BIRTH + female anatomy 🥑

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @cheyannnn14
    @cheyannnn14 5 днів тому +288

    “This is where you’ve been” 💀 I almost spit out my drink 😂😂

  • @faithcrisis2138
    @faithcrisis2138 5 днів тому +140

    We are not chickens, we do not possess a cloaica. Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

    • @clairakaufman0725
      @clairakaufman0725 5 днів тому +4

      My favorite comment🤣

    • @karisbish
      @karisbish 5 днів тому +7

      Me and my MIL spent way too long looking up how birds reproduce one day when we were both sick, so I’m proud and ashamed to say I know what you’re talking about 😅

  • @ShinyPirates
    @ShinyPirates 5 днів тому +72

    This is why: I’m not for calling it sex education. It’s not teaching or being taught about how to have sex or what to do in sex. It should be basic anatomy. You don’t have to go into the intimacy of sex: just teach the mechanics of the body, please.

    • @gabrielnever247
      @gabrielnever247 4 дні тому +5

      That's... That's what sex education is. It's anatomy and physiology of the organs, health such as STIs and cleanliness, how reproduction works (as in, sperm+egg=baby, development of the fetus), and sometimes the meaning of consent and what a healthy vs an unhealthy relationship looks like. Do you seriously think teachers just show students p*rn and send them on their way?? What planet do you live on?? 😂😂 And sex ed is scaled to be appropriate for age. What I described is what I learned in high school. In middle school we only talked about anatomy and what to do if someone touched us inappropriately.

    • @ShinyPirates
      @ShinyPirates 4 дні тому +3

      @ I’m saying that some people see it as that. It has a negative connotation: sex education. Call it family planning or just basic anatomy. I don’t know. It should be mandatory that we are taught, as you stated, age appropriately and more than once, about the basics of the human body. I’m glad that you were taught something more in high school and I’m hoping that is being done more now. I don’t remember that much being taught to me. We had a small class in middle school and I remember that we were separated so girls could be talked to and boys could be talked to. We weren’t talked to about the each other’s bodies and how things worked. I’m advocating for it to be called something other than sex education. I feel that it has a negative connotation and that some people don’t want their kids to learn because they have that negative mindset and then we have things like this where someone doesn’t know that a woman has three holes down there. I wish it was less stigmatized to learn about how the body works.

    • @gabrielnever247
      @gabrielnever247 4 дні тому +1

      @@ShinyPirates changing the name of the class won't change that mindset, though. The mindset is the problem, not the name. American culture is absolutely OBSESSED with sex but refuses to talk about it for some reason, and that's a huge problem. It's why teen pregnancy rates are so high and there's grown people out there not knowing there's three holes.

    • @beccaleigh524
      @beccaleigh524 4 дні тому

      @@gabrielnever247right- teens are getting pregnant because NO ONE is talking about sex lol. Um- sex is literally everywhere in our culture. It’s in every tv show, every store, every school… lack of conversation definitely isn’t the problem. It’s the fact that morals and self-control are almost non-existent now and no one wants to talk about THAT.

    • @gabrielnever247
      @gabrielnever247 4 дні тому

      @beccaleigh524 sexuality is everywhere. Open and honest communication about sex is not. Victoria secret and Calvin Klein ads do not talk about birth control. Further repression is not the answer.

  • @luckylittleseahorse
    @luckylittleseahorse 5 днів тому +102

    I remember having to explain the third hole to my dad during quarantine when everyone was low on toilet paper and he unrealistically wanted us girls in the house to use “3 squares of tp at a time or less”. I was 19. He was 47. It was a good chat. 😂

    • @pineappledeedee1705
      @pineappledeedee1705 5 днів тому +13

      3 squares??? AS IF, DAD. 😂😂😂

    • @luckylittleseahorse
      @luckylittleseahorse 5 днів тому

      @@pineappledeedee1705 I’m very proud to say that I was a bit nicer than that 😂
      “Ya see, Dad… women have the pee hole, the fun hole, and the poo hole. They’re all in a straight line from front to back. So instead of the pee going down immediately, it kind of follows the line. It’s a little messier than what you have. Men are like hoses, women are like gutter pipes. Make sense? 😊”

    • @luckylittleseahorse
      @luckylittleseahorse 5 днів тому +5

      @@pineappledeedee1705 He was deeply disturbed by that analogy for some reason 🤔😂

    • @melinalicharowicz7332
      @melinalicharowicz7332 5 днів тому +17

      I had a very similar experience with my dad, but I didn't explain to him. 😂 He was bewildered on how we were using "so much" toilet paper and I was bewildered how he made 6 kids with so little knowledge of the vicinity.

  • @lexingtonsummers1561
    @lexingtonsummers1561 4 дні тому +13

    My mom delivered my youngest brother at a hospital where policy was not too deflate the catheter before pushing... when his shoulders came out, he tore the catheter out of her ureter, and she still has incontinence issues 16 years later. I told my nurses how nervouse I was about a catheter because of this, and they were all so kind and understanding about it! Loved my care team for birth 😄

    • @LPSgal10
      @LPSgal10 4 дні тому +2

      Omg your poor mom! Do they do something differently nowadays to prevent this??

    • @lexingtonsummers1561
      @lexingtonsummers1561 4 дні тому +7

      @LPSgal10 yes! Because of what happened to her they always deflate the catheter before the woman starts pushing! When I delivered, they knew I was super nervous about it, so they fully removed the catheter for me :)

    • @D3los
      @D3los 4 дні тому +3

      @@lexingtonsummers1561 this has only reinforced my will to do home birth… 😵‍💫

    • @lexingtonsummers1561
      @lexingtonsummers1561 4 дні тому +4

      @@D3los honestly, a home birth would be amazing! I planned on a birth center, but I wound up being denied. Then in the hospital I was threatened with c-section which started my cascade of interventions. I'm hoping next time around is very different!!

  • @lilbugss21
    @lilbugss21 2 дні тому +6

    I remember trying to figure out how to put a tampon in for the first time and when I tell you I put it, not necessarily *in* my urethra but between the labia, i genuinely thought that was correct. BOY WAS I WRONG 😭😂

  • @lucycannon7277
    @lucycannon7277 5 днів тому +37

    Sooooo many men do not understand this! I’ve been a nurse for years and had to explain it many of 100’s of times 🤣

  • @Bookhardtsbooks
    @Bookhardtsbooks 5 днів тому +34

    My boyfriend literally thought I changed tampons every time I peed because of this! 🤦🏼‍♀️ He's also already watched his first child being born...

  • @KxNOxUTA
    @KxNOxUTA 5 днів тому +18

    I would be shocked, but the internet already educated me on the horrifying lack of sex ed in still way too many countries. Of which some even have the audacity to frame themselves as "civilised" while being the true barbarians 🤡 compared to a whole lot of so called "3rd world countries" which have sex ed and also work on sorting out sexism! 🥇

  • @D3los
    @D3los 5 днів тому +11

    How does one NOT look at the place they…have utilized…to make a baby???

    • @lolarichter9415
      @lolarichter9415 5 днів тому

      This is the entire reason men can't find the clit. They are literally blind to that area. Like it's censored or something

    • @kraannddaall
      @kraannddaall 4 дні тому +3

      Tbf I didn't look at my own until I was very pregnant and couldn't see from up top for hair removal purposes...So I'd only had a few peeks and then went and checked again after I gave birth and was like, excuse me.... and didn't look again. So I don't really expect my husband to be down there with a 🔎 and 🔦 like hmmm... interesting. 😂😂
      But yes, between porn and general curiosity, I do expect just about everyone to understand the basic anatomy nowadays.

    • @D3los
      @D3los 4 дні тому +1

      @ im being so honest right now im so very sorry… how did u… growing up.. didnt it feel different to pee vs bleed?

    • @kraannddaall
      @kraannddaall 4 дні тому +3

      @D3los No, no. I was clear on the difference! I just never looked. Hahaha sorry

    • @D3los
      @D3los 4 дні тому +1

      @ omg ok thats a relief lol and completely understandable 😅💕

  • @zaraim6238
    @zaraim6238 5 днів тому +3

    Lmfao 😂🤣
    Educate him on avocado 🥑
    Not today sir

  • @laurenj6771
    @laurenj6771 4 дні тому +1

    I learned this on the bus ride home from a field trip in third grade haha😂

  • @KailieWick
    @KailieWick 4 дні тому +2

    Parents should teach their kids this. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @Aggressive_Progressive
    @Aggressive_Progressive 5 днів тому +8

    That prego belly in the clip is so badly fake, there's nothing inside that bellybutton!
    Not even makeup to try to look like there's a shadow, they just didn't even try!😂

  • @ilovepinkroses5167
    @ilovepinkroses5167 5 днів тому +2

    It's literally not taught in public school.

  • @arielchubb2719
    @arielchubb2719 3 дні тому

    That reminds me of when I had an acquaintance over and he saw my male cat from behind. He asked me “why does your cat have three buttholes?” He was seeing 1)the area around the penis 2)deflated balls after neuter and 3) butthole. My sister and I still laugh about this and it happened 13+ years ago 😂

  • @brandil.dickerson8302
    @brandil.dickerson8302 3 дні тому

    Hahaha this sounds like something my brother would’ve asked when his gf gave birth

  • @dawnreed1631
    @dawnreed1631 2 дні тому

    😂the number of boys/men who missed this lesson in biology and anatomy and physiology is staggering 🤣💀

  • @pineappledeedee1705
    @pineappledeedee1705 5 днів тому +17

    Truly sad that people in general aren't taught basic anatomy. 🥲

  • @Bex_InMT
    @Bex_InMT 3 дні тому

    This is where you've been 😆

  • @Onnada
    @Onnada 5 днів тому +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rcg224
    @rcg224 5 днів тому +4

    LMAOOOOOOO

  • @crystaldawn9255
    @crystaldawn9255 3 дні тому

    A woman...i didn't know til my 30s...

  • @amycrouse8518
    @amycrouse8518 5 днів тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @BeautifullyResilient23
    @BeautifullyResilient23 3 дні тому

    😂😂😂