I met LazarBeam and kept insulting him...

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  • @tactful6908
    @tactful6908 4 роки тому +368

    Tommy: "what are the worst words that you know vikkstar?"
    Vikk: "I- I don't know"
    Tommy: _proceeds to exhale every breath he ever took_

  • @danieljames605
    @danieljames605 4 роки тому +3224

    "Vikkstar has been alive since we've been born, there's always time for apple pie." Tubbo 2020. Truly inspirational

  • @labxwolf
    @labxwolf 4 роки тому +2752

    Tommy: "I run this place, i'm the boss."
    Also Tommy: *gets exiled*

  • @t3kscarecrow474
    @t3kscarecrow474 3 роки тому +309

    “What did he do to you?”
    “He’s Australian”
    No words

    • @freyaparsons3296
      @freyaparsons3296 3 роки тому +5

      No words to express the respect I’ve slowly lost and the pit of sadness Tommy has dug for all Australians

    • @thegromitmug5309
      @thegromitmug5309 3 роки тому +6

      *sad Australian sounds*

    • @icarotonline6021
      @icarotonline6021 3 роки тому +3

      Imagine the ping of lazerbeam

    • @wolle1687
      @wolle1687 2 роки тому +2

      That is just his humor

    • @Cock428
      @Cock428 2 роки тому +2

      Tommys To Childish To talk to us Australians

  • @randomguy2472
    @randomguy2472 4 роки тому +1963

    “They say I’m insane”
    “They’re wrong tommy”
    “Really?”
    “Old people love drugs tommy”

    • @pixelstudios1460
      @pixelstudios1460 4 роки тому +4

      Stampy deserves 10 million subs

    • @bruhbrat9038
      @bruhbrat9038 4 роки тому +3

      The child just spoke to lazarbeam

    • @peaarrllldiver
      @peaarrllldiver 4 роки тому +2

      SAM IS SO FUNNY PLS

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 4 роки тому +1

      @@peaarrllldiver newest rickroll
      ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

    • @besil864
      @besil864 4 роки тому +2

      We either
      Insane
      Sane
      Tommy
      or Tubbo

  • @amy-ge3pp
    @amy-ge3pp 4 роки тому +809

    Tommy: **tries mugging, murder, arson, drug dealing and verbal abuse in order to befriend vikkstar**
    Tommy, using his last resort: I am going to ask Lazarbeam controversial questions.

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 4 роки тому +3

      Next gen rickrollua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

    • @hamzachicho10
      @hamzachicho10 4 роки тому +2

      Y

    • @AJGaming-fg8vq
      @AJGaming-fg8vq 4 роки тому +2

      He was technically racist as well for just hating lannan bc he’s Australian

    • @amy-ge3pp
      @amy-ge3pp 4 роки тому +4

      @@AJGaming-fg8vq it was a joke, tommy wouldn’t have done it if it made lazar uncomfortable. his viewers also know he’s joking and can leave anytime if they are offended.

    • @AJGaming-fg8vq
      @AJGaming-fg8vq 4 роки тому

      @@amy-ge3pp just like all the other things you listed were jokes, I was simply pointing out one more

  • @zed.lmaooo
    @zed.lmaooo 4 роки тому +464

    "Let's mug Lazar!"
    _stabs Vik_
    "OH I'M SO SORRY I WOULD NEVER STAB JESUS-"

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому +3

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into UA-cam recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ🌟

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 4 роки тому +6

      2 bots in one comment? Kinda rare

    • @thomasying4990
      @thomasying4990 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @thekrusad3r290
      @thekrusad3r290 4 роки тому +5

      3 bots?!?!? Are you kidding me?

    • @thomasying4990
      @thomasying4990 4 роки тому

      @@thekrusad3r290 u know i was joking right? you see the link?

  • @thanos9047
    @thanos9047 3 роки тому +1080

    Wilbur: *hates Americans*
    Purpled: *hates British*
    Tommy: *hates australians*
    Lazarbeam: *hates Tommy*

  • @djbak6828
    @djbak6828 4 роки тому +481

    tommy: "your griefing thats against the server rules"
    georges hobbit house

  • @AiidxnSZN
    @AiidxnSZN 4 роки тому +630

    5:16 Tommy to Lazarbeam: “you sound funny”
    *tommy, his accent is just an evolved version of your accent*

    • @LeviathansGhost
      @LeviathansGhost 4 роки тому +2

      @@strawberrymilk9194 same

    • @leokitty679
      @leokitty679 4 роки тому +2

      Lazar beam

    • @AiidxnSZN
      @AiidxnSZN 4 роки тому +1

      @@strawberrymilk9194 I’m Australian

    • @lyricaall
      @lyricaall 4 роки тому

      I... I... I but... what...
      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @LeviathansGhost
      @LeviathansGhost 4 роки тому +1

      @Fritz No.7 it really is

  • @葵-s8u
    @葵-s8u 4 роки тому +232

    0:27
    “But I totally understand if you *dont* enjoy the video, and *still* find me annoying.”
    “Please enjoy.”
    Wow this guy’s the best

  • @kiwikobie8079
    @kiwikobie8079 3 роки тому +279

    tommy: “ i don’t like him cause he’s australian”
    me an australian: “oh..”

    • @wondersecret930
      @wondersecret930 3 роки тому +5

      relatable

    • @isabelleac1
      @isabelleac1 3 роки тому +4

      Me because I’m ginger “I hate gingers”

    • @thatonekid9865
      @thatonekid9865 3 роки тому +7

      @Top Secret yea its kinda rude

    • @booteam7538
      @booteam7538 3 роки тому +11

      I’m sure he doesn’t hate his Australian supporters bc he better not or else 🔪 🧒

    • @eljasmakinen
      @eljasmakinen 3 роки тому +1

      @Top Secret its a bit to farm lols not his actual opinion

  • @zanejenkins3482
    @zanejenkins3482 4 роки тому +517

    "There is always time for apple pie." - Tubbo 2020

    • @mrteen9731
      @mrteen9731 4 роки тому +3

      Best part of the video XD

    • @metzlean
      @metzlean 4 роки тому +1

      I'm actually eating apple pie-

    • @xenojho9905
      @xenojho9905 4 роки тому +2

      Apple pie am I right chat??

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 4 роки тому

      Tommyinnit found dead.. ua-cam.com/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/v-deo.html

  • @mossycobbIe
    @mossycobbIe 4 роки тому +1427

    I find it hilarious that Tommy’s first instinct when impersonating a child is to *lower* his voice.

    • @susanhe6785
      @susanhe6785 4 роки тому +50

      that's just cuz his default voice is infant lvl duh

    • @Fitness4Fuel
      @Fitness4Fuel 4 роки тому +6

      Todoroki pfp? Cultured?

    • @nayeontwice3716
      @nayeontwice3716 4 роки тому

      @@prooductions9111 the fuck

    • @Zdfzrfdsfj
      @Zdfzrfdsfj 3 роки тому

      1100th like

    • @codysmith3531
      @codysmith3531 3 роки тому

      @@___________levi-ackerman-s2762 I lemon yours *badumts* no I am not insulting your spelling I’m making a joke

  • @i-win
    @i-win 4 роки тому +10579

    Dream SMP day 1:
    Got mugged

    • @Thatfreepig
      @Thatfreepig 4 роки тому +65

      First time a verified UA-camr has 7 likes

    • @Candy-rs8hb
      @Candy-rs8hb 4 роки тому +62

      @@Thatfreepig it’s soon gonna be thousands lol

    • @f1shispro
      @f1shispro 4 роки тому +30

      here to steal a portion of likes and I-win, you dont win.. you lose

    • @khryxic2107
      @khryxic2107 4 роки тому +4

      wut

    • @BisMC
      @BisMC 4 роки тому +5

      Hello

  • @lzapx
    @lzapx 3 роки тому +184

    "We just hit 3 MILLION-"
    Me watching the video 6 months and 18 days after it was posted: *Ehhh, more like 9.72 Million*

  • @duck5843
    @duck5843 4 роки тому +508

    I love how Tubbo just sounds so tired of Tommy

  • @folanator
    @folanator 4 роки тому +484

    “I kind of run this place”
    That didn’t age well

    • @medkatv2yes
      @medkatv2yes 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/IGxxckH7iUE/v-deo.html

    • @ye1201
      @ye1201 4 роки тому +1

      @@medkatv2yes stop self Promoting

    • @Belong2thecity12
      @Belong2thecity12 4 роки тому

      wait im kinda new and i dont pay attention- what do you guys mean?-

    • @ye1201
      @ye1201 4 роки тому

      @@Belong2thecity12 wait what do you mean?

  • @sappy2075
    @sappy2075 4 роки тому +562

    Vikk can just say: "It's called sidemen, not sidechildren, Tommy." and Tommy won't ask him never again.

    • @syeno4808
      @syeno4808 4 роки тому +9

      underrated

    • @medkatv2yes
      @medkatv2yes 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/IGxxckH7iUE/v-deo.html

    • @sappy2075
      @sappy2075 4 роки тому +8

      @@medkatv2yes you are so intelligent thank you for self promoting

    • @ryjsajaysantos913
      @ryjsajaysantos913 4 роки тому +3

      I am extremely off topic but is your profile pic techno’s dream fan art? xD

    • @sappy2075
      @sappy2075 4 роки тому +2

      @@ryjsajaysantos913 the fanart is too good, man.

  • @felicity545
    @felicity545 3 роки тому +112

    “He’s got an accent tommy, he’s from Austria.” Ah yes Austria the hot country in the Southern Hemisphere

    • @MrBugl17
      @MrBugl17 3 роки тому

      Who cares. People make mistakes

    • @UmarTahir
      @UmarTahir 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrBugl17 No no that's the joke. It wasn't a mistake, he purposely misspelled it.

    • @sensei2187
      @sensei2187 3 роки тому +1

      Ah yes I love Austria

    • @sunshroses
      @sunshroses 2 роки тому +1

      It can get rlly cold here actually - we can often also have huge weather swings. The other day it was burning and it just started raining out of nowhere

    • @uLa5er
      @uLa5er 2 роки тому

      @@sunshroses Kaiser country

  • @Maja-hb5ch
    @Maja-hb5ch 4 роки тому +567

    I envy Tommy for being so good at talking to new people

    • @jayceeantit2577
      @jayceeantit2577 4 роки тому +5

      Mood.

    • @gonchaturk607
      @gonchaturk607 4 роки тому +1

      Tommyinit hes my fucking g

    • @Camistine
      @Camistine 4 роки тому +2

      This is so me ._.

    • @Visnetter
      @Visnetter 4 роки тому +2

      Its called being social

    • @Luc1frfr
      @Luc1frfr 4 роки тому +13

      @@Visnetter introvert : what's that 👁👄👁

  • @CynicSnacks
    @CynicSnacks 4 роки тому +22846

    There are two kinds of people in the world:
    1. People who find TommyInnit annoying
    2. Alpha geniuses

    • @Candy-rs8hb
      @Candy-rs8hb 4 роки тому +198

      *you sure*

    • @eazyaccount
      @eazyaccount 4 роки тому +52

      Bro

    • @kyletran8064
      @kyletran8064 4 роки тому +110

      Facts

    • @nexusliteos
      @nexusliteos 4 роки тому +22

      Oh ok

    • @lb4586
      @lb4586 4 роки тому +80

      They ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
      Edit: I dont think people realise this is a Britney Spears Referance

  • @Jake-mr1jl
    @Jake-mr1jl 4 роки тому +1924

    I love how Vic didn't necessarily like Tommy to begin with but now they actually like get along to an extent

    • @tescomealdeal6259
      @tescomealdeal6259 4 роки тому +34

      Vik*

    • @cl3133
      @cl3133 4 роки тому +96

      basically what ur saying is that tommy forces his friendships and ends up having amazing relationships with those who get annoyed by him LEWKSKSK
      respect for big man

    • @marymorgan46
      @marymorgan46 4 роки тому +10

      @@cl3133
      Hi

    • @BurneyDeux
      @BurneyDeux 4 роки тому +52

      He went from being an Insufferable loud british child to a FUNNY Insufferable loud british child

    • @tescomealdeal6259
      @tescomealdeal6259 4 роки тому +12

      You spelt the holy ones name wrong. Shame on you. You are obviously a man without cultural awareness aswell as your amount of ignorance. Go to hell

  • @ynezliongyiranwsps9386
    @ynezliongyiranwsps9386 3 роки тому +15

    TOMMY'S PROGRESS IS UNBELIEVABLE HE ALREADY INCREASED BY 7M SUBSCRIBERS IN NOT EVEN A YEAR-
    WE ARE PROUD OF YOU BIG MAN

  • @justanotherday192
    @justanotherday192 4 роки тому +802

    Tubbo: “And on that note. I leave”
    *Jumps off a tall tower*
    Me: “o-k”

  • @kevink1816
    @kevink1816 4 роки тому +433

    Tommy: Hey lazar whats the worst word you know
    Lazar: Tommy!

    • @oricraft6747
      @oricraft6747 4 роки тому +3

      Lol 320 likes 0 replies and I was the first one

    • @ventvent2776
      @ventvent2776 4 роки тому +1

      *_f a t a l i t y_*

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 4 роки тому

      Tommyinnit found dead.. ua-cam.com/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/v-deo.html

  • @BillyBob-vd2ln
    @BillyBob-vd2ln 4 роки тому +214

    UA-cam: here do you want to watch a child swearing at a grown man
    Me: *y E s*

    • @tedxteddy
      @tedxteddy 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 4 роки тому

      Vikkstar is like 5”6

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 4 роки тому

      @@phantom8699 ikrua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

  • @prachirawat8471
    @prachirawat8471 3 роки тому +21

    Tommy isn't annoying he is naturally just a funny guy with british jokes

  • @lilysiehr6636
    @lilysiehr6636 4 роки тому +249

    Wilbur saying: "You are being mugged!" While pointing a bow at Lannan is just...professional.

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 4 роки тому +1

      Need kombatroll ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому +3

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into UA-cam recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

    • @Teritribog
      @Teritribog 4 роки тому

      Tommyinit singing lalala by y2k
      ua-cam.com/video/1eZBmuVDC-M/v-deo.html

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 4 роки тому

      Tommyinnit found dead.. ua-cam.com/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/v-deo.html

  • @yusherr2677
    @yusherr2677 4 роки тому +330

    "You are being mugged, stop resisting"
    -Wilbur 2020

  • @Yub.i
    @Yub.i 4 роки тому +446

    Tommy typing to Tubbo : I’m gonna mug ‘em.
    Lazar: Why do I feel like I’m gonna die.
    I feel a disturbance I the force.

  • @thatonekid9865
    @thatonekid9865 3 роки тому +24

    tommy: hates aussies
    me: who is an aussie: only if he knew that the british "took over" australia

  • @Grim-c8n
    @Grim-c8n 4 роки тому +183

    Tommy whenever he meets someone: "So anyway, I started cursing"

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 4 роки тому

      Tommyinnit found dead.. ua-cam.com/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/v-deo.html

  • @connercuaycong9028
    @connercuaycong9028 3 роки тому +1358

    Wilbur: Hates americans
    Tommy: Hates australians
    Wilbur: that's discrimination
    Lol

    • @tntgamer9875
      @tntgamer9875 3 роки тому +7

      I would like but at the time it’s at 69 likes

    • @richardhorley
      @richardhorley 3 роки тому +3

      @@tntgamer9875 not anymore

    • @xiao7372
      @xiao7372 3 роки тому +1

      @@richardhorley lmao

    • @silly._saka
      @silly._saka 3 роки тому +7

      Tommy hates me???

    • @aletheachong2534
      @aletheachong2534 3 роки тому +11

      my being Australian: "why you gotta be so mean"

  • @Solis1an
    @Solis1an 4 роки тому +849

    Are you on LEDs?
    -TommyInnit

    • @ilikeobama351
      @ilikeobama351 4 роки тому +9

      Sorry but when was that wood place built?

    • @lily-ck7nf
      @lily-ck7nf 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @blacktie3607
      @blacktie3607 3 роки тому +1

      @@ilikeobama351 {~^_^~} FlipaClip Guy

  • @diontaejohnson6049
    @diontaejohnson6049 3 роки тому +9

    Lazar beam: compliments.tommy
    Tommy: insults him
    Me: this is normal

  • @For6bey
    @For6bey 4 роки тому +2653

    Tommy: "He's Australian"
    Australians: *"Small whimpering noises"*
    Americans: "First time?"

    • @bsolberg
      @bsolberg 4 роки тому +47

      Honestly, anybody from any other country that feels like they are being insulted because of where they are from is just pathetic at this point.

    • @For6bey
      @For6bey 4 роки тому +53

      @@bsolberg ikr, if you go through some of Tommy's video that he makes a joke about Americans some of the comments are Priceless of people being like there feelings are hurt. It's a joke, have some tuff we skin.

    • @blueyblue4668
      @blueyblue4668 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly what I did

    • @KC-nv6qf
      @KC-nv6qf 3 роки тому +24

      @@For6bey I dont see those “hurt” comments at all. If anything, the Americans are saying the jokes as well and twice as hard.

    • @sonicthefrogedhog8656
      @sonicthefrogedhog8656 3 роки тому +6

      Me ehhhhh goes back to cooking shrimp on the barbie

  • @lieutenantskeleton3249
    @lieutenantskeleton3249 4 роки тому +168

    Tommyinnit: "You know if you weren't Australian you wouldnt be that bad"
    Lazarbeam:
    *turns with murderous intent*

    • @fazevincent7047
      @fazevincent7047 4 роки тому +3

      Just lemmino

    • @silveraxe301
      @silveraxe301 4 роки тому

      @@fazevincent7047 kombatrollua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

  • @merakifalls4391
    @merakifalls4391 4 роки тому +287

    4:43 "L'Manberg Banned Stuff: Women with red hair"
    Me, a woman with redhair: *Again, my existence is forbidden*

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому +4

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into UA-cam recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ✨

    • @fluffiesx7404
      @fluffiesx7404 4 роки тому +9

      The people above me just did self promotion.

    • @SumilatsFansReadURLs
      @SumilatsFansReadURLs 4 роки тому +8

      @@fluffiesx7404 the person above me just said the people above him self promoted.

    • @mellylivestreams2008
      @mellylivestreams2008 4 роки тому +5

      the person above me just said the person above me just said the person above him self promoted

    • @swampymender4400
      @swampymender4400 4 роки тому

      @@mellylivestreams2008 ua-cam.com/video/Tt7bzxurJ1I/v-deo.html

  • @unbrokensquid122
    @unbrokensquid122 3 роки тому +95

    the first reason tommy doesn't like Lannan
    "He's Australian"
    "If you weren't Australian you would't be so bad"
    Me being Australian :(
    #Australianlivesmatter #stopracism

  • @andrewli4743
    @andrewli4743 4 роки тому +469

    Tommy: "If you weren't Australian you wouldn't be that bad."
    Lazar: *genuinely hurt*
    3:23

  • @llollipop8194
    @llollipop8194 4 роки тому +492

    me: *reads title*
    also me: Tommyinnit has such good social skills...
    again me: better than mine, at least TvT

    • @trisk902
      @trisk902 4 роки тому +8

      he has TERRIBLE social skills in real life no joke check his videos

    • @sahxb.
      @sahxb. 4 роки тому +7

      @@trisk902 well I think it's just content for him to be socially awkward irl
      If its not the case his vlogs which are 1-2 only wouldn't be different than others

    • @Mayra9148
      @Mayra9148 4 роки тому

      @@sahxb. no he has said that he is in streams and stuff multiple times and that he doesn't keep doing the online bits irl. still his social skills are better than mine so make of that what you will

    • @char2716
      @char2716 4 роки тому

      @@trisk902 his whole bit is that he purposely just makes things awkward but by the way he describes it when hes talking about stories and shit he seems like hes very polite and has rlly good social skills, probably not as outgoing as in vids, but good social skills nonetheless, he definitely knowns how to talk to ppl and how to keep a convo going

    • @trisk902
      @trisk902 4 роки тому

      @@char2716 so you’re saying in reality he is pretty good at talking to people, and doesn’t come front random woman and call them his girl friend?

  • @llewellyngray2193
    @llewellyngray2193 3 роки тому +4

    Normal people when attacked by horror villain: no don’t kill me
    My friends when attacked: oh I am gonna end this mans whole career

  • @jamesharris6386
    @jamesharris6386 4 роки тому +373

    The entire continent of Australia is gonna be so pissed.

    • @serena5494
      @serena5494 4 роки тому +7

      I am the entire continent of Australia rn

    • @papercrane5351
      @papercrane5351 4 роки тому +3

      SCREEEEE

    • @camizzasisters3778
      @camizzasisters3778 4 роки тому +6

      As an Australian I understand the "worst word" Lazarbeam knows because most Australians are fluent in it.

    • @jamwar51
      @jamwar51 4 роки тому +2

      @@camizzasisters3778 true That is my good sir

    • @gillianrook8823
      @gillianrook8823 4 роки тому +3

      Well no its Oceania and kiwis won't be pissed I also get the joke so don't wooooosh me

  • @DominicSantini
    @DominicSantini 4 роки тому +419

    “How much clout do you want on this server?”
    Dream: *y e s*

    • @louis.k5123
      @louis.k5123 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @Jordan-wc7yh
      @Jordan-wc7yh 4 роки тому +1

      @@louis.k5123 God

  • @lucycocosanders1024
    @lucycocosanders1024 4 роки тому +562

    “You know if you weren’t Australian you probably wouldn’t be that bad”
    As an Australian I don’t know whether I should be offended, whether I should agree or both

  • @magnachao4208
    @magnachao4208 3 роки тому +3

    12:58
    “There’s all these invisible people standing in the way so I can’t build”
    “I hate when that happens”

  • @Mnms_eminem
    @Mnms_eminem 4 роки тому +618

    wilbur *kills lannan*
    wilbur: “You are being mugged, stop resisting”

  • @foxy-fp7mv
    @foxy-fp7mv 4 роки тому +274

    "there are invisible people in my way and i cant build because of them"
    "omg i hate when this happens"

  • @hoodie_gang563
    @hoodie_gang563 4 роки тому +478

    Phil: I don't think you can win them back, Tommy
    Tommy: S A M D O Y O U H A V E *D R U G S* ?

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 4 роки тому

      Yess ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

    • @AlexGaming-vg5xs
      @AlexGaming-vg5xs 4 роки тому +1

      Why did that stupid tommy say that?kids watch him u know. But they shouldn’t cuz tommy dumb

    • @halithor7898
      @halithor7898 4 роки тому +9

      @@AlexGaming-vg5xs Comedy. You don’t need to criticize people for watching UA-cam videos. Not everybody thinks like you do, and not everyone prefers the content that you watch. Wait, why did you click on this video anyway?

    • @Deprescion
      @Deprescion 4 роки тому +6

      @@AlexGaming-vg5xs Kids above 13 know about drugs. Kids below 13 should be on youtube kids.

    • @grayskythunder
      @grayskythunder 4 роки тому +7

      @@AlexGaming-vg5xs COMEDY. Everyone who is actually allowed to be on UA-cam would know that. Anyone under the age should be on UA-cam kids. It's not Tommy's fault young kids watch them when they shouldn't even be on the app

  • @scarlettthestarlett8680
    @scarlettthestarlett8680 3 роки тому +18

    That hurt when you said “if you weren’t Australian I would like you more” 😔

  • @LeviathansGhost
    @LeviathansGhost 4 роки тому +1252

    Tommy: “He’s Australian”
    Me: Sad Australian noises

    • @erinmacdonald8618
      @erinmacdonald8618 4 роки тому +20

      Dude Tommy really be hating on the Aussie watchers. Man and I am a Woman too. Smh. So bipolar. Does he loaf or hate the Aussie womens we may never know.

    • @LeviathansGhost
      @LeviathansGhost 4 роки тому +6

      @@erinmacdonald8618 it is a real mystery

    • @erinmacdonald8618
      @erinmacdonald8618 4 роки тому +2

      @@LeviathansGhost smh it is.

    • @Fern_Anise
      @Fern_Anise 4 роки тому +2

      Same I am sad

    • @danjohnson2406
      @danjohnson2406 4 роки тому +2

      I use to like Tommy but he desecrated Australia 🇦🇺

  • @fieds-
    @fieds- 4 роки тому +655

    alt title: tall child insults australian man that plays fortnite like a meme god

    • @boonhomey2738
      @boonhomey2738 4 роки тому +1

      Oki ua-cam.com/video/OmJa1dRD_fY/v-deo.html

    • @supergarrett4596
      @supergarrett4596 4 роки тому +6

      @@afailure5128 I recognize the link, it’s a rickroll

    • @mcdiggles1141
      @mcdiggles1141 4 роки тому +2

      @@supergarrett4596 any guinea pigs want to test it out?

    • @supergarrett4596
      @supergarrett4596 4 роки тому

      @@mcdiggles1141 you

    • @mcdiggles1141
      @mcdiggles1141 4 роки тому

      It’s a shitpost status meme

  • @___-ec7fp
    @___-ec7fp 4 роки тому +689

    “I’m not ginger, I’m a ginger bread”

    • @jordanstuff6973
      @jordanstuff6973 4 роки тому +9

      The fact that I'm ginger, it kind of hurts Tommy and Wilbur don't like gingers

    • @euphoriabloom9977
      @euphoriabloom9977 4 роки тому +2

      Username'nt im pretty sure its just a bit and they don't actually have anything against gingers lmao 😭

    • @lewislittlewood5038
      @lewislittlewood5038 4 роки тому +4

      Ye I’m ginger to I felt so sad

    • @user-pm2zv9fs5r
      @user-pm2zv9fs5r 4 роки тому +2

      @@jordanstuff6973 don't be sad carrots are yummy 😀

    • @jordanstuff6973
      @jordanstuff6973 4 роки тому +3

      @@user-pm2zv9fs5r *nervous sweating*

  • @mxwolfie4790
    @mxwolfie4790 3 роки тому +4

    Vikkstar: "what did he do to you?"
    Tommy: "He's Australian Vik"

  • @General_Daws
    @General_Daws 4 роки тому +109

    "You're griefing me! That's against the sever rules!" -Tommyinnit (The day before he's exiled for griefing.)

  • @blankww
    @blankww 4 роки тому +389

    Tubbo's Son: Hey Dad, why is my sister named Rose?
    Tubbo: Because your mother loved roses.
    Tubbo's Son: Thanks, Dad
    Tubbo: No problem, Apple Pie

    • @inkaytoo
      @inkaytoo 4 роки тому +9

      keyword is
      *loved*

    • @bee-uv8ge
      @bee-uv8ge 4 роки тому +4

      @@inkaytoo- why did you put /j

    • @inkaytoo
      @inkaytoo 4 роки тому +3

      @@bee-uv8ge just in case

    • @khaq446
      @khaq446 4 роки тому +3

      Choco rain

    • @arandombanana943
      @arandombanana943 4 роки тому

      @@inkaytoo bro how would someone think that’s not a joke no offense but cmon man

  • @vinsio1712
    @vinsio1712 4 роки тому +265

    LazarBeam: *Joins the smp*
    Tommy: *I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому +3

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into UA-cam recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 4 роки тому +1

      @@spesq ikr ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

    • @ivv4n_21
      @ivv4n_21 4 роки тому +3

      WAP (worship and prayer) and mugging

    • @PowerKhi
      @PowerKhi 4 роки тому +2

      @@spesq ah a bot

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 4 роки тому

      Tommyinnit found dead.. ua-cam.com/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/v-deo.html

  • @tdf_worldkey6666
    @tdf_worldkey6666 3 роки тому +1

    australians be existing and tommy be taking that ish personally

  • @fabih5236
    @fabih5236 3 роки тому +553

    Tubbo: "You're outgoing."
    Tommy: "What does that mean?"
    Tubbo: "Loud."
    kdjdsakj best part

    • @Itsyaboyrobby
      @Itsyaboyrobby 3 роки тому +5

      Are we just gonna ignore how WRONG “BIG V” SOUNDS

  • @captainberry7873
    @captainberry7873 4 роки тому +504

    "I'm not gonna say it, tommy"
    "Why?"
    "professional reasons"
    translation: lannan is scared of getting a channel strike or getting demonetized

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому +3

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into UA-cam recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

    • @cmdubbeling
      @cmdubbeling 4 роки тому +6

      "ah, today was a good day- i insulted a child."

    • @moonlightskyler7620
      @moonlightskyler7620 4 роки тому

      timestamp?

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому +1

      @@cute_funny_gamer ty

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 роки тому +1

      Q: Why is England the wettest country?
      A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

  • @_s444my
    @_s444my 4 роки тому +81

    "just joined the dream smp, got mugged by a british child."

    • @shrekecomment8056
      @shrekecomment8056 4 роки тому

      Canadian 🇨🇦ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

    • @truck-kun2899
      @truck-kun2899 4 роки тому

      “ feeling good “

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 4 роки тому

      Tommyinnit found dead.!!. ua-cam.com/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/v-deo.html

  • @Starrzzxyz
    @Starrzzxyz 3 роки тому +1

    TOMMY HAS AWOKEN SO MANY AUSTRALIANS THAT ARE HIS FANS INCLUDING MEEE

  • @jasonmcy1
    @jasonmcy1 4 роки тому +2933

    i love how social tommy is, he is so comfortable with everyone, so comfortable he makes the others look. socially awkward 🤣

  • @dylan1937
    @dylan1937 4 роки тому +264

    “I made you a home similar to your 4 million Chad Pad.”
    ~Tommyinnit

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому +2

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into UA-cam recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ🌟

    • @thomasying4990
      @thomasying4990 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @dylan1937
      @dylan1937 4 роки тому

      GUYS DONT GO TO THE LINK, ITS A RICK ROLL

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 4 роки тому

      Tommyinnit found dead.!!. ua-cam.com/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/v-deo.html

  • @gabibojko6751
    @gabibojko6751 4 роки тому +318

    “what did he do to you”
    “he’s Australian”
    *all the Australians offended*

  • @aaronvaleska5555
    @aaronvaleska5555 3 роки тому +2

    Wilbur just got into the voice chat so casually I love it

  • @agentoo710
    @agentoo710 4 роки тому +158

    Tommy: "Hey Lazarbeam what's the worst word you know?"
    Lazar: "I'm not gonna say it, Tommy"
    Tommy: "Why?"
    Lazar: "Professional reasons"
    Tommy: "What is it?"
    Lazar: "Are you trying to get me cancelled, Tommy?"
    Tommy: " No, no I'm just trying to learn *I'm a child* "
    *Tommy, I'm so proud of you*

  • @NoobBLOX
    @NoobBLOX 4 роки тому +334

    "What's an Austrian?"
    Austrians : *sad noises*

    • @crazyssugar5695
      @crazyssugar5695 4 роки тому +1

      Austrian? U mean Australian

    • @sleepingturtle32
      @sleepingturtle32 4 роки тому +13

      @@crazyssugar5695 no, it’s Austrian. From Austria 🇦🇹

    • @medkatv2yes
      @medkatv2yes 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/IGxxckH7iUE/v-deo.html

    • @codmat2am86
      @codmat2am86 4 роки тому +7

      @@crazyssugar5695 don't you tell me you didn't know Austria was a country😂

    • @crazyssugar5695
      @crazyssugar5695 4 роки тому

      @@codmat2am86 no I did I was just confused 😂 lol

  • @BenAKAMrWalrus
    @BenAKAMrWalrus 4 роки тому +166

    I feel like Tommy getting to play minecraft with Vikk is one of his dream’s come true. Truly a big man

  • @natti3732
    @natti3732 3 роки тому

    8:08 immediately asks Sam if hes got drugs LMFAOO💀💀

  • @keithruns1774
    @keithruns1774 4 роки тому +139

    I mean, Vikkstar’s face when Tommy came on though 😂

    • @eatyourcreal9365
      @eatyourcreal9365 4 роки тому

      Better watch kombatroll bro
      ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

    • @Jun0shu
      @Jun0shu 4 роки тому

      Please give me fork

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into UA-cam recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

  • @DanielMatroskin
    @DanielMatroskin 4 роки тому +2028

    Someone in the chat: Tommyinnit is a child
    Tommy: *blocks him*
    Tommy you are a legend!

  • @iblivs21
    @iblivs21 4 роки тому +439

    "I met LazarBeam and kept insulting him"
    me:why am i not surprised.

  • @colony8286
    @colony8286 3 роки тому +3

    I like how ppl started to show up cuz of how interesting what tommy is doing and helping tommy

  • @sillygrl
    @sillygrl 4 роки тому +933

    i like how the intro went from “according to youtube statistics...” to “a lot of people find me super annoying”

  • @julianrodriguez2721
    @julianrodriguez2721 4 роки тому +239

    Tommy: when people first notice me they find me pretty annoying.
    Me: *and that's why your funny*

  • @MarzSimpson
    @MarzSimpson 4 роки тому +50

    Its crazy to see how far Tommy has progressed in this past year alone - its actually inspirational

    • @Umrz749
      @Umrz749 4 роки тому +2

      Not even past year Past like few months he’s got like just under 3 mil

    • @eatyourcreal9365
      @eatyourcreal9365 4 роки тому

      @@Umrz749 better watch kombatroll
      ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

  • @helloperson4167
    @helloperson4167 3 роки тому +1

    "L'MANDBERG BANNED STUFF"
    "anything orange"
    tommy: *eats carrot*

  • @godspeed4567
    @godspeed4567 3 роки тому +1342

    I like how tommy asked if Vic was on LED’s instead of LSD on accident.

    • @AllCustoms80
      @AllCustoms80 3 роки тому +35

      That wasn’t a accident it was on purpose

    • @lunabakker1630
      @lunabakker1630 3 роки тому +7

      Twice but the second time he corrected himself

    • @9SRR
      @9SRR 3 роки тому +12

      Vikk*

    • @fristydude1524
      @fristydude1524 3 роки тому +3

      I think it was on purpose

    • @GhostyBoi6308
      @GhostyBoi6308 3 роки тому +1

      r/whooosh

  • @dambixo
    @dambixo 4 роки тому +167

    Vik: *Joins Minecraft Server*
    Tommy: *Acts as if Jesus Christ himself just resurrected for a third time*

    • @nixkay4085
      @nixkay4085 4 роки тому +6

      T-third?

    • @CooledJets
      @CooledJets 4 роки тому +3

      @@nixkay4085 Yeah, remember when Church Prime was founded?

    • @boonhomey2738
      @boonhomey2738 4 роки тому +1

      Oki ua-cam.com/video/OmJa1dRD_fY/v-deo.html

    • @nixkay4085
      @nixkay4085 4 роки тому +3

      @@CooledJets oh 😅yeah
      Btw the guy above me is self promotion go

  • @darkpotato6577
    @darkpotato6577 4 роки тому +108

    “don’t mug him- NO TOMMY”

    • @tohgo.
      @tohgo. 4 роки тому +1

      nooo

    • @1maxiuns
      @1maxiuns 4 роки тому +1

      rip

    • @mewco33
      @mewco33 4 роки тому

      aaaaa

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому +1

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into UA-cam recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

  • @mrpineapple-wj2tg
    @mrpineapple-wj2tg 3 роки тому +2

    Tommy has almost quadrupled subscribers in less than a year... So proud of you man!!
    but then again his editor spelt australian wrong... 13:31... as an aussie i have never felt more insulted

  • @makiyoxue
    @makiyoxue 4 роки тому +177

    Tommy: how annoying am I?
    Everyone in the dream smp: *Y E S*

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому +2

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into UA-cam recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ💛

    • @voxqiasoldchnl2954
      @voxqiasoldchnl2954 4 роки тому

      @@spesq tyyy!

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому

      @@voxqiasoldchnl2954 💘

    • @tacobox1441
      @tacobox1441 4 роки тому

      @@spesq Wow did not expect you to reply, thought you were a UA-cam bot!

  • @ashleus
    @ashleus 4 роки тому +173

    Tommy: "VIK IM SORRY I WOULD NEVER STAB JESUS"
    I CANNOT FUNCTION

  • @Puxel
    @Puxel 4 роки тому +86

    "What's an Austrian?"
    -Tommyinnit 2020

  • @biancashannenpabuaya3723
    @biancashannenpabuaya3723 3 роки тому

    "Vik im sorry, I would never stab Jesus" -tommy 2020
    lmaooo

  • @thememeestfilmbuff
    @thememeestfilmbuff 4 роки тому +393

    *Tommy:* We welcome LazerBeam in the company of us Brits.
    *Also Tommy:* This is a mugging Beam, we’re mugging you!!!

    • @lucikka3674
      @lucikka3674 4 роки тому

      well what can I say, it’s england

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest UA-camr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear buff

    • @thememeestfilmbuff
      @thememeestfilmbuff 4 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku badly written joke, like when you make a reveal to a joke you have to make sure that it makes sense to the whole sentence grammatically. A implies singularity, yet you use the plural noun muscles.

    • @abelarignacio1277
      @abelarignacio1277 4 роки тому

      Uh oh someone spelled lazarbeam wrong

  • @chgq3332
    @chgq3332 4 роки тому +61

    Tommy: “i have never been complimented by an Australian before”
    Me: “you are cool”

  • @eathumanz
    @eathumanz 4 роки тому +292

    me, an austrian watching this: *sobs internally*

    • @stop.1003
      @stop.1003 3 роки тому +5

      imagine being a ginger australian...

    • @bretjackson6624
      @bretjackson6624 3 роки тому +2

      @@sekhmet_28 @Stop imagine having a life

    • @jaydenbaxley.
      @jaydenbaxley. 3 роки тому

      @@sekhmet_28 imagine criticizing someone for the same joke you made

    • @David-nl3yo
      @David-nl3yo 3 роки тому +2

      Same bro. Only so Nebenbei wea ar ju äxäktli from

    • @LaytonMWGod
      @LaytonMWGod 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine being a Austrian

  • @randomgameplay889
    @randomgameplay889 3 роки тому +1

    I like the way Sam was a drug dealer now a prison Warden

  • @nickfoxie4294
    @nickfoxie4294 4 роки тому +332

    I’m insulted that Lazzar wrote ‘Austrians’ and then tommy asked ‘what’s an Austrian?’

    • @dartherod5056
      @dartherod5056 4 роки тому +5

      I'm the 69th like on this comment

    • @justmekim5571
      @justmekim5571 4 роки тому +6

      But it's fucking funny

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 4 роки тому +8

      What if Australia does exist and Austria is the one that doesn't?

    • @ellabella7621
      @ellabella7621 3 роки тому +6

      @@pongangelo2048 the thing is you're not the first to suggest that Austria doesn't exist. A surprising amount of people have tried to convince me that Austria is part of Germany. ...I am Austrian. I'd know where I'm from....

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 3 роки тому +3

      @@ellabella7621 it's a joke, mate.

  • @terik_z
    @terik_z 4 роки тому +31

    Tubbo going
    *"I uh... have a really powerful imagination"*
    killed me

  • @hoodie_gang563
    @hoodie_gang563 4 роки тому +74

    Tommy: joins call
    Vikstar: hell-
    Tommy: H E L L O
    Vikstar: 👁👄👁

    • @montellacraft2738
      @montellacraft2738 4 роки тому +1

      Hello ua-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/v-deo.html

    • @prooductions9111
      @prooductions9111 4 роки тому

      Tommyinnit found dead.!!. ua-cam.com/video/2xfQ-vdetT8/v-deo.html

  • @Kikimelodyyy
    @Kikimelodyyy 3 роки тому +2

    Tommy: he’s Australian..
    Me: *intense sweating*

  • @ci-t0idi200
    @ci-t0idi200 4 роки тому +112

    Lannan: Exists
    Tommy: *And i took that personally*

    • @spesq
      @spesq 4 роки тому +2

      To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into UA-cam recommendations. I have been struggling to get there. Any help is appreciated (づ。 ◕‿‿◕。) づ❄️

    • @ci-t0idi200
      @ci-t0idi200 4 роки тому

      @@spesq please delete your comment

  • @thunderclancat123
    @thunderclancat123 4 роки тому +37

    "you're very outgoing"
    "whats that mean"
    "loud"

  • @mwkralik
    @mwkralik 4 роки тому +217

    This is why Tommy is a child.
    *he’s so nice to everyone*

  • @aahhhhhhh726
    @aahhhhhhh726 2 роки тому

    Tommy to Vikk is like a kid on UA-cam asking to collab with PewDiePie

  • @coolcharacter8525
    @coolcharacter8525 3 роки тому +506

    I love while there is literal chaos and gun fire Wilbur just says calmly “You are being mugged. Don’t resist.”