May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Ryan Is Driving please stand up? I repeat will the real Ryan Is Driving please stand up? We're going to have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced Throwing her over furniture It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding, He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr Dre said Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Ryan Is Drivng, chicka chicka chicka Ryan I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though" Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't, But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is. Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel don't they? We ain't nothing but mammals, Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote. Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too. You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me. "But Ryan what if you win wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears. Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first. Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V "Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he" I should download her audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave Ryan Is Driving V.D. I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me So I've been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing, But not quite me 'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up I'm like a head trip to listen to 'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends Inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip) I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny 'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting. Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King Spitten on your onion rings Or in the parking lot circling, Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up So will the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating So won't the real Ryan is Driving, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up 'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up Haha, I guess there's a Ryan Is Driving in all of us, Fuck it, Let's all stand up
hahaha I usually never comment on my passengers just out of respect but that dudes eyebrows were literally the best things i've ever seen. like i've never been impressed with someones eyebrows until then.
Right? was just about to leave a comment saying "That dude with the beards eyebrows are going to give me nightmares. i feel like he get them perma markered on by someone named something like shaniqua"
It sucks all that unfortunate stuff happened (stolen cameras and sickness) when they did. I felt like you riding a wave and it was just a matter of time before your channel blew up. Keep putting out quality content and be consistent and I'm still positive that it will happen. Love the videos, wish nothing but the best. Cheers Honda Pilot.
I've literally binge watched your entire youtube channel all night and it's now 7 in the morning. Love you and your great personality man. You are going to achieve great things. Lots of love from Norway
man that second group i almost thought an epic meal time guy came into the car. could you imagination him like taking them to the grocery store to get the stuff then the trip back.
Heard about your vidoes from a girl talking about what to be careful about when thinking of driving for uber/lyft, then i watched all your vids in one sitting. nice man :)
You do not make “silly UA-cam videos” your videos are well edited and very well made! I have only been watching since TODAY!!! But I am obviously liking your videos & think they are entertaining because I have been watching for 3 hours straight! Lololol!
The good thing about you having "few" subscribers is that every adventure you have is like pure, they don't know and don't want to get famous or take advantage from your money, which is great.
You're damn right! Although some people compare John Frusciante to Jesus, but I don't think that's fair... Jesus is nothing compared to John Frusciante ;)
Really enjoying your videos, came across your page last night. I’m in Charleston as well and my partner drives for Uber. He always comes home with stories of the road. Hahaha. Thanks for sharing man! Maybe I’ll come across you one day!
You should use the clips from the jam session to be used as transitions from group to group in the car. Nothing insane but I feel it might look professional and flow well. Either way man good stuff
You're so fucking chill.. You remind me of my buddy Robert in a huge way. He's fucking hilarious too, in a super mellow, understated way. You guys should party.
John Smith You won't probably believe this but I am a king in nigeria and I need some money to overthrow the dictator and then I could give you 10x more money than you give me
Ryan, you need a proper opening and closing segment, with music and scenes. . Buy a drone and spend a weekend doing it. If you need ideas, just watch Walteriffic.
Just started watching your videos. Was thinking about doing Uber drive also. You should put your promo code on your description. You'd definitely get some people to use that. Keep up the videos!
Good work Ryan! Getting heaps better at these vids bro I'm all the way in Ozzie and try watch all your new uploads! Can see the improvements man so keep at it my man!
Guess who's back? Back again. Ryan's back. Being funnily again.
Slim Ryan? Ryan Shady? ^^
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Ryan Is Driving please stand up?
I repeat will the real Ryan Is Driving please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Ryan Is Drivng, chicka chicka chicka Ryan I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan
All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating
So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan
All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating
So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Ryan what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Ryan Is Driving V.D.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me
'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan
All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating
So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan
All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating
So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums, it's funny
'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting.
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spitten on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan
All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating
So won't the real Ryan is Driving, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan
All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating
So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan
All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating
So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Ryan Is Driving, yes I'm the real Ryan
All you other Uber Drivers are just imitating
So won't the real Ryan Is Driving, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Haha, I guess there's a Ryan Is Driving in all of us,
Fuck it,
Let's all stand up
This comment is sooooo true right now
did anyone else notice the red canopy that said tease blow dry bar at 6:31 or was it just me
When are you coming back ryan ???❤❤❤
That dude had some seeeerious eyebrows.
hahaha I usually never comment on my passengers just out of respect but that dudes eyebrows were literally the best things i've ever seen. like i've never been impressed with someones eyebrows until then.
Ryan Is Driving I swear they are made of clay or something not hair like
You see them damn caterpillars on his face?
Right? was just about to leave a comment saying "That dude with the beards eyebrows are going to give me nightmares. i feel like he get them perma markered on by someone named something like shaniqua"
Whiskiz Yo apostrophe eyebrows
i don't usually comment on people's looks, but when i do.. EYEBROWS!!!!
you are very underrated. You should have wayyyy more subscribers
I agree but then hell be recognized more often and people will behave differently, it won`t be the same.
He has 85k subs. lol wot
wow 230k 3 days ago and now he is 2k short from 300k!
337k now
Cameron Lipich what about now? lol
The little intro had some serious production quality. Always enjoy these man.
Don't tell me what to do
It sucks all that unfortunate stuff happened (stolen cameras and sickness) when they did. I felt like you riding a wave and it was just a matter of time before your channel blew up. Keep putting out quality content and be consistent and I'm still positive that it will happen.
Love the videos, wish nothing but the best. Cheers Honda Pilot.
Jacob Thomas I just got recommend a video and have never even looked for Uber videos before, so congrats to Mr. Pilot! it's about to happen...
same!
Jacob Thomas Not just any wave.. An AWESOME wave!
And it happened ;p
i couldnt stop looking at that guys eyebrows
I've literally binge watched your entire youtube channel all night and it's now 7 in the morning. Love you and your great personality man. You are going to achieve great things. Lots of love from Norway
7:40 .... Dude's eyebrow game is strong AF lol
No Shit! I thought they were fake.
They have to be fake
jeff mceachern I mean, I dig it! 😂
I don't know how I got here,but I'm happy that youtube recommended this.I have watched all of his videos and I don't regret it. You are amazing Ryan
Dude love the Alt-J in the intro!
JonBaileyMusic thanks dude! broadbandits remix if you wanna check it out
"We should be friends at this point"
"We are friends Paul"
"My name's not even paul" Hahaha dead!
man that second group i almost thought an epic meal time guy came into the car. could you imagination him like taking them to the grocery store to get the stuff then the trip back.
petthepsycopath hahahahaha, made my day
It's so nice to have found a genuine, original channel on UA-cam. Just fun conversations that we can sit in and watch. Keep it up!
Love the way he goes "I honestly have no idea how they got there" and the girls just go "Ahhhh hmmmmm"
That guys eyebrows at 7:50 are something else.
Ok how many likes for a new channel "Ryan is Singing"?
Kristian Voulopos 18 million
Ryan Is Driving doable
Ryan Is Driving couple million accounts coming right up
Better new channel: "Birds on drugs"
I really want a ride in Honda Pilot's Ryan Paul
Hands down one of the best youtube channels I've found yet! Actually someone being human and entertaining as a driver!
So glad you got a gopro! Nice to see my money went to a good camera :)
easily becoming one of the best UA-cam channels ever,so funny,and well put together
I love Alt J and now that you played them I love you like 10000000000 times more
That Egret part at the end was top notch. David Attenborough, eat your heart out
I live for these videos. You have no idea how happy they make me!
When you started to say "this is my last video" I wasn't paying attention to the context, got me concerned for a sec that you'd stop making videos.
Heard about your vidoes from a girl talking about what to be careful about when thinking of driving for uber/lyft, then i watched all your vids in one sitting. nice man :)
dude your content is great! keep it up.👍
I’m not gay but your voice is so sharp and soothing
That alt j song in the beginning gave me them good vibes 😎
THE ALT-J AT THE BEGINNING I AM SHOOK
Ur boys eyebrows will have Jims dad from American pie put out of the job! Damn
Jay D I was gonna say did nobody else notice the caterpillars on his face? Lol
I am literally crying, I cant stop laughing!!!
Glad to have you back bro
HOW DID I MISS THIS TILL NOW
Welcome back man!!
That elephant blew my fucking mind.
7:51 Dayum. Those eyebrows are on da fleek.
Dude! I found you yesterday and i've been watching all of your videoos! Awesome stuff... Please keep doing it! Cheers from Paraguay! ✌
You like alt-J? You just got much cooler in my book
Luke .Hillis How you like the new album?
exactly
name of the song
I didn’t think I could love Ryan any more; but then he started playing Alt-J.
You do not make “silly UA-cam videos” your videos are well edited and very well made! I have only been watching since TODAY!!! But I am obviously liking your videos & think they are entertaining because I have been watching for 3 hours straight! Lololol!
keep coming back to see if there is anything new.....where you at Ryan?
The good thing about you having "few" subscribers is that every adventure you have is like pure, they don't know and don't want to get famous or take advantage from your money, which is great.
I like your content! Keep doing it! I really enjoy watching it! I also like listening to some deep conservation shit... It's just really chill.
Egret or no egret, under no circumstances do you turn off a John Frusciante solo!
You're damn right! Although some people compare John Frusciante to Jesus, but I don't think that's fair... Jesus is nothing compared to John Frusciante ;)
Kept seeing all these eyebrow comments and thought to myself. Okay how insane can they be. And then BOOM RIGHT IN THE FACE
boi you know those boots are yours
Really enjoying your videos, came across your page last night. I’m in Charleston as well and my partner drives for Uber. He always comes home with stories of the road. Hahaha. Thanks for sharing man! Maybe I’ll come across you one day!
Everyone should appreciate Ryan's good taste in music
alt j is the shit
A Bad Player I read this as "alt-j is shit" at first and I almost fucking lost it-
Alt+J could use that intro as a music video. Nice work dude.
If they had not donated I wouldn't still be watching these vids!
tHAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DOG I HAVE EVER SEEN. SO AMAZING
Kudos for the Alt-J - love them AND the remixes! Wait what? outta here?!?!?! Better be a bad joke, biotch!
i watched 5 of your videos u went from 99k to 100k. congrats ryan
We need more, these videos are awesome.
You should use the clips from the jam session to be used as transitions from group to group in the car. Nothing insane but I feel it might look professional and flow well. Either way man good stuff
i love watching these videos keep posting them bro
"... that's discreet?"
*BUUURP*
And you listen to Alt-J? Damn, Ryan. I wanna be you when I grow up.
Watching your videos just instantly make my day better
Jamming to RHCP! Fuck yeah!
That is the cutest little pupper ever!!!
Wicked video Ryan. Hope your bodies alright dude
You're so fucking chill.. You remind me of my buddy Robert in a huge way. He's fucking hilarious too, in a super mellow, understated way. You guys should party.
I would sub three times over just for the alt-j intro, too bad im already subscribed..
Your taste in music is amazing btw
That bird looked like it was up to no good!!
Tomorrow is my final, and I have been on this channel for 3 hours. I don care about my test now.
I couldn't help but notice your eyes glowing at 12:30 in the vid lol
Set up a Patreon my dude. I have nothing better to spend my money on.
John Smith Dont you wanna give me like 1/2 dollars? always help to pay school
John Smith You won't probably believe this but I am a king in nigeria and I need some money to overthrow the dictator and then I could give you 10x more money than you give me
I watched all your content twice,WE NEED MORE RYAN! MORE ALIEN TALKS TOO 😂😂
Ryan, you need a proper opening and closing segment, with music and scenes. . Buy a drone and spend a weekend doing it. If you need ideas, just watch Walteriffic.
LOVE THE INTRO!!
I should REALLY be revising right now
The fabric in the back of your car seems to be coming down from the roof.
I bet Ryan ruins all other Uber's for everyone issa too good.
*SHARPIE GAME STRRONG*
You're one of the best kind of Uber drivers to get.
Just started watching your videos. Was thinking about doing Uber drive also. You should put your promo code on your description. You'd definitely get some people to use that. Keep up the videos!
Who else has actually watched that elephant video during one of their random UA-cam journeys
Had to subscribe after hearing you play Red Hot Chili Peppers lol
Ryan I use the falcon dual dash cam it hooks onto the rear view mirror. The night vision is excellent!
First person ive turned notifications on for
I found your channel and love it, u seem like a really cool dude
love the content man!
greetings from germany ❤
6:13 we don't care My heart OMG WHAT IS THIS FEEL
Dudes says, "four hours later," Ryan cuts to the night shot.
#iSeeWhatYouDidThere
Its like a moving non celebrity big brother where most of the participants dont know that they are being recorded.
Your house looks similar to my wife's old house on Otis Avenue in West Ashley.
A car is a great stranger conversation starter.
Subbed my man, only took 3 videos :D
There is a dog in this video. You get a thumbs up from me
Good work Ryan! Getting heaps better at these vids bro
I'm all the way in Ozzie and try watch all your new uploads! Can see the improvements man so keep at it my man!
Nice Intro! :D
The almighty Ryan must reply to me...
good luck, i hear that guys a dick
Ryan Is Driving cash me ousside how bout dah
Ryan Is Driving it's not his fault he is a dick, he's just a product of his environment.
No I don't know why I said that or what it means lol.
12:00
"you just say you're fine. But you're not really fine"
Do you do your own chops and edits/production work? If so your very good at it and it really makes these videos pop. Keep up the good work Ryan!: D
How long have you been living in the South Carolina? Herons like that are stupid common down here in florida and similar tropical areas in the south.
I like watching these types of videos 😄
7:40 tell me y he looks like Captain America from infinity war lmao
that elephant thing is sad because they essentially beat them to force them to perform.