Ohio News: Local man chops down a tree with sword, digs a hole with an axe, makes a tall dirt pillar, tills the top with sword, eats axe, then sows his other axe into the pillar, jumps off and makes a sword in his inventory crafting menu, throws out a lot of sticks, jumps into ravine doing a lava mlg, quickly extinguishes himself in nearby flowing cave water, finds an abandoned mineshaft supported by oak logs, uses conveniently placed sticky piston to retrieve a diamond block from the ceiling of the cave, breaks the diamond block with the spyglass he used to detect it, crafts the one diamond he got on a nearby deepslate block into 999 bedrock, starts bedwars build parkouring over mineshaft, accidentally ignites bedrock with shovel, runs for his life only to do it again, watches the mineshaft explode, t-bags a few times and leaves cave alive with a bruise on his finger.
As a person who lives in Ohio I can confirm this is true and everyday like in Ohio, but you forgot where Dwayne Johnson goes and eats some command blocks then makes an end portal out of carrot spheres, but you did pretty good.
0:26 as og i will explain what is going on, so he wear a turtle helmet that obtainable by breeding a 2 turtles and waiting all of your time just to wait to grow up a grow a66 turtle and they will drop their shell, take your hard work and craft the unlimited wasterbreathing.
@@elliecassar1881 nah man the government is taking action towards Ohio so u can’t go to it u actually went to Canada and everyone u meant are gov officials
@@elliecassar1881 oh and also the only way u can go to Ohio now is by dreaming because u get get teleported to Ohio for a couple of hours and if ur lucid dreaming u become god to stop this the government made Covid19, because of Covid19 people need the vaccine to stop it, but the vaccine takes a very long time to give u normal dreams and not get teleported to Ohio so that why ur dreams r weird also if u always had normal dreams that means u were a gov test subject and ur parents r gov officials and u got tested first for the vaccine but the gov couldn’t keep doing that so they invented Covid19
Ohio News: Local man chops down a tree with sword, digs a hole with an axe, makes a tall dirt pillar, tills the top with sword, eats axe, then sows his other axe into the pillar, jumps off and makes a sword in his inventory crafting menu, throws out a lot of sticks, jumps into ravine doing a lava mlg, quickly extinguishes himself in nearby flowing cave water, finds an abandoned mineshaft supported by oak logs, uses conveniently placed sticky piston to retrieve a diamond block from the ceiling of the cave, breaks the diamond block with the spyglass he used to detect it, crafts the one diamond he got on a nearby deepslate block into 999 bedrock, starts bedwars build parkouring over mineshaft, accidentally ignites bedrock with shovel, runs for his life only to do it again, watches the mineshaft explode, t-bags a few times and leaves cave alive with a bruise on his finger.
Ohio news: the weather is just randomness
Ohio news: everything is fine. My family is fine..
100. Like bro
bruh this is a flordia man desc
THX SO MUCH!
OMG
As a person who lives in Ohio I can confirm this is true and everyday like in Ohio, but you forgot where Dwayne Johnson goes and eats some command blocks then makes an end portal out of carrot spheres, but you did pretty good.
0:14 perfect sync
as a person in Mansfield we have a barrier that keeps the weird stuff out
oh hell naw we got an agent on the inside o7
Love your videos. Keep up the amazing work. 👍
now this is what i call *quality content*
i love how he just has a pickaxe but decides to cut the tree with the sword
@@Zyphlyx thats the joke
@@Zyphlyx cap
@@Zyphlyx That backfired terribly
Wrong it was has to be the lava bucket
Fun fact: A Sword Is Still an axe, Because It is Sharp And Can Kill People, Like Axes.
What about sawmills, are they axes??????
They can't chop down trees tho.
@@uncompetableplayz6203 I think yeah
@@GamingWithNoahYT If your dumb brain spends enough time on it, You can chop them.
Fun fact: I'm in your walls.
0:14 S Y N C perfect sync
At least this guy made the video himself and didn’t copy Notsafes work. Respect ✊😔
*Did you know?*
Ohio speaks mostly English, so people call it Ohio!
ohio-gozaimass
Yep
0:43 goofy ahh piston
Real definition of: never let them know your next move.
You always see people who claim they live in Ohio and say it's actually like this. But in reality they're in Michigan and confusing it with Ohio.
As person , who lives in Ohio ALMOST 7TH year , thats how i play minecraft!
ohio in pinned
@xDragClicking i live in ohio😂
We need a part 3 this is funny
Must've been hell to make that modpack
Is anyone NOT gonna talk about how he had waterbreathing the whole time?
No idea, pal. No idea.
0:26 as og i will explain what is going on, so he wear a turtle helmet that obtainable by breeding a 2 turtles and waiting all of your time just to wait to grow up a grow a66 turtle and they will drop their shell, take your hard work and craft the unlimited wasterbreathing.
You make the best ohio videos
"Ok, I mean it's well made, but it just looks like a resource pack and maybe a data p-" *0:42* "WHAT"
I can't laugh at pistons how they move😂😂😂
Pretty accurate tbh
My guy was drag clicking with bedrock
im getting brain freeze when i look at these ohio memes.
STOP IT!!! PLEASE!!! This hurts my soul on a deep level.
Thanks for crediting the developer. They work so hard and most people pretend that they've made it :(
this reminds me of my dog
Me: mom can I have minecraft?
Mom: no we have minecraft at home.
Minecraft at home:
I like that it starts slow
thats how goated the browns are
That chopping down a tree with a sword bought me actual mental discomfort
I LITERALLY CRIED
my brain is trying to process this video
my discord friend lives in Ohio, he can confirm. Ohiocraft exsists
Resident Ohioan can confirm.
every fake speedrunner: I DIDNT CHEAT
the speedrun:
0:15 this fits to a beat of song
Should've drinked the sticks to get fire resistance instead of yeeting them off ur inventory
Ohio:
O-only
H-happens
I- in
O- ohio
what is the backgrounds musics name?
"Confused oga boga"
what is ur background music
When the Ohio mod dropping?
Lets goo
"Dont let them know your next move"
So this is Scott the woz's house
DUDE I DID IT YESTERDAY 0:32
nah ohio be wild 💀💀
Good and Old Ohio theme
MY BRAIN HURTS
song: Cowbell Cult - Smoke
Bro, is actually Ohio 🗿
Can’t even play Minecraft in Ohio 💀💀💀💀
every day dream speedrun in ohio:
a parte do pistão kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkj
beyond confusion
This is how I play minecraft lol
The most normal ohio Minecraft vid ever
Typical mine craft bedrock day
an tipical day on latam
please tell me the name of the song
as ohio i can confirm that this is normal
Pov you ask your younger brother what the video did💀💀💀
0:13 I dug the earth with an ax irl
What's this song called?
0:00 oof
me playing minecraft in my swamp
Song name?
what is the music?
Song?
POV: Minecraft Lore
манул..... я скучаю................
Qual é o nome da música desse vídeo?
As an ohio citizen this (bootleg) Minecraft is very real and 100%.
0:03 Lumberjacks in ohio
Ohiocraft:
True
I just lost 1.1111111111111111111111111111111111 trillion brain cells
😂
a master of long take
WhAA Da HEEEEEEEEllLL
Cant even play minecraft in Ohio💀
Never let 'em know your next move.
What did I just witness
Can’t even play Minecraft in Ohio
Dream videos be like:
what is the texture
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
genuine question: why do people joke about ohio being crazy, like what makes it crazy i dont get it
Yeah i wanna know too
Because it's ohio 💀
@@thisisa seriously i want a genuine answer, ohio is completely normal ive been to it
@@elliecassar1881 nah man the government is taking action towards Ohio so u can’t go to it u actually went to Canada and everyone u meant are gov officials
@@elliecassar1881 oh and also the only way u can go to Ohio now is by dreaming because u get get teleported to Ohio for a couple of hours and if ur lucid dreaming u become god to stop this the government made Covid19, because of Covid19 people need the vaccine to stop it, but the vaccine takes a very long time to give u normal dreams and not get teleported to Ohio so that why ur dreams r weird also if u always had normal dreams that means u were a gov test subject and ur parents r gov officials and u got tested first for the vaccine but the gov couldn’t keep doing that so they invented Covid19
nah bro water damages you and lava saves you from water
normal day in ohio💀🗿
Ohio man
Jokes aside what mod is this ?
It's a bunch of cursed mods they found on the Forge website
Bro i lost IQ
music?
i will go to ohio in 9 days.
Рубить дерево не топором, а мечом?
Ты казуал?
The Rock escaped this place btw
Never let them know your next move
What. Is. The. Song.