THE BEEKEEPER (But It's Just The Stuff About Bees)
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2024
- Please help me find my son. He has run away with a man who claims to be a bee, but I for one do not believe that he is an actual bee. For one thing, he was over six feet tall and clearly a human man. Another factor that raised my suspicions was the fact he left my wife a note saying "Looks like y'all have been stung by THE BEE DADDY! P.S. I am neither a father nor a bee". Now, I'm not the type to judge others based on whether or not they're a bee. My daughter isn't a bee and I love her an appropriate and normal amount. My mailman isn't a bee and I generally trust him to deliver my correspondence day in and out. The problem is, my son is too trusting and too into bees for his own good and I am very worried it is going to ruin his life, or at the very least, embarrass the family name. Yours sincerely. Douglas Waspington.
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If any of you know where my son is and if the individual they have eloped with is in fact a genuine bee, please let me know their location in the comments.
Where’s your goddamn son Fontaine? And does like bees so much?
Screenwriter: "How far do you want this Bee metaphor thing to go?"
Studio: "Yes."
Screenwriter - "I've got a knock-off of "John Wick" for you so blatant that it's borderline plagiarism!"
Studio - "Pass. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to take part in my beloved hobby of beekeeping"
Screenwriter - "...okay I can make a few changes and I think you'll like 'em"
Studio Head (allegedly): "The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed?"
They missed an opportunity not having Jeremy Irons starting singing “Bee Prepared!”
Oh my god that would've been perfect
“What’s this, a thriller without any bees, my briefcase of bees should put a stop to that”- Dr Bees.
"A mild mannered Wasp specialist"
"I wore a beard of bees to get this role"
I was about to comment on your absolutely heroic restraint in not including "not the bees," and then,
I feel like every time Jeremy Irons had to say "beekeeper" his soul died a little bit, and yet he signed onto a movie where that was the literal title. Amazing.
The exasperated, befuddled, "I can't believe I used to collaborate with Cronenberg and Soderbergh...and now I'm groaning exposition about how Jason Statham is really into bees for the director of Suicide Squad"
Long live the Queen.
Bee well.
Edit: i was disappointed not to hear "Death, where is thy sting?"
Statham: "IT'S IN ITS BUM"
Can't wait fer the crossover - 'Beekeeper x Winnie the Poo: Bloodier & Honyer'.
can’t wait to plegde fund that porno
Somehow the premise holds less water than if the beekeeper was just a straight-up Daredevil type who fell into a vat of industrial waste as he was getting attacked by a swarm of bees.
No wonder there was no good buzz about this movie.
Should have been called " Crank 2: Hive-oltage"
NOT THE BEES- Nic Cage
Can't wait for the sequel, The Ceekeeper.
The final entry in the trilogy, "The D Keeper" is just about a voluntarily celibate dude who wants women to leave him alone so he can hang out with his bees
@@inframeout That bee fkn hilarious. I salute you. All the honey to I/F/O for funniest comment of the year!
Believe me, I know. I've combed through all the comments and there's none funnier nor hunnier
Bee Movie but everytime someone says bee it's The Beekeeper
I’m very disappointed this movie wasn’t just Jason Satham killing everybody by summoning a swarm of bees.
He doesn't kill a single person with bees!
@@inframeout such a wasted opportunity 😔
Next up: Jason Strahan as Chance the Gardner in "Bee-ing There." A simple beekeeper gets mistaken for a brilliant actor and fails his way to the top in a series of misadventures and misunderstandings.
Okay I guess I’ll watch this movie
Beekeeper Ghost, is a Scooby Doo villain.
Is that man with the literal brick head a visual effect 2:52 or have I just not woken up yet?
Fun fact: I'm about to start working for AN ACTUAL BEEKEEPER
True! His name is Ron and he's an elderly Kiwi.
That is absolutely fantastic. Ask him if he was ever part of a league of mercenary special ops commandos
@@inframeout He's like 75. Absolutely killed someone with a bee sometime during the 20thC
WHERE YOU AT, BEE BOY?
beekeepers exist.
Can I say that this video is the bee's knees?
Or did someone else beet me to the punch?
I hope in the sequel we learn that the elite special forces are all the offspring of a literal queen, Angels & Insects style, of some nefarious world government.
SHOW ME THE HONEY.
Funniest film I've seen in 2024.
I was just about to complain that Nicolas Cage wasn't included in this video beefore I watched the end credits... hahaha...
Gotta save the sweetest plumb for last
Seeing John Saxon always makes me happy. What a legend.
Also it was very restrained of you to cut Nicholas Cage's scenes from this. Just the dialog was enough.
Bees. My god.
I foolishly assumed that the screenwriters of this would at least have done enough research to know they could have padded the script and made it appear the lore was deeper by using the alternative terms for 'beekeeper' IE honey farmer, apicultivists, apiarists. Instead they just decided to really just repeat the word 'beekeeper' so many time that it just loses all meaning.
it would've been so funny if you run out of bee stuff halfway through, you cut to credits, and then just leave a black spot until the video ends
Beadkeeper?
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well now I have to watch it to believe it
You know what's really messed up? I didn't even use all the references to bees when making this video
Ya like jazz?
Oh bother… it’s the Beekeeper
Oh Beekeeper Where Art Thou?
@@inframeoutNo Country for Beekeepers
La di di, 1 2 3, Eric the half a bee
Just a little bummed you didn’t include any clips from “Wild Mountain Thyme,” mostly Emily Blunt saying “It was meeeee who was the beeeeee”
Oh god I forgot all about that cursed, cursed film
@@inframeout as you should!
Does Statham at any point wear a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman?
He is the original Bumblebee Man
Bwah, ha, ha! Looks like I'd need to get a good buzz on to watch this.
May I suggest you unwind whilst listening to some Sting?
Gob's not on board
Where could your son Bee?
He's fallen for the ole' Honeypot scam
I personally wasn’t fan of this movie some of writing was flat and sort of was taking stuff from the movie the equalizer and other popular action movies
For my money, there just weren't enough references to bees
@@inframeout well I guess I’ll leave you bee
i do not like jazz
bees