People Who Prove You Can Always Be Dumber

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  • @zetamilli
    @zetamilli 7 років тому +2291

    This reminds me of when you walk into a room and your like "What did heck did I go in here for!?" Then you walk out and then realise what you where looking for...
    Maybe this is just me idk!

    • @Yedorb
      @Yedorb 7 років тому +22

      Zeta Milligan every day for me

    • @creeperguygaming2325
      @creeperguygaming2325 7 років тому +20

      Omg that is so me when I’m cleaning I go into one room and realise “oh it’s the other room I need” I do it all the time

    • @planktontimberhill7177
      @planktontimberhill7177 7 років тому +15

      It's called doorway effect

    • @neroquin
      @neroquin 7 років тому +10

      Zeta Milligan - Sometimes I walk in and forgot what I wanted to do, but wait.. Almost all rooms in my house are connected.. Hmm.. Okay what was I gonna type again?

    • @sennical7564
      @sennical7564 7 років тому +4

      Zeta Milligan soo true

  • @vuchao6040
    @vuchao6040 4 роки тому +178

    Some girls be like :
    Fries Before Guys!
    But I be like :
    ALL FOODS BEFORE DUDES!

  • @mel5231
    @mel5231 4 роки тому +267

    My friend was really tired so she called a PLANE a “moving star” xD

  • @MilestoneKestrel24
    @MilestoneKestrel24 4 роки тому +248

    Something I did when I was tired a few weeks ago was, I was about to go to bed and I spent probably ten minutes searching for a sleeping mask
    *that was on my forehead*

  • @tia7622
    @tia7622 4 роки тому +510

    Do u like azzy?
    Yes: Like
    Yes: Comment
    No?:See a therapist
    Hey y'all, got some hate in the replies. This was a joke, purely a joke, you don't *have* to like azzy if u don't want to. Friends?

    • @clarisecameron6333
      @clarisecameron6333 4 роки тому +3

      Hello

    • @hollyelise6794
      @hollyelise6794 4 роки тому +5

      Love her

    • @Kennylabelle1981
      @Kennylabelle1981 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @januarycoletta1895
      @januarycoletta1895 4 роки тому +2

      Du I love Azziy 💖💘💝❣️💕💞💓💗💜🤍🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💖💘💝❣️💕💞💓💗💜🤍🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💖💘💝❣️💕💞💓💗💜🤍🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙

    • @asiyehsherifi7835
      @asiyehsherifi7835 4 роки тому +1

      Ok bye..

  • @karrot01
    @karrot01 6 років тому +194

    I remember a time when I was hungry so without thinking.
    I put my fork in a cup of Fanta (at a birthday party)

  • @YayShakur
    @YayShakur 6 років тому +731

    One time I was tired and hungry..
    And I took a wrapper off a candy bar then I accidentally
    Thrown out the candy bar instead of the wrapper....
    Wow, 2 years old.

  • @violet_dancer
    @violet_dancer 5 років тому +510

    Once my mom left her phone home, so I got my phone and called my mom to let her know that she left it at home. I was confused as to why she wasn’t responding. 😅😂🤣

    • @nathandelormes4014
      @nathandelormes4014 4 роки тому +42

      Me every day
      Edit: YAY A LIKE IM THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE

    • @mueedist
      @mueedist 4 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @hortenciafigueroa9176
      @hortenciafigueroa9176 4 роки тому +7

      I did that to once but my mom West to the store i wanted something i called my mom but i had her phone

    • @AbsolutelyAri1
      @AbsolutelyAri1 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samanthareyes1948
      @samanthareyes1948 4 роки тому +5

      Bro you belong in this video 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tex__mex__.x4987
    @tex__mex__.x4987 6 років тому +340

    I'm like where's my pencil??? Then I'm like oh it's in my hands 😂😂

  • @galaxygirl7221
    @galaxygirl7221 6 років тому +542

    One time I was making a drawing tutorial and after a good *20 MINUTES OF DRAWING* I finally realized....
    *I NEVER PRESSED RECORD*

  • @cartermicah7265
    @cartermicah7265 5 років тому +49

    Azzy:Sausage squad so silly 😂. Azzy after:SAUSAGE SQUADDDDDDDD!!!!

  • @galeafam1409
    @galeafam1409 4 роки тому +109

    On number one they should have said “if anyone is having a woof day” lol

  • @sarahthompson4505
    @sarahthompson4505 6 років тому +422

    Have you ever tried to drink water but then realized the cap was still on

    • @jimmieleekane3831
      @jimmieleekane3831 6 років тому +5

      Sarah Thompson meeeee😿😿😿

    • @camoregrowfortifiedred1631
      @camoregrowfortifiedred1631 6 років тому +3

      yes lmao

    • @Conquerorsmindset
      @Conquerorsmindset 6 років тому +2

      people who call themselves or other people stupid for stuff like that are complete idiots, nothing stupid about making mistakes like these.

    • @maverickdunn8950
      @maverickdunn8950 6 років тому +2

      MAYYYYYBEEEEE

    • @mjxox.0
      @mjxox.0 6 років тому +3

      Sarah Thompson yessssssssssss

  • @theboring_rat
    @theboring_rat 4 роки тому +55

    A man cheated on his girlfriend with a Nother girl when they were going to the movie theater and the girls went together and dumped him

  • @sarahculvey8505
    @sarahculvey8505 6 років тому +41

    OMG my mom did the same thing for my dads birthday, and we all just thought it was silver wrapping paper! So we ended up having to use my little brothers Batman wrapping paper from his bday lol

  • @lukeseafreakinggreen6701
    @lukeseafreakinggreen6701 5 років тому +309

    suicide party? looks like no one will be leaving this one.

    • @cloudyday9342
      @cloudyday9342 5 років тому +5

      Lukesea FreakingGreen I llllllllllllllllooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeee

    • @cloudyday9342
      @cloudyday9342 5 років тому +4

      This

    • @mrrocket299h2
      @mrrocket299h2 5 років тому +4

      Lukesea FreakingGreen lol

    • @gloomygirl6616
      @gloomygirl6616 5 років тому +3

      Lukesea FreakingGreen I’ll never even come

    • @lukeseafreakinggreen6701
      @lukeseafreakinggreen6701 4 роки тому +2

      @IR - 06SS - Macville PS (1466) i swear, 59 likes was the most i made in my life.

  • @tea_rampent6301
    @tea_rampent6301 6 років тому +46

    STORY TIME: I once went to Starbucks and I told them my name is Grace the lady wrote Graze *sigh*

  • @reshikawarriorsamino3644
    @reshikawarriorsamino3644 6 років тому +50

    5:41
    On my hairdryer, in the warnings it says "Do not use while sleeping" W H Y

    • @icy0207
      @icy0207 4 роки тому +2

      Reshika WarriorsAmino how do you even- what??

    • @rebekahsworld7528
      @rebekahsworld7528 4 роки тому

      But like even how do u like.. nvm someone probably found a way somehow

  • @lakmaldesilva8149
    @lakmaldesilva8149 5 років тому +42

    lol the ham sandwitch reminds me of my daughter
    she want to watch tv and takes the remote in her hand and then goes to the kitchen for a snack,
    then after she finds the snack she spends half the tv time looking for the remote.....
    WHEN IT IS IN HER HAND !!!!!!
    lol reply if this has happened to you , your sibling or any other person you know!!!!!

  • @arajeon4945
    @arajeon4945 4 роки тому +143

    I remembered my friend who brought her phone charger instead of her phone.

  • @sejalgajjar1340
    @sejalgajjar1340 6 років тому +60

    Me : I just went to a Britney concert
    My friend: when did you go to Britain?
    Me: ???
    Me: I said BRITNEY
    My friend : oh....

  • @cameronbyington2889
    @cameronbyington2889 5 років тому +96

    when she said "can someone bring me an inhaler" I was using my inhaler

    • @nevaehnazimek6556
      @nevaehnazimek6556 4 роки тому +2

      Haha funny that happens sometimes

    • @arabellawaldron9553
      @arabellawaldron9553 4 роки тому +1

      *sees inhaler comment*
      Me:omg ppl who have inhalers to

    • @lisaburns9704
      @lisaburns9704 4 роки тому +2

      @@arabellawaldron9553 sees a dark comment
      Me: *omg people know how to do that to*

    • @ericagutierrez4296
      @ericagutierrez4296 4 роки тому

      YOUR THE PERSON WHO SAID THAT ON INSTAGRAM

    • @Myca98642
      @Myca98642 4 роки тому

      O

  • @emmerseducational2724
    @emmerseducational2724 6 років тому +12

    I didn't sleep at ALL one night
    I asked my cat what it was like being in the army,then I quickly realized that I should take a nap.

  • @cheriiaries7533
    @cheriiaries7533 5 років тому +17

    Funny story:So once I was making food and I was taking the package of the Oreos to the fridge LMAO

  • @paytonlyman2564
    @paytonlyman2564 6 років тому +29

    When I am tired I look for something and realize it's in my hand

  • @militarywife7
    @militarywife7 6 років тому +288

    There was one time my mom was looking for her phone while talking on the phone🤣

    • @danielle-yz7dm
      @danielle-yz7dm 6 років тому +14

      Puppydog 123 Gordon NO WAY MY MOM HAS DONE THE EXACT SAME THING BEFORE TO NO JOKE 😂😂😂

    • @cynthiamedina4022
      @cynthiamedina4022 6 років тому +4

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @hiromamoru9144
      @hiromamoru9144 6 років тому +4

      Haha hahaha! Are you kidding me?!

    • @privatetechsupport5043
      @privatetechsupport5043 6 років тому +4

      I have done that multiple times. Lol

    • @robinpahl5645
      @robinpahl5645 6 років тому +4

      Puppydog 123 Gordon I did the same thing I was on my iPad and watching I video and screaming WERES MY IPAD

  • @lonelyboi5706
    @lonelyboi5706 6 років тому +36

    The first one hade a RUFF day.

  • @jadaanderson7545
    @jadaanderson7545 5 років тому +24

    Don’t hate me but hedgehogs are my favorite reptile!!! 🥰🦔

    • @victoko-3
      @victoko-3 4 роки тому +1

      Is this a joke?

    • @tigerclaw5374
      @tigerclaw5374 4 роки тому +2

      @@victoko-3 I'm pretty sure because hedgehogs are definitely not a reptile, like not even close.

    • @sondraj6992
      @sondraj6992 3 роки тому +1

      @@victoko-3 they where referring to 2:04

    • @TaylahCookie
      @TaylahCookie 2 роки тому +1

      @@sondraj6992 yeah

    • @Air-ft8wz
      @Air-ft8wz Рік тому

      Hedgehogs aren’t reptiles they are clearly amphibians!

  • @r_d42
    @r_d42 7 років тому +70

    I was drinking water while watching this, I took the cap off, put it in my mouth, and guess what, I didn’t choke!

    • @sm0lfry198
      @sm0lfry198 7 років тому +1

      Anonymous_64 omg you should be in this video! What the hell is whilst!?

    • @gianellarossini7522
      @gianellarossini7522 7 років тому +1

      Welcome to the wonderful cringe world
      ... Search it up , it's a word

    • @wolfpack_roxy
      @wolfpack_roxy 7 років тому +1

      Welcome to the wonderful cringe world seems u should be in this video instead xD

    • @gianellarossini7522
      @gianellarossini7522 7 років тому +1

      WolfPack_Roxy xD xD xD lolz true 😂

  • @TheBaconWizard
    @TheBaconWizard 7 років тому +359

    OMG, "bird leaf" rofl.. I can't breathe.... HALP!

  • @ravenatkinson4206
    @ravenatkinson4206 7 років тому +72

    Chopping boards are not one of the things you put in the oven...
    Thanks for the tip 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cutiefox19
      @cutiefox19 5 років тому

      ´´ OHHHH I GET THE JOKE ´´

  • @shadbarnell3635
    @shadbarnell3635 5 років тому +84

    Azzy: are brains don’t work well when there hungry and tired
    Me: ... I didn’t sleep last night... now I have a excuse for messing up yay

    • @tteapots
      @tteapots 4 роки тому +2

      Its Azyy: OUR* Brains don’t work so well when WE ARE hungry and tired

    • @tteapots
      @tteapots 4 роки тому +2

      Azzy*

    • @daviddownie8279
      @daviddownie8279 4 роки тому +2

      I get you 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bubble_tea8733
      @bubble_tea8733 4 роки тому +2

      @@tteapots u both are hungry or tired

    • @smr2480
      @smr2480 4 роки тому +1

      Flamingo

  • @tgnm9615
    @tgnm9615 7 років тому +196

    Pluging power bank usb wire on it self
    That was me
    (Edit) Woww...the liked :/

  • @emirajmv4677
    @emirajmv4677 7 років тому +60

    Who also saw the hair just flying at the back of Azzys head?😂

  • @bug1104
    @bug1104 7 років тому +52

    "SUICIDE PARTY" 😂😂😂 I was dying!!!!! But like... I would go to that party sooo... 😂😂😂

    • @bug1104
      @bug1104 7 років тому +2

      Phanic!at the Argo II ship || Thx 👌😒🖕

    • @MuljoStpho
      @MuljoStpho 7 років тому +1

      I watched an anime series once where the main character got invited to one of those eventually.... I think it was this one? ua-cam.com/video/xGUsd9jePKI/v-deo.html

    • @MuljoStpho
      @MuljoStpho 7 років тому +1

      The intro theme for that show comes across like this light and fluffy "slice of life" show, the end credits theme is that bit of lunacy that I linked... And if I recall correctly the show itself is somewhere right in the middle of those completely different tones. "Slice of life" series about some depressed shut-in who sometimes hallucinates creepy little characters like the guy in the credits. It's weird and off-putting, but also kind of fascinating and... strangely endearing.

    • @bug1104
      @bug1104 7 років тому

      Meggin Wernz Bc.... I'm a suicide child.... jk.... maybe

    • @khalilrahme5227
      @khalilrahme5227 7 років тому

      Why wouldn't he ? Throw a suicide party and i'm guaranteed to fucking snap.

  • @ramdomchild2785
    @ramdomchild2785 4 роки тому +18

    "Bird Leaf"
    -words by the unknown 2020

  • @nyawilliams2646
    @nyawilliams2646 7 років тому +1489

    I would probably do half of these and not notice 😂

    • @skyejohnson3191
      @skyejohnson3191 7 років тому +9

      meat balls. SAME !!😂

    • @captain3441
      @captain3441 7 років тому +2

      Sameeee 😂😂

    • @brim3325
      @brim3325 7 років тому +15

      meat balls tbh, I once was so tired I put the milk in the closet instead of the refrigerator 😂😂

    • @saiint444
      @saiint444 7 років тому +1

      meat balls u stupid

    • @pheonix4075
      @pheonix4075 7 років тому +3

      meat balls me to

  • @CV-wt2eo
    @CV-wt2eo 7 років тому +14

    Azzy looks like a Baywatch life guard with that red sweater😍

  • @charck
    @charck 6 років тому +140

    1:08 after 50th time of watching this video(but frreal tho) i now know what was the joke...
    Edit:thank you whoever liked my comment, i've never gotten a like...

  • @iffriendswerebritish2252
    @iffriendswerebritish2252 5 років тому +19

    Oml my friend thought that ‘Austrian’ meant the same as ‘Australian’ and when I told her, she had already told her friend that she loved everyone that was Austrian....the Hitlers will be so happy

  • @aphmauisforever4043
    @aphmauisforever4043 7 років тому +14

    How’d I die? Well...
    I was watching Azzy and just couldn’t stop laughing

  • @an3l1a60
    @an3l1a60 7 років тому +406

    Azzy I love you!!!We love you!!!😘😘😘

    • @thesplitgamers324
      @thesplitgamers324 7 років тому

      AzzyLand Fanpage!!! Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gang gang oh shit this video is the shit ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @sohvileppanen3039
      @sohvileppanen3039 7 років тому

      Imma subscribe to you cuz if i didn't i would be lying to myself.

    • @ssunssineggirl0664
      @ssunssineggirl0664 7 років тому

      AzzyLand Fanpage!!! Yeah

    • @RCman9291
      @RCman9291 7 років тому

      AzzyLand Fanpage!!! Lol u got a piece of hair sticking off this whole video were u tired 😂😂😂😂

    • @irvingmartinez7606
      @irvingmartinez7606 7 років тому +2

      7:22 why just why.. ;-;

  • @tulatonya4799
    @tulatonya4799 6 років тому +114

    I accidentally "lost" my glasses and looked for them over half an hour then finally realized that they were on top of my head! I felt soo embarrassed😬😰😨😦

    • @mariyay4442
      @mariyay4442 6 років тому +13

      Tula Tonya I thought i left my phone at school (my heart was beating really fast because my parents would be mad) and then i realized it was in my hand

    • @tulatonya4799
      @tulatonya4799 6 років тому +3

      CosmicAngel
      Haha lol😂😂😇😱

    • @dandelion_fritters
      @dandelion_fritters 6 років тому +5

      All those who wear glasses have experienced this shame at least once. Do not worry, you’re not alone. I have done it at least 5 times.

    • @serenitycqr3738
      @serenitycqr3738 6 років тому

      My mom started looking for her phone as she was on it she also did that with her keys. They where in her hand the whole time

    • @bornsinging5457
      @bornsinging5457 6 років тому

      Tula Tonya once I was looking 4 my marker and after 2 and a half hours, I found it in my HAND!!!

  • @mayaarias1620
    @mayaarias1620 5 років тому +194

    If you don’t like azzyland then you’re not human

  • @kamikazedollxo
    @kamikazedollxo 6 років тому +253

    When I eat ice cream I blow on it sometimes 😐…
    Edit:OML TYSM FOR ALL THESE LIKES!!

    • @elleninker969
      @elleninker969 6 років тому +2

      Nana Leng same

    • @goaway2041
      @goaway2041 6 років тому +2

      I do the same ;-;

    • @lovesicktapes
      @lovesicktapes 6 років тому

      XD

    • @lilyposkozim6287
      @lilyposkozim6287 6 років тому +1

      Nana Leng SAME!!!!

    • @randybutternubs9675
      @randybutternubs9675 6 років тому +2

      Nah, I do it too. I think it’s your mind telling you “holy fu this is too cold , blow on it to warm it with our body heat”

  • @FirstNameLastName-qk1iv
    @FirstNameLastName-qk1iv 7 років тому +1278

    And I thought I was dumb...

    • @dannturner8978
      @dannturner8978 7 років тому +2

      😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😤

    • @ppri_thy
      @ppri_thy 7 років тому +25

      Nassim Crawford
      You're*

    • @Whiskey2004
      @Whiskey2004 7 років тому +8

      Nassim Crawford you’re 😂

    • @aislinndexter2574
      @aislinndexter2574 7 років тому

      Zm_11 _jr Right 😂

    • @lazarjanjic429
      @lazarjanjic429 7 років тому +1

      Zm_11 _jr

  • @manouwiegers995
    @manouwiegers995 7 років тому +107

    Once in class i spent 20 minutes looking for my scissor... It was in my hand the whole time.. :')

    • @seanholloway760
      @seanholloway760 7 років тому +1

      Same

    • @Sami_m_a
      @Sami_m_a 7 років тому +1

      I've done the same with my phone many times and sometimes with the TV remote

    • @amdoick
      @amdoick 7 років тому +4

      Manou Wiegers I once spent an hour looking for glasses forgetting there on my face

    • @supaspicyboi4440
      @supaspicyboi4440 7 років тому +2

      TheGhostly Vortex same

    • @monaflowers
      @monaflowers 7 років тому +1

      Manou Wiegers #relatable

  • @johnsyriotis9425
    @johnsyriotis9425 5 років тому +18

    7:22 THAT WAS ME WHEN I WAS 6 AND I WAS WONDERING WHY MY GAMEBOY WASN'T CHARGING XDDDDD

  • @vanamousse1209
    @vanamousse1209 7 років тому +64

    If you're reading this, have a nice day and remember to stay awesome

  • @youngkrypto9938
    @youngkrypto9938 6 років тому +87

    Have u ever been so tired that when u go to make cereal u try to put the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge I have

  • @kiraandbreezy9442
    @kiraandbreezy9442 6 років тому +386

    Did anyone else see the golden play button in the back round like if so

  • @signehounsgaard5285
    @signehounsgaard5285 4 роки тому +6

    5:53
    It reminds me of an episode from F.R.I.E.N.D.S where Phoebe, Monica and Chandler are babysitting Alice and Franks babies, when Chandler chokes on a gun, from an action figure.😂😂

  • @mikesnowmusic
    @mikesnowmusic 6 років тому +105

    I once heard the microwave beep and said "bless you".

    • @savannahroethlisberg7625
      @savannahroethlisberg7625 6 років тому

      Umm are you sure the MICROWAVE said "bless you"? Do you have an Alexa or Google? If you do, it was probably Alexa or Google.. But if the microwave did actually say bless you then we'll that's creepy.

    • @fempjfemfresh-2627
      @fempjfemfresh-2627 6 років тому

      Unorganized Squiggles lel

    • @tristinstouffer8691
      @tristinstouffer8691 6 років тому

      Wow

    • @em6237
      @em6237 6 років тому +5

      The PERSON said bless you to the microwave when the MICROWAVE beeped

    • @riverdalestanxx2421
      @riverdalestanxx2421 6 років тому

      Same.....

  • @yourb1ood757
    @yourb1ood757 6 років тому +101

    I was so tired that i put a cereal box in the fridge xD

    • @raymatoad1585
      @raymatoad1585 6 років тому +6

      Wait... cereal doesn’t go in the fridge?

    • @marinboehm2362
      @marinboehm2362 6 років тому

      Gaming Psyco! Me too me too

    • @deadroses7500
      @deadroses7500 6 років тому +2

      RAYMATOAD
      nO It gOes oN tHe tOP

    • @miamaia4851
      @miamaia4851 6 років тому +1

      Gaming Psyco! Once I was pouring some juice I completely miss the cup and then the bottle was empty cause I was so tired

    • @angeldenman5427
      @angeldenman5427 6 років тому

      RAYMATOAD ‘ omg you cant be serious

  • @evanwillen4570
    @evanwillen4570 7 років тому +4

    I’m dying about the Austria and Australia one. I’m an Australian so that’s why I found it funny. Love you azzy

  • @willwdarling9497
    @willwdarling9497 4 роки тому +5

    Azzy saying “Ze”
    me: felling weird then realising I’m Australian and I say “Zed”

  • @Antisocial_wicky
    @Antisocial_wicky 7 років тому +90

    I was so tired once I told a door to move out the way

  • @ryanlim3940
    @ryanlim3940 7 років тому +47

    I spent 6 hours looking for something and then i realised that it was in my hoodie pocket

    • @lauranaspeer5008
      @lauranaspeer5008 7 років тому +2

      Ryan Lim
      Lost count of how many times I've done that! Lol!

    • @cantaloupe_cow4866
      @cantaloupe_cow4866 6 років тому +2

      Um you can do that but I would give up after five minutes :|

    • @joejoebatmanjjb8704
      @joejoebatmanjjb8704 6 років тому

      StraightZip happen to me too but my freind put it in my hood

    • @mergy101dalmatians4
      @mergy101dalmatians4 6 років тому

      I thought u said ur hoodie was in ur pocket lol

    • @samiam75217
      @samiam75217 6 років тому

      yea about that me to at school I lost something and it was in me hoddie pocket

  • @cardiacarrest4200
    @cardiacarrest4200 6 років тому +19

    8:53 when she said “they always spell it assey instead of azzy, this girl next to me was talking and said “I don’t need a c in my name” and i said “without a c I’d be assidy.”

  • @camilaguerson2585
    @camilaguerson2585 4 роки тому +9

    Azzy: stay awesome stay sweet
    Captions: this day i missed my sweet
    😂😂😂😂😂 im dead

    • @Alyssa-yg7vi
      @Alyssa-yg7vi 4 роки тому

      Why does that say 58 yeas ago????

    • @Alyssa-yg7vi
      @Alyssa-yg7vi 4 роки тому

      Oh never mind it is ur user lol

  • @camelliapearl1968
    @camelliapearl1968 6 років тому +14

    One time in the morning I got milk and grape juice for cereal and my drink. I was so hungry I filled my bowl with cereal and *grape juice* Yeah....

  • @altuh4932
    @altuh4932 5 років тому +76

    who else noticed that her hair was sticking up, I want to reach into that camera and fix it

  • @laurenm8501
    @laurenm8501 7 років тому +130

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm a subscriber
    And so are you
    Welcome to azzyland fellow subscribers ❤️🦄😂

    • @impartialghost
      @impartialghost 7 років тому +8

      Lauren Xx_kitty lover_xX I am not subscribed to this cringey piece of fucking shit.

    • @phoebe-gc6cu
      @phoebe-gc6cu 7 років тому +5

      How did you you know? Are you a mind reader?
      *TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!*

    • @kelly842
      @kelly842 7 років тому +4

      Lauren Xx_kitty lover_xX
      Im not a subscriber.

    • @nolanduncan2116
      @nolanduncan2116 7 років тому +1

      Good job

    • @thecandynator1239
      @thecandynator1239 7 років тому +1

      Hi (*()*)

  • @signehounsgaard5285
    @signehounsgaard5285 5 років тому +9

    My big sister, once put her phone in the microwave, because it was cold. She wanted to heat it a little bit up.. 😂😂😂

  • @happyhuntressfunlover1019
    @happyhuntressfunlover1019 7 років тому +10

    AzzyLand: A.Z.Z.Y
    Employee: Ok, Assy!

  • @gameboykurosaki7877
    @gameboykurosaki7877 7 років тому +120

    No no, she microwaved her phone with the wrong setting. Like she pressed popcorn, not iPhone.

    • @f_josue
      @f_josue 7 років тому

      Gameboy Kurosaki DEAAAD 💀😂

    • @AcaciaLovesFilm
      @AcaciaLovesFilm 7 років тому

      Gameboy Kurosaki yeah, aslo....how would you post that if ur phone is burnt 😂😂😂

    • @vkookandyoonmin_5956
      @vkookandyoonmin_5956 7 років тому

      Is that from dang mat Smith and reaction time I watched that

    • @TheDeniebugg
      @TheDeniebugg 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @michellelee7018
      @michellelee7018 6 років тому

      You stole that joke

  • @crimsonwyvern1473
    @crimsonwyvern1473 6 років тому +53

    once or twice I accidentally put hand soap on my toothbrush XD -w-

    • @igenthepigeon5941
      @igenthepigeon5941 5 років тому +1

      Crimson Wyvern OMG IM NOT ALONE?!! I did it when I was 4 and ended up brushing my teeth with it... I literally just commented about that lol

    • @vlogergirls132
      @vlogergirls132 5 років тому

      🤢

  • @fadimansoor10
    @fadimansoor10 5 років тому +7

    Last time I was looking for my glasses for nearly 20 minutes until I realized I had them on me😂💀

  • @gemmi9786
    @gemmi9786 6 років тому +96

    About the beef flavored ice cream...
    Here in the Philippines we have fish flavored ice cream... chicken, beef ice cream flavors... and other unexpected Ice cream flavors... and the thing is.. SOOOO many people LOVE it?!!?
    I've tried something similar like them but I liked them a little hahaha😂😅

    • @superboy5563
      @superboy5563 6 років тому +3

      ???

    • @kellylarsen3254
      @kellylarsen3254 6 років тому +1

      MeggHeArtu That's weird

    • @blynkyygaming4949
      @blynkyygaming4949 6 років тому

      ??

    • @_usern4me_556
      @_usern4me_556 6 років тому +1

      Hmmm lucky... i just wanna eat dog ice cream without being weird but u guys... no worries lol i someday wanna live there now

    • @mlkaelap4453
      @mlkaelap4453 6 років тому +3

      WTF IM IN THE PHILIPPINES AND I HAVENT SEEN SOME

  • @jacethompson5484
    @jacethompson5484 6 років тому +23

    One time I was so tired that I got ready for softball even though I had to get ready for school

  • @hollymoate7458
    @hollymoate7458 7 років тому +31

    In this outfit Azzy looks like she could be in baywatch

  • @leahbertling404
    @leahbertling404 4 роки тому +7

    2:30 reminds me of the time I put lemonade in a cup then put that in the fridge instead of the lemonade bottle!🤣

  • @L0rielle
    @L0rielle 7 років тому +24

    She over there like "ITS AZZY, NOT ASSY... IT HAS TWO Z's NOT TWO S's, MY NAME DOES NOT HAVE THE WORD ASS IN IT😂😂😂😂

    • @kodak_chainz4728
      @kodak_chainz4728 7 років тому +2

      God Yato
      LOL, she said that???

    • @L0rielle
      @L0rielle 7 років тому +1

      PUPPY_ KAT No, i was saying it like IF she said that
      But it woulda been real funny she did say that😂

    • @kodak_chainz4728
      @kodak_chainz4728 7 років тому +3

      God Yato
      yeah!! she says stuff like that, so i WOULD think that she DID say it!!! shes funny tho!!! 😀😅😆

    • @L0rielle
      @L0rielle 7 років тому +1

      PUPPY_ KAT Yeah, she is funny. @DangMattsmith and @Young Don the Sauce God is too. I mean they be killin me, bro. I rewind ALL of these vids that i think are funny

    • @shannonlangford1236
      @shannonlangford1236 7 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁😁😁😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

  • @celbinn5087
    @celbinn5087 6 років тому +9

    Azzyland vid: Ur allowed to be stupid when ur hungry
    Me: *thinks* like the Snickers ads? Like the "ur not u when ur hungry" ones?

  • @sudhishhar8813
    @sudhishhar8813 7 років тому +1588

    *Legend says Azzy loves your comment if you're really Really EARLY* ... nvm. I don't even get likes

    • @chloexox3645
      @chloexox3645 7 років тому +2

      Bharath Raj 😂

    • @skyewinning365
      @skyewinning365 7 років тому +1

      Bharath Raj oh ya i have been trying to do that

    • @layals007
      @layals007 7 років тому +1

      Love you azzyyy xxxxx

    • @felixmccarthy9633
      @felixmccarthy9633 7 років тому +3

      I would like this but the likes are 123 and it makes me sooooo happy

    • @jonathantromp7270
      @jonathantromp7270 7 років тому

      Professor Newt not anymotr

  • @evakemner4058
    @evakemner4058 4 роки тому +4

    Azzy 2018: How many brain cells do you have not many!
    Azzy 2020: I am not going to be mean just critical.

  • @mystyava1290
    @mystyava1290 7 років тому +158

    Who else has ran into a into a wall before when ur tired 😴 💤

    • @Gr3atNess.
      @Gr3atNess. 7 років тому +1

      Makaylah Brasure me

    • @cd5148
      @cd5148 7 років тому +1

      Usually only when I'm drunk actually

    • @merehuman197
      @merehuman197 7 років тому +1

      Makaylah Brasure yep also a chair and table

    • @candiceoconnor4297
      @candiceoconnor4297 7 років тому +2

      I dont even know if i was tired then but once i went to the toilet and kept walking and i stepped in the toilet

    • @mariabucur8212
      @mariabucur8212 7 років тому +1

      Makaylah Brasure I did 😅😅

  • @babytronfanatic1124
    @babytronfanatic1124 7 років тому +50

    Now. I feel smart used to feel dumb

    • @bananaboibob7687
      @bananaboibob7687 6 років тому +4

      you've still got some stupid in you. Look at your punctuation.

    • @F1restorm66
      @F1restorm66 6 років тому

      bungabun official same

    • @bornsinging5457
      @bornsinging5457 6 років тому

      Same

    • @bornsinging5457
      @bornsinging5457 6 років тому

      I just noticed that everyone is saying "same" and I feel dumb again lmao😂

    • @SuperHam777
      @SuperHam777 6 років тому

      Me too..

  • @danielle.little
    @danielle.little 7 років тому +6

    I literally could not stop crying with laughter watching this. OMG😂😂😂😂

  • @camilaguerson2585
    @camilaguerson2585 4 роки тому +3

    Storytime: once. I was getting my fav candy and threw away the wrapper away instead of the candy 😂😂😂
    This happened to me everyday
    1.something is in your hand and u spend half the time looking for it
    2.walk into a room and say "what was i in here for" then you step out and your like "oh ok"
    3.WHEN YOUR PHONE FALLS ON YOUR FACE
    4. This is just me but when someone asks me to go wash my hands i pick up the toothpaste and I'm like "what no"
    Once i was so tired and and hungry so i went to wash my hands to eat. In the bathroom i got the toothpaste put it on my toothbrush and started brushing my teeth without realizing anything until my mom asked if i washed my hands 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @janacutic4967
      @janacutic4967 4 роки тому

      Aren't you suposed to throw away the wrapper? Im pretty sure you meant you Three away the candy

  • @suhanaarora8041
    @suhanaarora8041 5 років тому +27

    My friend asked me where were her specs and after 30 mins of searching we found out it was on her head the whole time🤪🤪

  • @Sky-dq7vf
    @Sky-dq7vf 6 років тому +58

    (4:06) GOLDEN YT PLAY BUTTON

  • @kazholechek9075
    @kazholechek9075 6 років тому +63

    Here is a Story... I was looking for my clipboard that had my VERY VERY important homework due that day... I called my mom and she said look forwards.. I looked forwards and found it... WTF HOW'D SHE KNOW?! She doesn't even live with me XD Also I was late AF so I got a F-
    D; Life is weird.... ( Edit: Please like this so this story can get passed onto Azzy/Assy or anybody else XD )

    • @alexkostov7632
      @alexkostov7632 6 років тому

      Rip

    • @bornsinging5457
      @bornsinging5457 6 років тому

      Nope u an'te get no pass on or whatever the hell ur talkin' 'bout (also I don't know how to do a pass on) Edit: I just reread it and I feel so dumb cuz I know how to like a comment lol

    • @tabihelen5768
      @tabihelen5768 6 років тому

      It’s azzy

    • @what3137
      @what3137 6 років тому

      TheLuckyOnes ASSy XD lmao

    • @penelopeliesse1879
      @penelopeliesse1879 6 років тому

      TheLuckyOnes hahahaha im not making fun of you it's just really funny 😆😉😆😉

  • @Maddie-kn6rr
    @Maddie-kn6rr 4 роки тому +8

    Me: drops a whiter bottle cap
    My dog: eats it
    Me: I am disappointed in you

    • @lisammorrellify
      @lisammorrellify 3 роки тому +1

      @Haileigh Teufel well you spelled spelt wrong

  • @ichundo3573
    @ichundo3573 7 років тому +39

    I seriously think I lost some brain cells at the Austria one...

    • @koy3907
      @koy3907 7 років тому

      PikaGirl679 did you eat a tide pod

    • @ichundo3573
      @ichundo3573 7 років тому

      Kidkrunch 101
      Nah but I lost some more cells by just seeing people eat them

    • @isaacboyle9652
      @isaacboyle9652 7 років тому

      Being an Australian it hurts

  • @nataliegarwood9963
    @nataliegarwood9963 6 років тому +271

    🐣 this is Gerald he is 0 years old. Let’s see how old he can get.

    • @mxchael1819
      @mxchael1819 6 років тому

      Natalie Garwood Gerald is 5

    • @fansandjams
      @fansandjams 6 років тому

      Today he turned 7 aka I liked today

    • @patmixx
      @patmixx 6 років тому +1

      12 the same age as me

    • @BigDaddySeamus6
      @BigDaddySeamus6 6 років тому

      He is 285585846856435568

    • @thespecialtear
      @thespecialtear 6 років тому

      he is officially a teen

  • @natsumidragneel8472
    @natsumidragneel8472 6 років тому +31

    I know this Austria/Australia Problem soo well! I am Austrian and almost every time I mention where I come from I am mistaken for an Australian...how ._.
    I live in the country with the Alps and where mozart comes from - no kangaroos here xD
    PS: Starbuck once wrote my name as "Margo" and one time as "Mango"...

    • @intothedeep5571
      @intothedeep5571 6 років тому +1

      This is sad. I’m Australian I hate it when people think that Austria and Australia is the same place when they are very different places.

    • @arnspliedt8705
      @arnspliedt8705 6 років тому

      you live in the second best place in the worlds
      ps: trysil noway is 1st

    • @planetashley9521
      @planetashley9521 6 років тому

      AUSTRALIA FOR GASTRIAN WILL TURL WITH PARTS AND PAIRS

    • @intothedeep5571
      @intothedeep5571 6 років тому

      Ann Coe that is not correct

    • @lailahosameldin9185
      @lailahosameldin9185 6 років тому

      I laughed really hard at the starbucks part lol

  • @charmainedeleon7743
    @charmainedeleon7743 4 роки тому +6

    One time I was so hungry in class that I thought I took a piece of candy out if my bag but it was paper, I realized it after I ate the paper, it was delicious though 😊, SeNd hElP

    • @ashleenlopez9936
      @ashleenlopez9936 4 роки тому +1

      How did it taste? Lol 😂

    • @charmainedeleon7743
      @charmainedeleon7743 4 роки тому +3

      @@ashleenlopez9936 it tasted like nature 😂🤣

    • @ashleenlopez9936
      @ashleenlopez9936 4 роки тому +2

      Charmaine De Leon LOL 😂 this made me laugh cause me and my parents and siblings lived with my grandparents for a while and we moved out todday so I’ve been sad and you made me laugh

    • @charmainedeleon7743
      @charmainedeleon7743 4 роки тому

      @@ashleenlopez9936 your welcome 😂🤣 and Im glad I made someone laugh

    • @watermelonunicorn735
      @watermelonunicorn735 4 роки тому +1

      lol was it flavored paper ?

  • @browniebrownie4416
    @browniebrownie4416 7 років тому +71

    Sausage squaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #sausagesquad

    • @keithoconnor7107
      @keithoconnor7107 7 років тому

      CatNip Playz #imtodumbtounderstand literally me

    • @isaactang7917
      @isaactang7917 7 років тому

      But what a bout suicide party man ;(

    • @marklasis9765
      @marklasis9765 7 років тому

      Sounds good to me

    • @kiyozokutie2142
      @kiyozokutie2142 7 років тому

      CatNip Playz bum live on the streets yo thats yo life man i live in a mansion

  • @hmork3142
    @hmork3142 7 років тому +18

    Omg while I was watching this i got a nosebleed and my sis came in and I shouted to my dad "hey dad can you get me some paper, I'm nosebleeding" and my sis was like "why do you want paper, are you gonna draw on it?" Facepalm....😂

    • @zackhorker210
      @zackhorker210 7 років тому +1

      Abigail Dark I think she was just trying to roast your ass, you know you should have said napkins or something.

    • @dnAB17
      @dnAB17 7 років тому

      Abigail Dark They are being sarcastic, not stupid. You are kinda dumb to ask for paper.

    • @dnAB17
      @dnAB17 7 років тому

      Abigail Dark I was giving a point. And I thought it through. My conclusion is you were trying to say your sister is stupid hence you asked him for paper, not a tissue. Your comment made no sense.

    • @dnAB17
      @dnAB17 7 років тому

      Abigail Dark lmao It's hilarious how people like you try to insult me even know you've lost.

    • @dnAB17
      @dnAB17 7 років тому

      Abigail Dark Says the kid who doesn't have the balls to say the word "Fuck"

  • @TheRealToasterStroodle
    @TheRealToasterStroodle 7 років тому +10

    I mean my grandmother was so TIRED she put her phone in the fridge XD I won't judge I'm like the that sometimes... 😂

    • @lauranaspeer5008
      @lauranaspeer5008 7 років тому +2

      Mikaela King
      One morning I woke up and my mom told me she found the TV remote in the fridge! Another morning my brother went to get breakfast, and found my mom's phone in the fridge! Lol!

  • @M3M3L0RD._P0INT
    @M3M3L0RD._P0INT 5 років тому +2

    Now im going to "accidentally" bring a waffle maker and mix instead of my computer at school

  • @sarahthompson4505
    @sarahthompson4505 6 років тому +66

    My friend's Dad thinks that fish aren't animals
    no joke
    he does

    • @sizzapata3339
      @sizzapata3339 6 років тому

      Sarah Thompson sadness…😐😕😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-wp2oi
      @MonkeyDLuffy-wp2oi 6 років тому +4

      Lol then what is a fish? An alien that traveled from titan? 😂

    • @sarahthompson4505
      @sarahthompson4505 6 років тому +2

      It's possible

    • @lilmello463
      @lilmello463 6 років тому +3

      It's not a animal its a
      FISH!

    • @gachapotato9590
      @gachapotato9590 6 років тому +2

      Me *googles*

  • @satanicangel6381
    @satanicangel6381 7 років тому +117

    "Suicide Party" *Sounds festive*

  • @joshuaknight8914
    @joshuaknight8914 7 років тому +105

    That strand of hair sticking out is triggering me

    • @abcdefjimin
      @abcdefjimin 7 років тому +6

      Josh Knight i only noticed it when i read your comment tbh

    • @toricowan4113
      @toricowan4113 7 років тому

      Same

    • @kayliejonas8651
      @kayliejonas8651 7 років тому

      Josh Knight OMG WE ARE LIKE THE SAME EXACT PERSON but I still love her videos!

    • @avagarrett2257
      @avagarrett2257 7 років тому

      me too

    • @AzzyLand
      @AzzyLand  7 років тому +6

      honestly.... same....

  • @justinwilcox2317
    @justinwilcox2317 4 роки тому +9

    when she said "i said azzy not assy" it showed an ad in the middle of when she said assy lol like if same

    • @bankrobber6993
      @bankrobber6993 4 роки тому +1

      lmao sameee
      which ad did you have? I had Synblu XD

    • @lisammorrellify
      @lisammorrellify 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao same I got a Kraft cheese ad, what ad did u get?

  • @joshbeck6549
    @joshbeck6549 7 років тому +165

    Somtimes i lose somthing and its in my hand

    • @thecandynator1239
      @thecandynator1239 7 років тому +1

      I've done that with my mums phone

    • @paupaya709
      @paupaya709 7 років тому +1

      SAME

    • @meganeslick63
      @meganeslick63 7 років тому +2

      Me too.

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 7 років тому +7

      I was once reading something on my phone and then, while still looking at my phone, I thought"Wait a minute! Where did I put my phone!" and then I proceeded to look all over for my phone (while holding it) and didn't realize it until I asked my mom if she has seen my phone, and she told me that I'm holding it!

    • @MuffinsBeGone
      @MuffinsBeGone 7 років тому +1

      josh Beck me too. When I’m watching UA-cam for a long time I forget I’m watching it on my phone

  • @kt27066
    @kt27066 5 років тому +12

    Once I tried to eat an ice lolly with the wrapper still on then i noticed and took the wrapper off but threw the ice lolly away instead 😭

  • @preciousnena27
    @preciousnena27 7 років тому +35

    Sausage squad where u at? XD 5:06

    • @lauranaspeer5008
      @lauranaspeer5008 7 років тому +2

      littleblock568
      I love sausage!

    • @yu-rie
      @yu-rie 6 років тому

      Lol

    • @clubcutie0356
      @clubcutie0356 6 років тому

      Apollo Nightfall here but as soon as I pressed it a kids learn colour toe advert came up 😂😂 Help me

  • @pyr0pickle637
    @pyr0pickle637 5 років тому +3

    Once I pumped soap on my tooth brush 😂
    Ok that was a lie more like five times