@@ps5056 Actually weed is just another word for tobacco in the Hobbit. It is referred to as tobac in the story on at least one occasion if not more and Tolkien himself was apparently a big fan of tobacco. You want more evidence that it was tobacco and the characters weren't all worthless pieces of shit stoners, read this. www.leafly.com/news/lifestyle/is-hobbit-pipe-weed-cannabis-in-tolkiens-books
Traveller, I require an assistant for my spells! -Yes Perfect! Stand still for a moment, please... (casts power word kill, instantly killing the player character) -No How dare you... my spells... my spells! Raaaaagh! (becomes hostile to player character)
Realistically, they're level 10, that's enough likely clout for someone to approach them with the request to take on the task needed in the nine hells and access to a direct teleportation method to get there with. If they need to be lower level, just start a new campaign with new characters. Unless you're specifically running a campaign with the gimmick of rotating DMs, regular DM not being available should most often mean just run something else totally fresh/new/non-continuation of what was. If you want a change of pace with something that doesn't fit what the party is currently involved in, go all the way with it with a new party. Most players love an excuse to roll up a new character, especially in 5E where it's very simple to do so. ...This is of course painfully obvious, and anyone able to recognize this video as parody would be able to think of these solutions and factors.
you are surrounded by people who looks somewhat like divination wizards, but all your insight and search for divination check throws doesnt allow you to find any around. must be no divination wizards around, be calm my friend.
Theory: The reason that wizard keeps having those "Oh shit" moments during this is because he is so used to breaking the game that he is genuinely surprised that the other players do not, like "How could they not beat 30 devils at level 5 there's literally 2 of them"
He forgot to say “A nearby divination wizard casts dominate person/monster on each of you, and gives you both 1s. He commands you to accept resurrection and you both get revived.”
I was fine when the infamous "nearby divination wizard" was dubiously rolling 1's in the morning. But the Minecraft piston is way too evil, this is not okay
Christopher Marcantel Just the Wizard doing some dumb shit with his magic so all nations of the fantasy multiverse unite and send a serious anti-magic swat cleric, a goofy rogue with a coffee and kleptomania addiction, fighterman with a gritty backstory but is the most wholesome character of the show, some cute mimic companion that is mostly the wizards maid and tends to lie around like a cat and be in the most inconvenient spaces when needed.
I mean... the set up of: "You all die and are too wicked and so you end up in hell" Heck even the "You lose your memories" is a decent set up... But PROBABLY not to foist on an already established party.
I've run a campaign where session 1 ends with "The kobolds you were sent to kill were worshipping an elder blue dragon." The campaign was then set in an afterlife-ish dimension some crazy-powerful wizard had created to trap souls and play god with.
I'm actually running a campaign like this in a few days! They're an old party that discovered the villains plot, so they cast extended modify memory and erased their memories, therefore explains why theyre level 1, and why they don't know that villain
With a campaign starting like that it could lead to the party turning on their evil past and becoming glorious heroes after traveling through hell. Basically Dante's Inferno, but with more fireballs and skill checks.
Noooo he is a great DM because he managed to break the bane of every DM before him. HE OVERCAME THE FIREBALL! The fireball has no power over him. He is now on a completely new plane of existence, far above even the highest celestial planes, deeper then the basement of the ninth hell. A place unfathomable to anyone else.
I was afraid to use this spell on my players last session. They challenged a lich at levels 11-13. I decided they would be very upset if it killed them since it was a bit of a side quest, so the lich killed the ghost of his greatest friend as a scare tactic. It didnt work. But hey, they dont know that the lich isnt truly dead so theyve angered a terrible force that will certainly try to thwart them.
@@defensivekobra3873 Spell Saves? Power Word Kill doesn't let you roll a save. Not even a death saving throw. If you are at 100 health or lower, and someone casts this on you, you just die. Full stop. Nothing you can do about it.
The second guy didn't die IRL even after taking the 1 HP punch because Liches only have one Lv9 spell, and all of the 10000 of them used theirs on the first guy. Pardon for not using the names, I'm just a passerby.
@@jeremybosworth2275 I once played a one shot where my wizard got their spellbook stolen and I only had cantrips and I won a fight with prestidigitation and a good deception roll.
So not only did he drop them in the Hell that _didn't_ have the River Styx, but by the effect he said it had on his players, he didn't even want the River Styx. The memory wiping river is Lethe.
It actually is impossible. Maxed constitution, tough feat, hill dwarf barbarian gets a maximum of 20 hp per level (8 flat + 12 on the d12), so 100 would be the highest possible hp at level 5 (assuming there aren't temporary hp involved, wich the barbarian can't give itself, or homebrew magic items that raise max hp)
In Greek mythology it was the River Lethe that made people lose memories. It gets conflated with the Styx, but there were several rivers in the Underworld in Greek myths: Styx, Lethe (the river of forgetfulness), Acheron (the river of woe), Cocytus (the river of lament), and Phlegethon (the river of fire).
@@lordbuss I am not sure. While the others have a consistent effect on people, the Styx is generally just poisonous to the living. The word, styx, juent "shudder" ot the like merely denoting that people who see it are generally dead and shudder at the sight. But then there is Thetis dipping Achilles and it granting him invulerability rather than poisoning him...
My biggest d&d pet peeve is when DMs unreasonably punish you for rolling a Nat20 on something they themselves told you to roll for. Needless to say I had a small conniption watching this lol It's funny how they have such a hard time keeping a straight face while Wizard Jacob does his thing. Hilarious content all around
@@NoConsequenc3 I mean, it depends on what they want to do - jump to the moon without magic? no roll. try to get the king to give you their crown? roll to see if he takes it as a bad joke / treason.
I love that at the end of the video, Colton is slumped onto the table, because that implies that after being literally killed IRL by BigDickWizard69's 10,000 Power Word Kills, BDW69 hauled his corpse back into the chair and did nothing else for him.
How programmers do it: -Make me a sandwich -No -Sudo make me a sandwich -Ok How DMs do it: -Make me a sandwich -No -A divination wizard rolled a 1 this morning, you fail the check -Ok
Honestly, having a campaing that sets place in the afterlife, with the party meeting down there after their death, sounds like a pretty interesting idea. And the priest of all gods also sounds fun.
I’m 100% gonna make a home brew character that is literally just a divination wizard, no actual attacks or anything, just the power to give out shitty rolls and a knife
Someone replaced the tobacco in Gandalf's pipe with bath salts.
Hobbit weed is not tobacco lmao
@@ps5056 same difference.
@@ps5056 pipeweed is basically tobacco
@@jezebelmei195 nah bro
it's the good kush
@@ps5056
Actually weed is just another word for tobacco in the Hobbit. It is referred to as tobac in the story on at least one occasion if not more and Tolkien himself was apparently a big fan of tobacco. You want more evidence that it was tobacco and the characters weren't all worthless pieces of shit stoners, read this.
www.leafly.com/news/lifestyle/is-hobbit-pipe-weed-cannabis-in-tolkiens-books
"I cast that 9th level spell you gave me, Super-murder-ball-death-kill"
"I forgot about super-murder-ball-death-kill!"
COUNTER SPEEEELLL!
@@natanoj16 *Fortnite dances*
Dispell magic!
DDDD.. DDDDDDDDISPPPEEEELLL MAGIC
5,000 liches say at the same time "That's a bold claim for someone within fireball range"
i don't know what fever dream Jacob had to inspire this character but i'm glad it happened. He feels like an Oblivion NPC
an oblivion npc but he became sentient
edvard flå that’s a good comparison
character?
Traveller, I require an assistant for my spells!
-Yes
Perfect! Stand still for a moment, please... (casts power word kill, instantly killing the player character)
-No
How dare you... my spells... my spells! Raaaaagh! (becomes hostile to player character)
@@controlcore1 I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU
GET THEM DANK VIEWS!
How are you not verified?
^ one can only hope
HO HO
Sad face
the number of likes at this comment is priceless
When the DM really wants you to play a quest but has no realistic way of getting you to the start of it
Warren Peterson but he’s gonna bring you back up at the end, right? Right??
@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 POWER WORD KILL!
AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Realistically, they're level 10, that's enough likely clout for someone to approach them with the request to take on the task needed in the nine hells and access to a direct teleportation method to get there with. If they need to be lower level, just start a new campaign with new characters. Unless you're specifically running a campaign with the gimmick of rotating DMs, regular DM not being available should most often mean just run something else totally fresh/new/non-continuation of what was. If you want a change of pace with something that doesn't fit what the party is currently involved in, go all the way with it with a new party. Most players love an excuse to roll up a new character, especially in 5E where it's very simple to do so.
...This is of course painfully obvious, and anyone able to recognize this video as parody would be able to think of these solutions and factors.
And has terrible improv skills.
@@5-Volt what do you mean terrible? The Wizard has the best improv skills. He learnt them from a book after all!
DM: You walk into the Tarvern ...
PC: I keep my eyes peeled for anyone that looks like a Divination Wizard.
DM: ...uh, why?
PC: I like being alive.
Dm: Out of the corner of your eye a wizard materialises and teleports you into the river Styx. And by the way he gives you a Nat one on your dex check
you are surrounded by people who looks somewhat like divination wizards, but all your insight and search for divination check throws doesnt allow you to find any around. must be no divination wizards around, be calm my friend.
Play as a divination wizard.
Become that which you fear.
You investigate but a nearby divination wizard gives you a one.There are no divination wizards nearby.
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm amazed that the wig and beard have stayed in such good condition after everything that Jacob's done with it.
S. Colins what you fail to realize is that there is no fake beard and wig, this is just something he can grow with his massive unscalable power.
How do I acquire the wig beard and hat?
You fool that’s not a wig
It's not a wig you dunce. hoho
This here is a REAL mustache.
*Grunts loudly*
*PUFF*
Are you a mermaid?
“A nearby divination wizard makes you roll a 1” is my new favorite d&d phrase
they bought that wizard outfit and by god are they getting their money's worth
He is the Wizard Now!
His other self no longer exists.
I think logan had said it was his
TAX WRITEOFFS!!!
@@coltondavis7022 truly a ninth level spell all wizards should know
Someone was gonna say this.. it was only a matter of time when
Theory: The reason that wizard keeps having those "Oh shit" moments during this is because he is so used to breaking the game that he is genuinely surprised that the other players do not, like "How could they not beat 30 devils at level 5 there's literally 2 of them"
I love Wizard Jacob lmfao
He's literally chaos incarnate and I'm into it
He surpasses chaotic evil. He's chaotic Jacob
@@greatstoryteller9459
He's just straight up Chaos, nothing can stop him.
Rhynn Ontiizaaniiuus 死神 chaotic chaotic
His alignment is Chaotic Chaotic
You chaos worshiping HERATIC!
Wizard DM: "A divination wizard had two nat 1s"
Also Wizard DM: "I thought it was 3.5"
He forgot to say “A nearby divination wizard casts dominate person/monster on each of you, and gives you both 1s. He commands you to accept resurrection and you both get revived.”
I was fine when the infamous "nearby divination wizard" was dubiously rolling 1's in the morning.
But the Minecraft piston is way too evil, this is not okay
4:47 me when I find a Minecraft reference in a DND vid .Let's go!
I love the nearby divination wizard lmao. 😂
Would you feel any better if it was a Garry's Mod Piston instead? At least the Minecraft one won't be janky.
"Are you playing 5th edition?"
"THERE'S A 5TH EDITION?"
No, there is only a massive gaping hole in spacetime after 3.5e. Some speak of 4e/Spellplague, but that's all heresy.
Appreantly god of magic died per usual
Jacob is slipping further into insanity and it shows.
Oh my god it's Crit Crab
Fancy meeting you here. It's all connected. It really is all connected.
🦀
Oh hay Crablord.
🙂
...
😏
A *GIANT ENEMY CRAB* appears!
My crotch feels itch...
Begins quest:...
"A nearby divination Wizards gives you two ones" is a great idea, I'll have to remember that for my dming session
We need an entire show based around this wizard
Christopher Marcantel
Just the Wizard doing some dumb shit with his magic so all nations of the fantasy multiverse unite and send a serious anti-magic swat cleric, a goofy rogue with a coffee and kleptomania addiction, fighterman with a gritty backstory but is the most wholesome character of the show, some cute mimic companion that is mostly the wizards maid and tends to lie around like a cat and be in the most inconvenient spaces when needed.
You would love, "Wizards with guns" they are a great UA-cam channel that has this exact character.
Christopher Marcantel yes. The bad player with too much power
This Wizard and JoCat's Crap Guides Character.
What do you think this is.
I love how, when the hat falls, it's revealed a literal murder hobo was running the game all along.
This is probably what my non rpg friends think is happening when I tell them about my game sessions...
That, and Satanic chanting, right?
Wait this isn’t an actual session?
@@TheGuardDuck Only in Call of Cthulhu.
I mean... the set up of: "You all die and are too wicked and so you end up in hell" Heck even the "You lose your memories" is a decent set up... But PROBABLY not to foist on an already established party.
Nionivek I really want to run a campaign of this
I've run a campaign where session 1 ends with "The kobolds you were sent to kill were worshipping an elder blue dragon."
The campaign was then set in an afterlife-ish dimension some crazy-powerful wizard had created to trap souls and play god with.
@@calemr But was the BBEG a nearby divination wizard?
I'm actually running a campaign like this in a few days! They're an old party that discovered the villains plot, so they cast extended modify memory and erased their memories, therefore explains why theyre level 1, and why they don't know that villain
With a campaign starting like that it could lead to the party turning on their evil past and becoming glorious heroes after traveling through hell.
Basically Dante's Inferno, but with more fireballs and skill checks.
They seem to hold their laughts the whole time
We are, hahaha. The raw footage is just us laughing every two seconds
@@XPtoLevel3 why no bloopers this video?
@@mizt_strider8003 the whole vid looks like a blooper to me
@@XPtoLevel3 we need a blooper reel, stat
@@XPtoLevel3 that stuff is worth uploading
"I cast a 9th level spell: Wish"
"OK, what do you wish for?"
"I wish another 9th level spell: Power Word Kill, actually lived up to its hype"
A nearby divination wizard...the solution was so close and I never saw it!
TheTrueLeafless oooh
He forsaw their demise
it needed to give them the nat 1s before they rolled though
Oh man, I miss Lich-con. I hope this year Acerak will finally manage to arrive for his scheduled panel about dungeon crafting.
Nearby divination wizard is my favorite character.
"Here take this, record the game"
*Proceeds to teleport all over the place like a badass wizard*
You know he is a bad dm , because fire ball didn’t worked.
this comment made by a wizard
My character casted fireball at a shadow dragon, then I got possessed and blew up a continent
Noooo he is a great DM because he managed to break the bane of every DM before him. HE OVERCAME THE FIREBALL! The fireball has no power over him. He is now on a completely new plane of existence, far above even the highest celestial planes, deeper then the basement of the ninth hell. A place unfathomable to anyone else.
I was afraid to use this spell on my players last session. They challenged a lich at levels 11-13. I decided they would be very upset if it killed them since it was a bit of a side quest, so the lich killed the ghost of his greatest friend as a scare tactic. It didnt work. But hey, they dont know that the lich isnt truly dead so theyve angered a terrible force that will certainly try to thwart them.
Litch : oh look it’s the heroes home home town
they don't have to have that spell too keep in mind
I was glad Spencer could record the game!
LOL said you joined 16 minutes ago this comment was 14 minutes ago well played my brother well played
Ah yes bigdickwizard6969
how big are we talking here?
....
BigD1ckWizard6969 great job
DM: oh no, who let 'him' have 9th level spells?
Wizard: You did.
DM: It cannot be....
Wizard: I was you the entire time.
10,000 Liches inside a cave
10,000 Lich to go!
1 PUNCHES YOU
takes hp from you
9,999 Power word kills
ONE PUUUUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Technically 9999 Power word kills would do the same thing as just 1 Power word kill.
@@MayHugger saves. You forgot about em, from 12% ish percent to 0.000000000000000000000013% ish percent
Also they used they spell slots, they all have the Epic boon of high Magic?
@@defensivekobra3873 Spell Saves? Power Word Kill doesn't let you roll a save. Not even a death saving throw. If you are at 100 health or lower, and someone casts this on you, you just die. Full stop. Nothing you can do about it.
Ah yes, the famous 'nearby divination wizard' trick, my favorite
I'm starting to think that the beard is actually real and he just CGI's it out every video he doesn't have it.
"a nearby divination wizard gives you both 1's"
Goddamn nearby divination wizards ruining my life, they're everywhere.
That’s the creepiest wizard voice I ever heard kinda inspires me to make a character with a voice like that
"I'm uploading this to my channel, BigDickWizard6969."
It's real.
Therapist: BigDickWizard6969 isnt real. He cant hurt you
Me: Watches video. Please help he's going to kill me.
@@ListNein 100,000 liches point at you and cast POWER WORD KILL*
@@RaskaTheFurry i cast DISPELL MAGIC
......................he's behind you
I turn around and DISPELL MAGIC
@@ListNein souldnt that be .... COUNTER SPELL ? instead of Dispell magic ? like ... if that magic is casted, you are dead... like...
The second guy didn't die IRL even after taking the 1 HP punch because Liches only have one Lv9 spell, and all of the 10000 of them used theirs on the first guy.
Pardon for not using the names, I'm just a passerby.
They have the boon of high magic
I want you to make a channel called BigDickWizard6969 and upload stuff to acquire the dank views
hoho
ivern Bramblefoot I just want a few episodes a month
BD’Dubs mah broh! Six nayn six naynn baby!
It is a channel
Hoho
@@BigDickWizard-fh7lp it like using a weegee board and satan responds holy fuck
"All of them. Every god."
Ooo boy. Time to watch that video again.
He really... he's really making use of that wig
Ssshhhht. Let hin have this. He paid good money for it.
menno graafmans It’s Logan’s
Does this happen everytime runesmith is gone.
Nroke1 yes
Bwahahaha! I love that idea
its not often that something makes me laugh while also giving me incredible anxiety but here we are
Very tired same! (In an excitedly frightened voice)
It's so painful XD
6:08 "a minecraft piston pushes you in" I'm dying XD
That one DM on the first session
0:05
Yup
"A minecraft piston pushes you in"
Actually made me laugh for several minutes 🤣
I'm so early Jacob is only learning cantrips
gavin hamilton !!!
I'm sure he'd even make cantrips sound OP.
Jeremy Bosworth Eldritch Blast.
@@jeremybosworth2275 I once played a one shot where my wizard got their spellbook stolen and I only had cantrips and I won a fight with prestidigitation and a good deception roll.
When your DM give liches two level-9 spell slots, you know HE is the murder hobo.
3, actually. The second attempt failed, so they punched him in the face.
@@joshcain1032 my favourite 9th level spell
Punch face for 1 damage
XP to Level 3: *Uploads a video*
Me, before even watching the video: Power Word Like
Also I hope someone makes a joke account for the Wizard's UA-cam channel.
@@adwitatherealadwita :^)
@@BigDickWizard6969 he did it lol
“You have DIED in the NINE HELLS...you are now in HEAVEN!”
El Wizardo the DM: *Shit I needed them in the NINE HELLS!*
*E S P E C I A L L Y T H E W I Z A R D*
I see you've been to Davvy's.
So not only did he drop them in the Hell that _didn't_ have the River Styx, but by the effect he said it had on his players, he didn't even want the River Styx. The memory wiping river is Lethe.
That's Greek mythlogy. In DnD, Styx makes you forget.
Maybe the designers confused them?
damn those nearby divination wizards...
DM: You see the River Styx.
Me: I cast fireball.
Join us next time when everyone else quits and the wizard is alone...
Jk, he has -kidnapped- _charmed_ everyone and -forces- _urges_ them to play
"There's a nearby Divination Wizard!" lmao
"Why are there so many liches?"
1:33 The way the Wizard shuffles over sideways like he's King Zora in OoT...
I died at "Minecraft Piston".
Wait. I think I know what the power word is now.
0:27 "Im uploading this to my channel BigDickWizard6969"
This channel actually excists
I cant even
It was made today, as a response to a previous comment from Icaruswizard
Level 5 and 101 HP what kinda jacked Barbarian is that?
Either a 20 con variant human or hill dwarve with the tough feat.
@@Ben-jl2rh Hmm I might roll that next time I make a character. Been awhile since I try rping a dwarf.
It actually is impossible. Maxed constitution, tough feat, hill dwarf barbarian gets a maximum of 20 hp per level (8 flat + 12 on the d12), so 100 would be the highest possible hp at level 5 (assuming there aren't temporary hp involved, wich the barbarian can't give itself, or homebrew magic items that raise max hp)
Toughness with 20 con
@@kane2056 if we are assuming homebrew, anything goes. Might even be a homebrew race or something
Thanks for the calculation
The way the music cuts out when the Lich runs up and coldcocks him before 9,999 power word kills hit him is just amazing 😂
I love how the wizard flexs on all of the players
Wizard: "I CAST POWER WORD KILL"
Wizard: *pulls out a literal gun*
players: are we going to Hell
DM: Well yes, but actually no
In Greek mythology it was the River Lethe that made people lose memories. It gets conflated with the Styx, but there were several rivers in the Underworld in Greek myths: Styx, Lethe (the river of forgetfulness), Acheron (the river of woe), Cocytus (the river of lament), and Phlegethon (the river of fire).
Styx was the river of pain, right?
@@lordbuss I am not sure. While the others have a consistent effect on people, the Styx is generally just poisonous to the living. The word, styx, juent "shudder" ot the like merely denoting that people who see it are generally dead and shudder at the sight. But then there is Thetis dipping Achilles and it granting him invulerability rather than poisoning him...
I'm really loving these.
Spoopy D. Too much
4:16
There is cat. I like the cat.
She genuinely made me sad at the beginning:(
"A nearby divination wizard rolled two ones this morning!"
My biggest d&d pet peeve is when DMs unreasonably punish you for rolling a Nat20 on something they themselves told you to roll for. Needless to say I had a small conniption watching this lol
It's funny how they have such a hard time keeping a straight face while Wizard Jacob does his thing. Hilarious content all around
Their unenthusiastic reactions to the wizard DM are hilarious.
Man, that DM has some pretty crazy sessions, I better take notes
"A nearby divination wizard gives you ones." Is the fresh basil to the margherita pizza of this dnd horror story.
"You want to see the face of god?"
....please dont say for 25 cents.
Finally! A great tutorial on how to be a good dungeon master
Now I want to see Wizard vs Larry. Wizard Magic vs Mystic Magic
"I thought we were playing 3.5" Meanwhile the players think rolling a 20 on a save is an auto succeed???
Grim Lots of people use that as a house rule.
Grim if you can’t succeed on a roll, there’s no point in rolling
@@Sift11 but that's... wrong. A roll can determine how badly you fail
Sift11 he originally had them not roll though then they complained
@@NoConsequenc3 I mean, it depends on what they want to do - jump to the moon without magic? no roll. try to get the king to give you their crown? roll to see if he takes it as a bad joke / treason.
4:15 cat
Dude just quietly saying "Why are there so many liches?" got me for some reason. I was in tears laughing.
It is the lich convention. Happens every century or so.
I love that at the end of the video, Colton is slumped onto the table, because that implies that after being literally killed IRL by BigDickWizard69's 10,000 Power Word Kills, BDW69 hauled his corpse back into the chair and did nothing else for him.
everyones talking about the mcu, but this is the REAL best cinimatic universe
BigDickWizard6969 is the second coming of Jesus and it'll take a lot to convince me otherwise.
One word: Abserd.
Fite me, scrubb
second coming? Wow hes got a lot of stamina for an old dude
@@WarDragonOfTheLight There'll be much daAaAanger!
It’s a real channel too
It is true!
This is great. 10/10 love this skit. Also totally using that divination wizard trick as a DM :P
I feel like this video is directly attacking my DM style.
It seems a nearby divination wizard has been giving me his 1s my entire life.
Me:
Gandalf: takes off his hat
Me: *HAGRID*
this feels less like a sketch and more like a character study of jacob's sociopathic wizard persona
Fun fact: Revivify doesn’t require the creature be willing. Something fun for you torture clerics with a lot of money.
You get pushed into the cave by a minecraft piston! Oh
"You're all dead" always a good way to start a campaign
How programmers do it:
-Make me a sandwich
-No
-Sudo make me a sandwich
-Ok
How DMs do it:
-Make me a sandwich
-No
-A divination wizard rolled a 1 this morning, you fail the check
-Ok
More like, power word kill the campaign
Jacob, may I homage the wizard character in my campain?
Honestly, having a campaing that sets place in the afterlife, with the party meeting down there after their death, sounds like a pretty interesting idea.
And the priest of all gods also sounds fun.
I’m gonna have an npc in all my campaign s now called the nearby divination wizard who always rolls nat 1s
A campaign in hell actually sounds pretty freaking sick.
At this point the wizard is an scp.
I'm just waiting for the episode where the wizard discovers that no one wants to play with him anymore.
I’m 100% gonna make a home brew character that is literally just a divination wizard, no actual attacks or anything, just the power to give out shitty rolls and a knife
And in encounters he makes the monsters roll bad?
@@HappyBeezerStudios *devious lick* sure, let's go with that
@@HappyBeezerStudios *devious lick* sure, let's go with that