The Most Pathetic Messages Of All Time

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  • @Th3GamingAddict
    @Th3GamingAddict 2 роки тому +213

    That last one has to be one of the hardest fumbles I've ever seen in my life💀

    • @firstwave3463
      @firstwave3463 2 роки тому +30

      i hope she reported him to the cops

    • @wakpak4399
      @wakpak4399 2 роки тому +20

      I would not want to go on a 2nd date with that guy

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 2 роки тому

      @@wakpak4399 anyone who is mentally stable wouldn't even so much as reply to that man ever again.

  • @olafowl5678
    @olafowl5678 2 роки тому +1233

    One thing to remember though is a lot of these types of messages are fake to get attention online lol, gotta take everything with a grain of salt these days

    • @ComposedSage75
      @ComposedSage75 2 роки тому +47

      Agreed

    • @kaobiugwu435
      @kaobiugwu435 2 роки тому +105

      I don't understand why people let their guard down when it comes to down bad posts like this. It's social media.

    • @Mrgomodefr
      @Mrgomodefr 2 роки тому +71

      Factual. Niggahs do anything for clout these days

    • @senpai_dolph7873
      @senpai_dolph7873 2 роки тому +16

      @@Mrgomodefr bruhhh chill this is not our L

    • @jimbojimbo3801
      @jimbojimbo3801 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed these probably fake

  • @Alazshit
    @Alazshit 2 роки тому +805

    I honestly just can't wrap my head around how anyone can be THIS down bad

    • @Technocratic_Crow
      @Technocratic_Crow 2 роки тому +26

      Nah man, they are not down bad, they are down ASTRONOMICALLY

    • @thatonefpsgamer1339
      @thatonefpsgamer1339 2 роки тому +13

      Its because life has gotten down to them and beaten them to a pulp

    • @ICanCDeadPeople
      @ICanCDeadPeople 2 роки тому +16

      Cause it's fake. Probs just ppl msging themself for social media attention

    • @docplays6508
      @docplays6508 2 роки тому +4

      Down atrocious. What are the levels beyond being down atrocious?

    • @Peractorius
      @Peractorius 2 роки тому +2

      @@docplays6508 Catastrophic? Blunder? Idk.

  • @stardust464
    @stardust464 2 роки тому +339

    The last one scares me tbh. You really never know what someone is thinking.

    • @alexiscastillolopez6739
      @alexiscastillolopez6739 2 роки тому +70

      Even scarier when u realize she actually wanted to go out with this creep again before realizing how he really is😵‍💫

    • @tilburg8683
      @tilburg8683 2 роки тому +11

      I was like is that the thumbnail one? And I'm super curious and oh BOIIIIII did I not expect that.

    • @YoManKenji
      @YoManKenji 2 роки тому +3

      @@tilburg8683 Yeah same

    • @bdsmgaming3627
      @bdsmgaming3627 2 роки тому

      Such an idiot too, you had a chance but you threw it away but anyway it's good because she avoided a red flag

  • @disgustedcharlie6679
    @disgustedcharlie6679 2 роки тому +230

    First guy ain't even down bad. He's down there with the bones of the dinosaurs jesus christ

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 2 роки тому +13

      Fossils don't work like that, the bones are gone, the rocks preserved the shape of them.

    • @disgustedcharlie6679
      @disgustedcharlie6679 2 роки тому +70

      @@rebeccacummings6697 thanks for the buzzkill becky.

    • @vyros.3234
      @vyros.3234 2 роки тому +1

      His body count is too high

    • @sandhamitizer9706
      @sandhamitizer9706 2 роки тому +12

      He went so far down that he defied gravity, dropped off the face of the planet, and somehow fell down to the ever expanding floor of the universe.

    • @alexsartandmusic
      @alexsartandmusic 2 роки тому +8

      He's down with the metallic hydrogen speculated to exist in Jupiter's core

  • @themanwhosoldtheworld3284
    @themanwhosoldtheworld3284 2 роки тому +549

    "are you leftist?"
    I'm glad someone is asking the real questions in our society.

    • @mellosquid
      @mellosquid 2 роки тому +34

      joker was right; we do, in fact, live in a society

    • @BrendenHarley
      @BrendenHarley 2 роки тому +11

      It's ok, they're a redditor

    • @shittyytaccount3287
      @shittyytaccount3287 2 роки тому

      Are YOU a leftist?

    • @fhufhfhjfjfjf9534
      @fhufhfhjfjfjf9534 2 роки тому

      @@shittyytaccount3287 what does leftist mean?

    • @shittyytaccount3287
      @shittyytaccount3287 2 роки тому +1

      @@fhufhfhjfjfjf9534 it means that someone is a liberal. And a liberal is a Democrat.

  • @voltzx1040
    @voltzx1040 2 роки тому +14

    Last guy fumbled the bag on whole new level. He was already in there and felt the need to say that

  • @MrOiram46
    @MrOiram46 2 роки тому +5

    7:30 Not even acquaintance zone bruh, that would be *RESTRAINING ORDER ZONE* 😂

  • @thehindenburg3402
    @thehindenburg3402 2 роки тому +148

    Opti please more down bad videos, we DEMAND more of them.

  • @Petey-Boy
    @Petey-Boy 2 роки тому +161

    When I saw the thumbnail I was like "those messages don't seem so bad." then he got to it and I was straight up at a loss for words 😳 how that guy even got that far I will never know.

    • @rubikvoncube3583
      @rubikvoncube3583 2 роки тому +12

      same for me honestly

    • @HerobrineGaming
      @HerobrineGaming 2 роки тому +22

      yes I was like "oh that seems normal" then we get to see the full at the end... absolutely abhorrent. how could one mess up so badly? for her sake, glad he did so she could realize he's crazy

    • @Acer11818
      @Acer11818 2 роки тому +4

      yeah i haven't watched the video yet so i thought it really wasn't bad at all but i'm scrolling through these comments and 👀

    • @daz1676
      @daz1676 2 роки тому

      These messages are just attention hoaxs 🙄

    • @Reskov
      @Reskov 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah by looking at the thumbnail alone you'd think it would just be a wholesome comment...then you read the very next sentence...

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 2 роки тому +10

    "I'm such a nice guy that I considered forcing myself on you" that ain't how being nice works chief

  • @Pratixp
    @Pratixp 2 роки тому +186

    I just got dumped today and this is actually making me feel pretty good about myself

    • @jacobwitt2070
      @jacobwitt2070 2 роки тому +48

      Keep your head up king

    • @Jamie-927
      @Jamie-927 2 роки тому +56

      You didn't break up shes broke you're up

    • @Uvuv6969
      @Uvuv6969 2 роки тому +8

      broke up last week, tbh same

    • @Omar-om4kh
      @Omar-om4kh 2 роки тому +8

      @@Jamie-927 my new favorite quote

    • @xxultimatebonapartexx2821
      @xxultimatebonapartexx2821 2 роки тому +8

      We’ll wait for you at the gym king

  • @SirAlbion
    @SirAlbion 2 роки тому +31

    There are very few things in life that get me feeling all cringe and awkward
    these messages is one of them

  • @darkbrothr3717
    @darkbrothr3717 2 роки тому +314

    This is why KINK SHAMING is good, people have become too comfortable expressing their kinks and fantasies.

    • @tldr585
      @tldr585 2 роки тому +16

      Tl;Dr real talk

    • @gone9820
      @gone9820 2 роки тому

      Definetly. Especially is the kinks are literally harmful. There are people who think that being obese is hot???

    • @autisticscreechling4950
      @autisticscreechling4950 2 роки тому +1

      Have to kind of agree with you there. If there isn't a social media site catered exclusively to kink freaks looking to hook up with or befriend other kink freaks to share their weird fetishes with by now; please, god, SOMEBODY make one so that these people can stop creeping on single people (mostly women) everywhere else on the internet!

    • @Certifiedrodd
      @Certifiedrodd 2 роки тому +15

      Some ppl dont deserve that shi, others do. Like the ppl in the video

    • @SociaII
      @SociaII 2 роки тому +1

      @@Certifiedrodd naw dawg all kinks are able to be made fun of

  • @cyberdemonic260
    @cyberdemonic260 2 роки тому +34

    These messages genuinely make me sad

    • @Gchildwarrior
      @Gchildwarrior 2 роки тому +6

      They make me feel better that I'm not like this

  • @danmancino22
    @danmancino22 2 роки тому +69

    We need more kink shaming.

  • @mcraeknisely7301
    @mcraeknisely7301 2 роки тому +88

    Because of my job (I’m a mermaid performer) I get plenty of strange dms that are kinda similar. Like old men tell me they want to give me “fins & back massage 😉” or that “mermaids don’t wear bras!”

    • @KingBlu98
      @KingBlu98 2 роки тому +7

      Sad lol

    • @Little.Spark.
      @Little.Spark. 2 роки тому +16

      Aw, sorry you have to deal with that but what a cool job! ^^

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 2 роки тому +11

      I'd just keep asking about the singing crab.

    • @Uvuv6969
      @Uvuv6969 2 роки тому +2

      what does a mermaid performer do, I didn’t know that there would be enough work to make a living off of it

    • @mcraeknisely7301
      @mcraeknisely7301 2 роки тому +8

      @@Uvuv6969 I also do princess work. It’s mostly entertainment for kids parties and it’s surprisingly popular in my area. However, I’m in high school so it’s not like I have to pay rent or anything. If was in college and had to pay for stuff it’s definitely not enough for a living

  • @renegadereaper3205
    @renegadereaper3205 2 роки тому +97

    these feel like when you're just surfing the internet and finding the regular degenerates.

  • @ThePatrick5516
    @ThePatrick5516 2 роки тому +11

    Just want to appreciate at 3:25, that was a sick shot.

  • @TheBlubberWhale
    @TheBlubberWhale 2 роки тому +4

    Bro that last one caught me WAY off guard, here I am just doing my work and it’s like a freight train hit me

  • @g1sunstreaker584
    @g1sunstreaker584 2 роки тому +27

    Video is great, but I'm just appreciating those fantastic goals and that one epic goalie moment in the game.

    • @NJisaverage
      @NJisaverage 2 роки тому +2

      fr I even learned something from that. I’m bad at Rocket League

    • @g1sunstreaker584
      @g1sunstreaker584 2 роки тому

      @@NJisaverage NO BC SAME

  • @SilverSpireZ
    @SilverSpireZ 2 роки тому +8

    I’m so happy to see these back! The “down bad” videos are some of my favorites from you!

  • @couldntthinkofaname.3775
    @couldntthinkofaname.3775 2 роки тому +14

    Before messaging someone, just imagine how that message would look like in a screenshot. This is the only advice i can give to these people. Honestly how can someone be this down bad.

    • @DestroyDEI
      @DestroyDEI 2 роки тому +2

      This.... is such a simple concept, yet so good.

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 2 роки тому +32

    One good thing these pathetic messages provide is endless roast material and content online 🍿

  • @panterafanloco1600
    @panterafanloco1600 2 роки тому +16

    This is the type of messages that a Sailor Moon male fans would do.

  • @luminouskiwi1104
    @luminouskiwi1104 2 роки тому +5

    The “are you a leftist” question was definitely the post-nut clarity talking

  • @_aj_6760
    @_aj_6760 2 роки тому +1

    4:31 ahh...the duality of man

  • @dr.fjoer_the_crazy_scienti5841
    @dr.fjoer_the_crazy_scienti5841 2 роки тому +1

    ..............
    This is one of the reason why Aliens aren't visiting us

  • @AreJay5721
    @AreJay5721 2 роки тому +5

    Optimus just sounds mad disgusted with these you can hear the high pitch from the deep voice in this one

  • @stelena1406
    @stelena1406 2 роки тому +2

    The way I started clapping like a mad man when he got that aerial goal

  • @AquaMidget
    @AquaMidget 2 роки тому +7

    all these people had the luck to find a girl that not only matches them but also is respectful and tries and they do THIS??? bruh

  • @holdynvaughn85
    @holdynvaughn85 2 роки тому +12

    Immediately after listening to the first one I felt the urge to take a shower and contemplate my life decisions, and it only grew worse😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MitsuniNika
    @MitsuniNika 2 роки тому +8

    This is a optimus classic back when he made these twitter comment or strange messages coverage videos to roast on some weirdos out in the depths of the internet

  • @auugh43546
    @auugh43546 2 роки тому +10

    I feel as though someone on narcotics would act more rational than these beasts

  • @theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778
    @theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778 2 роки тому +29

    The only one of these that I found acceptable was the guy asking if she was a leftist.

    • @whenshekeepssucking6916
      @whenshekeepssucking6916 2 роки тому +1

      I mean… Yeah, that does seem important. Especially nowadays where a lot of people, regardless of political alignment, can be REALLY stingy about what they believe in and consider different opinions as a problem. Good to know before you end up getting with you constantly disagreeing with

  • @mattjunior3024
    @mattjunior3024 2 роки тому +1

    please keep these videos up man , they are funny asf

  • @phantomghostthedripgod9474
    @phantomghostthedripgod9474 2 роки тому +1

    The last one is so crazy that I can’t even try to understand the thought process.

  • @gullywashere6985
    @gullywashere6985 2 роки тому +3

    Make this a series, love it

  • @phonethant4932
    @phonethant4932 2 роки тому +1

    0:30 bro how did that not get in??

  • @Trinket_Master
    @Trinket_Master 2 роки тому +7

    God I remember when Rocket League was a good game, then they made it free, locked all progression behind paywalls and gave players who actually paid for the game literally so incentive to ever play again

    • @kommandantkillcode
      @kommandantkillcode 2 роки тому

      What do you mean by the progression being locked behind paywalls? The only progression that wasn’t random chance since a short period of time after the launch of the game was competitive, and you don’t have to pay a dime for that. Furthermore, getting higher ranks in competitive and playing enough matches gives rank-based rewards that range from alright to spectacular depending on the season.

  • @ozarkhippie
    @ozarkhippie 2 роки тому +2

    Those NPCs need to reroll their stats at the nearest town.

  • @blackbelt123100
    @blackbelt123100 2 роки тому

    These are the types of guys that make me not feel bad about myself. I just remember there's people like these ones

  • @SHATTEREDxBLADE1
    @SHATTEREDxBLADE1 2 роки тому

    I didn’t know how much I needed this

  • @Pseudonymist
    @Pseudonymist 2 роки тому +1

    That guy at the end had us in the first half

  • @caravansubjecttochains2004
    @caravansubjecttochains2004 2 роки тому +1

    I love this series, please do more of these :D

  • @beasty7063
    @beasty7063 2 роки тому

    Just that last dude I feel sorry like she was all up for a second date and one message ruined his chances forever.

  • @DoomShrm
    @DoomShrm 2 роки тому +5

    Bro I just got friendzoned in the worst way possible but this is making me feel p good about myself.

  • @lynchsman2069
    @lynchsman2069 2 роки тому +3

    "Invented a new category"
    The category of R Kelly's disciples

  • @hollow6178
    @hollow6178 2 роки тому +10

    Optimus should put his message from that video he deleted from the girl that clearly didn’t like him lol

    • @exotikals116
      @exotikals116 2 роки тому +3

      Ong

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani 2 роки тому +4

      Finally someone mentioned it

    • @Marlinkz_
      @Marlinkz_ 2 роки тому

      What did the message say

    • @no-du1qn
      @no-du1qn 2 роки тому

      @@Marlinkz_ look up optimus's deleted vid. Top result

    • @squidward9747
      @squidward9747 2 роки тому

      @@RyanSoltani Fr everyone forgot

  • @holasoyalejandro9822
    @holasoyalejandro9822 2 роки тому +16

    let me catch MY SON.... wait wrong channel

    • @Palivox
      @Palivox 2 роки тому +3

      They're very similar, go ahead say it

    • @KingBlu98
      @KingBlu98 2 роки тому +2

      Bro that's funny I love how much they sound similar

  • @completelyactivegamingchannel
    @completelyactivegamingchannel 2 роки тому +1

    As someone who roleplays with consenting people. The first one made one of my organs shut down.

  • @mandozzz__
    @mandozzz__ 2 роки тому +2

    Great vid but I was more focused on you scoring that nasty goal then going on to win the match 😂

  • @yougoslavia
    @yougoslavia 2 роки тому +1

    1:36 as someone who lives in Nubia in minecraft, I am disappointed.

  • @zetsuya1
    @zetsuya1 2 роки тому +1

    Nahhh I need a series💀🙏🏽🙏🏽.

  • @mrplayfulshade
    @mrplayfulshade 2 роки тому

    Lowkey my favorite type of videos from you

  • @frankiejones7858
    @frankiejones7858 2 роки тому +1

    How the English professor slides in dms

  • @docplays6508
    @docplays6508 2 роки тому

    All these texts make me want to hide in my skin like turtle hides in its shell

  • @cyanide7389
    @cyanide7389 2 роки тому +1

    1:36 yeah... as someone who used to frequently ERP back in the day, that would be my same reaction.

  • @xTornado78x
    @xTornado78x 2 роки тому

    Imagine being friendzoned so hard, you create a new category

  • @josephspagnolo3376
    @josephspagnolo3376 2 роки тому

    2:58 Opti couldn’t contain himself here😭😭😭

  • @terry6729
    @terry6729 2 роки тому +1

    This is a certified oblivion NPC moment

  • @kittenpaws404
    @kittenpaws404 2 роки тому +2

    "Do not be calling people kitten..." I wish someone would've told this to my kindergarten-freshman year friend group cause that was actually my nickname.. Until they finally figured out that, 'hey maybe calling this person a pet name, is not a good idea'.
    I wish i was joking but honestly I am not, and before i get called a furry again- the kitten part of my username was because of my old nickname

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub 2 роки тому

    Bruh listening to these messages gives me extreme secondhand embarrassment.

  • @thelittleowl1
    @thelittleowl1 2 роки тому +1

    These guys need to be on a list!

  • @genericnameandgamertag7448
    @genericnameandgamertag7448 2 роки тому

    1:43this is the definition of a face palm

  • @user1nation
    @user1nation 2 роки тому +1

    Yo leave them alone! They're lowering the bar for everyone else 🤣

  • @beanmarine1173
    @beanmarine1173 2 роки тому

    7:40 that man should’ve been in the category of blocked IP address

  • @growingoaks
    @growingoaks Рік тому

    If i cant call you kitten, is “baby cat” okay? 😂

  • @soggySslopster
    @soggySslopster 2 роки тому +2

    thats some epic rocket league gameplay

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 2 роки тому +1

    The amount of 'Just... Why?' that I feel is unhealthy.

  • @danielmaclaughlin538
    @danielmaclaughlin538 2 роки тому +1

    This series is too funny dude keep it up 👍

  • @officerbarbrady8387
    @officerbarbrady8387 2 роки тому

    You read these messages.
    "Loads rifle with religious intent"
    "It's time to commit WAR CRIMES"

  • @2511_blender
    @2511_blender 2 роки тому

    I'm not surprised about "can you spit in my mouth" part

  • @johncarlocagaoan6252
    @johncarlocagaoan6252 2 роки тому +1

    my daily dose of optimus

  • @1N0t3
    @1N0t3 2 роки тому

    Tell me your down bad, without telling me your down bad.

  • @Gamer1990100
    @Gamer1990100 2 роки тому

    Nice to see some elements of the lower end of the food chain.

  • @cryguy0000
    @cryguy0000 2 роки тому

    I legit was worried one of these was gonna be me, but thankfully I've never said anything this dumb to somebody

  • @USER_S4V4NT
    @USER_S4V4NT 2 роки тому +2

    i wouldn’t consider myself normal but now i do and i need a scientific explanation how these erp weirdos get this far when i get ghosted before we even have a conversation.

  • @Enri_M_Louvre
    @Enri_M_Louvre Рік тому

    second date? sure, this time lets have it at the local police station.

  • @filxie
    @filxie 2 роки тому

    2:00 had me dead bro 💀💀

  • @Gaurang_Karande
    @Gaurang_Karande 2 роки тому +1

    7:58 Aye yo what the heck

  • @detectivehan5717
    @detectivehan5717 2 роки тому +4

    I just have one thing to say about the final image….
    WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHERING F*CK?!?

  • @TrishaSmith
    @TrishaSmith 2 роки тому +1

    Oh lord. Here we go.

  • @Mitzi-chan224
    @Mitzi-chan224 Рік тому

    "I want to eat your sheep.", that made me lol. Auto-correct at its finest. 😂😂

  • @Lucas-lq9cn
    @Lucas-lq9cn 2 роки тому

    7:56 this man had it and then sold the bag

  • @lyovadova128
    @lyovadova128 Рік тому

    8:00 bro I’m ngl I was actually jaw dropped after this one 😳

  • @jfowler53
    @jfowler53 2 роки тому +1

    The last guy seattlled seahawked it

  • @YouVSMeTV
    @YouVSMeTV 2 роки тому

    That last one was definitely beginners serial killer territory. Yeesh.

  • @thearizonaranger4079
    @thearizonaranger4079 2 роки тому

    *Man was Earth core levels of down bad oh my god*

  • @goosemann2389
    @goosemann2389 2 роки тому

    This made me scream in pain in the school cafetarium

  • @808BENDER
    @808BENDER 2 роки тому

    I can't get over how cracked Optimus is at rocket league

  • @Stoudtminer
    @Stoudtminer 2 роки тому +1

    So the first few messages. That is like a turn on for some people, what I mean is the "*strokes (insert thing here)*" is a turn on for some people. However, doing it with someone you don't know is wrong and also yea that dude is down bad.

  • @erniebeasley8521
    @erniebeasley8521 2 роки тому

    When he's about to say "Optimus prime" yet says "Optimus possible"

  • @mikkitoro8933
    @mikkitoro8933 2 роки тому

    You know what the saying is, bretherin above mistresses.

  • @Jimmothy44
    @Jimmothy44 2 роки тому

    Optimus said Bro like 98 times in this video 😂

  • @morgonfr33m4n1337z
    @morgonfr33m4n1337z 2 роки тому

    Thumbnail guy literally scored but then proceeds to burn himself

  • @CokefishR
    @CokefishR 2 роки тому

    That last one though... he knows how to oxymoron...

  • @rymanjones3
    @rymanjones3 Рік тому

    as soon as he read the first sentence i cringed out of my skin. absolutely ho-ribble 💀😭

  • @SirToaster9330
    @SirToaster9330 2 роки тому

    my soul started hurting when he failed that first goal

  • @ManicBacon
    @ManicBacon 2 роки тому

    Next time i meet up with my friend im gonna open with calling him kitten, maybe I'll throw in some mouth breathing for good measure.