@@emillyyelen5169 I'm not trying to😂 almost no one is going to do more then enjoy this comment, not even bother with the replies, and go on with their day, I'm trying to add on to it, and I did make a typo so I'm deleting it any way, But before you make a comment like that, think and ask yourself, "Who is the one being a jerk here?"
forgot to represent the "without benefits" position. It's everything he's already offering to do, except she isn't attracted to you and won't ever sleep with you!!
Man imagine having a strong mutual platonic relationship, to have someone you can really rely on and confide in, who isn't out to get anything from you. Friendship is awesome like that.
@@potentially_me the issue is a biological one. Straight men can't maintain a platonic friendship. They will eventually catch feelings. And if they maintain the friendship after catching feelings it's at their own detriment. Your username is Anna, so I'm assuming you're a girl. Text your male friend and tell him you have feelings for him. I'd bet my whole left arm he "feels the same way"
@@MrJsintic Whether you're right or not: There's no "without benefits" position, that's just friends. Friends can grow apart because they have different needs. It's not her fault you feel the friendship isn't worthwhile because you caught feelings for her. If biologically men can't have healthy platonic friendships with the gender they're attracted to then you're also implying that gay guys can't have male friends and bi/pan guys pretty much can't have friends at all. :)
@@labyrinth4799 there's nothing wrong with being a mall cop normally, but there is a problem if you applied to be a marine and they said I see you more as a mall cop
@M-X39462 I've been that asshole and it's really not amazing realizing you're just one of many. Hooking up on the first date, how many other guys has she done it with? Will I get an STD this time around? There's no winning because the opposite is just as fucked.
It's not a problem. If the world was filled with fuckboys, society would fall apart. If the world was filled with people like you, it'd be filled with strong, dedicated relationships. That's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, in times like these, where trust and connection are hard to find, I daresay it's something to be proud of. 🙂 I know it's easy to feel like you're missing out on playing the game. But I'll tell you from experience that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I've got a bodycount of 20, and that high bodycount is the _reason_ I'm trying to meet the love of my life at this point. Experience is what convinced me that hookups weren't worth it. I want something real, now. And whenever I find it, I know I'll be happier than I ever was when I was playing the game. So don't feel bad. You're skipping the tutorial and going straight for the main game. Trust me - it's worth it. And when you find the love of your life, she'll love you for the fact that you're so earnest, because that's so rare and so valuable these days. Good luck out there, soldier.
Lol it's so accurate. Overqualified for the FWB position. That's why most guys don't want a "good job." Guy 1 doesn't want to be the guy who pays the girls bills and pay for her food and other stuff while the girl has s3x with Guy 2. With Guy 2, she doesn't even know or care if he has a job or not. The girl likes Guy 2 for who he is as a person.
Thank You Michael now you can tell the next applicant to come in? I still need to fill the position you interviewed for. Thanks a bunch see you at brunch.
Yeah that's why she says he's over-qualified. That's the joke. It looks like you don't really have anything to add, you just wanted to flex how low your standards are?
Because "Friend with Benefits" and "Boyfriend" enjoy the same perks, but "Boyfriend" has to buy luxury purses and dresses. Also, "Boyfriend" has expectations of being in a committed, monogamous relationship, whereas "Friend with Benefits" has no such commitments.
do you know the saddest part, is you didn't conquer your will, means you didn't meet your expectation after all patience and adjusting. you didn't get you your credit that you deserve, cause they only care for what they think what's best for you or what kind of position will you fit.
When I study too hard for a test then fail
1k like lol
ME AND PHYSICS 🤠
Well, he actually passed. Fwb is bullshit.
It's rigged
Dammit, I’m too successful
Starts next week so she can fill the friends with benefits position this week.
Or get filled by the friends with benefits position
True
Ayo
Damn man
Underrated comment
😂😂
“I feel like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown”
😭😭
lmfao
Dbz abridged
Drown in getting cheating on and all the weak intimacy?
@@dazdilinger1151 I want empty love so I can complain about it dammit!
Suffering from success
Did you win?
"Yesn't"
But at what cost!
“The big ones hurt”
“I made you wait because you’re special”
Gross
I paid for dinner with the others cause I wanted transactional s*x, but I respect you too much as a peer to allow myself to pay for the check
Yikes brother
I meant it's a gross perspective to have... No one owes you sex
Mission failed successfully
@@Heavenlystubble dont try to be funnier...
@@emillyyelen5169 I'm not trying to😂 almost no one is going to do more then enjoy this comment, not even bother with the replies, and go on with their day, I'm trying to add on to it, and I did make a typo so I'm deleting it any way, But before you make a comment like that, think and ask yourself, "Who is the one being a jerk here?"
‘Friends with benefit’s position still open tho 😂
He doesn't even know. Should we tell him?
I love how this is just as much a commentary on job applications as it is relationships
Exactly like the other relationships I've been in Totally against my will.😂
I’ll see you at brunch 😂😂😅😅 this just killed me 😅😅
Modern dating in a nutshell cause you know she's gonna being conducting interviews for the sneaking link position. 💀
"Like all the relationships I've been in, they're totally against my will so...I accept!" Funny, yet painful. Still--funny!
Equal parts funny & sickening 😂
Her beauty is beyond words.
Bro is suffering from succes😞
I don’t like doing this on UA-cam, but…
She is preposterously attractive.
A bit of an exaggeration there pal
Mid
She really is. Anyone who says mid I have some bad news.
@@MDE_never_diesanyone who says mid has different tastes? Doesn’t seem like bad news.
She's hot. You're just blind.@@libanali626
-how about bf position?
-Yeah everybody tells me that...
😢I could feel it bmro
forgot to represent the "without benefits" position. It's everything he's already offering to do, except she isn't attracted to you and won't ever sleep with you!!
Yes because that's what being a friend is is being there for someone and emotionally supportive
Man imagine having a strong mutual platonic relationship, to have someone you can really rely on and confide in, who isn't out to get anything from you. Friendship is awesome like that.
@@potentially_me the issue is a biological one. Straight men can't maintain a platonic friendship. They will eventually catch feelings. And if they maintain the friendship after catching feelings it's at their own detriment.
Your username is Anna, so I'm assuming you're a girl. Text your male friend and tell him you have feelings for him. I'd bet my whole left arm he "feels the same way"
@@MrJsintic Whether you're right or not: There's no "without benefits" position, that's just friends. Friends can grow apart because they have different needs. It's not her fault you feel the friendship isn't worthwhile because you caught feelings for her. If biologically men can't have healthy platonic friendships with the gender they're attracted to then you're also implying that gay guys can't have male friends and bi/pan guys pretty much can't have friends at all. :)
@@labyrinth4799 there's nothing wrong with being a mall cop normally, but there is a problem if you applied to be a marine and they said I see you more as a mall cop
Painfully accurate.
ladies and gentleman: she got him
Bro and there's 69 likes 💀
I found a workaround. It's basically like quiet quitting. I do the bare minimum and still get laid and then leave for a better paying job.
I swear I have the same problem. Sometimes I tell myself I'm gonna be the asshole who pumps and dumps, but I can never bring myself to do it.
Oh you gotta try it, it's amazing
@360recapsexactly this
@@M-X39462agreed. It's also super hot if she's married.
@M-X39462 I've been that asshole and it's really not amazing realizing you're just one of many. Hooking up on the first date, how many other guys has she done it with? Will I get an STD this time around? There's no winning because the opposite is just as fucked.
It's not a problem. If the world was filled with fuckboys, society would fall apart. If the world was filled with people like you, it'd be filled with strong, dedicated relationships. That's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, in times like these, where trust and connection are hard to find, I daresay it's something to be proud of. 🙂
I know it's easy to feel like you're missing out on playing the game. But I'll tell you from experience that it's not all it's cracked up to be. I've got a bodycount of 20, and that high bodycount is the _reason_ I'm trying to meet the love of my life at this point. Experience is what convinced me that hookups weren't worth it. I want something real, now. And whenever I find it, I know I'll be happier than I ever was when I was playing the game. So don't feel bad. You're skipping the tutorial and going straight for the main game. Trust me - it's worth it. And when you find the love of your life, she'll love you for the fact that you're so earnest, because that's so rare and so valuable these days.
Good luck out there, soldier.
When he turns to the side and suddenly has an inverted/negative chin, I immediately understood how everything is against his will 😅
First mistake. Showed up for interview dressed.
Such a good point. Cause it got him too many points. He should have undersold.
😂😂
Wow, this is a masterpiece! Pure artistry! 👌 👅👅👅🍌🍌🍌
He starts next week to give her time to get ran through some more before then
Yummy
"Thank you for the opportunity...."
Teetering on friend zone with that one, good to hear that "boyfriend" was available....
The second she mentioned she was looking for an emotionally stabled man I knew she was up to something lol
I lost it when she said Ben-eff-its
When I study so hard my teacher thinks I cheated
Never, never let your self be interveiwed by a sober chick ;p
It's better than the quasi-queer [not really] friend zone position😢💔
That's was unronically my teenager years 😢
more like friend zone after 6 months of dates and akward hugs
I only get the “Get the fuck out of here, and don’t look at me” position.
The way she said 'intervieww', I melted into a simp!
😁
Who is she ?
Lol it's so accurate. Overqualified for the FWB position. That's why most guys don't want a "good job." Guy 1 doesn't want to be the guy who pays the girls bills and pay for her food and other stuff while the girl has s3x with Guy 2. With Guy 2, she doesn't even know or care if he has a job or not. The girl likes Guy 2 for who he is as a person.
Thank You Michael now you can tell the next applicant to come in? I still need to fill the position you interviewed for. Thanks a bunch see you at brunch.
No you're not 🤣
Damn I'd sign him up for that FWB position!!!
Suits, law by mike and better call saul have prepared me for this exact moment.
Dang funny but so true 😂😂😂😂
I hate when this happens to me
At this point, I wish I qualified for either
This happens to me every time😂
Lmaoooo🤣
I'm tryna be like this guy
..the best upgrade..
Luckily, I was the right guy for the job for plenty of employers 😂
😂😂😂😂 my God hahahaha Soo good!!!
None of those things are a prerequisite for casual sex. I’ve literally done it with people locked up in the loony bin
👁️👄👁️
Uhm... 📸
Yeah that's why she says he's over-qualified. That's the joke.
It looks like you don't really have anything to add, you just wanted to flex how low your standards are?
@@stevemattero1471I was with someone who SHOULD be in the looney bin, does that count? Lol
FBI open the door?
Any other girls have a FWB guy who kinda does the opposite?
It starts as “please stay the night, this time” and then “let me take you to breakfast…”
She started that interview like she wanted a bf, not a fwb
How the fuck?!?! why is that a bad thing? sounds like a massive win!
Because "Friend with Benefits" and "Boyfriend" enjoy the same perks, but "Boyfriend" has to buy luxury purses and dresses. Also, "Boyfriend" has expectations of being in a committed, monogamous relationship, whereas "Friend with Benefits" has no such commitments.
Sorry, I'm not interested in the boyfriend position with organizations that are actively interviewing candidates for a friends with benefits position.
I am, with my wife
Usually not into blondes, but damn
Jeez, thats relatable
*proceeds to hire 3 more friends with benefits positions*
Oh boi this is relatable😅
I can relate.
You get to pick up the pieces after she had her fun.
I see this as an absolute win
Why , if you relate with that guys than your are a back up dude to be used when she’s done having her fun 😂
Bro getting schooled
when they like that you resemble star
I mean, it works for me. 😆
Mission failed, successfully
Damn yall are getting interviews?
As long as you are young and no problem for BPH as you aging, grab it 😅
but they actually do, it's just not in the standard interview format
😂😂😂😂
At least he admitted it
I mean they do (not all) but it’s just you might not know if you passed, failed or even if you showed up to the right testing facility lol.
Try celibacy mode it's the best. 😅
This is exactly how it works for Simps with a thick wallet. She is still interviewing for Chad.
He fails right away!
Imagine her dad watching 😢
They do its called a first date
Beautiful lady!
I wanna see one for the man who gets what he wants
Lmfao 😂
😆 🤣 😂
So, boyfriend... no benefit. So true.
Rough watch. 🤦♂️
Lmao
I'd take it
There's a silver lining, he could just not turn up. 🤷♂️
Name?
do you know the saddest part, is you didn't conquer your will, means you didn't meet your expectation after all patience and adjusting. you didn't get you your credit that you deserve, cause they only care for what they think what's best for you or what kind of position will you fit.
Anyone else getting Margot Robbie vibes?
Meanwhile on that week she was getting ran through. Until the boyfriend position came through on the following week.
Some people just aren't cut out for hookups. 🤷🏽♀️
Does she have spit mixed in her mouth? 💀
Lmfao
Who is she? Like I ain’t simpin but she’s legit beautiful
Overqualified for fwb?
More like underqualified for fwb. Sad truth.
LOL
Seen more willies
hahahqh😂