Here's today's Zero Punctuation episode on The Walking Dead: Saints and Sinners. www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/the-walking-dead-saints-sinners-zero-punctuation/ Sorry about the title folks, I think there's a bug with UA-cam currently reverting titles. Happened yesterday as well with another video.
@@ryutoken2457 No…he falls silent for a second, pulls out his phone, and calls Detective Morris. “Yes I’d like to confess to the murders of- ACH” The next day, the police discovered a pile of corpses, with the word “YAHTZEE” written on them in yellow ink
Not entirely; certain starter-area resources can still be found in later biomes if you know where to look, and the Cyclops with a fabricator installed partially removes the need to return to your home base to create said upgrades.
@@RdTrler hum...you can't moove an area in subnautica, I guess you were telling about moving your base, but that doesn't change the fact that all the ressources (copper, gold and TITANIUM) are located in the beginning area full of sand and big monsters with a singular infected ball glued to their ass (which must be a pretty shitty feature to have btw)
@@Sir_Bucket Actually, my favourite titanium farming area is the lava castle in the ILZ. The only ressource that DEMANDS you go back to the surface (or suface-ish) is Lithium. Which, if you're like me and enjoy building stupidly intricate bases at stupidly low depths, you'll need a lot of to reinforce your shit. (Surface, or there's a decent-ish amount in the lost river, but I've found the trip back to the surface & pink mushroom zone to be less tedious overall.)
@@Sir_Bucket Nah, those resources can be found outside the starting area, and if you happen to have a prawn suit with a mining arm, in much larger quantities.
Everything about the way Yahtzee says "I'm a seasoned adventurer" is perfect, you can physically feel ALL of the disgust at having to wait for an NPC to shit out a resource so you can continue to play the game.
Because most comedy in games is forced comedy. And idk about yahtzee, but I get infuriated by comedy that plain obliviously fails despite trying so hard.
@@chukyuniqul Also many games' idea of being funny involve having characters repeat the same quip over and over as dialogue, so even the actually funny ones get annoying after awhile.
OH MY GOD, THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT. That runty game that knocked my socks off with its cutting-edge-for-the-early-90s graphics. I had resigned myself to the idea I would never again remember its name, so thank you!
The theme song for the Pegasus time travel cutscene was so good, I wish there was a full version of it somewhere. ... I wonder if Geno Andrews is still even alive.
For me this game was a huge suprise, I had a ton of fun and 100% it in about 17 hours. I had a great time throughout and there wasn't a lot that bugged me about it. I feel it is most definitely worth 30$ and in glad it wasn't higher in cost because I probably wouldn't have gotten it. I find the humor fun and cheeky at times and was a great time sink.
Was _not_ expecting him to name drop the fucking _Journeyman Project,_ of all things... That's a pretty deep cut. (imo even better than the Rocky Horror reference.)
I'm glad you mentioned Grow Home as a game you don't mind so much (which is kinda high praise from you) I loved that game and feel not enough people even know it exists
I was the person who was sold on this game when you mentioned the Pig Viagra section. It immediately had me thinking that this was going to be the next Conker's Bad Fur day and I was so happy I almost sang an opera about poo.
I've watched through every episode of your show. Half of which, twice, if not more. And I can say this one has been easily the best, if not second best, only because the Wolfenstien one, with the limerick was so fun.
Imagine someone who fashions themselves a writer not understanding metaphor, synonym, and synecdoche employed when people talk about "ruining the planet." Well, worked for Carlin's career to base his entire routine around Don Marquis' "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." Wait. No. Screw context. Clearly such people are literally saying we're killing a non-living object rather than fucking up the environment in which we all reside to such a degree, it will not just screw us over, but potentially most to all other life on this floating rock that, yes, Opie, will itself still exist after going barren. FFS......
True, but they were just trying to make people laugh while you're taking a joke literally to explain why it's wrong so I think you're kind of in the same camp.
I don't know why but when I hear "Journey to the Savage Planet", I think of "Raiders of the Broken Planet" even though the game is now known as Spacelords
The game's actually pretty good. Took me 15 hours to 100% it though, so it's a bit on the short side. But I did enjoy the humour and the level design changes up as you go on and acquire more upgrades. The game does reward exploration though. I was never once short of crafting materials like Yahtzee was saying because I made sure to pop all the resource nodes tucked away in hidden areas. And the teleport system makes it easy to jump back and forth wherever you want to. I guess the only real failing of the game is that everything is just a bit too easy. It's a casual metroidvania game, not a souls-lite.
I bought this for a friend and I to play. Didn't get much out of it time wise, finished it after six or seven hours, but it was less then half the price of a full release and I've paid a lot more for a shit load less. Overall, we had a lot of fun, a lot of laughs and it was perfectly average. Exactly what I expected, exactly what I paid for and worth every penny.
Thinking of grabbing this one up, I like the art style. Oh and congratulations on the youngling Yahtz, which I will henceforth refer to as “Scrabble” crowshaw until someone christens it otherwise
It's honestly pretty decent, not perfect, but not bad. I managed to snag it for $20 because apparently if you didn't use the EGS coupon during the christmas sale it stays until March... so I'd say definitely worth it for that price.
Wait, if you DON'T pick the dog you get a different voice for the main character? I just assumed he sounded weird because the sound was muffled by the helmet. Shit, for once I actually found out something new from a Yahtzee video...
Me and my friend definitely enjoyed it for what is it. A casual mario metroid adventure esqr platformer that allows for some hilarious death sequences while exploring. That and while playing with a friend you can relegate some of the arbitary missions between each other making the grind far far less taxing.
1:27 Yahtzee: 'Well, only one of us gets the last word, _bitch_ , and MY last word is "CUNTBURLAP"!' Me: watches the whole episode to see if he delivers Yahtzee: _fucking delivers better than FedEx_
I watched a video of the first twenty minutes of this game and thought to myself: "These quips are probably not going to be funny for very long." Yahtzee certainly thinks so. Still, if you're ripping games off, they at least rip off good ones.
One could say this game is a bunch of ideas form other games human-centipeded together, those that are particularly loyal fans of Zero Punctuation will remember this is another Yazi vocab word... I don't remember which video it's from though, although I remember when he said it he had a picture of Mario's face on the head of the centipede so maybe it was a Mario game, I don't know I'm too lazy to check.
The first 40 seconds are actually a really good environmental message. If people went around the US saying "you won't be able to sit on your fat ass and eat mcdonald if climate change continue" the country would be carbon free in 1 year, expecially with this president that eats only junk food.
Here's today's Zero Punctuation episode on The Walking Dead: Saints and Sinners. www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/the-walking-dead-saints-sinners-zero-punctuation/
Sorry about the title folks, I think there's a bug with UA-cam currently reverting titles. Happened yesterday as well with another video.
Will we see a Megaman Zero / ZX Collection review?
Will Yahtzee be reviewing the Intellivision Amico when it is released in October of this year?
@@barrybend7189
Probably not.
Any review for Dragon Ball Z Kakarot?
I was literally holding a tube of pringles when I received that brutal insult about my looks.
“You’re surrounded, Mr. Croshaw. Your end has come, and victory is mine. Any last words?”
All I am surrounded by is fear. And Cuntburlap.
@@ryutoken2457 No…he falls silent for a second, pulls out his phone, and calls Detective Morris.
“Yes I’d like to confess to the murders of- ACH”
The next day, the police discovered a pile of corpses, with the word “YAHTZEE” written on them in yellow ink
Isn't "cuntburlap" what they used to make the Fallout duffel bags?
no they used the far lower quality cuntpaper
@@smaug2981 Really? I thought they used pressed cuntwax?
Yup. Keeps your gear moist...
And salt
No, that's "wanknylon" you're thinking of.
Savage planet sounds like a show where Randy Savage travels through space .
I'd play that game.
Or an hour-long weekly cable TV series hosted by Randy Savage.
Journey to the MACHO MAN AND THE MEGA POWAHS
Randy is not dead, he just went home
There's a movie with that name: _La Planete Sauvage._
3:08 shout out to Shammy
Man i miss that owl
@@thomaslavitola7789 he will return to us one day
@Fander he has a podcast !? Nice
@Fander yeah please stop talking slaps
I miss the owl's owl-ness in videos full of owls
The issue with getting an upgrade and having to do a load of faff in the starter area to make it and then head back out to use it is very Subnautica
Not entirely; certain starter-area resources can still be found in later biomes if you know where to look, and the Cyclops with a fabricator installed partially removes the need to return to your home base to create said upgrades.
@@RdTrler hum...you can't moove an area in subnautica, I guess you were telling about moving your base, but that doesn't change the fact that all the ressources (copper, gold and TITANIUM) are located in the beginning area full of sand and big monsters with a singular infected ball glued to their ass (which must be a pretty shitty feature to have btw)
@@Sir_Bucket Actually, my favourite titanium farming area is the lava castle in the ILZ. The only ressource that DEMANDS you go back to the surface (or suface-ish) is Lithium. Which, if you're like me and enjoy building stupidly intricate bases at stupidly low depths, you'll need a lot of to reinforce your shit.
(Surface, or there's a decent-ish amount in the lost river, but I've found the trip back to the surface & pink mushroom zone to be less tedious overall.)
@@Sir_Bucket Nah, those resources can be found outside the starting area, and if you happen to have a prawn suit with a mining arm, in much larger quantities.
@@RdTrler I wasn't under the impression that you could move entire biomes.
"Journey to the Savage Garden"
Truly, madly, deeply that was a great joke.
I'm Violet with rage that I didn't think of that joke first.
Scrolled down to see who else got the reference.
That joke took me to the moon and back.
I have a hankering for some Cherry Cola all of a sudden...
Please, can I get in on the joke?
Title is "savageplanet final"
Damn I'm early
Yee
I know right. What the fuck is "savageplanet final" suppose to mean?
@@dragonfire420blazin8 probably the file name of the video
Really do not understand what's going on with UA-cam. The titles keep reverting on videos after it's all saved, think there's a bug going on.
@@theescapist I wonder if this "bug" is happening to anyone else.
"Journey to the Dammit Janet" makes my day
I love the racing paintjob on the desk, quite spiffy.
"Damnit janet"
I understood that reference
I didn't. What is it?
@@TheGuardDuck Rocky Horror Picture Show. It's one of the songs.
@@merrittanimation7721 Ah. Cool.
Did someone ask for a time warp?!!
I can make a good game
_In just seven daaaaaays_
First "Mingegurgle" now "Cuntburlap?" Yahtzee has such a way with words
He really wants to one up on the game for styling on him on that dog bit
3:08
Hey, look! It's Shammy owls
Damn you! I was so close to buy this one, but then you said you made it up the pig and horse stuff. I will never forgive you!
Same here
@@doot9695 ah, a man of culture
@@guillermoelnino same for you
Everything about the way Yahtzee says "I'm a seasoned adventurer" is perfect, you can physically feel ALL of the disgust at having to wait for an NPC to shit out a resource so you can continue to play the game.
I feel like everytime a game tries to be comedic Yathzee rips it a new one except for the occasional Portal or Disco Elysium.
Because most comedy in games is forced comedy. And idk about yahtzee, but I get infuriated by comedy that plain obliviously fails despite trying so hard.
@@chukyuniqul Also many games' idea of being funny involve having characters repeat the same quip over and over as dialogue, so even the actually funny ones get annoying after awhile.
@@merrittanimation7721also that. Man, it's good to not have to play games for a living, eh?
@@merrittanimation7721 Deadpool: The Video Game is one such example
@@joeyparkhill8751 "congrats you found the jump button!" oh boy did that line get old really quickly.
Say what you will about Yahtzee Croshaw: he's a man of his (last) word.
OH MY GOD, THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT. That runty game that knocked my socks off with its cutting-edge-for-the-early-90s graphics. I had resigned myself to the idea I would never again remember its name, so thank you!
"Journey man project"...
Damn, theres a game name i haven't heard in a long long time
I still have the CDs.
No idea if they work on Windows 10.
@@Mark73 I remember playing the first one, having no freaking clue what was going on .. hahaha, that was a long time ago
Same. I saw an ad for it in an old mag I still have at my mom's.
The theme song for the Pegasus time travel cutscene was so good, I wish there was a full version of it somewhere.
... I wonder if Geno Andrews is still even alive.
Video starts and Yahtzee immediately knocks it out of the park.
please, never retire Yahtzee.
Yahzee has upgraded from jokes about human genitals to jokes about farm animal genitals
That intro made me feel personally attacked
For me this game was a huge suprise, I had a ton of fun and 100% it in about 17 hours. I had a great time throughout and there wasn't a lot that bugged me about it. I feel it is most definitely worth 30$ and in glad it wasn't higher in cost because I probably wouldn't have gotten it. I find the humor fun and cheeky at times and was a great time sink.
BEST OPENING MONOLOGUE EVER!
That "bitch!" at the beginning was so strong
I don't why, but the fact he used a bolete mushroom instead of one from all the stereotypical fungi really got me.
"Cuntburlap" is a well chosen last word, but I think I'll stick with...
...
Heh.
Oh hi, Master Roshi.
mingegurgle
Cumsquat.
You had me at "burlap."
Gotta say that Journeyman Project quip at the end surprised me since no one else seemed to play that game besides me
Was _not_ expecting him to name drop the fucking _Journeyman Project,_ of all things... That's a pretty deep cut. (imo even better than the Rocky Horror reference.)
I appreciate the clarification about the pig Viagra.
I'm glad you mentioned Grow Home as a game you don't mind so much (which is kinda high praise from you) I loved that game and feel not enough people even know it exists
It's just me, but the sight of the owl heads and the previous mention of No Man's Sky instantly made me think of Shammy.
WAS THAT A LEGACY OF TIME REFERENCE?!!!
I thought I was the only one who played that game.
As always good work Yahtzee.
Yes! Journeyman Project got some love!
That Rocky Horror reference made me grin.
I was the person who was sold on this game when you mentioned the Pig Viagra section. It immediately had me thinking that this was going to be the next Conker's Bad Fur day and I was so happy I almost sang an opera about poo.
George Carlin approves of your intro 😂
I've watched through every episode of your show.
Half of which, twice, if not more.
And I can say this one has been easily the best, if not second best,
only because the Wolfenstien one, with the limerick was so fun.
Tht intro is just perfect.
Oh I can't wait to see your review of the Megaman Metroidvanias.
@@namename8004 megaman ZX and ZX Advent.
George Carlin and Yahtzee would make one hell of a podcast were Carlin still with us
Imagine someone who fashions themselves a writer not understanding metaphor, synonym, and synecdoche employed when people talk about "ruining the planet." Well, worked for Carlin's career to base his entire routine around Don Marquis' "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." Wait. No. Screw context. Clearly such people are literally saying we're killing a non-living object rather than fucking up the environment in which we all reside to such a degree, it will not just screw us over, but potentially most to all other life on this floating rock that, yes, Opie, will itself still exist after going barren. FFS......
True, but they were just trying to make people laugh while you're taking a joke literally to explain why it's wrong so I think you're kind of in the same camp.
It *was* his last word...and that's the sort of journalistic integrity we all look for in these trying times.
I salute you, Angry Video Game Man!
I don't know why but when I hear "Journey to the Savage Planet", I think of "Raiders of the Broken Planet" even though the game is now known as Spacelords
Your scripts are always amazing !
Congrats on the baby Yahtzee
truly a way with words
The title lacks punctuation, fittingly
The game's actually pretty good. Took me 15 hours to 100% it though, so it's a bit on the short side. But I did enjoy the humour and the level design changes up as you go on and acquire more upgrades.
The game does reward exploration though. I was never once short of crafting materials like Yahtzee was saying because I made sure to pop all the resource nodes tucked away in hidden areas. And the teleport system makes it easy to jump back and forth wherever you want to. I guess the only real failing of the game is that everything is just a bit too easy. It's a casual metroidvania game, not a souls-lite.
And a hearty tw@hemp to you, too, my good man!
Holy moly, a Journeyman Project reference! Talk about flashbacks!
Quippy AI companion, eh? There's a lot of those, isnt there. I got that vibe when i saw the new Watch Dogs gameplay footage (WINKY FACE EMOJI)
5:11 I see and like what you did there.
Hilarious review as always Yahtaee~.
(Gently touches a horse mask) Someday...
That feel when you're so early the title isn't formatted properly
I bought this for a friend and I to play. Didn't get much out of it time wise, finished it after six or seven hours, but it was less then half the price of a full release and I've paid a lot more for a shit load less.
Overall, we had a lot of fun, a lot of laughs and it was perfectly average. Exactly what I expected, exactly what I paid for and worth every penny.
"...Journey to the Savage Garden..."
Well there it is, best pun in show.
"...Journey to the Damn it Janet..."
I stand corrected.
Thinking of grabbing this one up, I like the art style.
Oh and congratulations on the youngling Yahtz, which I will henceforth refer to as “Scrabble” crowshaw until someone christens it otherwise
It's honestly pretty decent, not perfect, but not bad. I managed to snag it for $20 because apparently if you didn't use the EGS coupon during the christmas sale it stays until March... so I'd say definitely worth it for that price.
oh look, 4:20 a guest appearance by Shammy, long time no upload!
Wait, if you DON'T pick the dog you get a different voice for the main character? I just assumed he sounded weird because the sound was muffled by the helmet. Shit, for once I actually found out something new from a Yahtzee video...
That one last point really sold me on it
You're damn near Strange Music level with the speed. Lol
I can't believe Yahtzee runs a Shammy farm.
Journeyman Project, now there's a name i've not heard for a long time.
I was shoving chips into my slimey catcher's mitt as the video started. "How Did He Know?"
Me and my friend definitely enjoyed it for what is it. A casual mario metroid adventure esqr platformer that allows for some hilarious death sequences while exploring. That and while playing with a friend you can relegate some of the arbitary missions between each other making the grind far far less taxing.
Amazing exposition.
is a hat in time gonna be your new silent hills 2 refference for a good game?
Fucking hell that intro is gonna twist a few nipples eh yahtz?
1:27
Yahtzee: 'Well, only one of us gets the last word, _bitch_ , and MY last word is "CUNTBURLAP"!'
Me: watches the whole episode to see if he delivers
Yahtzee: _fucking delivers better than FedEx_
God I hope Yatz reviews KENTUCKY ROUTE ZERO. Not sure what he'd make of it but I think it'd be up his alley.
Hold up, so you DON'T go to another world to snap into Slim Jims and be the cream of the crop? Fuck that. Refunding.
Sesame Street: "Today's word is...."
You know, Savage Planet sounds like it could apply to a lot of sci fi game worlds...
Like Daemon X Machina, for instance
When I first saw this game I couldnt stop confusing it with outer worlds
The Great And Mighty Poo's Electric Boogaloo
Last time I was this early, the show actually had punctuation.
Tbh I kinda liked it, but I still acknowledge that it wasn’t perfect( or anywhere near)
The statement about the environment in the beginning was surprisingly insightful
I’m not an ecological group but I’m still borrowing that intro
This is the best written review yet. Is that seriously how had this game hurt you?
“Cuntburlap”
'Damit Janett' was that a Rocky Horror reference you snuck in there?
Better twist ending than most movies nowadays.
Journey to the Motherfucking Savage Planet!
this video is a gem, and im only 45 seconds in
Yahtzee's bottomless Scornucopia
“Sexually engorged boars ripe for the molesting.”
Now that’s a fucking quote.
I watched a video of the first twenty minutes of this game and thought to myself: "These quips are probably not going to be funny for very long." Yahtzee certainly thinks so.
Still, if you're ripping games off, they at least rip off good ones.
Plus it's only a few hours long.
Holy shit, I haven't thought of the Journeyman Project in fucking years.
This man speaks truth.
That is all.
i was waiting for this one
Bruh the Koalas aren't homeless, they are all dead.
One could say this game is a bunch of ideas form other games human-centipeded together, those that are particularly loyal fans of Zero Punctuation will remember this is another Yazi vocab word... I don't remember which video it's from though, although I remember when he said it he had a picture of Mario's face on the head of the centipede so maybe it was a Mario game, I don't know I'm too lazy to check.
Owl enemies while talking about No Mans Sky? Shammy anyone? :D
The first 40 seconds are actually a really good environmental message.
If people went around the US saying "you won't be able to sit on your fat ass and eat mcdonald if climate change continue" the country would be carbon free in 1 year, expecially with this president that eats only junk food.
They do try that angle too, it just doesn't work.
Hows the new books coming along?