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  • @dawgggosaur
    @dawgggosaur 7 років тому +2024

    “He’s not my boyfriend. Me and the pool are just friends... with benefits.”

    • @doriyathefruitcup3945
      @doriyathefruitcup3945 7 років тому +28

      Official PuppiGirl I found that scene so hilarious haha

    • @shootingstarbit
      @shootingstarbit 7 років тому +71

      “He’s not my boyfriend. We were officially engaged in the fall. I’m thinking a spring wedding.”

    • @PramkLuna
      @PramkLuna 6 років тому +12

      Replace pool with Makoto and then this series becomes canon

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 5 років тому

      Nice benefits-

    • @gracedavis9354
      @gracedavis9354 5 років тому

      That's a whole mood

  • @natalie78na
    @natalie78na 6 років тому +1859

    “Crap, what does this say?!”
    “I don’t know Haru. One of you shot the Haru THAT CAN READ!”

    • @sir.cornyneck3960
      @sir.cornyneck3960 6 років тому +8

      Natalie Nicole I like your profile picture. Its from Lumine.

    • @skylerpower
      @skylerpower 6 років тому +18

      Haru: I can read, *(I can’t read)*

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ Рік тому

      😂😂

    • @gOat_GrandMa
      @gOat_GrandMa Рік тому

      She's a witch (push her in the pool!)

  • @misteryA555
    @misteryA555 7 років тому +1095

    "I wasn't thinking about killing you"
    "Aww, thank you!"
    Gets me every time XD

  • @patriciaholbrook6152
    @patriciaholbrook6152 7 років тому +801

    "What does it say?"
    "I don't know. Someone shot the Haru that could read!"

    • @doriyathefruitcup3945
      @doriyathefruitcup3945 7 років тому +9

      Patricia Holbrook you had 69 likes, I liked and cleansed your comment of Sin, you are welcome

  • @NastumiNekoDragneel
    @NastumiNekoDragneel 7 років тому +688

    I like how I know the " *_H E S H O T H A R U_* scene by heart for the past year....lol

    • @Blue_Stars10
      @Blue_Stars10 4 роки тому +5

      I know the haru thirsting over the ocean scene by heart....

    • @daryissaplayz2312
      @daryissaplayz2312 4 роки тому +4

      I know the "Makoto's still talking" One by heart.

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 2 роки тому +3

      i know the usurper speech and im waiting to unleash it on someone the next time i want them to leave me alone

  • @tatumtotzers
    @tatumtotzers 7 років тому +1478

    *"HE SHOT HARU!"*

    • @deadlythedragon
      @deadlythedragon 6 років тому +8

      Don’t bother me I’m Watching Hetalia I FOUND YOU, EVEN THO THIS WAS 7 MONTHS AGOOOO

    • @charazor-el5636
      @charazor-el5636 6 років тому +5

      Yes. I am Haru.

    • @UwU-lm9or
      @UwU-lm9or 5 років тому

      IN thE HeARt

    • @cinnabun2475
      @cinnabun2475 4 роки тому

      Kailey Brummels that’s right I’m assuming direct control

  • @NastumiNekoDragneel
    @NastumiNekoDragneel 7 років тому +761

    And im *p r o u d* to be a _S W I M M E R I C A N_ where at least i know that im *_F R E E_*

  • @shiomicchi7247
    @shiomicchi7247 6 років тому +598

    You know what's brilliant: Not only did Octopimp come up with a genius abridged main plot about a thug, a brainless swim freak and an overly gay guy, but the fact that he came up with an entire subplot about the conflict between all the Harus in Haru's brain is just absolute comedy gold 😭😂😂😂

  • @toaster_boi
    @toaster_boi 7 років тому +548

    "you should kill them all, Haru"
    "Okay.."
    SAME

  • @raihaamjad4467
    @raihaamjad4467 7 років тому +713

    Haru choosing his swimsuit is me in the morning xD

  • @roshoberry
    @roshoberry 7 років тому +540

    "I like mackerel" "Me to Haru" "I do- *phone rings* OH MY GOD IF YOU GO OFF ONE MORE TIME I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE SUN!!!

  • @craftsy5592
    @craftsy5592 7 років тому +371

    Usurper.
    Are you still doing that.
    Yep.... Usurper.

  • @emmadoehr4751
    @emmadoehr4751 7 років тому +227

    "Bury me with my swim suits" so not unexpected!!!!!!!!
    😂😂😓😓😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xrrgr
    @xrrgr 6 років тому +123

    "Damn it, they got me again."
    "Good job, Haru."
    "Shut up, Haru"
    The beginning of the end.

  • @Alyssa-ij2ci
    @Alyssa-ij2ci 6 років тому +191

    Lol wait does Makoto know that Haru has all those voices in his head?

  • @ErutaniaRose
    @ErutaniaRose 6 років тому +109

    "He's not my boyfriend. The pool and I are just friends . . . with benefits."

  • @charliecallisto2937
    @charliecallisto2937 7 років тому +256

    That one dislike is from Rin

    • @doorbladder5735
      @doorbladder5735 6 років тому +2

      Well, rin cloned himself...so that’s 13 more

    • @rhysee_arts
      @rhysee_arts 6 років тому +4

      Another one is from the Haru who couldn't play monopoly

  • @PeerlessPeach
    @PeerlessPeach 5 років тому +70

    Haru having conversations with the other Harus is funny as hell.
    Is it bad that I have conversations with myself like this... Probably is... Welp, I don’t care...

  • @cici8995
    @cici8995 7 років тому +152

    SHE CAUGHT ON TO US!!!...PLAY DUMB NO RUN
    I dont know what your talking about
    Haru
    Plan B plan B
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sirshigaraki3038
    @sirshigaraki3038 6 років тому +53

    "When you still walk around with your legs"
    "Good one Haru"
    *"Thanks Haru"*
    😂😂😂

  • @shootingstarbit
    @shootingstarbit 7 років тому +85

    The dolphin singing Under the Sea is fucking gold

  • @Kronecraft
    @Kronecraft 4 роки тому +24

    The great thing about the game of thrones joke is that it implies that Haru is able to simulate all of game of thrones in his head, even episodes that he hasn't seen/aren't out yet.

  • @queen.of.nuggets1929
    @queen.of.nuggets1929 6 років тому +84

    i named my blue fish Haru...he daydreams all the time..or in other words,he just freezes

  • @havars7141
    @havars7141 7 років тому +222

    This is why he's my favourite

    • @vaewxi
      @vaewxi 6 років тому +10

      Hava Rose Sky Nagisa is my favorite

    • @thatrandomweeb763
      @thatrandomweeb763 5 років тому +3

      Mako's me fave

  • @Feminist_ace
    @Feminist_ace 3 роки тому +50

    “Haru, I know you can’t read.”
    “SHES A WITCH!”
    “PUSH HER IN THE POOL!” On of my favorite scenes 🤣

  • @imsimple379
    @imsimple379 4 роки тому +16

    "What goes through your head when you swim, Haru?"
    "someBODY ONCE TOLD ME-"
    🤣

  • @cinnabun2475
    @cinnabun2475 4 роки тому +47

    *Haru* : “Wait wait wait, where on a swim team?”
    *Haru* : “I thought this show was about drugs or something...”
    *Haru* : “idk Haru just go with it”

  • @prowlandsasuke
    @prowlandsasuke 9 місяців тому +9

    Honestly 50% off haru is what having a adhd brain is like.

  • @_LightningAnime
    @_LightningAnime 6 років тому +20

    "Makoto if i do die. There's something i want you to do for me...I want a sweet Ass Viking funeral"

  • @imsimple379
    @imsimple379 7 років тому +107

    XD NARK WALBURGH AND NARK RUFFALO. I choked on my cereal...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Victoria-_
    @Victoria-_ Рік тому +12

    Haru’s internal monologue is hilarious 😂

  • @leoyakafudy
    @leoyakafudy 5 років тому +17

    "why don't you ask your brother. he can swim AND read"

  • @imsimple379
    @imsimple379 4 роки тому +15

    "Can we play something else? Like Life? Or Sorry?"
    "I wanna play Monopoly-"
    "NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY MONOPOLY HARU"

  • @hanajhenine858
    @hanajhenine858 6 років тому +64

    Take a shot every time they say haru

    • @AdrianLeeGod
      @AdrianLeeGod 5 років тому +6

      No thanks. I like having a liver.

    • @jazminzapata4609
      @jazminzapata4609 5 років тому +4

      I'm in prison and idk why.

    • @erinyes3943
      @erinyes3943 3 роки тому +1

      @@jazminzapata4609 reminds me of prison

  • @mariah_the_mnm
    @mariah_the_mnm 7 років тому +41

    The Haru radio station brought to you by harus miiiiiind!

  • @DawnDP26
    @DawnDP26 7 років тому +66

    HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED CR1TIKAL AS A HARU 10:23

  • @brodiemcr
    @brodiemcr 4 роки тому +16

    “You’re a stupid coloured cube Haru” “You cut me deep Haru” I can’t 😂😂 just got to the dolphin singing to Haru

  • @the_anime_girl6305
    @the_anime_girl6305 6 років тому +17

    "I guess he isn't home..."
    *Proceeds to show Haru in a bathtub listening to heavy metal*

  • @ronnnnnn03
    @ronnnnnn03 6 років тому +19

    Swim team nothing. I want that boy to be my bride
    -Nagisa Hazuki 😂😂😂

  • @jasontodd5089
    @jasontodd5089 6 років тому +38

    “Haru if you join the swim team you get to go in the pool.”
    “But I don’t want to join the swim team Haru.”
    “Okay, okay Haru but hear me out.... You get to go in the pool.”
    “You make a compelling argoument Haru.”
    “Thank you Haru.”
    I like how he keeps a straight face while talking to himself in his mind 😂

  • @ThatSnarkyHunter
    @ThatSnarkyHunter 6 років тому +17

    This show was such an unappreciated masterpiece

  • @hoshiko_lover3856
    @hoshiko_lover3856 6 років тому +43

    OMG XD 7:24 & 7:30 GOT ME LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF PEOPLE WERE LOOKING AT ME
    LIKE I WAS CRAZY!!!!!! I LOVE THIS DUDE!!!!!

  • @axllama6201
    @axllama6201 6 років тому +34

    After watching a bunch of these videos I accidentally called a lot of people Haru

  • @darletteborbon7396
    @darletteborbon7396 7 років тому +48

    "'Theres a pool" POOL

  • @Akira_arikA
    @Akira_arikA 7 років тому +87

    Why is it that this Haru kinda reminds me of Tina from Bob's Burgers? 😂😂😂😂

    • @kiing5494
      @kiing5494 7 років тому +5

      Adam Yuzon lol now that u mention it it totally does 😂😂

    • @fletchlingwright1264
      @fletchlingwright1264 2 місяці тому

      It's the autism

  • @summer-rosemariedehart2203
    @summer-rosemariedehart2203 5 років тому +14

    This is what goes on in my head
    *EVER*
    *SINGLE*
    *DAY*

  • @alexia4431
    @alexia4431 6 років тому +30

    Next time I'm in distress, I'm going to start shrieking "BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP BWEEP CHCHCHCCHCHCCHCHCH BWBWBWWBWBWBWB"

  • @moonbbxe
    @moonbbxe 5 років тому +12

    I appreciate Haru’s contributions to Splash Free.

  • @Hi-op5ss
    @Hi-op5ss 7 років тому +60

    ONE OF U AHOT THE HARU WHO CAN READ! 😂😂

  • @Imabeechip
    @Imabeechip 6 років тому +6

    I can’t believe this isn’t more popular! I haven’t been able to laugh this hard for a while!!!

  • @m0ssb0n3s9
    @m0ssb0n3s9 7 років тому +91

    You server, YOU SERVER😈

    • @Torez.001
      @Torez.001 7 років тому +23

      Hanna K actually..it's usurper

  • @p3achytea
    @p3achytea 6 років тому +14

    *tHAT REI SCREAM AT THE BEGINNING GIVES ME LIFE*

  • @leshafoy7390
    @leshafoy7390 7 років тому +27

    When you write everything demon Haru says and your hand hurts. *YOU SERVER*

  • @lux3158
    @lux3158 6 років тому +9

    " NOBODY wants to PLAY MONOPOLY HARU "

  • @jasontodd5089
    @jasontodd5089 6 років тому +6

    “It’s cool that my brain has a eco tho, hello! Anybody in here?!”
    “HeLLo HArU.”
    “AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?!”

  • @TheNexan_
    @TheNexan_ 7 років тому +27

    It's a little unsettling how similar my own thought patterns are to Haru's.

  • @marshallow7879
    @marshallow7879 7 років тому +71

    I regret nothing

  • @_v_4926
    @_v_4926 7 років тому +47

    Haru needs to chill 0:14

  • @mqmxes
    @mqmxes 6 років тому +14

    Haru- This anime is pretty gay
    Nagisa- You got that right

  • @karenpena4001
    @karenpena4001 6 років тому +39

    Tank TANK I NEED AN OUT HERE

  • @violetcrumble512
    @violetcrumble512 5 місяців тому +2

    “Yes. I am Haru.”
    “Ooooh that’s probably not good.”

  • @djisnfiwnsjbd2823
    @djisnfiwnsjbd2823 7 років тому +24

    0:14 I CANT BREATHE😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Pianoismyforte
    @Pianoismyforte 6 років тому +15

    8:10 sounds way too much like freaking Ben Stiller 😂😂😂

  • @tripleaaabattery
    @tripleaaabattery 6 років тому +14

    5:00 is me picking between the only shirts I wear even though I'm gonna wear the same one I wear everyday

  • @nupiedupiedoo
    @nupiedupiedoo Рік тому +2

    the scene where haru first does usurper gets me every time 😭😭😭

  • @big4h3ad
    @big4h3ad 5 років тому +6

    "Yes, I am Haru."

  • @someloser1207
    @someloser1207 6 років тому +27

    Dang. Swimming in Japan sounds lit

  • @ThaliahRosecrest
    @ThaliahRosecrest 6 років тому +27

    "I don't have time for this, there's a pool." "Poooool?"
    This is me everyday with anything involving weapons, blood, or yaoi.
    My friend: I don't have time for this, there's knives.
    Me: Bloooood?

  • @aokimika9249
    @aokimika9249 6 років тому +6

    My brain works like this harus. Always talking to different mes.

  • @B33bee
    @B33bee 6 років тому +7

    Every scene with the demon thing 😂

  • @raccoonvicky
    @raccoonvicky 5 років тому +4

    2:16 lmao I'm happy to see that I'm not the only person that talks to my self lol 😅😅

  • @puglove
    @puglove 5 місяців тому +2

    The internal Harus became a thing BEFORE Inside Out.....Pixar stole from 50% 😆

  • @alex_runarin
    @alex_runarin 6 років тому +5

    " *OH MY GOD IF YOU GO OFF ONE NORE TIME I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE SUN* "

  • @justno5356
    @justno5356 6 років тому +19

    IT TOOK ME 5 MONTHS TO GET WHY ITS CALLED 50% OFF OMG

    • @Ashenskyline
      @Ashenskyline 6 років тому +5

      Wait... why is it called 50% off? Stupid question but, I seriously have no idea why. Even after completing the first 2 seasons.

    • @jaeminmochi15
      @jaeminmochi15 6 років тому +7

      Because the og show is Free! This abrigded is called 50% off because it's only 50% free
      i suck at explaining 😂

    • @Ashenskyline
      @Ashenskyline 6 років тому +1

      @@jaeminmochi15 thx

  • @asht0nxd72
    @asht0nxd72 6 років тому +4

    The first 8 seconds of this video is probably peoples reaction to every sports anime with a group of guys

  • @coolguy5133
    @coolguy5133 6 років тому +7

    HIS COCONUT GUN, IT FIRES IN SPURTS, IF HE SHOOTS YA, IT'S GONNA HURT!

  • @gongoozlr
    @gongoozlr 7 років тому +38

    Everything past 6:38 Is my favorite :)

  • @anxiouslyanxious6412
    @anxiouslyanxious6412 7 років тому +32

    who would dislike this XD

  • @tmnyntrstsntnghlf
    @tmnyntrstsntnghlf Рік тому +1

    50% Off Haru is canon Haru, if Free! was on Hulu/HBO and he had no filter 😌😂

  • @Jeahux
    @Jeahux 6 років тому +7

    this is the highlight of my life 😂😂

  • @isaw9969
    @isaw9969 6 років тому +2

    It's funny to me cause like ofc his thoughts are jokes etc but how he things is really a way some people with personality disorders think lol

  • @gigitheskeleton6202
    @gigitheskeleton6202 6 років тому +59

    USURPER

  • @nastyyona
    @nastyyona 7 років тому +17

    0:00 YES NAGISA YES

  • @juliaithinal4835
    @juliaithinal4835 4 роки тому +2

    This is what happens whean there’s a quiet character with weird obsession’s.

  • @drifted4478
    @drifted4478 6 років тому +7

    best moments are when he yells at the phone

  • @MsKittyGoesMeow
    @MsKittyGoesMeow 7 років тому +20

    2:55 THAT PART ALWAYS KILLS ME

  • @RainnyKp
    @RainnyKp 5 років тому +3

    “YOUR A STUPID COLORED CUBE HARU”
    “You cut me deep haru”
    When you hurt your own feelings 🤧

  • @ZetsubouGintama
    @ZetsubouGintama 6 років тому +5

    Haru met Jotaro at Dolphin pool...

  • @p3achytea
    @p3achytea 6 років тому +7

    *my favorite part is with haru*

  • @thehumanartist430
    @thehumanartist430 7 років тому +13

    4:10 is hilarious

    • @jennmisaki3386
      @jennmisaki3386 4 роки тому

      it should be a part of the perfect cut scream compilation

  • @nastyyona
    @nastyyona 7 років тому +8

    0:14 NO MAKOTO BEFORE VIRGINITY

  • @Ridashippu
    @Ridashippu 7 років тому +20

    10:24 Is... Is that Cr1tikal?

  • @janinacole4703
    @janinacole4703 5 років тому +7

    Haru: Makoto if I do die I want to tell you something bury me with my-
    *phone goes off
    Haru: FUCK YOU PHONE
    Part 2 of phone going off
    Haru: I like makeral
    Haru2: I like makeral too haru
    Haru3: I don-
    *phone goes off
    Haru: OH MY GOD I YOU GO OFF ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA THROW YOU INTO THE SUN
    By the way haru is just my personality

  • @suzietaylor3977
    @suzietaylor3977 6 років тому +14

    Why does this guy sound so familiar

  • @TimeKeeper5575
    @TimeKeeper5575 6 років тому +24

    0:15 to 0:24
    *IT'S TIME TO STOP*

  • @aaa-mn3yi
    @aaa-mn3yi 4 роки тому +3

    4:12 that's it, that's the comment

  • @erikamartinez5993
    @erikamartinez5993 6 років тому +7

    Lol he reminds me of Tina from Bob's burger

  • @fruitbat2307
    @fruitbat2307 7 років тому +24

    5:00 me trying to pick out which game I’ll play

  • @Winxprecuremhmlptmm
    @Winxprecuremhmlptmm 6 років тому +42

    I seriously am not sure if I should watch the original or 50% first. Can someone please help me with this?

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 4 роки тому +1

    I miss this show