do NOT get a pet goat
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making a little bar for my pet goat.
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Chapters:
0:00 - intro
0:25 - grocery store shopping for the little horned fella
1:49 - goods acquired
2:14 - centripititepohfjishfif force
2:20 - returning the sacred fruits to the domicile of the doat
3:14 - creating the bar (masterful craftsmanship and meticulous skill)
4:10 - finding her majesty
4:54 - the big reveal
5:04 - the dumbest, most silly creature to ever live
5:37 - blueberries
7:17 - watermelon
8:10 - molasses
9:14 - wren
10:10 - cucumber
11:14 - gatorade
12:00 - outro
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#maya
#goat
#bar - Домашні улюбленці та дикі тварини
I would like the following mam
- One Spa Day for Winnie the cow
- one chicken riot against chick fil la
- one wedding for your gay ass parrots
- one bacherlorette party for all the goats
- I would also like to see the goat throw a hot girl car wash where you put them in cute bikinis and have them wash cars for $5
- would like to see the emu trip acid and go to a rave
- would like a full reenactment of the hannah montana movie from the crows
Omg slay pussy the house down
i second the motion
wtf ludwig D:
Nice
Lol
Beetle coming around the corner with a bucket stuck around her neck is just peak goat energy and I love it 😅
T t😅t😂þy
The fact the bucket has 'DO IT RIGHT' written on the front as well. Beetle is a content machine XD
*_And,_* we're all better humans for getting to see it! lol
G. O. A. T.
Goatiest Of All Time _(sounded cooler in my head 😊)_
Beetle was drunk before she even came into the bar she showed up with a bucket around her head! Pure chaos! !
All Goats have a silly goblin living in them.
Ikr
Accually 🤓👆🏻 every goblin have silly little goats living inside them.
This series should be called “Maya confronts her social anxiety at a store.”
Hah! Goat comes stumbling towards the bar with a bucket around it's neck, that says "Do it right" on it 🤣 Now that's a party animal!
💀
I will forever ask that you continue this series as long as possible! The videos are always super adorable and entertaining to watch!
I am obsessed with Maya’s commitment to the bit. She made a Goat Bar and by god she will be the best goat bartender there is 😂
This is the second coming of Jenna Marbles and I have *_nothing_* but time for videos like this.
8:06 sounds really familiar for any Jenna fans
I miss Jenna… I hope she is doing ok
Imagine the reaction of goats watching Maya's videos and they see "do not get a pet goat"
Goats strike back 🐐🔫
Stop posting these GOATED comments :P
Hi Walt
sad bleat :(
Because you should get TWO
The experience of watching this was a 10/10 for me. Maya having fun is good stuff, I'd say.
I bartended for over 10 yrs and love the animals getting drinks series! Beetle brought Maya the "dump bucket"! We use that to dump drinks, stuff you can't pour down the drain. At the end of the night it's a super gross mix. *My fave summer Blueberry cocktail:* Fill glass with ice, pour in a good lemonade like Simply Lemonade, slowly pour on top 888 Triple Eight Blueberry Vodka. It's made with real blueberries, has a pretty dark color, and floats on top to make a beautiful and delicious drink. Garnish w/ lemon wedge &/or throw in some blueberries if u wanna get fancier. It is gluten-free too if anyone needs (I checked with the company yrs ago). Drink responsibly & don't drink & drive pls. 💙
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But, is it okay if I drink and then drive my friends insane? 😊
What did you do with the bucket at the end of the night, though?
@@lilacmoon6 🤣 That's a valid question...
Kinda reads as though they gave it to some farm animals! 😅
Thoughts on them calling it a Margherita shaker instead of a boston or cobbler shaker?
I laughed so hard. Thank you Maya! These are great 🖤
:D
Wow shout out to beetle for giving such detailed and interesting reviews to each drink. Not to mention the asmr noises that will no doubt haunt me for the foreseeable future. Good goat 🙌🏻
Imagine if bartenders had to stand there and hold the cup while you drank out of it.
Her coming around the corner with the bucket.. omg 🤣
it seems like Beetle is like fighting the natural urge to headbutt when running back with Maya lmfao
dying at the prezoh joke lmfaooo
good work flip and danny
I absolutely love how savagely Beetle slurps Gatorade. Every time I see it it's 10/10.
It's great to see Maya really shows all the animals love equally.
Goats are pure chaos it's almost frightening
Sending this to my mother who has had goats for over 18 years 👍
And she just celebrated 12 years sober 😂 good thing these are virgin cocktails
Now please throw a party for cool bugs you found ! :D
I am so happy with all the ways you have found to get them to drink water and fluids. You are incredibly thoughtful and epic.
Love Maya having fun
I thought - nothing - could make me even just a little bit less miserable today but this was exactly it ❤
A goat walks into a bar with a bucket round it’s neck: “barmaid, fill this with Gatorade”
8:05 thas how you know she really loves the animals
Think Winnie needs a video of her own, maybe like a makeover/ spa day
The goat really showed up to the bar already hammered
More goat/animal bar! I don't care what your cameraman says, that cardboard bar was brilliant.
Getting an actual cocktail shaker and learning some mocktails for the animals would be fun, and worst case scenerio _you_ now you now have a cocktail shaker for yourself. Enriching!
when the bartender holds ur drink for u💕beetle better have given maya a great tip
The edits just add so much to these, I love it
Beetle is spawned from hell... She does nothing but bring death and destruction to everything she touches...
It's awesome how dedicated you are to these animals! It's amazing to see!
So so sooooo happy you're making content like this. Videos like this heal my soul, thank you!
I just discovered your videos recently, but I love the work you do and the genuine care you have for the animals. Keep it up!
I thought that went very well.
Beetle with the bucket necklace is the funniest thing 😂😂
This is slowly becoming my therapy channel and i am loving it ❤😊
I'm glad that we're getting to see some more maya enrichment on the channel!!
I feel like I can't think of literally anything interesting to do though LOL
beedul is my favorite goat, she's THE GOAT. glad she was able to get wasted on her 21st (?) birthday, pls give her MORE BLUE GATORADE.
This has the same energy as the pupsicle jenna marbles video and i love it
Goats are basically just weird dogs with no thoughts, it tracks
Continued success, bravo Maya
loved this! Hope you and all the animals are surviving the crazy heat wave
as a former pet goat haver, THOSE MFS EAT EVERYTHING we had a random tree. HE JUMPED SUPER HIGH AND GRABBED THE LEAVES.
Gotta try the Gatorade trick for my calves. Sometimes getting them to drink enough is challenging
this is my favorite series by far
I hit the bell and switch it to ALL because omg this is gold! I love watching this stuff!! It’s hilarious!! It’s kind of like Jenna Marbles FarmVille edition, just a little bit, and I am all the way here for it! Sending you all of my best wishes and love!
These videos always make me smile.
Once again the goats prove they are best animals for content on this sanctuary
Maya you always make my day better!!
Lol. Gotta go to the wine/mixers section for the bar tools I think.
Maya, you are adorable! Your animals/pets are lucky to have you!!!❤
Beedle is my favourite.
She generally causes chaos around her by accident.
I love these cute little videos. Loving the animal content.
we need a ranking for each episode regarding how much fun Maya had
My house’s power and water are still out from a storm and you are helping distract me from my headache. Thank you Maya!!!❤️❤️
Cool story bruh
Maya's faces at the sounds Beetle was making had me rolling!
i LOVED this video!
Love your vids Maya 🐧
That was so cute and fun!! I hope you do more
As someone who has to take care of around 16 of these things, I can vouch: Don't get a pet goat
Thanks for the video can’t wait for more
The change to the like... Suck/slurp for the molasses and gatorade really surprised me. I expected them use their tongue like dogs or cats or whatever to drink. Goats are so weird
Love the soundttrack
They sell shakers at HEB but they're in the alcohol section. Just for future reference if you or anyone who reads this needs to know lol
Probably the most epic “see you there” transition I’ve ever seen tbh.
that bucket part was so funny
maya has fun for onces is my favorite vibes
the prezoh line joke was very funny, good job editor
Maya has been having a lot of fun lately.
@maya you should go to the beach with Beetle or when it’s Halloween do a costume party with your animals
I don’t know if it’s still there or not, but going out towards Big Bend Nat’l Park had goats that you could buy a beer for and watch them get drunk as hell 😂
Great videos as always! As for video ideas, why not have Stompy actually stomp stuff. Like… seeds? Nuts? Idk. I just love Stompy lol. Keep it up!
God she's so cute. And Maya is okay too.
That was sweet, at first I thought you were going to ferment that stuff and I imagined that poor goat with a splitting headache but thankfully you didn't do that so good job.
Just thinking about the video of the pigs that got into some fermented corn and were drunk off their asses 😅 I believe they recovered but oh boy
Great vid as usual
something about these videos greatly improves my mental stability
The goats and vid are so fun 🐐🍺
Very cool the goat is filming
PLEASE DO NOT THE GOAT
i love that this is Maya the humans enrichment
make this a series. can be done with all of your animals. lots of content. wholesome content that we need.
"what's (name) favorite food/drink?" and get 4 or 5 different things.
This vid has now convinced me to get a goat thanks Maya 😅
the straight line pun got me good cameraman is awesome
Hello, good show, I relate to our goats in this manner,,good practice for life, them kids get on a nerve, but their cute cuddly and enriching spiritually, but we keep for eating...im just grateful for their contribution to us....good show
I love how chaotic the goats are
The Goat Bar will go down in legend
Them sounds go crazy
Flip has like the coolest job
Beetle wanting to consume the "Bar" (cardboard box), reminds me of a story my dad once told me, that while working on the Alaskan Pipeline, some goats approached him during lunch and he tried to give one some of his sandwich... But it wanted none of it. However! It *_did_* very much want the _plastic bag_ he brought his sammich in! 🤦♂️🤣
_(not sure if they were mountain goats, or farm goats, but the latter seems kinda unlikely, given the location lol)_
Silly doats!! ❤
this is PEAK content!!
“No! Don’t eat the bar!” 😆
i think beedle was hammered even before she got to the bar
Let's make a little wagon for Georgie to ride in and have the goats pull him around the sanctuary so he can have some adventures.
I love all your amazing animals
i too pee in pools
W h a t
Have you watched the videos out there of animal obstacle courses where we see a dog/cat avoid stuff in a hallway to get to the other side??.... WOULD LOVE TO SEE A GOAT VERISON
The chaos of Beetle is hysterical!