The Mom Vs. Dad Rap Battle

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @KyleExum
    @KyleExum  5 років тому +9885

    Thanks for watching! Make sure to Like & Subscribe if you haven't already! Who do you think had the better verse?

  • @sebastianroldan2509
    @sebastianroldan2509 5 років тому +445

    “That’s a trick question”
    “Graduated,but still love testing”
    🔥🔥🔥straight flames 🔥🔥🔥

    • @dcp8487
      @dcp8487 5 років тому +2

      Sebastian Roldan this whole song is

    • @heartt_love
      @heartt_love 4 роки тому +1

      Here we go again this is anit your plane THIS is dads plane :3

  • @emani1560
    @emani1560 4 роки тому +533

    "I got 2 thick-"
    *"BoOkS iM bOuTa ReAd"*

  • @selemonea
    @selemonea 5 років тому +750

    Kyle: “I got two thicc-“
    *Dad walks in*
    Kyle: “-books I’m about to read!”

  • @ArtisticallyME
    @ArtisticallyME 3 роки тому +849

    I love how he can seem like different people by just changing his clothes 😂

    • @K1NGRaj
      @K1NGRaj 3 роки тому +14

      IKR

    • @teenwolfcivil8947
      @teenwolfcivil8947 3 роки тому +4

      Exactamundo

    • @suxialu5358
      @suxialu5358 3 роки тому +19

      and his voice, I can't believe he could do that!

    • @_j5126
      @_j5126 3 роки тому +8

      nah bro its different people

    • @goldt.5731
      @goldt.5731 3 роки тому +8

      I refuse to believe that is just Kyle making these vids

  • @priestshibe
    @priestshibe 5 років тому +313

    She protecc
    She attacc
    But most importantly
    She want her bed bacc

    • @expxnd5167
      @expxnd5167 5 років тому +3

      Sirius Black hey I thought you died who used the resurrection stone?

    • @laura6966
      @laura6966 5 років тому

      True dat

    • @robustkintaki9375
      @robustkintaki9375 5 років тому +1

      Hey didn’t you die?

    • @JadissGaming
      @JadissGaming 5 років тому +2

      Leave just leave this meme is so dead and u should be to

    • @priestshibe
      @priestshibe 5 років тому +2

      I’m texting from heaven dumbledore is also here

  • @hrsuzz
    @hrsuzz 5 років тому +705

    Dad: “She not going to do a thing when she-“
    Mom: *Equips belt and whips”
    Dad: ...
    Kids: “Interesting”

    • @clippsforryou
      @clippsforryou 5 років тому +3

      Zense not funny didn’t laugh Fortnite boomer.

    • @combobreaker3477
      @combobreaker3477 5 років тому +2

      @@clippsforryou wdym that was funny af you're pearents probibly do this xD

    • @chiseledcorners676
      @chiseledcorners676 5 років тому

      Ford Ranger XLT your not funny with that boomer shit, keep being a little boy who’ll never get laid

    • @braxtonwagner05
      @braxtonwagner05 4 роки тому

      @ValorSigns hey buddy, I don't think you know what a simp is.

    • @beautifulbulldogs8650
      @beautifulbulldogs8650 4 роки тому

      Riiiiiight.

  • @thebluepineapplephoenix101
    @thebluepineapplephoenix101 5 років тому +6741

    *Man started betting with himself over who would win a rap battle between himself* 😂😂😂

  • @evanoutdoors262
    @evanoutdoors262 3 роки тому +105

    People like Kyle just make UA-cam way more enjoyable

  • @xtiger9695
    @xtiger9695 5 років тому +1917

    “Then what’s different about me”
    “That’s a trick question” 😂😂
    3:06

  • @calebe2101
    @calebe2101 5 років тому +8325

    Mom: "your hairline's looking like the great recession"
    Me: "you have the same hair"

    • @expxnd5167
      @expxnd5167 5 років тому +81

      Caleb Elkind well no one talk about that

    • @michaelg6263
      @michaelg6263 5 років тому +70

      This one comment actually made me laugh 😂

    • @dcp8487
      @dcp8487 5 років тому +35

      Plus it’s worse bc she’s a female

    • @countryboy5413
      @countryboy5413 5 років тому +20

      Caleb elkind that's halarias 😂. This funny comment made me give you a like

    • @expxnd5167
      @expxnd5167 5 років тому +13

      cody heimbuch halaris is hilarious not to be toxic just fixing

  • @yo4589
    @yo4589 5 років тому +308

    "Wait a sec, Kyle let's talk for a few"
    Kyle's Parents always on his case

  • @ElementalKage
    @ElementalKage 2 роки тому +66

    “I got two thick-BOOKS IMA BOUT TO READ!” had me dead 💀 💀 💀

  • @InfinityShrad
    @InfinityShrad 4 роки тому +559

    Dad: *Places fork within the sink*
    Mom: *So you have chosen death*

  • @mostlymiyah2021
    @mostlymiyah2021 5 років тому +134

    “Lil tic tac” “Lil Tesla” it be like that I swear...I felt this whole video

  • @devontemccoy7721
    @devontemccoy7721 5 років тому +268

    “Then what’s different about me?”
    “That’s a trick question”
    Me: “The most iconic thing about her just literally changed colors dad wtf”

    • @ZXLLY_ZXLLY
      @ZXLLY_ZXLLY 5 років тому +1

      Devonte McCoy fr the head band color was red then when “she” said that it turned purple

    • @victory7302
      @victory7302 5 років тому +1

      Gamersider Xd well if Kyle brought an actual female, she probably would’ve had something insignificant changed about her. Unfortunately the only way Kyle has seen fit to convey a woman is a bandana

  • @JackHobson
    @JackHobson Місяць тому +106

    Anyone listening near the end of 2024?

  • @dcase16
    @dcase16 5 років тому +168

    “ wait a sec Kyle, let’s talk for a few”
    *fear intensifies and internal screaming*

    • @WesternCarti2424
      @WesternCarti2424 5 років тому

      Riizen Xian your being mean / that is bullying

  • @aaa-mb2qs
    @aaa-mb2qs 5 років тому +260

    0:34 “I got two thicc books i’m boutta read” 😂😂

    • @hawkfr0st
      @hawkfr0st 5 років тому +4

      5keppy oh hey didn’t expect to see you here lmao

    • @fuckgelato777
      @fuckgelato777 5 років тому +6

      I cant stop replaying that lol 😆

    • @sleepy_miracle8849
      @sleepy_miracle8849 5 років тому +7

      5keppy I’m thirsty for those books 😂

    • @KyleExum
      @KyleExum  5 років тому +37

      Gotta stay educated 😅😂

    • @strangeworld2675
      @strangeworld2675 5 років тому +7

      @@KyleExum gotta stay 🤣🤣 i laughed about that part for like 5 minutes

  • @subtopewds3533
    @subtopewds3533 5 років тому +630

    “Infinity war is the biggest cinematic crossover”
    Me:

  • @johnmonk4793
    @johnmonk4793 3 роки тому +49

    I just really enjoy how you always look so positive even when playing an angry or sad character

  • @cosmic-cookies
    @cosmic-cookies 5 років тому +791

    Mom and Dad: staring at each other
    Kids: *Gets popcorn*

    • @syncz.4590
      @syncz.4590 5 років тому +5

      Lmao

    • @sleepy_miracle8849
      @sleepy_miracle8849 5 років тому +9

      Jade the Doggo all I see is Kevin Hart’s old animations when he said “ It’s about to go down!”

    • @karenthompson3735
      @karenthompson3735 5 років тому +2

      Periodt😂😂

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 5 років тому +2

      Jade the Doggo my fave part lol

    • @expxnd5167
      @expxnd5167 5 років тому +2

      Jade the Doggo lmao

  • @Sc-zr4wi
    @Sc-zr4wi 5 років тому +685

    My trust issues started when my mom said "Come here I'm not gonna hit you."

  • @stevengtz320
    @stevengtz320 5 років тому +268

    No one:
    *Kyle's little brother teleports in the room*

  • @guitargirl0339
    @guitargirl0339 3 роки тому +77

    Gosh, this is Rochelle and Julius if they had a rap battle 😂

    • @lemonadeisreal
      @lemonadeisreal 3 роки тому

      Romeo and Juliet

    • @kalmatcam5137
      @kalmatcam5137 3 роки тому +2

      You talking bout everybody hates Chris

    • @jking2625
      @jking2625 3 роки тому +1

      @@kalmatcam5137 yh

    • @ItsM4DE
      @ItsM4DE Рік тому

      It’s everybody hates Chris

  • @walkingonsunshine1013
    @walkingonsunshine1013 5 років тому +177

    The parents forgetting their arguments to gang up on the child is honestly such a mood.

  • @mmcool3426
    @mmcool3426 5 років тому +131

    Mom and Dad: *fight*
    also Mom and Dad: * let's take it out on Kyle*

  • @BeesGoBuzzAndSoDoI
    @BeesGoBuzzAndSoDoI 3 роки тому +37

    “Wait a sec Kyle, lets talk for a few..”
    Kyle: OH NO OH NO OH NO NO NO NO NO OH NO OH NO OH NO NONONONO-
    Me: AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

  • @potatoaim6931
    @potatoaim6931 5 років тому +278

    I don’t know man, Kyle is basically the best at acting like a dad

  • @teheeeheee1747
    @teheeeheee1747 5 років тому +193

    “My hairline’s thick and healthy too, like the mustache you got coming through.”😂😂✨

  • @la_la_loser
    @la_la_loser 5 років тому +156

    "And my hairlines think and healthy too, like that mustache you've got coming through"
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn why'd he actually come for her like that? 😭😂

  • @eternal_agony7718
    @eternal_agony7718 3 роки тому +73

    It always leads to poor kyle getting a beating.
    R.I.P

    • @futuregmchess1561
      @futuregmchess1561 3 роки тому +3

      But actually he turned it around on Nyle, the middle child.

  • @blacktye37
    @blacktye37 5 років тому +114

    "I got two thick
    Mom comes in
    Books I'm bout to read" 😂😂😂

  • @_.notblu
    @_.notblu 4 роки тому +350

    2:35 "yet your hairline looking like the great recession" mom went straight savage mode

    • @jinnykim8627
      @jinnykim8627 4 роки тому +3

      Anthony Alsop e

    • @Jeremy-tl1pt
      @Jeremy-tl1pt 4 роки тому +1

      They have the same hair 😂

    • @hanna-tx8sj
      @hanna-tx8sj 4 роки тому +2

      @@Jeremy-tl1pt 😑

    • @Gloopyy
      @Gloopyy 4 роки тому +1

      Jeremy Gale r/wooooooosh

    • @Jeremy-tl1pt
      @Jeremy-tl1pt 4 роки тому

      @@Gloopyy I was just kidding lol

  • @AppieSwitch
    @AppieSwitch 5 років тому +131

    Dad: Puts fork in sink
    Also Dad: *Why do I hear boss music?*

  • @aksharav.2822
    @aksharav.2822 3 роки тому +31

    imagine if parents actually argued like this.

  • @dominusprutez524
    @dominusprutez524 5 років тому +157

    “Lil tic tac” had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @theygreencapalot6578
      @theygreencapalot6578 5 років тому

      Dominus Prutez me too

    • @Swath
      @Swath 5 років тому +3

      Dominus Prutez Hairline lookin like the Great Recession 😂

    • @lil_edgerrin2135
      @lil_edgerrin2135 5 років тому

      You can mercerize all the songs to lil tic tac songs

    • @lil_edgerrin2135
      @lil_edgerrin2135 5 років тому

      Had my dying to

    • @ghostedotaku8764
      @ghostedotaku8764 5 років тому

      Finally someone said something 😂😅😅

  • @TimelessRL
    @TimelessRL 5 років тому +311

    Kyle: “Id like to thank Candice-“
    Everyone: *Ladies and Gentlemen, we got em*

  • @tatayakka285
    @tatayakka285 4 роки тому +533

    "i got two thicc--- books i'm boutta read!"
    Kyle Exum 2019

    • @ariannag1175
      @ariannag1175 4 роки тому +11

      LOL

    • @Voidz.2
      @Voidz.2 4 роки тому +6

      I shall give you a comment and like!

    • @quawey5703
      @quawey5703 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Exho_13
      @Exho_13 4 роки тому +2

      Tatayakka
      -Kyle Exum 2019
      -lil TikTak

    • @die9174
      @die9174 4 роки тому +6

      Oh Uh kLyE I WaS jUsT uHhHHhHHhhH

  • @noahsong3865
    @noahsong3865 3 роки тому +32

    The mom’s “so that’s how you feel, huh” was genuinely upsetting to me for some reason.

  • @sleepy_miracle8849
    @sleepy_miracle8849 5 років тому +671

    Kyle: starts rapping
    Neighbors: There he goes again, rapping to himself.

  • @mzhaha7480
    @mzhaha7480 5 років тому +167

    Kyle: thinks he’s finally gonna win an argument
    Dad: this is on you
    Kyle: 🤬🤬🤬

  • @mrdrewking1578
    @mrdrewking1578 5 років тому +9025

    Next is grandpa vs grandma rap
    Like to see ( it has to happen )
    Edit: 9.1k likes! You guys are amazing.

  • @jessicacastro1641
    @jessicacastro1641 3 роки тому +6

    Dang this is amazing!!! Another idea would be "cousins Vs cousins" having them argue about who's side of the family is better 😂

  • @issy785
    @issy785 5 років тому +775

    Parents find it disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you

  • @azrxel2599
    @azrxel2599 5 років тому +793

    “I got two thicc th-
    B-Books I’m bout to read
    Eheheh hey dad “
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thefroginyourbackyard8916
    @thefroginyourbackyard8916 5 років тому +200

    “Lil Tic Tac song”
    “Lil Tesla”
    Now that had me wheezing 😂

  • @SteveThomas-ji7xu
    @SteveThomas-ji7xu 5 місяців тому +1

    "Like the mustache you got comin' through" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @jaivangordon5966
    @jaivangordon5966 5 років тому +242

    Teacher: puts a problem on a test nobody knows the answer to.
    Me, an intellectual: 3:08

    • @Axle_brug
      @Axle_brug 5 років тому +7

      Actually 3:07

    • @jaivangordon5966
      @jaivangordon5966 5 років тому +7

      Andre Smith 3:08 is “trick question”

    • @jaivangordon5966
      @jaivangordon5966 5 років тому +4

      Andre Smith, 3:07 says “What’s different about me?”
      “That’s a trick question.”

    • @09_CRAZY
      @09_CRAZY 5 років тому

      lol

    • @gmailplaystore1152
      @gmailplaystore1152 5 років тому

      Purple bandana bang give me my bonus marks!

  • @kevinfarts
    @kevinfarts 5 років тому +519

    “So you can memorize all the lyrics to a lil tic tac song?” 😂

  • @jmandoeskarate4456
    @jmandoeskarate4456 5 років тому +282

    Mom: looks at Kyle
    Kyle (whatever character he’s playing): why do I hear boss battle music?

  • @titan5695
    @titan5695 3 роки тому +1

    Love how the parents are mad at eachother and they turn on Kyle! Subbed

  • @saltyv250
    @saltyv250 5 років тому +296

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Kyle exum: singing with a normal tone upstairs
    *able to be heard from downstairs*

    • @KyleExum
      @KyleExum  5 років тому +46

      That's that parent hearing 😂

    • @syncz.4590
      @syncz.4590 5 років тому +2

      Ilmaooo

    • @saucegonnafly
      @saucegonnafly 5 років тому +1

      @@KyleExum Big Facts

    • @myasaeed9485
      @myasaeed9485 5 років тому +2

      @@KyleExum if you reply 💀

    • @BOPPPYY
      @BOPPPYY 5 років тому

      OrcaSaltyFN za za salty

  • @nylisr1992
    @nylisr1992 5 років тому +260

    “I got two thicc books I’m bout to read” must be how college students feel

    • @Skloopert
      @Skloopert 5 років тому

      Nylis Robinson 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂😂😂😂👁👅👁

    • @jasminacevedo226
      @jasminacevedo226 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @dodgemichael1665
    @dodgemichael1665 5 років тому +230

    Everyone's gangster till the dad talks about her mustache growing in

    • @jaivangordon5966
      @jaivangordon5966 5 років тому +4

      More like Everyone gangster especially when the dad talks about her mustache growing in

  • @-79-8.
    @-79-8. 3 роки тому +1

    Dad and mom: *Going to rap*
    Lil brother: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

  • @ishrocc4489
    @ishrocc4489 4 роки тому +336

    "I got two thicc *BOOKS I'm about to read* " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CoolPerson300
    @CoolPerson300 5 років тому +315

    “Yet your hairline looking like the Great Recession”
    😂😂

    • @AveinPlayz
      @AveinPlayz 5 років тому +1

      Daggerplayz508 ua-cam.com/video/nZJV7dUop64/v-deo.html

    • @scorerisk
      @scorerisk 5 років тому

      I was your 100th like

    • @ilmamartinez522
      @ilmamartinez522 5 років тому

      Ya mean: Yet your hairline looking like the Great Depression

    • @AveinPlayz
      @AveinPlayz 5 років тому

      Daniel Garcia just like mine. 🙃

    • @syncz.4590
      @syncz.4590 5 років тому

      LMFAO

  • @zakariyeawad2752
    @zakariyeawad2752 5 років тому +70

    “I got two thick books im bouta read”😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

  • @aprilstevens8884
    @aprilstevens8884 3 роки тому +3

    I love how it goes south and Kyle was the one making the mess the whole time

  • @kdpstudio6879
    @kdpstudio6879 5 років тому +409

    “Wait a sec Kyle let’s talk for a few” (swings belt over her shoulder)

  • @jadenespinosa5500
    @jadenespinosa5500 5 років тому +145

    "Mom hears the word 'lazy'"
    *Instantly gets triggered*

  • @joashbowles8695
    @joashbowles8695 5 років тому +549

    His neighbors be like, “Kyles talking to himself again.”

    • @motnielprt
      @motnielprt 5 років тому

      Fr

    • @evilzaxo
      @evilzaxo 5 років тому +2

      Joash Bowles when you realize Kyle technically is roasting himself. 😂

    • @jorgereyes-dh9rx
      @jorgereyes-dh9rx 5 років тому +1

      @@evilzaxo the nieghbors think he is roasting is imaginary frein but he is acting as the imaginary friend

    • @netanyahyael
      @netanyahyael 5 років тому

      Oh wow🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lightingboltz9159
      @lightingboltz9159 5 років тому

      Lol yeah kyle been alone too long... Hes losing his mind. Hes making up an imaginary family.

  • @titanictnt7476
    @titanictnt7476 3 роки тому +1

    I showed this to my mom. I swear I saw her eyes widen when the dad left that fork in the sink.

  • @yonifura1060
    @yonifura1060 5 років тому +65

    “Lil Tac Tac” “Lil Tesla” “Lil As in that report card” I’m crying😂😭

  • @tsuyuasui3793
    @tsuyuasui3793 5 років тому +247

    “Dad puts fork in sink”
    Also Dad: why do I hear boss music

    • @ck_apple6887
      @ck_apple6887 5 років тому +5

      Yooo hows being a hero huh?
      My hero acidema is the best anime

    • @Duhdayuh
      @Duhdayuh 5 років тому +1

      Hello waifu

    • @itzziann
      @itzziann 5 років тому +2

      xD
      I love My Hero!

    • @setomari
      @setomari 5 років тому

      ck_ apple i have access to new episodes 2 days they premiere AND I get to talk to the actors! Dm me on discord if you want to learn more?”! AydenOMGyoutube#7396

    • @tsuyuasui3793
      @tsuyuasui3793 5 років тому

      ck_ apple good not gonna spoil anything for anybody

  • @InKay.0
    @InKay.0 5 років тому +142

    Me: Finally Kyle not getting yelled at his par-
    *sees popcorn mess*
    Also me: Spoke too soon....

    • @000Awsomeness
      @000Awsomeness 5 років тому +4

      It was actually lil bro's mess, which makes it all the more worse 😂😂😂

    • @000Awsomeness
      @000Awsomeness 5 років тому +1

      @The Gamer
      That's y he dipped. He knew Kyle would take the blame as he always does.

  • @jeromewitdafone
    @jeromewitdafone 4 роки тому +298

    “you need name brand, the other taste the same”
    it doesn’t dad, it doesn’t

    • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
      @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 4 роки тому +8

      *when you become a dad*
      It's the same picture

    • @nathanfracasse6645
      @nathanfracasse6645 4 роки тому +6

      my mom: Nathan we're back from the store!
      me: oooo cant wait to eat my goldfis-
      my mom: we went to aldi! *holding gold penguins*

    • @GeneralLiuofBoston1911
      @GeneralLiuofBoston1911 4 роки тому +3

      @@nathanfracasse6645 XD

  • @BargainBoxJB
    @BargainBoxJB 5 років тому +66

    "Oh, baby!"
    "Um, boy please-"

    • @KyleExum
      @KyleExum  5 років тому +5

      She was not having it 😂

  • @wyattyoung8497
    @wyattyoung8497 5 років тому +172

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Me reloading the page over and over again till the video is uploaded

    • @jae2837
      @jae2837 5 років тому +2

      That was literally me

    • @KyleExum
      @KyleExum  5 років тому +18

      The loyalty is real 😭🙏🏽

    • @Swath
      @Swath 5 років тому

      Same

    • @dantenunezz
      @dantenunezz 5 років тому

      Same bro!

    • @shmateoedits6188
      @shmateoedits6188 5 років тому

      totally me waiting for every parody to drop

  • @speakerbasstester1639
    @speakerbasstester1639 Рік тому +1

    This channel makes UA-cam more enjoyable.

  • @aquilcantread
    @aquilcantread 4 роки тому +991

    When you realize Kyle made an entire career arguing with himself

  • @autumnrose9655
    @autumnrose9655 5 років тому +529

    “Mom gon snap like Thanos when she see this”
    -Kyle Exum

  • @Ruxian
    @Ruxian 4 роки тому +536

    fork: *is in sink*
    Mom: so you’ve chosen death

  • @jakekolva1504
    @jakekolva1504 3 роки тому +1

    Love your vids I enjoy your vids thx for doing youtube in the first place

  • @rashang1622
    @rashang1622 5 років тому +44

    Mom: Hairline looking like the Great Recession
    Dad: My hairline healthy like the mustache you got growing through

  • @jellybeansaregross4932
    @jellybeansaregross4932 5 років тому +152

    i can just pictures him talkin to nobody in his house alone lol 😂

    • @deard0mi
      @deard0mi 5 років тому +2

      There’s some- THEN WHOS THE BRO

    • @fancen
      @fancen 5 років тому

      @@deard0mi idiot, editing

    • @lsvxd
      @lsvxd 5 років тому +3

      @@fancen r/woooosh

    • @deard0mi
      @deard0mi 5 років тому

      oOoOoh

    • @katrinastrong3595
      @katrinastrong3595 5 років тому

      His family is there

  • @ryanmart6598
    @ryanmart6598 5 років тому +124

    I love how no matter who's having a rap battle Kyle always gets caught in the crossfire

  • @natravaughn5618
    @natravaughn5618 5 років тому +98

    Nobody:
    Little Kid Neighbor: Mommy! The guy next door is talking to himself again

  • @ayden5740
    @ayden5740 3 роки тому +809

    This is Kyle when he was underrated..
    He still is

  • @icechocolate
    @icechocolate Рік тому +2

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

  • @originalname8673
    @originalname8673 5 років тому +264

    I feel like his parents are like this in real life.

  • @Nacknone4
    @Nacknone4 5 років тому +94

    Rules for the Kyle family:
    1. You cant leave a single thing on the kitchen counter
    2. Dont talk back
    3. No bad attitude
    4. B is for beating
    5. Blame the phone
    6. Appreciate your gifts
    7. Dont raise your voice even if it's one decibel
    8. Do ALL your chores.
    9. You cant leave a spec of dust on anything
    10. If your name is Kyle then you're getting whooped

  • @georgewashington895
    @georgewashington895 5 років тому +449

    His neighbors: Uhhhhh he is talking to himself again.

    • @ZionJohnson
      @ZionJohnson 5 років тому +1

      I made a 1 hour version to crazy gf rap and this on my channel

    • @ky-hp1dk
      @ky-hp1dk 5 років тому +2

      Zion Johnson nobody cares stop self promoting

    • @ZionJohnson
      @ZionJohnson 5 років тому

      @@ky-hp1dk nigga your sooo late and it's not self promoting, I didn't ask for a sub for like, I made a 1 hour version so ppl didn't have to keep replaying, so fuck off!

    • @NoNo-mk7ui
      @NoNo-mk7ui 5 років тому

      Zion Johnson that’s basically telling people to check your channel out basically telling them to subscribe.

    • @prc8tharula
      @prc8tharula 5 років тому +1

      Poke The Duck he just letting people know what’s own his channel for FYI you ain’t gotta be so toxic stay in a child’s place this is a family friendly channel I recommend u get out of the comments and think abt what u just said

  • @Thunderstriker3
    @Thunderstriker3 Рік тому +1

    Sweet keep up the great work!

  • @somar2063
    @somar2063 4 роки тому +202

    Mom: has ringpop as marriage ring
    Me: your marriage must be real sweet

  • @RandomMan-rd3uy
    @RandomMan-rd3uy 4 роки тому +307

    Parents-You don’t pay the bills
    Children-I’m not old enough to get a job
    Parents-So

    • @Forever-sl7im
      @Forever-sl7im 4 роки тому +6

      You just told me how to respond to mu parents when they say that xd

    • @galacticwaffles1635
      @galacticwaffles1635 4 роки тому +3

      My parents exactly!

    • @TheLalalaMan
      @TheLalalaMan 4 роки тому

      Parents-You don't pay the bills
      Me: well yes, but actually no, and also, i do everything, why don't you get a job instead of getting drunk

    • @cheyennew6656
      @cheyennew6656 4 роки тому +1

      Your comment is me and my mom

  • @nayha3001
    @nayha3001 5 років тому +149

    “I got 2 thick- BOOKS IM GONNA READ”
    😂😂

  • @BOBATEENYI
    @BOBATEENYI 3 місяці тому +1

    The best part of this was the mom rapping they should make one for DT and Kyle Exum😂🎉🎉

  • @prystinesupreme1567
    @prystinesupreme1567 5 років тому +70

    Kyle when mom is around: **chuckles** *I'm in danger*

  • @sh0tta10
    @sh0tta10 4 роки тому +265

    Dad: *puts fork in sink*
    Mom: *hold up... you did not just...*

    • @ke1ko
      @ke1ko 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

  • @i0rangei843
    @i0rangei843 5 років тому +137

    “So you can memorize all the lyrics to little tic tac songs” -Dad😂

    • @quanitralight3386
      @quanitralight3386 5 років тому +1

      lol lil tic tac

    • @deperstchildt4611
      @deperstchildt4611 5 років тому

      Tacs like the one you use to throw and kill people with or
      The ones used on the walls

    • @matthiasceus
      @matthiasceus 5 років тому +2

      Me: Tic tac toe
      Tic tac: Im about to end this whole mans career

    • @ZionJohnson
      @ZionJohnson 5 років тому

      I made a 1 hour version on my channel (this one) if y'all wanna listen

  • @CheetahBoy-gx2dx
    @CheetahBoy-gx2dx Рік тому +1

    2:27 Any child who is failing lunch needs help.

  • @gracepapas5988
    @gracepapas5988 5 років тому +48

    Dad: *puts fork in sink*
    Me: oH sHi-

  • @doobitydobity6253
    @doobitydobity6253 4 роки тому +432

    Teacher talking about Kyle’s grades: They shall not pass!!!

  • @reactedbyryan7812
    @reactedbyryan7812 5 років тому +43

    Lol best rap ever. My favorite part was how the mom yells at the dad like he’s the kid lol.

  • @l1ttle.b0dy.b1g.he4rt
    @l1ttle.b0dy.b1g.he4rt Рік тому +3

    0:51 (when it starts)❤❤❤ or 1:51

  • @purplesmartiez
    @purplesmartiez 5 років тому +95

    If you're too lazy to say lil tecca, you can say:
    Lil tictac or
    Lil tesla

  • @opmistic3459
    @opmistic3459 5 років тому +128

    When she pulls out the report card the letters go like "BAD AF" LOL

    • @toonz_315
      @toonz_315 5 років тому +1

      opmistic XD

    • @opmistic3459
      @opmistic3459 5 років тому

      lol Zorg deleted his comment.

    • @Hoxez1974
      @Hoxez1974 5 років тому

      @@opmistic3459 wait isn't that from the family rap?

    • @Hoxez1974
      @Hoxez1974 5 років тому

      Oh sorry I guess it's the same report card

    • @siff666
      @siff666 5 років тому

      U just noticed?

  • @KhaliVFX
    @KhaliVFX 5 років тому +96

    Kyle: *uploads*
    Me: The prophecy is true.

    • @KyleExum
      @KyleExum  5 років тому +12

      😂😂😂Aye I don't take THAT long to upload, do I?

    • @KhaliVFX
      @KhaliVFX 5 років тому +1

      Nah I'm just joking

    • @sumayaahmed3617
      @sumayaahmed3617 5 років тому

      Kyle Exum no u don’t

    • @syncz.4590
      @syncz.4590 5 років тому

      Thanos: