Brandon, my son loves that you love pokemon. He has probably over 2000 cards. Most of the same and a ton of energy and trainer cards. He wants to learn how to build a deck. Do a video about building a pokemon deck with autumn! Lol
Therapist: tell me what happened to you recently that brought you here today. Lamp: there was this shapeshifter human who was It, a toilet, baby, batman who kept knocking me over... Therapist:... oh... kay... Btw I love your videos! Your doing amazing!
When he started dying bc of the hair spray stuff I lost it! 😂😂 also I was in Walmart so yea thanks Brandon!! People finally noticed me! Only bc of me laughing loudly and forgetting I had headphones in!😂
My eldest sons initials are K.A.T.!!! Kat and Kandy Kain are his Nick names!!! My 10 year old daughter calls him Kheeet ALL the time now!!! She walk in from school and goes Hi Kheeeet!!! How was school??? 🥰🥰🥰
Mystery bag: hmmmmm shirt has either a unicorn maybe dabing, Bob Ross, Harry Potter, kitty cat, funny saying or a combo. Or it's a stuffed animal or maybe a scarf, blanket or something similar that someone made
Can you please donate to the farmers of Australia, they desperately need help, there is a couple to choose from, one of the big ones is suicide from the farmers not being able to support their families. They stared painting the tress blue in some places for beyond blue. P. S. Keep being you and never change, you have helped me through alot lately and I'm very thankful xx
Honestly, you have been amazing and a huge impact of my life. Everyday I wait for an upload of your videos bc I would need a good smile in the morning and you are that smile in the morning. Thank you so much Brandon!!
I was drinking my water but then when he said “ah ha” with the adult diapers, it made me spit out my water like in the movies. My life is complete, thank you Dude
MYSTERY BOX/BAG It's a soft shirt that has a cat eating a taco while riding a unicorn over a majestic rainbow as Bob Ross paints a portrait of Brandon in the distance.
My dad used that stuff to spray my hair red when I was like 7. I went outside to play with my friends and it was hot out. I started sweating... Needless to say, it looked like I had a bad head injury and it stained my skin in red drips and smears for 2 whole weeks.
Hahaha. The best part of that squeaking unicorn is how, when you squeeze it and it squeaks; it sticks it's tongue out!! I think I need one of those to use as a STRESS BALL!! lol
I lost complete control of all of my faculties as soon as the toy unicorn chirped, and Brandon was like "Huh, what, ...Hello?" Like, crying, gut hurting, cheek pain laughing. I can retire now.
I collected Pokemon cards as a kid and was pretty much the only one at my school who did. Nobody else was into them at the time (I was ahead of the trend then I guess) and as I grew up I stopped collecting. Then my oldest son started collecting and my youngest son, then my daughter. And I said screw it you are never too old to start collecting again. Oh and I got my older sister into collecting them too. And so now we all collect Pokemon cards and it was the best decision I made to start collecting again. Lol love your videos. Thank you for making them. My sister, her co-workers, my kids, and I watch your videos all the time.
The unnessessary assault on the lamp has become the highlight of my days.
Same. Though I'm not sure what that says about us...🤔
Is there a pun intended?
imagine Gloria came over and she’s greeted with a blue haired brandon in a diaper
Doug that would be a normal day I think. Lol
@@bethanyplatt3882 very true
You mean a normal Brandon
she came home to him in her house wearing a zelda costume trying to steal his cat back 😂 shes used to it
Seems normal
"That's my baby!" - Brandon seeing a picture of Autumn
My heart 😭😭
❤
How did you not like cry laughing with that squeaky unicorn🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Do you remember bread Kelly?" How true.
Emily Spilman my gift!!
I died HAHAHAHAHA
“I knocked over my plaque of success”😂 played that over 3 times
"That's my baby, she's five"
"Aww that's my fam"
Brandon 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
He still hasn't gotten used to calling his 6 year old 6 instead of 5 •-•
Manic 🏳️🌈 I love how much he loves them ❤️
He’s such a proud bonus daddy🤗
Nobody:
Brandon: oh noes I knocked over my plaque of success
That lamp is gonna need counselling by the end of this month
indeed it will
Facts.
I'd be surprised if it survives long enough for counseling.
I’m surprised it’s lasted this long!! I have 5 boys! I might need to buy one!
Lisa Neitzel certified child proof
I think the package is a t shirt with “ jear desus” on it
the lamp has been abused more times then the spiders that Brandon receives
🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
And that's a looot
😂🤣😂🤣😂
That's alot-
😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Brandon: knocks down lamp
Now it's literally everybody because Brandon did it
I love how it's like zero hesitation. "How temporary?" Shhhhhhh lmao
As he comes in tomorrow with still blue hair tho he washed it a half a dozen times 😁
“ Pokémon cards and heavy metal, I am a whole mood” 😂
Can we donate to out of the darkness it’s a suicide awareness group
I did to!!
as someone who lost a family member from suicide, thankyou for walking. it's much appreciated 💙
I did a walk for them last year, they’re awesome!
Yes please
I’m a member of the planning committee for my local out of the darkness walk and think this is a great idea!
Ahh, yes the three genders:
Pikachu
Batman
Triangles
I am triangles.
I’m pikachu. Idk if that’s female for what but I’m pikachu
I’m Batman
LOL
I'm pikachu
2:40 when your in the girls locker room and they start spraying perfume lol
Yessss
Omg i hate when that happens
SO TRUE
Brandon, my son loves that you love pokemon. He has probably over 2000 cards. Most of the same and a ton of energy and trainer cards. He wants to learn how to build a deck. Do a video about building a pokemon deck with autumn! Lol
Therapist: tell me what happened to you recently that brought you here today.
Lamp: there was this shapeshifter human who was It, a toilet, baby, batman who kept knocking me over...
Therapist:... oh... kay...
Btw I love your videos! Your doing amazing!
This
😂😂 omgoodness
😂😂😂
“Heavy metal and Pokémon cards, I am a whole mood.” 😹😹😹
My ocd when he didn’t spray the tiny bit of hair.
Talia Thomas in the front of his head or the back? 😂
Right that's the first thing I looked at. That one flopping strand of hair in the front
Now that's all I see
Or fix that little loose floof [on our left] ☺️
OMG YES!!!!
Brandon. You rock. My children watch you all the time!
When he started dying bc of the hair spray stuff I lost it! 😂😂 also I was in Walmart so yea thanks Brandon!! People finally noticed me! Only bc of me laughing loudly and forgetting I had headphones in!😂
Am I the only one who calls there cat “cAaaaaAtt!” Now!!!
Emma Fletcher absolutely not 😂
No i do too
My eldest sons initials are K.A.T.!!! Kat and Kandy Kain are his Nick names!!! My 10 year old daughter calls him Kheeet ALL the time now!!! She walk in from school and goes Hi Kheeeet!!! How was school??? 🥰🥰🥰
KHEEEIIITTTT
So do I lol
You can rock the blue hair. I love the unicorn squishy OMG I dying 😂😂 it's little tongue, LOL 😂😂
Look up pink dog toy compilation
It is probably a type of clothing that says jear desus
"How temporary? How blue?"
I freekin LOST IT when he held his legs up and put that diaper on!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Michelle Isernia 🤣😂
Love how much you dearly love autumn , ur the best man she’ll ever have in her life
Mystery bag: hmmmmm shirt has either a unicorn maybe dabing, Bob Ross, Harry Potter, kitty cat, funny saying or a combo. Or it's a stuffed animal or maybe a scarf, blanket or something similar that someone made
Bahahaha! 😂😂 re: Australia - “your spiders are people”
I love how he immediately sprayed his hair blue without knowing how long it would last
Where has Zelda been? Haven’t seen her in a while.
She's been staying at Gloria's.
He spends most of the time there unless filming so she just stays there instead or taking her back and forth. I miss her though
At Glorias
Shes off being a cat.
actually watch his videos and you would know without asking
Can you please donate to the farmers of Australia, they desperately need help, there is a couple to choose from, one of the big ones is suicide from the farmers not being able to support their families. They stared painting the tress blue in some places for beyond blue.
P. S. Keep being you and never change, you have helped me through alot lately and I'm very thankful xx
Brandon: ohhh p is for pterodactyl
Me: did he say ps4
Kaylee Mccary omg i thought i was the only one who heard that 😂
Omg i heard that too lol
yep he sure did
Yup
I’m probably late but, congrats on 1 million subscribers!!
Honestly, you have been amazing and a huge impact of my life. Everyday I wait for an upload of your videos bc I would need a good smile in the morning and you are that smile in the morning. Thank you so much Brandon!!
Right me too!
This weeks item: Harry Potter scarf
That lamp has been through a lot 💀
My guess is it's going to be a Bob Ross design probably of him painting a unicorn
first thing that popped into my mind was “i’m a buff baby” 😂
a purple shirt that says jear jesus of a unicorn or bob ross
“Is this enough for Tim Hortons” me:... yes
Jessica Lavoie how much was that? Lol
Large DD 2.00
Kimberly Hayes it’s 2.25 for an class depending where you live
It's exactly the right amount for a medium coffee
Katelyn Grant thats weird the Tim’s my fiancé works at it was the exact amount for an xl
The article of clothing has either a Bob Ross portrait in it, A unicorn, or Your family ( You, Gloria, and Autumn)
I was drinking my water but then when he said “ah ha” with the adult diapers, it made me spit out my water like in the movies. My life is complete, thank you Dude
Mystery package:
Bob Ross, a dinosaur, a unicorn, a cat, or maybe even a dinosaur riding a unicorn.
Mystery bag: Dreamtheater, Harry potter/Ravenclaw, Bob Ross or Deadpool
16:19 “I love cats!!!”
“Cetttttt”-Brandon Farris
MYSTERY BOX/BAG
It's a soft shirt that has a cat eating a taco while riding a unicorn over a majestic rainbow as Bob Ross paints a portrait of Brandon in the distance.
Bless you Brandon!
12:32 only true memers know the meme/compilation of the pink dog toy
@Itsmekolt 123 it was the best
@Itsmekolt 123
Np
We used that spray on my daughters hair outside and it made my whole house smell like chemicals
My dad used that stuff to spray my hair red when I was like 7. I went outside to play with my friends and it was hot out. I started sweating... Needless to say, it looked like I had a bad head injury and it stained my skin in red drips and smears for 2 whole weeks.
I was in a very bad mood this morning and this video is just what I needed to put me in a good mood, thank you!
the head rolling around is the funniest damn thing in the world to mee
Thank you for making me laugh first thing. I needed it.
“Awe that’s my baby, Autumn. She’s 5.”
My freaking heart ❤😢
When brandon said "sorry lamp" I felt that 😔😔😔
I love how you "knocked over your plaque of success" very subtle flex Mr.Farris, and congrats!!
No one:
Not a singe soul:
Brandon: *dresses up as a baby*
And beats a lamp
No
The squeaking unicorn had me dying I was literally crying
Brandon is my favorite UA-camr BY FAR😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️
Same he is so funny and adorable ❤️
Destynee Floyd RIGHT!!!😂❤️👌🏼
Hahaha. The best part of that squeaking unicorn is how, when you squeeze it and it squeaks; it sticks it's tongue out!! I think I need one of those to use as a STRESS BALL!! lol
When he walked in and hit the lamp 😂
His hair be looking like blues off of rio 😂
The Walmart in Clarksville Arkansas has a whole gluten free section
Love the Pigeon jokes.. True, it is a solid 6 😂😂
The children’s heart foundation! ❤️
Opening: a shirt that either has one of you quotes or a "punicorn"
This is my first time leaving a comment on one of your videos, but i love that someone sent you a geocach.
"Gotta grab the legs and lift em up!!" 😭😂
13:05 the best 😂😂
@Itsmekolt 123 yesss I can see it now . I don't no what this is but I love it
Hahaha"gotta open a window real quick"(gasp)😂😂😂😂
Did you work at the Roseville Yard house? That place is amazing
I sure did! 🙌🏽
Imbrandonfarris OMG hahaha!! Celebrated getting fired from chipotle there 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣I can't stop watching your videos or stop laughing. 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
You’re definitely suppose to do that hair spray outside. 😂😂 you’re too much! Lol.
I believe the package will be a charity shirt. Also love your videos and you have me on the floor dieing of laughter at almost every video!
My gift of the week guess is a ravenclaw scarf
That was the best intro of any video I’ve ever watched!! 👶🏼
I saw this in my notifications and I knew I had to watch it right now
The next box is a tashirt (t-shirt) with either BOB Ross on it or a saying with Jear Desus. 🧐🧐 I've got to be right one of these time.
Harry potter shirt, pillow case, clothes for Zelda, shirt for Gloria
I lost complete control of all of my faculties as soon as the toy unicorn chirped, and Brandon was like "Huh, what, ...Hello?" Like, crying, gut hurting, cheek pain laughing. I can retire now.
T-shirt, something broken,playing cards,dead bugs,cat nip or something for Zelda.
Package of the week- If it's a shirt then it has a business on it or a Brandon farris quote.
Gift of the week: “jear desus “ T-shirt, Harry Potter shirt, some organization that is close to the sender T-shirt
I absolutely love the thirty seconds of crinkling and silence 😂😂😂😂
The package to guess is Bob Ross riding a unicorn on a purple shirt!
Brandon: CANADIAN MONEY!.. is this enough for Tim Hortons or no 😂💀
I still have my collection of pokemon card. I have 2 binders full lol
Blue hair looks good on you 🙂
My best friend has chiari!😭 I cried when I saw the shirt!
Ha when you shook the blue spray I shook by pop bottle a little. I love watching Psych. I also Loooveee your videos. You made me laugh 😊.
I think it's going to have a something with Bob Ross and unicorns on it
Awe the big baby was so adorable 🥺🥺🥰
I still have my Pokémon cards ❤️
I collected Pokemon cards as a kid and was pretty much the only one at my school who did. Nobody else was into them at the time (I was ahead of the trend then I guess) and as I grew up I stopped collecting. Then my oldest son started collecting and my youngest son, then my daughter. And I said screw it you are never too old to start collecting again. Oh and I got my older sister into collecting them too. And so now we all collect Pokemon cards and it was the best decision I made to start collecting again. Lol love your videos. Thank you for making them. My sister, her co-workers, my kids, and I watch your videos all the time.
Maybe the shirt has Bob ross riding a unicorn on it.
The squeaky unicorn was by far the funniest part of the video 😂
I think there is A unicorn related clothing item in the mystery package ?!?!
When I first saw his costume my reaction was “Omg....Brandon wtf”😂😂😂