10 I committed that in 2 hours I imprisoned villagers one to farm and the other with nothing to do and when they tried to give the one who wasn’t farming food the food would get sucked up and they would eavtully stop trying so I’d kill um plus I built this marine burned down a village turned some into zombies to cure and turn back just to reduce costs
Thisgave me a idea for a Minecraft challenge “Minecraft but you have a (insert thing) farm” It could be anything Disks Cooked chicken it could even be bedrock the challenge is beat the three bosses of the game ( well 2 and the warden ) yoru game could change DRASTICLY a depending on what farm you have if you have a cooked chicken farm you wont have to worry about food but other then that fro on your own If you have a idk diamond farm ( if those are real and not just a random item farm I made up ) all you need is a crafting table and a few sticks bedrock Idk
In a Minecraft modpack called ‘heavens of sorcery’ I crammed a bunch of baby slimes into a box where I forced them to jump for eternity on a crushing tub full of berries to produce juice for me
In my friends realm he’s actually made it a rule of no “Inhumane” farms which means no Infinite chicken farms, no mob grinders, no stuffing 50 cows into a jumping platform to slaughter, no iron golems farms and no villager farms. It’s actually INCREDIBLY fun to play Minecraft without these things
this is why i build a barn around my automatic cookers and have them all feeding into an item sorter i dont have to explain to people why i have war crime machines
Sounds like a saw trap: Hey chiken #1265, around you are four wall each 2 blocks tall. Under you is hopper. You will be introduced to 24 other chikens. Any eggs you lay will be gathered by the hopper and dispesed into a chamber. If a chiken is hatch while in the chamber it will sit there until adult hood, then the chiken burn in the lava above and it's corpse will be removed.
I actually made a machine that traps a fox in with a bunch of chicken and rabbit spawners,the fox is also given a sword with enchanted with whatever makes stuff on fire,there’s also hopper’s everywhere so everything is absorbed. (The fox in there gets nothing) meanwhile outside,there’s a chicken trapped with a pressure plate attached to a dispenser so that it will randomly drop collected items,now outside of the whole contraption there is a hand made forest with an in ground cauldron and a man made pond. It also has many flowers and rabbits,and an artic fox which I bred for 3 generations from two wild foxes.(I killed all other generations except his parents who have their own small pens so he can visit them) since he never med his parents he never learned how to hunt he can peacefully vibe with the bunnies,while the caged fox hunts for him!
You haven't seen hell yet, but you will when I finish making the chicken farm in my nether base and move you there with the other 479 chickens within 10 connecting chicken farms!!!!
KFC logic:
I'm the 60th like :D
I'm the 69th likes😎
im the 262 nd like
More like the entire slaughterhouse 💀💀
351th liker
Every minecraft player has committed at least 10 war crimes
As a Minecraft vegan i am innocent
Fax
10 I committed that in 2 hours I imprisoned villagers one to farm and the other with nothing to do and when they tried to give the one who wasn’t farming food the food would get sucked up and they would eavtully stop trying so I’d kill um plus I built this marine burned down a village turned some into zombies to cure and turn back just to reduce costs
No I think you meant all of them
@@hajimenagano1308 no one is safe, not even vegans are safe from the fun of committing war crimes
KFC: Hey, can you make this a fried chicken machine
Yeah KFC wants them blueprints🤣
@@monicaellisapplegate5194 nah kfc its too busy trying to capture a random hedgehog
@Game Oh so that what KFC means
5th
This guy made me think twice about the morality of my minecraft world
Then you realise it’s just pixels
However a counter argument is what do those pixels represent?
Minecraft is so much darker when you think about it 😅
@@reidboehmHaha yeah, lore crafters like Game Theory really change the way you look at minecraft
There is no morality only survival
@@wyatthermens2866 100 slaves under my house (in Minecraft)
“You haven’t seen hell yet, but you will.”
*takes chicken to the Nether* 😂
Underrated comment
@@graysonvalenti3650Thanks lol low-key forgot I even commented this 😂
@@Shadowhawk4136 Your welcome
“You haven’t seen hell” points to the iron farm
Just realised baby chickens have a smaller hotbox than regular chickens. Probly should have known
Edit: Heehee
Lol hotbox
hot box and just milfs in a box
I would imagine so, Baby chickens fr be weak, can't take a hit for shit with them Baby Lungs.
That's why baby chickens is harder to hit with a bow
"hotbox"
"but you will" bro's baby's are gonna turn into KFC 💀😭
The sheer excitement with which the man said that tho 💀. Truly terrifying
i love kfc
KFC's dream: Imma snatch those blueprints
Bro imagine if PETA investigates Minecraft players.
At least I don't eat pigs in Minecraft and everyone would be safe in the area of dogs. Hopefully
Very halal
I am Muslim
PETA would start killing pet wolves.
Oh God....
I swear some of the Minecraft creators went from do it yourself to straight up torture the villagers
this what they use in kfc
💀
Bro turned on detective mode
Nah. They use this for Chik-Fil-A, like the one in Vanoss's videos.
i love kfc
Welcome to the world friend!
*Proceeds to traumatise them*
Edit: 108 likes Oml thanks lads
Just like sea turtles
The warped vine that bypasses entity cramming so there can be infinite chickens in the egg laying spot:
Bedrock players don't get such luxuries.
What do you mean
We don't, but we have other methods
@@ArisAuditorez24 Average Bedrock technicals:
I play on Xbox and have one of these except it is too efficient
I js kill them with my fire aspect sword when I think theres enough chickens
Steve casually smiling the whole time as he explains possibly the most deadly machine ever made💀
This is an average KFC worker experience
This comment is based on the assumption that KFC used actual chicken.
Hh
Love how the first comments are "funky" bots
Anyways, I wish that were me
Just waot until they get 148 likes
The chicken?
Players in Minecraft make the Nazi party seem like a tea party
Truly the most evil one so far😂
Nope it is not
That's actually not a bad farm idea. I'm using it now
its a very popular farm idea
🪦☠️
I’m going to build it now too 😊
Damn. Man really just taught me how to make an afk farm through a skit
bro turned into jigsaw for a second
they didnt deserve this but earned
some have it way worse
Chickens dont earned this
2 minutes later he comes back to realize the chicken is actually a rooster
One chicken and 23 hen? It's still produce chicken
I sometimes forget that Steve, and to that extent, Us as players are all basically slavers with how badly we treat Villagers and Passive Mobs.
No one cares. For some reason apart from some mobs
The friendliest automated Minecraft farm:
That promise sounds near
“You haven’t even seen hell yet, but you will” man this dude goin to hell instead of the chicken
This is the KFC guy's secret formula
The chicken sees everything but everything sees the chicken
Bro just dropped a minecraft chicken farm tutorial and thought we wouldn't notice
every baby chicken when he tells them where they are: oh fuck you
Factory farms in a nutshell 💀💀💀💀
Bro took the "APRIL FOOLS" to the next level....💀👍
The white cat casualy and happily just chasing the brown one 😂
"go back to the farm"
- white cat
I’m going to do this later in my world, everyone knows I’m evil already so why not.
"You haven't seen hell yet but you will"
*that line goes so hard for no reason*
"How are the babies gonna survive that fate?!?!?!"
"See that's the neat thing... they don't"
I love u bro i love ur vids
Ngl the way the player talked sounded dark _💀_
Well that is calmer than the death stare
" you haven't seen hell yet, but you will... " Got me soooooooo bad
Does this actually work?
His psycho humor makes ne laugh almost every time 🤣😂🤣
Damn that newborn chiken smart for knowing how to talk instantly
How chickens see the minecraft world:
You should do a part two but from the baby chickens perspective
Steves eyes is wide and smiles insanely
This is so twisted, wow
Gonna build this on my world now
Here are types of chickens in MC:
The farm one
The sus one
The weak one
The tasty one
The tortured one
Built one of these and my friends thoughtbif was a contraption from hell too
the worst part is (minus the lava) a lot of these automated minecraft farms resemble real farms
Bro isn't even using a fox powered chicken farm
He just wants to kill chickens efficiency be damned
As a minecraft player, I felt that
"Have you ever seen hell yet?! But you will!!" nah my man's gonna take that chicken to nether
This really shows how many acts that are very illegal are just normal in minecraft.
Fun fact the chicken just got born and he already knows what cooked chicken is😂😂
who said hes going to hell?Hes going to heaven
Wait until this chicken hears about entity cramming farms
funny to imagine that every chicken that spawns he goes over this every time
This is just how normal chicken is produced irl
The Glorious of a Minecraft automatic farm Peta has nothing on us
What a coincidence
Im currently building a chicken cooker
(I lost 7 chickens because of a thunderstorm)
the part where he said "oh you haven't seen heck yet' but you will" 💀
Why does that 2-second old bird speak perfect english
Roses are red
Cactus are pricky
Holy sh*t, that esculated quickly!
His face at the end was unhinged. 💀
Bro that voice when the plan kicks in
Damn I might try this design. I have the same machine but for cows, lol.
Thisgave me a idea for a Minecraft challenge
“Minecraft but you have a (insert thing) farm”
It could be anything
Disks
Cooked chicken
it could even be bedrock
the challenge is beat the three bosses of the game ( well 2 and the warden )
yoru game could change DRASTICLY a depending on what farm you have if you have a cooked chicken farm you wont have to worry about food but other then that fro on your own
If you have a idk diamond farm ( if those are real and not just a random item farm I made up ) all you need is a crafting table and a few sticks bedrock
Idk
I just realized that Steve is probably a criminal.
A newborn already knows how to speak
Lol hoesntly this is pretty similar to the real life chicken farms
Farming in other games: ok guys. Let's head to that dungeon next
Farming in Minecraft:
Atleast the chicken was born in there instead of the lava part
"You haven't seen hell yet but you will"
*immediately leave the server*
“Welcome to the world FRIEND!”
*20 seconds later*
“Your not in hell yet… but you will be soon…”
That chicken should be happy for having the Guinness world record for speedruning death
In a Minecraft modpack called ‘heavens of sorcery’ I crammed a bunch of baby slimes into a box where I forced them to jump for eternity on a crushing tub full of berries to produce juice for me
The chick just born and already passed goo goo ga ga stage
In my friends realm he’s actually made it a rule of no “Inhumane” farms which means no Infinite chicken farms, no mob grinders, no stuffing 50 cows into a jumping platform to slaughter, no iron golems farms and no villager farms.
It’s actually INCREDIBLY fun to play Minecraft without these things
Can’t believe Mojang put this in their redstone book
this is why i build a barn around my automatic cookers and have them all feeding into an item sorter i dont have to explain to people why i have war crime machines
When you get caught killing someone by a chicken in skyrim:
This is where KFC family bucket were made
Bro I use this same exact contraption LOL😂
Steve promised him hell
KFC: We need this
Steve: how many emeralds will you give me
Don't judge me but this si the most useful thing I've seen today
Sounds like a saw trap:
Hey chiken #1265, around you are four wall each 2 blocks tall. Under you is hopper. You will be introduced to 24 other chikens. Any eggs you lay will be gathered by the hopper and dispesed into a chamber. If a chiken is hatch while in the chamber it will sit there until adult hood, then the chiken burn in the lava above and it's corpse will be removed.
What a warm welcome to the world of Minecraft 🙂
If you just get 3x3 hoppers you can get dozens of maybe hundreds of chicken, producing cooked chicken by the second
Concentrated animal feeding operation
I actually made a machine that traps a fox in with a bunch of chicken and rabbit spawners,the fox is also given a sword with enchanted with whatever makes stuff on fire,there’s also hopper’s everywhere so everything is absorbed. (The fox in there gets nothing) meanwhile outside,there’s a chicken trapped with a pressure plate attached to a dispenser so that it will randomly drop collected items,now outside of the whole contraption there is a hand made forest with an in ground cauldron and a man made pond. It also has many flowers and rabbits,and an artic fox which I bred for 3 generations from two wild foxes.(I killed all other generations except his parents who have their own small pens so he can visit them) since he never med his parents he never learned how to hunt he can peacefully vibe with the bunnies,while the caged fox hunts for him!
You haven't seen hell yet, but you will when I finish making the chicken farm in my nether base and move you there with the other 479 chickens within 10 connecting chicken farms!!!!
that was very violent
If you put even just a 2x2 square instead of only one, the efficiency of the farm will multiply unbelievably.
Non free-range companies lore.
The creeper gave me so much anxiety
So basically chicken farms irl