1:45 imagine being the sherrif in this situation. You are just minding your business in your office and out of nowhere, you hear a large explosion and a fire come out of the general store. Shortly after a person comes saying that they saw a man throw an explosive through the store's window. So you go out there, and you see the man standing in the general store so you bust in, point your gun and try to arrest- Wait what? He's speaking to three charred, burnt, and dismembered men who should be dead... and the worst part is their IGNORING you even though you have a GUN pointed at them. Props to him for being calm in this situation.
Im gonna be a nerd here but the reason is because he promised to Abigail he would change and find honest work and they were also on a run so didnt want to draw attention to themselves.
Dealing with a Zombie apocalypde with the Dutch gang would be EPIC. They could even end up allying with O Driscoll’s gang and Pinkertons out of necessity The character interactions would be hilarious. I want to see Jack end up befriending some pinkertons. arthur and Colm awkwardly bonding. Dutch facing Zombie hosea with a heavy heart.
The weather in the game and locations are perfect for it too! When it's misty af in the forest or the swamp would be creepy to have zombies running at you. And could even put a few mythical creatures in the caves.
"What? Dead end? No. Being a foods supplier's one of the best paying jobs in country! You tell people in Van Horn that's what you do, they liable to rob you, they're so jealous."
“There’s some bad folk out there” “Tell me about it…” “Well, since you asked, I’m not sure you noticed, mister, but we’re missing limbs and have severe burns. Someone threw dynamite in here shortly before you walked in. You didn’t happen to see who it was, did ya?” 😳
FFS dude these cut scene videos kill me 😂 absolutely hilarious. I’ve sat up in the early hours of the morning on my pc laughing my head off hoping nobody will think I’ve lost the plot doing this stuff, but it’s hilarious 😂 👍🏻
Picture being the sheriff, enjoying a peaceful day, when suddenly, KABOOM! The general store explodes like a popcorn kernel on steroids. A frantic citizen yells about some lunatic hurling dynamite and Molotov cocktails like he's in a deranged rodeo. You rush out, ready to play hero, and what do you see? The pyromaniac having a chat with three human toast slices, limbs missing and charred like overdone barbecue. And these guys? They couldn’t care less about your gun, like they’re discussing last night's poker game. If calmness were currency, this sheriff would be Jeff Bezos. It’s like stepping into a Salvador Dalí painting where logic took a vacation and chaos decided to throw a wild party.
Shop Keeper: "You are too old to be stocking groceries and running errands."
John: " You are too dead to be running a business and selling goods."
And a bit armless 🤣🤣🤣
Knowing John’s sassy track record, he’d definitely say this. 😂
And headless...
Man this crack's me up real good 😂
Good one bro. 😂
😂😂🤣🤣
1:45 imagine being the sherrif in this situation. You are just minding your business in your office and out of nowhere, you hear a large explosion and a fire come out of the general store.
Shortly after a person comes saying that they saw a man throw an explosive through the store's window.
So you go out there, and you see the man standing in the general store so you bust in, point your gun and try to arrest- Wait what?
He's speaking to three charred, burnt, and dismembered men who should be dead... and the worst part is their IGNORING you even though you have a GUN pointed at them.
Props to him for being calm in this situation.
cool!
"i'm not paid enough for this bullshit, fuck being a cop" - The sheriff, probably
No one will remember about your props. Useless
@@derekmaullo2865I’ll be thinking about it every day for the rest of my life actually
@@havenp That's why you are a hobo. Simple minded
He’s like: *carries body back in shop* Being dead ain’t gonna be an excuse, you’re doing this cutscene whether you like it or not”
😂👍
1:25 - 'Now, um...' *Backs away from the guy with no head*
That was so perfect
This was the best part
Well... he has some of it.
Wo a
They sure needed some extra hands😂
Lmao)👍👍
@@gator_mk👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
😂😂
LMAO
Deadass 😂😂
“Failed, you broke the law”
*That’s underselling it a little bit*
😂😂😂
Was thinking the same thing 😂
You broke the law…of both man and God. What Satanic sorcery was this?!
*"Oh sure, they break the laws of the living, yet I'm the one getting arrested!"*
He broke the laws of nature.
Shouldn'ta did that.
01:24 John was really surprised LMAO.
lmao my favorite part.
1:26 he got uncomftable
😂
He was thinking: “Whoa that guy has clearly lost his head”
@@Mrllama. xD
@@Mrllama.😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:24 pirates of the caribbean vibes
🤣
Especially the fifth one.
Davy Jones crew on land
"The indirect indoor lighting from the sun shows us for what we really are! Also, whatever that burning liquid was you threw in here!"
@@bigmock141More like Salazar and his crew, seriously watch that one, there's several crew members who are literally floating body parts.
1:22
The way John is frightened by the guy with no head lmao😂
👁
👃
👁
Can I help you son.
😅
😂
I can't 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm looking to buy some weed"
When you realize Freddy Krueger got stuck in a real life cutscene..
🤣🤣
Robert Englund the 2009 freddy and fan film freddy what a wonderful family get together charred and scarred
Hearing the screams while gulfed in flames and then acting like nothing happened 😂
That's compromise for you
2:13 FAILED: You broke the law
Wait, but Jim Milton has been breaking the law for a long time. Why is it such a big issue suddenly?
Apparently dismembering some random shopkeeper and his sons is not quite legal😅
@@gator_mkand, you know. Burning the place to the ground aswell
@@gator_mkThey didn’t seem like they intended on pressing charges.
Im gonna be a nerd here but the reason is because he promised to Abigail he would change and find honest work and they were also on a run so didnt want to draw attention to themselves.
“You re a bit old to be stacking groceries” that’s when john looked at the state of them and said “I’d be happy to lend a hand”
"I may a bit heartless, but I think you're a bit armless"
I love how he looks at the guy with no head and just backs away
1:45 LMAO at the Sheriff's serious face and his movement.
He's trying to wrap his head around the situation
Rockstar games won't give us an Undead Nightmare 2, then we'll make our own
Dealing with a Zombie apocalypde with the Dutch gang would be EPIC.
They could even end up allying with O Driscoll’s gang and Pinkertons out of necessity
The character interactions would be hilarious.
I want to see Jack end up befriending some pinkertons.
arthur and Colm awkwardly bonding.
Dutch facing Zombie hosea with a heavy heart.
The weather in the game and locations are perfect for it too! When it's misty af in the forest or the swamp would be creepy to have zombies running at you. And could even put a few mythical creatures in the caves.
John: gonna find some good honest work…then proceeds to light building on fire
1:25 ayo headless guy got me laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:25 Made me laugh so hard 😂🤣
Awfully gracious of that man to help you out after you melted his sons
Failed:
"You got a dead end job."
"What? Dead end? No. Being a foods supplier's one of the best paying jobs in country! You tell people in Van Horn that's what you do, they liable to rob you, they're so jealous."
@@TheCompleteStranger
Floyd you’ll never learn.
@@TheCompleteStranger”No one’s jealous of you, Marston. They pity you.”
anakin skywalker in rdr2 cofirmed
1:17 the guy in the background tho 😂 with that power he could do any shit
1:46 Marston I could leave right now if you’d like. sheriff behind him I think you should.
😂
1:26 😂😂😂😂😂 John’s reaction lol 😂😂😂😂
The sheriff is like “as soon as this cutscene is done He’s mine” lmao 🤣
“There’s some bad folk out there”
“Tell me about it…”
“Well, since you asked, I’m not sure you noticed, mister, but we’re missing limbs and have severe burns. Someone threw dynamite in here shortly before you walked in. You didn’t happen to see who it was, did ya?”
😳
Sheriff was having the worst trip of his life.
It was nice of the Sherriff to wait until your conversation with the zombies was over.
Got them looking like Sãlazar and his crew from pirates of the caribbean
Reminds me of the scene where Will Turner first moved into the flying Dutchman
1:46 what the hell is he doing. 😂😂😂😂😂
😂
His best
Jhon visits the underworld
😂
Undead Nightmare 2
"You know what, I got a good feelin bout this kid"
"..i'm hopin' I can help YOU"
Now tell me how your boys could carry all that goods with a little bit of hand flesh like that ?
🤷♂️
This was my first job interview
I think you gotta give him a hand
1:24 😂😂😂 John be like: oh sheet wtf !?
Lead developer: “You know all the stuff that happens when someone gets on fire?”
Developer: “Yeah?”
Lead: “Make it easier for them to catch on fire.”
😂
Bro talking to Vader/Anakin 💀
🤣
FFS dude these cut scene videos kill me 😂 absolutely hilarious. I’ve sat up in the early hours of the morning on my pc laughing my head off hoping nobody will think I’ve lost the plot doing this stuff, but it’s hilarious 😂 👍🏻
the whole thing is solid gold
Thank you, partner🤠
Has full conversation with shopkeep, gets an honest job.
"You broke the law."
Damn I love this game.
"There's some bad folks out there." You don't happen to know who threw Molly's at our buisness do you?
john: need a hand?
shopkeeper: yes, please
2:06 "oh..excuse me sir..."
The dead guy walking around without legs, arms or a head is just too much...
The fact had to carry one of the npc into the store because his corpse flew it is just hilarious
1:23 I didn't know Capitan Salazar's crew were in Red Dead Redemption 2 🤣
Bro this video got me literally crying 😂, thanks for making this masterpiece. I haven’t laughed this hard in so long 😂
I didn't notice until 1:56 that the shopkeeper's missing arms and I lost it. 😂
🤣
"Youre too old to be stscking froceries and running errands"
"And youre a bit too dead to worry about how Im gonna make a living"
John: "Thats the second worst job interview I'd ever have, I'll tell you what!"
Bro really said "tis but a scratch"
The sheriff was confused by the man who spoke so friendly to the undead
Bros took the "This person's already dead, but just doesn't know it yet" irony quite literally.
I thought you couldn't even have weapons at the time
Arthur: before entering a building, always make sure that the occupants are unarmed
John:
imagine you was getting shot while in a cutscene. (i fixed it cause none of yall know how to act and take a joke cause i did that on purpose)
💀💀
Cnt imagin getting shoted in a cutscene brother sorry
*shot
Shot💀💀
i'm doing this on purpose.@@Stealth-p5l
"My boys can load you up"
IM SURE THEY CAN 😂
Not that guy just floating with no limbs or nothing
Guy with no head looks like one of those ghost pirates from POTC
“I was hoping I could help you.”
I don’t think there’s much that could be done
They are like the dead guys from Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No Tales
Fr😅
Broke the law? Yeah he did. He broke reality.
“You broke the law”
Bro actually broke the Cutscene itself 💀
“You’re a bit old to be stacking groceries”
John: “How about I do you one better and say you’re too crispy to run a business”
"I want to find some good honest work"
*Proceeds to commit a felony*
"I don't know if you're a good fit you still have your limbs."
How do y’all
Make this happen every time I try to the mission gets messed up or something kills me
Life is so forcing, now I know what else can't be avoided besides death,the cutscene🔫
1:26 oh shiet undead nightmare reaction
It’s almost like the movie pirates and the Caribbean dead men tell no tales
They look like resident evil 4 monsters
Undead nightmare 2 looking great
1:25 was funny
1:05 If The Gigachad Guy Become Peaky Blinder
I wasn't expecting the sheriff, got a good laugh out of me...
Dude walked into a horror show he created 😂
I never knew you could do this. 😳
Damn this zombie short film is experimental as eff ! ☠
Looking like Anakin on Mustafar.
The man can't stay without head maybe just like some others characters
Meanwhile in GTA V you can disturb the mission if you drive a little too fast
Fr😅
gta v is such a sensitive game lol how fast you die in that game is also ridiculous
Damn Undead Nightmare 2 dlc looking so good
2:00 "My boys can load you up..."
How can they load up? 😂
Hahahaha and the sheriff around hahaha
Thats gold😅
Sheriff was comfuse where i Am 😂
My army be like in Pirates of the Carribean 5
"can i help you son?"
"Sir please look in the mirror you seem to in need of extra hands"
thats both rude and cringy. Like someone trying hard to be funny but making an ass of themselves.
I hope you don’t make “jokes” like this irl
Tbf, this wouldn't be the first time the undead got involved in Red Dead Redemption...
Picture being the sheriff, enjoying a peaceful day, when suddenly, KABOOM! The general store explodes like a popcorn kernel on steroids. A frantic citizen yells about some lunatic hurling dynamite and Molotov cocktails like he's in a deranged rodeo. You rush out, ready to play hero, and what do you see? The pyromaniac having a chat with three human toast slices, limbs missing and charred like overdone barbecue. And these guys? They couldn’t care less about your gun, like they’re discussing last night's poker game. If calmness were currency, this sheriff would be Jeff Bezos. It’s like stepping into a Salvador Dalí painting where logic took a vacation and chaos decided to throw a wild party.
How did you get your weapons?
cheats edit: you got yourself a fine pair of eyes.
"There's bad folk out there"
"Yeah, tell me about it" 👀
Never realized RDR2 did a crossover with Hellraiser. Interesting. Nice.
I can't die now boss will fire me if i do