How to use the "I have $16,000"

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  • @avireks
    @avireks 8 років тому +3175

    you missed the team strat where everyone buys negev and decoy and than destroy the enemys headphones

    • @UCFJ_4RuRcfQrec-kilTbk6A
      @UCFJ_4RuRcfQrec-kilTbk6A 8 років тому +12

      lol

    • @declandeady3981
      @declandeady3981 8 років тому +98

      works with the new awp too

    • @fabianbuserell8609
      @fabianbuserell8609 8 років тому +80

      buy a decoy throw it in mid buy another decoy do the same

    • @aiieul
      @aiieul 8 років тому +11

      if only valve didn't changed the negev's sound

    • @r3qn
      @r3qn 8 років тому +38

      Nah u can just toss the negev around in spawn for everyone to get their two decoys, has the same effect if you are on a budget LUL

  • @SnuffySpaghetti
    @SnuffySpaghetti 8 років тому +1679

    The recoil part had me rolling

  • @CallMeCarson
    @CallMeCarson 8 років тому +1006

    Negev main btw

  • @noworriesmate8140
    @noworriesmate8140 7 років тому +2209

    How to use the " 2000$ laser"

    • @iNoToRiOuS
      @iNoToRiOuS  7 років тому +317

      +Starboy Very soon ;)

    • @noworriesmate8140
      @noworriesmate8140 7 років тому +107

      HOLY FUCK YOU REPLIED TO ME BRUH U MADE MY LIFE XDDDD

    • @tamir0406
      @tamir0406 7 років тому +23

      Starboy also, it's how he named the video

    • @mikasheehy
      @mikasheehy 6 років тому +31

      More like "1700 laser" lol

    • @deadcreerob2533
      @deadcreerob2533 6 років тому +3

      WildGaming123 u right

  • @senvr11
    @senvr11 7 років тому +435

    **video of negev before**
    This is negev before meth.
    **video of negev now**
    This is negev after meth.
    *Not even once.*

  • @Layser324
    @Layser324 5 років тому +701

    *tHe nEGev iS tHe mOsT exPeNsiVe gUn in thE gAmE*

  • @ModernTutorials101
    @ModernTutorials101 7 років тому +1061

    Rest in Peace Negav... you will be missed

    • @mei-ut2yp
      @mei-ut2yp 7 років тому +76

      Modern Tutorials101 wtf do you mean the new one is laser beam

    • @josephlouwerse2105
      @josephlouwerse2105 7 років тому +28

      negev is truly alive

    • @Chromeno
      @Chromeno 7 років тому +12

      Jay Okayop
      Not really
      It makes you slower than a snail
      The recoil isnt even uncontrollable, just shoots around the place you ain no matter what

    • @srennelamirez643
      @srennelamirez643 6 років тому

      yep rip laz0r

    • @piefadase
      @piefadase 6 років тому +7

      megaleon crazed lol the new negev is op

  • @isakstejver1572
    @isakstejver1572 3 роки тому +83

    "the negev is the most exensive gun at $5700"
    that didn't age well, it now costs $1700

  • @pictureus
    @pictureus 8 років тому +131

    0:50 Someone call an exorcist!

  • @roozzia5221
    @roozzia5221 8 років тому +7

    Thank you so much! we played a game that was 13-2 then we started using the "I Have $16,000" we won. Thanks for the insane strats

    • @typhoon5150
      @typhoon5150 8 років тому

      k1ngr3aper443 That was an awesome match :D

  • @Terence.McKenna
    @Terence.McKenna 8 років тому +470

    Did you just say the Negev uses a clip?

    • @102002000
      @102002000 8 років тому +2

      Yeah like wtf :D

    • @pieru
      @pieru 8 років тому +70

      clipazine

    • @kubamakovsky
      @kubamakovsky 8 років тому +46

      it uses the glockteen eleven fully assault clipazine

    • @bobafett215x
      @bobafett215x 8 років тому +1

      you got triggered lmfao.

    • @LittleScientist2011
      @LittleScientist2011 8 років тому +1

      Meme Lord yeah im pretty sure it uses the same clip as the mauser gewehr 98...

  • @sufferingbuildscharacter
    @sufferingbuildscharacter 6 років тому +54

    Now its 1700 *facepalm to valve*

    • @olagalaaen5932
      @olagalaaen5932 5 років тому

      RamblingFish42 XxX they changed it tho

    • @floater7082
      @floater7082 4 роки тому

      facepalm to valve for what? Actually making the negev better than what it used to be, A shitty gun that nobody used?

  • @cptmacmillan1111
    @cptmacmillan1111 8 років тому +50

    At first when I saw the thumbnail, "Holy Shit! The M249 is getting some recognition!" Then oh whoops.

  • @holypeachy
    @holypeachy 8 років тому +53

    LMFAO when the camera completely flipped when he was shooting

  • @semirslezovic4533
    @semirslezovic4533 8 років тому +110

    0:49 basically cs go recoil overall

    • @starsonmars7172
      @starsonmars7172 7 років тому +1

      Slezovic Semir Tru Tru

    • @EdMinhEthan
      @EdMinhEthan 7 років тому +1

      More like R6 recoil 😂

    • @hamzar9891
      @hamzar9891 6 років тому

      2:07 the bullet magicly went to the wall

    • @sqb_
      @sqb_ 5 років тому

      Mr gamer 1929 moving makes your gun more inaccurate with basically every gun

  • @TheUhggy
    @TheUhggy 8 років тому +1

    Omg my friend. You just earned a new sub! :D Lost it at 0:50. Watched a few of your series and I enjoy it. Thanks mate!
    Have an awesome life!

  • @jkaakv6764
    @jkaakv6764 8 років тому +187

    for the final touch, buy r8 to really spend as much money as you can. You wont use it anyway!

    • @jimbomcgee6344
      @jimbomcgee6344 8 років тому +13

      and A molly, he, smoke and a flashbang instead of 2 flasbangs as he did in the video.
      Oh and a knife since that also costs money. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @callmenutty3020
      @callmenutty3020 8 років тому +5

      Can't forget that Zeus!

    • @jav8595
      @jav8595 8 років тому +1

      I use the r8 :c

    • @jkaakv6764
      @jkaakv6764 8 років тому

      Jacket well... me too

    • @jimbomcgee6344
      @jimbomcgee6344 8 років тому +4

      Everyone throw 5 decoys for our negevs in tunnels!

  • @kettys7144
    @kettys7144 7 років тому +19

    2017 update : *How to use the ''We lose first round''*

  • @yakesoon9746
    @yakesoon9746 8 років тому +7

    Love your videos, very funny. I'm only new here but i have been watching your videos when you upload them. Keep being funny.

  • @notreallygudetama
    @notreallygudetama 3 роки тому +3

    Negev went from "$5700 trash" to "$2000 full auto laser beam"

  • @Woodenwakka
    @Woodenwakka 8 років тому +7

    Ahh I had to take the wrong bus home because mine didn't show up. This is the perfect cheer up for my long day, thanks man

  • @matbakarich9046
    @matbakarich9046 8 років тому +123

    2:18 is fucking priceless.

  • @mauroriesco9416
    @mauroriesco9416 3 роки тому +47

    "The negev is the most expensive with $5700"
    Me watching this in 2021: hahahaahahahah

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 3 роки тому

      $2000 laser beam
      i hate and love this game

    • @tuomo2547
      @tuomo2547 3 роки тому

      @@Jörmungandr645 1700$ laser beam

  • @DaHoboIsland
    @DaHoboIsland 8 років тому +2

    thanks for uploaded more regally i always liked your content but i never saw enough of it.

  • @philgoldschmidt4832
    @philgoldschmidt4832 8 років тому +80

    5 Negevs actually work on DMG as CT aswell as T on Inferno ^^

  • @jebadiahkerman7846
    @jebadiahkerman7846 7 років тому +5

    Rest in peace Negev... Let us have a moment of silence for you... *hangs my head as a tear drips down my cheek* You were good son... Maybe even the best...

  • @rkiwtir1146
    @rkiwtir1146 8 років тому +125

    0:24 chaaboy or azzy? O.o

  • @ThomasMutchEFC
    @ThomasMutchEFC 7 років тому +1

    Only 90's kids will properly remeber this version of the negev

  • @dragonfang2473
    @dragonfang2473 7 років тому +6

    Now for a limited time the Negev is more like "I can't buy an AK"

  • @miloh2112
    @miloh2112 3 роки тому +5

    Now it's only 1700$...

  • @woendi
    @woendi 8 років тому +140

    52000+ kills on stattrak negev... okay i guess???

    • @kreyzgr5167
      @kreyzgr5167 6 років тому +11

      0:45 if some1 didn't see it

  • @TatsByTaco
    @TatsByTaco 7 років тому +1

    Now this is considered a forcebuy

  • @lucasdavis2074
    @lucasdavis2074 8 років тому +439

    In the last second I can see an image spinning, the outro illusion is now lost
    I unsub

    • @ryanph88
      @ryanph88 8 років тому +2

      I see it too but come on

    • @iNoToRiOuS
      @iNoToRiOuS  8 років тому +89

      After editing this for 6 hours, I was at the outro and thought "ah fuck it, who's going to notice"

    • @ryanph88
      @ryanph88 8 років тому +4

      i dont care, your content is great, a little mistake like that shouldn't make anyone dislike you, anyone could make that mistake, we are human after all

    • @hellvengtfo
      @hellvengtfo 8 років тому +24

      DSR Gaming it's a joke

    • @ryanph88
      @ryanph88 8 років тому

      im trying to be supportive

  • @sonny1077
    @sonny1077 4 роки тому +1

    Valve: oh let's just make it 1700$ and make it a laser that will fix it

  • @apoc2x
    @apoc2x 8 років тому +13

    "The Big Dick Swinger In The Lobby" Bruh I'm dead XD

  • @newdizzy1846
    @newdizzy1846 8 років тому

    someone's been destroyed in a comp and is now trigggggered.

  • @FitzgeraldKrox
    @FitzgeraldKrox 8 років тому +5

    Who needs money when you can have a fucking five seven every round.

  • @draconiusflame8825
    @draconiusflame8825 8 років тому

    iNoToRiOuS I love your vids keep doing what your doing man!

  • @drbright8639
    @drbright8639 6 років тому +10

    “Just hold w and press m1”
    Huh sounds similar to what u do in another valve game

  • @webberjarvis8126
    @webberjarvis8126 7 років тому

    NJ Inotorious, you got 1 mil views on this vid, congrats, and keep up the good work

  • @mikerich32
    @mikerich32 6 років тому +4

    New title: How To Use The "I Have $1,700"

  • @bravodefeated9193
    @bravodefeated9193 8 років тому

    y know this video is really well edited n1

  • @Minecraaft93
    @Minecraaft93 7 років тому +61

    How to use the "I have $2,000" *

  • @akane.sakurada
    @akane.sakurada 7 років тому +1

    RIP Negev
    now it's a laser beam

  • @AFlexibleGamer
    @AFlexibleGamer 7 років тому +50

    When u realise the negev only costs $2000 now xD

    • @BayRetro
      @BayRetro 5 років тому +4

      @@resaresaresa3800 next year it will be -5700$

    • @gausts
      @gausts 4 роки тому

      @@BayRetro lol

  • @ishigami4622
    @ishigami4622 3 роки тому +1

    More like: the “pistol round has ended and i am on dust II”

  • @Krushking99
    @Krushking99 8 років тому +163

    kek-9 you mean the rek-9 eheh

    • @retovath
      @retovath 8 років тому +2

      Toke-9

    • @iNoToRiOuS
      @iNoToRiOuS  8 років тому +14

      Fnatec-9

    • @Rybo.
      @Rybo. 8 років тому +2

      Maxwell Redfield think you're salty

  • @chelle3994
    @chelle3994 8 років тому

    i love this channel for whatever reason....... ur just KUL 10/10 kek

  • @SkollTheWerewolf
    @SkollTheWerewolf 7 років тому +4

    Better remake this video for the new "Force buy 2nd round" meta

  • @Bobbob-gb9hq
    @Bobbob-gb9hq 7 років тому +1

    R.I.P "i have 16,000" starting today.

  • @sirjoey3137
    @sirjoey3137 8 років тому +112

    You aren't really against the people who buy negevs last round right?

    • @Vandyno
      @Vandyno 8 років тому +19

      why does it matter what he's against? scared you're going to offend him with a negev? either way the whole video's a joke so chill.

    • @sirjoey3137
      @sirjoey3137 8 років тому

      Captain E-Chan No XD

    • @Vandyno
      @Vandyno 8 років тому

      Dwight Fairfield hey man, your original comment seems as if you're scared he might think less of you for buying a negev on last round, which quite frankly is pretty irrelevant regardless, but k.

    • @sirjoey3137
      @sirjoey3137 8 років тому

      Dj Memestar Why are anyone other than the guy I'm pointing the question at even responding? I know he probably isn't gonna reply but still, this comment has gotten 5 likes and 4 replies on a question I'm asking the author of the video :/ All I wanted to know was if he made the video because, although he is making a joke out of it, mad at people who use negevs. All I wanted to know... And somehow a discussion comes out of it, I guess opinions are like buttholes, everybody's got one, and sometimes they get filled up *Ba dum tss*

    • @Vandyno
      @Vandyno 8 років тому

      Who the fuck is filling up an opinion? that doesn't even make sense... I'd ask who's filling up your ass too but quite frankly I really don't want to know and it's completely irrelevant.

  • @KonStafylides
    @KonStafylides 8 років тому

    This channel's so underrated.
    AH FOKEN LUV ET

  • @Zodkastel
    @Zodkastel 8 років тому +4

    Can't wait for the kek9

  • @iDragy
    @iDragy 7 років тому +2

    rip old negev

  • @hammurabitheawesome674
    @hammurabitheawesome674 7 років тому

    Now it's called "I am on an eco round"

  • @maxj.2399
    @maxj.2399 8 років тому +59

    Haha lmao that recoil of the negev xD.
    And am I the only one who likes mic spam lobbys and earrape? Idk its just funny

    • @236problems
      @236problems 8 років тому +35

      its funny if they only spam on warmup/buy time, rest is annoying especially in competitive. i want to rank up but i cant concentrate and hear shit because instead of footsteps and team info, i need to hear fucking vine compilation 2016 9gag earrape version

    • @softonic2016
      @softonic2016 8 років тому

      He is talking about casual

  • @thefifthgg
    @thefifthgg 8 років тому

    Loving these kind of videos

  • @farizdanialz
    @farizdanialz 8 років тому +14

    i remember my team buy negev and own the game, spaming the 'GG ez game ez life' chant and our opponent was really fucking butthurt

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 8 років тому +1

      Rightfully so...

    • @TheOneWayDown
      @TheOneWayDown 8 років тому

      Tappajaav All in good fun

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 8 років тому

      TheOneWayDown
      The losing team probably have different perception of good fun

    • @Scarecrow19
      @Scarecrow19 7 років тому +1

      yeah but who gives a shit what they think?

  • @jasonkee9347
    @jasonkee9347 7 років тому

    Please update this , I was excited to watch the new update of “I have $16,000"

  • @DamanD
    @DamanD 7 років тому +21

    you mean "i have $2,000"? :DD

  • @Manublablabla
    @Manublablabla 8 років тому

    Made me laugh^^ nice video and very well researched stats and strats ;)

  • @bruno_tasic4828
    @bruno_tasic4828 4 роки тому +3

    How to use the " I have 1700 $ " laser

  • @KingLapis
    @KingLapis 8 років тому

    I love your vids! I lost it at the causal lobby party

  • @Ryanlele
    @Ryanlele 8 років тому +53

    kek-9

    • @Ryanlele
      @Ryanlele 8 років тому +1

      im dying haha

  • @Photo0021
    @Photo0021 Рік тому

    This is a piece of history

  • @henrik2897
    @henrik2897 7 років тому +3

    Rip negev Guide

  • @karubml
    @karubml 6 років тому

    I still miss this version. 😥

  • @MP-jf2op
    @MP-jf2op 7 років тому +5

    How to use I just lost the eco round gun

  • @keeganshulista1446
    @keeganshulista1446 8 років тому +2

    Omfg when the camera went upside down for the recoil I nearly shit myself laughing.

  • @DaZuu
    @DaZuu 8 років тому +13

    1:15 How is this remix called ? XDD

    • @derekbaldwin8314
      @derekbaldwin8314 8 років тому

      cant remember original song name plz halppp

    • @philgoldschmidt4832
      @philgoldschmidt4832 8 років тому +8

      Better known as Darude - Sandstorm
      but Awolnation - Sail works aswell

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 8 років тому +1

      Boomfunk MCs - Freestyler

    • @DaZuu
      @DaZuu 8 років тому

      ***** Awolnation - Sail works Goat remix but which one :O

    • @timurichk
      @timurichk 8 років тому

      You suggested a song that was better than the one he was asking for. Nice.

  • @TimWetherspoon
    @TimWetherspoon 8 років тому +1

    The Negev is actually still OP for $5700. It's literally the best gun in game.

  • @mr.jeffinizor2713
    @mr.jeffinizor2713 7 років тому +5

    Hmm hold w+m1, Negev is is pyro from tf2?

  • @ndrewm
    @ndrewm 4 роки тому

    2017 update : *hold my laser beam*

  • @hypocritehenry4619
    @hypocritehenry4619 5 років тому +5

    “I want the real w+m1”
    *F2p pyro*
    “I said the real w+m1”
    *negev*
    *P E R F E C T I O N*

  • @yexwan
    @yexwan 7 років тому +1

    Man I miss the old Negev

  • @jkerman5113
    @jkerman5113 7 років тому +3

    Wait... if it's only 5700 dollars, why is it the "I have $16,000 gun"?

    • @youmumyon1880
      @youmumyon1880 5 років тому +1

      too much money to be wasted on
      also for the fact that now its $1700 this joke changed its owner

  • @Step1adder
    @Step1adder 7 років тому

    RIP old negev

  • @nikefimov3987
    @nikefimov3987 7 років тому +23

    Ahaha now it's one off the cheapest at 2000. And no recoil.

  • @tldrAndromeda
    @tldrAndromeda 7 років тому

    these were the good ol days

  • @simou9557
    @simou9557 8 років тому +3

    The real question is: Why do you even have 50 000 + kills on the negev?

  • @nicklundy1970
    @nicklundy1970 8 років тому

    Well done man. Good work

  • @infinitefiresx
    @infinitefiresx 4 роки тому +3

    Back when it was 5k lol

  • @Ty-hp3zq
    @Ty-hp3zq 8 років тому +4

    As a proud silver i feel your videos are "cs rankist" and i'm offended.

  • @hush.7434
    @hush.7434 8 років тому

    I like to use the Negev as stress relief. It works surprisingly well.

  • @lurkenskanal405
    @lurkenskanal405 8 років тому +7

    0:50 haha

  • @steelwall4396
    @steelwall4396 7 років тому

    A long dead meme on display may the "I have $16,000" RIP and may the "$2,000 laser" reign without mercy for many moons

  • @musturdfiori3733
    @musturdfiori3733 8 років тому +13

    ew he said kek9

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria 8 років тому +1

    It actually used to be pretty decent before the burst update

  • @orenong
    @orenong 8 років тому +3

    you can't say negev... it's negev as 1 word not ne-gev as you say it.. it a hebrew word
    נגב

    • @ravash96
      @ravash96 8 років тому

      gtfo with your idiot religion

    • @orenong
      @orenong 8 років тому

      +ravash96
      yes.. my religion must be the problem, allahu akabar my friend your religion is better

    • @ravash96
      @ravash96 8 років тому

      So because i tell you to fuck off with your religion you think i'm a muslim? this is why I said "idiot" relgion. It is because you are all idiots who think you are better than everyone. Just because you believe in some made up character doesnt mean we are all stupid enough to do so. But maybe that's the point , to keep you all stupid so they can control you like puppets.

    • @orenong
      @orenong 8 років тому

      too long, didn't read.. make a shorter version

    • @ravash96
      @ravash96 8 років тому +1

      you're an idiot

  • @phananhduc3821
    @phananhduc3821 5 років тому +1

    0:06 that moment i thought warowl gonna come out and say “you suck at peeking”

  • @thepigmaster8193
    @thepigmaster8193 8 років тому +4

    magazine* not fucking clip

    • @goyslayer5505
      @goyslayer5505 8 років тому +6

      Thepigmaster belt* maybe pay attention to the weapon someone is talking about before you are so eager to say "dur hur it's a mag"

    • @thepigmaster8193
      @thepigmaster8193 8 років тому +1

      Plus One Momkey yes i know it's a belt for this specific weapon. But in general he says "clip" instead of Magazine. loads people even call it Box magazine. So i wasn't wrong, was i?

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 8 років тому

      Thepigmaster Not a box mag
      its a belt case lol

    • @jahtaro1941
      @jahtaro1941 8 років тому

      JARXAVIER2112 better than saying "clip"

    • @BigWheel.
      @BigWheel. 8 років тому +4

      Assault Clipazine

  • @majorneistch2358
    @majorneistch2358 4 роки тому +1

    GG: Lawful Neutral
    GG EZ: Chaotic Evil

  • @chino1042
    @chino1042 7 років тому

    Now it's "I have $2,000"

  • @Frosty-wj4il
    @Frosty-wj4il 8 років тому +1

    When I did this, the other team was tactically trying, and me, just Negev spamming, and we win every round

  • @gdel5164
    @gdel5164 8 років тому

    lol the legendary eagle photoshop

  • @infernodorito
    @infernodorito 7 років тому +1

    Joins a game
    Everyone on other team has AWP and Negev
    Me: "It's okay, I didn't want to win anyway"

  • @scotthappy6885
    @scotthappy6885 6 років тому

    I'm not even in my final form...

  • @bodie6783
    @bodie6783 6 років тому +2

    Now it is $1700

  • @dominiquestraathof5274
    @dominiquestraathof5274 7 років тому

    Well, now it should be the "I have enough for an SMG but I go for NEGEV"

  • @fancy_cyka3594
    @fancy_cyka3594 7 років тому

    1:13 art, true art!