6

    The passive aggressive half dry delivery of every joke is so funny

  • @Dishwasher212
    @Dishwasher212 Місяць тому +36

    bro distracted me with subway surfers

  • @DaughterOfDrakes
    @DaughterOfDrakes Місяць тому +16

    "This mission will be difficult, as there are no fewer than 5 ta... why are you leaving? Wait, they're all dead!?"

  • @nuckchorris1396
    @nuckchorris1396 Місяць тому +3

    I love how i have never played hitman, or even watched any video about it, but i always watch this guys and atriocs hitman competitions bc they’re so interesting

  • @panterus2019
    @panterus2019 Місяць тому +4

    man, make more contracts competitions! they're so nice and watching the creativity of others is fantastic

  • @Linkario
    @Linkario Місяць тому +1

    As someone who has never played any Hitman title, but is always fascinated by your videos, thank you for showing the slower runs first so that I can actually grasp not only the challenge of such runs, but also WTF is even happening once you get to the later entries. What a wonderfully unique game and also such wonderful runs! Thanks to everyone who submitted for helping to create this awesome video!

  • @GrittyGame
    @GrittyGame Місяць тому +5

    The creativity and dedication of the Hitman player base is why it’s one of the best communities. Brilliant work as always Aspecticor, your videos never fail to entertain!

  • @STS-Dreamer
    @STS-Dreamer Місяць тому +1

    the “whats the deal with that distraction shot” bit got me lmao

  • @TheConnorUmsted
    @TheConnorUmsted Місяць тому +16

    1:24 I finally understand silent assassin! THANK YOU. I could never pay attention to the explanations

  • @Toimen
    @Toimen Місяць тому +9

    That intro almost made me emotional, what a masterpiece

  • @CH-wn4le
    @CH-wn4le Місяць тому +1

    Apparently the alliteration actually appears to be Aspecticor's amazing ambition of all words alliterating.

  • @hoodiegal
    @hoodiegal Місяць тому +1

    Incredible to see the skill and creativity of this community, this was a blast. I'm so impressed by how these people figure out these routes and how to execute them, super cool!

  • @MangoMassacreOG
    @MangoMassacreOG Місяць тому +5

    Ahhh thank God! I was wondering what the hell I was gonna watch while eating dinner! Love your content, love the Hitman vids!!!

  • @mrstealyurgirl2467
    @mrstealyurgirl2467 Місяць тому +1

    I've barely played Hitman, but have watched a ton of content on it and a lot of speedrunning of it. These UA-camr made challenges are some of my favorite videos and really highlight how good of a community there is in Hitman speedrunning

  • @tragedy7573
    @tragedy7573 Місяць тому +2

    1:20 why did i, at my big age, unironically lock in on the subway surfers and slime

  • @buddyboog6661
    @buddyboog6661 Місяць тому +11

    OH MY GOD A POST A POST I LITERALLY REWATCHED THE BIRDSUIT VIDEO A FEW DAYS AGO, MISSED U SM

  • @zenyattafgc
    @zenyattafgc Місяць тому +2

    0:31 Mapenzi kutoka Kenya 🇰🇪. Big A got me addicted to Hitman HORSE, then got busy. W edit. 🤝🏽

  • @birdmandan8035
    @birdmandan8035 Місяць тому +2

    This video is so well done. Please make as many of these as you can stand. I will like them all!

  • @PanMan47
    @PanMan47 Місяць тому +2

    Main channel upload! I was playing Hitman just now, my absolute favorite game franchise for 12 years now

  • @CalvinSmart-tq5hd
    @CalvinSmart-tq5hd Місяць тому +2

    21:22 bro imagine just taking a shit and the toilet fucking explodes

  • @meatsauce12
    @meatsauce12 Місяць тому +2

    I'm not sure why there's so much alliteration in this video but i'm here for it

  • @chandlermiller3944
    @chandlermiller3944 Місяць тому +4

    Please let this pop off so we can get more of this.

  • @youngrootv
    @youngrootv Місяць тому +1

    Wow this is truly a hit man!

  • @titanmax111
    @titanmax111 Місяць тому

    Been watching your and Atrioc's videos over the past few years and it got me into speedrunning this game. Y'all are doing God's work with these runs!

  • @arthurblue2216
    @arthurblue2216 Місяць тому

    aspecticor man i gotta hand it to you, your video production is incredible
    the thumbnails are unique, editing is incredible
    and your narration is always very engaging!
    i’ve experimented with some speedrunning myself thanks to you!
    👏 great work man, it’s always a joy when you pop up again

  • @primary2630
    @primary2630 Місяць тому +1

    20:19 nice watchmojo impression lmfao

  • @KevimationYT
    @KevimationYT Місяць тому +1

    Finally I can dedicate even more time to watching Hitman! Fantastic video! Keep it up.

  • @onteia
    @onteia Місяць тому +1

    he finally got out of his canadian bunker to drop another banger

  • @pikoha
    @pikoha Місяць тому +1

    god i love the bird puns during prop's run

  • @alertzaszas8402
    @alertzaszas8402 Місяць тому +1

    After a year bro said "yeah this is a good time to post"

  • @kalebanderson7483
    @kalebanderson7483 Місяць тому

    I always love how there’s random collisions on roofs that you aren’t supposed to be on.

  • @albinofroggy
    @albinofroggy Місяць тому +1

    He remembered his youtube password finally

  • @apatheticalchemist7032
    @apatheticalchemist7032 Місяць тому +1

    Wake up Hun, Aspecticor remembered his UA-cam password.

  • @hoodiegal
    @hoodiegal Місяць тому +1

    "That's right ladies, there's actually more than one of you here!" I feel so seen ♥

  • @baggmanwithaplan
    @baggmanwithaplan Місяць тому

    amazing work man! these videos are my favourite kinds of hitman content, keep it up!

  • @lawrencesmith6
    @lawrencesmith6 Місяць тому

    It's lovely to see a new video of this style from you.

  • @RollMeAFat1
    @RollMeAFat1 Місяць тому +1

    “So no sprinting around the map and shooting people in the head” LIES

  • @louuyt7112
    @louuyt7112 Місяць тому

    So glad you finished the video! Was great to watch

  • @pablovonpablo2590
    @pablovonpablo2590 Місяць тому

    Really cool and well presented. Thanks for doing this!

  • @JobiWanKenobi804
    @JobiWanKenobi804 Місяць тому +1

    So much HOME music i love it, also sorry about thinking the new vid being finished a bit.

  • @onteia
    @onteia Місяць тому +7

    14:48 that's what i woulda did

  • @Wishy.
    @Wishy. Місяць тому

    Its funny because as someone from
    Vermont the state where this mission located, we have the best public transportation in the entire country and brings you to anywhere you’d want in vermont. It was also free since covid till last year 😭😭 hitman only is like the only place where people outside of vermont knows it exists

  • @segmu4376
    @segmu4376 Місяць тому +1

    "But since this is an American suburb, they're used to gun violence."

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx Місяць тому

      That’s a city thing unfortunately

  • @mammothplains91
    @mammothplains91 Місяць тому +1

    Damn! A new Aspecticor Video only a few hours into my birthday, hell yeah!!

    • @noahmaas1670
      @noahmaas1670 Місяць тому

      Happy birthday, make it a good one!

    • @Grayson-tk5hn
      @Grayson-tk5hn Місяць тому

      happy birthday

    • @CH-wn4le
      @CH-wn4le Місяць тому

      Happy birthday! Hope it's a good one :)

  • @condogslocombe
    @condogslocombe Місяць тому +1

    40 seconds in, this guy should give a Ted Talk

  • @LJButton
    @LJButton Місяць тому

    Blackhawks, track, and a marathon in a minute within a gaming video, I’m won over

  • @meatypatte7125
    @meatypatte7125 Місяць тому

    Man your music taste is both very fitting and stuff I like

  • @ButterflyWitch159
    @ButterflyWitch159 Місяць тому +5

    Bro is laying into America so hard, and it's completely deserved. 🤣
    I love watching speed running content so much because of how unapologetically epic it manages to make everything feel and the amazing energy surrounding it. Always makes me smile.

  • @oltoz7003
    @oltoz7003 Місяць тому +3

    Bro glazed solder but isn't even subscribed 😭

  • @Finalisti
    @Finalisti Місяць тому

    Was just going to close the video but the subway surfers pulled me back in. Great work as always!

  • @Akuretaki_Nikolay
    @Akuretaki_Nikolay Місяць тому

    first time im seeing speedruns of hitman, really cool

  • @felipekiritschenko
    @felipekiritschenko Місяць тому

    NEW ASPECTICOR HITMAN SPEEDRUN DOCUMENTARY LESGOOOOOOOOO

  • @WizardCritter
    @WizardCritter 12 днів тому

    Love the video!
    Good runs everybody

  • @Aarchemist_
    @Aarchemist_ Місяць тому

    I was litwrally just rewatching your bird % run when this got uploaded! I am hyped!

  • @TheDeganator
    @TheDeganator Місяць тому +1

    Hell yeah more hitman

  • @MaximumPasta
    @MaximumPasta Місяць тому

    2:05 - Bird% in a bird costume is diabolical haha

  • @PsychicImpala
    @PsychicImpala Місяць тому +7

    woah…..

  • @FletcherCat
    @FletcherCat Місяць тому +4

    I looked up "mudshot" on urban dictionary. Apparently someone added the Hitman definition back in June lmao

    • @THENfsKid
      @THENfsKid Місяць тому +2

      Add another Hitman joke to that, the "Urben" dictionary

  • @alexis_313
    @alexis_313 Місяць тому

    Aspecticor has finally uploaded again let's gooooo

  • @Mediocre_Gaming1917
    @Mediocre_Gaming1917 Місяць тому

    I've really gotta give the speedrun a shot sometime, I've done a little Hitman: Blood Money and enjoyed the hell out of that

  • @skellybob5620
    @skellybob5620 Місяць тому

    It's a great day when Aspecticor uploads!

  • @SpringySpring04
    @SpringySpring04 Місяць тому

    4:51 "...utilize the most unrealistic part of this level, which is what appears to be a functional public transit system in an American suburb" 😂😂😂 This is so true

  • @tacticalwookiee7476
    @tacticalwookiee7476 Місяць тому

    Heeey he is back. I love chillen to your videos before i go to bed, either i add this to watch later or start day drinking

  • @sk4er0x42
    @sk4er0x42 Місяць тому

    yesss im so happy to hearing from you again

  • @slayincheetah2918
    @slayincheetah2918 Місяць тому

    hell yeah finally a new hitman video

  • @theaverage214
    @theaverage214 Місяць тому

    finally, an upload from aspecticor

  • @RikidikiNowYEET
    @RikidikiNowYEET Місяць тому

    I have never played this game. Been a big fan ever since i first saw his vids though. Great stuff

  • @Manik034
    @Manik034 Місяць тому

    Fantastic video as always :)

  • @chingon5047
    @chingon5047 Місяць тому +1

    Hitman speedrun jesus has finally returned🙏

  • @ironpainting1210
    @ironpainting1210 Місяць тому +1

    yessir
    the atrioc theft is fire

  • @khezoboi
    @khezoboi Місяць тому

    Camel's time being done on controller is mad respectable.

  • @Palaerio
    @Palaerio Місяць тому

    love the video. wish i had known about the competition though cause i wouldve tried some runs. Please do another one some day lol

  • @doktormozg
    @doktormozg Місяць тому

    And.. is that dad feels music in the background 🔥

  • @yoyorulz90
    @yoyorulz90 Місяць тому

    nailed that video essay voice

  • @thomasmaki4878
    @thomasmaki4878 Місяць тому

    Wicked vid aspect, earned the main account comment. I'll be back on gremlin later on

  • @kiraaaaaa
    @kiraaaaaa Місяць тому

    A NEW ASPEC BANGER WE ARE SO BACK

  • @princesslinkin7587
    @princesslinkin7587 Місяць тому

    return of the goat fr

  • @TF1F
    @TF1F Місяць тому

    Truly addicted to hitman videos right now (also the USA slander will not be tolerated)

  • @Joenah5
    @Joenah5 Місяць тому

    New Aspec upload?! Hell yeah!

  • @krisdreemur2587
    @krisdreemur2587 Місяць тому

    This is a fucking awesome vid, keep up the good work!

  • @mr_q_02
    @mr_q_02 Місяць тому

    A significant amount of historical assassinations have taken place while the target was on the toilet. So Cartwheel knew what he was doing! 🤣

    • @Aspecticor
      @Aspecticor  Місяць тому

      when you're right, you're right

  • @pikachugomes
    @pikachugomes Місяць тому

    boundaries is my new favorite word

  • @toastylux
    @toastylux Місяць тому

    KING IS BACK

  • @crionidel
    @crionidel Місяць тому

    Not the asrm videos for 30 seconds of explainations 😂😂😂

  • @GrayGamer
    @GrayGamer Місяць тому

    The goat is back

  • @basement3721
    @basement3721 Місяць тому

    Aspect finally posted 🙏

  • @1Iljo1
    @1Iljo1 Місяць тому +1

    The winner of the contest actually won the FAF contest

  • @lukapetrovic412
    @lukapetrovic412 Місяць тому

    The return of the king

  • @Anonomous-Podcast
    @Anonomous-Podcast Місяць тому

    The attention span is insane 🫥