What Happens If Parents Don't Give Their Baby a Name?

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  • @TodayIFoundOut
    @TodayIFoundOut  5 років тому +519

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    • @GenuineWow
      @GenuineWow 5 років тому +101

      That ad was a tad too intrusive. It’s a joke that’s cool I get it, but I’ll unsubscribe if you continue to do them like this.

    • @TekniskM
      @TekniskM 5 років тому +17

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    • @liamwalton4183
      @liamwalton4183 5 років тому +55

      @@TekniskM Really? Whenever I see a company force a 3 minute ad on a youtuber then I feel they're a disgusting company and feel I'd never buy from them

    • @mgithaiga1
      @mgithaiga1 5 років тому +1

      How do you name your child Abscondita?

    • @lazyishardwork
      @lazyishardwork 5 років тому +9

      dyslexia is a terrible affliction. I initially read that comment as "Check out Mack Weldon and don't forget to use the porno code" I often need to read things a few times

  • @salucin
    @salucin 5 років тому +7403

    Thanks for demonetizing everyone Google. Now our favorite channels have to dedicate nearly three and a half minutes to talking about underwear.

    • @marker2468
      @marker2468 5 років тому +270

      Right? Thank god for the 10 second skip function

    • @TriaMaxwell
      @TriaMaxwell 5 років тому +44

      @@marker2468 Eh, I hover my mouse over the red line and usually I get a thumbnail showing what's coming

    • @Caercutta30
      @Caercutta30 5 років тому +38

      @Scott Whatever Just give it up. Dont you think you should pay for this great content?

    • @stevethegeckotv
      @stevethegeckotv 5 років тому +23

      I got 6 ads in the most recent TopTenz video 🤷‍♂️

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs 5 років тому +134

      @Scott Whatever I don't understand your point. Your refusal to support content creators with ad revenue is the reason that we have in-video ads. By denying creators the revenue they deserve through ad money they are forced to resort to things like this.
      Its your choice whether or not to contribute to people that create content for you, but you're literally advocating for not supporting them and then complaining that they need to find additional revenue streams to continue making content for you.

  • @mcaskey358
    @mcaskey358 4 роки тому +179

    I knew someone who's parents were going through a divorce when they were born. Apparently, both their parents filed different birth certificates with different names. They ended up with two names and two social security numbers. They didn't know this until they tried to join the military. Essentially they were told to pick one and I assume the other was just deleted.

  • @antonackermann9620
    @antonackermann9620 5 років тому +2369

    A teenager in the USA sued his parents for the name that they had given him at birth.
    They named him Gaylord.

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu 5 років тому +359

      Was his last name Focker?

    • @morpheas768
      @morpheas768 5 років тому +68

      LMAO What in the actual fuck! :D

    • @purpleku7768
      @purpleku7768 5 років тому +84

      Gaylord Perry was a ball player

    • @osmium6832
      @osmium6832 5 років тому +454

      Gaylord was actually a fairly common name once upon a time. It's... uhh... not so well received anymore for some reason.

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 5 років тому +215

      @@osmium6832 : _Oh,_ it gets _worse..._ Gaylord is a _family_ name, so someone who only half of the relevant info could think the family used to claim to be the feudal lords of the homosexuals.

  • @SnailQueenForever
    @SnailQueenForever 3 роки тому +142

    I went to school with a kid (we're American), where his parents were some kind of new age hippies. They didn't believe that they should force a name onto their child, because it was essentially the same as fascism or being a slave owner. So, for the first SEVEN YEARS of this boy's life, he had no first name. When he was put into school, teachers just called him by his last name. He got so used to being called by his last name, that he decided that his first name would just be the same as his last name, with a bit of changes. When I saw him back for 2nd grade, he proudly told the class he had named himself "Lenny Lennon" (not his real name, just an example of what he named himself). I looked him up on Facebook after watching this video, and sure enough, this is still his name. He also apparently went into the military, which definitely must've made his parents really angry lmaooo.

    • @causti9744
      @causti9744 2 роки тому +1

      Tbh joining the military to piss of your fucked up hippie parents is so much the essence of what hippie culture was about, he just reversed it in the most funny way.

    • @phatcat3705
      @phatcat3705 2 роки тому +8

      That's hilarious. Glad he rocked it. Not sure how to feel if this is a bad thing or a good thing, since every kid would handle this differently, so I definitely understand his parents' perspective. And to be fair, a lot of people DO hate their (legal) names. I heard that when people hate their name, they're disproportionately more likely to suffer anger and psychological issues, and commit violent crimes compared to people who are fine with their names. Well, calling someone something they don't like is INCREDIBLY disrespectful and akin to insulting them, which damages people, so that's no coincidence. Names can either make us, or break us.
      And it definitely doesn't help that there's an increasing number of people (not only celebrities, but yeah, they're the worst offenders of this) giving their kids ridiculous names, or at least ridiculous spelling, as if they're trying to force their kids into hating them from an early age, like Elon Musk's kid, some kid whose parents sued an airline company over an employee at the counter pronouncing their kid's name wrong (it was spelled Abcd; it's pronounced "ab-sid-ee," which doesn't sound like a winner, either), some parents who named their kid Collin but almost spelled it as "colon" because they wanted to give it a more "unique" spelling (thank goodness the nurse told them what a colon was before they marked the birth certificate), a mother who almost named her newborn daughter "latrine" because it's "a pretty word," etc. People don't look past the baby stage. Imean, if one's name sounds like a joke (or at least spelled like one), they're going to face a lot of suffering that could've been avoided, starting with bullying at school, to having trouble getting hired for a job.
      Personally, I would've handled this with good humor, because I actually really wish my parents did me that favor, too, since I've always HATED the name they'd forced onto me (first off, I'm not cisgender! So that's incredibly insulting to be called by a non-unisex, non-genderblender name. Secondly, I wasn't planned, so they picked whatever name was the most popular in my birth year for my biological sex, and they did likewise with my sister; my sister's cisgender and also okay with her name. It's always confusing growing up with so many other people in our age group with the same first name, like which one of us is being addressed? I want to be called [ ], but everybody says it has to be by our LEGAL names or diminutive form of them to avoid "confusion"), but my mother believes in being "proper" (including being a heteronormative crusader) and explodes abuse on me when I politely ask her to not call me by this name, knowing full well that I hate it and always had even as a very little kid (and never responded to that name, something she still complains about; you'd think she'd take that hint by now). She rages about that her father saw her as a son rather than a daughter (though in her culture, I'd consider that a privilege) and gave her a boy's name, which she's always hated, which might explain why she explodes in anger that I hate the "pretty" name she gave me and insist on being called an "ugly" name (that she INTENTIONALLY mispronounces, which I know she's doing to try to guilt trip me, because it's only one syllable, unlike the one listed on my legal documents, and simple to pronounce and spell), and my not identifying as the gender I was born as, because that was denied her and she probably doesn't want that same denial of our gender for her own kids, but doing the opposite is a narcissistic approach, too, since either way is denying our own selves in favor of what the parents want, not to mention hypocritical.
      I. Am. Not. HER!
      She just can't get that through her head! She refuses to accept who I am, that I have different tastes and preferences than she does, as well as the fact that I'm just a non-conformist by nature (yet she DELIBERATELY continues to call me/refer to me by the WRONG NAME (i.e., the one she imposed on me). Every. Single. Time, which I clearly heard her do literally just a few seconds ago from the other room (and then scream at me and say that I "don't know how to communicate" when I protest this and ask her not to call me that), as if trying to force this name would make me submit and accept this false version she expects me to be (that only ever proves counter-productive. And, yes, no surprise, I have anger issues, like pretty much all people who hate our birth names do but can't get changed for whatever reason, with being called this name always being my biggest Berserk Button). Also no surprise that she and I utterly resent each other and how turbulent our "relationship" has always been, with having me being the biggest thing she regrets in her life, and she's very open about it, which is both infuriating and hurtful.
      I asked to change my name as a kid, but, of course, protests from the family and how "dumb" and "ungrateful" I am for rejecting it. And changing one's name as an adult is so MUCH more difficult to do, and they can deny you for any reason (my documented history doesn't help me much, smh), not to mention that it's very expensive, so, obviously this hasn't come to any fruition as of yet. Job applications, and anything requiring legal documents/paperwork/ID is particularly difficult and a humiliating process on top of it (which is why I currently don't have either a valid photo ID nor a job, and have no plan of getting either UNTIL someone helps me finally get my name LEGALLY changed; all the jobs I'm actually qualified to do require name tags, which I was forced to wear for my old job, and it has to be our full legal name, the HORROR), because I have to explain myself Every. Single. Time. Only for the other person to STILL call me by the wrong name literally a second later, because it's not even close to the one that has me listed as, not even as a "nickname," and continually requesting to be called a drastically different name is a Red Flag for employers, since this brings out the worst in me (and even when I try to restrain my rage, my face automatically turns red when I get mad, which I have no way of hiding my displeasure when this happens, since I'm light-skinned and my face turning red shows).
      Terrible for the relationships department, too, since I obviously introduce myself by the name I chose, that fits ME, but eventually, people always find out what my so-called "real" (birth/legal) name is, when my family or someone from my past ignores my request and they call me by the wrong one, anyway, and all of a sudden I'm being red-flagged as a "liar" and not potential partner material, because if I couldn't be "honest" about something as simple as my name, what CAN I be trusted about? (Makes sense, though). But when I (albeit reluctantly) add (albeit the diminutive form of) my dead name when introducing myself by my chosen one (to avoid the previous conflict), people literally ignore what I said and would refer to me by the WRONG name, which is so disrespectful and degrading/emasculating, so I would rather use my chosen name and risk being accused of being a "liar" than start some drama with others calling me by basically an insult, because how people would react to this would be a perfect test for me on who I could trust.
      I mean, nothing wrong with the name itself; it's just not ME. My mother chose it because SHE wanted it, but didn't know she could change her own name, so wanted to have it through me. Doesn't work that way.
      This is another reason why I never want kids of my own. Naming is a gamble, because nobody gets to pick and choose who their kids get to be, so won't know who they end up getting. Because of the way I grew up, I prefer taking this "hippie" approach, too, not giving my kid a name because I want to give them that choice when they've figured out who they are and what fits them, yet at the same time, this could also damage them because maybe the kid might think that their parents didn't love them enough TO give them a name. (Charles Manson was literally named "no name" at birth, and we all know how messed up he became).
      Sorry this is so long, but giving someone a name against their will is a serious topic, because it deals with our very essence, and most of us are likely to be stuck with ours for the rest of our lives (I hope not me) because changing it is very complicated and expensive.

    • @michaelchance6125
      @michaelchance6125 2 роки тому +2

      @@phatcat3705 Hmm, long text but good for you.

    • @phatcat3705
      @phatcat3705 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaelchance6125 eh, thanks? I guess. Not sure if you meant that as a compliment or not, but I'm not sure how any of this is "good" for me, so I'm confused what is the "good" part. 😅

    • @jasonanderson5034
      @jasonanderson5034 Рік тому

      @@phatcat3705 only losers get bullied its not rocket science im a loser popular kids were jus naturally popular their names dont matter a kid with the name butt munch could be cool if they were just very likeable

  • @Lucailey
    @Lucailey 4 роки тому +2035

    Imagine being an adult going for an interview. " Hi, I am Baby Girl one."

    • @alexreinhardt671
      @alexreinhardt671 4 роки тому +29

      Me too would they just choose their own name later in life

    • @Lucailey
      @Lucailey 4 роки тому +8

      @@alexreinhardt671 it was a joke

    • @louc.6735
      @louc.6735 4 роки тому +77

      That's just every day life for my sims.

    • @unknownsauce69
      @unknownsauce69 4 роки тому +12

      Then they will star in a Netflix polish movie

    • @AS-yc3yy
      @AS-yc3yy 4 роки тому +24

      Nice name, my daughter has the same name, your hired

  • @alfreemstar6927
    @alfreemstar6927 4 роки тому +3657

    this one’s for you, X Æ A-12.

    • @Script.Doodles
      @Script.Doodles 4 роки тому +180

      Shockingly that’s a way to say Kyle apparently

    • @vladimiramatejova1796
      @vladimiramatejova1796 4 роки тому +216

      a teacher: how should I pronounce your name? ( some suggestions like zexi, zixi...)🤔
      xaex12: Kyle.
      teacher: 😶

    • @racheltaylor8831
      @racheltaylor8831 4 роки тому +117

      @@Script.Doodles Apparently it's X Ash A Twelve". According to Elon Musk himself.

    • @Script.Doodles
      @Script.Doodles 4 роки тому +30

      Rachel Taylor is it?! I thought I read somewhere that it’s just another way to spell Kyle

    • @racheltaylor8831
      @racheltaylor8831 4 роки тому +37

      @@Script.Doodles Nope, definitely not Kyle according to Elon.

  • @lemonice
    @lemonice 5 років тому +3953

    Short answer:
    They can't be killed by Death Note

  • @johnmurphy842
    @johnmurphy842 4 роки тому +537

    Q: what happens when you don’t name your baby?
    A: The child learns to respond to long moments of silence

  • @sometimessnarky1642
    @sometimessnarky1642 5 років тому +2088

    Who is pregnant for nine months and still needs over forty days to pick a name.
    I'm not even pregnant and I have baby names chosen just in case.

    • @Deathnotefan97
      @Deathnotefan97 4 роки тому +366

      I can understand not wanting to name a kid until after they are born, gotta look at them and figure out what kind of name would fit
      But I cannot understand how someone wouldn't at least have a list of names already

    • @sometimessnarky1642
      @sometimessnarky1642 4 роки тому +75

      @@Deathnotefan97 right. That's what I'm saying.

    • @SHGogo-df5jr
      @SHGogo-df5jr 4 роки тому +139

      Right? Like I'm not planning on having kids ever but even I have some names in the back of my head.

    • @ivyrose5153
      @ivyrose5153 4 роки тому +82

      Deathnotefan97 sometimes when you get pregnant literally everything including your tastes in names and styles changes. Even if they have lists there’s no guarantee they’ll still like those once it’s time to pick a name. Or sometimes the ones they pick don’t fit the kid or sometimes family will also make fun of people for what they name their kids and that tends to cause people to hesitate as well.

    • @nixtheclause9984
      @nixtheclause9984 4 роки тому +16

      To be fair, I go by my non-given name because it took my parents so long to figure out what name to give me.

  • @morganhinton5519
    @morganhinton5519 5 років тому +1209

    There's a story in our family that when my grandmother was born in the 1930's that my great grandmother wanted a boy so she named her "Johnnie" and refused to acknowledge her as a girl, the doctor felt sorry for her and so he added the middle name himself of "Faye", thus giving my grandmother the name "Johnnie-Faye", but grandma has always gone by just "Faye".

    • @imonthewinningside8281
      @imonthewinningside8281 4 роки тому +254

      I really like that doctor. 👍

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 4 роки тому +163

      My maternal grandmother's name is Johnnie Q (the Q doesn't stand for anything. Her middle name is Q). She was mostly called Johnnie. Occasionally someone would call her Johnnie Q. She named her youngest son Johnny. You normally don't hear of a boy being named after his mother.

    • @rilakkuma1640
      @rilakkuma1640 4 роки тому +44

      Oh so she's a fairy? that's so cute

    • @sinandcyanide7505
      @sinandcyanide7505 4 роки тому +42

      My ex husband's grandmother was named Johnnie. I thought it was cute. I've actually had a few elderly female patients with that name.

    • @sinandcyanide7505
      @sinandcyanide7505 4 роки тому +25

      @@tyneriddle7149 that's terrible! Who does that to their kid? What name did she go by?

  • @alexlandherr
    @alexlandherr 5 років тому +1641

    “Likely to lead to humiliation of the child” is an excellent requirement in my opinion.

    • @irrelevance3859
      @irrelevance3859 5 років тому +120

      Agreed. That's a shame for countries that allow parents to literally name their child anything. Some parents push it

    • @V25021
      @V25021 5 років тому +49

      Totally disagree. While it's a great rule of thumb, it's too open ended. An official has to decide, apparently they've even rejected the name "Nemo" because there was an uptick after the movie came out.

    • @aroseprince
      @aroseprince 5 років тому +55

      I think you cannot define it well enough though for it to be a law. naming your kid "Ho" seems so clear cut as humiliating, right. But Ho is pretty common chinese name.

    • @irrelevance3859
      @irrelevance3859 5 років тому +46

      @@aroseprince cultural/traditional reasons is a valid reason I think but then there's parents naming their children abcd, drug. Nope

    • @aroseprince
      @aroseprince 5 років тому +28

      @@irrelevance3859 but who is to say whose cultural traditions (or any other reasons for that matter) are valid? When my mom was born, the attending hospital staff wouldn't allow her mother to name her Deirdre (pron DEER-dra) for 4 days because in their minds, it was just gibberish, a made up word.

  • @isabellarodriguez197
    @isabellarodriguez197 4 роки тому +218

    Please name your children and put it on the certificate. My mom didn’t, also didn’t put my dad on there, and left us. It was always very difficult enrolling in school and when I was finally 18 and tried to fix it myself, it took YEARS. 22 years old is when I finally received my first government issued ID card, which was actually a few months ago. Now trying to get my license amid a pandemic. Don’t sabotage your children.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 роки тому +11

      You are required to in the UK

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 2 роки тому +14

      That sucks. I was born with no birth certificate as far as I been told. But at least, a got a name by one of my uncles.
      When your born in a small refugee camp, with no written documents, it's hard.
      But for me at the time in the 80`s, we had some photo to proof as a document, until me and my family moved to the USA, though. Lol.

    • @dwarfbunni
      @dwarfbunni 2 роки тому +7

      That shits hard to get normally. I lost my wallet as a teenager and it was hell trying to prove I was who I was when I had no damn ID. the only saving grace was that we ordered duplicates of my birth certificate when I was a baby and after being sent from line up to line up they finally gave me a temporary id... I cant imagine going through that without even a name... I wish you hope and patients. you dont have a fun battle to fight

    • @neos1234125
      @neos1234125 2 роки тому +3

      @@Stettafire You are required to in Australia as well, doesn't mean everyone does. I've met adults who's births were never registered. It's hell for them.

    • @jacquelynsmith2351
      @jacquelynsmith2351 2 роки тому +2

      @@dwarfbunni My state stopped accepting hospital-issued birth certificates in 2011. I moved back to the state in 2014 and tried to get a driver's license but couldn't because I didn't have a state-issued birth certificate, and I didn't have a valid driver's license (I moved back right as my Nevada one was expiring) to prove my identity to get a state-issued birth certificate. It was a nightmare... And the driver's license building was about a 15-minute drive from the state records building, with no bus route 😩

  • @unnamedmale3093
    @unnamedmale3093 5 років тому +1596

    This literally happened to me. For the first five years of my life, my legal name was "Unnamed Male".

    • @sleesullivan2796
      @sleesullivan2796 5 років тому +205

      Those are some lazy parents. No offense.

    • @unnamedmale3093
      @unnamedmale3093 5 років тому +362

      @@sleesullivan2796 None taken, more forgetful than lazy. They didn't realize the mistake until they were enrolling me in school.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 5 років тому +56

      @@unnamedmale3093 That's bad, almost as bad as neglect.

    • @biancat7761
      @biancat7761 5 років тому +19

      @@sleesullivan2796 haha that's a great party story!

    • @inspector5122
      @inspector5122 5 років тому +3

      Lol

  • @Gotz_the_iron_hand
    @Gotz_the_iron_hand 5 років тому +269

    I was "Baby" on my birth certificate. I was actually adopted from the hospital immediately after birth so my biological mother never bothered to name me. My adopted mother did, but for some reason, the record of that name was lost by the hospital, and they only had the original form with no name (besides Baby) on it from when I was birthed. That would not be the last time my name and records were lost. I have had my legal and education history go missing as well. It sometimes feels like there's someone out there, going through and scrubbing my files for some reason.

    • @tali6720
      @tali6720 4 роки тому +24

      I was called baby for 6 months too! Though for me it was because my parents were horrendously indecisive 😂

    • @jamesm4034
      @jamesm4034 4 роки тому +3

      I’m sorry to laugh. Smh

    • @LiesaPinkBunny
      @LiesaPinkBunny 4 роки тому +12

      WOW! That's like something out of the X-Files ...creepy😨😨😨

    • @lordrewwot7336
      @lordrewwot7336 4 роки тому +19

      Muahaha I’m deleting you! Some day you will be completely gone!
      Jokes besides, this sounds absolutely creepy.

    • @grimmer-rd1mm
      @grimmer-rd1mm 4 роки тому +4

      What do you go by

  • @Thyst1
    @Thyst1 4 роки тому +1243

    Knew a guy in school named: Yourmajesty McFadden. Teachers never called him by his first name, only as Mr. McFadden.

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 4 роки тому +149

      Michael Jackson's brother Jermaine named one of his sons Jermajesty. Sort of a play on Your Majesty.

    • @kurd9112
      @kurd9112 4 роки тому +65

      a kid in my school is named Master Phakin Saetan or Master Saetan

    • @kurd9112
      @kurd9112 4 роки тому +57

      teachers call him master

    • @totallycrazystudios1801
      @totallycrazystudios1801 4 роки тому +7

      *claps*

    • @OPJuiceBox
      @OPJuiceBox 4 роки тому +1

      Thyst1 lmfao

  • @darthkarnagge8343
    @darthkarnagge8343 4 роки тому +46

    Here are two for you: "L-sha." When asked about it, the mother pronounced it "Ladasha," further stating "The dash don't be silent". Number two "Batman Jesus Kennedy Jones." The parents said it is to reflect the "people" they admired.

  • @TonyMacaroni69_
    @TonyMacaroni69_ 5 років тому +695

    Hello, I'm Officer babyboy 1 how can I help you?

    • @TonyMacaroni69_
      @TonyMacaroni69_ 5 років тому +9

      @lcyw20hahaha LMAO😂😂

    • @awesomeartist-xu7us
      @awesomeartist-xu7us 5 років тому +11

      Help my name is nine and seven is trying to eat me

    • @crazy4orlando2
      @crazy4orlando2 5 років тому +1

      ...

    • @TonyMacaroni69_
      @TonyMacaroni69_ 5 років тому +1

      @@crazy4orlando2 excuse me, what?

    • @crazy4orlando2
      @crazy4orlando2 5 років тому +2

      @@TonyMacaroni69_ My ohone was being an a hole and I couldn't get out of the comment screen and ai thought if I Tyler something it would work but it didn't. So i shut it down and forgot to go back and delete it.
      To be fair the random characters my phone pocket typed would have been even more confusing. Sorry.

  • @longforgotten4823
    @longforgotten4823 5 років тому +436

    “Unfortunately, the state did not care about her nocturnal hallucinations.” I think my day has been made.

    • @TheInselaffen
      @TheInselaffen 5 років тому +4

      The state being Israel and the nocturnal hallucinations being Mohammed's.

    • @longforgotten4823
      @longforgotten4823 5 років тому +12

      Organon The state being Denmark and the nighttime hallucination being A dream.

  • @EyeHeartShantel
    @EyeHeartShantel 4 роки тому +811

    This episode made me think of the Family Guy episode where we see that Meg's first name is actually Megatron.

  • @ImaBlack1969
    @ImaBlack1969 4 роки тому +231

    I actually had a great-uncle, Boy, and a great-aunt, Daughter. They were twins.

    • @molls127
      @molls127 4 роки тому +44

      who were their parents? the berenstain bears?

    • @ValeriePallaoro
      @ValeriePallaoro 4 роки тому +26

      @@molls127 somebody who didn't know that boy babies were called 'son"

    • @koibubbles3302
      @koibubbles3302 4 роки тому

      ImaBlack1969 they didn’t change it?

    • @ImaBlack1969
      @ImaBlack1969 4 роки тому +14

      @@koibubbles3302 Nope. They were always Uncle Boy and Aunt Daughter.

    • @ValeriePallaoro
      @ValeriePallaoro 4 роки тому +2

      @@ImaBlack1969 Hey? I just had a thought; you said 'great uncle and aunt', how long ago were they born? Do you know of their circumstances?

  • @allpowerfulmitochondria759
    @allpowerfulmitochondria759 5 років тому +1264

    The Gersha case really pissed me off. Like it’s a real name, it’s just a foreign name.

    • @VicereineKillbride
      @VicereineKillbride 5 років тому +50

      Iceland is against foreign names too, I think

    • @BayMaxAcademy
      @BayMaxAcademy 5 років тому +148

      @@VicereineKillbride That's stupid, Its your child you should be able to name your child whatever you want. It's your child not there's.

    • @VicereineKillbride
      @VicereineKillbride 5 років тому +90

      @@BayMaxAcademy Yeah, I don't think the law is because they're trying to be mean, lmao. Pretty sure it's because most of their databases aren't equipped to process characters, sounds, and symbols from other languages.
      Same reason that when a Russian move to the US, the name Иван would become the name Ivan. Or the name Оля becomes Olya. It's for practicality purposes most of the timr

    • @jester886
      @jester886 5 років тому +17

      HrhMk it’s 2019 bro beside government technology is 7-10 years Ahead of the public so your argument is invalid.

    • @anthonyodonoghue2539
      @anthonyodonoghue2539 5 років тому +33

      If I met a Russian called that until they gave me a pronunciation I'd call em squiggles

  • @silkisdabomb
    @silkisdabomb 5 років тому +319

    My neighbor is a 3rd grade teacher (in Michigan) and he told me he had a kid in his class named “baby boy” and I never believed him.... but now I think he was telling the truth lol

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 5 років тому +19

      Of course, these days, parents might have given the child the name "baby boy" on purpose!

    • @cockroachcor3
      @cockroachcor3 5 років тому +7

      Michigan’s weird af let’s be honest

    • @pixx3461
      @pixx3461 5 років тому +2

      @@cockroachcor3 I live there and can confirm

    • @lockergr
      @lockergr 5 років тому +6

      I would refuse to call a child by that name and would have made the parents or the child give me a suitable name to call him by. I have had small children tell me they wanted to be called different names, but I always go by what the parent's choose and it's never been a problem short of when kids want the Americanized name their previous (and too stupid to say it correctly) called them. Latino children have it rough sometimes.

    • @Sadiqi
      @Sadiqi 5 років тому

      My legal name is Baby Boy...

  • @blaze0rama
    @blaze0rama 5 років тому +74

    My Uncle was denied a job which required a security clearance because his birth certificate stated his name was Baby Boy. He had to go through so much rigamarole to change his name legally to George (which everyone had called him forever) but in the end, he succeeded. He never did get that job, it took too long to change his name. [born in Brooklyn, USA in the 1920s]

    • @peggyjones3282
      @peggyjones3282 5 років тому +1

      This happened to my grandpa. Her birth certificate said, "baby girl." When she was in her 80's it made getting a passport difficult.

    • @snakes_shadow3539
      @snakes_shadow3539 5 років тому +1

      I had a teacher whose birth certificate read "baby boy *insert surname here*"

    • @tilnightfall
      @tilnightfall 5 років тому +1

      My original birth certificate says Baby Girl but my parents and I had it legally changed to Melissa, which is what they called me, when I was 15.

    • @lewisletthedogsout9020
      @lewisletthedogsout9020 5 років тому +1

      My mom's original birth certificate says Baby Abbott. She was adopted and adopted parents had her name changed and such so we didnt know because we didnt see her birth certificate until a few years ago.

    • @tokyomootsie
      @tokyomootsie 5 років тому +1

      Yep. Same thing with my Grandpa who had to have his brother Daniel go to court to testify to his identity as the correct "baby boy".

  • @star-pi1bh
    @star-pi1bh 4 роки тому +652

    Europe: pls name your child a normal non humiliating name thank you
    america: yeah (XÆ A-12Of chunky CHeese/boixa0 thats a great name

    • @jadethegamermc
      @jadethegamermc 4 роки тому +17

      I want my future son to be Caleb. Not too common, but not strange.

    • @reddytoplay9188
      @reddytoplay9188 4 роки тому +11

      @@jadethegamermc and send him to Caleb City?

    • @Simplyblondie
      @Simplyblondie 4 роки тому +4

      I like Damien,Blake,Aaron for my future son
      And Mabry,Ayla,Resse for my future daughter.

    • @memorylapsedm8262
      @memorylapsedm8262 4 роки тому +20

      @@jadethegamermc Whatever you do, don't ever name your children Yesterday or Tomorrow. Had two friends who were brother and sister who had those names. They were always eavesdropping into conversations that they were not even a part of whenever they heard you talking about either yesterday or tomorrow with your friends. Needless to say, when they became of age and off from under their parents rules because they wouldn't let them change their names, they had their names changed. If their parents ever, from that point forward ever tried to call them by their birth names, they wouldn't respond. And their parents would get angry as if determined and persistent to get them to change their names back to their birth names. I'm sorry, but I wouldn't F#&%)!^ respond to you either or anyone else for that matter once I had my named changed to something different, if you ever named me that; I witnessed what those two went through growing up. It was absolute torture to them, because they always thought everyone was talking about them whenever they heard the words yesterday or tomorrow in a conversation, and knew everything else everyone was doing the next day or had done the previous day. They knew everyone's entire lives when it was never any of their business lol.

    • @davigomes1525
      @davigomes1525 4 роки тому +8

      In Brazil we have a how bunch of terrible names for kids, some try to emulate American artists but written wrong, bits of songs, in extreme cases there are people called by the name of objects like "carimbo" which mean "stamp" and some other kinds of things. Unfortunately it happens more often than you may think

  • @bluetruckwindshield
    @bluetruckwindshield 5 років тому +1160

    If anyone wanted, the intro ends and the actual video starts at 3:21

    • @williamrasasane364
      @williamrasasane364 5 років тому +39

      Thank you

    • @nerdee3249
      @nerdee3249 5 років тому +4

      Thank you!!

    • @cloroxbleach5687
      @cloroxbleach5687 5 років тому +4

      Thank you

    • @mrgoldengraham027
      @mrgoldengraham027 5 років тому +7

      Was also gonna do this but you saved me the time :) Thanks

    • @angeliki5135
      @angeliki5135 5 років тому +8

      I love how you choose the timestamp to be 3.. 2... 1.
      I almost expected a rocketship to blast off somewhere just counting down those numbers. 😂
      But thank you!

  • @VampireBuddha
    @VampireBuddha 5 років тому +242

    Person: Hi, I'm Roger, what's you're name?
    Adolf Hitler Campbell: Uh, John.

  • @helmsplitter0233
    @helmsplitter0233 5 років тому +443

    I'm wondering the psychological aspect of never being named

    • @caileyrookids
      @caileyrookids 4 роки тому +32

      Exactly! I came here wondering how a person would act if they were, somehow, never given a name or nickname. Would they assign themselves a name?

    • @kurasuta3715
      @kurasuta3715 4 роки тому +2

      That's what I'd like to know too! Like how much does a name contribute to your identity?

    • @justsoicanfingcomment5814
      @justsoicanfingcomment5814 4 роки тому +8

      In my family we follow an ancient tradition of not naming a child until the age of five.
      Reason being many children would not survive in ancient times and becoming invested in a child by naming it when it could die at any time would cause more suffering in the family.
      A child that survived five years was past the point where death could come at any time and was far less likely.
      Then we followed the tradition of naming a child with a childhood name, which would be the child's name until they came of age and where called an adult where the child could then take on there adult name.
      If male the age of fifteen was when I was able to chose my coming of age name.
      If female when each of my sisters started menstruating [for my sisters that was ages eleven, twelve and sixeteen they were able to chose there coming of age names.
      My childhood name was determined by me being fast, good at hiding and out fighting larger kids by out smarting them and using my surroundings to win.
      Also it is tradition in my family to name the eldest son [If he was born in April] "Vulpes-Vulpes"
      So until I was five years old I had no name, then at age five I was named Vulpes-Vulpes, then when I came of age I was robbed of my family's childhood name as the State of Florida would not allow for a traditional Pagan name to be used and forced to take on my mothers last name as my mother and father never married according to the courts even though they had had a traditional Pagan wedding. >:(
      So I was robbed my birth right childhood name by the State of Florida, Insulted by the State of Florida by being forced to take on my mothers name but not my fathers last name as if I was a bastard, even though I know my father and my parents had had a Pagan wedding the State of Florida would not recognize it nor recognize my family's religious practices. Nor would the State of Florida allow me to change my name at the age of fifteen as is my family's tradition.
      So, it's not about not being able to pick a name for your child at birth.
      It's about following traditional family naming practices that my family has held to since before most country's even existed.

    • @caileyrookids
      @caileyrookids 4 роки тому +3

      @@justsoicanfingcomment5814 I'm so terribly sorry that that happened to you. It wasn't right, and I agree that it was an insult, not just to you, but to everyone who follows those traditions.
      However, I would like to point out that that doesn't answer the question being posed. What I was wondering, at least, and what I think the original commenter was wondering as well, is how would an adult think of themselves if they were never given a name or nickname. It would be nearly impossible for this to happen naturally, I'm sure, because it involves no-one ever referring to them by the same thing twice before the age of adulthood (or at the very least late teens). Even if that was someone's family tradition, I would still be interested to know how they thought of themselves before having a name.
      Thank you for sharing your story. It was very informative, and I appreciate knowing it. Again, I wish Florida hadn't been so cruel to you.

    • @justsoicanfingcomment5814
      @justsoicanfingcomment5814 4 роки тому +5

      @@caileyrookids I was called boy for the first few years until I reached the age of five, I am a boy so I did not really notice or care about not having a true name at the time as one was not needed.
      I knew my father and mothers voices and if they called to me the other children knew it was not there parents but mine by the tone and sound of the voices of the ones calling.... I turned out fine not having a name at a young age.
      I was just one of the boys and my sisters were just one of the girls.
      You will get a name some day, whether you want it or not, whether you chose it or not.
      Not having a name at a young age gives you the freedom to chose who you want to become, it is not a detriment.
      If anything having a name early on and being stuck with it forever ties you to one mindset and leaves you no moniker to shed as you go from child to youth to adult. Each phase in your life is a new beginning, a new chance to change, grow and better yourself with all the lessons you have learned in each stage of your life. Unless you do not separate them and hold on to all of your baggage.
      That can lead to people always feeling that they have been a failure, even though as a child or young adult they may not have had many options or room for personal growth.
      Then as they become an adult a whole new world of opportunity's opens up. Yet they hold their old name and all it's failures, feeling they will just fail as they always have, but with a new name and new opportunity, they may feel more emboldened to venture forth and MAKE a name for THEMSELVES. One they can call their own, one they earned, one they have cultivated.

  • @ZsaZsaUmbra
    @ZsaZsaUmbra 4 роки тому +75

    I'm an Ohioan and was Baby Girl for awhile. My mom still calls me that. I wish she wouldn't do it in public. It makes us look like a May December lesbian couple.

    • @davidcampbell4465
      @davidcampbell4465 3 роки тому +3

      Just saw this. I have a aunt who was not named at birth. They just called her 'Lady'. A year later they drove thru Henrietta, Okla. Grandpa really liked that name. So, that's what they named her. Didn't hurt that grandpa's name was 'Henry'.

  • @slhurtt
    @slhurtt 5 років тому +299

    "The meanest thing that he ever did before he left, he went and named me "Sue" - Johnny Cash

    • @cplmpcocptcl6306
      @cplmpcocptcl6306 5 років тому +8

      S. Truth Lmaoooo. Love that song

    • @HomebrewHorsepower
      @HomebrewHorsepower 5 років тому +31

      Actually the song was not written by Johnny Cash, is was written by Shel Silverstein. Yes, that Shel Silverstein.

    • @junkiejackflash
      @junkiejackflash 5 років тому +18

      @@HomebrewHorsepower Shel hung out with Johnny and surprisingly even David Allen Coe. Shel loved some of those more vulgar songs Coe made

    • @magnificentfailure2390
      @magnificentfailure2390 5 років тому +9

      @@junkiejackflash Shel wrote some of those vulgar ditties.
      Check out his own LP's

  • @teresaellis7062
    @teresaellis7062 5 років тому +281

    Family oriented and had nine children by five women and beat and threatened to kill the women in his life Tell me Heath, how is that family oriented again?

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 5 років тому +7

      Creating, and possibly using.

    • @Kevin15047
      @Kevin15047 5 років тому +6

      In a conservative sense, I guess?

    • @danielhebard1865
      @danielhebard1865 5 років тому +15

      @@Kevin15047As a conservative myself, I think I'm qualified to say that no, conservatives don't believe that being a domestic abuser makes someone a "family man."

    • @foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567
      @foreveronmywaytofuckyourbi5567 5 років тому +5

      family oriented violence still makes him family oriented. or perhaps he often was oriented towards his family physically

    • @dwane0123
      @dwane0123 5 років тому

      Then you need to come out of the attic

  • @anniel6479
    @anniel6479 5 років тому +338

    My grandma knew a girl named Female when she was in school.

    • @tanyagarcia3721
      @tanyagarcia3721 4 роки тому +12

      I saw somewhere where the mother was Mexican or something and thought the baby's name was femali like female with thelast e sound like an e

    • @XpetraXpazlX
      @XpetraXpazlX 4 роки тому +24

      I knew a girl named lady

    • @chases1027
      @chases1027 4 роки тому +10

      I used to tutor a girl named Baby

    • @heyyyitstori9800
      @heyyyitstori9800 4 роки тому +7

      i know a girl named lady

    • @Cloverfr
      @Cloverfr 4 роки тому +1

      @Amanda Miranda In which country? Never in my life I have heard it.

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar 3 роки тому +114

    A woman walked into Walmart with 14 kids. They all started running around like idiots, and finally the mom got annoyed. "Billy! Get over here!" she said. And all 14 boys came running. A bystander was impressed. "You actually named all of your kids the same name?" he asked. She says, "Yes. I knew I wouldn't be able to remember that many names, so I named them all the same thing." The man says, "But what if you only need to talk to one particular boy?" The woman replies, "Then I call them by their last names."

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 3 роки тому +23

      I knew a family with several sons, all named John. They would always be referred to by both first and middle names-John Clint, John Samuel, etc.

    • @WhyteLis21
      @WhyteLis21 2 роки тому +9

      That's alot of kids and mouths to feed. Reminds of my sister, which sits at 10 kids. Lol.

    • @borisjohnsonslostcomb7457
      @borisjohnsonslostcomb7457 2 роки тому +1

      Ha ha

    • @machfiver753
      @machfiver753 2 роки тому +6

      Bada tssshhhhhhh

    • @jacquelynsmith2351
      @jacquelynsmith2351 2 роки тому +2

      My partner's family uses 5 male names, each of them get one for their first name, a different for the middle name. So my FIL's first name is my partner's middle name. My partner's first name is one of his brother's middle name. That brother's first name is another brother's middle name... I thought my family had it confusing with all of us just having the same initials

  • @austinbartol1369
    @austinbartol1369 5 років тому +293

    I didn’t know he had legs

    • @TodayIFoundOut
      @TodayIFoundOut  5 років тому +63

      Only occasionally.

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion 4 роки тому +3

      @@TodayIFoundOut Apart from other names i like the name "Wichita" {as a girls name}. 👨‍🏫🙋‍♂️ 👨‍💻🇦🇺 🤱✍

    • @HaikatrineKat
      @HaikatrineKat 4 роки тому +5

      Today I found out that Simon Whistler wears short shorts.

  • @grosslyincandescentgaming5130
    @grosslyincandescentgaming5130 5 років тому +49

    So with me I was separated by my mother at birth and put into foster care. I wasn't given a "legal" name until my adoption was finalized when I was 4. BUT all that time I was "legally" named "baby boy (and bio last name)"
    BUT the cool thing is that a nurse named me Zachary (unofficially) and it just stuck with me ever since. So when I was asked at my adoption if I wanted to keep the name, I said yes.

    • @jslferrell
      @jslferrell 5 років тому +2

      My maternal grandmother was a foundling and one of the nurses in the nursery wing was permitted to adopt her. This was in the 1920’s. The nurse named her after the ward nurse who approve her and her husband’s request to adopt her.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 5 років тому +1

      Hey there, Baby Boy 😉

  • @jwo7777777
    @jwo7777777 5 років тому +53

    As a teacher, my mother had students with strange names. She taught "Watermelon" one year followed by her little brother "Orange" the next year. Their mother named all of her children after her favorite foods although the two I listed were spelled as shown, but pronounced non-standardly (wah-TER-muh-lawn and oh-RON-chuh).
    I also got into it with a local governmental agency shortly after the birth of one of my children. We had filled out the form with the middle name we chose, but they had made an error in transcription. When we pointed it out, they denied that they made errors, got very snooty and claimed it was our error and we would have to pay to have the name changed "if we didn't like what we had chosen." I pestered them until they went into the files and looked up the original filled form and meekly told us they would correct the error and mail us the new certificate.

    • @BebeesHuman
      @BebeesHuman 4 роки тому

      A hospital nurse filled out some papers to get my younger brother registered in the county he was born in. When my parents got his birth certificate his last name was listed as: EGGS. That wasn't our family's name, but close to it.

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 4 роки тому +1

      My friend has a cousin named Tangerine. Former neighbor named his son Seven.

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 2 роки тому +1

      I knew a full grown woman who insisted on being called Rainbow. That was so strange

  • @mearness4027
    @mearness4027 4 роки тому +313

    Short answer: "the government gives them a name"
    Long answer: "theee governmenttttttttt givessssss themmmmmmm aaaaaaa nameeeeeeeee"

    • @carjaroo
      @carjaroo 4 роки тому +8

      thanks for saving me 19 mins

    • @mearness4027
      @mearness4027 4 роки тому +2

      Student Account you're welcome ;)

    • @sierra2846
      @sierra2846 4 роки тому +2

      Thank you

    • @pinklickpony
      @pinklickpony 4 роки тому +2

      Not so. My late girlfriends birth certificate had no first name only a surname.

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 3 роки тому +1

      @@carjaroo I guess you don't care about the 99% of other content on this video then

  • @UsrNmTkn
    @UsrNmTkn 5 років тому +236

    I had a coworker named Seven because she was the seventh child. That's all. She hates the 789 joke.

    • @sybillestahl8646
      @sybillestahl8646 4 роки тому +35

      I don’t actually know Latin, but isn’t this what the Romans used to do, with names like Septimus and Octavius?

    • @sinandcyanide7505
      @sinandcyanide7505 4 роки тому +8

      I have a cat named Seven. He's named after my brother but that's just a nickname.

    • @cheetosandyogurt
      @cheetosandyogurt 4 роки тому +11

      My youngest sister also has this name. At least my parents were "original" enough to change the spelling a bit: Sevyn

    • @carmie329
      @carmie329 4 роки тому +6

      My friend was ewalu which means 8 in Hawaiian.... he was the 8th sibling lol

    • @masterbrainthevollmilch7091
      @masterbrainthevollmilch7091 4 роки тому

      @@sybillestahl8646 The coworker's parents were born in the wrong generation :D

  • @hinduhillbilly
    @hinduhillbilly 5 років тому +129

    I love it when Simon is driven to cursing.

    • @MAjYQSammi
      @MAjYQSammi 5 років тому +1

      HinduHillbilly Same 😂😂😂

    • @julieegan1337
      @julieegan1337 5 років тому +1

      😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @PanicbyExample
      @PanicbyExample 5 років тому +4

      ive never been witness to it before this, fitting conditions

  • @johnopalko5223
    @johnopalko5223 5 років тому +150

    I've always admired Simon's equanimity and ability to keep a straight face. It's not often you see him go into full "WTF??" mode.

    • @artchic528
      @artchic528 5 років тому +16

      It's that famous "British Stoicism". Obviously it has it's limits, like when talking about Heath the Nazi. WTF is wrong with that guy?

    • @Avril.
      @Avril. 5 років тому +20

      But is a freaking joy when he does break.

    • @kelly2fly
      @kelly2fly 5 років тому +6

      I'm sure there were plenty of takes.

    • @jslferrell
      @jslferrell 5 років тому +4

      Phoenix Uprising and that was the best one.

    • @vivienrenee416
      @vivienrenee416 5 років тому +2

      I came to the comments to see if anyone else made the same observation!

  • @Robin_Goodfellow
    @Robin_Goodfellow 4 роки тому +71

    I heard of a guy once who legally changed his name to Larry. That's it. No last name. The IRS was real mad.

    • @653j521
      @653j521 3 роки тому +7

      Robin Goodfellow The IRS is interested in your SS number, birth date, and if Larry is your legal name as used on all your official papers, then Larry. Your story sounds like an urban legend.

    • @Robin_Goodfellow
      @Robin_Goodfellow 3 роки тому +3

      @@653j521 Definitely could be. It was second or third hand information by the time it got to me. Maybe even further than that.

    • @candy-ninja
      @candy-ninja 3 роки тому

      Good for Larry. He found a way to cheat the system

  • @BeverlyM52
    @BeverlyM52 5 років тому +314

    Unknown to him, my dad was Baby Boy “Taylor” until he enlisted in WWII.

    • @SafetySpooon
      @SafetySpooon 4 роки тому +23

      My father's firth certificate had his name & his gender mixed up. Nothing ever happened.

    • @kathleenmuchka2559
      @kathleenmuchka2559 4 роки тому +28

      My Dad was given the middle name NoMI, no middle initial.

    • @rachaelgosser5659
      @rachaelgosser5659 4 роки тому +30

      My dad found out when he went to college that his name was Baby Boy Green.

    • @BebeesHuman
      @BebeesHuman 4 роки тому +8

      My husband went to war in Viet Nam 5 years, using a hospital issued souvenir certificate. We had a crazy time getting his birth certificate so he could join the local reserve 10 years later. Someone in charge of deciding who should be in the reserves discovered the mistake. He and I married young and he used his military ID to prove he was old enough to get married, a few years before we found out what that original certificate was. lol !

    • @asimpletrashcan5037
      @asimpletrashcan5037 4 роки тому +10

      My mother's name is Baby Girl Wyatt. Then her mother decided to name her after her bunk mate in prison, Alicia.

  • @mollyp6088
    @mollyp6088 5 років тому +479

    There were twins at one of my old schools named envy and beauty or something along those lines. As you can imagine, it was an absolute disaster

    • @bettyemachetetmi5005
      @bettyemachetetmi5005 5 років тому +60

      There was a girl who was a pretentious gothic girl (redundant, huh?) dating a DJ where I was a bartender in the mid 90s in Chicago. He was not a very pleasant dude physically or Personality wise,and around 25 yrs old and he wed the girl (coincidentally named Molly as well, sorry) when she got pregnant with twins) and he learned that her ID was fake. Her name WAS Molly but she was not born in 1972 as he had been, rather but 1980 and was a high school junior. So her sons were born before her graduation and she named them Judas and Lucifer. WTF? I saw the now ex husband in Chicago several years ago and they were in an all boys Catholic high school and he remarried and they had been renamed Jude and Luke.
      My best friend is the 6th of 7 kids, and the doc told her parents 43 years ago "sounds like a heartbeat of a big healthy boy. He should be here in time for the bicentennial and maybe a few days later. " Her dad owned a bar and her mother was already in like sardines w/siblings in the apartment above, they aged from 3, 7, 9, and 12. So the plan was to start looking for a new home once the new baby, tentatively to be called "John Adam" arrived... a month before the bicentennial, her mom went into labor and instead of the big healthy boy, she had two little underweight girl twins, even the doctor was not sure if they were fraternal or identical, but he had tagged the first child A and her sister was B since she was born almost 21 minutes after. Their dad came in after he closed the bar and the doctor told him that the whole event was for sure complete. She had only left the bar herself around half past eight and my friend was born a few minutes past 1 AM. He was a little bit confused and he looked at the tags and said "A, B. Agatha and Bertha now can we just go home?" They are actually Amy and Beth and I think it was a good couple of months before the family could see they were not identical, though I can not tell them apart on the telephone and we've been friends for 25 years.

    • @susiearnold6590
      @susiearnold6590 5 років тому +26

      First twins born in Oklahoma. Olka and Homa

    • @rmismine
      @rmismine 5 років тому +17

      I went to school with a girl named Euneek.

    • @ziggy363
      @ziggy363 5 років тому +10

      Molly Patterson we had twins at my school names Diamond and Peaches 😬

    • @ziggy363
      @ziggy363 5 років тому +16

      Molly Patterson my step-mom is a teacher and has a lot of kids with “unique” names lol. Including: A-a (adasha), Abcde (ab-sih-dee), Da’Finest with her brother Handsome, Minnie Mouse, and I can’t remember the rest lol but there are some crazy ones lol

  • @dreamingwolf8382
    @dreamingwolf8382 5 років тому +89

    Smart upstairs
    Casual downstairs
    You just described a mullet… You are wearing the equivalent of a mullet

    • @EmzyT0
      @EmzyT0 5 років тому +5

      Brilliant!

  • @AdriLeemput
    @AdriLeemput 4 роки тому +82

    I love how Simon reacts like anyone in Europe would react: laugh with the ridiculous statement, and than just assume that everyone knows that being a nazi is horrible.

    • @potato_the_pig5757
      @potato_the_pig5757 3 роки тому +1

      Is that an incorrect assumption?

    • @geraltmoth1908
      @geraltmoth1908 3 роки тому +2

      @@potato_the_pig5757 Unfortunately

    • @kdaures
      @kdaures 3 роки тому +3

      Sane people in America know that as well.

    • @naenre21
      @naenre21 3 роки тому

      You know what assuming makes you...

    • @TheSultan1470
      @TheSultan1470 Рік тому

      Fail comment.

  • @dagalovesme
    @dagalovesme 5 років тому +419

    When my mum was pregnant with me my parents had a deal that dad would name the first girl and mum the first boy. I was born female so my dad decided that “cougar” was a good name as he had been drinking out of a shot glass with cougar bourbon written on the side. Mum ended up telling him off for it and naming me Dallas. As an adult I love this name specially since my last name is Austin 😂

  • @elizabethslaughter1920
    @elizabethslaughter1920 5 років тому +90

    My mom didn't have a first name but she didn't find that out until she was an adult and requested a birth certificate from the state. It said "Baby Girl" instead her first name.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 років тому +5

      How did people address her? Miss ? Or with a nickname?

    • @restricttheopennotes
      @restricttheopennotes 5 років тому +16

      Same thing happened with my daughter kinda. I forget how but her name on everything while in the hospital was "baby girl * insert last name*) We fixed the issue though. I think my fiance was delirious and just kept referring to her as baby girl so they thought that's what it was. The nurses thought it was just a cute name. We fixed it and Venus will be 2 in November :)

    • @DMSProduktions
      @DMSProduktions 5 років тому +4

      @@restricttheopennotes Aww Venus is a beautiful name!

    • @elizabethslaughter1920
      @elizabethslaughter1920 5 років тому +5

      @@PongoXBongo Her first name was Doris, it just wan't on the birth certificate because my grandparents never recorded it. That's why she didn't know.

  • @nick41797
    @nick41797 4 роки тому +649

    Just watched this after Elon Musk named his kid "X AE A-12" and ii feel bad for him

    • @mickcv4554
      @mickcv4554 4 роки тому +61

      Notice its always the 4th or later child, where they make it obvious they stop giving a shit

    • @kamomile_tea
      @kamomile_tea 4 роки тому +5

      Oh shit forgot about that

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota 4 роки тому +17

      @@mickcv4554 yeah, there seems to be 3 names ready in parents' mind, but with the later ones they start using some great grandparents/uncle's/aunt's middle name. At least in my country.

    • @litbopeep5726
      @litbopeep5726 4 роки тому +60

      @@mickcv4554 omg this is hilarious. I'm the 4th child!
      They named me Feather btw
      Fucking Feather.
      No. There is no meaningful backstory.
      They just named me that.
      Oh, and I hate birds.

    • @mr.admr1016
      @mr.admr1016 4 роки тому +3

      Æ

  • @masterchanger5023
    @masterchanger5023 4 роки тому +19

    When I was three my older brother just to be mean said my real name was Flubber Blubber. I cried in hysteria until mom and dad got home an hour later. Looking back I have no idea why that bothered me so much.

    • @jeraldbaxter3532
      @jeraldbaxter3532 2 роки тому +1

      You were three years old. At that age, stability is of HUGE importance, so being told something contradictory can be traumatic (plus being teased about something as personal as your name). When I was either 3 or 4, I misunderstood a headline read out from a newspaper (it was about a WAC, but I thought it was wax), and had hysterics. One of the joys of childhood:(.

  • @tetsubo57
    @tetsubo57 5 років тому +151

    I went to High School with a girl that went by Zebra. Her legal name was Sandra. Why? Because the Catholic hospital wouldn't let her parents pick Zebra at her birth. Upon turning eighteen she had her name legally changed to Zebra.

    • @PrezVeto
      @PrezVeto 5 років тому +27

      Some people just won't accept the help others try to give them

    • @BeingLolaStar
      @BeingLolaStar 5 років тому +28

      Was it pronounced zee-brah or zeh-brah

    • @TealCheetah
      @TealCheetah 5 років тому +2

      That's awesome

    • @fleeb
      @fleeb 5 років тому +11

      I think this is how Dweezil Zappa got his name. On his birth cert, I think the Zappas had to choose something else because they got a lot of guff from the hospital. They called him Dweezil at home, though, and as soon as he learned that wasn't the name on his birth certificate, he changed it.

    • @zappawoman5183
      @zappawoman5183 5 років тому +16

      Why didn't they go with "Debra" rather than "Sandra"?

  • @arielgonzalez1636
    @arielgonzalez1636 5 років тому +232

    First name: Place
    Last name: Holder

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 4 роки тому +3

      Name: First
      Surname: Last

    • @ericblue7099
      @ericblue7099 4 роки тому +1

      You just blew my mind.
      Instant cerebral death star.
      Thank you.

    • @sonofsparda657
      @sonofsparda657 4 роки тому

      First name: Last Last name: Name

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 років тому +372

    What I learnt from this video: when u don't name your baby it will be called Mack Weldon, regardless of gender

    • @fiffi5318
      @fiffi5318 5 років тому +10

      Wrong. The child turns into a boy. Thats why there are so many indish Mack Weldons!

    • @colinp2238
      @colinp2238 5 років тому +1

      @@fiffi5318 That's pants!

    • @Mr28d23
      @Mr28d23 5 років тому +7

      A hatian guy told me in haiti they just name the baby for the day it was born like friday for example

    • @calebdoty9090
      @calebdoty9090 5 років тому +2

      Nope, they clearly name them Kyle.

    • @tomsenft7434
      @tomsenft7434 5 років тому +1

      My name is Mack Weldon. I couldn't bother to watch this guy getting dressed.

  • @theKRB93
    @theKRB93 4 роки тому +36

    "Sir Blahblahblah 6 F*ck-Face Whistler" HAHAHA
    Now I'm imagining the Queen pronouncing that name in order to knight them 'Sir'

  • @kristinesoule6178
    @kristinesoule6178 5 років тому +206

    Had to share my "number name" experience. I was hosting a large group at work. I work at an art store so I was goind around and adding the names to the kids pieces so its legible. I was told to write the number 3. I looked at an adult making sure this was correct. She later told me her siblings are named one and two 🤦‍♀️

    • @hopelessheathen8190
      @hopelessheathen8190 4 роки тому +16

      That reminds me of a old movie about Easter the bunny mom had so many children she ran out of names and started making them numbers

    • @SaheeliRai
      @SaheeliRai 2 роки тому +3

      In the order of birth? And why not at least choose the number written out in a different language?

    • @XenHat
      @XenHat 2 роки тому +4

      Japanese do this sometimes! Some of their names translate literally to first son, second son, etc

  • @Emma-wq4nu
    @Emma-wq4nu 4 роки тому +416

    I met someone who’s didn’t name her until she was 6, then they had her chose her name.
    Basically her name was Jello.
    Yeah.

    • @molls127
      @molls127 4 роки тому +58

      yeah.... parents shouldn't be able to do that

    • @afterlight7632
      @afterlight7632 4 роки тому +32

      One of my mother's friends did give her kids names but if the kids decided that they wanted to be called something else as they got older, then that would become their name. She has like 9 kids and I don't know all their names but I do know that one is now called Bear and another is Baby.

    • @justsoicanfingcomment5814
      @justsoicanfingcomment5814 4 роки тому +24

      In my family we follow an ancient tradition of not naming a child until the age of five.
      Reason being many children would not survive in ancient times and becoming invested in a child by naming it when it could die at any time would cause more suffering in the family.
      A child that survived five years was past the point where death could come at any time and was far less likely.
      Then we followed the tradition of naming a child with a childhood name, which would be the child's name until they came of age and where called an adult where the child could then take on there adult name.
      If male the age of fifteen was when I was able to chose my coming of age name.
      If female when each of my sisters started menstruating [for my sisters that was ages eleven, twelve and sixeteen they were able to chose there coming of age names.
      My childhood name was determined by me being fast, good at hiding and out fighting larger kids by out smarting them and using my surroundings to win.
      Also it is tradition in my family to name the eldest son [If he was born in April] "Vulpes-Vulpes"
      So until I was five years old I had no name, then at age five I was named Vulpes-Vulpes, then when I came of age I was robbed of my family's childhood name as the State of Florida would not allow for a traditional Pagan name to be used and forced to take on my mothers last name as my mother and father never married according to the courts even though they had had a traditional Pagan wedding. >:(
      So I was robbed my birth right childhood name by the State of Florida, Insulted by the State of Florida by being forced to take on my mothers name but not my fathers last name as if I was a bastard, even though I know my father and my parents had had a Pagan wedding the State of Florida would not recognize it nor recognize my family's religious practices. Nor would the State of Florida allow me to change my name at the age of fifteen as is my family's tradition.
      So, it's not about not being able to pick a name for your child at birth.
      It's about following traditional family naming practices that my family has held to since before most country's even existed.

    • @lilypadgaming2652
      @lilypadgaming2652 4 роки тому +6

      Just so I can Fing comment I can’t tell if this is a joke or not. What pagan mythology do you follow??

    • @justsoicanfingcomment5814
      @justsoicanfingcomment5814 4 роки тому +8

      @@lilypadgaming2652 It is more based around Animism as opposed to Monotheism which you are implying.
      Though to be fair I know rocks and water and air and fire are not alive. The trees, grass, moss on the rocks and animals sure are though.

  • @toddellner5283
    @toddellner5283 5 років тому +71

    When my wife was getting her name changed she was one of a long line of people in Court for that purpose. One of the petitioners was a forty-something man who no longer wanted to be known as "Baby Boy Larsson"

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 5 років тому +1

      Todd Ellner But it’s just so funny though 😂

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 років тому +3

      Dude took his sweet time, eh?

    • @jslferrell
      @jslferrell 5 років тому +2

      On the day I was finalizing mine, there was an 80 year old woman called Anna correcting her certificate from Annie. Everyone called her Anna because it seemed to fit her better and she just had found out she could fix it.

    • @dbx1233
      @dbx1233 5 років тому

      How about "Pretty Boy Floyed?"

    • @toddellner5283
      @toddellner5283 5 років тому

      @@PongoXBongo He hadn't realized it was still his legal name

  • @the1flym459
    @the1flym459 4 роки тому +14

    "You're also a Nazi, Heath; for fucks sake" is my new favorite Simon quote

  • @Katzztar
    @Katzztar 5 років тому +47

    I remember when my niece was born in Texas in 1980s, the issue of naming and legality came up. All I remember is that they had to give a name before they took the baby home. My sister was told they needed the name to file the papers before they were dismissed from the hospital.
    Decades later, I worked at a hospital and the receptionist had some stories for me. One was a foreign woman whose son had a "unique" name that she pronounced same as the country Mali. When asked how he got the name, the mother said when she went to name him, she found the hospital already named him so she kept it. Shen asked how it's spelled it was given as "Male". XD
    … so it seems she just saw the gender written on the charts and not familiar with US hospitals or English, she thought it was a name.

    • @maxpayne2574
      @maxpayne2574 2 роки тому +1

      NO it's a Hospital not a jail people are not required to follow any hospital rules. I got sick of waiting for the Dr to come and discharge me so I told the staff my ride is here if the Dr isn't here in 15 minutes I'm leaving and I did.

  • @blueberrymimosas
    @blueberrymimosas 5 років тому +515

    I can’t be the only one who thought she wanted to name her kid “Gusher” because she liked the candy 😂

    • @thatoneawkwardturtle9550
      @thatoneawkwardturtle9550 5 років тому +18

      I'm pretty sure it was gersha lol

    • @bennupp2142
      @bennupp2142 5 років тому +14

      I thought it was because she loves Usher

    • @princessadrigirl6774
      @princessadrigirl6774 5 років тому +3

      I’ve never heard of a candy called that

    • @candice_ecidnac
      @candice_ecidnac 4 роки тому +18

      @@thatoneawkwardturtle9550 It's Gesher. Simon just mispronounces it, like many other things.

    • @Grinnar
      @Grinnar 4 роки тому +8

      @@candice_ecidnac British accents aren't very precise.

  • @OzzieTheHead
    @OzzieTheHead 5 років тому +321

    Simon had a lower body this whole time??

    • @jsteinman
      @jsteinman 5 років тому +7

      Possibly deepfaked for the sake of the sponsor...

  • @Awestefeld6612
    @Awestefeld6612 4 роки тому +44

    When we had a stillbirth the hospital tried to simply name him baby boy. I angrily changed it to what we wanted.

    • @tealwashablemarker8886
      @tealwashablemarker8886 3 роки тому +13

      that’s disgusting. dying young gives no one any right to deprive him of a name. honestly, that is depraved.

    • @Gachaco.
      @Gachaco. 3 роки тому +11

      That's horrible. I hope you are doing okay now. That's disgusting who would do that. Even if he past away that doesn't mean he isnt any less human!

    • @isoldam
      @isoldam 3 роки тому +1

      Hospitals usually call all babies some form of baby boy/girl until the parents come up with a name.

  • @Gringorican
    @Gringorican 5 років тому +149

    For a split second I was really buying into the Mac Weldon name assignment 😆

  • @MrBeatboxmasta
    @MrBeatboxmasta 4 роки тому +219

    Some parents are just selfish and couldn't care less about how their selfishness will impact their offspring. It's borderline child abuse if you consider the ramifications.

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota 4 роки тому +21

      I don't know, from some of the comments I get the sense that sometimes a child doesn't have a name because of a clerical error. The child *does* have a normal name, but because of a mixup or a mistake, the official papers claim that there is no name.
      But I agree with you, if someone tries to name their child Idiot, they should be stopped and parents fined for trying to give a child a clearly humiliating name.

    • @Manie230
      @Manie230 4 роки тому +7

      Sienisota that’s why we have that rule in place here in Germany. A name can determine your outcome.

    • @justsoicanfingcomment5814
      @justsoicanfingcomment5814 4 роки тому +10

      In my family we follow an ancient tradition of not naming a child until the age of five.
      Reason being many children would not survive in ancient times and becoming invested in a child by naming it when it could die at any time would cause more suffering in the family.
      A child that survived five years was past the point where death could come at any time and was far less likely.
      Then we followed the tradition of naming a child with a childhood name, which would be the child's name until they came of age and where called an adult where the child could then take on there adult name.
      If male the age of fifteen was when I was able to chose my coming of age name.
      If female when each of my sisters started menstruating [for my sisters that was ages eleven, twelve and sixeteen they were able to chose there coming of age names.
      My childhood name was determined by me being fast, good at hiding and out fighting larger kids by out smarting them and using my surroundings to win.
      Also it is tradition in my family to name the eldest son [If he was born in April] "Vulpes-Vulpes"
      So until I was five years old I had no name, then at age five I was named Vulpes-Vulpes, then when I came of age I was robbed of my family's childhood name as the State of Florida would not allow for a traditional Pagan name to be used and forced to take on my mothers last name as my mother and father never married according to the courts even though they had had a traditional Pagan wedding. >:(
      So I was robbed my birth right childhood name by the State of Florida, Insulted by the State of Florida by being forced to take on my mothers name but not my fathers last name as if I was a bastard, even though I know my father and my parents had had a Pagan wedding the State of Florida would not recognize it nor recognize my family's religious practices. Nor would the State of Florida allow me to change my name at the age of fifteen as is my family's tradition.
      So, it's not about not being able to pick a name for your child at birth.
      It's about following traditional family naming practices that my family has held to since before most country's even existed.

    • @justsoicanfingcomment5814
      @justsoicanfingcomment5814 3 роки тому +2

      @@10tailedbijuu some parts of the world call people that survive to the age of 20 old men... you should do a little research...

    • @scocon8658
      @scocon8658 3 роки тому

      @@justsoicanfingcomment5814 I'm not sure you're trolling or just Fing stupid? Did you parents also tell you if you heard the music on the Ice Cream Truck it meant it was out of ice cream? How many times did you fall for the "pull my finger" trick from your Uncle Smartass?

  • @rjmiller8330
    @rjmiller8330 5 років тому +134

    Parents are evil if they give a child a name that paints a target on them on the playground. Case on point. My friend Forest and his sister Holly. Their last name was Wood.

    • @TheMenarch
      @TheMenarch 5 років тому +9

      Reminds me of a girl at my school who's name was Storm Dreadfullwater. Some people just don't think

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 5 років тому +7

      I would have called her "Hard" or "Morning".

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 5 років тому +2

      No way dude! That's awesome! Any one with that name should just own it. "Hello. Welcome to Holly Wood."

    • @VictorianRabbit3456
      @VictorianRabbit3456 5 років тому +4

      Walkin' Tall but those are super pretty names. Maybe we should just teach kids to not be nasty little hateful fucks like their parents?

    • @VictorianRabbit3456
      @VictorianRabbit3456 5 років тому +3

      TheMenarch that name is awesome. Students are just dicks

  • @Case16710
    @Case16710 3 роки тому +6

    I volunteered at an inpatient pediatric ward of a major hospital when I was in high school. One day the nurses were talking about the unusual baby names they had seen. One that really stuck with me was a girl who’s name sounded like “Femolly”. Turns out the mother had seen “Female” written on the birth certificate and thought that the hospital had already named the baby.

  • @potatomatop9326
    @potatomatop9326 5 років тому +560

    If your parents don't name you, people will call you Batman Bin Superman.

    • @MrShanester117
      @MrShanester117 5 років тому +13

      potatomato :p
      Or Chocolate Von Dinosaur

    • @nickc247
      @nickc247 5 років тому +4

      Chalupa Batman

    • @UberAwesomeMan9
      @UberAwesomeMan9 5 років тому +4

      Im quite sure those names are trademarked so you'd get sued

    • @nickc247
      @nickc247 5 років тому +4

      @@UberAwesomeMan9 You can't get sued for naming a child after a trademark

    • @dgray7537
      @dgray7537 5 років тому +3

      I wanted to name my nephew Cosmo Chalupa Batman.

  • @uni_versetones
    @uni_versetones 5 років тому +211

    Child: Mommy how do I spell my name?
    Mom: T-a-l-u-l-a-D-o-e-s-t-h-e-H-u-l-a-F-r-o-m-H-a-w-a-i-i
    Child: K.
    I'm assuming that's how she came up with her new name.

    • @scottandrewhutchins
      @scottandrewhutchins 5 років тому

      I was told about this case by an attorney a number of years ago.

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 5 років тому +3

      this needs to be at the top comments

    • @GRIGGINS1
      @GRIGGINS1 5 років тому +5

      Frowns and slaps the mother with a Dead Fish.

    • @MamaPinks
      @MamaPinks 5 років тому

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @NickRoman
      @NickRoman 5 років тому +4

      You'd think she'd just go with Talula.

  • @dolst
    @dolst 5 років тому +225

    Picabo Street donated some of her winnings to a hospital and they built a new intensive care unit: The Picabo ICU.
    Surf Wisely.

    • @andrewnibbi
      @andrewnibbi 5 років тому +3

      dolst this is how you win life

    • @LordDragon1965
      @LordDragon1965 5 років тому +20

      Also there was the story of the couple who were in a car accident while the wife was pregnant with a mixed gender pair of twins. She gave birth to the twins while in a coma so her brother was asked to name the kids. The brother was known to be a bit of a joker so when she recovered she asked him what he named the kids.
      "Well, I named the girl Denise"
      Relieved, she asked, "And my son?"
      "Denephew"

    • @exafrost
      @exafrost 5 років тому +2

      @@LordDragon1965I approve!

    • @carollynch8319
      @carollynch8319 5 років тому +1

      Alan Lambert 😂

    • @metalman7825
      @metalman7825 5 років тому

      Oy ye think ye funny m8? Well does ya?? Cuz ye is!

  • @RazorRevenge
    @RazorRevenge 5 років тому +369

    I actually really like the name Talula. The rest of the name is awful but Talula for a first name sounds pretty.

    • @Zośka35
      @Zośka35 5 років тому +19

      Its not my favorite but its cute

    • @jurnywerleman6358
      @jurnywerleman6358 5 років тому +4

      Talula is a nice name. Reminds of a book about a wizard named Talula.

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 5 років тому +8

      There's a kids cartoon where one of the main characters names is Talula. It's a cute show, I think it's called Tickety Tock.

    • @CreatureFeatureRlz
      @CreatureFeatureRlz 5 років тому +25

      @@RazorRevenge That.. makes me not want to name my baby Talula lol

    • @alexandram6081
      @alexandram6081 5 років тому +7

      Reminds me of Cholula, personally.

  • @UncleKennysPlace
    @UncleKennysPlace 5 років тому +392

    The new default in Great Britain, by popular vote, is "Baby McBabyface".

    • @aidanlevy2841
      @aidanlevy2841 5 років тому +35

      I thought it was Girl McGirlface and Boy McBoyface because the UK was too conservative to use a gender neutral name.

    • @jade4781
      @jade4781 5 років тому +21

      "Object" mc"object"face has got to be the most boomer joke to every grace the internet

    • @johnkean6852
      @johnkean6852 5 років тому +1

      @@aidanlevy2841 Guy GayM'GirliBoy better

    • @Reveltt
      @Reveltt 5 років тому +11

      All boys will be named chad; all females will be karen

    • @ATEC101
      @ATEC101 5 років тому +4

      Brexit McBrexitface Johnson. Too easy.

  • @illuminocalypse5210
    @illuminocalypse5210 5 років тому +78

    I actually had a friend that i first met in my 1st and 2nd grade class who was - I'm not kidding - ACTUALLY named "Satan" (MEANT to be pronounced like "Satin", but spelled with an "a" in place of the "i" because her parents were weird, screwy hippies.). She wasn't foreign-born, and it's not some kind of spelling variant of the name Satin in another language; she and her family were ALL originally from the same neighborhood as me, and were all monoglottal Anglophones. So they knew better... but they liked that spelling, so they went with it. They insisted that that spelling variant was "too pretty and colorful to be left for silly mythologies to twist and make ugly".
    Her mom just... liked that spelling (I strongly suspect the decision to spell it that way had much more to do with the fact that she has color-grapheme synesthesia than with any religious subversion)
    Now, during 1st and 2nd grade, none of this poor girl's classmates had any take on how her name was spelled either way - because we were 6 to 8 year-olds who barely knew how to spell anything correctly anyway. She didn't start getting bullied about her name's spelling until like 4th or 5th grade. But she was also in my martial arts class with me and often did have to defend herself. So she was perfectly capable of that.
    The ADULTS in our elementary school, however, THEY just couldn't help but notice, and a group of about 10 or so of them decided that it was their "responsibility" to "do something" about this, even though it'd never been made any problem of up to that point. And holy fuck, DID they make an issue out of it! REPEATEDLY. I won't elaborate on it here, because this comment is getting long enough as it is - suffice it said that the teachers and staff at our elementary school took it WAAAAY too far, to the extent that, had they done what they did in 2019, they'd ABSOLUTELY be fired (a few would've even been charged with crimes), and the ENTIRE DISTRICT would be sued into oblivion.
    Poor thing... they really did far more harm to her than if they'd just left her and her family's bizarre name choice alone to just... be weird.
    I still talk to her today! We've been lifelong close friends for nearly 30 years now. :)

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 5 років тому +9

      I didn't understand. Did the teachers and school staff also bullied her?

    • @gwendalynnwatkins1296
      @gwendalynnwatkins1296 5 років тому +13

      Can you elaborate on what the staff did?

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 5 років тому +3

      Ok now I gotta know what the staff did

    • @220lunacy
      @220lunacy 5 років тому +4

      Bless her heart =(. I too would like to know what the staff did to her. Thank you for being such a good friend to her through thick and thin. I know how it is to get bullied in school myself by kids and /some/ staff to the point I had to be homebound (where a teacher comes out). Wasn't over my name though (even though I shortened my name to Dani when I was 8), was just my appearance they bullied me about. Come home with bruises, cuts, etc. Once I was put back into the public, in college of 2012, I made all sorts of friends. Was a nice change. =)

    • @chaseviking5096
      @chaseviking5096 5 років тому +4

      Well you can look at people straight in the eyes and say that Satan is your friend lol. I can imagine the shit she got. I knew a girl named Lilith. She got a lot of shit from the holier than thou religious people. Even my oldest friend has gotten some shit from groups of religious people because his name is Damon. So many extremely religious people I've ran into instantly started saying Damien and went on a religious rant saying he's named after the devil's son.

  • @supersolomob422
    @supersolomob422 4 роки тому +5

    I have a friend like this, best friend in fact. She was just referred to as 'baby girl', apparently because of how many children the parents had and never cared for. On the bright side, she got to name herself proper. If any y'all have a child, give them a name, from what I can tell it has only bad effects on them not to name them.

  • @JoeBob79569
    @JoeBob79569 5 років тому +51

    I've got two cats that just randomly arrived at my house, a few years apart, and never left.
    Originally the first cat was just Cat, but when the second one arrived I had to get creative, and so all I could come up with was Cat 1 and Cat 2. It's gradually kind of melded into Catwon and Catoo.

    • @mybraineatseverything7404
      @mybraineatseverything7404 4 роки тому +7

      Omg my late husband had the same situation when he was a kid, but they wound up with a third cat so that was catri lol
      The first cat, however remained just "cat."

    • @katzenlady5339
      @katzenlady5339 4 роки тому +4

      I love these cat names. I've not been more creative either. My cat is white so it's name means white (it's not actually white, but the name for the colour in my mother tongue)

    • @imonthewinningside8281
      @imonthewinningside8281 4 роки тому +1

      @@katzenlady5339
      Weis ? 😁

    • @katzenlady5339
      @katzenlady5339 4 роки тому +3

      @@imonthewinningside8281 Yes, Weiß (with the weird german s in the end) 😁

    • @imonthewinningside8281
      @imonthewinningside8281 4 роки тому +1

      @@katzenlady5339
      And we had a horse named, not Schwartz, but simply, Shwots. 😁

  • @MrPittsbrother
    @MrPittsbrother 5 років тому +179

    "Trust a man that won't even tell me his name?"
    "Well, um, my name is, um, it's
    [hurriedly]
    Slartibartfast"
    "What?"
    "I *said* it wasn't important".

    • @sideswipe147
      @sideswipe147 5 років тому +2

      Universal Power 42

    • @surlyogre1476
      @surlyogre1476 5 років тому +4

      And, where's your towel?

    • @thomaswattsjr.7
      @thomaswattsjr.7 5 років тому +6

      He told you it wasn't important

    • @TheGlassjaw28
      @TheGlassjaw28 5 років тому

      Fuck yeah!

    • @NiamhCullen
      @NiamhCullen 5 років тому +1

      "What's your name?"
      Well that's difficult to say
      "Tell me."
      I don't have one.

  • @aquawoelfly
    @aquawoelfly 4 роки тому +135

    There was a kid born over a year ago and the state gave it the name "baby boy" or "baby girl" because the family took over a year to pick a name. Now the mom is mad she has to pay to change it.
    The stupid part is she kept calling to make sure she could continue to wait.

    • @justsoicanfingcomment5814
      @justsoicanfingcomment5814 4 роки тому +4

      In my family we follow an ancient tradition of not naming a child until the age of five.
      Reason being many children would not survive in ancient times and becoming invested in a child by naming it when it could die at any time would cause more suffering in the family.
      A child that survived five years was past the point where death could come at any time and was far less likely.
      Then we followed the tradition of naming a child with a childhood name, which would be the child's name until they came of age and where called an adult where the child could then take on there adult name.
      If male the age of fifteen was when I was able to chose my coming of age name.
      If female when each of my sisters started menstruating [for my sisters that was ages eleven, twelve and sixeteen they were able to chose there coming of age names.
      My childhood name was determined by me being fast, good at hiding and out fighting larger kids by out smarting them and using my surroundings to win.
      Also it is tradition in my family to name the eldest son [If he was born in April] "Vulpes-Vulpes"
      So until I was five years old I had no name, then at age five I was named Vulpes-Vulpes, then when I came of age I was robbed of my family's childhood name as the State of Florida would not allow for a traditional Pagan name to be used and forced to take on my mothers last name as my mother and father never married according to the courts even though they had had a traditional Pagan wedding. >:(
      So I was robbed my birth right childhood name by the State of Florida, Insulted by the State of Florida by being forced to take on my mothers name but not my fathers last name as if I was a bastard, even though I know my father and my parents had had a Pagan wedding the State of Florida would not recognize it nor recognize my family's religious practices. Nor would the State of Florida allow me to change my name at the age of fifteen as is my family's tradition.
      So, it's not about not being able to pick a name for your child at birth.
      It's about following traditional family naming practices that my family has held to since before most country's even existed.

    • @Redrally
      @Redrally 4 роки тому +3

      @@justsoicanfingcomment5814 "Computer says no"
      In all seriousness, considering how many times a person is entered into a database for the purposes of taxes, passports and many other things, could you not be given a boring 'standby' name upon your birth, just for paperwork purposes? Then once your adult name is known, you can just change it?

    • @justsoicanfingcomment5814
      @justsoicanfingcomment5814 4 роки тому

      @@Redrally No
      Let's use our new favorite punching bag China as an example.
      Until recently, you could only have one """"1"""' child or you would be heavily taxed or be forced to kill your child... Now, do you want to name your second child just yet?
      No.
      How about if you live in a place were children are kidnapped and then forced to take drugs and be brain washed/indoctrinated turned into child solders by the local war lord? [large parts of Africa and South America}
      Do you want to name your child so they show up on government registrars and can be known to exist and more easily located?
      No.
      What if changing your name in your home country is an expensive, tedious and difficult task if not impossible?
      Maybe not?
      What if your parents want you to form your own Identity, opinion and belief unhindered by a name?
      A name can and does shape who you are and how you are treated and how you develop.

    • @vaniapinto8214
      @vaniapinto8214 4 роки тому +3

      Why did they take so long, it’s just a name

    • @skizz0phrenia270
      @skizz0phrenia270 3 роки тому +14

      @@justsoicanfingcomment5814 You sound like that guy at a bar who is always telling made up stories to make his life seem more interesting.

  • @ultramarroonvortex681
    @ultramarroonvortex681 4 роки тому +48

    He looks, acts, and sounds like a british Michael from Vsauce. Honestly, I can't say that's a bad thing.

    • @sristiganguly4858
      @sristiganguly4858 4 роки тому +2

      I had to do a double take to make sure I wasn't watching Vsauce lmao

  • @midwinter78
    @midwinter78 5 років тому +712

    Does this one win the "most shameless link to the sponsor bit" award?

    • @DiegoVio
      @DiegoVio 5 років тому +38

      Mate he needs to make money !

    • @ИванСнежков-з9й
      @ИванСнежков-з9й 5 років тому +57

      It also wins first award for longest advertisement before video.

    • @R3pc0n
      @R3pc0n 5 років тому +41

      well, he DID seem genuinely excited about it.

    • @ewmegoolies
      @ewmegoolies 5 років тому +24

      Today I found out Simon sold out and looked ridiculous doing it...

    • @juandejambe1960
      @juandejambe1960 5 років тому +7

      Peter Corbett you don’t watch @linustechtips

  • @myscreen2urs
    @myscreen2urs 5 років тому +167

    I feel sorry for those named "Gaylord" out there.
    Unless they happen to be gay. In which case... Score.

    • @mildredpierce4506
      @mildredpierce4506 4 роки тому +15

      Gaylord would have been nothing to laugh about if gay still meant happy, carefree or festive. If you're old enough to remember the Flintstones, the words in the opening theme are "we'll have a gay ol' time".

    • @MrJamezk
      @MrJamezk 4 роки тому +10

      @@mildredpierce4506 My grandmother once stood up in Church in the 1970's, and told everybody that she'd been to a gay party. She was very confused by the laughter.

    • @HelheimMudkip
      @HelheimMudkip 3 роки тому

      The town I live in is called gaylord

  • @lQuoteMe
    @lQuoteMe 5 років тому +102

    Kinda pissed my parents didnt name me Sir Blahblahblah 6 S@#$ Face Whistler now

    • @voidericspenceracemperor9710
      @voidericspenceracemperor9710 5 років тому +2

      i'm also kind of pissed that my parents named me Erick Lee instead of Eric, jeez i don't like my name long

  • @TheTrueOnyxRose
    @TheTrueOnyxRose 4 роки тому +22

    7? They didn’t have to like “Seinfeld” to like the name 7. They could have been into “Star Trek: Voyager.” (7 of 9)

    • @piffling2238
      @piffling2238 3 роки тому

      only if the child's middle name was Ofnine could that be an acceptable reference.

    • @TheTrueOnyxRose
      @TheTrueOnyxRose 3 роки тому

      @@piffling2238:
      That then would b a kind of altered cross-reference between ST Voyager and The Handmaid’s Tale. Nevertheless, it could work.

  • @4thechivostreamsarchive586
    @4thechivostreamsarchive586 5 років тому +115

    He doesn't break character very often, but when he does, it's great :-P

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 5 років тому +1

      Nice profile pic

    • @4thechivostreamsarchive586
      @4thechivostreamsarchive586 5 років тому +2

      @@taylorbritt499 thanks lol. It's our channel's logo :-P

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 5 років тому +1

      @@4thechivostreamsarchive586 is it inspired by the Game Theorists' logo? Reminds me of that one.

    • @4thechivostreamsarchive586
      @4thechivostreamsarchive586 5 років тому

      @@taylorbritt499 Originally it was inspired by the Xbox Achievement Icon, actually lol. But I can totally see what you mean!

  • @Max-zr7hr
    @Max-zr7hr 5 років тому +79

    Actually in 2019, before you name your hild you have to first prove you're not a robot. Then the baby's name must include a capital letter, a symbol, a number and can't be any of your previously used names.

    • @dnannery
      @dnannery 5 років тому +8

      It must also be between 8 and 16 characters in length.

    • @superphantom100
      @superphantom100 5 років тому +2

      Kyle @nderson Jon3s.

    • @sunflowertrashcan
      @sunflowertrashcan 5 років тому +5

      superphantom100 name must be between 8-16 characters. Would you like:
      Jon3ssss
      Jon3s404
      Ad0pt1on

    • @jirachiteaminstinct4310
      @jirachiteaminstinct4310 5 років тому +3

      And you have to give answers for some security questions just in case you forget your kids name

    • @sersoft_corp
      @sersoft_corp 5 років тому +3

      Then they are legally required to change their name to a new one that cannot be similar to the previous one, every year on their birthday for the rest of their lives.

  • @MarkLLawrence
    @MarkLLawrence 5 років тому +94

    My wife is a teacher and she's had a couple students named "Female" Found out that the moms didn't speak much english and assumed the hospital named them already *facepalm*. Pretty sure those girls will end up changing their names later.

    • @ronakino
      @ronakino 5 років тому +31

      My mom worked for an ambulance service years ago. One EMT told me about running a call for an infant. Thankfully, the child was fine, but the child’s name was Female, pronounced “Fa-molly”. The mother is a native English speaker who also thought hospitals name your child. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 5 років тому +12

      Those parents are just dumb.

    • @aikou2886
      @aikou2886 5 років тому +7

      @@ronakino That sound beyond idiotic, I hope the girl is alright having that as a parent.

    • @fortisprocer966
      @fortisprocer966 5 років тому +3

      @@ronakino She had a child so she could have a bigger "Fa-mily".

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 5 років тому

      It’s like playing The Sims and choosing a default person in creation menu lmao

  • @TheLatokuivaaja
    @TheLatokuivaaja 3 роки тому +6

    And my parents literally rejected perfectly normal names like Laura and Sophie, because they could be made into something funny in conjunction with my surname. Parents, be nice to your kids.

  • @aprilflowers9214
    @aprilflowers9214 5 років тому +130

    For the first 9 months of my lil bro life my parents called him "the baby".
    Then they named him after someone who drank himself to death.

    • @casperwashere
      @casperwashere 5 років тому +5

      It's an omen

    • @alex.and.babies
      @alex.and.babies 5 років тому +9

      That’s one of the saddest things I’ve ever read 😞

    • @sunnydaysatl
      @sunnydaysatl 5 років тому +4

      I know a Koran couple that waited that long to name their baby...I think it was a culture thing.

    • @geekemedia
      @geekemedia 5 років тому +1

      Damn

    • @geekemedia
      @geekemedia 5 років тому +3

      I have names for kids that arent born yet. My son had a name before he was concieved. He had a name before I was even concieved. My husband decided in jr highschool what he was going to name his first son. And he did

  • @Efreeti
    @Efreeti 5 років тому +55

    Hey Simon, I think you are sharing some false information in this video. Speaking as a Norwegian, pretty sure that list thing is not true. There's no limiting list. There's a list kept by the bureau Statistics Norway (Statistisk Sentralbyrå) of existing names, but you don't have to pick something from that list.

  • @wesmatron
    @wesmatron 5 років тому +101

    The more important question is:
    What happens if your parents don't register your birth with the state?

    • @ariaalexandria3324
      @ariaalexandria3324 5 років тому +18

      It's a nightmare of a process, especially if the parents refuse to cooperate. It's expensive and long. Alecia Pennington is a case that got national attention fairly recently.

    • @wesmatron
      @wesmatron 5 років тому +1

      @@ariaalexandria3324 Well, the parents denied her the choice, which was wrong... but at least she had a choice. You and I didn't

    • @ariaalexandria3324
      @ariaalexandria3324 5 років тому +11

      @@wesmatron First, you can't deny someone a choice and say that they had that choice. By definition, deprivation of choice means you do NOT have a choice.
      Second, Alecia didn't have a choice either. Not having citizenship anywhere deprives her of every single choice you and I have. She couldn't legally drive, get a job, go to school, rent a home, nothing. So what choice did she have that you and I didn't have? If you don't want to be a US citizen, as I don't, you can do what my family is doing and use that citizenship you've got to start the process of emigrating the hell out of here so that you can be on the road to citizenship elsewhere. Alecia didn't have that choice.

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 5 років тому +9

      @@ariaalexandria3324 good riddance, and don't come back. We don't want you or your family.

    • @wesmatron
      @wesmatron 5 років тому +5

      @@ariaalexandria3324 Firstly, you're approaching this far too anally and aggressive from the outset. Try to use comprehension before trying to point-score.
      I had already said that her parents had denied her the choice. I even said I though that was wrong, remember?
      However, once her parents were then removed from the equation she then had a choice that you never had: Whether to retain her anonymity and make her own way in the world, or to become the ward of a state.
      Her choice.
      You can go to school, you can get a doctor, you can get a visa. You can get dispensation to drive, or do anything. It just takes longer and more effort.
      You seem to have been educated in the ways of convenience. It's OK. Most people are like you.

  • @cherryunso
    @cherryunso 4 роки тому +16

    Imagine being named Hitler then when you are announced at a meeting everybody runs. Or salutes idk it might happen.

    • @lobeliaowl2482
      @lobeliaowl2482 4 роки тому +4

      That actually has happened before. Two Americans named their child "Adolf Hitler" (as firstnames) - and it's completely legal in the US.
      In America, you couldn't name your kid R2-D2, but you could name it Adolf Hitler.

    • @Potatopot724
      @Potatopot724 4 роки тому +1

      @@lobeliaowl2482 that's so fucking messed up

  • @YaBoiAustin-bi7rk
    @YaBoiAustin-bi7rk 5 років тому +252

    My dad actually went to school with a guy named "Baby Boy" 😂

    • @peck10737
      @peck10737 5 років тому +29

      My dad's legal first name was Boy until he turned 16 when he legally changed it.

    • @VolcanoEarth
      @VolcanoEarth 5 років тому +31

      I knew a lady whose grandfather was named Bunch Keys because he was found on the courthouse steps in a basket with only his diaper and and a bunch of keys.

    • @lhzook
      @lhzook 5 років тому +6

      A had a aunt named baby girl

    • @katrinacarroll56
      @katrinacarroll56 5 років тому +7

      So did I! He went by BJ though, because he was legally Baby Boy Jones

    • @Whatever-hy3dd
      @Whatever-hy3dd 5 років тому +10

      Katrina Rankin BJ doesn’t like much of a better option 😂

  • @DONNALANDS
    @DONNALANDS 5 років тому +180

    My youngest thought his names were "Stop it" and "Don't" for his first three years of life.
    I noticed my grandson's name is "knock it off".

    • @bobeighteen
      @bobeighteen 5 років тому +4

      Donna Lands I thought my name was 'little monkey' until I was 3

    • @SarahLizDoan
      @SarahLizDoan 5 років тому

      Donna Lands rotfl 😂

    • @thelucifershimmy
      @thelucifershimmy 5 років тому +2

      Bob Eighteen I named myself Chef for a week

    • @nickshane9314
      @nickshane9314 5 років тому

      For me it was booger that's the nick name my dad called as a kid

    • @natasharomanova4147
      @natasharomanova4147 5 років тому

      We used to joke that my little cousin Brock was going to think his names were "Brocky No-No"

  • @amb163
    @amb163 5 років тому +272

    Why do names have to be gendered? Marilyn used to be a boy's name. Also, there are plenty of unisex names out there.

    • @altrag
      @altrag 5 років тому +69

      They don't _have_ to be. Its just historical quirkiness that decides "John" is a boy's name and "Jennifer" is a girl's name.
      But unfortunately since few of us are in a position to change all of society, we're just stuck with the fact that naming your boy Sue is just going to make your kid miserable in school (because kids are little assholes,) and possibly close some doors for them when they get older (because plenty of those kids never stop being assholes.)

    • @susiearnold6590
      @susiearnold6590 5 років тому +23

      My son is named Ashley after his Grandfather. Born in 1981, during the next 5 years, hundreds of girls were named Ashley. Luckily it is his middle name.

    • @aarondeer5719
      @aarondeer5719 5 років тому +11

      I would love to be 'James' girl's name. Don't ask.

    • @NyraBrowniez
      @NyraBrowniez 5 років тому +7

      My name is unisex but primarily a boy's name. Did cause problems growing up but not too bad

    • @t-shades7148
      @t-shades7148 5 років тому +11

      Yeah those rules bug me. My family has a few unisex names they pass down and over the years they have gone from being seen as primarily boys names to primarily girls' names.

  • @multiocularq
    @multiocularq 4 роки тому +15

    Bruh listening to the European rules is so weird for me since I've met kids names Seven and Twix (yes like the candy)

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 5 років тому +175

    My grandmother's 1911 birth certificate read "Baby Girl Phillips".

    • @ariaalexandria3324
      @ariaalexandria3324 5 років тому +22

      My mother's 1960 certificate has a blank. Nothing. Not even Baby Girl. Just a blank.

    • @whatyousaidbud
      @whatyousaidbud 5 років тому +22

      @@ariaalexandria3324 goodness, that's a long name, how did they get away with including all those periods?

    • @AlienMonkeyDXB
      @AlienMonkeyDXB 5 років тому +2

      @@whatyousaidbud Ha. I like what you did there. Blank. lol

    • @july8xx
      @july8xx 5 років тому +2

      @@whatyousaidbud I had to read it three times before I got it. Well done Sir

    • @gastongolsan57
      @gastongolsan57 5 років тому +7

      My 1951 name was Baby Boy Gordon, as I was given up for adoption.

  • @udaykhatry
    @udaykhatry 5 років тому +130

    In US, once two brothers were named "Winner" and "Loser". Winner grew up to be a bank robber and Loser grew up to be police officer 'Lou'.

    • @deus_ex_machina_
      @deus_ex_machina_ 5 років тому +12

      I guess crime does pay...

    • @Amphibiot
      @Amphibiot 5 років тому +4

      Any confirmation of this?
      I would like to see some proof.

    • @mlfeathers7527
      @mlfeathers7527 5 років тому

      Sounds made up. By you.

    • @alicekliewer
      @alicekliewer 5 років тому +7

      Amphibiot www.google.com/amp/s/www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2002-07-31-0207310310-story,amp.html

    • @origionalwinja
      @origionalwinja 5 років тому

      well that was an awful story. try harder next time

  • @toyfreaks
    @toyfreaks 5 років тому +256

    Too much Mack Weldon. I don't mind a mention, but I gave up after... 2 minutes?!

    • @GlennSimpkins
      @GlennSimpkins 5 років тому +19

      Just mouse over the progress bar and study the thumbnail. Found the content at arround the 3:10 mark

    • @TrashDeviant
      @TrashDeviant 5 років тому +1

      @@GlennSimpkins Yeah I did the same.

    • @morfanaion
      @morfanaion 5 років тому +8

      @@GlennSimpkins Which is exactly why commercial messages should be kept short, by now, anyone who has seen a TodayIFoundOut or AllTime10s video or two knows to skip the first few minutes, because it's just a sponsor message, totally negating the effect of the commercial message. Keep it to a max of 30 seconds and more people will hear it...

    • @DavidG-cr2ik
      @DavidG-cr2ik 5 років тому +3

      His videos are too much LONG interesting but his videos could be TED ED animations long.... does it for the ad money

    • @SearTrip
      @SearTrip 5 років тому +9

      I thought it was a very effective ad. It has effectively made me determined to never look at or purchase Mack Weldon clothing.

  • @michaelsommer5255
    @michaelsommer5255 2 роки тому +2

    Some time ago a American woman had given her girl the name "abcde" and the passport control at the airport were making fun of the lettercombination, unsure, if this was a proper name. The mother was extremly upset about that and complained, that they were unpolite to her daughter, making fun of her name....maybe she had provoced that a bit by herself?

  • @RichardMusiol
    @RichardMusiol 5 років тому +247

    Naming a child is rocket science for some. Who knew?

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 5 років тому +14

      There are few things more annoying than a bizarre baby name that is clearly geared towards attention towards the parents when the child is the one that will have to live with it

    • @gubbikiller
      @gubbikiller 5 років тому +2

      I for one do not really want children. But if I end up with some they will receive names from my fandoms or old scandinavia(as i am from denmark) until they reach an age where they can tell me otherwise and then it will be changed accordingly to their wishes. To use a place holder name is just lazy and stupid.

    • @N9830G
      @N9830G 5 років тому

      Little baby Wernher von Braun of the Nazi family would agree.

    • @amandabeaty1492
      @amandabeaty1492 5 років тому +1

      @@RandomSkittles Yes, pretty sure that if you don't have the smarts to actually name your kid, you really shouldn't be raising one....

  • @steelshepherd6843
    @steelshepherd6843 5 років тому +112

    "What Happens If Parents Don't Give Their Baby a Name?"
    The baby goes on to be just fine...
    The parents fail at life however...

  • @6447912
    @6447912 5 років тому +71

    "Mystery N____"? Oh god... Step aside Florida man, Alabama man, it's time for California man!

  • @teaganlillian4328
    @teaganlillian4328 4 роки тому +38

    my uncle was named “Boy” legally until he was 18, because my grandma waited for months to name him

    • @maskoblackfyre
      @maskoblackfyre 4 роки тому +7

      Was his father a Greek god-killing machine with a beard, by any chance?

    • @dhalterman
      @dhalterman 3 роки тому

      @@maskoblackfyre Who's now starting a new career in killing Norse gods, might I add?