Bahu ki Delivery | Stand up comedy by Gaurav Gupta
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
- This video describes funny advices and opinion of people about delivery of child in india.
upcoming live show details
27th sep online show ( india) tickets on book my show and insider
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27th sep online show (north america), ( 6:30 pm pdt) tickets www.hungamacit...
10th oct Delhi live show, Tickets on book my show
11th oct Gurgaon live show ,Tickets on book my show in.bookmyshow....
Epic " love marriage Bhi Tum Karo Caesarean Bhi Tum karao"😆😆😆😅
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As a medical student I know that normal delivery is better over c-section because after c-section women has to go through many dificulties like increased risk during future pregnancies , blood clots, reaction to anesthesia etc . And women can avoid these problems if she has normal delivery. By the the ur comedy was awesome, aunty wala part was the best 😂👍
@Dark horse oh sister! He and his wife are dentist!!
@Dark horse ha ye to h hi vse
@@aayushi-ot7 dentist koyi bdi baat thodi hai, BDS ki kr saal seats khaali jaati hai. J
@@Baasnhuish Acchi college mai BDS karne ke liye Neet exam mai atleast 480 laane hote hai , which is quite difficult.
@@aimanshaikh2069 yes you are right 👍
Hello guys upcoming show details
ONLINE SHOWS :-
27th sep (india)
insider.in/gaurav-gupta-live-sep27-2020/event
27th sep (north america), 6:30 pm pdt www.hungamacity.com/event/26803/gaurav-gupta-stand-up-comedy-live
LIVE SHOWS:- (with social distancing SOP)
10th oct :- Delhi
11th oct :- Gurgaon
in.bookmyshow.com/events/market-down-hai-stand-up-special-by-gaurav-gupta/ET00138139
Miss u brother ur vedios
Baniya hu ...kharcha nhi karunga ..free mein daalna hai toh daalte rho 🤣🤣🤣
Chandigarh milte hai sir Lockdown ke bad apke jb bhi show hua ...... !! Lots of love ..!❤️
bhai ye video ni di daalne ke liye
You are best ❤️
OMG you are the most relatable guy for all the baniyas when you describe these characters and their dialogues!!! 😂😂😂
Not just baniyas ... everyone
Three cheers for the True baniya spirit😂😂😂
Dosto mai ek Chota UA-cam singer par mujhe koi nahi sunta ap Sun kar mujhe batao kaisa hai. Video ko अंत तक देखना दोस्तो प्लीज़ 🙏 aur thodi se help kar do doston aage badhne me because this my last hope🙏🙏🙏🙏😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
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दोस्तो अगर वीडियो पसंद आए और आपको लगे कि इसे भी सपोर्ट करना चाहिए तो ही चैनल सब्सक्राइब करें। कम सुविधाओं के साथ आपको अच्छा एंटरटेनमेंट प्रस्तुत करता रहूंगा बस आप अपना प्यार बनाए रखियेगा 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😕
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Hip Hip Hurrah !!
Its amazing how you so easily explained all the misogyny prevalent in our society.. that to in such a light hearted way♥️ more power to you
Rightly said ma'am.
ye misogyny prevalent konsi ayurvedic dava ka naam hai??
Pehle pata karo...
@@yogeshkanwaria632
Tabhi bhaiya...choro tumhari samjh nahi ayegi...rehndo tum😂
sorry but normal delivery is alway better for mother. operation should be the last option. don't spread false information
I'm also a baniya, the words and language you use, and the characters you describe , are of a typical baniya family.. i can relate to all.. 😂😂😂😂😂
Same 😂
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Yes right
Same
What is bania ?
You have represented socially traumatic Indian Aunties really well.....after Hearing this I hope they will start minding more of there own businesses. ..👵👵👵👵
He represented very well? This video was full of body comments on ladies.
The problem is that these aunties don't have any business to do!🙄
Today girls want to feel empowered without doing anything.
Nobody:
Really Nobody:
Comment section: Telling benefits of normal delivery.
Itne benefits hai ki mai video chod k comments padhne lag Gaya 😅😅
Well, here its important because many people trust standup comedians ;-)
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Sabne kara rakhi hai( saare ladkon ne) 😂
It's funny how all men r advocating for normal delivery..wen they hv no pain to bear😂😂😂
You dont know why they do so. As children from normal have more antibodies and is essential for future health of children
Look at how the developed world has ratios of normal vs c-section vs India.. you will realise the scam ..
@@chetanrocker yeah but the thing is women are usually given really strong painkillers during normal birth there.
Aren’t epidurals allowed in India?
@@idunnomanseemskindagaytome1493 who told you so
I was really tensed from some days n I started smiling evytime while thinking of ur show. You are next level Sir🎉🎉🎉🎉nd that talent is har kuch
he is truly relatable n hillarious🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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there are painfree options available for normal delivery like a combination of epidural anesthesia and pudendal nerve blocks. Speak to your trusted gynaecologist and discuss these options with them. Didn't want to go off on a tangent but just in case anyone is curious and/or anxious about the process of childbirth, know that medical science has come very far in the last 15 years and you DO have options.
I took epidural but still experienced pain . Why is that so
Yar ye to meri hi kahani he first delivery me bahut pain hua fir bhi normal delivery nahi hui seaserian karvana pada 2nd baar mene decide kiya pahle hi seaserian karvaungi normal ke liye try hi nahi karungi
Husband ko convince kar liya
Dr se bhi baat kar li sab kuch plan,
Fir saas ko bataya ,
Unhone edi choti ka jor laga liya
Zahrile logo (actually they are sweet)
Ko salah dene ke liye bhi bula liya sab try kiya unhone
Par finally me jeet gai
Huuuurrry😁😁😁🤣🤣 vahi hua jo me chahti thi
Gaurav bhai is the new BIG THING in INDIAN STAND UP COMEDY...savage talent
Caesarian is money making machine for pvt hospitals. They misguide you to opt for it. Whereas normal delivery is best for mother and childrens future
core hearted Baniya.....................
So true 😂😂😂😂😂👍
Same pitch bro
Nobody: Literally nobody: Comment section:blessing each other's parents.
Comment section: Telling benefits of normal delivery.
Fun fact: normal delivery is actually better than ceaserian !
How
Kyunki aapka normal hua tha, to baaki kyun bache? 😂
Bcos I m a doctor..n have read thousands of books!!
Le, tussi te serious ho gaye
Cause C-Section is done in complicated cases !
After raju Srivastava sir I have found you who can do such act with witty joke&punch lines thanks for the entertainment sir. 👍
And such acting 🤩
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9-9 bachy paida kiay , PR KABIE CHUU NIE KARIE'............
@bts army bts fan h isliye iq low h tera. Joke tha vo purana xD
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Lol
@@aichskay 😂😂
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The mamta part is actually kind of true because the pain and spasms increase oxytocin production. Oxytocin is a bonding hormone for the mother and the child.
And normal delivery also gives child it's microbiome foundation.
@@meenaverma5748 yeah
Ye hai Google Savvy girl 😂😂 Bahen ji ye comedy show tha sabko pata hai why normal is better 😀
@@nikthinks अरे यार, I was just telling 😂🙏
And Google nahi, it's in my books xD
Is comment ko pin kar dena chahiye btw, sabko nhi pata hai 😅
Title should be “gourav ki bahu”😂😂
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I don't know how gourav Gupta's padosi aunties dealing with it.
I just delivered a baby and This is fucking relatable 😂
Aap normal choose krna.....Inke chkkr me operation mt krna....Kyuki uske future side effect bahut hain.....Nd hospitals free ke paise bnane ke liye normal walo ka bhi operation kr dete hain....
Nahi samajti aajkaal ki ladkiya , operation ke baad spine mein injection lag ta hai which makes your body weaker for entire life...air bhi complications hai
Normal delivery is almost always better than c section though I had to go for one due to certain issue. My baby was a bit too big to pass through the pelvic bones gap, so doc suggested to go for c section. I prepped myself
For normal delivery for months by doing prenatal yoga, house work by myself and mind you I was all by myself with husband up until closure of 7th month with no lady to help me with. I drove to work 13 kms in car myself in Bangalore’s crazy traffic, worked through 8 hrs he day, drove back, cooked myself as I did not like the cook’s cooking and took care of my house. It takes your own willpower but girls these days are not well built. They have grown up eating junk food, so yes they won’t be fit and c section is easy option for them. My son at 6 is a rock star , well built, smart and super healthy. And I keep myself fit as well. I just climbed grouse mountain this summer. And felt wonderful about myself. It’s lifestyle that you practice.
Scientific reason: Normal delivery compresses the lungs of the child... which is beneficial for his immunity...
Neonates delivered through normal delivery have better survival rate compared to caesarean section.
Abe gandu chutiye ajkal to 80% operation se delivery hoti ha or agar sare bache operation wale mar jaye to India ki population kyo badh rhi itni teji se
Ya .... That's true
@@rko1060 immunity weak hona mtlb mar jana??
Kuch weak ho na ho...tera dimagh weak zaroor hai 😂
@@wamiqsalar abe chutiye tune survival rate likha ha mene us bare me likha
@@rko1060 isne bhi lgta h whatsup se hi pda h p😂
Gaurav sir's wife: Caesarean Kara do
Aunty ji: hamne to kabhi choon nahi Kari🤣🙏🏼
Everything was fun 😂jokes apart that last line.. I am a budding Doctor We have also studiea that If the delivery is normal Then Oxytocin is released from the mother's body which is a bonding hormone as it's also called love hormone..It really makes the female bond with her child
Meri mummy ka to cesarean tha
Mummy to saaye ki tarah mandrati rehti hai humesha mere sath,kiu?😂
Bilkul chipku hai meri mummy
Mujhe chikh bhi aa jaye pagal ho jati hai
A lot of things in the medical textbooks Regarding female health is orthodox and assumed stuff, keep your rational eyes wide open while going through
@@miniaturecreature yeah I also think so
Not every woman is tough enough to endure that pain
I mean not every guy is the same in terms of physical strength,right?☺
There is difference between people upto what extent they can endure pain/physical hardship
That's why in earlier times a lot of women and their baby died during childbirth also
Yaar spelling mistakes toh through the roof hain tere, thoda dhyan de un par
@@random_person_on_internet does it really pain so much?? Please don't mind if I m asking uh😅cause i m just curious being a girl....I already have so many reproductive problems..also a weak body...so??? Well,I am in teenage now😂17yo
After Caesarian Surgery , every winters... Women ko boht pain hoti hai back mein jaise jaise age badhti hai...
And other complications as well, also the young ones hv less immunity against day to day infection n illnesses!
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Absolutely!! Normal deliveries are better than c-section in every way.
Perfect example of mansplaining😂😂😂
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Normal Delivery is better than Ceasearian ..
-(An MBBS student)-
Thank God kisi ne bola
Mai kehne hi wali thi 😂😂😂
Rahat Monga 😂 Let’s use some knowledge where it can be 🤣
Exactly!!!!
Absolutely .. epidural can also be used for pain control
@@rahatmonga5903 Mai bhi mbbs student Hu, Mai bhi yahi comment Karne aaya tha. 😁😁
Best part: dhuk dhuk chuku chuk 😂 😂
Dhuk chuku dhuk chuk... thali or chamach leke was... hilarious 😂😂😂
I would've given you a heart, if UA-cam had it
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That mother in law acting at 01:09 , epic :D :D
Jokes apart.... But it is true that normal delivery is better than Caecerian if there is no risk at mother's life.
@@logicalbeing1897 zinda hena?
@@avinashshukla8410 ye bandi kyaa suspense chhor k gyi h😅
@@sanchitagarg5557 lol
@@logicalbeing1897 re bol bhi de 🤦♂️🙁
@@logicalbeing1897 thik h na ?
Pure baniya thing😂😂😂 ....... So interesting man!!
If one had a terrible day , must go through his video... Sab thanda ho jayega; so natural by nature & true baniya😍🤗😂
This guy is crazy. Like sooooooo funnnyyyy. Laughing in the middle of the night
Want to see him in Kapil Sharma show.. Simply outstanding..
Wtf kapil sharma
Eww..why would he go to that unfunny show
That would be bezzati
He is far better than kapil sharma
Jokes apart, if you are young, your skin has good elasticity, then c-section is a scam. Because it's literally like stabbing yourself. Takes months to fully recover, and you have to care for the baby while the core of your body is cut across and stitched. So many women get infections trying to move with the stiches. The baby has to rest on your tummy while feeding. Can you imagine the pain and the risk? Plus the injection ruins your spinal cord. So the delivery is not painful, but the aftermath is terrible.
Don’t insult Sumitra.... she is my maid 😅
Us logic se toh my maid is ruchi 😐
@@deep1551 🤣🤣🤣
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This guy.... Seriously this guy... He never fails to make us laugh...😂😂😂👌👌👌
"Iski Mamta jaag gayi hai"
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Epic "love marriage bhi tum karo caesarean bhi tum karao"🤣🤣
hilariously explained true situation
just reached 1 min of watching this and i am laughing like anything...gupta ji you do have that X factor yaar
Sir your standup is great everytime
Khidki ki grill😂😂😂😭 hans hans ke aansu omggg I have seen every video 5-6 times .ur amazing👍👍
Honestly you are sense of humour and you comedy timing is🔥
Rip english
Bohot badiya kill kiya aapne toh crowd ko😂😂😂
When he said: daath bahar waali aunty. I got flashbacks from past..😂😂
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I couldn't resist my laugh..hsna hi pda..bht hi bdiya jokes hain..👌🏻
Sumitra character is 🔥 😂😅👌
On a serious note ,in our family,ceasering caused a hell lot of complication even after a decade of operation. Besides that, child born by normal delivery are more immune to diseases
I started liking your videos.. and then he goes ...'Hum apni yaha marwane baithe hain'.. this statement he has used here for his mom... Wow... This is called, success at any cost.... 👍
True. One should respect Maa. Don't cross lines.
V true
Tilli wali kulfi😂
This video is awesome ..
You are ultimate paaji🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩......... Loved you in every comedian's live stream..... Apke hote hue bat hi alag hoti h....
Jaha dheko waha gali nudty... But yeh banda aaj k din b without any vulgarity logo ko hasata hai... Really appreciate ❤️
Natural delivery is always better than artificial delivery.
My favorite...no political, religious jokes... He can laugh at himself.. And makes us laugh at ourselves too... Baniya sabse badhiya
Very well said.... baniya binn ECONOMY soonnnn.... Jab kisi par bura waqt aata hai toh baniya hee financially madadd karta hai.....
I m pregnant nd I can relate this things🤣🤣🤣
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Congrats on being a mother soon ❤😊
Normal delivery is better than operation
Stay bless would be mother⚘😊
Good luck 👍👍
Seriously sir baby so raha hai or aaj tak itna kabhi nhi hasi muh par hath rakh rakh has rahi hu to cool bro yaar hats off aapko.. gud work ..
bhai he is the true comedian in entire stand up comedy act .....
Mujhe nhi lagta Gaurav se Zyada acha scenario koi explain bhi Kar sakta hai, Kya Bataya hai Sumitra k baare me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Being a doctor I can say normal delivery is far better cesarian leaves a lot of complication. Good comedy though
Waaah, loved the aunties part.
Waise ek aur way bhi hai - normal delivery with epidural
Whatta performance 🙌
Well done 🤗
This Man Every Time Rocks🤘🏼
Normal delivery is far better, cesarean should only in complications.
Oh bhaiiiiiiiiiii yhe band best hai yaaar no one can beat him in comedy 😆 😂😂😂😂😂 superb......
The video is great. I wonder why you are preferring caesarean cause 90% people literally cry for normal but doctor force them to do so. But kindly informing you that caesarean is more painful than normal delivery. Cause caesarean will gives your wife lots of stitches and marks which later becomes full of puss in it and after sometimes the chances are your wife will face the problems like blood clotting or even tumor of blood in stomach. Cause all this happened with my own sister in law after 2 years from delivery she continued with pains and cramps and puss and now last month she had a surgery done for the blood tumor happened due to caesarean ( cause while normal delivery all the blood and lumps goes away with flow which was not happened due to caesarean )
Anyways the choice is yours 😊
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Behen la idhar likhlu kahin UPSC ke exam main na aa jaye..
@@harshitsharma5048
Tumhare joke ke hisab se UPSC to bahot dur ssc bhi fail huye honge tum itna high standard and level nahi hai tumhara hota to ye cheapness nahi dikhate itni serious and kisiki life se related baat mai
Tum jaise logoko to sirf burai and negativity dhundana aata hai har cheej mai
@@renukagadekar2674 didi, why you're getting so serious? Joke tha sunke bhul jaane ka tha.😅
Have a great day ahead!😊
@@harshitsharma5048
Exactly tumhe bhi padhke bhul jana chahiye tha copied joke karne ki jarurat nahi thi
Have a great sense of humour and life ahead 😊
Respect to all moms for enduring the pain
It's almost 3 AM and I seen almost all your shows .....still laughing while write the comment...... Luvvv U Gourav... God bless U
Google survey ladkiya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣most funny part
All fvkin' scientists down here ugh!! Atleast enjoy the damn show😂
Your content truly relatable and hilarious without using vulgur words
Best ♥️♥️♥️ constipation one is epic 👍🏻👍🏻😂😂
Who is a true fan of Gaurav Gupta
Locket wala joke to zeher tha bhai zeher😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ye banda baniye jokes pe career bana lega apna😂😂😂
Aur tum auro ko judge karte rehjaoge!
Bana liya usne, red color ki jeep compass hai bhai k paas
That haan bhabhiji thing was so so true🤣🤣
Two jokes are good. Others are just body shaming jokes.
Nope there was body shaming and things which shouldn't be joked about but what to do people only like this kind of stuff. But yeah I enjoyed
Kuch chizon ko lightly lena sikho, har baat per offend hoge to life kaise jiyoge, hanslo thodaa
Ending was epicc😭😭😂😂😂
Wow! But This is automised mechanical laugh heard in almost all such shows. May be the show is too expensive and the audience wants to pull out every drop of value😊😁
haa yar yeh aunties such me aysi hi hoti h.😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Going through this phase now 😂🤣😜🤪
Congratulations! and all the best :)
Best of luck ❤️
Congratulations 😍😍
Jahaan tak ho sake normal delivery hi karwaana
Ohhh bhai video trending par aa gyi teri.
Congrats bhai
Ultimate 🤣
hahahahaha awsome...I am in my 9 month..and really going through all this social pressure...relatable..
😂 my name is Sumitra, pr m unche daant wali nhi hoon.
Ye to achi baat h phir😂😂
Are sir constipation wala joke to katayi zehar hai
Most hilarious video I ever watched 👏
I am expecting and I am baniya,mere ghar par same scene chal rAha hai 😂😂😂😂
So relatable 😂🤣
2:41 DEFINITELY TRUE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The last one could be kidney stones joke and work better. Great set though
Chha gye guru👍🏽😂
Someone : what is the viral thing ? Me : Binod Someone: i said viral? Me: May your parents live for 100 years Someone : Perfect.