Dreams can be subconscious so it'll just simulate what would happen in a situation like that. Amir obviously knows that Jake has been opposing him for 10 years straight. Actually believing it is wrong is different. It would be different if it was something he scripted.
The police contacting Jake when they find Amir passed out suggests either (a) that Amir some sort of "if found, call this number" type note, or (b) that this sort of thing happens often enough that they know who to contact. Both seem equally plausible.
My mom left the house early one morning saying she was gonna go join the gym. Instead she just bought gym clothes saying they would motivate her lol that’s why I’m here again, 5 years later 😂😂
@@Raso8k A lack of compression pants would mean you don't have any of them. A lack of zero compression pants would mean you do have compression pants which is a very strange way to say you have compression pants. It's an even more bizarre statement when it's in the context of Amir listing his problems, like he's saying one of his problems is that he owns compression pants but saying it in a strange way. It's not even really a clever joke, it's just another example of Amir not knowing what words mean and it's easy to miss how that statement actually doesn't make any sense.
I love how even in Amir's dreams, Jake is belittling him at every turn.
Ik
Jake is actually a really good friend who only belittles Amir because he knows Amir enjoys it
And his dream woman is just himself in a wig.
except when jake went into R-ickk-kky off--fice during couple therapist
Don’t kink shame him
I like the fact that jake is apparently amirs emergency contact
Wally Adeogun cause his dad keeps frickin moving!
Well it would be his dad, but guess what!?!
Scoob did he frickin move?
@@dannypreklas he frickin move not once but thrice
That’s his only contact
The moment Jake started laughing you knew it was a dream.
I went to sports authority, and I got calm.
One of the best JandA quotes ever
Im a little lost, whats the significance?
Steezboy3000 Stupidity lol.
.... what?
@@Steezboy3000I’m pretty sure it’s the “keep calm and…” shirts. At least that’s my understanding
Poor amir. Even in his wildest fantasy jake is being mean to him.
I guess he gets off on it at this point
I love that little "dew!" Amir does at the end.
gives me life
Amir actually runs marathons. They talked about it on their podcast.
+Ihsan Mujdeci He's trying to be an athlete
You could tell that he was in shape during his stretch
Oi ishan u pleb
wasnt that a joke? what episode?
Like he said he's a Triathelete, as in he is trying To be an athlete.
I think this might be my favorite Jake and Amir episode.
Init
Considering that Amir dreams of Jake calling him out on everything, does that mean he's actually self-aware of every dumb thing he does?
Had the exact same thought! He is self aware enough to know the choices he is making will disappoint Jake yet it appears he cant help himself.
I think he gets off on it
I think he just recognizes that Jake thinks most of what he does is stupid. He doesn't really grasp why.
Dreams can be subconscious so it'll just simulate what would happen in a situation like that. Amir obviously knows that Jake has been opposing him for 10 years straight. Actually believing it is wrong is different. It would be different if it was something he scripted.
Amir is an unpaid consultant, I feel like he doesn't have to show up to work on time.
You know he does have hundreds of millions of dollars?
The cop in this video is the same guy who amir payed a thousand dollars to leave a meeting, what a change of pace for him!
Sigee
+Elite nice IASIP reference
+HIKAJO paid
+Kevin Farrell I should be embarrassed of myself, thank you for the correction ;*
hey no worries man, i space out and mistype all the time haha
I like how at the start jake actually made the effort to treat Amir normally and asked him about his potential new hobby only for amir to fuck it up
i love the bit around 2:30 where amir sees himself in the wig and his smile kinda twitches coz he looks like he can't believe his own luck
Poor Amir. If only he had that arm warmer outside of his fantasy!
dont worry he's gonna live forever.
ConnorCreed3
He died and survived in Thanksgiving Scroll
"forget your friends and family, you're watching Jake and Amir!" "What, why?!" the beginnings to these don't get enough credit
"Turns out only thing he could be proud of is his son is a piece of shit", "why would he be proud of that?"
Seven years after this episode was produced and the try-athlete joke still makes me cackle.
I went to sports authority... and I got Calm!
the funniest part of this is the cop uniform at the end.
and the play on words with "weaknesses" and "weakness is"
This is the greatest sketch comedy show of all time
The police contacting Jake when they find Amir passed out suggests either (a) that Amir some sort of "if found, call this number" type note, or (b) that this sort of thing happens often enough that they know who to contact. Both seem equally plausible.
My mom left the house early one morning saying she was gonna go join the gym. Instead she just bought gym clothes saying they would motivate her lol that’s why I’m here again, 5 years later 😂😂
She went to sports authority, and she got calm
I like how the "girl" was credited to Amir at the end.
"We found him passed out outside of a Sports Authority shouting obscenities at strangers." Haha! ... wait, what?
omg jake is so funny when the song starts xD
2:17 That’s his real life smile 😊
This video never gets old
J: "Is he dead?"
COP: "Unfortunately no..."
Is it just me that LOVES that, on Jake's desk is a blue dalek and The Truth About Love by P!nk?
I just realized that the cop said they found him passed out shouting obscenities at people
I watch these guys over and over again
No wonder Amir is so delusional. His dreams match reality. Very depressing. LOL.
damn now I have to go watch the all gold everything vid. thanks Amir!
'twas a dream!
"What do you think my biggest weakness is, correction was my biggest weakness is" soooooo funny
I like how the second Amir doesn't even have a beard.
"We can't find a woman in the office willing to say that line."
"Oh well... Let's put Amir in a wig then."
How could Amir be passed out and shouting obscenities at strangers?
He's Amir. He's never NOT shouting obscenities.
+Chris P. Bacon I mean, he could've been like, sleep talking or something....
Jake: "Is he dead?"
Cop: "Unfortunately no, he's just sleepy and frozen."
Amir: "Woo"
2:31 that face never gets old
+Best Braai or at 2:26
This somehow became one of my newest favorite episodes
"I'm a triathlete - as in, I'm trying to be an athlete". XD
Oh God, that was my favorite part dude, that SO hilarious!
It's been less than a day and I already passionately hate the new comment system.
I love Jake and Amir, they are the only reason I'm subscribed to CH :P
0:39 Fox News
wrong
bunnyfaceperson123 howso?
Bill O'Reilly
*MSNBC I think is what u meant.
Alex Kane don't give your own comment a thumbs up
The intro was actually quite accurate.
2 of the greatest lines of anything ever are in this video
I finally get the “lack of zero compression pants” joke after all these years.
what's the joke
@@Raso8k
A lack of compression pants would mean you don't have any of them. A lack of zero compression pants would mean you do have compression pants which is a very strange way to say you have compression pants. It's an even more bizarre statement when it's in the context of Amir listing his problems, like he's saying one of his problems is that he owns compression pants but saying it in a strange way.
It's not even really a clever joke, it's just another example of Amir not knowing what words mean and it's easy to miss how that statement actually doesn't make any sense.
This makes so much more sense when you're high.
This was the first Jake and Amir I ever saw. I thought it was so crazy, but I had no idea how crazy it got.
2:45 "he's just sleepy and frozen" because some coward stole his arm warmer!
favourite episode of all time!!!!!
I havent watched Jake and Amir in a while. This is almost beter than seeing a realy good fried for the first time in a long time.
"Is he dead?"
"Unfortunately no..."
I died.
Love the new intro guys!
"is he dead?" "unfortunately no" hahah poor amir
best one in ages..
I love how you hear Vinny more than anyone.
I love JAKE AND AMIR
I've gotten the same 15 second subway commercial 4 videos in a row if I get one more I swear to god I will
Fav series
"Don't thank me i was being mean"
I'm gonna die of a lack of 0 oxygen now
Probably the first time I actually LOLed at a CH video
Jake still calls amir stupid even in his dream
Patagonia. It's a company that makes outdoor gear. It's also a region in southern South America.
That is my favorite into ever!
One of my favourite intros.
"Popped a molly, I'm sweatin" LMFAO
Forget your friends and family this is JAKE and AMIR!
Forget your friends and family.. this is jake and amir. HAHA.
"Is he dead?" "Unfortunately, no." LOL
This is such an under rated episode
Nice random cameo from Olmec from LOTHT. And the crazy thing is that I'm wearing a Silver Snakes shirt!
Love the new intro
popped a molly I'm sweating WHOO >>>> this video just made my life
Subscribed cause of this vid.
Ho-Lee GUAC! The cop at the end is the man himself. Sigy the freakin' Harnoff!
every god damn time i hear this song i see amir and lift my arms up
love the dalek in the background
I love the dalek in jake's background.
2:20 one of the best moments of jake and amir history
THERE'S A DALEK IN THIS VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i love how dru's policeman uniform is the same quality as if it were done for a bit on TCGS
FREAKING HILARIOUS
Oh.My.God, you can repeat a phrase said in the video that's amazing.
"Is he dead?" "Unfortunately, no."
I love how dream!Jake was exactly like regular Jake up until the end of the dream. XD
that legends of the hidden temple head is giving me serious nostalgia
2:40
Jake: Is he dead?
PC: Unfortunately no.
Me: LOL
Love the intro
OMF Jake, are you a Doctor Who fan? :D That little dalek on your desk is ADORABLE,
Loving the P!nk posters on Jakes desk xD
I wish I didn't know when my workday starts. These guys got the best job in the world, don't they
If they found Amir "Passed out in front of a Sports Authority" then how was he "yelling obscenites at strangers"? Something doesn't add up here...
college humor peak was jake and amir
University Humour, you do make me "chortle". Laugh out loud.
0:42 You have like, some sort of agenda...
me: dead
I didn’t know Siggy Harnoff was a cop
Lolol gotta be one of the best ones