The video even had subtitles showing you how to speak correctly. You still messed it up like you didn't pass 5th grade, though. But, yeah, go ahead and make a t-shirt that says exactly that.
Sorta like...the executive is trying to pick a secretary, all are equally qualified and skilled in the job. Ones a blonde, ones a brunette and one is raven haired, which does he pick? The one with the biggest tits.
You let him hit it raw You didn't have second thoughts Now you're a single mom Now you're a single mom You said "I'ma have this kid" Don't care if he's here or not But now you're a single mom Now you're a single mom Now you're a single (show the baby off, show the baby off)
@@michaelblaes9847 Michael was just thinking the same thing roughly that I needed a laugh we all need a laugh especially the way everyone gets upset over everything 😂
I remember Facebook . It use to be fun for me . Until I got into countless fights with people just for telling jokes . As soon as I deleted Facebook , my stress levels are non-existent . Anywhere that I have to watch what I say is not the place for me .
@@jahrusalem3658 Uh ok, well, let's see if I can do this without aggrivating the algorithm. You see, when two women love each other VERY MUCH, they do things... with their mouths... to each other... And sharp metal parts in one of their mouths could possibly cause a problem. Would you like to know more?
@@Pyroteknikid Oh it's that simple? I thought it was something more complicated but I guess I had it right the first time. Thanks for explaining friendo.
@@SvensktTroll Whether or not that is a good thing it may very well be an unavoidable outcome. You imply that you are not among the set of the condemned, how so?
2:18 "Opinions are like assholes; if you'd just relax, it won't hurt so much!" LMFAO!!!! The younger generations need to hear this SO MUCH!!! At the rate we're going, shampoo is going to be cancelled so that bald people are not offended. Grow a spine people!
Yeah you earned my subscription. That was the funniest shit I've heard in a while but now the people in the waiting room are looking at me like I'm a psycho, they heard every joke. 😂😂
Note: "You do not disappoint Skeletor" and "You do not disappoint, Skeletor" have two very different meanings. It's called the vocative comma. And it can save your career.
this...THIS is the reason why he-man and skeletor work so well as mortal enemies. he-man leaves us with introspective questions to ponder, whilst skeletor forces us to face inconvenient (yet oftentimes) vital truths.
WOW! I think we have found the next Vice-President! Get him over to Mar A Lago, for a meet 'n' greet with The Donald! And, get Zelensky on the phone, and tell him we ARE coming, to get our money back.
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 And, hundreds of billions in cash, for money laundering, bribes, quid pro quo, and a whole big basket of paying off organized crime. BTW, you know Lockheed is, strictly, a government contractor, right? Anything they do for any other company is put through gov't (oh, that means "government". I forgot, you wear a helmet, every time you are released from your padded, safe space) channels, to make sure all the cool kids get their cut. You have NO FUCKING IDEA OF HOW FUCKING BADLY FUCKED UP THE "REAL WORLD" IS!
Damn this is pretty damn great this is something I would have expected to see on UA-cam back in like 2007 when it first started... and of course what I mean is back when UA-cam wasn't so goddamn Woke and wasn't so damn pathetic protecting the feelings of people who don't know what bathroom they belong to. This takes me back to about 15 years ago when videos like this were more of the rule and less of the exception. This is the kind of comedy that a 90s kid could definitely appreciate. Subbed. 👍
"if the grass seems greener on the other side that might be because your not over there fucking it up" i need this on a T-shirt, ill buy several!
Arizona's message to Californians
The video even had subtitles showing you how to speak correctly. You still messed it up like you didn't pass 5th grade, though. But, yeah, go ahead and make a t-shirt that says exactly that.
Good stuff ❤
@Batmann_ Shut you’re mouth!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I agree. A tee shirt.
"the fat one's right." OH MY GOD THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT!!!
Save that for the holidays, I already put in my calendar 🗓️ notification 🔔 😂
i told you i was right lol
Sorta like...the executive is trying to pick a secretary, all are equally qualified and skilled in the job. Ones a blonde, ones a brunette and one is raven haired, which does he pick? The one with the biggest tits.
Yeah thats a gold line
"If you're better off than 4 years ago you must be an illegal alien" 🤣😂☠
Ouch. So true it hurts.
GOLD!
Hahahaha sad but true.
New T-SHIRT!!!
im in shithole CA, and this is 100% true.
Barbie: a woman's intuition is never wrong.
Skeletor: Way to many single mothers for that to be true.
You let him hit it raw
You didn't have second thoughts
Now you're a single mom
Now you're a single mom
You said "I'ma have this kid"
Don't care if he's here or not
But now you're a single mom
Now you're a single mom
Now you're a single (show the baby off, show the baby off)
too
This reel of jokes is offensive , distasteful , and downright mean... I approve!
There always the best jokes.
I just found this and I am hooked. I kept waiting for one that didn't make me laugh and was happy to be disappointed. I really needed that.
Now they need trans jokes. Those weirdo guys deserve it.
Skeletor, finally found his purpose 😂😂😂😂
@@michaelblaes9847 Michael was just thinking the same thing roughly that I needed a laugh we all need a laugh especially the way everyone gets upset over everything 😂
"To all of the men out there battling masturbation addiction..."
"I hope you beat it."
😂
😂
I beat it, again and again and again.... ... ... ...
I needed that....
😂🎉❤
That “is that as a school” joke was savage af?
Merciless lol
Pick up lines to use
Did not give a fuck
😂😂😂😂😂
*ass
The Victoria secret one is perfect.
She's hot.
About the only thing you can say about victory secret models lately
*all of them
The flavor changes when you get to the butt!😂
That's an over bite 💩
I was going with "they both give you cancer."
opinions like assholes everyone has ONE some stink
He's especially proud of the ones where he's running away and laughing. 😂
U SO RIGHT! 🤣
I noticed 😂
Warning: Falling asleep on Sunday causes Monday
I remember Facebook . It use to be fun for me . Until I got into countless fights with people just for telling jokes . As soon as I deleted Facebook , my stress levels are non-existent . Anywhere that I have to watch what I say is not the place for me .
Friday afternoon, you just finished the week, you blink a couple of times, and it's Monday morning.....
[insert Calling Bullshit meme]
@@santosmadrigal3702"Sometimes people suck..." ~Tom SE'GURRRAAAAAAA
@@fobbitoperator3620 SMIIITH!
That's one of my all-time favorite quotes. Tom Segura is one of best Japanese comedians out there!
"For orphans, every bag of chips os family sized"
I'm actually dead
Remember kids, opinions are like an orgasm. The only one I care about is mine, and I don't give a fuck if you have one or not! Until next time.....
I knew Skeletor was funny but I didn't realize how funny he was lol
"A boxcutter" is hilarious!
I don't get it, please explain. I hate not getting jokes.
@@jahrusalem3658 I'll tell you when you're older.
@@Pyroteknikid That stopped being funny when I left highschool. Please just explain the joke.
@@jahrusalem3658 Uh ok, well, let's see if I can do this without aggrivating the algorithm.
You see, when two women love each other VERY MUCH, they do things... with their mouths... to each other...
And sharp metal parts in one of their mouths could possibly cause a problem.
Would you like to know more?
@@Pyroteknikid Oh it's that simple? I thought it was something more complicated but I guess I had it right the first time. Thanks for explaining friendo.
😂🤚 “the fat one is right” this is one I can use! Thanks 🙏
Not gonna lie. I laughed at some of these.
You must be an illegal alien 👽
That's because most of them were funny.
Me too…the fat one is right, can also say the plan looking girl is…😅
Yeah… some!
😂😂😂😂
Thanks for not lying. And then pointing it out.
First good laugh I've had in a while 👍. Remember, it's not funny unless somebody gets offended.
Which means, in this day and age, everything is funny.
@@TruOnyxfireToo true
Skeletor for President 2024. 🇺🇸 💀
Just saw the debate. You're in luck, he's running.
@@aubreyleonae4108 they both looked like Skeletor.
@@RC-qf3mp yeah, I figured that could be seen either way, but failed to consider your option. I must agree with you, however. We are doomed.
@@aubreyleonae4108You were doomed long before now so the only good thing that can happen is a reboot with a new operating system 😊
@@SvensktTroll Whether or not that is a good thing it may very well be an unavoidable outcome. You imply that you are not among the set of the condemned, how so?
I battled with my mastur bation addiction twice today. I won, yet lost both times.
Its one pesky addiction. Because beating it causes it to come back.
"Opinions are like assholes....everyone has one, and they all stink."
They are all shitty
Only difference is I don't want to eat Kaley cuocos opinion 😋
Too bad you can only like something once because that should be about a million times like @@cod2573
If you see someone crying ask them, "Is it because of your haircut?"
2:18 "Opinions are like assholes; if you'd just relax, it won't hurt so much!"
LMFAO!!!! The younger generations need to hear this SO MUCH!!! At the rate we're going, shampoo is going to be cancelled so that bald people are not offended. Grow a spine people!
“It was shocking, outrageous, insulting. And I loved every minute of it”!
Yeah you earned my subscription. That was the funniest shit I've heard in a while but now the people in the waiting room are looking at me like I'm a psycho, they heard every joke. 😂😂
6 year old me: "skeletors so mean he-man's my hero"
40 year old me: "skeletors my spirit animal"
2:08 I nearly did a spit-take with that one! My sides are literally hurting right now.
It was awesome haha
Remember, kids:
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
🤣
Ok speaking as a lesbian the box cutter joke was awful... awfully funny and disturbingly accurate. lol
A lesbian with a sense of humor ? I call bs
Skeletor laughing and running off after some of those is what made me laugh the most
this is comedy gold. I needed the laugh. thank you. you definitely got a new subscriber.
Yooo the box cutter had me dying 😂
Old school character cracking current jokes brilliant!! 😂
Box cutter 😂😂😂
I got a good laugh at the babies just being fully baked cream pies. Clever colloquium.
God damn Skeletor starting off strong with the jokes.
this is just quality wisdom we should all live by.
"The flavor changes, when you get to the butt lmfao😅"
Ba Dum Tss! 🥁
Ok, that was absolutely frigging Hilarious! This is getting forwarded to a friend.
Appreciate it! 🙂
You do not disappoint skeletor! 😅
Note: "You do not disappoint Skeletor" and "You do not disappoint, Skeletor" have two very different meanings. It's called the vocative comma. And it can save your career.
Ah, to think, He-man & Skeletor were entertaining me when I was 6. Forty years later & Skeletor's gotten even better!
This was great. Even the skeletor voice is passable. The visuals were well done too. Neat idea and great entertainment. Had me laughing hard.
This made my day, thank you for posting. LMAO and I needed that.
Not sure how I ended up here… but I watched the whole dam thing and loved it 🤘🏻
"Ditto, Molly....ditto." 👻
This is awesome!
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
this...THIS is the reason why he-man and skeletor work so well as mortal enemies. he-man leaves us with introspective questions to ponder, whilst skeletor forces us to face inconvenient (yet oftentimes) vital truths.
Some of these are horrible…but that’s why they’re hilarious😂😂😂
This is fucking hilarious I need more skeletor
"Is that ass a school?"
Instant subscribe.
Thanks man! 😊
I'm DEFINITELY not an illegal alien.
Then ur not doing better now than 4 YRS ago...fact
This will never go mainstream. It's too good 💯
This is horribly disgusting… and I can’t stop laughing 🤣 😂😅
Absolutely awesome! Fk'n loved it! KEEP GOING!
Damn these were solid
I ain't laughed so hard in a while.
Omg the ass is a school one. The Victorias secret one is gold too.
Skeletor has improved since the eighties...
If these were in a voice remotely close to skeletor they'd be 10 times funnier.
🤖 It can be done. We have the technology 🤖
I totally agree!
I'm thinking Craig Fergusons' sidekick...
It is close to skeletors voice.
I lost my shit with the orphan joke with the bag of chips. 😂😂😂
I need more of these
Aurelius, Aquinas, Descartes. The Philosophers we want.
Skeletor. The Philosopher we Need.
Great Deadpool impressions!
This SHIET is seriously HILARIOUS! 😆🤣😂
🤔… absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣. New subscriber 👏🏼👏🏼
WOW! I think we have found the next Vice-President! Get him over to Mar A Lago, for a meet 'n' greet with The Donald! And, get Zelensky on the phone, and tell him we ARE coming, to get our money back.
You can find it at Lockheed Martin. No one ever told you that they send WEAPONS to Ukraine????
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 And, hundreds of billions in cash, for money laundering, bribes, quid pro quo, and a whole big basket of paying off organized crime. BTW, you know Lockheed is, strictly, a government contractor, right? Anything they do for any other company is put through gov't (oh, that means "government". I forgot, you wear a helmet, every time you are released from your padded, safe space) channels, to make sure all the cool kids get their cut. You have NO FUCKING IDEA OF HOW FUCKING BADLY FUCKED UP THE "REAL WORLD" IS!
Gen X approved jokes.
Just subscribed keep up the laughs 😉
Thanks man!
Damn you skeletor. Still the best villain
awesome stuff! Keep it coming!
Subbed. I like jokes I can't tell in public
HAHAHA Me too. But....I tell them ANYWAY !!!
2,5 seconds in and a chuckle, subscribed
Thanks man!
Awesome, Always got love for Skelitor
I wasn't ready for that first joke. 😂
This is amazing
Damn this is pretty damn great this is something I would have expected to see on UA-cam back in like 2007 when it first started...
and of course what I mean is back when UA-cam wasn't so goddamn Woke and wasn't so damn pathetic protecting the feelings of people who don't know what bathroom they belong to. This takes me back to about 15 years ago when videos like this were more of the rule and less of the exception.
This is the kind of comedy that a 90s kid could definitely appreciate. Subbed. 👍
I could not have put it any better myself. As a 90s kid myself, I completely agree.
I’m amazed and really glad that the YTPD hasn’t removed this yet.
🤪🤪👍🏻😎
I wasn't ready for the first one
That was actually pretty good lol
Just bumped into your channel with these Skeletor memes. Some were dark, many will offend. Good work, brother!
Him laughing as he runs away get me every time 😂
Hilarious😂thanks i needed some real comedy..awesome bro😂
“If you see someone crying, be sure to ask if it’s because of their haircut” seems like it should be directed at He-Man specifically
I'm totally fucking subscribing to this channel, I laughed until I cried.
Have to admit, i laughed alot listening to these jokes.
DUDE THIS HAS ME LMFAO, EVERYONE OF THEM. KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK 👍
These bring me into great moods on bad days! Bravo, keep them up!!!!
Not even psycho mantis would have predicted this 😅
Imagine Psycho Mantis reading the mind of a 2024 collector of filthy Steam porn games and having a mental short circuit.
"A block of cheese, is just a loaf of milk.
Until next time..." ~Skelator
14.3 years ago, that meme tore me up!
That was absolutely horrible and distasteful. Thank you i cant stop laughing 😂
Dude I haven't had that many hard laughs in quite a while.
You made me cry laughing and that's hard to do. Pause. 💀😂😆🤣
Was watching this at 11:43pm on a Sunday; 1:52 really shook me
Finaly something good on you tube! 😂
My buddy just sent me this. Absolutely hysterical.👍
Excellent.
I'm offended but still laughing. Only Skeletor could get away with that.
I only looked because my son watched Skeletor ! Some good ones in there !
In the politically correct era that we’re living in this is therapeutic 😂😂😂
She asked to see the kids. So I came in her eye