Nissan S-Cargo: The Crazy Quirks

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  • @walmarthoodies9647
    @walmarthoodies9647 5 років тому +5996

    When the car you drew in kindergarten comes to life

    • @juantrucco2785
      @juantrucco2785 5 років тому +29

      I mean...i couldn't leave this comment with 199 likes. Here is your 200th : )

    • @isakjohansson7134
      @isakjohansson7134 5 років тому +47

      Innacurate, the wheels are actually attached

    • @boscothierry
      @boscothierry 5 років тому +1

      xD

    • @xxxod
      @xxxod 5 років тому +5

      you literally copied this comment from a meme.
      "When the car you used to draw in kindergarten pull up"
      It isn't as funny now that I know the origin...

    • @GDRAFPilot_
      @GDRAFPilot_ 5 років тому +4

      @Galaxi Where is it?

  • @kingsleypt5137
    @kingsleypt5137 5 років тому +2514

    And it says “no smoking” right under the ash can

    • @casstiiel
      @casstiiel 5 років тому +38

      lmao is that true

    • @chuckky8718
      @chuckky8718 5 років тому +35

      But then what’s the point of the whole thing...

    • @ctre97
      @ctre97 5 років тому +161

      Willing to bet this was a delivery van before it was imported, I'd guess a company put it there

    • @chuckky8718
      @chuckky8718 5 років тому +8

      Oh that makes sense

    • @霆-c4u
      @霆-c4u 5 років тому +34

      車內禁菸
      no smoking in the car

  • @tomnicoll7904
    @tomnicoll7904 5 років тому +1113

    Normal Car Manufacturers: 'We have reinvented the wheel'
    Nissan: *'We have reinvented a snail'*

    • @Berannn_
      @Berannn_ 5 років тому +7

      tom nicoll this comment would’ve blown up when this video came out

    • @penelopeboivin3191
      @penelopeboivin3191 5 років тому +1

      tom nicoll:
      Japanese Design.

    • @rssvvp4447
      @rssvvp4447 3 роки тому +1

      700th like brudda.

  • @JessicaRabbitHero
    @JessicaRabbitHero 5 років тому +3101

    I'm drunk as hell. At a party, lots of good looking ladies here, and I'm watching a video on 80's Nissan cargo van. Lifes good.

  • @beaglemanzzz
    @beaglemanzzz 5 років тому +1524

    It actually looks like it was built in the 00's instead of the late 80s.

  • @Admiral_Jezza
    @Admiral_Jezza 5 років тому +260

    The radio part makes sense if it's imported, as it's possibly the standard range for Japanese radio stations.

    • @timschutte8310
      @timschutte8310 5 років тому +8

      Jezza , it is exactly

    • @Charlesb88
      @Charlesb88 5 років тому +23

      The Japanese use a different radio FM frequency range then the U.S. so there is nothing odd about the frequency range on the radio in this S-Cargo. Now it might be possible change the frequency range on this radio as some digital car radios have a way of choosing a country locale which determines the frequency range. In this case it would likely involve some hidden setting on the radio accessed via a key combination if it can be change at all in this case.

    • @superspidey901.
      @superspidey901. 4 роки тому +1

      Renault and Fiat don't got that feature

    • @superspidey901.
      @superspidey901. 4 роки тому +3

      Send a message to top gear that s cargo could be driven from Richard Hammond James May Jeremy Clarkson or the stig can drive

    • @Admiral_Jezza
      @Admiral_Jezza 4 роки тому +1

      @Angad Grewal Who?

  • @Skipp3rBuds
    @Skipp3rBuds 7 років тому +2585

    That's not a back seat, that's a casting couch for a FakeTaxi Japan

    • @nickwall608
      @nickwall608 7 років тому +51

      or it can be a giant clipboard

    • @SkunkPresant
      @SkunkPresant 6 років тому +21

      It’s a dog seat.

    • @RamoneBryan
      @RamoneBryan 6 років тому +3

      Skipp3rBuds w

    • @94nolo
      @94nolo 6 років тому +9

      Check for little black hairs

    • @chrisbrown8014
      @chrisbrown8014 6 років тому +12

      NoPain NoGain I FUCKING LOVE FAKETAXI PORN!!!

  • @Kristo99
    @Kristo99 7 років тому +417

    "everything in this car is manual" No everything isnt manual, the gearbox is automatic

    • @username_mcusernameface
      @username_mcusernameface 5 років тому +73

      Everything is manual... except for the bit you actually *want* to be manual.

    • @ZekaOfficial
      @ZekaOfficial 5 років тому +6

      The rear left tire is also automatic

    • @lukesylvester2022
      @lukesylvester2022 5 років тому

      Tailgate lock too

    • @gokmensrt
      @gokmensrt 4 роки тому +3

      Everything in the car is manual, *EXCEPT THE CAR ITSELF*.

  • @nickpittman1713
    @nickpittman1713 5 років тому +400

    "So how much legroom in the backseat?"
    "No"

    • @JBofBrisbane
      @JBofBrisbane 3 роки тому +2

      I'm guessing it had a token back seat fitted to comply with some weird US import provision, much the same as the Subaru Brat.

  • @omegaman6616
    @omegaman6616 6 років тому +632

    I'm pretty sure everyone has been in reverse when they thought they were in drive at least once in their life and Japan has alot of elderly so that chime alerting you that you're in reverse isn't a bad idea

    • @cavegamer5989
      @cavegamer5989 6 років тому +6

      IKR that's what i was thinking.

    • @Fozters
      @Fozters 5 років тому +18

      With loose manual..yes..with automatic, no comments..

    • @sennasenna6023
      @sennasenna6023 5 років тому +4

      Omega Man there are a lot of elderly people in America too

    • @baronvg
      @baronvg 5 років тому +9

      That’s actually good logic. But I think it would still drive people nuts.

    • @anarchistmaverick9507
      @anarchistmaverick9507 5 років тому +3

      baronvg it doesn’t bother me

  • @InkblotHyena
    @InkblotHyena 6 років тому +385

    Hold up. HOLD UP. The name is a PUN?!
    God damn it, Nissan.

    • @rooseveltbrentwood9654
      @rooseveltbrentwood9654 5 років тому +22

      Inkblot Games the name Nissan is itself a play on the Japanese word for brother. Think Ni-San, or Oni-Chan for for us anime perverts.

    • @IIIIlIllIIIlIIIIllllIlIl
      @IIIIlIllIIIlIIIIllllIlIl 5 років тому +2

      Roosevelt Brentwood naruto

  • @henrystemme8009
    @henrystemme8009 4 роки тому +179

    Bruh the guys engineering that backseat be like: ok here's a list:
    Cons:
    -no legroom
    -no seatbelts
    -folds even if you don't want it to
    -you basically can't sit there
    Pros:
    - We have a backseat
    Yeah sounds good to me let's do it

    • @flylfb
      @flylfb 4 роки тому +8

      The headroom kicks the competitors out.

    • @wiseguy9224
      @wiseguy9224 3 роки тому +3

      Backseat: YES

    • @straightpipediesel
      @straightpipediesel 3 роки тому +8

      Actually that's exactly why, I think it's to get around tariffs that make a 2-seater a truck, but a 4-seater becomes a passenger vehicle. Ford does exactly this with the Turkey-made Transit Connect, except they throw out the seats after it gets here.

  • @thomrobitaille3942
    @thomrobitaille3942 5 років тому +124

    With Japan's crowded cities and narrow streets, this is the perfect delivery van for it's assumed environment. It falls down badly on Interstates, a habitat it was never meant for. And yes, it's a very weird vehicle anyway.

    • @wordguystudios4.070
      @wordguystudios4.070 4 роки тому +5

      From the base that I was on, to the other army base, was a long stretch of road. This is in japan, mind you, and these roads were smaller than some of the side roads of the neighborhood I live in here in the states. We were coming back from the other base to see a car flipped on its roof. We sat there in complete shock. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FLIP A CAR, A NISSAN CUBE ONTO ITS ROOF!?!? The road allowed at best, speeds of maybe 40-50 kph. It's possible.

  • @jamdc2000
    @jamdc2000 7 років тому +1280

    I like this guy and all, I like his reviews and all, but; if I would get 1 dollar for every time he says how tall he is I would be very rich.

    • @georgee.williams1449
      @georgee.williams1449 6 років тому +116

      jamdc2000 To a Japanese, the inside of this thing must be like the Astrodome.

    • @ninjapotatoe9230
      @ninjapotatoe9230 6 років тому +73

      jamdc2000 if I got a dollar for every time you said “and all” I’d be rich too

    • @Oney105
      @Oney105 6 років тому +31

      Ninja Potatoe if I got 20 dollars for every time anyone said if I had a dollar I would be Rich than Jeff bezos

    • @SufferDYT
      @SufferDYT 6 років тому +52

      That's good information to know when he's attempting to explain to you how much room a cabin has.

    • @spacemonkey9257
      @spacemonkey9257 6 років тому +34

      His height is relevant as he's getting into a vehicle he lets you know that he as someone who is 6 ft 3 if he finds it comfortable someone of average height will be just fine

  • @いであべーこん
    @いであべーこん 4 роки тому +23

    I like the fact that this particular s-cargo has all the "Japanese car-thing" as original. For example, the black box next to the speedmeter is ETC system, which can automatically pay the toll by just pass away the gate. Also, the 2 stickers on the wind sheild is the car maintenance sticker. In Japan, all car must pass the qualification test every 2 years. if you fail to pass the test, your car can't be used on public road. the sticker says the limit of the test, so you have take it to the nearest car factory to pass the test before the date comes.
    sorry for my bad English, I'm Japanese, and not so good at using English.

  • @conan900
    @conan900 7 років тому +689

    "Hey, look at that S-car go!"

    • @alfredvalrie5541
      @alfredvalrie5541 7 років тому +10

      conan900 joke was better in trading places but I commented the same thing

    • @akihiko8743
      @akihiko8743 6 років тому +1

      Such a delicious escargot

    • @filip2529
      @filip2529 6 років тому

      conan900 small car

    • @KrazeeClark
      @KrazeeClark 6 років тому +2

      I just watched that movie two hours ago. It's an oldie but a goodie. : )

    • @patrickharveyy
      @patrickharveyy 6 років тому +1

      conan900 oh please stop

  • @SubaruWRXspdManual
    @SubaruWRXspdManual 7 років тому +278

    Shit, I thought that thing was from the 2010's. I love it!

    • @dusanveselka3240
      @dusanveselka3240 6 років тому +17

      thats what i thougt - looks like a brand new model...

    • @torpmorp1324
      @torpmorp1324 5 років тому +9

      Dusan Veselka It could make a recognizable pizza taxi

    • @DennisAlexioAndyHug
      @DennisAlexioAndyHug 5 років тому

      For real

    • @engihere5434
      @engihere5434 5 років тому

      Why would you need a van like that?? Its so tinyyyy, if u need a van get those chevy work vans man

    • @TylerVogel1
      @TylerVogel1 5 років тому

      Why Nissan and Toyota thinks that they need to make utility vehicles for America i don't know but they got to stop!! We Americans are fully capable of making our own utility vehicles and have been doing it since the Ford model t went into mass production. Our American utility vehicles also aren't ugly besides chevys 2019 Silverado with that ugly ass grill. Fuck import trucks and suvs!!

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 5 років тому +88

    S-Cargo, Escargot. That's genuinely hilarious.

  • @Bandit-Darville
    @Bandit-Darville 8 років тому +303

    Can't wait for the Carmax appraisal on this puppy ^^

    • @kurucztamas6132
      @kurucztamas6132 8 років тому

      Bandit Darville me too

    • @davidbacon3163
      @davidbacon3163 8 років тому +3

      Since the odometer is in KM Carmax will not be able to give an offer. It will be the same thing that happened with they Skyline.

    • @LilianaAdel
      @LilianaAdel 8 років тому +7

      David Bacon Yeah, but getting the recreation will still be funny.

    • @DougDeMuro
      @DougDeMuro  8 років тому +6

      Sadly, probably.

    • @LilianaAdel
      @LilianaAdel 8 років тому +7

      Doug DeMuro "You're bring a snail to CarMax?! We appraise cars, Mr. DeMuro." Or something.

  • @jamesf9610
    @jamesf9610 5 років тому +132

    I'd be clipping some wires to those alert signals lol

    • @wordguystudios4.070
      @wordguystudios4.070 4 роки тому +3

      I would do the same, however, after living in Japan with cars that have the speed chime and the reverse chime, you get used to it.

  • @brotangyoust9252
    @brotangyoust9252 5 років тому +4

    We have them here in nz, they're used mainly as mobile adverts and delivery vans for small businesses. They serve a purpose and run alright for what they are. If your looking for a cruiser or a race car your in the wrong car but the rear compartments quite tall and good for signage. They don't rollover that easy either, they have a heavy floor and a light roof and get strenght from the curve of the roof rather than use a heavy structural frame up so high. For a florist, caterer or handyman they're great little workhorses that do catch the eye even if just for being so weird and let's be honest......fugly. They are also fairly reliable....I've seen some over 300k and still in decent shape after years of just being thrashed to bits by careless employees.

  • @okedokie
    @okedokie 8 років тому +520

    escargot, my car go, 160, swiftly... wait nvm

    • @javaking1000
      @javaking1000 8 років тому +5

      Tyler Smith you nailed that one - holy shit!

    • @psikot
      @psikot 8 років тому +12

      "look at that S car go" - Trading places

    • @ChrisRedfield1
      @ChrisRedfield1 8 років тому +1

      Tyler Smith - Awesome.

    • @lucatonyok8540
      @lucatonyok8540 8 років тому +5

      Tyler Smith hahah bigi bigi bigi your words just hypnotise me

    • @DeathtrapCult
      @DeathtrapCult 8 років тому +4

      LMAOOO comment of the day. +1 for biggie.

  • @Mikeywil0003
    @Mikeywil0003 8 років тому +133

    Why am I picturing like 17 Japanese people crammed in this thing? I dont think the fuel economy should be much of a complaint. It is not the fault of the vehicle, or nissan. This vehicle was designed to be a small urban delivery vehicle....not a highway cruiser. Im sure most of them never saw above 30-35mph in their life.

    • @lyleziska8958
      @lyleziska8958 6 років тому +13

      Mikey this van definitely isn't made for fat disgusting 500 pound americans for sure

    • @xenonram
      @xenonram 6 років тому

      FF M Says the country which has an entire support based around "fast disgusting 500 lb" men.

    • @lyleziska8958
      @lyleziska8958 6 років тому +3

      Andrew Delashaw and china owns your filthy, heart disease ridden pale people. What are you trying to prove?

    • @tangerinedream8987
      @tangerinedream8987 6 років тому

      Mikey true.

    • @mspenrice
      @mspenrice 6 років тому +3

      ...this thread went somewhere weird, very fast.
      Anyway, you're thinking more of Korea, China, and particularly Vietnam. Japan doesn't go much for the whole "cramming as many people into/onto a wholly unsuitable car or motorcycle" thing as seems to be common to a lot of the rest of southeast Asia. They're more about highly efficient public transport systems... which then end up heavily oversubscribed and with far too many people being literally shoved into them by special shoving officers. But on the roads themselves, rather more regulated and one seat / one seatbelt per person. Despite the tuner and drifter culture, the official stance on road safety is extremely strict. Hence the overspeed chimes and all that guff.

  • @HorizonFarming
    @HorizonFarming 5 років тому +201

    I'm really wondering how the back looks.
    Time for som GOOGLING

  • @Sanderopop
    @Sanderopop 6 років тому +99

    "S-Cargo, my car go, one sixty, swiftly"

  • @erikkovacs3097
    @erikkovacs3097 8 років тому +177

    The 76Mhz to 90Mhz FM radio isn't a quirk or the car per se but that is the Japanese frequency allocation for terrestrial FM radio.

    • @myar4931
      @myar4931 6 років тому +6

      Might make sense there, but bring it here, and boom, quirk. I bet you if someone in Japan had a car with radio stations up into the 108Mhz frequencies, they'd think it was crazy, too.
      What's Japanese for "I've got hundreds of stations of nothing but static"?

    • @Tpavra
      @Tpavra 6 років тому +4

      私は何百もの駅を持っていますが、

    • @mspenrice
      @mspenrice 6 років тому

      Thing is, most car radios should be adjustable to different regions. I've even had a walkman that let you choose between European, American and Asian frequency ranges plus the "weather band" up beyond normal FM, as well as at least a couple of different car radios that included similar instructions in their manuals. A modern tuner essentially is good for 76mhz through to 108mhz on FM (or 150ish for those with WB capability?), and about 130khz through several MHz for AM (LW to SW bands, encompassing the common 530~1610khz MW one), as it's just a software programmed PLL circuit, and the upper/lower limits on what it can tune are entirely artificial... and the same module is used for basically everything, including emergency, CB and marine frequency tuners, pretty much just stopping short of also being suitable for wireless microphones and walkie talkies (which start at ~170mhz and then push on towards the Ghz range, overlapping more with TV tuner and mobile phone frequencies than normal audio-only radio)

  • @joonathoon69
    @joonathoon69 5 років тому +159

    Doug: A quick turn = a quick rollover
    Me: *widebody it*

    • @sakeun5801
      @sakeun5801 5 років тому +9

      A real bisexual petrol-head I think it’s a joke

    • @xXnymphXx
      @xXnymphXx 4 роки тому +1

      @A real bisexual petrol-head lol chill its an inanimate object, no need to be so angry

  • @animeasy
    @animeasy 8 років тому +99

    Doug, you are unfairly fairly comparing the S-Cargo to US standards. the vehicle was one of several niche cars produced during that period byToyota, Nissan, and Daihatsu. As a delivery vehicle it was spot on. They were never seen on the highways of Japan, rather they were designed for the narrow confines of Japanese neighborhoods and seldom saw speeds of more than 40mph. As a delivery car it was very successful, and those huge cargo body panels made for a great graphics design slate. I'd want one if it can pass safety. in fact it can be imported as a classic since it's over 20 years old. just the thing for scooting around town, it's intended purpose. And the bell. it was standard equipment on all Japanese cars as a fuel economy measure. A savvy Japanese mechanic could disable it.

  • @M0ren025
    @M0ren025 8 років тому +324

    Doug would be a legend if he modified this

  • @coolomino
    @coolomino 5 років тому +69

    0:54
    Toyota AE86 Chimes
    DOUG DEMURO NEEDS TO REVIEW THE AE86!!

  • @MartyTheGamer
    @MartyTheGamer 8 років тому +910

    Anybody else think of Initial D when they heard the speed chime?

    • @susano7135
      @susano7135 8 років тому +36

      I did, I remembered it from the 86 before it got the formula atlantic engine

    • @Ogofire_Lee
      @Ogofire_Lee 8 років тому +3

      same here intial d lol

    • @chrisstark8996
      @chrisstark8996 8 років тому +42

      *Eurobeat intensifies*

    • @burnzy3210
      @burnzy3210 8 років тому

      yes!! :D

    • @stiliqn007
      @stiliqn007 8 років тому +12

      *EUROBEAT TRIGGERED* DEJA VU!... XD

  • @CTSoleCollector
    @CTSoleCollector 8 років тому +141

    I'm sure it would make a great drift car

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt 8 років тому +2

      Sarcasm or not, it is small, front wheel drive, and narrow tire'd. Should be pretty easy to skid about.

    • @CTSoleCollector
      @CTSoleCollector 8 років тому +28

      Dragon Butt yeah if you like skidding on the roof

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt 8 років тому +22

      Pebble Crawler
      Naw, just go till you hear the speed chime and hard left!

    • @FrenchValleyAirport
      @FrenchValleyAirport 8 років тому +6

      you could neutral drop this thing at redline and it still probably wouldnt chirp the tires

    • @cybersonic9364
      @cybersonic9364 6 років тому +1

      Dragon Butt-I was searching for this comment-INITIAL D!

  • @fordxbgtfalcon
    @fordxbgtfalcon 4 роки тому +43

    It says “no smoking “ in Japanese under the ashtray..... wtf?

    • @wordguystudios4.070
      @wordguystudios4.070 4 роки тому +2

      heh, every Japanese person I knew who drove has smoked in the car at some point of time while I was in it. I saw people when I was driving around smoking and driving. Some were on their phone while smoking and driving. Japanese people are pretty crazy.

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium 7 років тому +100

    Half these quirks make sense if you realize this car was designed to drive in-town its entire existence, quickly delivering goods back and forth. Not for passengers, not for luxury or cruising. I mean, you might as well review a Bobcat. This is a company vehicle. Here's the quirkiest part, half the vehicle is the storage area and you don't show it!

    • @rudolphguarnacci197
      @rudolphguarnacci197 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, he seems to miss the point because his head's up his friggin' butt sometimes.

    • @JaayyMan
      @JaayyMan 5 років тому +3

      Exactly he didn't even show the storage area and the entire point of the vehicle is to carry stuff 😆

    • @drew_porter806
      @drew_porter806 5 років тому +2

      @@rudolphguarnacci197 How does he miss the point? He never claimed the car was supposed to be a Rolls-Royce, he's laughing at what a goofy car this is, it doesn't matter what it's for, it's a goofy car.
      In his other video he pointed out that as goofy of a car this is he still likes it, and chose this over other Japanese cars he had available

    • @rudolphguarnacci197
      @rudolphguarnacci197 5 років тому +1

      @@drew_porter806 yeah, i had just discovered doug and didn't get him. He's funny. I've been binge eatchin' him.

    • @schregen
      @schregen 5 років тому

      A vehicle with a lot of storage area is NOT QUIRKY! 🍄

  • @charlieminaj2049
    @charlieminaj2049 6 років тому +303

    I thought that was 2098 car

    • @S.W633
      @S.W633 5 років тому

      Its charles Here LMAFO

  • @DogeyOfficial
    @DogeyOfficial 4 роки тому +29

    4:18 also, the spare tire? Located in the back, under the floor, no, under the passenger seat

    • @bop3752
      @bop3752 4 роки тому +7

      That is indeed what he said

    • @DogeyOfficial
      @DogeyOfficial 3 роки тому

      Lol I have 20 likes ty

  • @kwhalo4217
    @kwhalo4217 8 років тому +64

    God damn all those quirks. It would make it a bitch to own...
    I WANT ONE!!!

    • @JDMsubaruGuy
      @JDMsubaruGuy 8 років тому

      lol!!

    • @deciusvarus
      @deciusvarus 8 років тому +1

      One things for sure. Those windshield replacement insurance scammers would leave you the hell alone.

    • @tezzrterry7485
      @tezzrterry7485 8 років тому

      Some of them have a big sunroof option, which is vinyl, and leaks.

    • @1blisslife
      @1blisslife 8 років тому

      I would do an engine swap on it. I don't like tires that stick out of cars like a sore thumb, but for the sake of safety... I would do that to the S-cargo. I think people would definitely stare at it either way.

    • @technologyproductions-ye3px
      @technologyproductions-ye3px 7 років тому

      Phillip Jernigan get a aftermarket car stereo and figure out how to get rid of that sound if you want this car

  • @evanleo7633
    @evanleo7633 8 років тому +128

    now I know why there is a beeping sound in the anime initial D

    • @diazzsama
      @diazzsama 8 років тому +4

      yeah finally after years watching it.

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt 8 років тому +2

      Or you could, you know, read the manga. It explains it in the first few chapers.

    • @ballista7367
      @ballista7367 8 років тому +1

      I've read it twice can you tell me what chapter exactly?

    • @dragonbutt
      @dragonbutt 8 років тому +1

      Luis Madero If i can remember i will tell you lol. Its a scene where Takumi and Itsuki are together and hes flipping out. Says something along the lines of "And that stupid speed alarm, shut up!".

    • @jebbush8491
      @jebbush8491 8 років тому +7

      But there is no Eurobeat with the manga.

  • @WTMNNJR
    @WTMNNJR 3 роки тому +2

    There are 3 Nissans I want. R32, Cummins Titan ,and this little thing. I just love the chime for some reason.

  • @jaredj631
    @jaredj631 8 років тому +198

    What's the deal with this guy. He never shows the engine!!!

    • @SAMann729
      @SAMann729 8 років тому +6

      I read that in Rodney Dangerfield's voice XD

    • @Mamo878
      @Mamo878 8 років тому +28

      What's the deal with this guy. He never shows the cargo area!!!
      And it's called the S-_Cargo_!

    • @mrfats0
      @mrfats0 8 років тому +10

      It's because he's a fake. His real interest is to fool people into thinking he is a car guy.

    • @mrpoohbearlvr
      @mrpoohbearlvr 8 років тому +3

      THANK YOU! Thought i was the only one that noticed he didnt say a word about it, let alone show it!

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 7 років тому +1

      Zedword there are more parts to a car than just an engine, lol. but he should still talk about everything. that is why saabkyle and alexonautos are the best

  • @JamesJones-xb8bx
    @JamesJones-xb8bx 8 років тому +146

    Try tightening the screw so the side mirrors stay in place once adjusted.

  • @entenmanny3061
    @entenmanny3061 Рік тому +2

    I driven an S - Cargo as a utility vehicle at NAVSTA Yokosuka, Japan. It's not all that bad. A lot of U.S. Servicemember I know of stationed in Yokosuka drove it too, and they seem to like it. 👍

  • @smokeywaffle1781
    @smokeywaffle1781 8 років тому +141

    please do a video where you Uber with ir

  • @Ballacha
    @Ballacha 7 років тому +193

    it literally says "车内禁烟(no smoking in the car)" on the ashtray lmao

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 6 років тому +1

      Stick it out the window :)

    • @SarahLJP
      @SarahLJP 6 років тому +3

      It's 車内禁煙 [shanai kin'en]. 车内禁烟 [chē nèi jìnyān] is simplified Chinese (Mandarin).

    • @Buonarotti10
      @Buonarotti10 6 років тому +1

      This is a used car and the former owner must have put the sign there.

    • @ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx
      @ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx 6 років тому +1

      @@SarahLJP I thought the car was made only for the JDM

    • @SarahLJP
      @SarahLJP 6 років тому

      @ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx I don’t know what JDM means. Also, what does it have to do with my post?

  • @kenjimatsuoka
    @kenjimatsuoka 5 років тому +6

    S cargo was a very popular delivery VAN in Japan in the 1990s.
    Owner was paint a shop logo at the car.

  • @pringlelays159
    @pringlelays159 8 років тому +87

    Umm i dont think the mirrors are a quirk, thats probably a broken mount

    • @thebigwarthog
      @thebigwarthog 8 років тому +59

      the ball joint sleeve is probably worn out.

    • @andrewpoore7678
      @andrewpoore7678 8 років тому +2

      Pringle Lays happens all the time in my ranger

    • @slitor
      @slitor 7 років тому +1

      I think I saw a screw hole at the base, maybe use that to tighten it up?

    • @BertPaulson
      @BertPaulson 7 років тому +3

      Used to have that problem with my Ranger's mirrors until I finally took them off and tightened up the springs. Amazing what a little maintainance will do.

  • @ShiftRGaming
    @ShiftRGaming 6 років тому +160

    Wow the quirks are quirky

  • @fargosupreme
    @fargosupreme 5 років тому +67

    Is it me or does the paint job on this car look new

    • @javeydones5163
      @javeydones5163 5 років тому +6

      Cartel Gang Gaming uhhhh kinda, it’s a weird eggshell color that they don’t put on Modern cars.

  • @j0hnnykn0xv1lle
    @j0hnnykn0xv1lle 8 років тому +58

    i have the NISMO S Cargo

  • @tboodman
    @tboodman 8 років тому +73

    that's a sweet coupe

  • @ahsanqidwai5100
    @ahsanqidwai5100 Рік тому +3

    This never gets old

  • @Theferrariguy
    @Theferrariguy 8 років тому +186

    didn't takumis 86 make that sound in initial d

    • @NayAKAZRULES
      @NayAKAZRULES 8 років тому +7

      Theferrariguy5 yes

    • @cottarevan2130
      @cottarevan2130 8 років тому +16

      Theferrariguy5 yes! first thing I thought of. Man I'd love to drive it on the highway just for the initial-D vibes.

    • @ZerotheWanderer
      @ZerotheWanderer 8 років тому

      Yeah, it was a different tone though. If I remember correctly, it was a 2 tone one, like a soft "ding dong". I honestly wouldn't mind that either in a real 86.

    • @ethancedrik
      @ethancedrik 8 років тому

      Nissan 240SX's with the pop up headlights make this chime when your key is in the ignition instead of the usual beep beep heard in other cars

    • @1blisslife
      @1blisslife 8 років тому +1

      some cars make that noise when you forget to turn off the lights after switching the car off & taking the key off.

  • @alexnicol5350
    @alexnicol5350 6 років тому +279

    hey that speed chime sounds like the ae86 speed chime #InitialD 😤

    • @chrismackay9268
      @chrismackay9268 6 років тому +55

      Hahah when I was a teenager I bought a genuine AE86 chime and installed in it my car so I could be like Takumi.
      God I was an idiot back then.

    • @obliviousmode575
      @obliviousmode575 6 років тому +5

      That’s what I thought too!

    • @zyonrjohnson
      @zyonrjohnson 6 років тому +4

      the famous initial D chime

    • @PixTure
      @PixTure 6 років тому +2

      I thought that

    • @MrKrabs-we7el
      @MrKrabs-we7el 5 років тому +2

      0:55

  • @CollinPope
    @CollinPope 4 роки тому +9

    Doug didn’t say THIS at the start of the video, now the universe is going to collapse

  • @kaox44
    @kaox44 6 років тому +133

    Doug, if you were a car....this car would be you. I swear, the shape of the car matches your head...ADORABLE!

  • @iHaveTheDocuments
    @iHaveTheDocuments 8 років тому +898

    I thought basically all Japanese imports radio's are like that.

    • @MrCargod05
      @MrCargod05 8 років тому +28

      Mike Morris they are. they use different frequencies if I remember correctly.

    • @DougDeMuro
      @DougDeMuro  8 років тому +58

      Yeah, I assume so. Same situation with speed chime, turn signals/wipers, etc. Still interesting!

    • @MrCargod05
      @MrCargod05 8 років тому +13

      Doug DeMuro do the windows on the s cargo work like the Subaru SVX, where you're able to have the windows down while it's raining?

    • @TheCuber2400
      @TheCuber2400 8 років тому +15

      They are. Japan and the US just decided to have commercial radio broadcast at different ranges. Japanese radio, according to Doug here, goes from 76MHz to 90MHz. American radio goes from 87.5MHz to 108MHz.

    • @ewatfred
      @ewatfred 8 років тому +66

      "WOWWAAAHHH THIS CAR IS CRAAAZZYYY IT OBEYS JAPANESE AUTO SPECIFICATIONS WHAAAAT?!?!?!"
      -Doug.

  • @Albani310
    @Albani310 5 років тому +20

    S-Cargo the type of car you draw on 1st grade

  • @Virtualmix
    @Virtualmix 7 років тому +8

    Just realized it's called an S-Cargo because it looks like an escargot (french for snail) GENIUS!

  • @fortunateson6070
    @fortunateson6070 8 років тому +605

    Buys a car because it is quirky, complains about it's quirks.

    • @StopTheImpossible
      @StopTheImpossible 6 років тому +30

      Casey Urquhart he's not really complaining as much he's pointing them out. I'd do the same thing, its what brings in his dough

    • @Freddy454x72
      @Freddy454x72 6 років тому +6

      doug,the kind of guy

    • @1nonlybrady
      @1nonlybrady 6 років тому +5

      Basically his whole channel

    • @tangerinedream8987
      @tangerinedream8987 6 років тому +1

      Casey Urquhart you just made a meme I think?👏

  • @costa2984
    @costa2984 5 років тому +2

    You are 100% the most entertaining car reviewer of all time. I love watching your videos!

  • @deeznutzanotherone8152
    @deeznutzanotherone8152 7 років тому +104

    Skip to 5:20 to see Doug turn into his Alien form for a brief moment.

  • @Amagansett1680
    @Amagansett1680 5 років тому +24

    Still has more views than Doug's Toyota Supra Turbo review. Respect the quirky cars.

  • @ebzn2801
    @ebzn2801 4 роки тому +2

    I knew I recognized that "chime". I had a 1991 Pathfinder in highschool. My dad still has it and has over 400k on the original engine, trans, etc.. it simply won't die. Anyway, it has the same chime. Which is, interestingly, a mechanical device with two different bells and hammers.

  • @brianpowell2298
    @brianpowell2298 8 років тому +17

    -Bad news, Doug DeMauro was killed a a car wreck.
    -Doing 120 in his Viper?
    -No, parallel parking his s-cargo
    Dear Doug, I like your channel. Please sell this abomination.

  • @infiltr80r
    @infiltr80r 8 років тому +48

    It's made for the Japanese market, so of course it has Japanese frequencies for the radio.

    • @beavis6363
      @beavis6363 8 років тому +18

      I kept thinking that during a lot of his critical comments. It's obviously a city street delivery vehicle. You don't usually expect to hit 60MPH or worry about roll overs during city driving. It would be like complaining of a Porsche's endless shortcomings as a dump truck.

    • @infiltr80r
      @infiltr80r 8 років тому +3

      beavis6363
      Exactly. Japan is full of tiny vans and "trucks" that rarely hit 60MPH. This was probably used as something like a postal service truck in smaller japanese towns.

  • @crabhater9373
    @crabhater9373 Місяць тому

    This is the only Doug review that I keep coming back to

  • @CheekyMonkey1776
    @CheekyMonkey1776 6 років тому +203

    I spent some time in Japan, Hong Kong and Taiwan in the 80's and remember those little vans. We always laughed because when it rained they would all stall out on the road. We would pass dozens dead with drivers sitting inside, waiting for the rain to stop.

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 6 років тому +38

      Cheeky Monkees You wouldn't have seen many outside of Japan in the 80s because they were released in '89.

    • @jacksbob265
      @jacksbob265 6 років тому +2

      Multicabs weakness are flood and mild rainfall.

    • @Network126
      @Network126 5 років тому +12

      Why do they stall from rain?

    • @schregen
      @schregen 5 років тому +1

      @@Network126 the cars don't like rain. That's why they stall 🍄

    • @bingobongo1615
      @bingobongo1615 5 років тому +3

      Never seen a Japanese S-Cargo stop in the rain... not to mention in Japan your boss would kill you if you waited because of rain and not to mention it came out in 89... what car did you see again?

  • @mspenrice
    @mspenrice 6 років тому +29

    Small UA-cam Pedant note: 100km/h is 62.5mph ... so if you do 63mph the chime comes on ;)
    Though of course you can probably find where it is and disconnect it.
    The frantic gearing is probably because it's intended for the rather mountainous terrain of Japan, especially the rural areas where you might be doing little deliveries around. You need to be able to grind up the steep grades with a heavy load and a small engine. But then when you've got to the top and are almost out of fuel, you can just coast all the way back to the bottom. And there are loads of little mom & pop fuel stations all over the place, though they tend to only be open during regular business hours. Good for the hard working courier in a Kei van, not so good if you're using one to go visit someone at the other end of the country on your day off... But, hey, you've got loads of space to carry spare jerrycans in.
    ...also it's just cheaper that way than providing a proper 4-speed auto, and I think there were - at least for a while - California-esque rules against fitting manual gearboxes to Kei cars/vans (makes it harder to implement nannying speed limiters, for example, and you can then issue Kei-only licenses that include an "auto only" restriction, easier to pass but limits what you can drive)... but autos tend to need more space under the hood, and there's not a great deal of room left in that tiny engine bay after installing the engine itself. It looks even smaller than that provided for the March / Micra that the van is originally based on, in fact, so you'd probably only have fit a 4-speed manual in there.
    So with only a limited range of ratios available and a need to have at least a super low first gear for hauling heavy packages over really steep hills, the top end suffers instead. I mean, hey, you're not legally allowed to go over 100km/h anyway, and will likely be spending a lot of time on roads with 80km/h, 60km/h, or even lower speed limits, so what's the problem? (similar in concept to the Daihatsu Midget which has a 4-speed manual - the benefit of being RWD with all the drivetrain parts under the floor instead of in front of the cabin - that tops out no higher than 15mph in 1st, and as a result is also basically on the rev limiter at 101k... ie it's more like a Jeep's 3-speed-plus-crawler-gear setup).
    Take that same thing and put it on a US freeway and it's massively out of its depth, sort of like trying to ride a moped under the same conditions, or even a 1950s British budget car... just revving itself into an early grave. The engine itself is probably good for the better part of 100mph on the flat, though, so it might be worth investigating if there's any kind of transmission swap, or at least final drive re-gearing options available, if you're never going to carry anything particularly heavy in it or drive up super steep hills.

    • @sil9526
      @sil9526 5 років тому +4

      don't get me wrong this is all good information but did you have to type up a full on essay

    • @BlackOpSource
      @BlackOpSource 5 років тому +3

      I just bought a kei van, a '93 Honda Acty, and this is all very accurate. My first gear is basically a crawler gear, so I start in second. The gearing is very short, which means the thing is surprisingly punchy around town despite having only 42 horsepower, but it tops out at about 75mph, which I think may be due to the rev limiter in fifth, but it's hard to be sure since it lacks a tachometer. Basically it's an ideal work van for the Japanese countryside - you can even spray it out with a hose if you want - but on the highway it would be highly suspect. I kind of wonder if you could swap the longer final drive out of a Honda Beat, with which it shares a powertrain.
      Regarding the S-Cargo, it shares a powertrain with the OG Sentra, which was sold in the US with a 3AT, 4MT, and 5MT transaxle, so the idea of regearing it isn't totally impossible, but at that point you've spent enough money to probably buy a used Ford Transit, so nah.

  • @dchriston850
    @dchriston850 5 років тому +2

    Gary the snail vinyl wrap is a must!

  • @philzrad
    @philzrad 8 років тому +56

    Curved windshield? That's like Tesla Model X status!! WIN.

  • @BrendanMacWade
    @BrendanMacWade 8 років тому +42

    The radar detector is hilarious. Or is that some sort of disk drive?

    • @mitlacek
      @mitlacek 8 років тому +5

      i think thats some prehistoric "driver/vehicle identification device" for company/toll booths

    • @Dogapult
      @Dogapult 8 років тому +10

      it IS for toll booths, but it's not prehistoric. They're called ETC cards. they identify your car (when there's a card in them) and automatically pay your toll for the expressway.

    • @IanHobday
      @IanHobday 8 років тому +7

      Brendan A. MacWade That's an Electronic Toll Collection (ETC) reader. You put your ETC card into it and Japanese road tolls get charged to your credit card. Besides being convenient you get toll discounts for paying by ETC instead of cash.

    • @Banks4004
      @Banks4004 8 років тому

      i finally know what that thing was on my half cut

    • @snoopdogie187
      @snoopdogie187 8 років тому

      So, basically, its a better version of the easy pass and all those other similar things we have here in the US....

  • @Djarra
    @Djarra 4 роки тому +2

    I used to drive one of these briefly through a job I had. However the one I had was made in the Nissan plant in the UK in the mid 90s so slightly different. It lacked the rear seat, which as I understand it is only there to get a lower tax band in Japan and quite common on Japanese commercial vehicles. Being made in the UK meant it had a UK radio (which would have been as useless in the US but worked in the UK) but the most interesting feature was the ash tray was swapped out with an optional Motorolla/Bosch phone cradle so you could charge your Motorolla or Bosch badged phone as you drove. At the time these were the most common cell phoned in the UK so very useful. But you could remove it and replace it with a drink holder, the ash tray or the same unit in a sedan could have a Bosch taximeter if you were using the car as a taxi. There may have been other options.
    The biggest difference was the UK ones had an electric motor. But only a 10 mile range.

    • @wangdangdoodie
      @wangdangdoodie 4 роки тому

      The S cargo (the S stands for small, ie. small cargo - but the name is a pun on escargot) was never made in the UK, in fact it was never even officially imported into the UK, all S cargots on UK roads are 'grey' imports. The S cargo was, along with the Figaro, the Be-1 and the Pao models, made exclusively at the Nissan Pike factory in Japan and are known as Nissans Pike cars.

    • @Djarra
      @Djarra 4 роки тому

      @@wangdangdoodie I was told the electric ones were made in Sunderland, although maybe they just did the electric motor and drivetrain. The one I used was part of a sponsorship with the Arts Council so maybe they only gave them out rather than sold them.
      My guess is they would no longer be road legal as regulations for electric vehicles changed over the years.

  • @Abby_Liu
    @Abby_Liu 8 років тому +85

    the japanese words say 'no smoking in the car'. so uh it's right next to the tray so uh

    • @chrishuber8930
      @chrishuber8930 6 років тому +7

      Abby Liu must have been government car

    • @globetlottel
      @globetlottel 6 років тому +1

      Chris Huber highway police? 😂

    • @GetToHellOut
      @GetToHellOut 6 років тому +3

      Probably because its a used car. You know, 'coz this is 1980-s car. So previous owner, which was some company, would put this sticker on the ashtray because it has such policy.

  • @martijnbruggers8694
    @martijnbruggers8694 8 років тому +171

    Doug howmany cars have you had in your entire life?

    • @abadibi
      @abadibi 8 років тому +102

      more than you can afford pal

    • @zxibit3081
      @zxibit3081 8 років тому +18

      Aba Dibi Ferrari

    • @boomboomjejemon
      @boomboomjejemon 8 років тому +10

      Ferrari

    • @abadibi
      @abadibi 8 років тому

      Zxibit youre right

    • @gbekkema
      @gbekkema 8 років тому +27

      That's a pretty douchy answer.. douchbag

  • @kowalskidiazdegeras9190
    @kowalskidiazdegeras9190 5 років тому +3

    Actually, the steering wheel is inspired from the Citroën design on the DS, ID, CX and the early units of the XM, when they finally introduced airbags for the driver.
    This wheel design was a safety feature: back into the days of the DS (1955-1975), with no airbags, the "one radius" steering wheel prevented further damage when a collision happens: it can bend and absorb the shock of the driver on it. Otherwise, you'd collide with a stiff piece of metal that would broke your chest!
    As I said, it was replaced by airbags in the mid-90's, which are obviously much better protectors (but make steering wheels less cool)

  • @aaronelsen5287
    @aaronelsen5287 6 років тому +89

    You didn't mention that S-Cargo is a double entendres, not only meaning snail, but also "small cargo"

    • @RieRose
      @RieRose 5 років тому +1

      He did in the first video he posted about this car

  • @amass16
    @amass16 8 років тому +37

    but does it have a bumper to bumper warranty?

  • @tahsintalukder4937
    @tahsintalukder4937 3 роки тому +2

    "The back seat doesn't lock in place,
    The back seat has not seatbelt,
    And the back seat has no legroom,
    Other than that though, it's a highly functional and useful back seat"
    It was hilarious! 🤣

  • @alcyon2sp
    @alcyon2sp 6 років тому +5

    The reverse buzzer is very useful. I once forgot i was still in reverse gear , and was about the nail the throttle thinking I already shifted to D. Well I stopped because of the buzzing sound , otherwise I would have destroyed my rear lights hitting the elevated barrier behind my car.

  • @tjfSIM
    @tjfSIM 8 років тому +286

    3:22 - that is the same with all right hand drive cars - hardly Nissan's fault if you choose to import a RHD car into the US!

    • @XLesky
      @XLesky 8 років тому +8

      tjf4375 Yep, we get the same problem with cars designed in Europe and built in right hand drive. indicators and wipers on wrong sides of the column

    • @frankdn109
      @frankdn109 8 років тому +3

      Same in New Zealand.

    • @MaartenvanHeek
      @MaartenvanHeek 8 років тому +7

      XLesky I don't know if this makes sense at all, but maybe the logic is that the indicator switch is always on the driver's side.

    • @nerd1000ify
      @nerd1000ify 8 років тому +7

      Not 100% true- the right hand drive version of the Mk IV Ford Mondeo has the indicator lever on the left, presumably because Ford just relocated the existing left hand drive steering wheel and column to the right side of the car. This was very confusing to me when I first drove one...

    • @technologyproductions-ye3px
      @technologyproductions-ye3px 7 років тому +3

      cars from Europe at least have the driver seat in the right place

  • @mayukh9913
    @mayukh9913 4 роки тому +12

    Who else came here from the auction of this same car on Cars & Bids?

  • @Bahraini_Carguy
    @Bahraini_Carguy 7 років тому +4

    I already mentioned this before but the whole *Chime thing actually exist in the Middle Eastern spec cars, GCC Spec Cars* to be exact (UAE, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar and Oman). All the cars officially sold here must have this feature installed and the only difference between here and japan is that it's 120 KM/H instead of simply 100 KM/H. How the car chime or dings depends on the manufacturer of the car. Something like a *Chevrolet or Ford* would beep only once and stops, a *Mazda MX5 ND* will ding several times before it stops and something like a *Toyota Camry* would simply never shut up until you slow down. My mum used to own a 1992 Toyota Cressida GL and it sounds almost exactly like that S-Cargo when it goes 120. A Modern car will sound more similar to the No-Seat Belts chime.

  • @thesrtsuperb8e627
    @thesrtsuperb8e627 7 років тому +55

    It beeps over 60 but there's a radar detector on the dash 😂

    • @straightpipediesel
      @straightpipediesel 3 роки тому

      That's not a radar detector, it's a Japanese Electronic Toll Collection transponder, like E-ZPass. Most Japanese freeways are privately owned and tolled. Whereas the US has RFID stickers or at most battery-powered toll tags, the Japanese had to invent an overly complex system that requires hardwired 12V and smart cards.

  • @ZeidGho
    @ZeidGho 4 роки тому +2

    Back when there was only Quirks, with no Features

  • @ekdromoi
    @ekdromoi 8 років тому +11

    not gonna lie, I cant name a single thing i like about it
    but i want one

  • @Grenyas
    @Grenyas 8 років тому +7

    1:24 That feature could be handy for those people that are prone to crashing into convenience stores.

  • @meyekull
    @meyekull 4 роки тому +2

    a local coffee shop in my area uses one of these as a mascot. they have a real one i see around town sometimes.

  • @positronicfeed
    @positronicfeed 7 років тому +36

    That's the case for all JDM cars. Japanese FM band ends at 90.

  • @b-pinpandey8582
    @b-pinpandey8582 8 років тому +6

    dude that steering wheel is hilarious😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CarlosRios1
    @CarlosRios1 5 років тому +4

    The chime is not annoying it's used to permanently traumatize your friends when going down Mt. Akina.

  • @Georgeeph
    @Georgeeph 8 років тому +45

    nice toyota land cruiser sweater Doug.

  • @abdullaharshad5350
    @abdullaharshad5350 7 років тому +23

    The headlight looks like pop up head lights

  • @lknight5579
    @lknight5579 Рік тому +1

    I saw one of these in the wild today and immediately thought of you, Doug.

  • @Beanjuice
    @Beanjuice 8 років тому +5

    I used to hate your face. I don't know why...but somehow I've come to actually like your videos.

  • @aki_xd4334
    @aki_xd4334 5 років тому +24

    Lol. That car is now serving pizzaXD XD😂😂😂😂

  • @rnt__
    @rnt__ 3 роки тому +2

    Love those little cars. Nissan should made more!

  • @NotQuiteMelvin
    @NotQuiteMelvin 7 років тому +9

    LOL THIS CAR LITERALLY HAS NO LEG ROOM
    Next time someone complains show them THIS

  • @dcanmore
    @dcanmore 8 років тому +7

    these vans were essentially sold as art (around 8000 made) through Nissan's 'Cherry Stores' along with the Nissan Figaro, Pao and Be-1. Known as Pike cars as they were built at Nissan's Pike factory. They weren't meant to be practical or amazing, just unique and attention/talking points for Nissan retailers in their showroom windows. All of the Pike cars together sold around 80,000 units between 1988-91 and achieved cult status in years to come.

  • @Packerm87
    @Packerm87 4 роки тому +1

    This is by far the most comical car review ever. Him trying to keep the backseat up. LMAO

  • @TransAmsandDashcams
    @TransAmsandDashcams 8 років тому +7

    I kinda want Doug to stance the shit out of this thing with some hellaflush rimzzzz