HELLO MY FUTURE GIRLFRIEND - Tales From the Internet

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  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt  5 років тому +1275

    The Rise and Fall of YTMND: ua-cam.com/video/KcxwJYeUJgA/v-deo.html

    • @LeeHutch89
      @LeeHutch89 5 років тому +2

      Whang! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

    • @brynotar
      @brynotar 5 років тому +2

      A conflict isnt looming with Iran. Iran is unstable but they arent suicidal. The Iranian government knows that if they continue to affect shipping routes then the rest of the world will ensure that these lanes stay open. That would result in a forceful regime change. I believe that we wont hear anything from Iran for awhile. However the media wont stop reporting that we are on the verge of a conflict with Iran for another few days.
      The US played it smart. They sent a message that said "we can fuck you up but we are better than that."

    • @bippityboppityboo552
      @bippityboppityboo552 5 років тому +1

      You need to do an update to ytmnd. Site has been down for a few months... Feels real bad man...

    • @JanoyCresvaZero
      @JanoyCresvaZero 5 років тому

      Ey Whang... Ever hear of Ill Mitch before? I’ve always been so curious about that dude but never really knew much about him. Besides the fact that he was a rapper from Russia living in the USA.

    • @bippityboppityboo552
      @bippityboppityboo552 5 років тому

      @@JanoyCresvaZero fuck...

  • @gremloid
    @gremloid 5 років тому +17355

    how pathetic does someone have to be to doxx a literal child?

    • @generalgk
      @generalgk 5 років тому +791

      Ask Kathy Griffin

    • @rileyodonnell8867
      @rileyodonnell8867 5 років тому +528

      General GK Or CNN

    • @thegoldenboy294
      @thegoldenboy294 5 років тому +60

      What doxx means?

    • @cggcgg4612
      @cggcgg4612 5 років тому +616

      r/pewdiepiesumbissions: *nervous sweating*
      EDIT: the people on r/pewdiepiesumbissions are sending death threats to a kid that said that Keanu Reeves didn’t look like a legend
      and now they’re trying to doxx him.

    • @antlerman7644
      @antlerman7644 5 років тому +167

      @@rabbischlomobengoldbergstein lack of empathy to be fair.

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 5 років тому +9696

    If this kid did this nowadays the whole internet would be worshipping that madlad. Kid was too far ahead of his time.

    • @ArtfulCosumDust
      @ArtfulCosumDust 5 років тому +298

      It's funny how now a days incels would use him as their God

    • @__-wm9lu
      @__-wm9lu 5 років тому +128

      @@ArtfulCosumDust no

    • @squin9954
      @squin9954 5 років тому +465

      learning html and making websites at 11 is pretty cool

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies 5 років тому +262

      @@squin9954 especially in the 90s

    • @tretop9394
      @tretop9394 5 років тому +188

      He was a mad lad before it was cool

  • @gigglebiteproduction
    @gigglebiteproduction 4 роки тому +2860

    This kid's site radiates pure chad energy, is it possible to learn this power?

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 4 роки тому +66

      Not from a virgin.

    • @lucastobias7012
      @lucastobias7012 4 роки тому +66

      Have you heard the tale of Darth Mikey the Chad? Of course not it's not something the jedi will tell you. It's a sith legend

    • @Tomi-oe5mz
      @Tomi-oe5mz 4 роки тому +17

      The power of the gae.

    • @maxiom7476
      @maxiom7476 3 роки тому +7

      @@lucastobias7012 One year later and I'm still convinced this is the greatest comment of all time. Darth Micky the Chad has become apart of my vernacular and I use it regularly and unprovoked times for reasons that only I understand but that's okay.

    • @kukky22
      @kukky22 3 роки тому +1

      No, you have to be born with it

  • @dr.spycrab4089
    @dr.spycrab4089 5 років тому +6587

    “Yes, I’m gay”
    Shyamalan wishes he could pull off a plot twist like this

    • @originaluseername
      @originaluseername 4 роки тому +25

      *off

    • @apexkodox9107
      @apexkodox9107 4 роки тому +152

      @@originaluseername 😳😳😳 Woah you're so damn cool.

    • @asher3311
      @asher3311 4 роки тому +43

      youre really gonna spoil it like that huh

    • @snailsaredumb9412
      @snailsaredumb9412 4 роки тому +9

      @@apexkodox9107 ikr? I feel smarter already

    • @fatorangebastard
      @fatorangebastard 4 роки тому +1

      APEXkodox
      😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

  • @wavywebsurf
    @wavywebsurf 5 років тому +6813

    Silkmaster here, reporting for duty

  • @erenoz2910
    @erenoz2910 4 роки тому +1481

    "the internet was more wholesome back in the day"
    the internet back in the day:

    • @dguy0386
      @dguy0386 3 роки тому +114

      the internet has always been a chaotic potentially harmful dumpster fire but it's our chaotic potentially harmful dumpster fire

    • @pold111
      @pold111 3 роки тому +22

      who said that

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 3 роки тому +32

      the internet was anything but wholesome until about 2014

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 3 роки тому +16

      Definitely wasn't more wholesome, I've never heard anyone say that

    • @itjustworks1858
      @itjustworks1858 3 роки тому +10

      nobody has ever said that stop lying

  • @DrewDoesThings
    @DrewDoesThings 5 років тому +3544

    "Yes, I am gay." - Biggest Plot Twist of the 21st Century

    • @ajricherson1099
      @ajricherson1099 5 років тому +113

      "I'll say it again for mis amigos Latinos: 'yo soy homosexual'".

    • @Baard5Szomoru
      @Baard5Szomoru 4 роки тому +33

      Not a plot twist
      Stories like that use to end with their protagonist either turning gay or changing sex, or doing both...

    • @smoothbrainjones
      @smoothbrainjones 4 роки тому +1

      Cricut R. dios mío!

    • @whileyouwerereadingthis
      @whileyouwerereadingthis 4 роки тому +4

      SPOILERS

    • @MakotoIchinose
      @MakotoIchinose 3 роки тому +4

      As the old adage says.
      "If you can't beat them, join them."
      Although not everyone willing to be LGBT+ mumbojumbo, and some prefer to die a virgin instead.
      (I'm the latter)

  • @hellyd3338
    @hellyd3338 5 років тому +1515

    idk how he didnt have a gf with such an amazing mullet

    • @sleepysartorialist
      @sleepysartorialist 5 років тому +41

      Being closeted doesn’t mean other children can’t figure out you’re gay. He probably was giving off The Vibe. I know I sure did 😂

    • @triplesevensix291
      @triplesevensix291 5 років тому +20

      Business in the front, party in the back! Lol. The Mullet strikes back!!

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 5 років тому +21

      Mullets are nice looking tbh.

    • @KoltiraMemeweaver
      @KoltiraMemeweaver 5 років тому +1

      I have an Asian mullet like in my pfp

    • @triplesevensix291
      @triplesevensix291 5 років тому +1

      No they are not! That's why anyone with any sense knows they are a fucking joke!Lol. @@DCNRS90YT

  • @thefantasticdrill788
    @thefantasticdrill788 5 років тому +2640

    He’s just a cute little kid? How can you hate him?

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 4 роки тому +31

      @Kappazoid ironically your post reads like projection

    • @bitterman7258
      @bitterman7258 4 роки тому +44

      internet was edgy back then, i wish i could go back to those days tho

    • @juliaxiaoa
      @juliaxiaoa 4 роки тому +1

      Tyler Lackey Does it?

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 4 роки тому +64

      You have losers out there that want to attack an innocent kid thinking it'll make them cool.

    • @timmyturner5864
      @timmyturner5864 4 роки тому +1

      Lol your profile pic and name

  • @riotwire
    @riotwire 4 роки тому +1004

    He's so cute and it really hurts my soul that people would bully a literal child like that.

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 4 роки тому +73

      Yeah it's sad. Never underestimate the pathetic neckbeards of the internet

    • @flannelpillowcase6475
      @flannelpillowcase6475 4 роки тому +31

      things were different back then. the anonymity of the internet was brand new and you know how humans are. they were like chimps who had just learned they could beat each other with sticks.

    • @riotwire
      @riotwire 4 роки тому +9

      @@flannelpillowcase6475 Yeah, I remember. Still makes me sad they'd go that far though.

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 3 роки тому +9

      @@riotwire people like this were the reason teachers started beating “netiquette” into our heads circa 2009

    • @cacamilis8477
      @cacamilis8477 3 роки тому +4

      @@olliegoria I remember Netiquette being an actual ruleset most people followed in the late 90s-early 2000s.

  • @ArtfulCosumDust
    @ArtfulCosumDust 5 років тому +5072

    "He sounds like a woman'
    Because he's 11. He hasn't gone through puberty??

    • @monotwothree
      @monotwothree 5 років тому +243

      no u got it wrong, he sounds like a women

    • @uwumarii
      @uwumarii 5 років тому +421

      They're just a bunch of losers talking smack about a child

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 років тому +28

      Yes, please make more excuses so that I don't have to bear the guilt of my high-pitched voice

    • @YourMomsBestToy
      @YourMomsBestToy 5 років тому +30

      Be told you have a voice of a women then coming out gay years later 🧐 after making a website for a future girlfriend 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

    • @justforgetshine
      @justforgetshine 4 роки тому +25

      Im not gonna lie when he said Hello he sounded like a sex phone line idk why it just did.

  • @SerenaMidori
    @SerenaMidori 5 років тому +845

    In the back of my mind I was thinking “what if he never got a girlfriend because he was gay?”
    Welp.

    • @ChadDidNothingWrong
      @ChadDidNothingWrong 4 роки тому +27

      I wonder if he just gave up and settled for a dude. I mean, I hope not but I swear I've seen that happen.

    • @ExtremeWreck
      @ExtremeWreck 4 роки тому +4

      @@ChadDidNothingWrong He probably thought the C ended up beating the B's.

    • @ChadDidNothingWrong
      @ChadDidNothingWrong 4 роки тому +6

      In reply to the original post, I doubt he self-sabotaged.
      ...There's a reason why the term "Incel" was coined only now; its.' the increasing discrepancy of men to women in this part of the country. (Due to the flood of immigrants from Mexico being mostly men).
      ...The census numbers may not show it, I guess due to under-reporting of illegal/undocumented residents.
      (I only realized this when I lived in Guadalajara and saw the opposite: a shortage of men all across central-northern Mexico....down there, girls would get all dressed up just to go to the Gigante....no joke, and if a guy wanted a date, he just asked any one of them.)

    • @exchangediary968
      @exchangediary968 3 роки тому +52

      @@ChadDidNothingWrong that's not how sexualities work, lol

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 роки тому

      XD

  • @curlminion
    @curlminion 5 років тому +1713

    the ending was a good ass irl plot twist/ironic twist

  • @scubasteve6463
    @scubasteve6463 5 років тому +422

    The Hispanic dragon almost made me shit my pants...The old 90s look...the VHS quality...The dead serious look...omfg

    • @HOWZERGOD
      @HOWZERGOD 5 років тому +19

      He even went thru THE trouble of getting a 90's esque hairstyle fhfhrhdhd

  • @EmilyB-px6vy
    @EmilyB-px6vy 5 років тому +633

    I honestly love how he ended this whole thing basically the way it started, but with a twist. It all comes full circle. It's kinda poetic in a way, lol.

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 4 роки тому +15

      It's like poetry, it rhymes.

    • @themartianmantis2694
      @themartianmantis2694 4 роки тому +4

      @@arempy5836 Jar Jar is the key to all of this

    • @dantean
      @dantean 3 роки тому

      Yeah, like Edgar Allan Poe.

  • @shelby7229
    @shelby7229 3 роки тому +84

    bro the "hello my future boyfriend" in his update got me, that shit is so cute

  • @Pietromagg
    @Pietromagg 5 років тому +633

    That poor guy looks absolutely dead inside. Great job internet, your bullfuckery killed another poor soul.

    • @yesfredfredburger8008
      @yesfredfredburger8008 5 років тому +14

      Nobody responsible cares

    • @TheBillingerCrew
      @TheBillingerCrew 5 років тому +83

      That's just what growing up gay in New Mexico during the 90s looks like.

    • @lindsaybarton4495
      @lindsaybarton4495 5 років тому +33

      @u wot m8 Yeah, and we also used to think smoking on airplanes was a good idea and cocaine was a great cure for a cold. Times change.

    • @TheBillingerCrew
      @TheBillingerCrew 5 років тому +15

      @u wot m8 sodomites? Oh christ, you're an Owen Benjamin fan aren't you?

    • @cthulhu7156
      @cthulhu7156 5 років тому +6

      @@lindsaybarton4495 To give the guy the benefit of the doubt, he's not saying that homosexuality is bad. He's jsut saying that it originates from trauma
      I think we can also all agree that it's DEFINITELY not normal but it's something you can't change about yourself and would be ridiculous to be made fun of because of it.

  • @rexv707
    @rexv707 3 роки тому +396

    The fact he revealed he was gay was such a shocking twist, godspeed and good luck Mikey, proud of you.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 2 роки тому +5

      Bruh it was obvious as hell, I was not surprised in the least 😂

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +132

    I cannot even comprehend why people were posting his personal information online. Knowing full well he was child too. What the hell do you get out of that? Of what benefit is it to you to torture a child who has done you no wrong?

    • @MrBigMac-IN
      @MrBigMac-IN 3 роки тому +9

      Such is the nature of evil people on the internet.

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic 2 роки тому +18

      According to some people, him being male and looking forward to the prospective of getting a girlfriend at some point in the future makes him the most terrible monster in human history and fully deserving of all the evils that can be delivered upon him.
      We call these people "evil".

    • @greglocker2124
      @greglocker2124 Рік тому +3

      ​​@@RoninCatholic I cannot comprehend what you are trying to say or refer to, but I'm getting the feeling you thought this was the Ben Shapiro comment section. Is this accurate?
      *GREG LOCKER DESTROYS INSANE UA-cam COMMENTER WITH FACTS AND LOGIC*

    • @RoninCatholic
      @RoninCatholic Рік тому

      @@greglocker2124 I was not remotely under the impression that this was a Ben Shapiro comment section.
      And yes, you very well _can_ comprehend what I'm saying. There are people who literally hated his guts because he was a boy and wanted a girlfriend. The fact that some combination of desperation and porn addiction eventually led him instead to settle for fellow males is an absolute travesty that only the wicked support.

  • @camcook638
    @camcook638 5 років тому +541

    I love how much content has been pumped out recently it’s all amazing! Keep it up!

    • @UkeofCarl
      @UkeofCarl 5 років тому +8

      Camden Cook I’m pumping out content reading this.

    • @TheKarret
      @TheKarret 5 років тому +1

      Would hit like, but it's at 420

  • @shadowhalk225
    @shadowhalk225 5 років тому +241

    Michael now: Man I was a cringy kid, thank god no one is gunna remember this
    Whang:

    • @dusty2080
      @dusty2080 5 років тому +10

      "I NEVER FORGET!"

  • @johnclement189
    @johnclement189 4 роки тому +242

    "Please don't dump me after I like you" story of my life.

  • @Wildzide00
    @Wildzide00 5 років тому +158

    That ending twist sure subverted my expectations.

  • @Mace-1191
    @Mace-1191 5 років тому +670

    "If he thinks the internet will get him laid he has another thing coming" well damn that couldn't of aged worse

    • @sybo59
      @sybo59 5 років тому +49

      Matt Hyde He wasn’t saying the internet can’t get people laid, but that it couldn’t get this kid laid, you fool. And a good thing, too, since he was only 11 years old!

    • @Strype13
      @Strype13 5 років тому +2

      Lol, so true.

    • @machomanalexyt5736
      @machomanalexyt5736 5 років тому +1

      Best comment on this video hands down.

  • @user-px6hz6ex4c
    @user-px6hz6ex4c 4 роки тому +54

    I was 13 the first time I saw this... back on dial up and AOL days... it took hours for this to load and we watched it over and over and over. To this day as a 35 year old woman, I still say "Bye, thanks for... stopping by!!" when someone leaves my house lmao. I could not have even fathomed watching a video about that clip 20+ years later. I am dying.

  • @Nix-Man
    @Nix-Man 5 років тому +275

    Turned out he was gay? Talk about subverting expectations.

  • @lenny_boxx4206
    @lenny_boxx4206 5 років тому +663

    Mikey's Story: About finding a GF
    Twist: He's now Gay

    • @lucasbrucas9632
      @lucasbrucas9632 5 років тому +63

      @Arya wow you are a clever one. It's totally impossible that one may be repressing homosexuality and only later in life open up about it. I mean, for Christ's sake, most people don't even develop sexual thoughs until tween years so how the fuck would young people know they're attracted to the same gender?

    • @lucasbrucas9632
      @lucasbrucas9632 5 років тому +34

      @Arya besides, look it up, homosexuality is natural (it takes place in nature) and is benefitial to a societies survival. It is virtually omnipresent in animal groups, even ants. Seriously, do your research.

    • @lucasbrucas9632
      @lucasbrucas9632 5 років тому +1

      @Arya great taste in music though.

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 5 років тому +19

      Arya Yeah, because it was so obvious that it was bait and they’re stupid to think you’re serious. You’re so clever

    • @Punched0
      @Punched0 5 років тому +4

      That Mead With Juniper Berries fun fact giraffes are the most gay animal on the planet like I’m pretty sure A large majority of male giraffe have had gay sex

  • @wakawakatakeover
    @wakawakatakeover 4 роки тому +128

    It is genuinely terrible that this actual child got harassed for something dumb he did because he was simply just a lonely and a kid. But my god is that ending beautiful! I really hope that he finds a good boyfriend that treats him well!

  • @chubbycatfish4573
    @chubbycatfish4573 5 років тому +147

    You gotta love those old sites with font over a busy background.

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 5 років тому +841

    I'm just baffled that people wanted to know his personal information. What do they have to gain from that?

    • @squin9954
      @squin9954 5 років тому +63

      mentally ill
      people
      brah

    • @Sigismund697
      @Sigismund697 5 років тому +110

      How am I supposed to send him 50 pizzas otherwise?

    • @SunyCartoons
      @SunyCartoons 5 років тому +45

      Most likely they had weird/shady reasons, or they just wanted to make fun of him.

    • @severketorskeleton3759
      @severketorskeleton3759 5 років тому +34

      This happen when you put "fetishes" and "pedophilia" in the same human beeing

    • @razvanrepciuc5811
      @razvanrepciuc5811 4 роки тому +2

      Are you new to the internet?

  • @silverphoenix684
    @silverphoenix684 5 років тому +66

    He should have said the classic and irrifutable line "i do have a gf she just goes to a different high school". We can all learn a lesson.

  • @anothercleverusername992
    @anothercleverusername992 3 роки тому +11

    This kid had more balls and confidence, not just with the ladies, but life in general, than I ever will. Straight Gangster.

  • @SendyTheEndless
    @SendyTheEndless 5 років тому +327

    Hey Whang! I just added your homepage to my gavourites!

  • @mavisbeacon8135
    @mavisbeacon8135 5 років тому +85

    I love Whang, legit my new favorite channel. Not drama, just awesome coverage of the lost tales of the internet. Crazy how much i missed as a kid only playing cs source or runescape lol

    • @BeeHatGuy
      @BeeHatGuy 5 років тому +4

      You played Runescape. There is nothing to apologize for

    • @theretronians
      @theretronians 5 років тому +2

      You sure you arent me rn?

    • @YourMomsBestToy
      @YourMomsBestToy 5 років тому +2

      Wish I could’ve liked RuneScape to make cool memories

  • @retroescapism2126
    @retroescapism2126 5 років тому +77

    I love how you read the typos out loud as they are typo'd. Makes me laugh every time

  • @SpookyGhostLad
    @SpookyGhostLad 5 років тому +115

    Y'all can hold spoilers for endgame for weeks but spoiled this in Literally an hour

    • @sapphirejaxxgh8639
      @sapphirejaxxgh8639 5 років тому +2

      That's why I never read the comments until the end. Lol. Well, only for whang.

    • @kakyointhemilfhunter4273
      @kakyointhemilfhunter4273 5 років тому +2

      I saw spoilers for endgame pretty fast and it was really god damn annoying

    • @SpookyGhostLad
      @SpookyGhostLad 5 років тому +1

      @@sapphirejaxxgh8639 fact

    • @SpookyGhostLad
      @SpookyGhostLad 5 років тому

      @@kakyointhemilfhunter4273 ye but not Literally in an hour of release like these comments

    • @burnforburn
      @burnforburn 5 років тому +1

      Frightening Fettuccini I got spoilers in an hour of release lol

  • @taste_is_sweet
    @taste_is_sweet 4 роки тому +24

    I felt so bad for that kid! I'm happy for him he was able to have some peace about it. I hope he finds a boyfriend who doesn't care if he works out or not.

    • @Fankas2000
      @Fankas2000 4 роки тому

      10 bucks that this entire thing is what made him gay.

  • @doplextv
    @doplextv 5 років тому +637

    if anyone’s interested in the Hispanic Dragon, hmu 🇲🇽🐉

    • @sgtryoseirui6394
      @sgtryoseirui6394 5 років тому +25

      i'm a lesbian and it's up to you to make me straight

    • @heroesytumbas
      @heroesytumbas 5 років тому +14

      No real mexican calls himself hispanic.

    • @chainsofgames
      @chainsofgames 5 років тому +10

      @@heroesytumbas u know theres spanish people outside of mexico right

    • @heroesytumbas
      @heroesytumbas 5 років тому +1

      @@chainsofgames Spanish people? You mean Spaniards? You know the flag in the first comment is from Meshitco, right?

    • @chainsofgames
      @chainsofgames 5 років тому

      @@heroesytumbas There is no flag i don't know what you're talking about. And no I mean Spanish people that's more inclusive than Spaniard.

  • @battleonatrix12
    @battleonatrix12 5 років тому +298

    Meghan trainor: Dear Future Husband
    Mikey: Hello My Future Girlfriend

    • @NYARDEETS
      @NYARDEETS 5 років тому +19

      AstoundingMoron Miley walked so Meghan Trainir could run

    • @thenightjackal
      @thenightjackal 5 років тому +4

      @@NYARDEETS I didn't know that Miley Cyrus was Meghan's inspiration

  • @dracofirex
    @dracofirex 5 років тому +479

    At the start of the video: Did he ever find a girlfriend?!
    Me: I mean, he might be gay.
    End of the video: GUESS WHAT
    Me: *oh snap*

    • @stan8479
      @stan8479 4 роки тому +49

      I literally thought the same. I was like "he's gonna come out as gay, just watch". What a legend, I hope he finds a nice boyfriend. I can't believe how some people lack enough empathy to bully and harass a child.

    • @stluke4655
      @stluke4655 3 роки тому +2

      @@stan8479 gay

    • @paraneil
      @paraneil 3 роки тому +1

      @@stluke4655 me

    • @6thdemon
      @6thdemon 3 роки тому

      @@paraneil of course you are, dangonronpa fan 🙄 /j /lh

    • @deactivatedperson3759
      @deactivatedperson3759 3 роки тому +1

      @@6thdemon what does /lh mean

  • @akufromthefuture7159
    @akufromthefuture7159 5 років тому +488

    The kid's voice recording freaks me out a bit.
    He's a scp

    • @MrX626
      @MrX626 5 років тому +50

      The magic of early internet audio, in all its scratchy, awful sounding glory

    • @livelybubbs6242
      @livelybubbs6242 5 років тому +52

      Yes, he is [REDACTED], he likes the [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @ah.neat.408
      @ah.neat.408 5 років тому +8

      I thought it was text to speech.

    • @zynischekartoffel3779
      @zynischekartoffel3779 4 роки тому +4

      It’s sounds like one of those TTS voices you can download

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 роки тому +1

      Euclid or keter?

  • @regularjoe5517
    @regularjoe5517 3 роки тому +12

    I don’t why but it was lowkey wholesome to see the revised new version of “hello my future girlfriend”

  • @ImmortalHDizzle
    @ImmortalHDizzle 5 років тому +1190

    he’s so cute and sweet i hope he finds a boyfriend :,)

    • @killerfoxraspberryplays8903
      @killerfoxraspberryplays8903 4 роки тому +131

      germy kyle hopefully by now he had a husband

    • @ashleybarroso3082
      @ashleybarroso3082 4 роки тому +7

      Wait he gay

    • @hammondraff7267
      @hammondraff7267 4 роки тому +45

      @@ashleybarroso3082 yes at the end he said hello my future boyfriend

    • @Kokola-qh9wp
      @Kokola-qh9wp 4 роки тому +15

      @Greasel Snatches fortunately not everyone is shallow and care more about how a person is than what they look like

    • @FireRising86
      @FireRising86 4 роки тому +9

      Kinda looks like Kylo Ren

  • @Em-td4kc
    @Em-td4kc 4 роки тому +7

    You should check out what happened to the 'you done goofed' girl. I went down this rabbit hole a little while ago and people in those times were relentless. She went through a lot of stuff and it's sad but really interesting to see how she (now they/them) have grown past the trauma that they endured.

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor 5 років тому +284

    You shouldn't make fun of a man's tender love with another man and charging their JO crystals together. It's not right.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 5 років тому +13

      Thank you! Wanna charge some Cs?

    • @dbjack1992
      @dbjack1992 5 років тому +16

      THANK YOU My crystal glowed red with anger when he said that

    • @MalleusSemperVictor
      @MalleusSemperVictor 5 років тому +6

      @@DriscolDevil Of course. Maybe after that we can rub pizza on each other.

    • @MalleusSemperVictor
      @MalleusSemperVictor 5 років тому +1

      @@DriscolDevil Bro, don't tell me you don't enjoy having pizza pits.

    • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
      @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 5 років тому +4

      Thus far this is the most wholesome reply thread I have encountered on this video.
      I think I'll ejaculate in standing ovation.

  • @aking8477
    @aking8477 4 роки тому +48

    I'm not hating. That kid had more game at the age of 11 than my 35-year old ass has now. LOL

  • @MandenTV
    @MandenTV 5 років тому +63

    "The days before Andy milonakis invented memes."
    Still can't believe he said that when complaining about memology 101

  • @Project308
    @Project308 3 місяці тому +4

    I love how Whang! just pronounces every typo and misspelling with a straight face.

  • @morteparla6926
    @morteparla6926 5 років тому +376

    Whang, move to Mongolia, learn how too ride a horse and use a bow.
    Genghis Khan.

    • @5roundsrapid263
      @5roundsrapid263 5 років тому +120

      Whangis Khan!

    • @Vlad-ni3ju
      @Vlad-ni3ju 5 років тому +48

      @@5roundsrapid263 Genghis Whang

    • @armwrestlingfan6804
      @armwrestlingfan6804 5 років тому +18

      He will go to mongolia and find the greatest internet story!

    • @SpookyGhostLad
      @SpookyGhostLad 5 років тому +6

      @@5roundsrapid263 I was gonna be pissed of I didn't see this

    • @peebay3515
      @peebay3515 5 років тому +10

      @@5roundsrapid263 That way he can ask me "Pee Bay what is best in life?" and I can go "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!!" and he'll say "That is good.....that is good..."

  • @jblen
    @jblen 3 роки тому +1

    This is a better example of why you shouldn't post private info on the internet than everything you get shown in school. You say no-ones gonna see it, and before you know it the media is doing an interview, you learn that your 'girlfriend' was actually an old man, you're getting mocked online all day every day and then more weird old men are sharing your home address, school, and people are trying to find you.

  • @SkipTerrio
    @SkipTerrio 5 років тому +38

    I'm disappointed that I can find no one using "Hispanic Dragon" as a band name.

  • @johndodey4664
    @johndodey4664 4 роки тому +13

    "Things she made me wear that I'd like you to wear" uncomfortable

  • @comfortzone2282
    @comfortzone2282 5 років тому +120

    so this is the kid I keep hearing in those ambient lo-fi tunes

  • @rustycuyler6026
    @rustycuyler6026 5 років тому +38

    What a twist at the end, eat your heart out M. Knight Shyamalan!

  • @BlackFlagHeathen
    @BlackFlagHeathen 3 роки тому +15

    >”I’m gay.”
    That’s honestly the best possible plot twist lol.

  • @CollinAbroadcast
    @CollinAbroadcast 5 років тому +52

    This brings back MAD memories

    • @MrBigMac-IN
      @MrBigMac-IN 3 роки тому

      Damn, for a second I thought you were going to barter the original trolls for more information or something. lol. Love your channel brother. Keep up the good work.

  • @SickTwistedQueen
    @SickTwistedQueen 5 років тому +9

    Wasn't expecting such a positive ending to this story. Hope he's still doing okay.

  • @Magic_Tricks-p8d
    @Magic_Tricks-p8d 5 років тому +36

    0:30 Hey that's James Rolfe's friend! From his Rental Reviews show!

    • @BounciestBen
      @BounciestBen 5 років тому +6

      I noticed that too, just watched the ROTOR video.

    • @avagueblur
      @avagueblur 5 років тому

      Tony!

  • @Cuestar
    @Cuestar 5 років тому +36

    Awesome to see Doplex in this video! Dude is insanely talented.

    • @beefbrisket8905
      @beefbrisket8905 5 років тому +3

      Cuestar sup cue, hope you’re hydrated

    • @mikemiken1963
      @mikemiken1963 5 років тому +2

      H2hoes, Rollerbros and Whang-Bangers alike.

  • @lunar_arcus
    @lunar_arcus 3 роки тому +6

    I'll never stop appreciating Whang reading comments verbatim, typos and all. I laugh everytime.

  • @yeildishere
    @yeildishere Рік тому +2

    I don't think me or others will ever understand why people back then would try to dox a kid just cause they looking for love and thus get made fun of but hey the ending finally gives this kid a breather finally

  • @Kodeb8
    @Kodeb8 5 років тому +46

    I refuse to believe that he hadn't planned out the whole thing from the start. That ending is just too perfect!

  • @borple733
    @borple733 3 роки тому +1

    It's really awful that people would just doxx a kid like that, if I was 13 and started getting phone calls because of some stupid thing I made when I was 11 I would have actively shit my pants.
    Good for him though for coming out! I hope he's happy now!

  • @ItsjustMorgan89
    @ItsjustMorgan89 5 років тому +26

    “A virtual vaginal grub-hub” That sentence made me simultaneously laugh, cry, and throw up...
    (Also those “90’s VHS intros” 🤣🤣🤣)

  • @cfunch
    @cfunch 5 років тому +15

    BROOOOO OH MY GOD I remember finding this site when I was hella younger and we would DIE looking at this. Whang, you never disappoint
    .

  • @SupaSavage24
    @SupaSavage24 4 роки тому +12

    People threatening a 6th grader, at least that aspect of the internet is still around.

  • @josephyn89
    @josephyn89 5 років тому +4

    Whang! I'm so happy I found your channel. I'm a 30 year old from Argentina, and I've spent probably a bit more than half my life online. I really enjoy watching these videos, because I can either reminisce of times gone by (such as Chanology, which is how I ran into 4chan) or learn things I didn't get to know. Thanks for these videos! You are awesome and your penetrating look is hypnotising.

  • @deldarel
    @deldarel 3 роки тому +3

    The Internet made fun of him because it wasn't ready yet to accept the sheer balls on this kid.
    I'm glad he did find love and I hope by now he's found it for life.

  • @milkmanman
    @milkmanman 5 років тому +157

    What's the deal with everyone writing looser instead of loser. I see this almost everyday. Loosers...

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 5 років тому +30

      They want the guy to loosen up.

    • @joshjames582
      @joshjames582 5 років тому +24

      Thanks to No Child Left Behind, teachers can't actually fail the crack babies any more, so they walk among us instead of being in jail or dead in a ditch like they would be in nature.

    • @minecraftshieldworshiper7776
      @minecraftshieldworshiper7776 5 років тому +5

      Because the english language is confusing, and people are ussualy using "oo" as the "o" in loser.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 5 років тому +4

      Anyone who types it that way is actually giving the hidden signal that they are big fans of Goatse.

    • @Poly_0000
      @Poly_0000 5 років тому +1

      When you wrote loser like that.

  • @R33fth3b33f
    @R33fth3b33f 5 років тому +19

    That Hispanic dragon pickup line I'm definitely going to use at one point

  • @LexNonARegeEstViolanda
    @LexNonARegeEstViolanda Рік тому +2

    Gosh, people are so cruel. Dude was obviously so young. We all did embarassing sh*t when we were young and stupid.
    I hate that people would go out of their way to dox a poor kid.

  • @mondaymorning9822
    @mondaymorning9822 5 років тому +8

    0:30 is that Tony who appears on Cinemassacre?

  • @TheCyru5
    @TheCyru5 5 років тому +31

    You should do "Mister cool ice"

  • @zule10000
    @zule10000 11 місяців тому

    "Please dont dump me after I like you"
    Man, theres something crushingly human about that line. Regardless of who you are, we all know what its like to want to make connections without the worry of complications.

  • @CaptainCoons
    @CaptainCoons 5 років тому +12

    "Did he ever find a girlfriend? Lets find out!" - Varg Vikernes

    • @Oatmeal_Mann
      @Oatmeal_Mann 5 років тому +2

      *points in Norse*

    • @blacktigerpaw1
      @blacktigerpaw1 5 років тому +2

      @@Oatmeal_Mann *laughs in a van down by the river*

  • @UnderScoredd
    @UnderScoredd 5 років тому +9

    I love that you read the spelling and grammar errors ! So fkin funny😂

  • @Kisakeen
    @Kisakeen 2 роки тому

    I have a boyfriend right now named Michael. We graduated from high school this past May in 2022. He has long lushes hair, he was in boy scouts gotten Eagle Scout. Now he leaving in August 1st to join the navy. While I stay behind getting financial ready and get my college done while he's away for 6 years.

  • @deadsinceforever3724
    @deadsinceforever3724 5 років тому +6

    I have a confession,I read fast so whenever you read articles I skip ahead by 10 seconds and them SOMETIMES I have to go back because I skip too far

  • @kenhammscousin4716
    @kenhammscousin4716 4 роки тому +6

    This was hilarious. Especially having grown up in the 90s and heavily used the early internet... it was a simpler time. Everyone just wanted an internet girlfriend

  • @greenbanana311
    @greenbanana311 5 років тому +17

    Aw... That ended up being cute, in his own total honesty. Just seems like such a earnest and kind person.

  • @olgar.6604
    @olgar.6604 Рік тому +2

    Honestly, the computer class should never have encouraged, let alone *require* kids to to post their picture online. Feeling super bad for what the kid had to go through.

  • @supersonicpacing7365
    @supersonicpacing7365 5 років тому +6

    Whang, you got a ballin’ mustache and the red light makes it even better

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 5 років тому

      He's got Captain Morgan facial hair.

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 3 роки тому +2

    Him becoming gay is probably the funniest way to finish this off, I feel so sorry for him, hope he finds a boyfriend

  • @ruppertb320
    @ruppertb320 5 років тому +9

    Screen Savers, Unscrewed, and Newgrounds. Days of old. How I miss you.

    • @JMiN___
      @JMiN___ 5 років тому

      BZR word. Playing flash games where you’d shoot up a school with a comedic tone or steadily make an anime girl fall in love with you by committing crimes to buy her gifts. Good times

    • @ruppertb320
      @ruppertb320 5 років тому

      @@JMiN___ I didn't play any of those games....

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 2 роки тому +12

    Millennials: the inter was way more wholesome in the 90’s
    The internet in the 90’s: *pokes fun at some random 11 year old kid and doxxes them*

  • @nosajdabeno
    @nosajdabeno 5 років тому +15

    Goes to show you how cool us New Mexican's were in the 90's! 😂🤦‍♂️

  • @raulmanderson2875
    @raulmanderson2875 5 років тому +12

    "It turns out that a middle aged man was posing as her"

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 роки тому

      And in the end, he turns out to be gay. Interesting.

  • @19nmiller1
    @19nmiller1 4 роки тому +2

    That was such a wholesome ending to things. Too bad people suck and this literal child had to live in constant fear and embarrassment for his adolescence

  • @vinylpony7835
    @vinylpony7835 5 років тому +4

    they call me wavy cause my beds like a web and ill be surfing across the sheets

  • @get8bit
    @get8bit 5 років тому +18

    Poor bastard. Lesson to all kids: What you do on the internet lives forever! Don't post anything you wouldn't be comfortable telling a crowded bus of strangers.

    • @vapordreams983
      @vapordreams983 2 роки тому +1

      I'm 15 and taking this advice.

    • @get8bit
      @get8bit 2 роки тому

      @@vapordreams983 You won't regret it. My age group cut it very close. We were lucky enough all of our embarrassments died with Myspace. Although, most of us didn't post under our full legal names. ffs.

  • @y3ee3e
    @y3ee3e 3 роки тому +12

    I remember this site....I thought it was a joke. I kind of found it humorous at first...feel bad he was doxxed and humiliated online. hope hes doing well now and maybe married!

  • @BINTURITA
    @BINTURITA 5 років тому +48

    What a thrilling conclusion
    Happy pride month

  • @muffin1758
    @muffin1758 5 років тому +1031

    *_Hispanic dragon_*
    *_Silk master_*
    *_My mother_*
    3 most feared men in the world

    • @funtimechica4596
      @funtimechica4596 4 роки тому +4

      Hey sis

    • @okaykh-o5316
      @okaykh-o5316 4 роки тому +1

      Anime foxy yeah I’ll just stick to the women then. 😂

    • @donaldtrumpmaga7643
      @donaldtrumpmaga7643 4 роки тому +10

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of KidBlount@Hotmaildotcom?
      I thought not, it's not a story The Jedi would tell you.

    • @waderoberts3701
      @waderoberts3701 4 роки тому +6

      They're pussy hunters who never let a bounty go.

    • @dwoodard5717
      @dwoodard5717 4 роки тому +6

      New bosses from the next Dark Souls

  • @jimsby477
    @jimsby477 5 років тому +6

    My dad showed me my future girlfriend a while back. It’s now an inside joke between him and i

  • @retrocysper3709
    @retrocysper3709 3 роки тому +2

    1:13 Pretty much like teens today I see in Facebook Groups finding someone to be in a relationship.

  • @jellysquid8077
    @jellysquid8077 5 років тому +5

    I love how you use the FF7 soundtrack for basically all of your videos.

    • @seanseanston
      @seanseanston 5 років тому

      I also believe he uses several songs from the Lemmings soundtrack in this video and others.
      (Of course, it's not from the definitive Amiga version... but still)

  • @notavailabletilltomorrow
    @notavailabletilltomorrow 4 роки тому +5

    Awe. He’s so cute. He’s just a little kid and he’ll forever be that.

  • @fruner8152
    @fruner8152 3 роки тому +4

    sad that he got doxxed but HOLY SHIT the twist at the end lmao. what an icon

  • @xbmpr
    @xbmpr 2 роки тому +1

    Internet used to be wild man. Harassing a 16 year old for an innocent webpage he made when he was in 6th grade.