NERD PLAYS SOCCER (football) *ankles broken*

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  • Опубліковано 13 сер 2019
  • NERD PLAYS SOCCER!!! aka football...
    I dress up as a Nerd and troll Ohio State's Band, play in some pickup games, and crack some jokes.
    Shoutout to DC Heat and BigDawsTv for the vid inspiration
    SHOP: MCEW.co/
    Insta @MCEW
    filmed/edited: Robert Pizzuco and Andrew McEwen
    music produced by: Andrew McEwen
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 18 тис.

  • @McEw
    @McEw  4 роки тому +6225

    Watch until the end to see me school them 😂😂😂 & make sure you're SUBBED!!! Penalty or Pie To The Face COMING SATURDAY!!!!!! LESSSS GET IT!

    • @rjdedmett7626
      @rjdedmett7626 4 роки тому +50

      School like Mbape 😂

    • @hedgiva9050
      @hedgiva9050 4 роки тому +18

      That’s like me

    • @hedgiva9050
      @hedgiva9050 4 роки тому +11

      Joshua Pevy your right with his hands

    • @gideonakinwusi1139
      @gideonakinwusi1139 4 роки тому +6

      #MCEW yo I just subscribed to ur channel because I love the nerd playing football video. So I wanted to ask you if you could make a part 2 of this video. I really loved❤️❤️❤️ it.

    • @locodrew7467
      @locodrew7467 4 роки тому +2

      More

  • @aidelmuzaffar7021
    @aidelmuzaffar7021 4 роки тому +4789

    So is this what Marcos Rojo does when he is not playing for Man united??

  • @brunomarques1146
    @brunomarques1146 4 роки тому +2177

    Americans: 😱😱😱
    South Americans: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @sinekonata
    @sinekonata 3 місяці тому +21

    3:42 "Are you sure it's not for a youtube video? Cause I'm fairly certain it is, don't lie to me, come on, nothing strange happens in this country unless it's for social media views" xD
    Love that guy.

  • @graysongilberts704
    @graysongilberts704 11 місяців тому +122

    This is the true definition of a nerd. He's so smart he can study to become an athlete.

    • @ZyroPapuchon18
      @ZyroPapuchon18 28 днів тому

      JESUS CHRIST died for us on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The LIVING GOD. Repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior in a prayer and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and also turn away from your wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. The Bible is the true word of God. Please read the Bible and you will see Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Praise only be to GOD. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING SOON FOR HIS CHURCH.

  • @BERTINOFX
    @BERTINOFX 3 роки тому +15003

    Now try this in Argentina, every single person walking around the street is a professional football player

    • @dekudoestnt9778
      @dekudoestnt9778 3 роки тому +270

      Fax

    • @roquexitadin1123
      @roquexitadin1123 3 роки тому +1059

      Is in Brazil, Argentina is so bad in football =)

    • @empty6558
      @empty6558 3 роки тому +231

      @@roquexitadin1123 realy?

    • @norbertosansotorre8718
      @norbertosansotorre8718 3 роки тому +146

      All are an ugly football players, if compare, he is not special, and how about goalkeaper with no hands?, Signed by ( one argentinean.) P.S This in the States i guess, only girls are good in that sport.

    • @mariofernandez1171
      @mariofernandez1171 3 роки тому +93

      Or maybe Brazil or Uruguay

  • @kvsino4206
    @kvsino4206 4 роки тому +2997

    I’ve actually never seen a nerd that dresses like this in real life...

  • @goofyahhfino2508
    @goofyahhfino2508 10 місяців тому +23

    I respect this guy for still atleast calling it football and soccer at the same time

    • @ZyroPapuchon18
      @ZyroPapuchon18 28 днів тому

      JESUS CHRIST died for us on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The TRUE LIVING GOD. In a prayer repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. Also have FAITH in CHRIST. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and also turn away from your wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. The Bible is the true word of God. Please read the Bible and you will see Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Praise only be to GOD. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING SOON FOR HIS CHURCH.

    • @nope6908
      @nope6908 25 днів тому +1

      Soccer ⚽

    • @saudalaqal_305
      @saudalaqal_305 День тому

      @@ZyroPapuchon18too bad i am not believing jesus is god

  • @EZArts376
    @EZArts376 2 місяці тому +11

    bro's trying too be professor but the football version

    • @joseotero5760
      @joseotero5760 Місяць тому +2

      professor is actually good, this guy is thrash

  • @alexiscanavatetisnes725
    @alexiscanavatetisnes725 4 роки тому +4226

    I was waiting for him to all of a sudden get good but it never happened

    • @jesz5304
      @jesz5304 4 роки тому +187

      yeah the skill are so easy any one can do it if you play football. he suck if he come to england my 10 year old neighbor would end his career lol.

    • @chadku
      @chadku 4 роки тому +8

      @@jesz5304 😂😂😂

    • @Mm-vc6ly
      @Mm-vc6ly 4 роки тому +52

      He’s not that bad, he could play in mls but not European teams

    • @drdre2641
      @drdre2641 4 роки тому +43

      @@Mm-vc6ly he can't even play with my little brothers team. Its just stupid what he does.

    • @crustynugget3031
      @crustynugget3031 4 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @MrSporkster
    @MrSporkster 4 роки тому +15505

    It's cute that Americans think this guy is good at football.

  • @trusolace3117
    @trusolace3117 Рік тому +50

    Europeans comparing 200+ years of football culture to a country that literally hasn't had its major league exist for more than 30 years

    • @harish123az
      @harish123az Рік тому +6

      The comparison is because of the bombastic title my dude. Its like if someone from a European country tried to claim they have an amazing school shooting culture, because they had 2 shooting in 100 years, of course Americans will rip them in the comments

    • @oldarthurmorgan6319
      @oldarthurmorgan6319 Рік тому

      Europeans can't ever shut the hell up 😂 "try this in Europe or South America real footbal there!" No one cares cunt we just trynna enjoy a video

    • @jacksmith4460
      @jacksmith4460 7 місяців тому

      No its because the best player in this video ( the nerd) is about average in the UK or mainland europe, I'm 42 and I would smoke every single guy in this video, id be willing to take 2 on 1 in some cases and I still fancy I would win, and there are non pro players who are better than me. Dude acting like he's the professor of Football, and its just dumb. He would make a lower tier Sunday league team in the UK but no higher(the LOWEST level of organised Football), his moves are decent but nothing special, and his touch and control are ok.
      If I saw some dude from a Uk town at his local BBall court doing average US level moves and looking good because he is playing guys who dont really know what they are doing, I would think the same thing.
      there are also hardly any "ankle breakers" in this video
      Twice I have seen players from the non football cultures (US and Australia) come to the Uk and both were better than this guy, and both were blown away by the standard of play at the lowest tiers.
      The USA lad was an ex School/College Football player and he was a good player he said the standard was higher than his college team at the lowest UK tier, and the Australian guy played at State level (NSW I think) and he said basically the same , the lowest UK tier was equal to State level there
      The lowest UK tiers are populated by teams made up of usually slightly overweight excessive beer drinking cigarette smoking Pub teams. These boys were proper athletes. The USA guy actually had very good control and was a very solid player and the Australian guy was was a very good passer, they were both well above the average in their native countries.
      This is partly due to the football culture, but also people have no idea how good UK amature football is. Fitness is not great, but the skill level and game iq is a lot higher than most people think, even in other Football countries

  • @Drk-px7po
    @Drk-px7po Рік тому +186

    Esse cara tem nível de ser titular absoluto do Vasco do Gama

    • @kauan5581
      @kauan5581 Рік тому +1

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @plxnxo365
      @plxnxo365 Рік тому +2

      Ferroviário são paulo lkkkkkk

    • @zx._art079
      @zx._art079 Рік тому +7

      não tô zuando, conheço um mlk aqui da cidade(pequena e pobre) de 11 anos com mais pique/técnica que ele

    • @guilhermedionizio
      @guilhermedionizio Рік тому +3

      @@zx._art079 o que mais tem

    • @m.c.d_yt2533
      @m.c.d_yt2533 Рік тому

      verdad de una manera

  • @Da1Dez
    @Da1Dez 4 роки тому +670

    Those players on the pitch actually look more nerdier than him

  • @LuizOtavio-vv5vl
    @LuizOtavio-vv5vl 3 роки тому +12290

    If you try this in Brazil they will actually think you are a nerd lol

    • @meentage
      @meentage 3 роки тому +554

      Bruh, same for Nigeria, he prolly would been panna 300 times

    • @nasiirmcgaugh8500
      @nasiirmcgaugh8500 3 роки тому +557

      @@meentage Bruh, why are you repeating your comments? Are you planning on repeating them 300 times?

    • @donatariogalatico3761
      @donatariogalatico3761 2 роки тому +28

      KOWASKI CARECA

    • @LuizOtavio-vv5vl
      @LuizOtavio-vv5vl 2 роки тому +14

      @@donatariogalatico3761 KOWALSKI CARECA

    • @mr.j287
      @mr.j287 2 роки тому +212

      Pretty much England,Brazil,France,Spain ect pretty much the hole of Europe and Africa will have 10 year olds better than him lol

  • @sumfuhnny3576
    @sumfuhnny3576 Рік тому +2

    Bro tryna be the professor but in soccer💀

  • @RealJesus
    @RealJesus 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro is brave playing no shoes when they're playing with studs. 😂

  • @qwerty2874
    @qwerty2874 4 роки тому +14855

    When you have very average football skills but it is America and you loook on the Pitch like cr7 😂😂😂,

    • @lucascavalcanti4270
      @lucascavalcanti4270 4 роки тому +982

      If he was in Brazil, that would be another story, here people are try hard

    • @HENDRIIXX
      @HENDRIIXX 4 роки тому +618

      Qwert Y on god anyone from the uk will look like pele in America 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blackdevil3989
      @blackdevil3989 4 роки тому +297

      I could smack him along with his team alone lol he plays like a beginner barely can control the ball LMFAO America I'm coming bb

    • @waitez1938
      @waitez1938 4 роки тому +199

      Not trynna hate but fr 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ he’s just a decent player

    • @blackdevil3989
      @blackdevil3989 4 роки тому +83

      @@waitez1938 he's good but they barely can move 🤣 my 5 yo bro can beat them

  • @liamrichardson698
    @liamrichardson698 4 роки тому +11307

    If he tried this in Europe most ten year olds would demolish him
    5k likes on this comment and this guy comes to europe

    • @Caio-gq4jy
      @Caio-gq4jy 4 роки тому +740

      This dude is bad. Believe me, here in Brazil, literally, every fucking kid is way better than him.

    • @kelvinhalluni6619
      @kelvinhalluni6619 4 роки тому +289

      @@Caio-gq4jy its brazil bud , u re brazilian , u got football talent all over ur blood😂😂

    • @blackbadger3924
      @blackbadger3924 4 роки тому +194

      Bro I am from The Netherlands and I know a 10 year old guy that Is way way way better then him

    • @marleyplayz8616
      @marleyplayz8616 4 роки тому +16

      @@Caio-gq4jy true

    • @marleyplayz8616
      @marleyplayz8616 4 роки тому +44

      @@Caio-gq4jy Brazil is not a rich, safe place so they play football to reduce the trouble with the police.

  • @fhk7325
    @fhk7325 8 місяців тому

    I can't wait to school these kids like embipe tonight 😂😂😂 got me dead

  • @mateoaz951
    @mateoaz951 Рік тому +7

    Its all epic and humilliation until you hear:
    "Che wacho puedo jugar?"

  • @finn6536
    @finn6536 3 роки тому +3208

    I was waiting for the skills that never came lmao

  • @TuReh
    @TuReh 4 роки тому +639

    Respect goes to that Red shirt guy🙏🏽
    Other guys “we’re full”
    Red shirt guy” we’re not full”

    • @hashimrealg7655
      @hashimrealg7655 4 роки тому +12

      Respect man ✊ respect

    • @ok-dr6sw
      @ok-dr6sw 4 роки тому +1

      He only said that because he thought it would be easy competition

    • @colddreeazy_1215
      @colddreeazy_1215 4 роки тому +1

      1:35 me looking for the red shirt guy lol

    • @dorimobae7357
      @dorimobae7357 4 роки тому

      jingdex bolandos XD nice one

    • @alfredbillington2141
      @alfredbillington2141 4 роки тому

      @@ok-dr6sw one guys barefoot I doubt they're taking this seriously

  • @-Clarity-
    @-Clarity- Рік тому +3

    Instead of being “The Professor” bro should be “The Scientist”

  • @rukyu6483
    @rukyu6483 8 місяців тому +2

    This man is the enemy of social anxiety

  • @ShadowGamer-ex4tj
    @ShadowGamer-ex4tj 3 роки тому +1036

    This guy: Aw yeah I’m so good
    5 year old european: What is this shit?!

    • @michaelyoung7995
      @michaelyoung7995 3 роки тому +8

      i’m an american 13 yro and i could clap him

    • @kurtkurtkurt3449
      @kurtkurtkurt3449 3 роки тому +41

      @@michaelyoung7995 I'm from the UK I can bearly make it on the team if this is pro then I'm a legend 😂

    • @sazyy1690
      @sazyy1690 3 роки тому +2

      Video games won’t take u any where

    • @JoshSteven
      @JoshSteven 3 роки тому +1

      European???? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kenmcdavidefernandez5364
      @kenmcdavidefernandez5364 3 роки тому

      Hahaha

  • @thomaswhyley4682
    @thomaswhyley4682 4 роки тому +14069

    Everyone who isn't American watching this thinks hes awful

    • @youngyahye4765
      @youngyahye4765 4 роки тому +94

      Thomas Whyley indeed

    • @strife6763
      @strife6763 4 роки тому +410

      As a german I would say Nein nein nein nein nein (der kommt mir nicht aufs Feld) means he would not be on my pitch

    • @aaronmantilla4459
      @aaronmantilla4459 4 роки тому +447

      No even Americans are thinking he’s awful

    • @lasseboss6728
      @lasseboss6728 4 роки тому +45

      StrifeX Haha, er ist so schlecht

    • @user-mz8kv7kv4y
      @user-mz8kv7kv4y 4 роки тому +27

      @@lasseboss6728 da bin ich als Zentral-Abwehr Spieler ja besser aber er fühlt sich schon krass.. mit seiner Zidanerolle die konnt' ich schon in der G-Jugend..

  • @Double44inthemorning
    @Double44inthemorning 11 місяців тому +1

    UA-cam has taught me that if i see a nerd at a park challenging people in sports, just walk the other way lol

  • @psdeadshot6538
    @psdeadshot6538 Рік тому +71

    You know they are really pro at football when they call it "soccer".

    • @ItalianEmpire126
      @ItalianEmpire126 10 місяців тому +4

      It’s not football either it’s futbol

    • @R9naldo
      @R9naldo 10 місяців тому

      Dont be jealous here in the UK this is still decent

    • @AnkaraMessi635
      @AnkaraMessi635 8 місяців тому

      Ikr

  • @fafabian446
    @fafabian446 3 роки тому +1549

    A nerd with a Gucci belt it’s epic

    • @bryandynthomas7850
      @bryandynthomas7850 3 роки тому +23

      with a tattoo and that outfit. nerd alright LOL

    • @free_a_ninja
      @free_a_ninja 3 роки тому +5

      Yea until the kindergarteners join then u have no chance

    • @xtacotrash1462
      @xtacotrash1462 3 роки тому

      Expensivest nerd ever

    • @caroldupree9237
      @caroldupree9237 3 роки тому

      Ikr

    • @sweatysweak
      @sweatysweak 3 роки тому

      I think they didn't want to play with him cus nerds actually dress better.

  • @wh7824
    @wh7824 4 роки тому +488

    when i first clicked on this video, i thought you actually were gonna destroy these kids, but i was disappointed XD

    • @sjmpsonsfare7956
      @sjmpsonsfare7956 4 роки тому +4

      Xd he did

    • @shutaskillz5902
      @shutaskillz5902 4 роки тому +5

      Twe Foju well he kinda did at the end

    • @bandz2512
      @bandz2512 4 роки тому +3

      Twe Foju your acting like you can do better XD 🤣

    • @marianasoler6371
      @marianasoler6371 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah the dude did everything I could do at 12 yrs old, and I’m a girl

    • @wh7824
      @wh7824 4 роки тому +1

      @@bandz2512 seriously? what is so special? i mean, every 15-16 year old can do what he just did.

  • @lip698
    @lip698 Рік тому +14

    Esse cara, em qualquer quadra de futebol no Brasil ia passar vergonha

  • @keenanredfern5219
    @keenanredfern5219 7 місяців тому

    This is just bare minimum pub league standard at best 😂

  • @Falko369
    @Falko369 4 роки тому +1142

    6:39 ain't no one gonna talk about the guy behind?

    • @bossk1007
      @bossk1007 4 роки тому +13

      Just thought about that

    • @mcrib6614
      @mcrib6614 4 роки тому +4

      Lol wut
      PLEASE let me know if you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the

    • @TonyyToledoo
      @TonyyToledoo 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah it's a drum corps rehearsal, look up DCI, a drum corps group practices at the same soccer field area

    • @laurasanchez7105
      @laurasanchez7105 4 роки тому +2

      That's how they're supposed to do it. And when it's a whole lineup doing it, it looks pretty cool actually

    • @verasmith9826
      @verasmith9826 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂🎺🎺

  • @henrygreenland8344
    @henrygreenland8344 2 роки тому +4145

    I wanna see him try this in Europe or Southern America his ankles would be 💀

    • @backwards9772
      @backwards9772 2 роки тому +165

      He would go back to America in crutches

    • @Martin.fortner
      @Martin.fortner 2 роки тому +14

      Why

    • @hernanq1120
      @hernanq1120 2 роки тому +14

      le roban todo si viene a sudamerica

    • @thewiseAJ
      @thewiseAJ 2 роки тому +72

      @@Martin.fortner watch English football and you’ll see

    • @ahmadelsayed3634
      @ahmadelsayed3634 2 роки тому +34

      Yeah man or even africa or Arabic countries

  • @1111guitardude1111
    @1111guitardude1111 Рік тому +12

    the mf naruto run got me everytime 🤣 forever classic

  • @afrosty3353
    @afrosty3353 Рік тому +32

    They would laugh at this man if he tried to play street soccer in México lmao

    • @SonnyEditz_
      @SonnyEditz_ Рік тому

      Fr lol

    • @pointer4149
      @pointer4149 11 місяців тому +4

      Mexico they can’t even pass the forth match, pls don’t get concussed by the American media saying that Mexico is a football super power, they are a 3/4 tier team l. I would even say that the usa has a better football team rn

    • @afrosty3353
      @afrosty3353 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@pointer4149 The US has an inferior team, the only reason why it's doing better than El Tri rn is because the coach that's been put in place at El Tri is an absolute moron. If we do a team comparison between the US and México between 2010 and 2018, there isn't even a competition, México just dominates the whole way through.

    • @rithika9442
      @rithika9442 11 місяців тому

      FOOTBALL

    • @alexandro_lux
      @alexandro_lux 11 місяців тому

      @@pointer4149 🥱 sure.

  • @harryruane5737
    @harryruane5737 4 роки тому +5740

    I wish I lived in the us, I’d be some pro footballer 😂

    • @doby629
      @doby629 4 роки тому +81

      lol ikr, but you would be a loser because you only play that way

    • @jacksonmiller7232
      @jacksonmiller7232 4 роки тому +139

      ok a US player makes no where NEAR as much as other players in different countries. And that's not really an accomplishment US teams are BAD and i'm an american they are just not good.

    • @javi111488
      @javi111488 4 роки тому +6

      Yes you would be...

    • @MParfait
      @MParfait 4 роки тому +14

      Harry Ruane Come to the us and play pro here then

    • @ivangrabovac3244
      @ivangrabovac3244 4 роки тому +3

      Omg i legit said same thing XD

  • @alfacentauri2000
    @alfacentauri2000 4 роки тому +2615

    USA: OMG! Amazing
    Rest of the world: WTF is that?

    • @mauricioescoto9001
      @mauricioescoto9001 4 роки тому +9

      Mason Lvl. 33 unbelievably accurate

    • @icewallowcome5989
      @icewallowcome5989 4 роки тому +62

      I’m in America and he’s garbage

    • @TheAlexcav
      @TheAlexcav 4 роки тому +4

      Ahahahah that's very true hahaha

    • @gabedubs8284
      @gabedubs8284 4 роки тому +11

      Im in America and hes garbage were not all like this

    • @lambos124
      @lambos124 4 роки тому +2

      Mason Lvl. 33 do you masons try and play football after your silly Satananic rituals? Lmao

  • @badtroll666
    @badtroll666 7 місяців тому

    A nerd with that shape? No way bro 😂😂

  • @rajveermandal9538
    @rajveermandal9538 5 місяців тому +2

    Nice gameplay and footwork.
    I really liked your performance.

  • @Edward-qx3ev
    @Edward-qx3ev 3 роки тому +788

    These defenders make David Luis look like the second coming of Maldini

  • @saugathustler3020
    @saugathustler3020 4 роки тому +958

    I thought you were actually gonna be good like those basketball vids but I guess I was wrong

    • @malekheh442
      @malekheh442 4 роки тому +14

      At least he's not maining Vayne lol

    • @sadata
      @sadata 4 роки тому

      100% right

    • @sidzolepro2167
      @sidzolepro2167 4 роки тому +1

      Well he is american

    • @SteveDaBozz
      @SteveDaBozz 4 роки тому +2

      It's America what do u expect?

    • @xiovi8581
      @xiovi8581 4 роки тому +5

      @@SteveDaBozz good players don't come from America? Pulisic? Howard?

  • @bangpham2871
    @bangpham2871 7 місяців тому

    When people make these type of videos, they're usually good at football.

  • @icemanfreezezing
    @icemanfreezezing 7 місяців тому +1

    As an American, this dude would not last in my towns soccer matches

  • @OscarMartinez-eu4zb
    @OscarMartinez-eu4zb 4 роки тому +1669

    “Nerds” don’t even dress like that anymore

    • @aydalistfuturist2494
      @aydalistfuturist2494 4 роки тому +4

      :)

    • @Lucas-._
      @Lucas-._ 4 роки тому +108

      Yeah. They wear graphic tees with cargo pants and new balance shoes. Not this.

    • @astar7307
      @astar7307 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah like I feel attacked right now. I wear that without the crazy socks and suspenders on the daily lmao

    • @peaks781
      @peaks781 4 роки тому +10

      I’m a nerd/weeb and I just wear sweatpants and anime shirts

    • @mossyson
      @mossyson 4 роки тому +2

      More like never dressed like that

  • @LevKravchenk0
    @LevKravchenk0 4 роки тому +665

    He's just running a lot. In Europe he would get demolished by little kids

  • @user-ef3rx3qq4p
    @user-ef3rx3qq4p 6 днів тому +1

    The person said is this for a video? And the nerd said no WHAT DO U MEAN!!!!!!!?!???!?!?
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zoky27
    @zoky27 Рік тому

    It really helped me in the thumbnail with the big red arrow pointing at the nerd. If it wasn’t there I wouldn’t be able to tell, thanks man!👍

  • @zvxgetto-3024
    @zvxgetto-3024 4 роки тому +1534

    in europe every 12 year old sunday league goalkeeper would outskill him

    • @friedmiracle9960
      @friedmiracle9960 4 роки тому +67

      In brazil or south america in general any 6 year old would smoke him

    • @hugov.d.h7045
      @hugov.d.h7045 4 роки тому

      Yess hahahahaha!

    • @thisdude7569
      @thisdude7569 4 роки тому +6

      @@friedmiracle9960 europe ia better at football actually

    • @basedfloppa3728
      @basedfloppa3728 4 роки тому +7

      @@thisdude7569 south america had more speed and skills

    • @TheWillog
      @TheWillog 4 роки тому +5

      @@basedfloppa3728 had is the key word .... 20 years ago

  • @trannygranny7811
    @trannygranny7811 4 роки тому +2378

    U supposed to be good or bad??? Im not joking i cant tell

    • @nathanvallin7336
      @nathanvallin7336 4 роки тому +18

      Frontin 😂 come on dude he can play

    • @pedrohernandez7964
      @pedrohernandez7964 4 роки тому +35

      I know exactly what you mean. Lol. He’s decent knows the basics

    • @nathanvallin7336
      @nathanvallin7336 4 роки тому +2

      Pedro Hernandez oh the basics, you’d beat him one on one or wat? 😂

    • @trannygranny7811
      @trannygranny7811 4 роки тому +30

      TRINITY- S!LVER
      It depends if you call the game soccer or not

    • @felipejimenez3045
      @felipejimenez3045 4 роки тому

      Nathan Vallin I would.

  • @williamchen1767
    @williamchen1767 Рік тому +1

    thumbnail "NERD PLAYS SOCCER"
    0:25 wears a billion dollar gucci belt

  • @yxngclarity4552
    @yxngclarity4552 8 місяців тому

    everyone took a ball to their face😂

  • @o7d461
    @o7d461 4 роки тому +728

    7:33 Americans: OMG!!! No way!!! how did he just do that?!
    Rest of the World: How did no one come and take the ball from him?

    • @singularity2068
      @singularity2068 4 роки тому +8

      O7D hahahah because they are idiots

    • @singularity2068
      @singularity2068 4 роки тому +1

      If that was my teammate he was long gone

    • @otakuclash1398
      @otakuclash1398 4 роки тому +9

      O7D I’m Brazilian bruh that’s exactly what I was thinking about it

    • @conradgundian5512
      @conradgundian5512 4 роки тому +1

      Thats so true lol

    • @DogeyYT
      @DogeyYT 4 роки тому +2

      I’m American and I’ve seen so much better than that.

  • @dbzd295
    @dbzd295 4 роки тому +1386

    Every single other country: Football
    US:SOCCER!!!!!!

  • @Ghostface72200
    @Ghostface72200 Рік тому +1

    For the last girl.... She indirectly told the guy what she needs 🤣

  • @iloveoreos49410
    @iloveoreos49410 10 місяців тому +1

    If you try this in Europe, Brazil, argentina and Morocco they will actually think you are a nerd lol.😂

  • @a_045
    @a_045 4 роки тому +427

    I was waiting on the part where he got serious and actually “schooled” them

    • @chr1staki
      @chr1staki 4 роки тому

      Was nursery school

    • @1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o68
      @1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o68 4 роки тому +3

      He literally played against people who barely play.

    • @89turbomk3
      @89turbomk3 4 роки тому +2

      Hes not as good as pro, but Definitely better than your average Athletic joe. Probably better than you, prove me wrong and post a video, make sure u include a middle finger for me so ill feel stupid. Keyboard warriors these days lol

    • @1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o68
      @1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o68 4 роки тому

      henry 370z Tbh this guy is about the usual player you see. Not saying he’s not good but I’ve seen about his lvl or even better players. And looks like he’s playing against people who don’t even play in a daily bases or less. Most of the skills can be done by anyone who has played football for a while.

    • @trsbsportspodcast2105
      @trsbsportspodcast2105 3 роки тому

      Manchester United

  • @OfficialWilliamHillChannel
    @OfficialWilliamHillChannel 2 роки тому +3887

    Absolutely shocked at the fact ppl in USA actually see this guy as a decent footballer.😂😂😂

    • @stt.9433
      @stt.9433 2 роки тому +132

      In the US, this is a mostly a girl's sport. So yeah, it's a niche sport that little people dedicate any time to.

    • @ciggy.fe11
      @ciggy.fe11 2 роки тому +326

      In uk this would still be decent football, not good but decent, dont hate this man and talk bad bout his skills

    • @lolno6975
      @lolno6975 2 роки тому +7

      @@ciggy.fe11 nah it wouldn't be decent. Main mistake is in the UK, if yiu tried this you'd get 2 footed in the chest by some ginger before calling him a twat.

    • @lolno6975
      @lolno6975 2 роки тому +24

      @@ciggy.fe11 also his skills are the equivalent of Gio Wise dribbling

    • @nachotoro5103
      @nachotoro5103 2 роки тому +14

      @@ciggy.fe11 In the UK yes, but not in Europe or Spanish America.

  • @ishmun6588
    @ishmun6588 8 місяців тому

    dude playing barefoot was wild

  • @KingKDB536
    @KingKDB536 Рік тому +1

    The backflips were 🔥🔥

  • @fe1
    @fe1 4 роки тому +3241

    Im from spain an you guys have literally no idea of playing football

    • @KASHANGAMINGYT2410
      @KASHANGAMINGYT2410 4 роки тому +70

      Pero tu tampoco eres mesi aquí,no?

    • @KASHANGAMINGYT2410
      @KASHANGAMINGYT2410 4 роки тому +25

      Yo tambien soy de españa

    • @francoo_garciaa6912
      @francoo_garciaa6912 4 роки тому +8

      @@KASHANGAMINGYT2410 Jajaja alto salame

    • @vpskfxx1681
      @vpskfxx1681 4 роки тому +5

      En españa eso solo da para limpiarse los dedos

    • @pxtxer165
      @pxtxer165 4 роки тому +86

      El futbol en Estados Unidos es una mierda, la verdad

  • @luqman.t3134
    @luqman.t3134 4 роки тому +859

    Who thought that he was gonna act as a nerd and play good but ended up playin as nerd .... wasted my time....
    *Edit:* wow 300 likes thank you.

    • @ketialania7358
      @ketialania7358 4 роки тому +5

      even he trys to
      *whisper* impress girls T_T u did see he was going close to pepole and then st retching then backflip 2:22 i cringed but only if he did NOT try to impress girls i was gonna say wow

    • @tlueburtle7217
      @tlueburtle7217 4 роки тому

      He played average

    • @walidkhodabuccus8938
      @walidkhodabuccus8938 4 роки тому +1

      He never says that he was going to play good either so it's your fault cause you watch it🙄

    • @89turbomk3
      @89turbomk3 4 роки тому

      Hes no where near pro, but better than most Athletic average joe. Prob better than you, post a video so prove me wrong. Keyboard warriors these days lol

    • @rmcmahan0348
      @rmcmahan0348 4 роки тому

      I have to say if your trash talking what about you challenge him ey? What I thought

  • @kikaboo
    @kikaboo Рік тому +1

    OMG its the professor but football, im subbing!

  • @baconteam9213
    @baconteam9213 11 місяців тому

    Nah but the way you screamed 4 more minutes soooooo loud my headphone broke😂

  • @omarhernandez3949
    @omarhernandez3949 4 роки тому +441

    I wasnt even disappointed, cuz from the moment i read the word "soccer" on the description video i knew it was going to be bad

  • @igorcunha8531
    @igorcunha8531 4 роки тому +1925

    I’m Brazilian and I’m like “even my mom plays better than him”

    • @vinicius1171
      @vinicius1171 4 роки тому +92

      Também achei isso, o conceito de bom para os americanos não chega perto de um brasileiro.

    • @lincolnberg7935
      @lincolnberg7935 4 роки тому +19

      Ksksksk isso daí é baba para a gente

    • @idrisraheem4269
      @idrisraheem4269 4 роки тому +6

      How can you speak English ?

    • @the47alex
      @the47alex 4 роки тому +99

      @@idrisraheem4269 what do you mean by " how can you speak English"? anyone can learn this language

    • @dhanillomendonca4834
      @dhanillomendonca4834 4 роки тому +3

      Pse tbm acho cara lixo

  • @Therealflakes
    @Therealflakes Рік тому +1

    So no one's gonna talk about the perfect dap 🚶🏾

  • @RonaldinhoClearOfPessi
    @RonaldinhoClearOfPessi 7 місяців тому +1

    as a brazilian i didnt even know he was acting as a nerd i thought he actual nerd

    • @corydevious
      @corydevious 5 місяців тому +2

      Bro why is your username Ronaldhino is clear of Pessi ?? Messi is better

    • @RonaldinhoClearOfPessi
      @RonaldinhoClearOfPessi 5 місяців тому +1

      @@corydevious Because Ronaldinho>>>>>>>>>That Pen Merchant

    • @corydevious
      @corydevious 5 місяців тому

      @@RonaldinhoClearOfPessi Bet.
      Who has more ballon d’ors ? Messi.
      Who has more golden boot ? Messi.
      Who has more goals ? Messi.
      Who has more assists ? Messi.
      Who has more ucl ? Messi.
      Who has more ligue 1 ? Messi.
      Who has more copa amercia ? Messi.
      Who has more g/a ? Messi.
      Who has more penalties given Messi or Ronaldo ? it’s Ronaldo.
      Who has more golden shoe ? Messi.
      Who will win the super ballon d’or and get more then Ronaldhino? Messi.
      Who has more ballon d’or points ? Messi.
      Who has a better best scoring year ? Messi.
      Who has more la Liga ? Messi.
      Who has more wins in el Classico ? Messi.
      Who has more man of the match ? Messi.
      Who has more Olympic gold Medal ? Messi.
      Who has more copa del ray ? Messi.
      Who has more fifa club World Cup ? Messi.
      Who has more Uefa super cup ? Messi.
      Who has more trophies ? Messi.
      Who has more awards ? Messi.
      Who dominated more in the World Cup ? Messi.
      Who has more goals for Barcalona ? Messi.
      Who has more Hattricks ? Messi.
      Who has more goals scored for psg ? Messi.
      Who has more international goals ? Messi.
      Who has more dribbles complete ? Messi.
      Who has more matches won ? Messi.
      Who did Ronaldinho say is the Greatest football player of all time ? Messi.
      Messi has scored 91 goals in one year more then Ronaldinho’s most goals in a year.
      Who’s gonna cry and call everything I said rigged ? YOU
      Who is better ? Messi.
      Who said messi is the goat ? Ronaldinho.
      Who’s a Ronaldinho meat rider ? you.
      End of discussion.. I will not even bother to listen to your wild opinions again

  • @echolegend1315
    @echolegend1315 4 роки тому +1264

    SOo thats why the U.S. did not qualify for the World Cup 2018😂🤔
    *Edit* Thanks for the likes👍
    And im sure you are all betther footballers😂

    • @ishakgazroufi4471
      @ishakgazroufi4471 4 роки тому +1

      @@KolliOde hahhahahah big ass loser

    • @Santiago-07wckeo
      @Santiago-07wckeo 4 роки тому +40

      @Yeeticus 473 and lost to U17 8-2

    • @monicatiwaa6055
      @monicatiwaa6055 4 роки тому +15

      @@Santiago-07wckeo and England beat them 6-0

    • @bryan_martinez1158
      @bryan_martinez1158 4 роки тому +7

      Santi well men and women aren’t really equal when it comes to physical stuff

    • @saraymxdnxght
      @saraymxdnxght 4 роки тому +1

      It's true tho😂😂😂

  • @jerryixx9326
    @jerryixx9326 4 роки тому +966

    If someone call this sports soccer, he cant be good

    • @freddie2300
      @freddie2300 4 роки тому +34

      Jerry ixx I haven’t heard anything more true in my life

    • @kareem4677
      @kareem4677 4 роки тому +3

      MankyTomatoSoup 😂😂😂😂💔

    • @patrickstar7428
      @patrickstar7428 4 роки тому +19

      That's such a stupid thing to say lmao.

    • @lucasrxrxx1859
      @lucasrxrxx1859 4 роки тому +6

      fact

    • @gamingforaday5446
      @gamingforaday5446 4 роки тому +2

      Don't use youtube if you hate america

  • @user-tc4ru7lx2s
    @user-tc4ru7lx2s 5 місяців тому +1

    The fact that he says soccer instead of football is already a sign that he isn't good at football

  • @Aveok
    @Aveok 8 місяців тому +1

    He couldn't even play in a German U14.

  • @ollie696
    @ollie696 4 роки тому +1284

    Hello

    • @TheSizzleMaster
      @TheSizzleMaster 4 роки тому +7

      Oliver Humphrey futbol*

    • @Pringy
      @Pringy 4 роки тому +50

      Very possible. Man when I was a kid, would play football before school, break times, lunch, after school, go home for dinner and back out playing football til it was too dark to play anymore.
      I miss that life, good times!

    • @jay5ivez
      @jay5ivez 4 роки тому +3

      Well obviously, people who have it hard give it their all when it comes to football

    • @xdeath3637
      @xdeath3637 4 роки тому

      Ur probably right ,but this is just a small portion of grown people who only got body but no skill it would be nice if the people ik could play a tournament against those who say Americans are trash not beef or anything but just for fun to actually see if we are that bad(us isn’t my birth country ,but I love it either way)

    • @terrygrant9140
      @terrygrant9140 4 роки тому +1

      Thank God we have Football, Baseball, and Basketball or Europe would never win a World Cup.

  • @vetea007
    @vetea007 4 роки тому +1059

    I don’t get this...At what point in this video do you start to play well!!? Seriously...where’s part 2?

  • @neymarsuarez9285
    @neymarsuarez9285 8 місяців тому

    Freddy Adu did not even have the level of the Monaco training center

  • @MrBlackey666
    @MrBlackey666 Рік тому

    Goalie on the lacrosse net thinks he’s puttin in mad work😂 the bars are a foot narrower than his wingspan

  • @johnii2100
    @johnii2100 4 роки тому +587

    This guy was literally playing against a bunch of noobs

    • @f.e.m7.622
      @f.e.m7.622 4 роки тому +17

      john i i bruh this isn’t fortnite they’re not noobs they just trash

    • @pedroemerah7385
      @pedroemerah7385 4 роки тому +1

      Hes bad but hes playing with a bunch o bad players

    • @jodyboss6001
      @jodyboss6001 4 роки тому

      He’s playing with a bunch of Somalians that come hijack the game, whine and bitch over every out of bounds like it’s the cl final or which team plays next. Then hack you because unlike you, they don’t have to worry about work the next Monday

    • @jodyboss6001
      @jodyboss6001 4 роки тому

      john i that’s why I rarely play there anymore

    • @yeilmusic
      @yeilmusic 4 роки тому

      newbie instead of noob

  • @s2rs2r96
    @s2rs2r96 3 роки тому +4223

    This is so cute, I’d want him to see against Europe’s 6yr olds

    • @McEw
      @McEw  3 роки тому +493

      same

    • @zidanthebangladeshi9019
      @zidanthebangladeshi9019 3 роки тому +156

      @@McEw you are not that good

    • @felipedelgado9464
      @felipedelgado9464 3 роки тому +179

      so you have to see him against south american 1 year old

    • @IronMan-jj2fd
      @IronMan-jj2fd 3 роки тому +12

      @@McEw was the video shot in 120fps???

    • @dontsubscribe1455
      @dontsubscribe1455 3 роки тому +27

      Hes not that bad there's not much difference only Europe focuses more on being tactical while we focus more on Physical

  • @Krrxzy_
    @Krrxzy_ Місяць тому

    at 6:38 the guy in the back bro had me laughing hard😂😂😂😂😂 Bro's code told him to look up

  • @bedyt2001
    @bedyt2001 4 роки тому +884

    I'm still waiting for the skills. I'm at 9:07

    • @connorstroud
      @connorstroud 4 роки тому +6

      Bern Esch u look like my pinkie toe lmao

    • @rufus5208
      @rufus5208 4 роки тому +1

      HQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Your hilarious dude! Keep it up

    • @paolopischedda7629
      @paolopischedda7629 4 роки тому

      Bern Esch ahhahahaha me too

    • @HarrowNigga
      @HarrowNigga 4 роки тому +3

      Connor Stroud you don’t even have a face pic
      Stroud sounds like the name of a french countryside city

    • @rafaelgomez8445
      @rafaelgomez8445 4 роки тому

      I was thing the same thing

  • @nauzetguerrasuarez95
    @nauzetguerrasuarez95 4 роки тому +867

    "Soccer"
    Football please, FOOTBALL
    F O O T B A L L

    • @tactical_showcases4238
      @tactical_showcases4238 4 роки тому +1

      No soccer and football

    • @IWU447
      @IWU447 4 роки тому +20

      In the U.S it's soccer, anywhere else is just football.

    • @LuisGarcia-ci8ev
      @LuisGarcia-ci8ev 4 роки тому +5

      It’s originally soccer but outside of the US is football⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🏈🏈🚫🚫❌❌

    • @nauzetguerrasuarez95
      @nauzetguerrasuarez95 4 роки тому +31

      @@Selameti_asumama
      I was accidentally born on a work trip in Texas, I'm American
      But... i never said soccer
      I'm not retarded

    • @nauzetguerrasuarez95
      @nauzetguerrasuarez95 4 роки тому +19

      @@Selameti_asumama
      we are not perfect, let's first eliminate school shootings and massacres and then talk about being better than Europeans, every day in Texas can be my last day

  • @AxellchavezZ
    @AxellchavezZ Рік тому +1

    My guy wearing the suspenders with a belt 😂

  • @jonobrien94
    @jonobrien94 Місяць тому

    Hahah that cabbage at 3:15 was golden

  • @caponokap706
    @caponokap706 4 роки тому +765

    Try to play in Portugal or any other European country 😂, everyone like you can be cr7 in the US as it seems.

    • @gcampos77
      @gcampos77 4 роки тому +50

      In Portugal he would get destroyed by 13 years old fr

    • @muhammadaltleislm1092
      @muhammadaltleislm1092 4 роки тому +35

      @@gcampos77 I think 10 is enough

    • @brentw741
      @brentw741 4 роки тому

      The same thing happened to them when I was playing basketball with them tho

    • @reyadr225
      @reyadr225 4 роки тому +9

      Try to play in brazil 😉

    • @caponokap706
      @caponokap706 4 роки тому +7

      @@reyadr225ahah no Brasil são só brincas na areia, aprendam a jogar a sério na tuga dread

  • @mannymarrero8945
    @mannymarrero8945 4 роки тому +167

    6:40 that guy wit the trumpet looked he broke his neck for a split second

  • @lnvald
    @lnvald Рік тому +1

    how to not be a nerd:
    1) Change your outfit
    2) Take off your glasses before playing

  • @ngxiangruiadmiraltyps2051
    @ngxiangruiadmiraltyps2051 Рік тому

    Yooo the nerd is low key cracked bro

  • @Musettelover
    @Musettelover 3 роки тому +632

    Lesson learnt from this video: don't click if it says 'soccer' in the title.

    • @MIgthyJonsMMA
      @MIgthyJonsMMA 3 роки тому +3

      Not Soccer is Fútbol

    • @MIgthyJonsMMA
      @MIgthyJonsMMA 3 роки тому

      soccer is how you gringos know it, your "soccer" is called American football and America is a continent

    • @bernhardsonn8996
      @bernhardsonn8996 3 роки тому +1

      True😂

    • @MIgthyJonsMMA
      @MIgthyJonsMMA 3 роки тому +2

      @@anthony4198 the English created the game and put football on it, it's not my fault that your whole country is ignorant

    • @MIgthyJonsMMA
      @MIgthyJonsMMA 3 роки тому

      @@anthony4198 Y por que mierda estamos hablando en Inglés entonces

  • @Quiyum
    @Quiyum 2 роки тому +689

    Still waiting for him to start showing some actual skills

    • @archit1048
      @archit1048 Рік тому +9

      been 3 months still waiting

    • @demolitionist42
      @demolitionist42 Рік тому +1

      why are there so many elitist douche bags like you in the comments hating on him? He's just having some fun who cares if he's good or not

    • @faganhuseynov5765
      @faganhuseynov5765 Рік тому +3

      @@archit1048 been 7 monts still waiting

    • @archit1048
      @archit1048 Рік тому +1

      @@faganhuseynov5765 😅

    • @styloboyka8497
      @styloboyka8497 Рік тому +3

      It doesn't impress me at all!😤

  • @nuhstawlgia
    @nuhstawlgia 3 місяці тому

    thus was hard 😂🔥

  • @Edit.hub26
    @Edit.hub26 7 місяців тому

    Bro is professor in soccer

  • @Dragon1eddvolucion
    @Dragon1eddvolucion 4 роки тому +400

    Where is the second part where you start playing good 'fútbol'?

    • @Lafiambrenomurio
      @Lafiambrenomurio 4 роки тому

      Football*

    • @diegooutkey6394
      @diegooutkey6394 4 роки тому +2

      Diego Fernando futbol

    • @nemesisfootball119
      @nemesisfootball119 4 роки тому

      True this guy doesn't even has skills he just knows how to kick a ball

    • @benjyyy4168
      @benjyyy4168 4 роки тому

      Why do Americans call it football, why not American rugby 🤷

    • @diegooutkey6394
      @diegooutkey6394 4 роки тому

      Because rugby is the same shit than the american football just that they dont wear protective suits while soccer is way different it requires a lot of skill no steroids haha

  • @lexxozxp8848
    @lexxozxp8848 4 роки тому +409

    In Spain would be more difficult, well actually in every other country

    • @jasona.126
      @jasona.126 4 роки тому +8

      Except maybe China and Somalia? Kinda looks like that's who he was playing against.

    • @insanityofficial6461
      @insanityofficial6461 4 роки тому

      LoL in those country’s like Netherlands Belgia Spain etc he will get rekt easy

    • @losl5216
      @losl5216 4 роки тому

      there's always a Asian that's better than you...

    • @xxemsilyxx2088
      @xxemsilyxx2088 4 роки тому

      Germany, Denmark etc. lol

    • @starboy__finesse__4166
      @starboy__finesse__4166 4 роки тому

      @@56564564nfghgfhj Eritreans are the best defenders all the injera make them strong

  • @YoBoyZxa
    @YoBoyZxa Місяць тому

    Bro really said “dinner” like it is broad daylight

  • @DJ0o
    @DJ0o 8 місяців тому

    Playing soccer in bare feet is terrifying

  • @petruhd9550
    @petruhd9550 4 роки тому +768

    He might look good in NA but in EU or South America every 10yo would clap him
    Edit:holy shit guys thanks, i never got this many likes before.

    • @2787mary
      @2787mary 4 роки тому +16

      so true xd

    • @gumby624
      @gumby624 4 роки тому +53

      He doesn’t look good even for North America. That’s recreational soccer, not competitive football.

    • @ArthurMorganFan123
      @ArthurMorganFan123 4 роки тому +6

      So true, but the sport is a joke full of people who are beta as hell.

    • @MrGoonito
      @MrGoonito 4 роки тому +8

      Africa too

    • @JesusAndrade-zs5qq
      @JesusAndrade-zs5qq 4 роки тому +2

      Shua nigga what you mean

  • @gettingit9645
    @gettingit9645 4 роки тому +375

    Imagine being in the uk and playing like this😂😂

    • @propa1nanc532
      @propa1nanc532 4 роки тому +9

      Ry .9 he’d get crunched 😂😂

    • @hazzyg11
      @hazzyg11 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah thats why he sport is irrelevant

    • @ebola1558
      @ebola1558 4 роки тому +8

      Ry .9 this dude would get crushed in europe

    • @guilhermeh1134
      @guilhermeh1134 4 роки тому +10

      ​@@propa1nanc532 ​ ProPA1N ANC I always plays with 19 years old guys (my age), sometimes i observe 12 years old kids playing football and if he play with that 12 years old kids he would definitely crunched (I'm brazilian, i forgot to say that hahah)

    • @jcosta356
      @jcosta356 4 роки тому +7

      In the uk its all about keeping it simple and every man doing their job even in 5-aside but in the us it looks like most players like to dribble and try skills far too much and if they played in the uk theyd get snapped ahah.

  • @gambinosl.u.t
    @gambinosl.u.t Рік тому

    Bro killed the last guy 🤣

  • @avivdavids3906
    @avivdavids3906 10 місяців тому

    i love this dude i mean hes basicly the prophesor but in soccer lol