All his musicals are awesome, but this one is definitely the best one. 😂😂😂😂 Never thought anything could have topped 'Shut up you're not my real dad'. 😂😂😂
@@theshire9173 I figured people that have heard it would, but it just occurred to me watching this, that the majority of current teens that populate UA-cam probably never played those games...
literally died when veronica said "all i need is ARCHIE" LOL i thought she was going to say "all i need is to be away from you chad" or something but hey what do i know
How Cole is able to keep a serious face in his scenes remains a mystery to me. Damn boy, you graduated NYU, you are a great photographer, why do you punish yourself with this?
I hear that they all have a contract to make 7 seasons so they got 2 more years of this torture. Though I'm sure they aren't complaining about the money this show generates.
Most of the actors openly hate Riverdale, and Cole especially has gone in interviews numerous times to talk about how awful the writing of Jughead has become. He's even refused to do certain things, like appear in musical numbers, in a desperate attempt to maintain the OG writing of his character. Sadly they're all stuck in a 7-season contract and can't leave until then. But if you look at any interviews with literally any of the actors in the main cast it's very clear they're all waiting for it to end so they can GTFO
I appreciate how they completely forgot that Betty’s ancestors and the same as Cheryls because they didn’t take the last name Copper until like Betty’s great-grandfather. So Betty’s ancestors are Cheryls ancestors so Beatrice Cooper (Betty’s relative who killed cheryls) couldn’t have existed. Your welcome
Their family wasn't that incest-y... Betty's father was Blossom by blood, but her mother was not - so ancestors from Alice side of family are NOT Cheryl's ancestors. And if current Coopers took surname later, there is possibility that they took it from towns other citizens that wasn't around anymore... Alice maiden surname was Smith, but at some point her ancestor could be Beatrice Cooper
I laughed so hard when Veronica finally gets a divorce to be with Archie and then BOOM next episode breaks up with him because she didn't feel seen... And then archie runs back to betty and she's all 'yup i want you too'. When? When did you? Oh honestly maybe magic existing here isn't the weirdest.
@@thiernobarry4462 she was literally like hey Arch you trying live in the Pembrooke. He was like nah I’m good. Then hours later after he saved civilians from a burning building, she asked him, “where do you see yourself in 5 years?” He was like in riverdale helping out the town. Her body literally almost passed from the thought of being middle class and was like aight ima head out. Lmao she says she hates her father but constantly was given allowance money and still tries to pretend she’s genuine. She also claimed she hated her husband because he was greedy but then shits on Archie for making an honest living. Meanwhile, she also is illegally exploiting high school students for her own profit, wants summers in the vineyards, expensive clothes and to live lavishly in NYC. She’s the most spoiled, entitled and delusional character I’ve ever seen on television.
I thought Veronica was gonna say “all I need is you out of my life chad” and I was like 💅🏽 Yes queen ! Know your worth! Don’t stoop to his level! .. suffice it to say i laughed out loud due to shock and the sheer ridiculousness of her saying ‘all I need is ARCHIE! ‘😂
Season 1 was never good, but it wasn't awful. Season 2 became a trainwreck very quickly, and the rest I've only been keeping up thanks to Alex's videos because I just couldn't anymore. Better things to waste my time on!
Season 1 wasn't a good show, but it honestly wasn't horrible and I did enjoy watching it and riding the hype train. However, Things were beyond repair by the floating babies in season 3 :)
@@kaitlynncorley3548 That was the season where I was excited to watch every episode because I knew I was one episode closer to the last one I would ever watch
The fact that this man took the time to not only watch this complete dumpster fire of a season , but He also wrote a song about it! Like seriously that song is the reason why this is my top favorite video from Alex.
The Captain America joke killed me, I was cackling so loud I woke up my boyfriend 😂 Also this new witch plotline makes about as much sense as the rest of the show considering Betty and Cheryl share ancestors and the Coopers didn't exist back then.
@@estrellaelise2763 her mom was, not her - but that doesn't make sense either because her witch ancestor who is a Blossom looked just like Cheryl and Cheryl looked just like her mom 😂
@@aubriejohnson5291 the parts where they go back in time. They always re-use the main actors cause the way i see it they're imagining it so they're filling in the people with the faces of their friends. Also if i remember right both the coopers and the blossoms existed but at some point a blossom and a cooper had an affair or something. Wasn't that the plot, i might be misremembering? Don't get me wrong this shit still made 0 sense.
The whole Jughead Incident buildup really had me thinking it was going to be SA or some similar/related violation. Of course Riverdale would never be that real, I should've known better. Still, "fell into a freak sinkhole and had rabies hallucinations for three days in the sewers" was not anywhere near my bingo card 😳
I think it's lost on a lot of people that the source material for this show is a newspaper comic about high school friends just hanging out and one is a dofus who loves hamburgers. Let that sink in.
I think that just makes it even funnier, because the actual Archie Comics bar the issue with Kevin is forever stuck in the '50s to not anger the people who thought Archie marrying Valerie was too edgy.
I love Archie's face when Cheryl demands a public apology from them, since their ancestors killed her ancestors. He looks like he just became sentient and realized how ridiculous this show is. XD
Well that's probably the least ridiculous part of the show. Blaming people for the actions of their ancestors is an actual thing in the real world (white guilt anyone?)
this video is so well produced. everyone who helped create this deserves a pat on the back omg. The musical interlude, the video game style characters so goooood!
The Portal song being repurposed for Riverdale is the absolute LAST thing I ever expected, but it is giving me LIFE Congrats, Alex, you managed to match Riverdale’s randomness tit for tat
11:53: I love how badly ordered that is. You can't seriously go from "I am Cheryl Blossom, Queeeeeen of the Beeees!" (which is Wicker Man) to "Basic Natural Elements Worship" (which is "Captain Planet!") and a guy backs out because it's "gotten a little too fringey". Reverse those plot points? Yeah, that works. But the way they did it just amplifies the absurdity of "Queen of the Bees."
Hiram Lodge in the comics: Veronica's dad, hates Archie because he's clumsy. Hiram Lodge in this: an evil Mastermind criminal This show is a butchering of the source material.
I actually am so incredibly happy Sabrina is coming to Riverdale, even if just one episode and no more in the future, just the more crazy shit Riverdale needs.
I can’t believe this show has gone on for this many seasons. I forced myself to finish season two and I was absolutely done lmfao (still gonna watch Alex’s videos about it tho). Also I just wanna say the props to the artist who did the pixel character intros - they looked great. Loved that ❤️🔥
I find it hilarious how invested Betty is on hunting down Polly’s killer and finding her body, when in the past seasons, Betty rarely even acknowledges Polly.
wait a minute....i actually think season 5 is a breath of fresh air. I had to go on a 2+ year hiatus but I'm almost finished with season 5 and i think it has been considerably better than season 3 and 4.
Smart of KJ to pitch that Captain America shield scene to the writers, knowing that they would love it, and that it will potentially launch him as a candidate for the new Captain America, if and when the time comes... I mean, I guess that's what happened... Well played, man.. Truly POG.
I was gonna comment about how the Gaming Intro Screen was the best part of this episode, but then Alex started singing Still Alive and I don't think ANYTHING'S gonna top that!
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"I don't need the house, the apartment, the money, I don't need any of that stuff, okay ? I'm perfectly happy, as long as I can wake up next to Archie every morning and do this... *BLLLAAALALALALALALALLAAAGHHHH* !" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These video game pixel character intros are amazing. And I weirdly get so excited every time a new character is picked. As if I'm actually about to start a game. Must be the nostalgia. Anyway they're awesome! Keep them in!
Therapist: So why are you here today? Alex: It started....it started....with Riverdale Season 2 and the Gargoyle King and now Archie is Captain America because who knew the epic highs and lows of High School football brought me here....
11:38 Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world
7:55 Honestly, I thought this show forgot about the Ghoulies after season 2. Also I wasn't expecting the mothmen to be a bunch of inbred cannibals living in the woods wearing armor..... What is this show?
The show lost me a long time ago, but somehow seeing Archie throw that garbage can lid with wonderfully obvious CGI made me feel even more disdain for this godforsaken show.
Ok but like why do they do Polly so dirty? First her boyfriend dies and she’s sent to a mental hospital, then she’s apart of a cult then like a gang or something and now she’s dead like she really has a terrible life
This season was such a mess, and they should not have taken a massive gap in the middle. Season 6 has potential, but it seems like the show has gone off the rails
As someone who watched Sabrina all the way through, how the hell are they going to cross it over with Riverdale without completely contradicting the ending of Sabrina? ...no, actually, you know what? That ending sucked, go ahead and retcon it out of existence with magic or time-travel or alternate realities or something.
"Like the grownups in IT, we returned to our haunted hometown" ohhhh so _this_ is what Riverdale is trying desperately (and failing miserably) to replicate.
It’s so bad it’s kinda good, but the most annoying episodes to get through were the musicals, gosh the musicals were so bad, I never in my life wanted an episode to end so bad
Alex really said “if the riverdale characters get to break out into song whenever they want so can I”. Also the character select screen is way cooler and well done than anything he is saying happened in the show
God I really needed a new Riverdale reaction lmao I just watched the new Riverdale trailer and I was like oh buy Alex is really going to have a blast with this 😂
I think one day CW is going to reveal to us that Riverdale was just a part of a social experiment. They're just trying to figure out what's the limit of stupidity people can watch.
Me and my mom both loved the comics and where really surprised and exited that they were making a show of it, but kinda confused about why the adds looked so Moody. Then the show came out. I hated the existence of this show at first and would not watch it but my mom watched it and was very confused. I mean, didn’t Archie like date Miss Grundy or something? And they made her wayyy younger than in the comics. When I heard about that I knew this show would make no sense. My hatred for it calmed down because at least it’s bad enough to be interesting, but when looking for anything related to the Archie comics my hatred is reignited when I am bombarded with Riverdale crap as if the much better comics haven’t existed for decades.
There's a special place in my heart for actors in terrible TV shows and movies. I appreciate them collecting their paychecks for something that must be soul crushing.
I dunno, I feel like it might be kind of fun because you don't have to be too attached to what dumb shit happens to your character. Like every script they get has got to be like "Whelp! Lets see what ridiculous shit happens to me this week. Oh, I start a cult! Fun!" And then they get to work on their acting chops by trying to say all these ridiculous lines with a straight face.
the "somehow Hiram is still alive" musical is the musical we all deserved
All his musicals are awesome, but this one is definitely the best one. 😂😂😂😂
Never thought anything could have topped 'Shut up you're not my real dad'. 😂😂😂
Haha yes
I wonder how many people have heard the original “Still Alive” from Portal that he’s spoofing.
@@josiahharrison9843 I recognized it immediately
@@theshire9173 I figured people that have heard it would, but it just occurred to me watching this, that the majority of current teens that populate UA-cam probably never played those games...
literally died when veronica said "all i need is ARCHIE" LOL i thought she was going to say "all i need is to be away from you chad" or something but hey what do i know
omg sameeee, i cried laughing
Should be, all I need is archie, for like one and a half episodes
Then like the next episode they break up because Veronica wants to be her own person or something.
@@zackfozzy7506 exactly haha
Same💀
How Cole is able to keep a serious face in his scenes remains a mystery to me. Damn boy, you graduated NYU, you are a great photographer, why do you punish yourself with this?
Money, lots and lots of it, I don't blame the actors for staying, but I can see it is killing them slowly😂
They have a contract for 7 seasons and to be honest riverdale wasn't that bad in the first season and now they can't leave till the contract ends.
I hear that they all have a contract to make 7 seasons so they got 2 more years of this torture. Though I'm sure they aren't complaining about the money this show generates.
Most of the actors openly hate Riverdale, and Cole especially has gone in interviews numerous times to talk about how awful the writing of Jughead has become. He's even refused to do certain things, like appear in musical numbers, in a desperate attempt to maintain the OG writing of his character.
Sadly they're all stuck in a 7-season contract and can't leave until then. But if you look at any interviews with literally any of the actors in the main cast it's very clear they're all waiting for it to end so they can GTFO
Good to hear he's a great photographer, I was worried he was leaning on acting as his main talent and he's not great at that.
Riverdale just isn’t the same without the epic highs and lows of highschool football
The triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football
@@symon9847 and no ones dropped out of 4th grade to sell drugs to support their grandma. What is this nonsense
ua-cam.com/video/BC5cErmspgk/v-deo.html
I read it as the UPS and downs of high school football 😭
Dead 😂
the intros for each characters are getting more and more intricate as videos go on and i LOVE it
Is the kind of dedication we’d expect from the actual production of the show.
He should review the show Prodigal Son next it has been canceled but,
I think it would make a great video.
Intros are more interesting than the show itself LOL
I appreciate how they completely forgot that Betty’s ancestors and the same as Cheryls because they didn’t take the last name Copper until like Betty’s great-grandfather. So Betty’s ancestors are Cheryls ancestors so Beatrice Cooper (Betty’s relative who killed cheryls) couldn’t have existed. Your welcome
😭😭
but also cheryl calls betty cousin. so no but yes because riverdale
Their family wasn't that incest-y... Betty's father was Blossom by blood, but her mother was not - so ancestors from Alice side of family are NOT Cheryl's ancestors. And if current Coopers took surname later, there is possibility that they took it from towns other citizens that wasn't around anymore... Alice maiden surname was Smith, but at some point her ancestor could be Beatrice Cooper
The fact he is still enduring the pain and suffering of riverfail for our entertainment. Also he just overall deserves some award
Absolutely!
What a guy
I mean, it's not a fail if it has hundreds of thousands of viewers and makes a ton of money
he Loves it.
CW cancels shows so easily so I don’t think riverdale is a fail...more like its fanbase is built different
Crazy take: Hiram is actually the hero of the show he is trying to actually save us by killing the main characters
LMAO but they’re going to give Hiram another backstory like is his mom or his dad or his secret twin died b4 they could buy all of Riverdale
Well he continues to do a piss poor job of it. Fuck just nuke riverdale. Please god please.
@@camilagrijalva4109 Hiram left the show
Couldn't be truer, when Mr Weird (Jughead) dies I'll be very happy
He only been trying to kill Archie, and Archie is just a super soldier.
I laughed so hard when Veronica finally gets a divorce to be with Archie and then BOOM next episode breaks up with him because she didn't feel seen... And then archie runs back to betty and she's all 'yup i want you too'. When? When did you? Oh honestly maybe magic existing here isn't the weirdest.
I hate Archie for messing with BOTH girls . This guy need to be alone for a long long long long time
As soon as Veronica realized Archie had no intentions of every trying to be rich and greedy, she bounced
@@Mr.Sigmamale for real 😭
@@thiernobarry4462 she was literally like hey Arch you trying live in the Pembrooke. He was like nah I’m good. Then hours later after he saved civilians from a burning building, she asked him, “where do you see yourself in 5 years?” He was like in riverdale helping out the town. Her body literally almost passed from the thought of being middle class and was like aight ima head out.
Lmao she says she hates her father but constantly was given allowance money and still tries to pretend she’s genuine. She also claimed she hated her husband because he was greedy but then shits on Archie for making an honest living.
Meanwhile, she also is illegally exploiting high school students for her own profit, wants summers in the vineyards, expensive clothes and to live lavishly in NYC. She’s the most spoiled, entitled and delusional character I’ve ever seen on television.
she literally KILLED HER EX in order to be with archie and then they broke up LMFAO
I honestly am shocked that anyone actually watches this show and doesn't just keep up to date with it through Alex's videos
i dont watch it i just watch these vids
It's how I keep up to date with Riverfail
I do. I only watched season 1 and part of 2.
@@snoopygonewilder oof, same
@@snoopygonewilder omg exactly what i did
I thought Veronica was gonna say “all I need is you out of my life chad” and I was like 💅🏽 Yes queen ! Know your worth! Don’t stoop to his level! .. suffice it to say i laughed out loud due to shock and the sheer ridiculousness of her saying ‘all I need is ARCHIE! ‘😂
The funny part to me its that i could totally see her saying that in the comics.
I thought the same as well
even the face she makes like a toddler bragging
Like fr and then one or two episodes later. I feel invisible let's break up 💀 literally objectified herself to the stereotype of women needing men
It feels like a fever dream that Riverdale season 1 was actually pretty good and now we have this
I don't know ... was it? All it did was make me want to watch the next one cause I thought it would finally go somewhere
Season 1 was never good, but it wasn't awful. Season 2 became a trainwreck very quickly, and the rest I've only been keeping up thanks to Alex's videos because I just couldn't anymore. Better things to waste my time on!
Season 1 wasn't a good show, but it honestly wasn't horrible and I did enjoy watching it and riding the hype train. However, Things were beyond repair by the floating babies in season 3 :)
@@kaitlynncorley3548 That was the season where I was excited to watch every episode because I knew I was one episode closer to the last one I would ever watch
As someone who's only seen this show because of Alex Meyers, I can't help but be amazed at how much worse it becomes with every video upload.
Is commenting on UA-cam videos your professional career?
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The fact that this man took the time to not only watch this complete dumpster fire of a season , but He also wrote a song about it! Like seriously that song is the reason why this is my top favorite video from Alex.
Still alive is a song from portal, dude.
He did change some of the lyrics tho.
No I love the abs song and shut up ur not my real dad
The Captain America comment about Archie had me ROLLING
So, let me get this straight, Cheryl is the Avatar now???
(Also side note, the pixel art for the character selection is amazing 😍)
And a witch now
"What is this, an execution? And you guys are what, like my executioners?" Someone was paid good money to write this line
What are we... Some kinda... Suicide Squad?
Palpatine has.. somehow... returned..
I hate sand!
"I would start walking Daddy"
The Captain America joke killed me, I was cackling so loud I woke up my boyfriend 😂 Also this new witch plotline makes about as much sense as the rest of the show considering Betty and Cheryl share ancestors and the Coopers didn't exist back then.
Cheryl was adopted remember ?! So this makes even LESS sense
@@estrellaelise2763 her mom was, not her - but that doesn't make sense either because her witch ancestor who is a Blossom looked just like Cheryl and Cheryl looked just like her mom 😂
@@aubriejohnson5291 the parts where they go back in time. They always re-use the main actors cause the way i see it they're imagining it so they're filling in the people with the faces of their friends. Also if i remember right both the coopers and the blossoms existed but at some point a blossom and a cooper had an affair or something. Wasn't that the plot, i might be misremembering? Don't get me wrong this shit still made 0 sense.
The whole Jughead Incident buildup really had me thinking it was going to be SA or some similar/related violation. Of course Riverdale would never be that real, I should've known better. Still, "fell into a freak sinkhole and had rabies hallucinations for three days in the sewers" was not anywhere near my bingo card 😳
I think it's lost on a lot of people that the source material for this show is a newspaper comic about high school friends just hanging out and one is a dofus who loves hamburgers. Let that sink in.
Ikr. I can't believe what they've done with the sweet fun Archie comics 😭😭
I think that just makes it even funnier, because the actual Archie Comics bar the issue with Kevin is forever stuck in the '50s to not anger the people who thought Archie marrying Valerie was too edgy.
I don’t even understand how or why they did what they did 😀
How did it devolve to this
It's really weird seeing this show and also remembering as a kid reading Archie comics.
I love Archie's face when Cheryl demands a public apology from them, since their ancestors killed her ancestors. He looks like he just became sentient and realized how ridiculous this show is. XD
Than she goes and curses the ancestors again? And for what 🤦♀️
KJ forgot he was supposed to act and not show his real feelings
Well that's probably the least ridiculous part of the show. Blaming people for the actions of their ancestors is an actual thing in the real world (white guilt anyone?)
Riverdale: here’s a shitty season 5
Alex: Finally! Here’s my chance to drop the most epic video ever!
this video is so well produced. everyone who helped create this deserves a pat on the back omg. The musical interlude, the video game style characters so goooood!
The best part of Riverdale is that guy singing how bad the season was. That guy who had those amazing vocal chops needs a raise.
They will turn up mid season with some awfully unrealistic reason why they didn't die in the explosion
Don’t be ridiculous, they will be in the first episode. It’s about par for the course with this show.
Archie's abs. That's the reason.
They'll probably say that their ancestors protected them from the blast From The Beyond and be in the first episode with barely a scratch.
The amount of down right CRAZY storylines we've had with Cheryl. Like holy shit that girls need a psych ward
The Portal song being repurposed for Riverdale is the absolute LAST thing I ever expected, but it is giving me LIFE
Congrats, Alex, you managed to match Riverdale’s randomness tit for tat
11:53: I love how badly ordered that is. You can't seriously go from "I am Cheryl Blossom, Queeeeeen of the Beeees!" (which is Wicker Man) to "Basic Natural Elements Worship" (which is "Captain Planet!") and a guy backs out because it's "gotten a little too fringey". Reverse those plot points? Yeah, that works. But the way they did it just amplifies the absurdity of "Queen of the Bees."
Hiram Lodge in the comics: Veronica's dad, hates Archie because he's clumsy.
Hiram Lodge in this: an evil Mastermind criminal
This show is a butchering of the source material.
Hirem Lodge is the best character. I actually want him to blow up Riverdale. Just out of spite.
After seeing his back story I started to like him . Everyone else so damn confusing .
Alex losing it over Archie throwing the 'shield' made me have to pause I was laughing so hard 😂
This seems like hands down one of the stupidest shows ever made.
I actually am so incredibly happy Sabrina is coming to Riverdale, even if just one episode and no more in the future, just the more crazy shit Riverdale needs.
I can’t believe this show has gone on for this many seasons. I forced myself to finish season two and I was absolutely done lmfao (still gonna watch Alex’s videos about it tho). Also I just wanna say the props to the artist who did the pixel character intros - they looked great. Loved that ❤️🔥
okay but your animation skills have grown so impeccable, like honestly, you do amazing work now and it's really creative 🖤
I find it hilarious how invested Betty is on hunting down Polly’s killer and finding her body, when in the past seasons, Betty rarely even acknowledges Polly.
Cole voice narrating this as Jug give me "Im sooo done with this show kill my character this time fr" vibe 🤣
wait a minute....i actually think season 5 is a breath of fresh air. I had to go on a 2+ year hiatus but I'm almost finished with season 5 and i think it has been considerably better than season 3 and 4.
Smart of KJ to pitch that Captain America shield scene to the writers, knowing that they would love it, and that it will potentially launch him as a candidate for the new Captain America, if and when the time comes... I mean, I guess that's what happened...
Well played, man.. Truly POG.
I was gonna comment about how the Gaming Intro Screen was the best part of this episode, but then Alex started singing Still Alive and I don't think ANYTHING'S gonna top that!
They're going for the absurd right now. They dont care anymore, they're like "let's go fucking crazy on this who cares"
The fact that he has the patience to still watch Riverdale
👍👍👍
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"I don't need the house, the apartment, the money, I don't need any of that stuff, okay ? I'm perfectly happy, as long as I can wake up next to Archie every morning and do this... *BLLLAAALALALALALALALLAAAGHHHH* !"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These video game pixel character intros are amazing. And I weirdly get so excited every time a new character is picked. As if I'm actually about to start a game. Must be the nostalgia. Anyway they're awesome! Keep them in!
The artists and animators put in more effort then riverdale writers
The fact that the song is in there with no warning makes it so perfect for this show
I remember back in the day when Hiram was supposed to be the big bad in Season 2. Now it's season 5 and he's walking around like a Disney Villain.
Does anyone else LOVE when Alex sings about Riverdale?!?
Therapist: So why are you here today?
Alex: It started....it started....with Riverdale Season 2 and the Gargoyle King and now Archie is Captain America because who knew the epic highs and lows of High School football brought me here....
11:38 Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world
7:55 Honestly, I thought this show forgot about the Ghoulies after season 2.
Also I wasn't expecting the mothmen to be a bunch of inbred cannibals living in the woods wearing armor..... What is this show?
I feel like the actors really want out of there contracts.
Yo the video game style of the character intros was wicked! Love the creative direction! 🤘
i love this character selector thing so much
The show lost me a long time ago, but somehow seeing Archie throw that garbage can lid with wonderfully obvious CGI made me feel even more disdain for this godforsaken show.
That was funny scene! 😂😂😂
Ok but like why do they do Polly so dirty? First her boyfriend dies and she’s sent to a mental hospital, then she’s apart of a cult then like a gang or something and now she’s dead like she really has a terrible life
seriously!
This season was such a mess, and they should not have taken a massive gap in the middle. Season 6 has potential, but it seems like the show has gone off the rails
Alex, while Broadway is closed, "Stilllllll aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive"
I appreciate that the character selection graphics are constantly getting better and cooler!
Agreed. I also appreciate the Mega Man stage select remixes he put in there.
The portal end song im sobbing 😭😭😭
i started the next riverdale video and I’m so confused I have to rewatch this, that’s how strange this show is
I love the video game intros for each character. I’m so glad they put that into the show to give clear ideas of who’s being followed by the camera
The character intros were awesome, and also I love the still alive parody haha
Mark Consuelos and Hiram is leaving Riverdale, so i guess it's time to introduce Hiram's long lost relatives or something to fill in Hiram's role lmao
Hiram's secret faternal younger brother who wants to take over the bissiness
Hiram's long lost brother is going to be Archie's New nemesis and veronica's unclekins
Or Hiram's soul and spirit just go occupy a different body.
Nothing is impossible on Riverdale.
Your musical numbers are the best
Some TV shows are only meant to have one season.
There is literally nothing like a new song: I always love them.
Dude season 6 is an absolute fuckery, they actually made it go paranormal
The musical piece😭😭
9:18 the best song of all time
Alex for every episode: I was a theatre kid AND HE FINALLY GUVES US SOME OF THAT THETRE KID ACTION IM SO HAPPY
Have you seen his other riverdale song(s)? :)
The song at the end is saying it all
Didn't expect to hear Alex sing interesting twist😂😂 he has officially lost it
I love how he gets more chaotic as the seasons roll on 😂😂
he said "still has all her teeth" i died
honestly i would unironically play an 16-bit riverdale game
the entirety of riverdale is exactly like all the parody episodes of community. eg the ass crack bandit and paintball
only 12 days left till the next season. how cool is that :D
After the second mid season finally not even the whole second season show just immediately went downhill
As someone who watched Sabrina all the way through, how the hell are they going to cross it over with Riverdale without completely contradicting the ending of Sabrina?
...no, actually, you know what? That ending sucked, go ahead and retcon it out of existence with magic or time-travel or alternate realities or something.
Archie is literally a fucking red head captain America
He was in war
And he throws a metal frisbee
put that on spotify man 💃🏼💃🏼
I just love how riverdale does not make sense anymore 🙃
"Like the grownups in IT, we returned to our haunted hometown" ohhhh so _this_ is what Riverdale is trying desperately (and failing miserably) to replicate.
Can we talk about Alex’s songs at the end that was incredible
Tbh I’m only watching Riverdale for the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina crossover next season.
It’s so bad it’s kinda good, but the most annoying episodes to get through were the musicals, gosh the musicals were so bad, I never in my life wanted an episode to end so bad
Alex really said “if the riverdale characters get to break out into song whenever they want so can I”.
Also the character select screen is way cooler and well done than anything he is saying happened in the show
Dude you have to appreciate the chaos and the mess that's what makes this show so good.
I’m convinced that this is some sort of genius chess play by the show runners, I can’t even comprehend what is going on.
God I really needed a new Riverdale reaction lmao I just watched the new Riverdale trailer and I was like oh buy Alex is really going to have a blast with this 😂
I thought the exact same
That Captain America Part OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 PS: yeah can't wait for the Christmas movies. 😎
Jeez, Alex might as well stop being a UA-camr and pursue a singing career, that man held some notes 😩
I feel like CW uses Riverdale as a money laundering operation
I legit c u in every vid I watch u cool
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For Old Navy?
That makes so much sense now
The only reason its still on the air...
I think one day CW is going to reveal to us that Riverdale was just a part of a social experiment. They're just trying to figure out what's the limit of stupidity people can watch.
There isn’t one
There's a limit for me. This season. Now the tape killers I could handle. But the rest of season 5 even excluding the finale is a no go for me
social experiment would be very on brand with cole sprouse being in it. anyone remembers the who thing with him and tumblr in like 2013?
so they'll pull a cole sprouse Tumblr experiment?
@@varisrevolver4061 yeah but for humanity? There are enough people out there who either love or subject themselves to trashy/bad tv
I know we're all amazed by how stupid this whole show is, but imagine growing up with the OG comics and seeing them become this 😭 I'd be so pissed off
The OG comics, that I grew up reading are the whole reason I started watching this show in the first place. Can't even describe my feelings rn 🙂
@@shatabhishagayan7697 I reread the og comics to cleanse myself off of this :)
Me and my mom both loved the comics and where really surprised and exited that they were making a show of it, but kinda confused about why the adds looked so Moody. Then the show came out. I hated the existence of this show at first and would not watch it but my mom watched it and was very confused. I mean, didn’t Archie like date Miss Grundy or something? And they made her wayyy younger than in the comics. When I heard about that I knew this show would make no sense. My hatred for it calmed down because at least it’s bad enough to be interesting, but when looking for anything related to the Archie comics my hatred is reignited when I am bombarded with Riverdale crap as if the much better comics haven’t existed for decades.
I have and I am. But considering that ever CW show since Smallville has tried to be a supernatural knock off I'm not sure what I was expecting.
Mother’s Basement is someone who did and his video is basically him being pissed off exactly how you described
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW COOL THE CHARACTER INTROS ARE!
Exactlyyy
the animations are amazing!!!
I know!
I love the mega man intros
ITS SO COOL I POVW UT
There's a special place in my heart for actors in terrible TV shows and movies. I appreciate them collecting their paychecks for something that must be soul crushing.
I mean it kind of is an art form, like how do you say those lines seriously and without laughing?
Their contracts end in season 7, can't wait to see who's abandoning the show first.
@@biancaf.5731 Honestly it could be any of them.
Robert Pattinson dissing on twilight when twilight film was still going on is one of the most iconic and funny moments in Tv history
I dunno, I feel like it might be kind of fun because you don't have to be too attached to what dumb shit happens to your character. Like every script they get has got to be like "Whelp! Lets see what ridiculous shit happens to me this week. Oh, I start a cult! Fun!" And then they get to work on their acting chops by trying to say all these ridiculous lines with a straight face.
Cheryl: “Water, Earth, Fire, Wind…”
Me: “Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Riverdale attacked.”
"Heart!"
"By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!"
And.... Rain.
"Do remember when it was time? September...."
@@TheSpawnfan Dammit! That was exactly what I wanted to say! 😄🤣
You mean everything changed when Hiram Lodge attacked
@Anonymus X AHHAJSDKLRKFNFLG
“WHY IS HIRAM STILL ALIVE” and “Hiram is literally carrying the whole show” are two thoughts that can and do coexist simultaneously
I am so sick of these bots.
@@eldritchkitty2396 I know right🙄
Yeah but his actor is now leaving the show
@@anthonylesley982 really ? It’s been confirmed ? He’s not going to be in season 6 then ?
@@anthonylesley982 good for him.