Minecraft if UPDATES were TERRIBLE
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- Minecraft if UPDATES were TERRIBLE.....the story about a world where updates for Minecraft were really bad.....
Voice Actors: Evbo, @seawattgaming
Actors: Evbo, Ted, @seawattgaming
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#minecraft
Who agrees I should make the next Minecraft update....
me
YESSIR
Yessir!❤
Ok
Me times one million
When is Minecraft putting me and Evbo in charge of updates?? We will fix this game. Make Minecraft great again
No
Just no.
Hey seewatt I wish u can make 2D minecraft plz!
Maybe i was wrong about you,
Your not crazy.
Your Batshit Insane
If seawatt and evbo owned Minecraft ? Yessir I'll play Minecraft 24/7!
When you mine every tree in a world
Seawatt: this is 2D Minecraft.
Paper Minecraft: Am I a joke to you?
You forget terria
@@thewither6499
No he didn’t, he just has a brain
Seen mineblocks yet it was made by zanzalan
Terreria: AhEm
@@thewither6499 -100 social points
Is it just me or did I realize that Evbo is casually giving Mojang ideas.
Same bro they be giving updates for mojang
is it just me or did he upload the video 3 days after the annoucement
Good point
I shoot pls no
I know
tbh the level one would be good if it was an OPTION, it didn't start out super easy, and didn't end SUPER HARD (and the dirt looks cool)
It's good for a map instead of an update
@@Gramerr true
theres 10,000 levels..
@@breadd9253so?
My favourite update is the level update - it would be a good concept if it was optional and didn’t have like 10,000 levels
OMG a heart from Evbo
@RobloxKid123 I love you and you love roblox just like me 😊
Evbo: God how do we even get job from mojang, we're so terrible at this!
Mojang: No, No, No... Actually we like that cave
But then I had a very good idea. I used F5, see using F5 made me see a whole new perspective and I now had a new idea for a Minecraft update
How do people still not know that what was shown at live is not the full extent of 1.20 after demanding that they only show finished features last year AND being told multiple times that exact thing
Considering how much content mojang delivers on I’m pretty sure that’s the extent of the update or there is very little more
@@nothingnow6146 there is more they literally fucking said there were
@@nothingnow6146 No Shit Sherlock
@@HereMays More doesn't necessarily mean a lot more. Besides, Mojang isnt exactly known for sticking with what they say/plan.
@@OhImKiCkiN they don’t add fireflies and birch forests and now people are acting like they never release anything good
1:38
Paper Minecraft: *Am I a joke to you?*
Alternate title: How 1.20 was really made Edit:there is a chance that my title will be in the video
Me when i refuse to read or listen to any official information about how the update will be bigger than shown
not gonna lie, the level update looks more fun than some of the updates that are actually made
P😮😢😢😅😅😮🎉🎉😮🎉😮😮🎉😅😢😢🎉😅😅🎉😅🎉😅🎉😅😅🎉🎉😅😅🎉😅🎉🎉😅🎉😢 2:12 2:12 2:13 2:13 thats how noobs work
“Wait, the updates are terrible?”
**clicks gun** *”Always has been.”*
Alternate title: How Minecraft Updates Are Made
Then go to mojang and do it better
@@Angelthewolf agree 👍
@@Angelthewolf ok I will, wish me luck!
4:02 “There is dirt everything”
Path Blocks : Am I a joke to you?
That's basically dirt designed
Iron golem:
Seawat : this is 2D Minecraft. Terraria: am I a joke to you?
its not a joke its a painful truth
WOO A NEW VID
Pretty sure we are already currently in a if minecraft updates were terrible world rn, they don't really listen that often to actually make really good updates lol
You have the attention span of a goldfish
@@nanuqo2006 Wouldn’t of guessed, I kept comparing myself to you and I couldn’t see a difference, Damn!
Oh also just to clarify for a lot of people: Goldfish don’t actually have an absolutely terrible attention span so it isn’t really an insult in any way or form lol
@@rarehyperion I was aware when i wrote the reply but I didn’t see the point to avoid spreading a widely expressed idea that would continue to be propagated even if I chose not to
Nobody stops u from going to mojang and making updates urself, if u can‘t do that u don‘t have the right to judge mojang
@@Angelthewolf Usually I wouldn't agree with this sentiment but Mojang have been consistently doing major content updates for a decade old game, they dont deserve shit talk because they cant add a billion features per week
Another dirt themed video, noice
New dirt might actually be nice
I love "did the wither spawn yet?" That part had me dieing 🤣
Me too
They...only announced the immediate features in Minecon Live so that they wouldn't have another firefly/bundle/archaeology/ etc.
"BEST UPDATE EV-"
- Mojang Evbo, 2022
You mean "BUEST UPDATE EVER"
- Mojang Evbo, 2022
I loved the reference to the noob series
Love this video evbo
4:37 that is actually happening 😲 they are actually adding those things in Minecraft
Thats the joke
#2:01 turn logs into planks then build wall with them, run past them ,punch one off the side and run, dig down
yes! I’m so glad you posted! ❤❤❤
“Why don’t we all just say random words…. 3… 2…. 1…. GLOW-SQUID”
The moobloom
“Minecraft if Updates were terrible”
Minecraft 1.19.1: hold my chat reporting system.
it was 1.19.2, and it was a good update it added allay duplication
@@KwikBR 1.19.1*
(Insert spongebob showing patrick why he's wromg meme)
"We ran out of ideas for the update!"
Minecraft players:
-Vertical slabs
-Fireflies
-remove baby demo- I mean baby zombies
-make minecarts faster
-REMOVE THE CRACKS
- *GIVE COPPER AND AMETHYST A REAL PURPOSE*
- *UPDATE BIRCH FOREST*
I'd consider extensive chat recording with the ability o get permanantly banned from multiplayer a pretty terrible update.
This kind of sums up the whole update
Is this a prequel? He made the dirt world... the entire reason he fought the Noob king... He did cause it...
Yoooo, if Evbo work in Mojang studio, Minecraft will be the best game in 2022!
1.20 in a nutshell: bamboo wood and a mob according to Seawat
no, those are only the first features they were ready to reveal
3:18 did anyone see a middle finger in the background
I saw it
@yourmom84759 in The Backgrpund
Where?
@@izuyi242 i literally just said it
@@izuyi242 3:18 in the baCkGroUnd
"This is a good idea but we can't just add one block and call it an update..."
"A block AND a mob vote"
"Best. Update. Ever."
For the 2d one you could have just mined down lol
2:00 He Would Survive Because There Are Blocks In Front Of Him To Prevent Him From Dying
3:26 that is no cave that is a pit of shame.
Maybe a update where character creation in dressing room is expanded, maybe ways in game to earn minecoins and/or tokens other than just buying them. Maybe even clothing from classic skins can be used in character creator. Maybe also texture creators, etc, etc for console.
I'm pretty sure they're just revealing less in the events cuz of how upset the community was after the firefly removal so they'll announce it as it comes out.
His update actually came into Minecraft. There is now bamboo blocks bamboo boats, and there was a mob vote.
Out of all the bad updates the last is the worst
this aged well
It needs to be called the the jungle update
1.19.84: allow us to introduce ourselves
I see so you guys are responsible for that update
If everyone gonna ignore the noob prison thing?! I mean, the LOREeEEEE
Great job! Your videos are fantastic
Bee update be like: am I a joke to you?
That update also added the new villages
ITS CRAZY THESE VIDS YOU MAKE!!! I luv these kinds :)
Instead of making all of Minecraft 2d, you could perhaps add a map option that allows you to play Minecraft 2d
I mean isn't this just the normal game?
Spawn in the air for no reason
It happened a lot
Dirt update doesn’t look too bad
Yeah the the 1.20 mobile would have been good if it wasn't the sniffer that was added literally what is its use I want a valid argument explaining how the sniffer is more useful than the rascal
2:40 100% not creative mode iykwim (that is not gibberish, it stand for “If you know what I mean”.)
All updates combined in vanilla you have the dirt stuff the bamboo any new blocks then there is noob pro and level options
4:43 BEST UPDATE EVER
BEST UPDATE EVER
Now it is a real update
Great video evbo like always
@Evbo I love your videos keep up the hard work
2:16 New 3Ds Moment…
:)
Plot twist evbo didnt know what to do in lvl 10000 cuz he skipped all the side quests
i actually like the idea of a level mode, when you do a task more things will spawn in the world
or 2d mode, they can go alongside creative,survival,adventure,spectator,hardcore
😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵
when evbo was in the 2d update he could of builded up when he got stuck between the creepers
Where do you come up with these ideas?
good thing they take time so they are good
Will Ted is dart wandos
2:45 my pain after he didn't save 😭😭😭😭
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Very nice video. Much love
First bro
you're seventeenth
Evbo you should do a video about if greifers took over the world 🌎
First
you're fifteenth
@@octopus_72 oh ok
0:21 Level update
1:33 2d update
2:23 Save update
3:12 caves and cliff v3 update
3:49 noob update
4:29 bamboo update
Evbo videos are super amazing and funny. 😁
Me before watching: "Oh so you mean the 1.20 update right?" Me after watching: JINKS!!!!11!!one!
Omg he puts so much Work I mean imagine the commands voice acting
1.20 update is actually bamboo blocks and basically bamboo everything!
The aquatic update: made yours worlds slightly more wet
Btw they are also adding new starting skins and camels
3:50 AAAAAAAAAAH PTSD FLASHBACKS
Evbo: Putting bamboo into a block isn’t a upda-
SeaWatt: And we will do a mob vote
Evbo: BEST UPDATE EVER
"Minecraft if updates were terrible"
*proceeds to play normal minecraft*
Evbo if those are your best ideas then no way.
Evbo: i've never seen minecraft in 2d before!
Paper Minecraft has left the game
Ahhh yes a creeper in the day
1:16 THE SCREAM 👌
Evbo is in a good mood today, he's giving everyone hearts
Ur the only one who hasn't gotten a heart XD
@@OmOmar-we6wm OOF
not bambo blocks and MOB VOTE, "Bambo blocks and a llama." *EVERYONE EVER:* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You should've made this in the Infinite portals update so the portals color change
that wasnt an update it was for april fools
What a menace
What a menace
What a menace [repeat]
That's must be why 1.20 has no name.
Bamboo rafts are going to be in the next update
1:14 break the pressure plates and disconnect glitch to the other side and ignore the wither
Minecraft if UPDATES were TERRIBLE
Updates now : the title describes them
how about they add more ores, better trains, tracks, everything, like, iron ingot on all 3 top sections, furnace minecart in the bottom left, and all minecarts at the bottom, maybe a chest minecart, and you can use chains to properly connect them, i call it, the steam update, copper is no longer nigh useless as it can now be used to craft steam valves and pipes to move steam throughout large areas, it works exactly like redstone, but can travel much farther.