Fallout New Vegas - Porter the Super Mutant

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  • @NoBody-lj5xh
    @NoBody-lj5xh 2 роки тому +392

    Lemme guess, whatever anyone comments for the next day or two doesn't matter cause Mike's gonna watch the video back and notice a spelling error.

    • @mikeburnfire
      @mikeburnfire  2 роки тому +241

      Perhaps!

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 2 роки тому +20

      This might be in the comment Mike will make in the edited video.

    • @jabberjack2913
      @jabberjack2913 2 роки тому +4

      And this might be the reply to the comment mike will make in the edited video

    • @stewartmeetball3417
      @stewartmeetball3417 2 роки тому +1

      @@jabberjack2913 can't see it myself but I hope so

    • @MetalHealth44
      @MetalHealth44 2 роки тому +10

      Can you really blame him? Editing is a lot of really monotonous work. I feel like most people would get a little sloppy with their writing after all that.

  • @davesthrowawayacc1162
    @davesthrowawayacc1162 2 роки тому +81

    Coastguards: "That coast is going to make a run for it one day, and when it does we'll be ready"

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 2 роки тому +17

      "We won't go quietly. The coast can count on that."

  • @njvikesfan0162
    @njvikesfan0162 2 роки тому +249

    The marine one should’ve just been grunts finishing in a single eligible “Crayons are not provided”

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 2 роки тому +8

      *"Rah! RAHRAH!"*

    • @Equinox2149
      @Equinox2149 2 роки тому +5

      Wait no crayons?! You're useless to me!

    • @tylercoon1791
      @tylercoon1791 2 роки тому +14

      No crayons!? They're trying to starve us out!

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls 2 роки тому

      Average Tuesday in Delta as Squad Leader in Colonial Marines. All the crayons have been eaten except for the white and yellow ones, because they taste the worst. The Xenos are confused with giant spess doggos only to kill the marines or take them in for "Face Hugging" and not the good kind either.

    • @sneakysnek2185
      @sneakysnek2185 2 роки тому +6

      Platoon says were gonna fukin starve

  • @ArawnNox
    @ArawnNox 2 роки тому +59

    "There's supposed to be an earth shattering---" KABOOM
    That man reached orbit!
    Had me in stitches XD

  • @TurtleMythic1251
    @TurtleMythic1251 2 роки тому +250

    I have to admit the fact Cutter and Cocker have the same voice actor is pretty impressive, Someguy had some damn good range as a voice actor.

    • @nlm2nd
      @nlm2nd 2 роки тому +13

      I think he's also Private C Luster, but that is through a vocoder or something.

    • @Become-Eggplant
      @Become-Eggplant 2 роки тому +6

      @@nlm2nd yep, he did.

    • @loganchew1616
      @loganchew1616 2 роки тому +9

      I used to have two co-workers that kinda had interesting conversations just like these two characters.
      It was funny as hell.

    • @unauthorized_thing
      @unauthorized_thing 2 роки тому +10

      Isn't he Randall as well?

    • @TurtleMythic1251
      @TurtleMythic1251 2 роки тому +5

      @@unauthorized_thing He is indeed the voice of Randall as well

  • @ryanjones_rheios
    @ryanjones_rheios 2 роки тому +47

    When he said "you'll be getting two for the price of one" my *immediate* thought was "Another pregnant woman?"

  • @painthegreat
    @painthegreat 2 роки тому +168

    You know out of all of this mod seeing Randall again, fords stupidity, everything, the best moments are a ghoul and super mutant barber because it's just that human element of slice of life that not even the bombs could get rid of

    • @MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation
      @MacKennaTheGoddessofRadiation 2 роки тому

      "The bombs fell, our families are all dead, i ate a mutated cockroach the size of a cat for breakfast. And youre still a jackass"

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +1

      Ford may or may not be related to Marty Stu

    • @vivi7645
      @vivi7645 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@dr.bright6272 Except not because it's more than obvious that Ford is making all his feats up, and even the mod itself treats him like an idiot and a leech

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 2 роки тому +27

    14:55 "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?"
    - Mines to the Raider moments before launch.

  • @MrLandShark55_55
    @MrLandShark55_55 2 роки тому +18

    14:50 this is a reference to a Looney Toons episode. I don't remember how it was set up, but Bugs Bunny was in space and found Marvin the Martian preparing to fire a massive cannon at Earth. Bugs Bunny sabotaged the cannon, and Marvin said the line that Zach referenced.

  • @kennethclark4599
    @kennethclark4599 2 роки тому +204

    Cocker and Cutty are just mutated Zach and Mike.

    • @Zach_Hazard
      @Zach_Hazard 2 роки тому +80

      Damn. Spittin facts

    • @kennethclark4599
      @kennethclark4599 2 роки тому +15

      @ Zach Hazard You guys probably get this a lot, but let me just say you guys are freaking awesome.

    • @kellyalger2394
      @kellyalger2394 2 роки тому +8

      @@Zach_Hazard You're still the smart one, you aren't a crayon eater that puts holes in guns lol

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 2 роки тому +1

      @@kellyalger2394 But, how else are you supposed to grate cheese?

    • @kellyalger2394
      @kellyalger2394 2 роки тому +1

      @@whiterabbit75 by shooting it, duh!

  • @yesanameirequested1682
    @yesanameirequested1682 2 роки тому +24

    "We may not win the battle, but we will change the geography"

  • @creeples1
    @creeples1 2 роки тому +92

    The barbers are the best characters.

  • @johnnyexponential7229
    @johnnyexponential7229 2 роки тому +54

    Loving the high rate of NV content coming out, and spiced with Chrono Trigger , podcasts, and Zach rants. Great work Mike! Keep it up mate!

  • @dboot8886
    @dboot8886 2 роки тому +30

    11:43 "Maybe it's inert."
    I got the callback Mike 😉

  • @Kingneph13
    @Kingneph13 2 роки тому +29

    Christ, the formation times bring back nightmares

  • @LongWolf1987
    @LongWolf1987 2 роки тому +12

    this is absolutely hilarious. good thing I caught this on my lunch break.

  • @ethanhoier9931
    @ethanhoier9931 2 роки тому +4

    "Formation at 0600, followed by a formation at 0900". That sums up my experience pretty well. Also Hoo-ah = F*** You, Sergeant

  • @DanteTorn
    @DanteTorn 2 роки тому +8

    Gods, I love the little funny things they say.
    14:50 "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom."
    Context: This is a quote of Marvin the Martian from Loony Toons.
    Link to Loony Toons clip if anyone wants it: ua-cam.com/video/t9wmWZbr_wQ/v-deo.html

  • @derain95
    @derain95 2 роки тому +8

    1:35 The perfect haircut for Mike would be the shape/mesh of the NCR beret with a blend of hair and beret texture.

  • @soulless6030
    @soulless6030 2 роки тому +4

    1:38 imagine somebody walking to your office with low intelligence with a Kalashnikova. Then rest the barrel against your forehead and started singing "ready for another bounty"

  • @averyso6669
    @averyso6669 2 роки тому +14

    I love how the robot in mwtc goes through all the stereotypes of the military

  • @ImaginaryTerrie3
    @ImaginaryTerrie3 2 роки тому +6

    7:25
    No. No!! This got too real!!

  • @TheRareFirel
    @TheRareFirel 2 роки тому +6

    Wow, I can't believe someone put a bounty on Zach for 2.5 million NCR dollars.

  • @samwill7259
    @samwill7259 2 роки тому +5

    Super Mutants being grumpy bastards who treat the master like some shitty minimum wage job they used to have gives me life.

    • @classydemongaming847
      @classydemongaming847 2 роки тому

      "Fucken master man, fucking kidnapped and dipped me...man i lost my nuts motherfucker. Hadnt even fucked yet....fucking glad he's dead. Evil bastard"

  • @PortoWulf
    @PortoWulf 2 роки тому +2

    [10:30] Watch a bottlecap mine spawn out of mid-air on the stairs to the right.

  • @arnoldmchassen801
    @arnoldmchassen801 2 роки тому +6

    Cocker and Cutty should host a wasteland radio show.

  • @gabrielvieira9578
    @gabrielvieira9578 2 роки тому +19

    Zach is a terrible Explosive technician, everytime he Daisy chains

  • @Akatuski2000
    @Akatuski2000 2 роки тому +5

    3:09 God Damn it Ford

  • @kellyalger2394
    @kellyalger2394 2 роки тому +4

    Gentlemen, we may not win the battle, but we certainly will change the geography. BOOOOM!

  • @YeensWrath
    @YeensWrath 2 роки тому +13

    Some funny military names that I've come across are: Pvt. Parts and Mjr. Problems. 😂

  • @Aerowarrier
    @Aerowarrier 2 роки тому +8

    I mean Cutty is at least 120 if I remember correctly cuz it’s like 80 years between the first two fallouts and 40 between the 2 and new Vegas so if he fought for the master he’d be alive in 1

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 2 роки тому +1

      F1 2161, NV2281, checks out

    • @Aerowarrier
      @Aerowarrier 2 роки тому +3

      @@AgentTasmania bro I cannot believe I remember the time right 😂 tho at this point in their playthrough it’s gotta be closer to 150 lol

  • @a.monach7602
    @a.monach7602 2 роки тому +8

    4:50 What's the issue with Zach and "Courier Six?"

  • @Channel-23s
    @Channel-23s 2 роки тому +2

    Navy should’ve been “fishing trip for sushi fish fucking and fucking boats practice”

  • @vexili
    @vexili 2 роки тому +8

    Dam the frontier really did ruin the word Courier for Zach

  • @michaelcreech8957
    @michaelcreech8957 2 роки тому +1

    the barbers are easily my favorite characters but this mod has some superb voice acting like if i was a new player and you told me this was part of the actual game id believe you

  • @michaelwright8978
    @michaelwright8978 2 роки тому +9

    Müller is actually pronounced Meuller, Zach's first instincts were correct.

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 2 роки тому

      Almost, but no

    • @michaelwright8978
      @michaelwright8978 2 роки тому

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 oh yeah, Göthe Goethe e goes after, still he said it right the first time even if my spelling is Denglish.

    • @michaelwright8978
      @michaelwright8978 2 роки тому

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 I mean maybe a bit more mew than moo but that's how people usually pronounce the wine.

    • @gewuerzwanze5627
      @gewuerzwanze5627 2 роки тому

      @@michaelwright8978 its not pronounced mewller
      The ü is a special letter that has no english equivalent in what sound it makes

    • @michaelwright8978
      @michaelwright8978 2 роки тому

      @@gewuerzwanze5627 we have Moo too but English doen't appreciate oo being used with Velars like that (sure spooler exists but it sounds dumb), it's like Beethoven, sure it's more Bait-hoafen, but it's anglicized Bay toe venn

  • @dragonheart7337
    @dragonheart7337 8 місяців тому

    Fucking Porter charging at Zach after tanking a few 40 mm grenades was peak "Getting hit with that dollar store nade" content

  • @beast1ysniper464
    @beast1ysniper464 2 роки тому +5

    I'm surprised that all of the mines didn't crash the game and the mwtc was a fun little encounter.

  • @joemcwatt2259
    @joemcwatt2259 2 роки тому

    This is the most entertaining mod I've seen yall play.

  • @snarkdragon
    @snarkdragon 2 роки тому +1

    As an Air Force veteran, I can tell you that Private C. Luster was spot on about life in the Air Force.
    I wish. =P

  • @hyper-apex-seregios7841
    @hyper-apex-seregios7841 2 роки тому +2

    I love your videos. They always make me laugh

  • @ryannystrom6427
    @ryannystrom6427 2 роки тому +2

    15:56 why is he holding the dog at gunpoint

  • @slime_sam4321
    @slime_sam4321 2 роки тому +4

    sad we never got to see what telling Private C. Luster you were part of the navy gets you.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 2 роки тому

      same.

    • @kvant13
      @kvant13 2 роки тому

      He says you'll get issued mustache trimmers, anal lubricant, and condoms.

  • @Mcwatt_the_Black_Witch
    @Mcwatt_the_Black_Witch 2 роки тому +2

    I only ever watch this series when playing fallout 4 and wanting something to distract me from thinking too hard about playing fallout 4

  • @BigKahunaKuma
    @BigKahunaKuma 2 роки тому +1

    F*ck-f*ck games killed me 💀

  • @Noah-nk5og
    @Noah-nk5og 2 роки тому +1

    Ford said that he was so sneaky he could have relations with a gecko a finish before it knew. All that tells me is that he is wildly overcompensating for something with his job and weapon.

  • @Minalkra
    @Minalkra 2 роки тому +2

    ... you didn't do the Navy. It had better not have been the same as the crayo-I mean, the Marines.

  • @frostaegis8653
    @frostaegis8653 2 роки тому

    hmmm... I think the gun nut runs so deep in Zach that he just has to use the correct terminology at every available opportunity.

  • @hammer1349
    @hammer1349 2 роки тому +2

    Rip Porter I guess, poor guy but sucks to suck. Also, God that roast of the Air Force from thar robot lol

  • @thomasburr8055
    @thomasburr8055 2 роки тому +1

    Ford's jacked the courier off more times than in the entirety of the Frontier at this point

  • @captaincrex103
    @captaincrex103 2 роки тому

    13:33 hey! I am wanted, and the "au" was pronounced correctly. Also I get a lot of terrible jokes from old colleagues about being related to colonel sanders and being a sanders.

  • @brandoncozart3183
    @brandoncozart3183 2 роки тому

    0:10 also the best noc dialog

  • @mharizsaifuddin7059
    @mharizsaifuddin7059 2 роки тому

    That Cluster bot talks about Air Force getting the special treatment is like that dude making the sketch about different branches of the US military

  • @PantherCat64
    @PantherCat64 2 роки тому +3

    Gun Ideas to Annoy Zach™: StG 44 in .50 AE.

  • @apathymanthemundane4165
    @apathymanthemundane4165 2 роки тому +1

    5:50 "In", not "of". pedantic of me, but zach shouting in frustration at grammar is funny to me

  • @xanmanskaggs216
    @xanmanskaggs216 2 роки тому +2

    We all have those days Zach

  • @MetalHealth44
    @MetalHealth44 2 роки тому +2

    Finger time

  • @thomasliu5457
    @thomasliu5457 2 роки тому

    I’m calling it, Mike is never gonna get a haircut by the time the mod ends since Mike & Zach walking in on the ghoul & super mutant barber arguing and leaving is their running gag.

  • @hatmcshooty
    @hatmcshooty 2 роки тому +2

    This video receives/reward my approval

  • @Bobbywhite98
    @Bobbywhite98 2 роки тому

    Business Radroaches, that's a joke I haven't heard in a day and an age

  • @syynoflaw4718
    @syynoflaw4718 2 роки тому +4

    Aw... You didn't do the Navy.

  • @TheColdZephyr
    @TheColdZephyr 2 роки тому +5

    So what did Private C. Luster have to say if you select Navy?

  • @dinodude6992
    @dinodude6992 2 роки тому +5

    Is it me or has it been a long time since the last organ harvester attack?

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Рік тому

    So Ford has kayek training and gets to go fishing, Zach aus a million formations to attend and Mike gets to sleep in the basement

  • @JessicaKStark
    @JessicaKStark 2 роки тому +2

    What were the lines for the Navy from C. Luster, though?

    • @kvant13
      @kvant13 2 роки тому

      GOOD MORNING, SAILOR. QUARTERS WILL BE HELD ADJACENT TO CHOW HALL. YOU WILL BE ISSUED MUSTACHE TRIMMERS, ANAL LUBRICANT, AND CONDOMS. PLEASE NOTE THE SERIAL NUMBER FOR EACH ITEM. HAVE A GOOD DAY.

  • @coyotecom
    @coyotecom 2 роки тому +1

    LMAO at the military robot

  • @nathanlevesque7812
    @nathanlevesque7812 2 роки тому

    I thought the mutant was going to say his fingers are too big for most guns

  • @KaiserKai16
    @KaiserKai16 2 роки тому

    Didn't think I'd hear a TFS reference in one of these videos.

  • @jplbagus6504
    @jplbagus6504 2 роки тому +12

    Do you think the barbers have explored each others bodies

    • @boatboat4330
      @boatboat4330 2 роки тому +6

      thoroughly.

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 2 роки тому +3

      There's a fanfic out there.... I can already tell you there's a fanfic out there.

    • @maybetomorrownewmaker
      @maybetomorrownewmaker 2 роки тому +3

      the sexual tension is off the charts

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 2 роки тому +2

      To quote Commander Shepard, "Will you get it over with and kiss, I mean this is all sexual tension, right?"

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit 2 роки тому +1

    yo mike them gecko skin boot are FIRE YO

  • @sneakysnek2185
    @sneakysnek2185 2 роки тому +1

    little did zach know nrc zach is a major now incharge of weapon shipments in and out of mccarren. not bad for a clone.

  • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
    @Sp4rt4nSl4ya 2 роки тому

    Bro, I felt that army one

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 2 роки тому

    the barbers really remind me of trailer park boys for some reason

  • @enclaveworld
    @enclaveworld 2 роки тому +1

    Kinda hope this leads to a Bobby bass return

  • @iguanaboi3921
    @iguanaboi3921 2 роки тому

    I'm pretty sure Mike killed more of those men than the raiders lmao

  • @ZSchrink
    @ZSchrink 2 роки тому

    Another awesome episode, you two!

  • @ODST_Parker
    @ODST_Parker 2 роки тому +3

    Aw, we don't get to hear the Navy one?

    • @dboot8886
      @dboot8886 2 роки тому +1

      I know I was looking forward to that lmao.

  • @Localsuburbanmenace
    @Localsuburbanmenace 2 роки тому +1

    Yes

  • @Dillan9x19
    @Dillan9x19 2 роки тому +4

    you know u can let the super mutant live right? he has a lil story behind himself

  • @gameoutcast2
    @gameoutcast2 2 роки тому +1

    Damn, I wanted to know what Navy was

  • @darktigersharkmax4432
    @darktigersharkmax4432 2 роки тому +4

    Alright when's the reupload because of an error Mike catches?

  • @domination1985
    @domination1985 2 роки тому +1

    Why does the barbershop sing make me think that that's Zach and Mike when they're not recording

  • @eraticate6929
    @eraticate6929 2 роки тому

    Aww I wanted to see the others 2 branches

  • @noonesonbro249
    @noonesonbro249 2 роки тому

    Best intro

  • @AwkwardHypernerd413
    @AwkwardHypernerd413 2 роки тому +1

    gog i hated the raider ambush. i died 5 times during that shit, and i had some really good gear too

  • @lonewanderer1328
    @lonewanderer1328 2 роки тому

    Keep in mind y’all, Roybatty’s been given permission to remaster the new vegas bounties series: Ie bug fixes and VA fixing/changes. I’m figuring that It’ll be up on the nexus sooner than later. I think this is a good comment to be pinned, it’s up to Zach and Mike though

  • @BlackMoonHowls
    @BlackMoonHowls 2 роки тому

    0:57 Yeah and their shitboxes SUCK.

  • @ongogablogian4396
    @ongogablogian4396 Рік тому

    The barbers are the best.

  • @SiriusJuanForte
    @SiriusJuanForte 2 роки тому

    I think I've drove by the MWTC years ago

  • @AnnieLeonhartAOT
    @AnnieLeonhartAOT 2 роки тому +2

    How are you guys? Watching the video now.

  • @LongWolf1987
    @LongWolf1987 2 роки тому

    I just realized something. what does the robot say when you select that you are in the navy?

  • @TenkoBerry
    @TenkoBerry 2 роки тому +1

    This is good 👍

  • @SecondChannelForGaming
    @SecondChannelForGaming 2 роки тому +1

    Sorry about John.

  • @josefrobert6644
    @josefrobert6644 2 роки тому +1

    How did you get a 50 cal sniper with a drum mag? :O is that even a Thing?

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 2 роки тому

    I'll tell you: the ncr quartermaster and the khans have lots of ammo.

  • @Walkertouge
    @Walkertouge 2 роки тому

    Are there going to be anymore fallout 4 videos?

  • @thehammerofben5603
    @thehammerofben5603 2 роки тому

    I wonder what the navy one said

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit 2 роки тому +1

    love cutty. hes fucking awesome

  • @chris-Asianintoxicasian
    @chris-Asianintoxicasian 2 роки тому +1

    If you post the video again ima watch it again so jokes on you

  • @clevernamehere2812
    @clevernamehere2812 2 роки тому

    Rogue robots and no Ultra Polka?