GIRL THINKS SHE IS PREGNANT WITH BABY JESUS
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LIFE HACK: fake being pregnant to go on doctor Phil and be famous = profit$$$$
😂😂😂
Lol..... can u Make a part 2 plz
SSSniperWolf HAHAHAHA
Lmao
Brb. Just going to get a lot of food... for no reason...
She is pregnant with twins the names are burger and fries
The twins are named BigMac and Whopper.
LOL
LMAO yup 😂
Known a
That is so funny
“I’m pregnant”
“OMG who is the dad?!”
“Last week’s Taco Bell”
Dang last weeks Taco Bell I took a big...
@@Jbone_8910 lol
Lol
Lol 😆
Lol
Woman: I AM pregnant
McDonalds: I AM the father🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂
I don’t get it
lik mcdonlands is the father
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@tammyscianatico636she ate so much McDonald’s and then thought she was pregnant
THAT LOOK SHE GAVE TO THE DOCTOR AFTER HE SAID SHE WASNT PREGNANT
I’m scared for the doctor
guys she is pregnant...
With baby burger King.
Alexis uvalle I know write girl
Lmao 🤣
Alexis uvalle you cured my depression
Lol😂
I literally had something like this a month ago, but no one likes!
Girl :Blood was coming out...
Me: That's your period honey
Lol
I know
Nobody like cause it's perfect now
Lol
Exactly why I hate being a chick sometimes 😂
“All I saw was blood” wow it’s like every girl goes through that
*I love HOW SHE KNOWS that it's a boy even THOUGH she didn't check?*
“That’s what my stomach looks like after burger and fries”
Baby Cheesus
LMAOOOOOOOO
Hahhahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahaha
Loll
Lollllll
LMAO
*I GOT PREGNANT FROM TACOS 1 HOUR LATER THEY LEFT MY BODY LOL* 💩
Lol
Brian TooSavage LOL!!!
😂😂😂💯💯
LightBulb2427 ok
OMG!! YASS!! Also potato chips!
“I’m pregnant!”
“Omg congrats! Who’s the father?”
“McDonalds”
"I took 6 McDonalds tests" they all came back positive😂
Her: THERE👏IS👏NO👏WHATIF👏I👏AM👏PREGNANT👏 and it’s baby Jesus😏
Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
Gacha Life THERE👏IS👏NO👏WHAT👏IF👏SHE👏IS👏CRAZY
THERE👏 IS👏 NO👏 WHAT👏 IF 👏SHE👏 IS👏 CRAZY👏
And it is a fact ^^
No seriously, I just think she is extremely delusionnal, not crazy.
She seriously needs help.
Oof
XD
“ I sat on the toilet and blood came out 😭”
it’s called a period sis.
Yuppie
i know,it hurts like h3ll to get cramps😭 "i sat on the toilet and blood came out" miss gurl you have something called a period
*whatever you do do wear white pants or jeans*
👇👇
@@familyfamily2375 no white stuff that stains where black and dark blue trust me from experience!
@@familyfamily2375 but you're right about the Jean
the people who do the captions for these need a raise fr
“It really comes down to if u are a true believer in Jesus or not” THAT MADE ME LAUGH TO HARD IM A CHRISTIAN AND SHE IS SAYING IM NOT A JESUS BELEIVER 😂
I am a Christian
@@lisagilliatt161 cool Same!
When she was hitting the table I started laughing hysterically.
Jayla Boss Lol 😂
Me too 🤣🤣
Jayla Boss same
She is not pregnant
Same
Her: I'm pregnant with baby jesus
Me: your pregnant with a burger
I think with more than one burger xd
LOLOLO
Exactly
that funny
Hahahaha that's funny 😂 😂😂😂
"There's is no what if I'm pregnant and is Jesus" funniest thing I've ever heard
She pregnant with the whole in and out chain for the whole world
Hayley’s mom: “What’s the gender of my grandchild?” Hayley: Double chocolate cake
@Sophia LeRoux 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s a big maybe
Sophia LeRoux LMAO 😂
Double chocolate cake sounds good
LOL
Her: The baby is JESUS
Me: The baby is called
*Food*
I'M HAVING A FOOD BABY
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahaha
Agreed 🤣🤣
@@Gaby-rm5te same
?!
Big belly: im pregnant!
Bleeding: i had a miscarriage!
girl thats called PERIOD
Lol😂
😂
I’m surprised that she didn’t actually get pregnant to try and prove them wrong
Girl: "I hAvE rArE bLoOd TyPe.." Me: "Yea, that rare blood type is stupidy.."
Unfortunately it's not that rare 😔
Lol
With 2021 its not really rare
@Louise Calle Huddleson there is an actual option to @ someone
@Louise Calle Huddleson not trying to be mean but the rest of us didn’t have to know that...
She might be pregnant with food, BUT THAT'S IT!
FOOD BABY!!!!!!
Fatima Epperson lol
Yeah I didn’t know that girl was Mary 😂😂
She has a food baybe
So funny 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅
Woman:THERE IS NO WHAT IF I AM PREGNAT
Father: Gordon Ramsay
“I’m pregnant!!”
“Congrats! what’s the babys name?”
“Taco Bell”
It's looks like she just ate the whole fridge
true
I agree
Manny Garcia true😂
Same here lol
Manny Garcia OOF
Girl: I took six urine pregnancy tests, and they all came back negative.
Me: *hysterical laughter*
"IT HAS TO BE JESUS!"
Lol why would you think your pregnant if you have six negative tests lol 😝 XD
“My son is my savior”
Loooolllllll
Same
“Week old Taco Bell “! Hah! I love it!😂😂
I think she's just got her period, maybe that's the pain she was feeling when she was "pregnant".
❤❤❤ ur vids btw!
maybe she just watched hercules and then the next day she woke up with this “bump” and thought “OH WOW I’M PREGNANT WITH BBY JESUS” 🤦♀️🥴
Woah- ;-;
Meh cat when she wants attention
Nice try but no
Hahaha ture 🤣🤣😂😆
lol
“I am pregnant! And it is......”
A burrito 🌯
iiCUPCAKEii holy crap I’m dying
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A food bebe
Hahaha
Hahaha!!!!!
Where’s the dad TACO BELL YOUR GF WILL GIVE BIRTH😂😂😂😂
If she's pregnant with Jesus
Then I'm pregnant with the lorax 👁👄👁
Wow
How do you still believe that your pregnant after 6 tests!!!!!???
ALL NEGATIVE!!!!!
Midnight Star right why would u still insist
Midnight Star
After the first 2.. i would just quit
With Jesus tho
unicorn fartz 019 quite swolling
Midnight Star true tho
Her: *thinks she is pregnant with jesus*
Mom: it’s because of that damn phone
edit: y’all still finding this comment?😭
finally found an actually funny comment
OrangeFox1003 awe thank u🥺😂
5 signs your pregnant with jesus
^w^
you are funny asf
I had on subtitles and even they agreed that she was not pregnant I'm not joking! 😂
Did Jesus come out, yet? 2023
She dont need a pregnancy test
She needs a PSYCHIATRIST
And some holy water 👌
I'm the bad guy
Jessica Jordan that’s why she think he is baby jesus
@@tristandfr dUh
SlippinAirpods Yah you had to didn’t you
@@tristandfr you know Billie? Oh hi I know you channel!!
Like=Not pregnant
Comment=Pregnant
Both=she ate to much
Gacha Amy y
She is a matins She ate her mate his name was Mr.Triple double Burger U^U
She ate her friend that’s as fat as 7 buckets of chicken wings
Both
Destiny Andon I did both
There’s no baby Jesus but there sure is a baby McDonald😅
She is pregnant with twins and they are named Big Mac and large fry.😂
*”AnD iT iS jEsUs”*
girl it’s taco bell
True
This comment is so funny
@Olivia Delport there is no what if, I am pregnant, and it IS Jesus
The problem is she ate TO much taco bell
Or she could of finished a Big Mac
Doctor: Were where you when you found out you were pregnant?
Her: McDonalds
XD
Where were* lol plot twist it was actually BORUTO TRUCK
Hahah
Switch were and where🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Me just eating dinner: I AM PREGNANT! With my food🤭
Her hitting the table then flipping her hair over her shoulder when she says "and it is jesus" in a sassy tone just makes me crack up😂
And sorry honey but it cant be jesus in that belly of yours he was already born around 13.8 billion years ago😂😂😂😂😂
"You're to tiny You're probably just getting fat" .....I'm dead 😂
Girl: ITS JESUS!
Doctor: It's not Jesus.
Girl: THEN WHAT IS IT?
Doctor: 100 Restaraunts😂😂😂
😂
XD
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Friends: “oh who’s the father”
Her:”the burger I had for dinner”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol
Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
LMAOO😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That right there is called a FOOD BABY!!!
"I'm pregnant"
"With who?"
"25 Bug Macs"
🤣🤣🤣
Her: “know it’s Jesus”
Me: “I know it’s 500 Big Macs”
10:56 her " all that came out was blood
me "IT'S CALLED A FREAKING PERIOD"
Me: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J
You smart
*i know the daddys:*
*Burger King, McDonalds, KFC, Taco Bell*
My nail is broken i liked to hard
My nail broke I because i liked to hard
Skk
*Mood.*
Wait DADDYS????
9:34
“9 days away from delivery a big fat shi-“
The baby was a big mac and some French fries 🍟 😂😂😂😂
“THERE 👏🏻IS 👏🏻NO 👏🏻WHAT 👏🏻IF.
I am pregnant..
and it’s BABY JESUS.”
Her name isn’t even Mary... lol
She's pregnant with baby Burger King LOL!
🤣🤣
*MoOd*
she sounded like Bhad Bhabie when she said this XD
Her: blood came out
Me:that’s your period hun 😂
ikr
Lmao
Lol!
😂😂😂 lmbo 🤣
Musically Master for real tho 😂
There is no what if I am pregnant and it is baby Jesus😂😂😂😂 got me dieing
1:10 I’m from China, and our biggest, most important rule in life, is to never, NEVER, disrespect your parents like this gurl did. When I saw this part, I was like, “SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.”
Not one:
Not a single soul:
Girl: I'M PREGNANT WITH BABY JESUS
Bruh
@Riku Hichuma Who even says -bruh-
@@iiroseack4818i say bruh. What’s wrong with saying that? :/
That is the skinniest 9 month stomach in “pregnancy”
Ikr lol XDDD
😂😂
Some people don't even no they are pregnant.
True
@@caelinwarren45 yeah I know! But, if they took a pregnancy test, it would come back positive (usually). But, she took six. She’s definitely not pregnant
7:42 the little fist thing and eye conctact got me rolling on the floor
She just ate too much😂😂
She hasn’t even got a boyfriend because they are all scared of her 😂
how could she get pregnent without a boyfriend so you are right
@@claire4190 that's why she thinks it's jesus-
Yeet
LOL
OMG! Guys guys guys guys guess what guess what she's giving birth to a Big Mac and the doctor's going to say to her oh are you hungry go ahead and eat the Big Mac that came out of your belly LOL!
May the *REAL* Jesus save her 😂
SwiftieRunner .89 yep
I want to tell her
the cat man is that what you think
the cat man so are you Jewish?
the cat man that's your opinion :/ religion is religion
Dr. Phil Should Have Given Her A Lie Detector Test Instead.
THERE IS NO WHAT IF, I AM PRGANT 😂😂😂😂
Actually she is pregnant with baby double burger
Lol
Yesss XD
I died, Literally reading this.
Lol, hahaha, this girl be crazy, not you, the girl in vid, not Lea, the girl that thinks she's pregnant with baby Jesus
She pregnant with a food baby...👍
You guys don’t understand. It’s holy fast food.
Holy Jesus fast food
Bruh this pun is so good
Lol
Omg! This joke is the best, love this pun UwU
LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dad is last nights Chinese 😂😂😂😂!!!
I love your video hope you reach 70 million keep going
“I’m not stupid I’m not crazy”
I think I heard wrong.
*aRe YOu SuRe?*
True
“Stop it get some help”
Her: *Im PrEgnEt WiTh JeSuS*
Me: hmm no, *JeSuS iS dEaD aNd aN AnGeL*
SSSniper wolf: TrUe
Same
“I’m pregnant”
“ with who”
“Macdonald’s and fries”
😹😹😹😹😂🤣🤣😂😹😹🤣😂😆
Yeahh
Hahah
Yeah hahhahahahah
Lol😆😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹 I have the same phone
WoW
Yes that made me laugh
And sniper wolf is hilarious keep up the great work!
That Girl better calm down!
Girl dose she know what a period is??😂😂
The sas when she says “and it is Jesus 🙄” is unreal 🥲🥲🥲
When the "baby""kicked" it could be just jelly fat jiggling around right?
Who knows dude 😂 she's got some.. "pRoBlEmS"
It feel like next time she is going to say “Hi iM pReGnANt FrOm sUgA
Yes
😂😂😂 also i love your username and pp they're beautiful 💜💕
Suga Is sweet R u in the Army if u are same Here
SHE IS PREGNANT WITH= 50 double cheese burger. She needs a DIET COKE!!!
Maybe its called going to the toilet...
OMG wat is her problem !!😂😂
Hahhahahahahahaahahaahahahahahaahahhahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahab
True
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This girls just shovel 20 Big Macs down
Ok but I actually was talking before I could walk. My parents almost took me to a specialist because they thought I couldn’t walk.
"I'm pregnant"
"Who's the father"
"McDonald's and KFC"
😂💀
Edit: Mom im famous!
Lmao
Lol
Lol
Hahah lollol
LITERALLY 🤣🤣
*Reads title*
Me: alright children this is why we don’t do drugs
Potato Pleb lmfao
lol
Yes exactly
Lmfao xd lol love this comment
Potato Pleb you’re god damn right
I’m watching this 5 years later and it’s still RIDICULOUS
Her: I am pregnant
McDonald's: I am the father
That’s the same girl who thought EMINEM WAS HER FATHER
That is!!!!
This girl is just diluted
Gabrielle Friedman haha.
OH MAH GAWD SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!! Her mom and sister probably thinking what the hell is wrong with my child/sister
〔Berries〕 YAAAS IK
She need to be pregnant with a salad...
Lol
Or McDonald's
XD
FRIED CHICKEN LEGS
Giant burger
The crazy’s girl in earth 😂❤
She is pregnant with hamburger and fries😂😂😂
‘Baby jesus’? More like baby CHEESES
HAHA i see what you did there 😂😂😂😂
Lol 😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😂
Destiny The NightWing so so true
Lol
I like cheese
*Slams hand on table* "THERE IS NO WHAT IF!"
*Slams hand on table* "I AM PREGNANT!"
*Plays with hair* "and it is Jesus"
Fiddling with things and strongly insisting things are true mostly means they’re lying
If you have baby jesus.... YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM FREAKING DONE. AND SHES ACTIN LIKE ITS NOTHING HELL NAW!
Xd
Girl she need Some help...😂😂😂
She really said “blood started coming out and I must of had a miscarriage” Bish have you never heard of a period 😂
Imagine a couple years later her kids see this video and think she's a psychopath lol
and never ever want her to be there mom xD
I wonder what her kids names wiould be 😂
Who in the hell would marry her anywayz
@@hrairsarian6598 LOL not me!
@@milkiewai8553 Cheese and Sus
Me: I’m pregnant
BFF:yay who is the father
Me:last night’s pizza 😭
My parents also told me that I was just a “surprise”
she's pregnant with a mc double and large fries
edit: thx for the likes
And chicken nuggets too
LMAO
And 5 subway hamburgers
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Last push Ahhhhhh
It's a Big Mac
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
@@adelestephens6443 a number 6 with extra dip 2 number 7s and a large soda😂