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  • @feralchangeling97
    @feralchangeling97 4 роки тому +9657

    Someone replaced the tobacco in Gandalf's pipe with bath salts.

    • @ps5056
      @ps5056 4 роки тому +144

      Hobbit weed is not tobacco lmao

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 4 роки тому +43

      @@ps5056 same difference.

    • @jezebelmei195
      @jezebelmei195 4 роки тому +70

      @@ps5056 pipeweed is basically tobacco

    • @Ith4qua
      @Ith4qua 4 роки тому +65

      @@jezebelmei195 nah bro
      it's the good kush

    • @noneofyourbusiness2437
      @noneofyourbusiness2437 4 роки тому +54

      @@ps5056
      Actually weed is just another word for tobacco in the Hobbit. It is referred to as tobac in the story on at least one occasion if not more and Tolkien himself was apparently a big fan of tobacco. You want more evidence that it was tobacco and the characters weren't all worthless pieces of shit stoners, read this.
      www.leafly.com/news/lifestyle/is-hobbit-pipe-weed-cannabis-in-tolkiens-books

  • @therealx1ras453
    @therealx1ras453 4 роки тому +2282

    "I cast that 9th level spell you gave me, Super-murder-ball-death-kill"
    "I forgot about super-murder-ball-death-kill!"

    • @natanoj16
      @natanoj16 4 роки тому +86

      COUNTER SPEEEELLL!

    • @BigDickWizard6969
      @BigDickWizard6969 4 роки тому +27

      @@natanoj16 *Fortnite dances*

    • @codebracker
      @codebracker 4 роки тому +13

      Dispell magic!

    • @fireblaze3368
      @fireblaze3368 4 роки тому +19

      DDDD.. DDDDDDDDISPPPEEEELLL MAGIC

    • @supernovagamer929
      @supernovagamer929 4 роки тому +24

      5,000 liches say at the same time "That's a bold claim for someone within fireball range"

  • @polygon2745
    @polygon2745 4 роки тому +8186

    i don't know what fever dream Jacob had to inspire this character but i'm glad it happened. He feels like an Oblivion NPC

    • @edvardfla3573
      @edvardfla3573 4 роки тому +261

      an oblivion npc but he became sentient

    • @filiplykkegaardkastrup1876
      @filiplykkegaardkastrup1876 4 роки тому +33

      edvard flå that’s a good comparison

    • @Ryugantek
      @Ryugantek 4 роки тому +9

      character?

    • @controlcore1
      @controlcore1 4 роки тому +91

      Traveller, I require an assistant for my spells!
      -Yes
      Perfect! Stand still for a moment, please... (casts power word kill, instantly killing the player character)
      -No
      How dare you... my spells... my spells! Raaaaagh! (becomes hostile to player character)

    • @polygon2745
      @polygon2745 4 роки тому +25

      @@controlcore1 I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU

  • @zeebashew
    @zeebashew 4 роки тому +3389

    GET THEM DANK VIEWS!

  • @warrenpeterson95
    @warrenpeterson95 4 роки тому +5305

    When the DM really wants you to play a quest but has no realistic way of getting you to the start of it

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +68

      Warren Peterson but he’s gonna bring you back up at the end, right? Right??

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 роки тому +40

      @@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 POWER WORD KILL!
      AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 4 роки тому +50

      Realistically, they're level 10, that's enough likely clout for someone to approach them with the request to take on the task needed in the nine hells and access to a direct teleportation method to get there with. If they need to be lower level, just start a new campaign with new characters. Unless you're specifically running a campaign with the gimmick of rotating DMs, regular DM not being available should most often mean just run something else totally fresh/new/non-continuation of what was. If you want a change of pace with something that doesn't fit what the party is currently involved in, go all the way with it with a new party. Most players love an excuse to roll up a new character, especially in 5E where it's very simple to do so.
      ...This is of course painfully obvious, and anyone able to recognize this video as parody would be able to think of these solutions and factors.

    • @5-Volt
      @5-Volt 4 роки тому +11

      And has terrible improv skills.

    • @sourwitch2340
      @sourwitch2340 3 роки тому +7

      @@5-Volt what do you mean terrible? The Wizard has the best improv skills. He learnt them from a book after all!

  • @kylethomas9130
    @kylethomas9130 4 роки тому +3204

    DM: You walk into the Tarvern ...
    PC: I keep my eyes peeled for anyone that looks like a Divination Wizard.
    DM: ...uh, why?
    PC: I like being alive.

    • @cosmit4250
      @cosmit4250 4 роки тому +276

      Dm: Out of the corner of your eye a wizard materialises and teleports you into the river Styx. And by the way he gives you a Nat one on your dex check

    • @Zagryzaec
      @Zagryzaec 4 роки тому +182

      you are surrounded by people who looks somewhat like divination wizards, but all your insight and search for divination check throws doesnt allow you to find any around. must be no divination wizards around, be calm my friend.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 4 роки тому +81

      Play as a divination wizard.
      Become that which you fear.

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 3 роки тому +129

      You investigate but a nearby divination wizard gives you a one.There are no divination wizards nearby.

    • @Vassilinia
      @Vassilinia 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @s.colins2050
    @s.colins2050 4 роки тому +6057

    I'm amazed that the wig and beard have stayed in such good condition after everything that Jacob's done with it.

    • @mr.accorn
      @mr.accorn 4 роки тому +497

      S. Colins what you fail to realize is that there is no fake beard and wig, this is just something he can grow with his massive unscalable power.

    • @kosherkingofisrael6381
      @kosherkingofisrael6381 4 роки тому +21

      How do I acquire the wig beard and hat?

    • @lordskull4382
      @lordskull4382 4 роки тому +17

      You fool that’s not a wig

    • @BigDickWizard-fh7lp
      @BigDickWizard-fh7lp 4 роки тому +14

      It's not a wig you dunce. hoho

    • @alistergreycastle5016
      @alistergreycastle5016 4 роки тому +10

      This here is a REAL mustache.
      *Grunts loudly*
      *PUFF*
      Are you a mermaid?

  • @prismarinestars7471
    @prismarinestars7471 4 роки тому +207

    “A nearby divination wizard makes you roll a 1” is my new favorite d&d phrase

  • @KeeperofMolgera
    @KeeperofMolgera 4 роки тому +4705

    they bought that wizard outfit and by god are they getting their money's worth

    • @MrRourk
      @MrRourk 4 роки тому +123

      He is the Wizard Now!
      His other self no longer exists.

    • @Volition366
      @Volition366 4 роки тому +31

      I think logan had said it was his

    • @coltondavis7022
      @coltondavis7022 4 роки тому +40

      TAX WRITEOFFS!!!

    • @KeeperofMolgera
      @KeeperofMolgera 4 роки тому +35

      @@coltondavis7022 truly a ninth level spell all wizards should know

    • @nathancarver7179
      @nathancarver7179 4 роки тому +4

      Someone was gonna say this.. it was only a matter of time when

  • @laffinggas8068
    @laffinggas8068 3 роки тому +397

    Theory: The reason that wizard keeps having those "Oh shit" moments during this is because he is so used to breaking the game that he is genuinely surprised that the other players do not, like "How could they not beat 30 devils at level 5 there's literally 2 of them"

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 4 роки тому +4488

    I love Wizard Jacob lmfao
    He's literally chaos incarnate and I'm into it

    • @greatstoryteller9459
      @greatstoryteller9459 4 роки тому +98

      He surpasses chaotic evil. He's chaotic Jacob

    • @DarthSidian
      @DarthSidian 4 роки тому +56

      @@greatstoryteller9459
      He's just straight up Chaos, nothing can stop him.

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 4 роки тому +25

      Rhynn Ontiizaaniiuus 死神 chaotic chaotic

    • @OsvaldoChannel1
      @OsvaldoChannel1 4 роки тому +21

      His alignment is Chaotic Chaotic

    • @pikachurino_2396
      @pikachurino_2396 4 роки тому +3

      You chaos worshiping HERATIC!

  • @Elkator955
    @Elkator955 4 роки тому +1038

    Wizard DM: "A divination wizard had two nat 1s"
    Also Wizard DM: "I thought it was 3.5"

    • @EldenRingplayer407
      @EldenRingplayer407 3 роки тому +50

      He forgot to say “A nearby divination wizard casts dominate person/monster on each of you, and gives you both 1s. He commands you to accept resurrection and you both get revived.”

  • @lvl91soldier55
    @lvl91soldier55 4 роки тому +1794

    I was fine when the infamous "nearby divination wizard" was dubiously rolling 1's in the morning.
    But the Minecraft piston is way too evil, this is not okay

    • @Gyup523
      @Gyup523 3 роки тому +9

      4:47 me when I find a Minecraft reference in a DND vid .Let's go!

    • @Vassilinia
      @Vassilinia 3 роки тому +6

      I love the nearby divination wizard lmao. 😂

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 роки тому +4

      Would you feel any better if it was a Garry's Mod Piston instead? At least the Minecraft one won't be janky.

  • @fxmaster2571
    @fxmaster2571 4 роки тому +353

    "Are you playing 5th edition?"
    "THERE'S A 5TH EDITION?"

    • @MeneltirFalmaro
      @MeneltirFalmaro 4 роки тому +19

      No, there is only a massive gaping hole in spacetime after 3.5e. Some speak of 4e/Spellplague, but that's all heresy.

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 4 роки тому +8

      Appreantly god of magic died per usual

  • @CritCrab
    @CritCrab 4 роки тому +3294

    Jacob is slipping further into insanity and it shows.

  • @chazz30000
    @chazz30000 3 роки тому +180

    "A nearby divination Wizards gives you two ones" is a great idea, I'll have to remember that for my dming session

  • @christophermarcantel2759
    @christophermarcantel2759 4 роки тому +2867

    We need an entire show based around this wizard

    • @xekon14
      @xekon14 4 роки тому +77

      Christopher Marcantel
      Just the Wizard doing some dumb shit with his magic so all nations of the fantasy multiverse unite and send a serious anti-magic swat cleric, a goofy rogue with a coffee and kleptomania addiction, fighterman with a gritty backstory but is the most wholesome character of the show, some cute mimic companion that is mostly the wizards maid and tends to lie around like a cat and be in the most inconvenient spaces when needed.

    • @kevinr966
      @kevinr966 4 роки тому +13

      You would love, "Wizards with guns" they are a great UA-cam channel that has this exact character.

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +2

      Christopher Marcantel yes. The bad player with too much power

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 4 роки тому +11

      This Wizard and JoCat's Crap Guides Character.

    • @swapsplat
      @swapsplat 4 роки тому +3

      What do you think this is.

  • @alanhegewisch4486
    @alanhegewisch4486 4 роки тому +292

    I love how, when the hat falls, it's revealed a literal murder hobo was running the game all along.

  • @PaulMcBambi
    @PaulMcBambi 4 роки тому +555

    This is probably what my non rpg friends think is happening when I tell them about my game sessions...

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 роки тому +32

      That, and Satanic chanting, right?

    • @ArmoredChocoboLPs
      @ArmoredChocoboLPs 3 роки тому +16

      Wait this isn’t an actual session?

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheGuardDuck Only in Call of Cthulhu.

  • @Nionivek
    @Nionivek 4 роки тому +260

    I mean... the set up of: "You all die and are too wicked and so you end up in hell" Heck even the "You lose your memories" is a decent set up... But PROBABLY not to foist on an already established party.

    • @noelhann5262
      @noelhann5262 4 роки тому +3

      Nionivek I really want to run a campaign of this

    • @calemr
      @calemr 3 роки тому +9

      I've run a campaign where session 1 ends with "The kobolds you were sent to kill were worshipping an elder blue dragon."
      The campaign was then set in an afterlife-ish dimension some crazy-powerful wizard had created to trap souls and play god with.

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 3 роки тому +6

      @@calemr But was the BBEG a nearby divination wizard?

    • @ASuspiciousCrab
      @ASuspiciousCrab 2 роки тому +2

      I'm actually running a campaign like this in a few days! They're an old party that discovered the villains plot, so they cast extended modify memory and erased their memories, therefore explains why theyre level 1, and why they don't know that villain

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому

      With a campaign starting like that it could lead to the party turning on their evil past and becoming glorious heroes after traveling through hell.
      Basically Dante's Inferno, but with more fireballs and skill checks.

  • @rafaelsimaro7953
    @rafaelsimaro7953 4 роки тому +559

    They seem to hold their laughts the whole time

    • @XPtoLevel3
      @XPtoLevel3  4 роки тому +287

      We are, hahaha. The raw footage is just us laughing every two seconds

    • @mizt_strider8003
      @mizt_strider8003 4 роки тому +46

      @@XPtoLevel3 why no bloopers this video?

    • @urayamashi493
      @urayamashi493 4 роки тому +34

      @@mizt_strider8003 the whole vid looks like a blooper to me

    • @bleusd
      @bleusd 4 роки тому +11

      @@XPtoLevel3 we need a blooper reel, stat

    • @fakeravi
      @fakeravi 4 роки тому +8

      @@XPtoLevel3 that stuff is worth uploading

  • @B3RyL
    @B3RyL 4 роки тому +72

    "I cast a 9th level spell: Wish"
    "OK, what do you wish for?"
    "I wish another 9th level spell: Power Word Kill, actually lived up to its hype"

  • @TheTrueLeafless
    @TheTrueLeafless 4 роки тому +640

    A nearby divination wizard...the solution was so close and I never saw it!

  • @nihili4196
    @nihili4196 3 роки тому +36

    Oh man, I miss Lich-con. I hope this year Acerak will finally manage to arrive for his scheduled panel about dungeon crafting.

  • @wedran9225
    @wedran9225 4 роки тому +224

    Nearby divination wizard is my favorite character.

  • @jimmathers7924
    @jimmathers7924 4 роки тому +71

    "Here take this, record the game"
    *Proceeds to teleport all over the place like a badass wizard*

  • @nicolascouhin2358
    @nicolascouhin2358 4 роки тому +1180

    You know he is a bad dm , because fire ball didn’t worked.

    • @catoticneutral
      @catoticneutral 4 роки тому +28

      this comment made by a wizard

    • @haydencrawford8552
      @haydencrawford8552 4 роки тому +22

      My character casted fireball at a shadow dragon, then I got possessed and blew up a continent

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 2 роки тому +3

      Noooo he is a great DM because he managed to break the bane of every DM before him. HE OVERCAME THE FIREBALL! The fireball has no power over him. He is now on a completely new plane of existence, far above even the highest celestial planes, deeper then the basement of the ninth hell. A place unfathomable to anyone else.

  • @jordanb1153
    @jordanb1153 4 роки тому +91

    I was afraid to use this spell on my players last session. They challenged a lich at levels 11-13. I decided they would be very upset if it killed them since it was a bit of a side quest, so the lich killed the ghost of his greatest friend as a scare tactic. It didnt work. But hey, they dont know that the lich isnt truly dead so theyve angered a terrible force that will certainly try to thwart them.

    • @robrockstar9648
      @robrockstar9648 3 роки тому +1

      Litch : oh look it’s the heroes home home town

    • @Ajmes
      @Ajmes 3 роки тому +2

      they don't have to have that spell too keep in mind

  • @BigDckWizard
    @BigDckWizard 4 роки тому +749

    I was glad Spencer could record the game!

  • @kylethomas9130
    @kylethomas9130 4 роки тому +68

    DM: oh no, who let 'him' have 9th level spells?
    Wizard: You did.
    DM: It cannot be....
    Wizard: I was you the entire time.

  • @crazybunnyproductions7287
    @crazybunnyproductions7287 4 роки тому +930

    10,000 Liches inside a cave
    10,000 Lich to go!
    1 PUNCHES YOU
    takes hp from you
    9,999 Power word kills

    • @Titan360
      @Titan360 4 роки тому +36

      ONE PUUUUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 4 роки тому +15

      Technically 9999 Power word kills would do the same thing as just 1 Power word kill.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 роки тому +10

      @@MayHugger saves. You forgot about em, from 12% ish percent to 0.000000000000000000000013% ish percent

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 роки тому +2

      Also they used they spell slots, they all have the Epic boon of high Magic?

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 4 роки тому +20

      @@defensivekobra3873 Spell Saves? Power Word Kill doesn't let you roll a save. Not even a death saving throw. If you are at 100 health or lower, and someone casts this on you, you just die. Full stop. Nothing you can do about it.

  • @ondramlikovsky2023
    @ondramlikovsky2023 4 роки тому +45

    Ah yes, the famous 'nearby divination wizard' trick, my favorite

  • @Brendanj101
    @Brendanj101 4 роки тому +404

    I'm starting to think that the beard is actually real and he just CGI's it out every video he doesn't have it.

  • @matthijskuijpers1378
    @matthijskuijpers1378 3 роки тому +26

    "a nearby divination wizard gives you both 1's"
    Goddamn nearby divination wizards ruining my life, they're everywhere.

  • @crota5606
    @crota5606 4 роки тому +257

    That’s the creepiest wizard voice I ever heard kinda inspires me to make a character with a voice like that

  • @OneMillionBees
    @OneMillionBees 4 роки тому +47

    "I'm uploading this to my channel, BigDickWizard6969."
    It's real.

  • @xRyoZIN
    @xRyoZIN 4 роки тому +1093

    Therapist: BigDickWizard6969 isnt real. He cant hurt you
    Me: Watches video. Please help he's going to kill me.

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 4 роки тому +16

      @@ListNein 100,000 liches point at you and cast POWER WORD KILL*

    • @ListNein
      @ListNein 4 роки тому +5

      @@RaskaTheFurry i cast DISPELL MAGIC

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 4 роки тому +1

      ......................he's behind you

    • @ListNein
      @ListNein 4 роки тому +2

      I turn around and DISPELL MAGIC

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 4 роки тому

      @@ListNein souldnt that be .... COUNTER SPELL ? instead of Dispell magic ? like ... if that magic is casted, you are dead... like...

  • @AlekVen
    @AlekVen 4 роки тому +114

    The second guy didn't die IRL even after taking the 1 HP punch because Liches only have one Lv9 spell, and all of the 10000 of them used theirs on the first guy.
    Pardon for not using the names, I'm just a passerby.

    • @smallkloon
      @smallkloon 2 роки тому +3

      They have the boon of high magic

  • @ogrefeet6077
    @ogrefeet6077 4 роки тому +420

    I want you to make a channel called BigDickWizard6969 and upload stuff to acquire the dank views

  • @wisnakeo
    @wisnakeo 4 роки тому +28

    "All of them. Every god."
    Ooo boy. Time to watch that video again.

  • @ink7548
    @ink7548 4 роки тому +179

    He really... he's really making use of that wig

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 4 роки тому +3

      Ssshhhht. Let hin have this. He paid good money for it.

    • @copycat698
      @copycat698 4 роки тому

      menno graafmans It’s Logan’s

  • @nroke1684
    @nroke1684 4 роки тому +99

    Does this happen everytime runesmith is gone.

    • @gilleskoning
      @gilleskoning 4 роки тому +2

      Nroke1 yes

    • @katz86
      @katz86 4 роки тому

      Bwahahaha! I love that idea

  • @OhMercyMe
    @OhMercyMe 4 роки тому +225

    its not often that something makes me laugh while also giving me incredible anxiety but here we are

  • @joelcrafter43
    @joelcrafter43 4 роки тому +22

    6:08 "a minecraft piston pushes you in" I'm dying XD

  • @SouthShoreArc
    @SouthShoreArc 4 роки тому +163

    That one DM on the first session
    0:05

  • @fireandbombs12
    @fireandbombs12 4 роки тому +17

    "A minecraft piston pushes you in"
    Actually made me laugh for several minutes 🤣

  • @gavinhamilton4094
    @gavinhamilton4094 4 роки тому +269

    I'm so early Jacob is only learning cantrips

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому

      gavin hamilton !!!

    • @jeremybosworth2275
      @jeremybosworth2275 4 роки тому

      I'm sure he'd even make cantrips sound OP.

    • @theatheistbear3117
      @theatheistbear3117 4 роки тому +3

      Jeremy Bosworth Eldritch Blast.

    • @MEG4nerd
      @MEG4nerd 4 роки тому +1

      @@jeremybosworth2275 I once played a one shot where my wizard got their spellbook stolen and I only had cantrips and I won a fight with prestidigitation and a good deception roll.

  • @Soul-Hook
    @Soul-Hook 4 роки тому +33

    When your DM give liches two level-9 spell slots, you know HE is the murder hobo.

    • @joshcain1032
      @joshcain1032 4 роки тому +10

      3, actually. The second attempt failed, so they punched him in the face.

    • @absolutepineapple4115
      @absolutepineapple4115 4 роки тому +8

      @@joshcain1032 my favourite 9th level spell
      Punch face for 1 damage

  • @adwitatherealadwita
    @adwitatherealadwita 4 роки тому +451

    XP to Level 3: *Uploads a video*
    Me, before even watching the video: Power Word Like

  • @Killstone12
    @Killstone12 4 роки тому +45

    “You have DIED in the NINE HELLS...you are now in HEAVEN!”
    El Wizardo the DM: *Shit I needed them in the NINE HELLS!*

  • @lecopshavefoundme9461
    @lecopshavefoundme9461 4 роки тому +98

    *E S P E C I A L L Y T H E W I Z A R D*

  • @devonm042690
    @devonm042690 3 роки тому +12

    So not only did he drop them in the Hell that _didn't_ have the River Styx, but by the effect he said it had on his players, he didn't even want the River Styx. The memory wiping river is Lethe.

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor Рік тому +1

      That's Greek mythlogy. In DnD, Styx makes you forget.
      Maybe the designers confused them?

  • @joelritter1336
    @joelritter1336 4 роки тому +83

    damn those nearby divination wizards...

  • @molliethomas2585
    @molliethomas2585 4 роки тому +19

    DM: You see the River Styx.
    Me: I cast fireball.

  • @phantom3969
    @phantom3969 4 роки тому +84

    Join us next time when everyone else quits and the wizard is alone...
    Jk, he has -kidnapped- _charmed_ everyone and -forces- _urges_ them to play

  • @PhileasLiebmann
    @PhileasLiebmann 4 роки тому +16

    "There's a nearby Divination Wizard!" lmao

  • @bradleymorgan8223
    @bradleymorgan8223 4 роки тому +45

    "Why are there so many liches?"

  • @Arcane_Archer
    @Arcane_Archer 2 роки тому +4

    1:33 The way the Wizard shuffles over sideways like he's King Zora in OoT...

  • @WarDragonOfTheLight
    @WarDragonOfTheLight 4 роки тому +27

    I died at "Minecraft Piston".
    Wait. I think I know what the power word is now.

  • @gunjfur8633
    @gunjfur8633 4 роки тому +9

    0:27 "Im uploading this to my channel BigDickWizard6969"
    This channel actually excists
    I cant even

    • @haysdixon6227
      @haysdixon6227 4 роки тому

      It was made today, as a response to a previous comment from Icaruswizard

  • @Pud908
    @Pud908 4 роки тому +74

    Level 5 and 101 HP what kinda jacked Barbarian is that?

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 4 роки тому +19

      Either a 20 con variant human or hill dwarve with the tough feat.

    • @theblazingcrusader6322
      @theblazingcrusader6322 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ben-jl2rh Hmm I might roll that next time I make a character. Been awhile since I try rping a dwarf.

    • @kane2056
      @kane2056 4 роки тому +12

      It actually is impossible. Maxed constitution, tough feat, hill dwarf barbarian gets a maximum of 20 hp per level (8 flat + 12 on the d12), so 100 would be the highest possible hp at level 5 (assuming there aren't temporary hp involved, wich the barbarian can't give itself, or homebrew magic items that raise max hp)

    • @kishinasura1989
      @kishinasura1989 4 роки тому

      Toughness with 20 con

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 4 роки тому +1

      @@kane2056 if we are assuming homebrew, anything goes. Might even be a homebrew race or something
      Thanks for the calculation

  • @matthewthomson6466
    @matthewthomson6466 4 роки тому +10

    The way the music cuts out when the Lich runs up and coldcocks him before 9,999 power word kills hit him is just amazing 😂

  • @conradvallon5661
    @conradvallon5661 4 роки тому +34

    I love how the wizard flexs on all of the players

  • @Jackesfox
    @Jackesfox 4 роки тому +5

    Wizard: "I CAST POWER WORD KILL"
    Wizard: *pulls out a literal gun*

  • @karamjnah976
    @karamjnah976 4 роки тому +58

    players: are we going to Hell
    DM: Well yes, but actually no

  • @Pandaemoni
    @Pandaemoni 3 роки тому +13

    In Greek mythology it was the River Lethe that made people lose memories. It gets conflated with the Styx, but there were several rivers in the Underworld in Greek myths: Styx, Lethe (the river of forgetfulness), Acheron (the river of woe), Cocytus (the river of lament), and Phlegethon (the river of fire).

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss Рік тому

      Styx was the river of pain, right?

    • @Pandaemoni
      @Pandaemoni Рік тому

      @@lordbuss I am not sure. While the others have a consistent effect on people, the Styx is generally just poisonous to the living. The word, styx, juent "shudder" ot the like merely denoting that people who see it are generally dead and shudder at the sight. But then there is Thetis dipping Achilles and it granting him invulerability rather than poisoning him...

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 4 роки тому +17

    I'm really loving these.

  • @firestarr5812
    @firestarr5812 4 роки тому +15

    4:16
    There is cat. I like the cat.

  • @johnfischer707
    @johnfischer707 4 роки тому +17

    She genuinely made me sad at the beginning:(

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 4 роки тому +5

    "A nearby divination wizard rolled two ones this morning!"

  • @beastoonline1991
    @beastoonline1991 4 роки тому +7

    My biggest d&d pet peeve is when DMs unreasonably punish you for rolling a Nat20 on something they themselves told you to roll for. Needless to say I had a small conniption watching this lol
    It's funny how they have such a hard time keeping a straight face while Wizard Jacob does his thing. Hilarious content all around

  • @drobinson-uo7ic
    @drobinson-uo7ic 3 роки тому +11

    Their unenthusiastic reactions to the wizard DM are hilarious.

  • @GenralG7
    @GenralG7 4 роки тому +17

    Man, that DM has some pretty crazy sessions, I better take notes

  • @ZombieApocalypse09
    @ZombieApocalypse09 2 роки тому +4

    "A nearby divination wizard gives you ones." Is the fresh basil to the margherita pizza of this dnd horror story.

  • @xtragedgnolf
    @xtragedgnolf 4 роки тому +9

    "You want to see the face of god?"
    ....please dont say for 25 cents.

  • @Scatteredpast
    @Scatteredpast 4 роки тому +16

    Finally! A great tutorial on how to be a good dungeon master

  • @viator_eagle5936
    @viator_eagle5936 4 роки тому +17

    Now I want to see Wizard vs Larry. Wizard Magic vs Mystic Magic

  • @Solereaper21
    @Solereaper21 4 роки тому +58

    "I thought we were playing 3.5" Meanwhile the players think rolling a 20 on a save is an auto succeed???

    • @theo4834
      @theo4834 4 роки тому +14

      Grim Lots of people use that as a house rule.

    • @Sift11
      @Sift11 4 роки тому +15

      Grim if you can’t succeed on a roll, there’s no point in rolling

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 4 роки тому +8

      @@Sift11 but that's... wrong. A roll can determine how badly you fail

    • @Solereaper21
      @Solereaper21 4 роки тому +5

      Sift11 he originally had them not roll though then they complained

    • @Sift11
      @Sift11 4 роки тому +7

      @@NoConsequenc3 I mean, it depends on what they want to do - jump to the moon without magic? no roll. try to get the king to give you their crown? roll to see if he takes it as a bad joke / treason.

  • @icantthinkofagoodname.3983
    @icantthinkofagoodname.3983 4 роки тому +21

    4:15 cat

  • @doctorteethomega
    @doctorteethomega 3 роки тому +5

    Dude just quietly saying "Why are there so many liches?" got me for some reason. I was in tears laughing.

  • @wolv0223
    @wolv0223 3 роки тому +7

    I love that at the end of the video, Colton is slumped onto the table, because that implies that after being literally killed IRL by BigDickWizard69's 10,000 Power Word Kills, BDW69 hauled his corpse back into the chair and did nothing else for him.

  • @warmice4136
    @warmice4136 2 роки тому +2

    everyones talking about the mcu, but this is the REAL best cinimatic universe

  • @kingcorporeal
    @kingcorporeal 4 роки тому +158

    BigDickWizard6969 is the second coming of Jesus and it'll take a lot to convince me otherwise.

  • @laffuntilucry
    @laffuntilucry 4 роки тому +4

    This is great. 10/10 love this skit. Also totally using that divination wizard trick as a DM :P

  • @PerfectPencil
    @PerfectPencil 4 роки тому +10

    I feel like this video is directly attacking my DM style.

  • @asiangm6998
    @asiangm6998 3 роки тому +2

    It seems a nearby divination wizard has been giving me his 1s my entire life.

  • @epser5842
    @epser5842 4 роки тому +6

    Me:
    Gandalf: takes off his hat
    Me: *HAGRID*

  • @souffle-d-eclair
    @souffle-d-eclair 4 роки тому +2

    this feels less like a sketch and more like a character study of jacob's sociopathic wizard persona

  • @alpha_mist2839
    @alpha_mist2839 2 роки тому +4

    Fun fact: Revivify doesn’t require the creature be willing. Something fun for you torture clerics with a lot of money.

  • @barbonius1099
    @barbonius1099 3 роки тому +1

    You get pushed into the cave by a minecraft piston! Oh

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 4 роки тому +3

    "You're all dead" always a good way to start a campaign

  • @hunngryento
    @hunngryento 4 роки тому +1

    How programmers do it:
    -Make me a sandwich
    -No
    -Sudo make me a sandwich
    -Ok
    How DMs do it:
    -Make me a sandwich
    -No
    -A divination wizard rolled a 1 this morning, you fail the check
    -Ok

  • @justinbryant9029
    @justinbryant9029 4 роки тому +10

    More like, power word kill the campaign

  • @guncannon109
    @guncannon109 10 місяців тому +1

    Jacob, may I homage the wizard character in my campain?

  • @HappyBeezerStudios
    @HappyBeezerStudios 3 роки тому +6

    Honestly, having a campaing that sets place in the afterlife, with the party meeting down there after their death, sounds like a pretty interesting idea.
    And the priest of all gods also sounds fun.

  • @iodyufx2766
    @iodyufx2766 4 роки тому +1

    I’m gonna have an npc in all my campaign s now called the nearby divination wizard who always rolls nat 1s

  • @apertureAI-jw1iz
    @apertureAI-jw1iz 3 роки тому +4

    A campaign in hell actually sounds pretty freaking sick.

  • @tavernburner3066
    @tavernburner3066 11 місяців тому +1

    At this point the wizard is an scp.

  • @louisgentilucci1188
    @louisgentilucci1188 4 роки тому +4

    I'm just waiting for the episode where the wizard discovers that no one wants to play with him anymore.

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 4 роки тому +7

    I’m 100% gonna make a home brew character that is literally just a divination wizard, no actual attacks or anything, just the power to give out shitty rolls and a knife