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  • @HonoraryAperture
    @HonoraryAperture 9 років тому +555

    She started crying.
    *Actually.*
    She started eating.

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 5 років тому +38

      So I stuck her in fat PRISON

    • @pixelperfect1729
      @pixelperfect1729 5 років тому +15

      Welcome to America!

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 5 років тому +25

      Where they string you up from the wallbars and leave you there for 40 years with no food.

    • @klowell19
      @klowell19 4 роки тому +22

      @@maogu1999 and when you kill the fahk over and fahking die they chop you up like a big chunk of steak and give you to the mad dogs

    • @piacomispl2023
      @piacomispl2023 2 роки тому +3

      @@klowell19 Anyway, there's Louise, she's a jolly good fahk

  • @joezzzify
    @joezzzify 10 років тому +345

    Fat prison: Where they string you up and leave you without food for 40 years.

  • @bigshambowski
    @bigshambowski 8 років тому +395

    "Why don't we go to the I don't give a fuck museum? We could spend all day there looking at the fucks I don't give."

  • @CounterNerd
    @CounterNerd 9 років тому +312

    I don't give a fuck museum was genius xD

    • @valdoterry607
      @valdoterry607 7 років тому +6

      TjsWorld2011 fuck you with a rolled up toenail!!!

    • @alliumcepa936
      @alliumcepa936 3 роки тому +4

      We could spend all day there looking at the fucks I don't give

    • @lostwavefinder587
      @lostwavefinder587 2 роки тому

      there's a lot of them...

    • @disneylover6408
      @disneylover6408 2 роки тому

      @@alliumcepa936 Fine! (Starts playing MLP theme song)

  • @LordVader89
    @LordVader89 10 років тому +330

    Man you are a GOD at sentence mixing.

  • @FeatherWait
    @FeatherWait 10 років тому +251

    So, once more from the beginning.
    *smack*
    Nnnn.

    • @vincentjenei
      @vincentjenei 4 роки тому

      ice

    • @disneylover6408
      @disneylover6408 2 роки тому

      @@vincentjenei "I had sex with Louise, right in front of everyone in class...You may think I'm horrible but fuck you with a rolled up Toenail!"

  • @JunKazamaFan
    @JunKazamaFan 8 років тому +221

    I, for one, would gladly take Michael up on his offer to visit the I Don't Give a Fuck Museum. Sounds like it would be a very fun and educational experience.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 10 років тому +425

    Pwnerranger:
    I suspect you'll live through this. Don't give up hope. I'm rooting for you.

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 10 років тому +82

      Keith Gower
      Maybe.

    • @OliverJD
      @OliverJD 9 років тому +12

      ChickenPika I say we team up and found the I Don't Give A Fuck Museum.

    • @Luna-fn2nv
      @Luna-fn2nv 9 років тому +1

      ChickenPika Ummm. You have issues. xD

    • @bunnyfro672
      @bunnyfro672 8 років тому +1

      ChickenPika Love you man.

    • @bunnyfro672
      @bunnyfro672 8 років тому

      Sammy Funk So you showed her this?

  • @danuk4000
    @danuk4000 6 років тому +139

    I listen to these in public places at max volume and if someone says something I switch to an actual Michael Rosen video and I’m like “what are you talking about? You have a dirty mind”

  • @patphilosopher
    @patphilosopher 9 років тому +269

    I. Gave. Her. The. Wood. O.O
    'My sides still hurts'
    -Me

  • @iamthesenete9123
    @iamthesenete9123 Рік тому +16

    10 years later and this is still one of the funniest Michael rosen ytp I’ve ever seen

  • @TheZaz969
    @TheZaz969 9 років тому +178

    in the end you can hear a quiet "Thats what she said"

  • @Charlificus
    @Charlificus 10 років тому +137

    wow amazing sentence mixing, ses, ses, good joj

    • @xXPCBetaXx
      @xXPCBetaXx 10 років тому +25

      It was very "noice"

    • @Yotrymp
      @Yotrymp 9 років тому +2

      xXPCBetaXx - "Share The Friendship!" * click * Noice.

  • @nunavyourbiznas8660
    @nunavyourbiznas8660 9 років тому +80

    Why don't we go to the I don't give a fuck museum?

    • @icanusernamebetterthanyou3853
      @icanusernamebetterthanyou3853 9 років тому +12

      And look at all the fucks I don't give?

    • @joeharris5420
      @joeharris5420 9 років тому +6

      Best line in the poop :D

    • @OctoNoctoCringeFest
      @OctoNoctoCringeFest 9 років тому +3

      Joe Harris
      No.. it's
      "She sucked my fat banana under the desk when her boyfriend wasn't looking. Noice."

    • @joeharris5420
      @joeharris5420 9 років тому +2

      Octo Nocto Oh yeah...
      I couldn't stop laughing at that high pitched FAT BANANA

    • @nunavyourbiznas8660
      @nunavyourbiznas8660 9 років тому +1

      Octo Nocto *Click* nice. ^.-

  • @Eirikasacredstones
    @Eirikasacredstones 9 років тому +108

    "Why don't we go to the I don't give a fuck museum. We could spend all day there looking at the fucks I don't give"
    That is THE greatest comeback I have ever heard. I can't like this video enough. xD

    • @KingLimePie
      @KingLimePie 9 років тому +3

      Eirika sacredstones gotta try that someday

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 9 років тому +1

      That really is the best thing ive heard all day xD

    • @Eirikasacredstones
      @Eirikasacredstones 8 років тому +1

      TjsWorld2011 Yes, yes it is. c:

    • @Eirikasacredstones
      @Eirikasacredstones 8 років тому +1

      TjsWorld2011 Yes, period. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @mewtuwa
      @mewtuwa 8 років тому +6

      +TjsWorld2011 Alright, christ, I didn't want to do this. I thought I was better than this, but I have to get this of my chest.
      Looking through the comments I see you in _10_, _10_ different comment threads, just complaining. Now, what exactly in this video offended you so much that you had to post your unconstructive criticism in _10_ different threads? Why couldn't you just leave it alone? Why can't you accept that _your_ opinion isn't the _right_ opinion? How old are you exactly?
      I try to keep out of the YT drama, but I'm just so baffeled that you would, and I repeat, _post more or less the same pointless comment in 10 different threads?_
      *sigh* I don't really know why I bother really, I doubt you will grace me with a worthy response anyway, one that doesn't just say "I'm right, you're wrong!", but you are welcome to prove me wrong.

  • @luchar4265
    @luchar4265 9 років тому +64

    "I could just start making My Little Pony UA-cam Poops instead.
    Don't test me."
    I haven't laughed so hard in ages.

  • @DannySaurusRex
    @DannySaurusRex 7 років тому +97

    "there were 48 hot girls and 1 fat girl"
    that about killed me

  • @CheesePieWithChips
    @CheesePieWithChips 9 років тому +158

    This is still, and always will be, one of my all-time favourite poops. xD Still as *nice* now as when I first saw it haha

  • @KAZ8264
    @KAZ8264 9 років тому +65

    "Tidy your tight snatch". It always gets me :')

  • @GLaDOS551
    @GLaDOS551 10 років тому +34

    Ironicly, the rebellion that Michael Rosen goes through is made by the pooper himself!

  • @supermovies4625
    @supermovies4625 8 років тому +167

    Michael Rosen's a good guy. So inspirational ;)

  • @lordrosen47
    @lordrosen47 8 років тому +54

    I need that last bit on a t-shirt XD
    Moral of the story:
    Don't fuck with the pooper

    • @lordrosen47
      @lordrosen47 8 років тому

      Kate M Eh?

    • @lordrosen47
      @lordrosen47 8 років тому

      Kate M Ohhh. Yeh XD

    • @weltgeist2604
      @weltgeist2604 8 років тому

      +Brendan Hammond Are you my twin?

    • @lordrosen47
      @lordrosen47 8 років тому

      Angus Rhodes No, we are ONE!
      ROSENS UNITE!

    • @danielbigger6175
      @danielbigger6175 7 років тому +5

      Brendan Hammond we also need 'why don't we go to the i dont give a fuck museum? we can spend all day looking at the fucks i dont give.'

  • @NeinTails
    @NeinTails 10 років тому +77

    1:50 Best piece of sarcasm ever seen. xD

    • @brostepisthebest
      @brostepisthebest 9 років тому +7

      It wasn't sarcasm.

    • @NeinTails
      @NeinTails 9 років тому +1

      brostepisthebest Umm, yes. It's in the tone. CP threatened and MR replied saying he does not care, but in comedic and a little mocking way.

    • @grant9589
      @grant9589 9 років тому +8

      Indeed, there's a million people I know whom I want to take on a tour through the "I-Don't-Give-A-F*ck-Museum" to see all the f*cks I don't give....

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 9 років тому +13

      NeinTails95NL
      Sorry dude, Brostep is correct. That's not sarcasm. Sarcasm would be "I'm so interested, why don't we go to the 'things I care about' museum and enshrine that amongst the other artifacts?"

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 9 років тому

      ChickenPika
      ... what is it, then?

  • @bagofplums69
    @bagofplums69 10 років тому +34

    so now I get Joanna and give here THE WOOD xD just one of many hilarious jokes in this fantastic poop

  • @Ifeelhigh
    @Ifeelhigh 10 років тому +27

    Well *Fuck-a-doodle-do* this was hilarious.

  • @GarlicPudding
    @GarlicPudding 9 років тому +16

    Love the fourth wall demolition here.

  • @Reverend_Revenant
    @Reverend_Revenant 9 років тому +13

    I always find it awesome when a youtubepooper is able to have a conversation with their creation.

  • @ArbitraryOutcome
    @ArbitraryOutcome 4 роки тому +7

    0:18 was ahead of its time.

  • @Griffo619
    @Griffo619 5 років тому +6

    “Why don’t we go to the ‘I don’t give a fuck’ museum”
    Holy shit, this is the first Rosen YTP I’ve watched in years and you have me crying with laughter. Great work!

  • @WolfgangvonHam
    @WolfgangvonHam 4 роки тому +6

    "Why don't we go to the ""I Don't Give a Fuck"" museum? We can spend all day there, looking at the fucks I don't give."
    Fucking gold, will stay with me forever

  • @theguybehindyou4762
    @theguybehindyou4762 4 роки тому +13

    “I’ve hijacked the poop!”
    -Michael Rosen

  • @joelnorling823
    @joelnorling823 9 років тому +11

    One of the best poopers out there xD

  • @Dbdudhusbusjsn
    @Dbdudhusbusjsn 10 років тому +10

    LOL "I don't give a Fuck Museum"

  • @fhuckgoogle4171
    @fhuckgoogle4171 10 років тому +43

    "Why don't we go to the fucks museum? We could spend all day looking at the fucks I don't give!"
    LOL

  • @CharredSteak
    @CharredSteak 8 років тому +47

    Amazing sentence mixing, idk how you you get it to flow so well.

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 8 років тому +25

      Thanks!
      Practice.

    • @Bozo939
      @Bozo939 7 років тому +2

      A lot of fucking practice lol

  • @danthefryingpan963
    @danthefryingpan963 9 років тому +53

    0:56 "That was for you, Alec." Who's Alec?

  • @RocketPropelledGamer
    @RocketPropelledGamer 10 років тому +20

    at the end listen, you will here an old joke from michael rosens bad book of bad jokes

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 10 років тому +13

    >saddle sore
    Maybe that's why.
    I'm a brony as well, but I'm starting to dislike the fandom. People who dislike you for the things you enjoy are not justified. People who dislike you for how you act in relation to the show are justified.
    Most of the "haters," (which is a term I absolutely despise because it implies that whoever dislikes you must just be trying to take the piss) aren't reacting to the show. Most of them react to how fans of the show act on non-MLP-related parts of the internet.

    • @gwenpolo1307
      @gwenpolo1307 2 роки тому

      So how are you doing nowadays? You having a good day?

  • @mattobrien4161
    @mattobrien4161 6 років тому +6

    She started crying.
    Actually she started eating
    XD gets me every time

  • @WolfPackDiggyDog24
    @WolfPackDiggyDog24 9 років тому +19

    You are the best YTPer ever!

    • @M8gazine
      @M8gazine 8 років тому +1

      +TjsWorld2011 I do. Deal with it.

    • @thanroshi8514
      @thanroshi8514 8 років тому

      +TjsWorld2011 Who's the best according to you?

    • @SS_Joker_88-18
      @SS_Joker_88-18 6 років тому

      TjsWorld2011 no one gives a single fuck about what you think. now fuck off and go to bed kid.

  • @ratattack4327
    @ratattack4327 2 роки тому +8

    1:43 got me so well😭

  • @portalmaster555
    @portalmaster555 3 роки тому +7

    This entire thing was one punch to my face after another and I loved it

  • @demonheracross
    @demonheracross 10 років тому +6

    Why don't we go to the..."I don't give a fuck museum. We can spend all day there looking at the fucks I don't give." lmao

  • @moozy
    @moozy 10 років тому +6

    Why don't we go to the "I don't give a fuck" museum! You sir just earned a sub.

  • @sparky00777
    @sparky00777 8 років тому +2

    This is by far the best Michael Rosen ytp.

  • @phyllo8958
    @phyllo8958 9 років тому +7

    This got me into UA-cam Poops in the first place, along with The Uncredibles. Still my favorite youtube poop ever.

  • @yankerwanker8049
    @yankerwanker8049 9 років тому +7

    oh my god this is probably the best poop ive seen even thoigh it was only speech edits.

  • @ceoofsololeveling45
    @ceoofsololeveling45 4 роки тому +7

    1:26 bruh that’s the name of my sister 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @unfunnysenrirenposter
    @unfunnysenrirenposter 9 років тому +4

    1:49
    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @jk28416
    @jk28416 4 роки тому +9

    this has to be the greatest ever work of Michael Rosen, his life now finally has a purpose.

  • @commediaDollArte
    @commediaDollArte 10 років тому +9

    This was my first poop of yours.
    That 'I don't give a fuck museum' works wonders on bullies.

  • @Jerbot5300
    @Jerbot5300 9 років тому +19

    This made me almost die. I cried.

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 9 років тому +7

      If I nearly left this plane of existence, I probably would too.

    • @Jerbot5300
      @Jerbot5300 9 років тому +5

      Going that far just for us... Wow...

  • @karazimsabour7899
    @karazimsabour7899 4 роки тому +1

    This is actually a great YTP
    Well edited, funny, unnecessarily vulgar (just how we love them).
    Subscribed.

  • @mitchellharrop9989
    @mitchellharrop9989 4 роки тому +5

    “And there’s Melanie. She’s has nice melons.”

  • @machinescapes
    @machinescapes 9 років тому +5

    And when you keel the fuck over and fucking *die*, they cut you up like a big chunk of steak and give you to the mad dogs.
    I keeled the fuck over and fucking died of laughter at that part.

  • @punkst3r
    @punkst3r 9 років тому +5

    let's go to the i dont give a fuck museum, we can spend all day there looking at the fucks i dont give, very clever sir

  • @endlesslyy5833
    @endlesslyy5833 4 роки тому +3

    One of the best YTP’s of all time in my opinion

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Рік тому

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!

  • @diegoproductions7926
    @diegoproductions7926 6 років тому +3

    Legend says that Shaniqua has escaped from fat prison and is planning revenge against Michael Rosen.

  • @Seanana_
    @Seanana_ 9 років тому +14

    'Why don't we go to the I don't give a fuck museum. We can spend all day there looking at the fucks I don't give.' Fucking brilliant,that earned you a sub.

  • @Hard-Boiled-Bollock
    @Hard-Boiled-Bollock 5 років тому +1

    So many brilliant moments, impossible to choose which is my favourite

  • @republicofengineers1983
    @republicofengineers1983 4 роки тому

    This is certainly one of my favourite YTPs. Has me in stitches every time I watch this 🤣😂

  • @Laqqy
    @Laqqy 10 років тому +9

    Omg Michael Rosen better not steal Louise from Satio!

  • @KlaviceGavin
    @KlaviceGavin 3 роки тому +1

    I blame you for having a Pooper Control Override button where Michael can get it. XD
    Seriously thought this is my routine to watch this every couple of months.

  • @RonMadYTP
    @RonMadYTP 11 років тому +2

    Now this is some high quality Rosen poopage right here. No wonder you're becoming a subscriber magnet.

  • @tomato3475
    @tomato3475 8 років тому

    This is the best Michael Rosen UA-cam Poop I have EVER seen. XD

  • @StevooCM
    @StevooCM 11 років тому +1

    You're work is great!! You've earned a sub man

  • @candyfloss9227
    @candyfloss9227 10 років тому

    This is really well made! Love it

  • @puroboludeo1
    @puroboludeo1 7 років тому +2

    How come I'm just bumping into this masterpiece now?

  • @JaySantos42
    @JaySantos42 3 роки тому

    I love the mix up he’s so nice

  • @joshuastorey6060
    @joshuastorey6060 8 років тому +20

    oh plz make My Little Pony YTPs that'll be so funny

    • @ChickenPika
      @ChickenPika 8 років тому +7

      I've considered it. I'm not sure if I will or not.

    • @dlaczego009
      @dlaczego009 8 років тому

      +ChickenPika that would be really funny xD

    • @skyyleigh2364
      @skyyleigh2364 7 років тому +1

      hah yes!

  • @GamerSheepCrew
    @GamerSheepCrew 11 років тому

    I have loved you ever since I watched just one of your vids, you are better than any other TYP'er there is, trust me.

  • @TheBlueDragonGamer
    @TheBlueDragonGamer 10 років тому +2

    3 minutes of pure gold.

  • @jamesstewart6042
    @jamesstewart6042 7 років тому

    Chickenpika, you never fail to make me laugh. Good work

  • @MysteryPancake
    @MysteryPancake 5 років тому

    true classic ytp (one of your best for sure)

  • @Eirikasacredstones
    @Eirikasacredstones 9 років тому +6

    "Keel the fuck over and fucking *diiiee*"
    I'm sure if Michael Rosen seen this he would not approve. xD

  • @thekingsman9773
    @thekingsman9773 9 років тому +2

    How I discovered this channel. Loved every single femtosecond.

  • @Hard-Boiled-Bollock
    @Hard-Boiled-Bollock 5 років тому

    One of the best YTPs ever

  • @michaelsharples
    @michaelsharples 11 років тому

    Ha ha ha that was brilliant! You did a great job with the speech sounding fluid and smooth. Really professional piece! Well done!

  • @Cory_
    @Cory_ 9 років тому +9

    #givejoannathewood

  • @ethanmarhefky5676
    @ethanmarhefky5676 8 років тому +2

    Hahaha the "fuck you with a rolled up toenail" had me dying

  • @phase866
    @phase866 9 років тому

    This might be the best YTP I've ever seen.

  • @altocshi
    @altocshi 10 років тому +13

    You are truly the artisan of YTPs.

  • @myjinji8079
    @myjinji8079 7 років тому

    arguably the best rosen ytp video

  • @thefyskoogle134
    @thefyskoogle134 6 років тому +2

    timeless classic

  • @idiotek894
    @idiotek894 11 років тому

    This is epic. I hope you still make Michael Rosen ytps. This is probably my favorite Michael rosen ytp.

  • @wumpis
    @wumpis 6 років тому

    why does his sentences have the right mix of words to make a great masterpiece like this

  • @hofficalz
    @hofficalz 7 років тому +1

    “Let's go to the I don't give a fuck museum, where we can spend the whole daying looking at the fucks I don't give“ is something special worth remembering

  • @LeAlzanatorLe937th
    @LeAlzanatorLe937th 10 років тому

    By far, my favourite Michael poop. Loving the 4th wall breaking

  • @Sebastian-sr9gh
    @Sebastian-sr9gh 7 років тому +1

    Lol I love how you added that pic of Louise from Zero no Tsukaima

  • @tikabosshs6440
    @tikabosshs6440 8 років тому

    You sir are the god of YTP !

  • @seschlaponozka6555
    @seschlaponozka6555 3 роки тому +4

    I dont give a fuck museum killed me

  • @bitchtits9292
    @bitchtits9292 5 років тому

    This is one of the best poops

  • @Solidfact42
    @Solidfact42 11 років тому

    I couldn't respond for a bit because I had literally fallen out of my chair laughing. One of the best poops out there. I wish I had an extra thumb so I could give it three thumbs up at once.

  • @SlickSteven75
    @SlickSteven75 11 років тому

    Best poop I've seen in a long time.

  • @1918atv
    @1918atv 11 років тому

    I love it how you make Michael interact with you, and he even makes fun of you! Stupendous!!!!!!11!!1!

  • @sassysasquatch1374
    @sassysasquatch1374 8 років тому

    you are a god for making this

  • @roberte2945
    @roberte2945 3 роки тому +3

    "Actually, she started eating."
    My sides

  • @Neucher
    @Neucher 2 роки тому +2

    I have watched this over a 100 times

  • @RenaissanceCrab
    @RenaissanceCrab 10 років тому +5

    oh god I laughed for ages at the 'michael rosen semen'