Dan Reynolds: I've never known darker times And I covered the protest live At the Hatchetfield Kennel I am Dan Reynolds Dan Reynolds, spoken: ...with Action News, weekdays at 10 PM Officer Bailey, sung: I hate to relay the news But the football team might be screwed Stay inside, watch your children Bryce’s Reporter: A losin' streaks comin'! Solomon Lauter: There's a man on the loose And he's got a gun Better put out the APB! The psycho's killed two If he gets me next, make it three Everyone: If he gets me next, I could be three We're chasing wild goose And we don't know how Watch the blame go around! Man down, down, down, down Who’s swinging the Hatchet now In Hatchet Town? Someone’s got their hands on the Hatchet handle Swinging on the youth, it's a Hatchet scandal Careful or your folks will end up a cannibal’s plate It ain't great! You're better on the run than are you hiding Suddenly this quiet town's exciting Boy Jerry: I heard that the brains were soup Their intestines were cut in two So it’s gotta be Donna! Dan Reynolds: Yeah, it's gotta be Donna! Donna Daggit, spoken: Dan?! Karen Chasity, sung: Reynolds was in the school We all know he's a local mule Selling drugs to our children! Dan Reynolds, spoken: I'm a volunteer counselor! Karen Chasity, sung: We know he loves killing! Dan Reynolds, spoken: I certainly don't love killing Everyone, sung: Bailey's on the loose and he's got a gun And he's got a motive to kill! Officer Bailey, spoken: I'm a cop! Everyone, sung: The case is closed his description matches the bill Fits the bill, he fits the bill The killer's gotta go and for what he's done If you don't take him in, I will Man down, down, down, down Who's swinging the hatchet now in Hatchet Town? Everyone, sung (Solomon Lauter, spoken): Lauter's got his hands on the Hatchet handle (What, what what?) Swinging on the youth from his high mantle (I am the mayor!) Careful or your kids will end up on Karen's plate! Karen Chasity, spoken: Excuse me?! Everyone, sung: She just ate! Karen Chasity, spoken: How dare you! Everyone, sung: You're better on the run than you are hiding Suddenly this quiet town's divided Singing all these songs gives him greater windows to kill! But we're singing still! Bryce's Reporter: Oh! I remember before the lockdown The sun was shining on our town And our kids could walk the streets Oh! I remember the candy and rainbows No hatred, only halos And I knew what life could mean Until Jerry... Went on his murder spree Dan Reynolds, spoken: I knew it was Jerry! Boy Jerry, spoken: It was Girl Jeri, that dirty girl! Officer Bailey, spoken: Let's kill him! Everyone, sung: Someone's got their hands on the Hatchet handle Swinging on the youth, it's a Hatchet scandal Careful or your kids will encounter a terrible fate We're at Hell's gate! You're better on the run from this bloody-letting Suddenly this show is real upsetting It's looking like the hatchet sun is setting on us Who can we trust? Who's swinging the Hatchet now? Can I shit or will I drown? Man down, down, down, down Who stepped on our hallowed ground In Hatchet Town?
@@DirtyBoySoup don't feel bad, if it makes you feel any better NPMD inspired me to get into making gifs of it on Tenor and I've botched quite a few of them before learning better ways to do it and the newer ones have been much improved. Keep at it 👍
Dan Reynolds:
I've never known darker times
And I covered the protest live
At the Hatchetfield Kennel
I am Dan Reynolds
Dan Reynolds, spoken:
...with Action News, weekdays at 10 PM
Officer Bailey, sung:
I hate to relay the news
But the football team might be screwed
Stay inside, watch your children
Bryce’s Reporter:
A losin' streaks comin'!
Solomon Lauter:
There's a man on the loose
And he's got a gun
Better put out the APB!
The psycho's killed two
If he gets me next, make it three
Everyone:
If he gets me next, I could be three
We're chasing wild goose
And we don't know how
Watch the blame go around! Man down, down, down, down
Who’s swinging the Hatchet now
In Hatchet Town?
Someone’s got their hands on the Hatchet handle
Swinging on the youth, it's a Hatchet scandal
Careful or your folks will end up a cannibal’s plate
It ain't great!
You're better on the run than are you hiding
Suddenly this quiet town's exciting
Boy Jerry:
I heard that the brains were soup
Their intestines were cut in two
So it’s gotta be Donna!
Dan Reynolds:
Yeah, it's gotta be Donna!
Donna Daggit, spoken:
Dan?!
Karen Chasity, sung:
Reynolds was in the school
We all know he's a local mule
Selling drugs to our children!
Dan Reynolds, spoken:
I'm a volunteer counselor!
Karen Chasity, sung:
We know he loves killing!
Dan Reynolds, spoken:
I certainly don't love killing
Everyone, sung:
Bailey's on the loose and he's got a gun
And he's got a motive to kill!
Officer Bailey, spoken:
I'm a cop!
Everyone, sung:
The case is closed his description matches the bill
Fits the bill, he fits the bill
The killer's gotta go and for what he's done
If you don't take him in, I will
Man down, down, down, down
Who's swinging the hatchet now in Hatchet Town?
Everyone, sung (Solomon Lauter, spoken): Lauter's got his hands on the Hatchet handle (What, what what?)
Swinging on the youth from his high mantle (I am the mayor!)
Careful or your kids will end up on Karen's plate!
Karen Chasity, spoken:
Excuse me?!
Everyone, sung:
She just ate!
Karen Chasity, spoken:
How dare you!
Everyone, sung:
You're better on the run than you are hiding
Suddenly this quiet town's divided
Singing all these songs gives him greater windows to kill!
But we're singing still!
Bryce's Reporter:
Oh!
I remember before the lockdown
The sun was shining on our town
And our kids could walk the streets
Oh!
I remember the candy and rainbows
No hatred, only halos
And I knew what life could mean
Until Jerry...
Went on his murder spree
Dan Reynolds, spoken:
I knew it was Jerry!
Boy Jerry, spoken:
It was Girl Jeri, that dirty girl!
Officer Bailey, spoken:
Let's kill him!
Everyone, sung:
Someone's got their hands on the Hatchet handle
Swinging on the youth, it's a Hatchet scandal
Careful or your kids will encounter a terrible fate
We're at Hell's gate!
You're better on the run from this bloody-letting
Suddenly this show is real upsetting
It's looking like the hatchet sun is setting on us
Who can we trust?
Who's swinging the Hatchet now?
Can I shit or will I drown?
Man down, down, down, down
Who stepped on our hallowed ground
In Hatchet Town?
I'm so glad I found your channel! I'm excited for when/if the summoning gets done!
hoping to do it next, but it might take more time as im back in school now!!
2:07 personal timestamp(gonna audition with this part 🗣️🗣️)
@@BattynotFunky Good luck!!!
is it me or are there quite a lot of stutters like at 1:45 or is the song like that?
thats not meant to be there, sorry i rushed this one lol 😭
@@DirtyBoySoup don't feel bad, if it makes you feel any better NPMD inspired me to get into making gifs of it on Tenor and I've botched quite a few of them before learning better ways to do it and the newer ones have been much improved. Keep at it 👍
Hey, is it okay if I and some people use this for a cover? :)
hell yeah, go for it broski, just if youre posting it make sure to tag me!! my user is the same on basically everything
@@DirtyBoySoup Will do! Thank you!!