LPFan but it would be funny to hear ventus’ and terras and aqua speak the lines in this video. It would make the scene at the start of this comment chain so much funnier.
This is the same universe where everyone can jump off a three story building and land on the ground without breaking their legs. Also Sleeping Beauty did this sleep curse first. Don't think about it too much.
@@thesilverblader6714 It was interest8jg but i wasn't as shocked as i were when i learned Xehanort was still possessing Terra. Or when Venitas and Ventus were brothers
ThePsychicClarinetist yep Maybe because they can see both sides of the battle: Ventus and Vanitas, as well as Roxas being able to work for Org XIII but wants to keep his friends
Had to remove the previous version and add pitch to this one because it got blocked in some countries. The music quality is therefore much worse, but hey, in some aspects it benefits this mess :)
It's actually really impressive how Square Enix managed to push out a 8 hour game that could be cut down to about 30 minutes including gameplay, and then further cut down into a disturbingly accurate 2 minute video.
Cut it to a 30 seconds video. Xehanort: KEYBLADE Terra: Ok I believe you. Terranort: DARKNESS Aqua: Now I will save the main antagonist. Terranort: Who am I?
It took 2 hours to speedrun but 30 min? bbs hater is this much of an incel. All 300 of you dumbass who thumb this up without thinking, just like the autistic manchild you are.
YX: You are *just* a Toy Woody: You're blabbering that being alone is better but in fact you're just salty because you can get any friend YX: Oh no, he has verbally destroyed me
It wouldn't have made a difference. Xehenort had full power over the darkness. It would be as easy as opening one of those portals used so frequently in KH2. Aqua would have been better off staying put, but no... She's about as stupid as the others
Its a very heads I win, tails you lose situation. For whatever reason Aqua is incapable of leaving the World of Darkness. This applies to NO ONE ELSE. This is King Mickey's what...3rd trip there if you count him finally going there to rescue her. There is no explanation as to how he even got out after sealing the door the first time. I'll say this much. Keeping Terranort there was probably...just a kick the can down the road but it would have prolonged many many things from happening if at all. Primarily Xehanort's Heartless (Ansem) and Xemnas from having ever been born or the several pieces that would go on to be Xehanort's bodies. Infact...Xehanort wouldn't even have the power to travel through time. If he did it'd be up until his possession of Terra and no further. If anything he'd probably tell him don't get jebaited by Aqua and fall into the World of Darkness. I'll also say Aqua could have fucking stayed in the real world to better prepare for the incoming threat instead of sacking herself. With two active masters (if you include Mickey), Aqua probably would have eventually received the Kingdom Key if and when it was needed. But expecting anything 'good' out of Aqua is just meh....
@@Monty2289 Mikey had the kingdom key of darkness, Riku is able to use darkness, Sora had radiance or something to do with someone close to him,. Keeping terranort there would probably make things happen quicker since Xehanort can manipulate darkness much more easily than terra and considering aqua fell to darkness, Xehanort wouldve gotten his memories back more quickly. Also terra wasnt doing a bad job of fighting him.
Except terranort wouldn't have the ability to time travel yet and if terra was doing such a good job fighting him then he should be able to keep him there for quite some time.
2:15 Aqua: "I can litterally end this whole thing right here if i wanted to" Aqua:"....." Aqua:"....but....but.... Muh fwiends....." *saves terra-nort* Aqua: "I may have screwed myself over, as well as everyone in Radiant guarden, but at least i did the right thing"
====TRANSCRIPT==== Eraqus: Terra, Aqua, Here a ball to pass test.. MX: K E Y B L A D E Terra: Oh No, The almighty dark ball is too powerful.. What The?! MX: K E Y B L A D E Eraqus: This finished. Aqua Pass. Terra No Pass. Terra: I SUCC MX: K E Y B L A D E Terra: Thank you Master Xeenort! You seem like a very nice guy. Eraqus: Go to other worlds and beat up enemy called Unversed Terra: You mean heartless. Eraqus: U N V E R S E D Ventus: What The? Vanitas: You should go after Terra. Or you will never see him again. Ventus: Okay, i believe you Terra: Hello my dearest friends. Aqua: Stop using the darkness. Terra: I hate both of you. Ventus: Good Job, Aqua. MX: K E Y B L A D E Ventus: Okay I believe you. MX: K E Y B L A D E Ventus (Terra): Okay I believe you. Eraqus: I kill you now! Special attack, boom! Terra: Milqwerlbhflasfnalds swoosh Terra: Oopsie Daisy Eraqus: You are grounded. No more comput... ouchie ouch. MX: K E Y B L A D E Terra: Master Xeenort! Why? MX: K E Y B L A D E MX: K E Y B L A D E Terra: Why am i still listening to him? Aqua: Did you kill the master? Terra: Yes. But i am a good guy now. Ventus (Aqua): Okay I believe you. MX: K E Y B L A D E Terra: You monster! MX: K E Y B L A D E Terra: Ouchie ouch. Terra: Time to use my dark powers! MX: K E Y B L A D E Terra: What the heck! Terranort: D A R K N E S S Terranort: D A R K N E S S Terranort: D A R K N E S S Vanitas: You and i will have to join together! Also, the unversed came from me! But no one really cares! Aqua: Ven.. Venitas: Peck a boo! Aqua: Gasp. Mickey: Swoosh Venitas: I am not Ventus. I am evil.. Ventus! Vanitas: You can't win Ventus: Friendship Vanitas: It's always about your friends! Ventus: At least i have some! Vanitas: Oh no! He has verbally destroyed me! Aqua: Ven YenSid: Ventus will be asleep until Kingdom Hearts 3 Comes out, and Terra is possessed and needs to be dealt with. Also my name spelled backwards is Disney. Pretty neat, don't you think? Aqua: Terra! Terranort: Who am i? Terranort: D A R K N E S S Terranort: D A R K N E S S Aqua: I'm gonna save this guy. Who just tried to kill me, and is possessed by the main antagonist of this series. What could possibly go wrong? Terranort: D A R K N E S S
"In ancient times, everyone had a keyblade. Everyone shared the same power. Except the whales who spent endless amounts of money to get the super rare power, while others did not. That is what the keyblade war truly was about!"
daddyhughes111 Yeah that's why they created his counterpart, Eraqus, who is just Square jumbled up, and his keybale has a huge E at the end for Enix. XD
terra:doesnt talk things out because he doesnt want ven to get involved aqua:talks things kinda out,except she puts the prio on fulfilling squares orders instead of fixing the problem.also doesnt get that what they are tasked with is infact a dangerous task(also,terra spoke in plural,so he also means aqua has a dangerous task ahead of her,not only him) ventus:doesnt talk things out at all because he is an idiot. if he just explained everything to aqua in enchanted dominion,then the game would be fixed lol
-Darkness.. [It was me, Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, because I didn't make It here...] -Keyblade! [You didn't exist back then, you Idiot Poopface!] -Darkness.. [Outchie Ouch! ];
*Erasquz:* Terra. Aqva. Hit böl to pahs test. *Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (I shall sabotage this exam by powering the balls with D A R K N E S S) *Terra:* Oh no! The almighty dark ball is too powerful! {darkness} What the - ? *Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (The situation which is currently being presented to me pleases me and will certainly be crucial for the advancement of my master plan.) *Erasquz:* Test finished. Aqva pahs. Terra no pahs. *Terra:* I suck... *Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (Listen Terra, you should not be scared of the darkness. Light and darkness must coexist side by side. A true Keyblade master must be able to channel both of these powers. So in my eyes, Terra, you passed the exam.) *Terra:* Thank you, Master Xeenort. You seem like a very nice guy. *Xeenort:* {very trustworthy smirk} *Erasquz:* Gö to other wörlds and beat up enemy called Unwersed. *Terra:* You mean Heartless - *Erasquz:* ... {hand on Terra's shoulder} UNWERSED. *Ventus:* What the - ? *Vanitas:* You should go after Terra, or you will never see him again. *Ventus:* o k i b e l i e v e y o u _Few hours of filler later_ *Terra:* Hello, my dearest friends! *Aqua:* Stop using the darkness! *Terra:* I hate both of you! *Ventus:* Good job, Aqua! _Few hours of filler later_ *Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (Master Eraqus has found out my plan to use you to created the x-blade, get to Kingdom Hearts and start the second Keyblade War. And because you are a crucial part of my plan, he will most likely want to kill you.) *Ventus:* o k i b e l i e v e y o u *Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (Listen Master Terra, Ventus has found out that be could potentially become the x-blade because I split him into a being of light and the being of darkness, Vanitas. Of course I did that to protect him, not to start the second Keyblade War or anything. The problem is that Ventus is going to ask Master Eraqus directly and because Master Eraqus wants to prevent the x-blade from ever being completed, he might kill him. Stop Master Eraqus!) *Terra:* o k i b e l i e v e y o u *Erasquz:* I kill you now. Special attack! BOOM *Terra:* {angrish} SWOOSH Oopsy-daisy... *Erasquz:* You are gröunded. No möre cömputer g - OUCHY OUCH {dead} *Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (How tragic.) *Terra:* Master Xeenort! Why?! *Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (I am actually an evil guy.) X-BLADE. (By the way, if you can, please visit the Keyblade Graveyard. It is most definitely not a trap.) *Terra:* ...Why am I still listening to him? *Aqua:* Did you kill the master? *Terra:* Yes...but I am a good guy now. *Aqua:* o k i b e l i e v e y o u *Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (In ancient times, everyone had a Keyblade. Everyone shared the smash power. It was basically Keyblade communism. But above them, in the sky, lied Kingdom Hearts. Then some guy got drunk and said: "I bet there is like infinite booze in Kingdom Hearts!" And that is how the Keyblade War started. Also the only way to get to Kingdom Hearts, the x-blade, got destroyed and then everyone died. I plan on forging the x-blade, by letting Ventus and Vanitas fight. I will finally find out what truly lies in Kingdom Hearts!) *Terra:* You monster!! *Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (BOORAY) *Terra:* OUCHY OUCH {darkness} Time to use my dark powers - ! *Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (Now that you have so much darkness in your heart, I can take over your body muahahahahaahahahaha!) *Terra:* What the heck - ?? *Terry:* DARKNESS (Muahahahahahahaha, this body feels amazing!) {trapped} DARKNESS (What is going on here?) *Lingering Will:* ... *Terry:* DARKNESS (Oh my god it's the Lingering Will. Time to beat you up good for the hard time you gave me in KH2!) {defeated} *Vanitas:* You and I will have to join together! Also, the Unversed came from me, but no one really cares. *Aqua:* Ven...? *EVIL Ventus:* PECKABOO *Aqua:* Gasp! *Mickey:* SWOOSH *EVIL Ventus:* I am not Ventus. I am...EVIL Ventus! *Vanitas:* You can't win! *Ventus:* Friendship! *Vanitas:* It's always about your friends? *Ventus:* At least I have some! *Vanitas:* Oh no! He has verbally destroyed me! {dead} *Aqua:* Ven! {wakes up later} *Yen Sid:* Ventus will be asleep until Kingdom Hearts 3 comes out, and Terra is possessed and needs to be dealt with. Also, my name spelled backwards is Disney! Pretty neat, don't you think? *Aqua:* Terra! *Terry:* {bad touch} Who am I...? DARKNESS (Just kidding. I am Xehanort. Get pranked.) DARKNESS (Did I seriously get beat again? I thought I was supposed to be stronger in this body.) *Aqua:* I am gonna save this guy who just tried to kill me and is possessed by the main antagonist of this series. What could possibly go wrong? ... ... ... *Terry:* DARKNESS (Well, now that this plan failed, I guess I have no other choice but to create an Organization which consists of 13 versions of me. It is going to be confusing, it is going to piss a lot of people off, and it will include time travel. MUAHAHAHAHA)
Music: Comedian Harmonists - Perpetuum Mobile
Please keep saying the others's :'D
Ok I believe you
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Aqua: "Stop useing the darkness."
Terra: "I hate both of you."
Ventus: "Good job Aqua."
That just sums up the whole game.
You mean "using". Otherwise you are correct.
no, 0:18 does
Slinky Dogg I kinda want this video to be voice acted by the actual vociecast of birth by sleep. And with emotion. It would make it funnier.
@@peytonreed937 if it was directed like the game itself,then aqua would sound worse than here
LPFan but it would be funny to hear ventus’ and terras and aqua speak the lines in this video. It would make the scene at the start of this comment chain so much funnier.
“What could possibly go wrong?”
*12 years later*
Aqua: D A R K N E S S
Riku : you must be an idiot if you get hit by a mega destruction dark ball of darkness and destruction
Aqua:charges at Riku
Riku: it's just a prank bro
NLaos and D E P R E S S I O N
zion arrington Riku : How did you get here Sora?
Sora : The plot
@@Mel-mb8ck Riku: How wil you save Aqua?
Sora: By beating the crap out of her
"Ventus will be asleep until Kingdom Hearts III comes out."
Good fucking night, Ventus.
Chi_exe What a terrible fate.
He's in for a surprise
Chi_exe funny cause ventus slept ten years for in game and in real life
This is the same universe where everyone can jump off a three story building and land on the ground without breaking their legs. Also Sleeping Beauty did this sleep curse first. Don't think about it too much.
Menlez Dles
*okay i believe you
"Also, the Unversed came from me. But no one really cares."
I laughed so hard because it's so true.
Au Ninja 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah what did we care where the unversed came from.
@@thesilverblader6714 It was interest8jg but i wasn't as shocked as i were when i learned Xehanort was still possessing Terra. Or when Venitas and Ventus were brothers
@@teamurion2734 ...They're not brothers, Vanitas is the Darkness in Ventus' heart. Technically, they're the same person
@@jjgarcia156
Too bad it seems KHXChi will retcon the Vanitas origin ... darn it Nomura ...
"Why am I still listening to him?" Best question in this game
Gotta love it when the Idiot Ball is passed around like that without any thinking whatsoever. XD lol
the p l o t
@Sebas7710 but this is a Kingdom Hearts game. Nothing makes sense.
"I'm gonna save this guy who just tried to kill me and is possessed by the main antagonist of this series. What could possibly go wrong?"
Caleb Johnson and tem Kingdom Hearts happened
Caleb Johnson apperently everything could go wrong
Caleb Johnson HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH MY GOD I CAN'T 😂
Darkness
Aqua: What could possibly go wrong?
In Kingdom Hearts III
Mickey: Hello? Aqua?
Dark Aqua: DARKNESS!!!
Vanitas: It's always about your friends.
Ventus: At least I have some!
Vanitas: Oh no. He has verbally destroyed me
10/10
Blade of Night I don't know what it is about Ventus and Roxas, but they both have really savage comebacks! 😂
ThePsychicClarinetist yep
Maybe because they can see both sides of the battle: Ventus and Vanitas, as well as Roxas being able to work for Org XIII but wants to keep his friends
ThePsychicClarinetist only ventus.
Ironically this dialogue is actually in the game (except for the verbally destroyed part, of course)
The first 2 lines are actually in the game!
I still can't believe that Ventus' killer comeback is an actual line of dialogue in the game.
"And my name spelled backwards is Disney" holy shit, he wasn't interrupted.
Ngl that was highly unsettling xD
Because this was his first time saying it in the timeline.
"What could possibly go wrong?"
*KH3 trailers appear*
"Mickey...You're too late..."
*OUCHIE OUCH*
sir gumbo *DARKNESS*
Okay I believe you
*D A R K N E S S*
*TIME TO USE MY DARK POWERS*
Douk Nouk Kem
Master xehanort why?
"Oh no, he has verbally destroyed me."
Had to remove the previous version and add pitch to this one because it got blocked in some countries. The music quality is therefore much worse, but hey, in some aspects it benefits this mess :)
Me too
Please?
Just a Pancake Yummy **p**
Just a Pancake still funny
ok i believe you
There's a typo 0:16
"Okay, I believe you." 😂
TURTLE_GODDESS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
K E Y B L A D E
Ok I believe you
Gets me everytime
It's actually really impressive how Square Enix managed to push out a 8 hour game that could be cut down to about 30 minutes including gameplay, and then further cut down into a disturbingly accurate 2 minute video.
Cut it to a 30 seconds video.
Xehanort: KEYBLADE
Terra: Ok I believe you.
Terranort: DARKNESS
Aqua: Now I will save the main antagonist.
Terranort: Who am I?
It took 2 hours to speedrun but 30 min? bbs hater is this much of an incel. All 300 of you dumbass who thumb this up without thinking, just like the autistic manchild you are.
@@eavyeavy2864 please tell me you realize this is a joke right?
@@anonymousanonymity2815 I don’t think his brain cells know what a joke is
L Cheating scum 🤡🤡
-Did you kill the master ?
-Yes! But Im a good guy now . :D
XxRoxas06xX ok, i believe you xDDDD
On1onknight Dso ok, i believe you XdDXDxDxd
BloodNoctis okay I believe you
Ok, I believe you.
O K A Y , I B E L I E V E Y O U
“Ventus will be asleep until KH 3 comes out” LMAO
A few years later....
Woody: You never had friends
Y. Xehanort: oh no he has verbally destroyed me!
YX: You are *just* a Toy
Woody: You're blabbering that being alone is better but in fact you're just salty because you can get any friend
YX: Oh no, he has verbally destroyed me
you mean us?
Make "GOOD JOB AQUA" the new "Thanks Obama" pls
Fodimin Layton keyblade
AAAAAAA-
So Star Wars Episode 3
OK, I believe you
Keyblade
You know, if Aqua had just let Terranort fall into darkness, maybe everything would've been okay.
Someone would've released him, even if by accident.
It wouldn't have made a difference. Xehenort had full power over the darkness. It would be as easy as opening one of those portals used so frequently in KH2. Aqua would have been better off staying put, but no... She's about as stupid as the others
Its a very heads I win, tails you lose situation. For whatever reason Aqua is incapable of leaving the World of Darkness. This applies to NO ONE ELSE. This is King Mickey's what...3rd trip there if you count him finally going there to rescue her. There is no explanation as to how he even got out after sealing the door the first time.
I'll say this much. Keeping Terranort there was probably...just a kick the can down the road but it would have prolonged many many things from happening if at all. Primarily Xehanort's Heartless (Ansem) and Xemnas from having ever been born or the several pieces that would go on to be Xehanort's bodies.
Infact...Xehanort wouldn't even have the power to travel through time. If he did it'd be up until his possession of Terra and no further. If anything he'd probably tell him don't get jebaited by Aqua and fall into the World of Darkness.
I'll also say Aqua could have fucking stayed in the real world to better prepare for the incoming threat instead of sacking herself. With two active masters (if you include Mickey), Aqua probably would have eventually received the Kingdom Key if and when it was needed. But expecting anything 'good' out of Aqua is just meh....
@@Monty2289 Mikey had the kingdom key of darkness, Riku is able to use darkness, Sora had radiance or something to do with someone close to him,. Keeping terranort there would probably make things happen quicker since Xehanort can manipulate darkness much more easily than terra and considering aqua fell to darkness, Xehanort wouldve gotten his memories back more quickly. Also terra wasnt doing a bad job of fighting him.
Except terranort wouldn't have the ability to time travel yet and if terra was doing such a good job fighting him then he should be able to keep him there for quite some time.
Aqua: what could possibly go wrong?
_12 years layer_
Anti-Aqua: SADNESS WITHIN SADNESS AWAITS YOU RIKU
LOL XDXDDDDD
"Sadness within sadness" XDXDDD
Xehanort in Birth By Sleep: I am actually an evil guy.
Xehanort in KH3: I am actually a good guy.
Kh3 Sowra: Who could ever believe such-
Ok i believe you
Kh3 Sowra: I gonna kill myself
@@ManusiaKagakRusuh raiku:what did you say?
@@JoaoMiguel-rs8td Kh3 Sowra: I gonna save Kairi : D
2:15
Aqua: "I can litterally end this whole thing right here if i wanted to"
Aqua:"....."
Aqua:"....but....but.... Muh fwiends....."
*saves terra-nort*
Aqua: "I may have screwed myself over, as well as everyone in Radiant guarden, but at least i did the right thing"
What could possibly go wrong?
Minorly Importance
>endangers the entire fucking universe
>did the right thing
What the fuck..
Meanwhile, everyone says that Terra is the biggest idiot in the KH universe...
Welcome to the fanbase.
SoulHero7
Terra: doesn't do a single good thing his whooe story
Aqua: one mistake
Yeah, Aqua is garbage
AntonioKHT
>terra saves ventus from an enraged Eraqus
>"not a single good thing his whole story"
You gotta be shitting me
"Special attack, boom." Is what got me, I don't understand why
Gisela same here I can’t stop replaying
I'll tell you why: it's the boom part. It's especially funny when used on it's own.
*"bum"*
I refuse to read the text of Xeanorth because hearing
- KEYBLADE
- Ok I believe you
is just priceless, same goes for Terranorth
-Beat the enemy called Unversed
-You mean heartless?
-......... UNVERSED.
... HEARTLESS
...*UNWERSED.*
*_You are grounded. No more computer ga- ouchie ouch_*
I fucking died at that part
KEYBLADE
@@Rodri34451 MASTER XENANORTH, WHY?!
@@softwavecrystal5480 KEYBLADE
KEYBLADE
@@Rodri34451 KEYBLADE
Why i’m still listening to him?
"It's always about your friends."
"At least I have some."
🤚 *BOI*
"Oh no! He has verbally destroyed me!"
Anahiem so we meet again
Anahiem see now's also a good time for that meme
Anahiem Vanitas: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE DONE THAT!!!"
ok i believe you
I just love the smash cut of Terra-Nort ready to fight Lingering Will to him on the floor absolutely laid out.
1:31
====TRANSCRIPT====
Eraqus: Terra, Aqua, Here a ball to pass test..
MX: K E Y B L A D E
Terra: Oh No, The almighty dark ball is too powerful.. What The?!
MX: K E Y B L A D E
Eraqus: This finished. Aqua Pass. Terra No Pass.
Terra: I SUCC
MX: K E Y B L A D E
Terra: Thank you Master Xeenort! You seem like a very nice guy.
Eraqus: Go to other worlds and beat up enemy called Unversed
Terra: You mean heartless.
Eraqus: U N V E R S E D
Ventus: What The?
Vanitas: You should go after Terra. Or you will never see him again.
Ventus: Okay, i believe you
Terra: Hello my dearest friends.
Aqua: Stop using the darkness.
Terra: I hate both of you.
Ventus: Good Job, Aqua.
MX: K E Y B L A D E
Ventus: Okay I believe you.
MX: K E Y B L A D E
Ventus (Terra): Okay I believe you.
Eraqus: I kill you now! Special attack, boom!
Terra: Milqwerlbhflasfnalds swoosh
Terra: Oopsie Daisy
Eraqus: You are grounded. No more comput... ouchie ouch.
MX: K E Y B L A D E
Terra: Master Xeenort! Why?
MX: K E Y B L A D E
MX: K E Y B L A D E
Terra: Why am i still listening to him?
Aqua: Did you kill the master?
Terra: Yes. But i am a good guy now.
Ventus (Aqua): Okay I believe you.
MX: K E Y B L A D E
Terra: You monster!
MX: K E Y B L A D E
Terra: Ouchie ouch.
Terra: Time to use my dark powers!
MX: K E Y B L A D E
Terra: What the heck!
Terranort: D A R K N E S S
Terranort: D A R K N E S S
Terranort: D A R K N E S S
Vanitas: You and i will have to join together! Also, the unversed came from me! But no one really cares!
Aqua: Ven..
Venitas: Peck a boo!
Aqua: Gasp.
Mickey: Swoosh
Venitas: I am not Ventus. I am evil.. Ventus!
Vanitas: You can't win
Ventus: Friendship
Vanitas: It's always about your friends!
Ventus: At least i have some!
Vanitas: Oh no! He has verbally destroyed me!
Aqua: Ven
YenSid: Ventus will be asleep until Kingdom Hearts 3 Comes out, and Terra is possessed and needs to be dealt with. Also my name spelled backwards is Disney. Pretty neat, don't you think?
Aqua: Terra!
Terranort: Who am i?
Terranort: D A R K N E S S
Terranort: D A R K N E S S
Aqua: I'm gonna save this guy. Who just tried to kill me, and is possessed by the main antagonist of this series. What could possibly go wrong?
Terranort: D A R K N E S S
Ferdinand Andre It's "hit ball to pass test"
It's χ-Blade*
okay i believe you
For once Yen Sid actually manages to finish his most favorite phrase, "Also my name spelled backwards is Dis-"
You messed up in the first line lol
Aqua pass Terra no pass
Xehanort: X blade
Terra: Thank you master Xehanort you seem like a nice guy
Xehanort: 'evil smirk'
You forgot Terra's "I succ" before the X-blade...
0:50 Honestly, this was a lot more exciting than the actual scene.
"In ancient times, everyone had a keyblade. Everyone shared the same power. Except the whales who spent endless amounts of money to get the super rare power, while others did not. That is what the keyblade war truly was about!"
The Keyblade War being the product of the broke people not wanting to spend money vs the whales spending lots of money needs to be canon.
Thesuperduperbooster Annnnd that's how Monstro became a world. 😂😂😂
That... actually explains a surprising amount w.r.t. why Union Cross even exists. And why it's about the Keyblade War. Nomura is an evil genius.
KEYBLADE!!!
*IT'S BACK*
“Ventus will sleep until Kingdom hearts 3 comes out.”
Welp. It’s true
"Good job, Aqua" Haha, that scene is painfully similar to sibling quarrel.
0:50 *NUGUHWAGUAWAWGAHWAHGU* SWOOSH
bubbletea NOOGWAGAWGAWGAGAEAGAGAWAA
SWOOSH
*YOU ARE GROUNDED*
Lol
O o p s i e D a i s y . . .
If you think about it, BBS is just Revenge of the Sith.
Oh you son of a-
I am no longer Ventus!
I am
Evil
Ventus!
I'm not Aqua
I am Evil Aqua!
I'm not Terra
I am Evil Terra
Still Evil Terra baby.
Oh no, it's the Evil Looking Not-Evil Terra.
The Kingdom Hearts lore is the only lore I can enjoy ironically AND unironically.
The last line "I'm going to save this guy that just tried to kill me: what can possibly go wrong?" got me laughing for a while. haha
I don't know where I am or what this video is but it's hilarious. Quality KH shitposting.
DunklerZebralord it's not really shitposting that pretty much the real story in a nutshell
I can't believe I lived for so much time without knowing that Yen Sid is Disney backwards... that's why I always felt so empty O_o
Try Eraqus backwards and you'll see Square wanted in on the fun too.
TenseMasterHalo Suqare?
@Miguel Mestre switch u with q and then you'll get it
same,i cant even,that just got to me
X blade X blade X blade
Darkness Darkness Darkness
B O O R A Y
What did you just call me!?
Dovax I will do your bidding, even though you just said you're evil.
0:22 I'm rewatching these nutshells everytime and this gets me all the time! XD
1:20 "BOORAY" I LOVE YOU
and that video too
Marco Cendron Only subs...
Ventus won't wake up until kingdom hearts 3 LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
" *Also, my name spelled backwards is 'diSneY'. Pretty neat, don't you think?* "
Rookie also my name scribbled is square
I love that Ven's line 'at least I have some' is so powerful, it made it word for word into this video.
"You two must face a new enemy called Unversed"
"You mean Heartless?"
" *U N V E R S E D* "
"Ventus will be asleep until Kingdom Hearts 3 comes out"
God dammit.
0:16 The expression on Xehanort Is what kills me there xDDD
What could possibly go wrong !
Eraquas: "Go after worlds and defeat enemies called unversed."
Terra:"You mean Heartless? "
....
Eraquas:"Unversed!"
Aqua: Did u kill the master.
Terra: Yes, but i'm a good guy now.
Aqua: Ok I believe u.
Xehanort: X-blade.
Aqua upon seeing 4 darksides: "I am regretting my life choices right now."
How have I never realized that Yen Sid backwards is Disney omg
daddyhughes111 Yeah that's why they created his counterpart, Eraqus, who is just Square jumbled up, and his keybale has a huge E at the end for Enix. XD
OH. MY. GOD.
Jo Tib OHHHHHHHHH
THE ORIGINAL "OK I BELIEVE YOU" AWSOME
T) -Hello, my dearest friends!
A) -Stop using the darkness
T) -I hate both of you.
V) -Good job Aqua!
Ven is a dumb kid and not one of the three of them is able to just talk things out, if they had the whole thing could've been avoided
terra:doesnt talk things out because he doesnt want ven to get involved
aqua:talks things kinda out,except she puts the prio on fulfilling squares orders instead of fixing the problem.also doesnt get that what they are tasked with is infact a dangerous task(also,terra spoke in plural,so he also means aqua has a dangerous task ahead of her,not only him)
ventus:doesnt talk things out at all because he is an idiot. if he just explained everything to aqua in enchanted dominion,then the game would be fixed lol
And just when I finish bbs
Why does Eraqus sound like a Indian woman?
I am not an Indian woman.
Namē it’s not Eraqus, is Erasqueze
@@TheMaestroMizerous If you do a bit, commit to the bit
*DARKNESS*
Roxas is a garbage character
*D A R K N E S S*
K E Y B L A D E ! *K E Y B L A D E !*
*DarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarknessDarknessWithinDarkness*
*Okay, I believe you.*
with these videos, everyone will be able to understand all the kingdom hearts story
HOLD TF UP WHO DISLIKED THIS MASTERPIECE?!
Zeenort.
Endophin okay i believe you
-Darkness.. [It was me, Ansem, Seeker of Darkness, because I didn't make It here...]
-Keyblade! [You didn't exist back then, you Idiot Poopface!]
-Darkness.. [Outchie Ouch! ];
Endophin master eraqus
Probably people who can't understand the jokes
In all honesty, Akva saying “what could possibly go wrong?” actually hurt me.
Ventus will sleep until kingdom hearts 3 has will be launched...
2 Years later... finally!!!!!!! The day finally it comes :v
Master Eraqus: Go to other worlds and beat up unversed.
Terra : You mean heartless?
Master Eraqus: UNVERSED.
*Erasquz:* Terra. Aqva. Hit böl to pahs test.
*Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (I shall sabotage this exam by powering the balls with D A R K N E S S)
*Terra:* Oh no! The almighty dark ball is too powerful! {darkness} What the - ?
*Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (The situation which is currently being presented to me pleases me and will certainly be crucial for the advancement of my master plan.)
*Erasquz:* Test finished. Aqva pahs. Terra no pahs.
*Terra:* I suck...
*Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (Listen Terra, you should not be scared of the darkness. Light and darkness must coexist side by side. A true Keyblade master must be able to channel both of these powers. So in my eyes, Terra, you passed the exam.)
*Terra:* Thank you, Master Xeenort. You seem like a very nice guy.
*Xeenort:* {very trustworthy smirk}
*Erasquz:* Gö to other wörlds and beat up enemy called Unwersed.
*Terra:* You mean Heartless -
*Erasquz:* ... {hand on Terra's shoulder} UNWERSED.
*Ventus:* What the - ?
*Vanitas:* You should go after Terra, or you will never see him again.
*Ventus:* o k i b e l i e v e y o u
_Few hours of filler later_
*Terra:* Hello, my dearest friends!
*Aqua:* Stop using the darkness!
*Terra:* I hate both of you!
*Ventus:* Good job, Aqua!
_Few hours of filler later_
*Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (Master Eraqus has found out my plan to use you to created the x-blade, get to Kingdom Hearts and start the second Keyblade War. And because you are a crucial part of my plan, he will most likely want to kill you.)
*Ventus:* o k i b e l i e v e y o u
*Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (Listen Master Terra, Ventus has found out that be could potentially become the x-blade because I split him into a being of light and the being of darkness, Vanitas. Of course I did that to protect him, not to start the second Keyblade War or anything. The problem is that Ventus is going to ask Master Eraqus directly and because Master Eraqus wants to prevent the x-blade from ever being completed, he might kill him. Stop Master Eraqus!)
*Terra:* o k i b e l i e v e y o u
*Erasquz:* I kill you now. Special attack! BOOM
*Terra:* {angrish} SWOOSH Oopsy-daisy...
*Erasquz:* You are gröunded. No möre cömputer g - OUCHY OUCH {dead}
*Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (How tragic.)
*Terra:* Master Xeenort! Why?!
*Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (I am actually an evil guy.) X-BLADE. (By the way, if you can, please visit the Keyblade Graveyard. It is most definitely not a trap.)
*Terra:* ...Why am I still listening to him?
*Aqua:* Did you kill the master?
*Terra:* Yes...but I am a good guy now.
*Aqua:* o k i b e l i e v e y o u
*Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (In ancient times, everyone had a Keyblade. Everyone shared the smash power. It was basically Keyblade communism. But above them, in the sky, lied Kingdom Hearts. Then some guy got drunk and said: "I bet there is like infinite booze in Kingdom Hearts!" And that is how the Keyblade War started. Also the only way to get to Kingdom Hearts, the x-blade, got destroyed and then everyone died. I plan on forging the x-blade, by letting Ventus and Vanitas fight. I will finally find out what truly lies in Kingdom Hearts!)
*Terra:* You monster!!
*Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (BOORAY)
*Terra:* OUCHY OUCH {darkness} Time to use my dark powers - !
*Xeenort:* X-BLADE. (Now that you have so much darkness in your heart, I can take over your body muahahahahaahahahaha!)
*Terra:* What the heck - ??
*Terry:* DARKNESS (Muahahahahahahaha, this body feels amazing!) {trapped} DARKNESS (What is going on here?)
*Lingering Will:* ...
*Terry:* DARKNESS (Oh my god it's the Lingering Will. Time to beat you up good for the hard time you gave me in KH2!) {defeated}
*Vanitas:* You and I will have to join together! Also, the Unversed came from me, but no one really cares.
*Aqua:* Ven...?
*EVIL Ventus:* PECKABOO
*Aqua:* Gasp!
*Mickey:* SWOOSH
*EVIL Ventus:* I am not Ventus. I am...EVIL Ventus!
*Vanitas:* You can't win!
*Ventus:* Friendship!
*Vanitas:* It's always about your friends?
*Ventus:* At least I have some!
*Vanitas:* Oh no! He has verbally destroyed me! {dead}
*Aqua:* Ven! {wakes up later}
*Yen Sid:* Ventus will be asleep until Kingdom Hearts 3 comes out, and Terra is possessed and needs to be dealt with. Also, my name spelled backwards is Disney! Pretty neat, don't you think?
*Aqua:* Terra!
*Terry:* {bad touch} Who am I...? DARKNESS (Just kidding. I am Xehanort. Get pranked.) DARKNESS (Did I seriously get beat again? I thought I was supposed to be stronger in this body.)
*Aqua:* I am gonna save this guy who just tried to kill me and is possessed by the main antagonist of this series. What could possibly go wrong?
...
...
...
*Terry:* DARKNESS (Well, now that this plan failed, I guess I have no other choice but to create an Organization which consists of 13 versions of me. It is going to be confusing, it is going to piss a lot of people off, and it will include time travel. MUAHAHAHAHA)
Tmw, you realize Aqua in this fan video sounds about as enthusiastic as Aquas real Voice actor
Probably more
Aqua is just infinitely done with everyone's shit
For me she always toed the line between overly demure and high on Valium.
she sounds way better
"Thank you, Xehanort. You seem like a very nice guy."
*>:)*
Can we just get like a 10 minute loop of either Terranort saying Darkness or Xehanort saying "X-Blade"
1:52 the way he says "oh no" lol
0:17 Underated part... That Xehanort smile fits so dam well its scary
The best part is, you made Xehanort's dialogue 100 times better.
"Go to other worlds and beat up enemy called Unversed"
"You mean Heartless?"
…
*"U N V E R S E D"*
Crazy how he predicted Ventus waking up in KH3
We‘re all speaking english, but Xehanort is speaking KEYBLADE
1:44 I lost it here😂😂
"Hit ball to pass test" This is my favorite quote
Aqua pass Terra No Pass
i just replayed the kh3 dlc and realized for the first time that xehanort yells "keyblade" sometimes.
*D A R K N E S S I N T E N S I F I E S*
I never knew Xehanort had such a way with words.
The one time “okay I believe you” isn’t edited
ive never played a kingdom hearts but these videos seem to perfectly summarize everything important
You mean heartless?
* pats Terra on Shoulder *
*U N V E R S E D*
This is where I get my information on KH lore.
all of the sudden xehanort is now a Pokemon
The beginning of the saga. Seeing this again after these two years is a wonderful experience
No dislikes, thats when you know shits good
I'm not ventus. I am, E V I L V E N T U S
*OOPSIE DAISY*
yu are grounded
no compuder ga- *𝓞𝓤𝓒𝓗𝓘𝓔 𝓞𝓤𝓒𝓗*
@@dukinukireal *K E Y b l A d E*
"You are grounded, no computer game" killed me
KEYBLADE!
Terra - Thank you Master Xehanort, you seem like a really nice guy
Mickey is frozen in place!😂😂😂 at 2:01
“Ventus will be asleep until KH3 comes out.”
Wow you predicted the future.
U N W O R S T
-Master Old Indian Woman Eraqus, 2k17
Came back after a couple years. SERIOUSLY shocked when Yensid got to finish his line.
O K
I B E L I E V E Y O U
"Beat up enemy called Unwerst."
"You mean Heartless?"
_claps terra on the shoulder._
*"U N W E R S T ."*
"oh no, he has verbally destroyed me." LMAOO
Oh good, he has verbally destroyed him