You have finished your 6000 km, you have finished your campaign, but you have yet to finish colonizing and industrializing land and stealing it from the native species
00:15 I'll accept being schizo if that's what it takes, but that still doesn't explain why your narration voice is different than your live streaming voice
I am not imagining things. Marat has installed noise suppression software on his microphone to hide him mercilessly gunning down children in his backyard.
Idk if you'll make more of these, but here's a tactic: THE RAT PACK; Choose the smallest, fastest tanks, surround an enemy, and bite at their ankles until they explode.
4:48 We have a pretty common joke/meme in Russia, where you have Jason Statham picture with the pretentious-like quote on it. In the early 2010s people were making that seriously, but now it’s just a meme with all the stupid shit being written. It can vary from quotes you’ve seen in the comments, to “I pooped” type of thing. Now speaking about the ones, you’ve read, this is a rough translation, since in Russian slang money can be said as “babki” which can also be translated as “grannies”. So it’s an untranslatable game of words. Doshik is short for “Doshirak”, which is brand of instant noodles.
Don’t think we forgot the time you used the wrong gun on the KV-2 Martin, we will never forget it until the mistake is undone by you using the correct 152mm gun and not the 107mm pencil lookin gun
@ he used the KV-2 in one stream, he said he was using the 152mm gun, but instead he moronically chose the wrong gun as instead of using a 152, he was using the 107mm gun, good at cutting through armor but has poorer damage when you compare it to the almighty 152mm Soviet bias gun the KV-2 uses
I haven’t been able to keep up with the videos, was focusing on other things but I have been trying to make sure I don’t miss much every time a stream comes by,
My simple yet ultra-stupid strat got used :) Good to see Mart and friends feeling as rushed as I wanted them to >:] RIP phrorg he was my favorite Also Klondike is the OG solitaire cheater
I feel like the big gun slow reload would actually combo well with the volley fire strat. The whole purpose of coordinated volley fire is to maximize accuracy and make sure the enemy is relatively fucked as you're reloading the next round which for an average english musketman is about 19 seconds also.
Hey man, I’ve been watching your videos for I know how long keep up the good work. I love you man. Have a good Christmas and our Christmas was yesterday. It’s boxing time.😊
For next time; All run the AMX ELC bis with it's 90mm cannon (and best engine/tracks, basically fully upgraded). Fast as fuck booooi. or play a whole match with your turret locked.
Play World of Tanks FOR FREE: tanks.ly/3D2ag76
Why
penits tank
What about War Thunder ? its more funnier ngl
@@getqwered good reason tbh
Why should I a man of such status lower myself into such hollowed bellows of the crude reality of war
do you know what We really all need for Christmas?... A bigger factory Martin.
Oh my god yes, thank you for this haha.
the factory must grow
We need funnier comments for Christmas
I'm in your closet, Mart, you can't keep me here forever.
Your gay?
@@hesjustjerryyour not?
But he can keep you in his basement forever, which is where that closet is stationed at o7
@@hesjustjerry you're
@Hubububububu you're
The Factory Calls Martin. It craves Blood
I second this message
Not blood...
*LUBE*
What's with these comments now? Factorio?
You have finished your 6000 km, you have finished your campaign, but you have yet to finish colonizing and industrializing land and stealing it from the native species
@@BoltTheSunken2407 elf present Christmas
Martin… i know you can feel it. The call, the PULL…
The FACTORY must GROW!
00:15 I'll accept being schizo if that's what it takes, but that still doesn't explain why your narration voice is different than your live streaming voice
pretty sure I’ve seen that joke in a Reggie or sseth video
@@zakirbakar3540 Sseth vid on Wart Hunter
@@zakirbakar3540It was Sseth’s War Thunder video.
Mart, the factories are calling on this holiday. You have to return and grow the factories Mart
Martin, they need you in the factories to make presents, and the ones on the naughty list are attacking
Christmas time is here. Martin allows us to watch another message from the vault
The Factory calls Martin, you cannot escape it.
The factory calls frog man.
"you are schizophrenic and imagining things" BISH IM MEDICATED!
UA-cam: this video has Inappropriate stuff and shi, do you wish to continue
Users: yes
I am not imagining things. Marat has installed noise suppression software on his microphone to hide him mercilessly gunning down children in his backyard.
Something something get back into the factories Mart.
Martin... The factory must expand it calls martin
Idk if you'll make more of these, but here's a tactic: THE RAT PACK; Choose the smallest, fastest tanks, surround an enemy, and bite at their ankles until they explode.
Jason Statham is kind of a meme in Russia, his entire Instagram comments are filled with same Russian meme quotes
Martin’s “hello again” releases all the dopamine
RIP tymekzagorski9689
"WOOOWOWOOOOWOOOOOO" -silly frog guy
Well hello farticitopants
4:48
We have a pretty common joke/meme in Russia, where you have Jason Statham picture with the pretentious-like quote on it. In the early 2010s people were making that seriously, but now it’s just a meme with all the stupid shit being written. It can vary from quotes you’ve seen in the comments, to “I pooped” type of thing.
Now speaking about the ones, you’ve read, this is a rough translation, since in Russian slang money can be said as “babki” which can also be translated as “grannies”. So it’s an untranslatable game of words. Doshik is short for “Doshirak”, which is brand of instant noodles.
Yaay I was looking for one of these!:D
теперь не придется объяснять самому)
@ вот я тоже был удивлен, что никто не объяснил)
Its 3am and i should be sleeping. this better be good
EDIT: the door knock scared the shit out of me. again.
RIP tymekzagorski9689 he was a real one
THE VOICES ARE GETTING JOLLY
Mart get me out of your basement mart.
This video ironed out every single crease in my cerebral cortex.
Don’t think we forgot the time you used the wrong gun on the KV-2 Martin, we will never forget it until the mistake is undone by you using the correct 152mm gun and not the 107mm pencil lookin gun
what???
@ he used the KV-2 in one stream, he said he was using the 152mm gun, but instead he moronically chose the wrong gun as instead of using a 152, he was using the 107mm gun, good at cutting through armor but has poorer damage when you compare it to the almighty 152mm Soviet bias gun the KV-2 uses
Watch this video he literally used the 152 and apologized for last time
@@Leo_P1500 he used the 152mm in this video though, did you even watch it?
I haven’t been able to keep up with the videos, was focusing on other things but I have been trying to make sure I don’t miss much every time a stream comes by,
MARK DOWN SEAMEN PRANCE!!!
Give us the full Martin Solitaire experience!
Legendary video from the FORG (please let me out of your basement)
Jason Statham wants YOU to grow the factory.
should've combined the solitaire with the 20 second reload KV, then you wouldn't even be wasting any time
Martin leads a double life as Luigi Mangione
11:00 I love how the average Polish 🇵🇱 name is gibberish to everyone else... ("Tymek Zagorski" is probably just his name)
tbf polish is just gibberish, and i say that as a slav
Good to see they're still letting you make content from your jail cell, Luigi
I was literally watching KSP from mart when i got notified lol
I'd like to watch this video. However, UA-cam has, in all it's divine knowledge, age restricted it.
***Sprays water on the frog***
Bad frog! No touching!
I thought his voice sounded different and I thought maybe this video was different, then maybe thought this channel was different then I went to bed
you know it's a good year when martin uploads
00:12 doesn’t help that I’m drunk either😂😂😂
JAYSON STATEHAM
My simple yet ultra-stupid strat got used :)
Good to see Mart and friends feeling as rushed as I wanted them to >:] RIP phrorg he was my favorite
Also Klondike is the OG solitaire cheater
Ramming damage depends on how heavy your tank is compared to the enemy. Imagine a flying ramming into you at a bear, the heavier one hurts more
bro got the bourrasque as a ramming tank 😭😭😭 at least this is a funny sponsor
Mart: ''I am gonna touch you''
Me: ''Don't treathen me with the good time''
When we say firing gold, its the more expensive ammo type that has more armor penetration
It might be Christmas but the factory never rests mart
2:20 surround fart got me lol
Dayum,it's peak content when UA-cam give content warning when i comeback to watch again.
I realised something...... why Martin has similair face to famous Luigi Mangione?
The guy who recommended the pzii J wasn’t wrong … when your top tier it’s basically a god … when your not top tier your a xp piñata
this is all i wanted for christmas
the Balatro type music when doing Solitaire is a nice touch
Merry christmas Frogman, we love you ❤
Bro you're honestly one of the only UA-camrs I look forward to seeing an upload from. Appreciate the angry frog chaos. ✌️
17:30 "french tactic" and you're in a sweedish tank...
I feel like the big gun slow reload would actually combo well with the volley fire strat.
The whole purpose of coordinated volley fire is to maximize accuracy and make sure the enemy is relatively fucked as you're reloading the next round which for an average english musketman is about 19 seconds also.
Panzer II J used to be basically invincible, years back. Power creep has hit that thing like a county bus to a newborn baby
you should do kv2 152mm and solitaire strat
this is my escape from a not so entirely functional family. your silly voice and funny sounds are very mm. thanks broski
I love the Balatro music when the cards are on screen
martin, you must produce toys for the nice boy and girls for christmas, you must make the factory larger martin
Man, can't believe this masterpiece has been age-restricted.
Oh boy. Are you thinking about having a bluntensmoken on wot
you know it's gonna be a good vid when it's age-restricted
Как говорил Стэтхем: "Работа не волк, работа это ворк, а волк - это ходить."
(I wonder how this will be translated)
My onslaught teammates:
Hey man, I’ve been watching your videos for I know how long keep up the good work. I love you man. Have a good Christmas and our Christmas was yesterday. It’s boxing time.😊
I can confirm that this strategies are rather silly. ~Winston Churchill
As a French person, mart, i will flee too, next time, but not without leaving a sweet surprise in your walls...
the darkness is coming
prepare
Merry Christmas mart and everyone reading!!!!!!
13:54 YOOO RAT TAXI (song in the background) actually so goated
Merry rizzmas Australian frog
"Where's me strawberry tart?"
Jason Stathum
Mart please unlock the basement
13.09 huge props for using music from rat taxi album
I dont know what Martin was playing but Klondike is classic Solitaire
Using the French tactic whilst literally having their tircolor flag on your shirt really hits hard
What GOOD fortune to stumble upon this video 8 minutes after it got uploaded
You telling me you didnt hit the notification bell? Heresy.
merry christmas frog man
The factory is calling for you martin
Merry Christmas Martin
The voiceover sounds like it was recorded from a bathroom while plopping out some demons.
Klondike is definitely the real solitaire, just like Mahjong solitaire is NOT the real Mahjong.
its a good day when martincitopants posts
Работа не волк, волк - это ходить, работа- это ворк
©Джейсон Стейтем
How in tf did this video, got Age restricted?! It is barely, more than 3 hours of the upload.
The factories Humm is calling you Martin...
*intense humming sound*
Come to us martinnnnn
*HUMMMMMMMM*
I reckon martin would really enjoy a game like space engineers after watching him play kerbal space program and factorio.
Crazy vid man
Klondike is the real solitaire.
Yes thank you! This is what I was waiting for, Frogman
For next time;
All run the AMX ELC bis with it's 90mm cannon (and best engine/tracks, basically fully upgraded). Fast as fuck booooi.
or play a whole match with your turret locked.
THE FACTORY! IT’S ALL I HEAR NOW! PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!
mery christmas mart (the factory calls you)
Can't wait for when Mart finally plays helldivers 2
"14? That's way too old" - Martin "Schizo" Pant