Bill O'Reilly Has 'Comedian' Dennis Miller on His Show So Miller Can Be the LEAST FUNNY PERSON EVER

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  • In this Majority Report clip, Andy Kindler joins the show to participate in one of our favorite pastimes: watching Dennis Miller appear on Bill O'Reilly's show and be stupid and unfunny.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 267

  • @MrCal2648
    @MrCal2648 7 років тому +101

    Smh. Conservatives just aren't funny.

    • @rickbonamassa3045
      @rickbonamassa3045 7 років тому +8

      CaptainHappen nope not even. Too fucked up and greedy and hateful , that's just not funny ever

    • @danl7442
      @danl7442 7 років тому +15

      CaptainHappen well, at least not intentionally....

    • @808zhu
      @808zhu 7 років тому +11

      CaptainHappen Because humor is a product of intelligence.

    • @johnedwards1968
      @johnedwards1968 7 років тому

      CaptainHappen Tim Allen is pretty funny, so it is possible.

    • @cbazorr
      @cbazorr 7 років тому +7

      Despicably Irascible Rapscallion Yeah, when he makes those pig sounds...priceless

  • @8523wsxc
    @8523wsxc 7 років тому +71

    I don't think either one of them has been sober for decade.

    • @lizatanzawa7910
      @lizatanzawa7910 7 років тому +2

      Eric Taylor ahaha! Just take care of your liver, Eric, we don't wanna lose you!!

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 3 роки тому

      I ❤️ Liza & Eric’s banter. Pandemic brought me here.

  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 7 років тому +27

    I hate when conservatives who are themselves coastal elites rant about coastal elites while trying to convince Middle America, "Hey, I'm one o' youse guys".

  • @MrEab2010
    @MrEab2010 7 років тому +27

    if Middle America is so great why doesn't Miller and O'Reilly relocate to Topeka, Kansas? Because they know they wouldn't be caught dead there.

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 7 років тому +44

    Drunk and Drunker.

  • @Nethr
    @Nethr 7 років тому +37

    The only thing that is funny about Dennis Miller is that he is so painfully unfunny.

  • @ariefraiser140
    @ariefraiser140 7 років тому +16

    The funniest thing Dennis Miller said in that interview was O'Reilly is fair and balanced

  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 7 років тому +21

    Sadly, I watched Dennis Miller when he was on HBO. Then he lost his mind.

  • @Carobmoth
    @Carobmoth 4 роки тому +6

    Michael Brooks, Rest in Power

  • @ElNingyou
    @ElNingyou 7 років тому +97

    Wait, Dennis Miller is a comedian? I genuinely thought he was just a conservative talking head.
    Wow. Yikes.

    • @mrx00666
      @mrx00666 7 років тому +2

      The comedians wrote most of his material on HBO.

    • @gentboy515
      @gentboy515 7 років тому +7

      Thought he was just a special needs person who got a little attention of an other special person lolz

    • @dayrohan
      @dayrohan 7 років тому

      ElNingyou this is the first time I'm hearing about him.

    • @pjbrown4736
      @pjbrown4736 7 років тому +2

      ElNingyou he thinks he's one.

    • @bancoran
      @bancoran 7 років тому +4

      Yeah, he was really big in the late 80s/90s, fairly liberal up until 9/11, when his mind died and he went straight.

  • @THX11458
    @THX11458 7 років тому +9

    It's like Miller's just emerged after living alone for 28 years in fallout shelter.

    • @lizatanzawa7910
      @lizatanzawa7910 7 років тому

      T. Gorbach lol! Who let him out?!?!

    • @THX11458
      @THX11458 7 років тому

      Why Bill of course, he has to have someone he relate to about current cultural trends! You know, so he can talk about the new weird things the kids are into today like Milli Vanilli, parachute pants, and MTV.

    • @THX11458
      @THX11458 7 років тому

      Why Bill of course, he has to have someone he relate to about current cultural trends! You know, so he can talk about the new weird things the kids are into today like Milli Vanilli, parachute pants, and MTV.

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 7 років тому +5

    I'm pretty sure that Nevada, Colorado, Northern Illinois, New Mexico, Pennsylvania, and Virginia would be be begging to join those "bubble" countries considering that they too voted Democrat...

    • @brandonm949
      @brandonm949 5 років тому

      This also includes like every major city in the Midwest

  • @bluestate69
    @bluestate69 7 років тому +5

    I think Miller panicked somewhere along the way. He realized he wasn't funny. And being a comedian by profession, and not being funny, created an existential crisis somewhere along the lines of the Pope figuring out he looks better in a Yankee's baseball cap than his holiness's Papal tiara (sorry, my imitation of Miller's tired "humor"). So, he made the career change to right wing personality. Its an easy audience, cause you don't have to be funny.

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn 7 років тому +5

    Conservative idea of humor: playfully suggest segregation, a new civil war, and partition.

  • @alexorlowski3140
    @alexorlowski3140 3 роки тому +3

    being a reductionist, elitist bigot just isnt funny unless your talking a group of people from the chamber of commerce or proud boys. Good job Dennis you made Norm Mcdonald look like George Carlin in terms of comedy.

  • @alex_roivas333
    @alex_roivas333 7 років тому +19

    I did the math, those 12 states (with a bit of guesstimating for chicagoland) comprise 36.6% of GDP. Also, it seems to me to be pretty much the list of net contributors in federal taxes ...

    • @BewilderedBird
      @BewilderedBird 7 років тому

      Liza Tanzawa Your a racist, hateful person. What kind of "progressive" are you?

    • @rdhawk70
      @rdhawk70 7 років тому

      How are "laws", doing this? or is it a "feeling"?

  • @chris.hartliss
    @chris.hartliss 5 років тому +4

    Kindler's laugh cures cancer

  • @s4njuro462
    @s4njuro462 7 років тому +5

    Remember that Oreilly's audience averages in age at about 70

  • @philpottkentucky4802
    @philpottkentucky4802 7 років тому +3

    I'm up for dropping Dennis Miller and Bill O'Reilly down in Republican rural Mississippi and see how they get along with the locals.

  • @meghancollins3541
    @meghancollins3541 2 роки тому +4

    it's hard for me to conceptualize that these clips actually ran on a real news network and don't exist solely in the context of the majority report making fun of them

  • @bluestate69
    @bluestate69 7 років тому +5

    getting this plan passed will be about as easy as returning volley from a Jimmy Conner's serve, while also attempting to undo Bo Derek's bra strap.

  • @alexdasliebe5391
    @alexdasliebe5391 3 роки тому +2

    @1:04 Watching the Dennis Miller playlist ... O’Reilly & Miller always open w passive agressive jabs

  • @PaulThronson
    @PaulThronson 7 років тому +7

    why does this have no views? this is hilarious stuff.

  • @soulvigilante
    @soulvigilante 6 років тому +2

    "This guy in the front row's got the Sword of Damocles hangin' over him." I don't know why I can't stop laughing about that.

  • @bhagwanfruglee1662
    @bhagwanfruglee1662 2 роки тому +2

    Replacing middle america with Mexico actually sounds so amazing…

  • @onyx9857
    @onyx9857 3 роки тому +1

    Dennis Miller: This is worse than having an Oedipus complex while pulling the sword of Damocles out of a thalidomide’s urethra while performing a univariate analysis of eco-fascism.”

  • @sivartb7273
    @sivartb7273 7 років тому +8

    dayman.....yo oh oh..... fighter of the nightman, oh oh ooh, protector of the sun...

    • @videowatcher8862
      @videowatcher8862 7 років тому +4

      Sivart B he's a master of karate and friendship for everyone

  • @brandonm949
    @brandonm949 5 років тому +3

    Are they aware that the divide is more urban/rural than state by state? Take Wisconsin for instance. Most of it is conservative, but Madison and Milwaukee are super liberal. I'm sure most other states are like that as well.

  • @pano3607
    @pano3607 5 років тому +1

    “Why don’t you just fucking move there right now?!”
    😆!!

  • @RadarKat73080
    @RadarKat73080 7 років тому +2

    It's ALWAYS Miller time on O'Reilly. I think he's always drunk.

  • @jorgetomas380
    @jorgetomas380 4 роки тому +2

    LMFAO!!🤣🤣🤣 I absolutely LOVE how they s**t on Dennis Miller's entire career. Remember when Monday Night Football thought it was a good idea to hire Dennis Miller???

  • @JHashcroft
    @JHashcroft 6 років тому +1

    "Elon Musk says we should start making the infrastructure tunnels." What a novel concept.

  • @steelersguy74
    @steelersguy74 7 років тому +2

    Where the hell do they think Trump is from, Nebraska?

  • @thisweatherisbullshit
    @thisweatherisbullshit 7 років тому +1

    Only 1 person in a million would find that funny. We call it the dennis miller quotient

  • @BewilderedBird
    @BewilderedBird 7 років тому

    The irony of Andy Kindler accusing someone else of being unfunny is enough to make my head explode.

    • @BeeBumper
      @BeeBumper 7 років тому

      Boy Cenk owns you like a bitch. The fact you'd take the time to create an account with his face and that name and then proceed to use it. You care an awful lot about him don't you. He would love it and he owns your thoughts and actions bitch.

  • @cycleforwardtime
    @cycleforwardtime 7 років тому +8

    Dennis Miller USED to be funny, hell I even liked him, I thought he was dead. What the hell!!!! He sucks now, it would be better if he had died, I am like wow....

    • @lizatanzawa7910
      @lizatanzawa7910 7 років тому +6

      cycleforwardtime he died inside

    • @AZOffRoadster
      @AZOffRoadster 7 років тому +3

      He was funny back in the SNL days when other people wrote his material.

  • @kchennessey8781
    @kchennessey8781 7 років тому +1

    hahaha I could listen to them do dennis Miller impressions all day. Bada Bing!

  • @adamcuthbert4383
    @adamcuthbert4383 7 років тому +2

    I live in Maryland...I don't want to be in Normanrockwellvania! Those borders seem completely wrong!

  • @myavo
    @myavo 7 років тому +2

    Miller's kind of starting to look like Moe Green. Isn't it about time to take one in the eye?

  • @felicity4711
    @felicity4711 6 років тому +1

    1:32 One of the first times I went to see live stand-up comedy, a local comic, a legend revered by the other comics, who wasn’t expecting to be on that night, and who had had a lot to drink, started by makes jokes about the city skyline painting on the wall behind the stage. I’d never seen this done before. It blew my mind.

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 7 років тому +3

    ... Elon Musk the.. Tesco guy.
    Yeah, I love their new self-driving supermarkets but I hear Texas won't let them be sold in the state.

  • @ItsOgre
    @ItsOgre 3 роки тому

    Divide up the 8 tracks. Michael’s impression is spot on.

  • @ataridc
    @ataridc 7 років тому +1

    It's so hilarious that to even make this joke they have to wall themselves off with the people they claim to hate. Oh conservatives it must be so tiring for you to perform all of that mental gymnastics.

  • @MitchellGWhitehead
    @MitchellGWhitehead 6 років тому

    The majority report loves Dennis Miller. Look how many videos they have.

  • @skyblazeeterno
    @skyblazeeterno 7 років тому

    Millers idea is scarily close to Judge Dredd's Mega City 1 and Mega City 2 with The Cursed Earth in the middle

  • @nuligebla1173
    @nuligebla1173 2 роки тому

    Still the best thing that's ever been on Fuchs.
    [ Wenn der Fuchs predigt, so hüte der Gänse. [When the fox preaches, guard the geese. ] ]

  • @alexp1873
    @alexp1873 7 років тому

    Dennis Miller revolutionized the comedy scene by trying something different; not being funny.

  • @Cheryl64014
    @Cheryl64014 7 років тому +6

    Try to respect your audience. If you're going to show us a clip, shut up while it's on so we can hear the thing.

    • @rickbonamassa3045
      @rickbonamassa3045 7 років тому +6

      Cheryl64014 no it's necessary to call n bull shit on their huge volume of bull shit

    • @Cheryl64014
      @Cheryl64014 7 років тому +1

      Where did I say not to call bullshit on their bullshit? But allow the viewer to hear the bullshit first. _Then_ do a stop action on it if they want to. That's Communications 101.

    • @Tyrannosaurine
      @Tyrannosaurine 7 років тому +3

      +Cheryl64014 There's plenty of other shows in other formats if this one doesn't suit your desires. Don't you think it's a little self important and vain to request someone change the way they do their show just for you even though plenty of people enjoy the show the way it is. The spontaneity and real time reactions is what makes this show particularly honest, funny, and insightful in my opinion.
      If you like something more clinical and scripted, that's a totally valid opinion, but to suggest a format change on a show that's been long standing and successful for so long is some self important bullshit.

    • @Cheryl64014
      @Cheryl64014 7 років тому

      +Justin Vavala - I think it's self-important and vain for a man to criticize a woman for having an opinion. Bet you wouldn't talk to a man like that. Condescending coward.

    • @Tyrannosaurine
      @Tyrannosaurine 7 років тому

      +Cheryl64014 Your sex has nothing to do with the validity of your opinion whatsoever. If you please, you can scroll down and see me making a similar argument with someone whose name is Peter. I paid no attention whatsoever to either of your names even, as they're completely arbitrary when it comes to things such as comment sections. I didn't pay anymore attention to your name being Cheryl than I did Peter than I would someone whose name makes them seem as though they're the Loch Ness Monster or Johnny Carson's Refrigerator. Completely arbitrary.
      You and Peter have the same right to insist you should be able to tell someone how to do their job. My point was simply that it seems many people, such as myself, like the format and if you don't there are plenty of other options. I would find it extremely ignorant if someone were to come to my work and tell me that I should change the way I do things for your sake when I had done my job successfully for the last 13 years...

  • @DarthCipient
    @DarthCipient 7 років тому +1

    Dennis Miller has never been funny.

  • @rhlang11
    @rhlang11 7 років тому

    if Joey Bishop wasn't funny he could be Dennis Miller.

  • @dayrohan
    @dayrohan 7 років тому +3

    I checked him out apparently he's not that funny. I had no idea where the jokes where.

  • @alexdasliebe5391
    @alexdasliebe5391 3 роки тому

    America’s premier referentician & eminent reference-comedian.

  • @igotajopamerica3040
    @igotajopamerica3040 6 років тому +1

    Whos are these guys?They are not even funny. Are they trying to cut down Dennis Miller? These guys don't even have the Quality and showmanship of Dennis Miller. I rather listen to Hillary Clinton Crying about losing then listen to these guys.

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 4 роки тому +1

    this is a patrice o neal bit drained of all whimsy and more importantly humor.

  • @sonnysun5785
    @sonnysun5785 7 років тому +1

    Sam Seder isn't particularly clever either. He does a make a great arm chair critic tho.

  • @BeeBumper
    @BeeBumper 7 років тому

    Vinyl is the best Sam, making a comeback. The truly sad thing about Miller was he knows he's not funny to large audiences, so give him credit he thought, "hey if I become a right wing douche comedian I'll be one of a few if not the only one and I will always sell out to the parrots that spew the same tired right wing BS". I'd call it genius, but it's Dennis Miller. PS I think Andy dyes his hair, nice save.

  • @Mom_sBasement
    @Mom_sBasement 6 років тому

    A guy that can't explain how the tides work calls Miller a deep thinker.

  • @Theworldisyouroyster156
    @Theworldisyouroyster156 7 років тому

    Dentures Miller, Horribly UNFUNNY!!!!!

  • @seanregnier9997
    @seanregnier9997 7 років тому +1

    Norman Rockwell was born NYC. his museum is in Stockbridge MA i grew up in the town next door and thats where he lived most his life and died. so characterizing the whole center of the country like that is not only blatantly stupid its fundamentally inaccurate. Rockwell came from "the bubble"

  • @beachside1
    @beachside1 7 років тому

    He loves calling Bill Oreilly "Billie" hmm wonder why. Btw Dennis Miller needs to put down the dye job and buy some glasses that fit him. He is driving me crazy constantly fixing those glasses

  • @dans.6525
    @dans.6525 7 років тому

    My three yr old baby is more funny than Miller. He thinks he has superiority complex.

  • @karlk3968
    @karlk3968 7 років тому

    Dennis is not funny but Andy is right behind him in the Hack train.

  • @anthonyhenriques7654
    @anthonyhenriques7654 2 роки тому

    I love how people like Dennis Miller and Bill O'Reilly will rail against the transgender community by trying to portray a sex change as being "mutilated" or that gender affirming HRT it's actually child abuse... all the while they've had plenty of their own gender affirming procedures done like hair dye and facelifts and I'm sure it helps him feel more manly and I'm happy for him for that why can't everyone have the same luxury?

  • @sebolddaniel
    @sebolddaniel 2 роки тому

    You guys just dont appreciate the subtle and sublime genius in Miller's esoteric humor. So narrowminded. What are we going to do with you MR silly guys?

  • @billy9497able
    @billy9497able Рік тому

    “I get it, I get it.”

  • @gagaplex
    @gagaplex 7 років тому

    So, basically, make fly-over country into drive-under country?

  • @coltsrule5150
    @coltsrule5150 7 років тому

    I remember when Dennis Miller was on Monday Night Football. I watched two games with him on and never watched another game again as long as he was on it.

  • @andogonzalez
    @andogonzalez 2 роки тому

    3:40 iron john

  • @kylemiller6560
    @kylemiller6560 Рік тому

    I would pay money to be in the room on one of these

  • @jonny46ba
    @jonny46ba 7 років тому

    I call Bill O'Rielly The B(s)-man

  • @holokai21
    @holokai21 7 років тому

    Yea and all those fly over states will be lost without the taxes that those coastal states provide for the flyover states.They would come begging for help!!!!!!!!

  • @emberassington
    @emberassington 6 років тому

    Someone at Fox NEWS put together multiple maps for this segment. And just thinking about that makes me almost as depressed as Dennis Miller.

  • @zachbills8112
    @zachbills8112 7 років тому

    Its not like there are any liberals in red states or conservatives in blue states or anything like that.

  • @slurve0h
    @slurve0h 2 роки тому +1

    I miss Michael

  • @element-mc5zp
    @element-mc5zp 7 років тому

    Listening to Miller's comedy is like having your teeth pulled! I was almost waiting for him to do that terrible I just flew in from somewhere and boy are my arms tired joke

  • @denny3161
    @denny3161 7 років тому

    I only know Seder and kindler because of Marc maron . Miller and Oreily are famous

  • @JohnKing73
    @JohnKing73 7 років тому +1

    Denis Miller unites Republicans and Democrats .... not close to being funny

  • @sbracco77
    @sbracco77 6 років тому

    Gray dinosaurs once again finding solutions in retreating from the world. It's called suburbia, and it's farmland for growing conservative pod people.

  • @felicity4711
    @felicity4711 7 років тому

    4:00 Did Andy Kindler just make an R2D2 noise?! :-)

  • @raywilkinson3129
    @raywilkinson3129 7 років тому

    really annoying when the guys in the back round talk especially while the video you want us to watch is playing.

  • @lessonslearned2569
    @lessonslearned2569 7 років тому

    Dennis "Yellow Streak" Miller.

  • @lovemend7052
    @lovemend7052 7 років тому

    wasn't he on SNL for short periods of news update

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 7 років тому

    great segment guys.

  • @mummygiraffepresentsclassi8722
    @mummygiraffepresentsclassi8722 7 років тому

    Not like this would lead to a civil war or anything..........xxxx

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn 7 років тому

    It's actually a great idea, if the regions he wants to block off get to keep all of their money. Then the big ol' middle will have to beg for aid.

  • @dayrohan
    @dayrohan 7 років тому

    Splitting up the country is too tempting of an idea, I mean I really want that idea. But I feel that could have really bad drastic consequences that are negative to the individual; I honestly don't think it should be attempted. No matter how tempting that is.

    • @dayrohan
      @dayrohan 7 років тому +1

      Hold up this dude wants the running man? Man we have the airplane! That's why Midwest is considered the fly over place.

    • @lizatanzawa7910
      @lizatanzawa7910 7 років тому +1

      dayrohan I know. And the truth is, the GOP "base" has been lied to, stolen from, and has had their inner ugly ramped up, by the party elites who secretly despise them

    • @dayrohan
      @dayrohan 7 років тому

      Liza Tanzawa I couldn't agree with you more. It hurts to think, that they think our way of living is more flawed, and the fact that we're the bad guys.

  • @beachside1
    @beachside1 7 років тому

    Fair and Balanced?? Like an elephant and a mouse...yea thats balanced

  • @danashane
    @danashane 7 років тому

    this isn't even worth making fun of

  • @mikesfree3988
    @mikesfree3988 7 років тому

    It is a third world county in the middle of the USA.

  • @w5winston
    @w5winston 7 років тому +1

    I used to like Dennis Miller in the 90's.

  • @mummygiraffepresentsclassi8722
    @mummygiraffepresentsclassi8722 7 років тому

    This is wot Billo finds funny.................xxxx

  • @barbaraharris3871
    @barbaraharris3871 7 років тому

    what's wrong with sperating? I think it will work.I bet the races , probably wouldn't visit each other for decades...I mean really.. aren't we just sick of each other by now?

  • @generationofswine-ge5rw
    @generationofswine-ge5rw 6 років тому

    He's a "conservative" comedian, in other words he's an asshole.

  • @gorillaguerillaDK
    @gorillaguerillaDK 7 років тому

    The thing is, true comedy has a liberal bias, so of course "the D-man" Miller just isn't funny - he might be lucky and get a chuckle from someone who's living in a time bubble....

  • @lizatanzawa7910
    @lizatanzawa7910 7 років тому

    It's true, when Miller went over to the dark side he lost all his funny.

  • @geeblanco
    @geeblanco 7 років тому

    That laugh! Sheesh!

  • @beachside1
    @beachside1 7 років тому

    What is that thing he does with his hand at the beginning of his Miller Time thingie on Bills show? This might be the reason they have AA, because I think he's been drinking or something. What is wrong with this guy????

  • @magafarmer2483
    @magafarmer2483 7 років тому

    Billows lap dog. PATKR

  • @Jay-ie9pp
    @Jay-ie9pp 7 років тому

    Dennis Miller. Comedian. He tries to make funny and Manic Depressive viewers everywhere commit sepuku.

  • @lmfalaschettifalaschetti8680
    @lmfalaschettifalaschetti8680 7 років тому

    read a book~The Nine Nation of the US, pretty old but probably still mostly relevant