Andre suffered from chronic pain due to his abnormal size, and would often drink himself unconscious. And then, do to his size, they couldn't move him, so they just had to step around him.
5:23 While it was tragic Philza lost that Minecraft Hardcore run, it got him enough attention to make it a career, and his current world (season 4) broke his previous record back in June 2024
you can't compete with me I taped down the entire pad of sticky notes to my face within maybe 30s not counting the time to find the tape and the sticky notes
This guy is gonna make a bigger boom than the economic crisis caused by the lithium rush of '53. (FYI it hasn't happened just yet so don't worry for now)
14:43 Wow! Normally you hear the opposite thing: AI images passed as if they were real things in professional contests... I don't know if I should be sad that the AI contest even exist (at that point what is the difference between that and a google search? You are just selecting an image that popped up after writting text) or happy that they accepted that the real thing was better!
This shit pisses me off. Always sexualizing women NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO. It doesn't matter how good it is or for what reason, always reduced back down to sexual objects. (I'm not talking about vaazkl)
8:18 I made the stop watch say 00:00:00 a couple of time when I was bored in class (I started and stopped it at the same time) (My bad, it was laps, but I spent too much time on this comment)
Teenager: 13 years old adult: 18 grandpa: 100 years old teen adult: 113 years old omnipotent being: 1000 years old teen god: 1013 years old world record: infinite years old
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been a pretty weird week for me, not bad but not good, how are you guys? hope you are all well
I’m doing pretty good, I do hate weird weeks
@@VaazkLShorts Me too. Also I got a meme idea: Cult of The Lamb
Day 3 of asking for Eminem memes
I am doing splendid today chap. Unusual weeks are always a bit unruly for me. Wish you a very nice night good sir
Pretty normal week. Aside from a fever.
How to get a world record:
Step 1: Come up with an idea so stupid and oddly specific that no one else will ever do it
Step 2: Profit
One of my friends Robert has a world record for most jumps off a boat or something idk
This one guy holds the record for most bubbles blown with a tarantula in mouth. He beat his own record
Jaidenanimations: C O O K I N G M A M A 2
Andre suffered from chronic pain due to his abnormal size, and would often drink himself unconscious. And then, do to his size, they couldn't move him, so they just had to step around him.
thats actually so sad :(
A broken vacuum sucks badly
You're not wrong
i want you to live forever
Live forever
@@Sir-Marmalade-000 Thank you but I'd rather not
@@eaj-b2j Not here. But in heaven, yes
"Sleeping competition held in Madrid, perhaps the only competition I could win"
People in decade-long comas: _"Amateurs."_
3:45
That's just unfair. They're matches. They all do the same thing.
I'm assuming there is something to do with rigidity and ease of sticking together.
?
Honestly I think world's slowest completed bobsled run sounds just as challenging
Me: I have good hindsight
Guinness: ok that’s not important
Me: you know what you’re right.
Guinness: wait a minute
5:23 While it was tragic Philza lost that Minecraft Hardcore run, it got him enough attention to make it a career, and his current world (season 4) broke his previous record back in June 2024
The record holder for fattest cat, Himmy, weighed almost 50 pounds. He died of respiratory issues ;(
RIP Himmy
(The record was soon discontinued)
13:20 The 650 kids who got John Cena: Wait why isn't anyone here to fulfill my wish ;(
1:09 alright then let’s see some fake UA-cam apology level crying then. (Merry Christmas, Vaazkl)
😭😭😭😭dont give me your money LOL i hope you have a good christmas and new year, thank you so much but plz keep your money ❤️
@ in the grand scheme of things, $10 USD isn’t too much and even Minecraft realms cost more/month
5:11 I'm calling BS, Chick Fil A isn't open on sundays
what if he ordered extra on Saturday and took it home
Funny how this came out the day before my school is gonna try to attempt breaking a world record by tying over 1600 jumpers together lol
The small horse is adorable
The quietest room in the world is my room
I have the world record for most pointless existence
2:44 "My mum ordered a clown for my 13th birthday, now I have 100 more. Damn, I'm old, but I need my majority back so I can have a last beer at least"
1:32 well at least if his nose bled from all that it’s already cauterized
1:23 I live in Missouri and have never seen the Missouri River. Missouri in a nutshell.
16:32 I've been trying to tell non wrestling fans that the world strongest man isn't just a gimmick
1:30 I mean thats once way to clear your nose
You forgot about the mustache parasite....
Thing happened right under our noses.
10:50 bro as a kid if I was thirsty, I could chug it is like 4 seconds
A broken vacuum sucks. But a good vacuum also sucks
haha i get it
The M&M guy was just bored on a rainy night. Imagine being so bored you break a record
5:04 How is that even possible? Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays...
Bought the food for both Saturday and Sunday on Saturday so that they could have it the next day
0:13 Adam be like
Well, he does have an unbeatable world record technically. Oldest birth date.
@ Only thing he isn't first with is the first woman... for obvious reasons.
I’m convinced that Florida men are entirely different species. 😳
16:35 I was checking my pizza so I thought the lady fell that many stories by herself and lived😅
Annalisa has "the lion's roar" from kung fu hustle!
why does the vid just cut off at the end?
okay, so it wasn't just me. i thought i was having a stroke or something. :P
10:45 if it's not strawberry I'm down to break this shit
wait.... drinking a capri Sun in 10 seconds is a Record?!
I've done that in 7!
I know right? But I think it includes the removing and opening of the straw and whatnot.
0:30 yeah she looks too happy..
you can't compete with me I taped down the entire pad of sticky notes to my face within maybe 30s not counting the time to find the tape and the sticky notes
3:05 109 yards…it’s not *that* long
PHILZA LOOK OUT!!!!
o7 Technoblade
This guy is gonna make a bigger boom than the economic crisis caused by the lithium rush of '53.
(FYI it hasn't happened just yet so don't worry for now)
Wait but are there laws in antarctica or is that legal? 5:04
Taylor looks like he’s about to give me the most insane quest line ever.
Bro uploads when I’m on UA-cam
4:33 I actually thought that was edited
You can stop commenting now
@ 1st amendment rights baby
Nooo Vasky boi don’t do a watermark this is where I get all my shitposts from to share with my friends!
8 schlorps in 3 bingles bro fell off
You make plumbuses or something?
1:03 if Tf2 was real, it'd be Demoman, almost guaranteed. Btw, nice video :)
Whats the WR for most disposable chopsticks broken perfectly in a row?
I don't think there is a record for that, but there is a record for most chopsticks broken in one minute; 144! :)
3:47 they gave it to him in the end
8:24 bruh, my friend and I used to do that in class, we regularly got 00:00.00 seconds.
0:24 we not gonna talk about the pop?
10:54 I once drank a capri sun in 8 seconds. Beat that
what happened at the end
8:21 I got 0.01
I got 0.00
You should do roses are red memes😂
Why does the end of the video kinda cut off?
Idk maybe I'm broken and not the vid
Why did the end of the video get cut off?
Also, why is every timestamp people have commented been incorrect?
12:36
Teacher: If you could meet any historical figure who would it be?
Me: You wouldn't get it...
10:53 I could drink one in way less time
1:10 considering what happened
PHILZAAAAAA!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
14:43 Wow! Normally you hear the opposite thing: AI images passed as if they were real things in professional contests... I don't know if I should be sad that the AI contest even exist (at that point what is the difference between that and a google search? You are just selecting an image that popped up after writting text) or happy that they accepted that the real thing was better!
Please do Autism memes. We need them good Tism memes.
I'm gonna try to beat that
1:56 that is not a goldfish
What
11:33 man I did more than 1 million in the car while we were driving when I was 2
7:08 okay but who counted that.
3:28 bet I could beat that guy.
Day 17 of asking for Henry stickmin memes (btw fun fact, I beat a world record TWICE)
What record?
5:04 valid
These are wild
Is it just Me or is the Day's going Faster than my internet Password 🤔
4:28 I took 136 try to beat that
2:36 ayo VaazkL?
This shit pisses me off. Always sexualizing women NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO. It doesn't matter how good it is or for what reason, always reduced back down to sexual objects. (I'm not talking about vaazkl)
Do Cult of The Lamb Memes!
Why so gambling mr carder
16:09 hakari
11:50 xbox kids: lame.
8:18 I made the stop watch say 00:00:00 a couple of time when I was bored in class (I started and stopped it at the same time)
(My bad, it was laps, but I spent too much time on this comment)
I already know this video is gonna be good
@ThatOneGammaRay
Chill with the comments my dude.
I have an amazing mind.
@@ThatOneGammaRay And clearly a big mouth.
@ Big mouth? I'm just having fun man. Take a woke joke i invoke you to soak and fun to poke
@@ThatOneGammaRay oke
@@PartyPerson40000 oke to you too!
Hooray! I love the Guinness Book! Have since grade school!❤❤❤
0:25 ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
poor sticky note dude 😭
8:21 0:00 3 times in a row its too easy
Nedjem 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
Skibidi
The way I got so happy when I saw Phil 💀💀
I Can just hear Techno (o7 king) screaming “PHILZA LOOK OUT”
10:14 what
Teenager: 13 years old
adult: 18
grandpa: 100 years old
teen adult: 113 years old
omnipotent being: 1000 years old
teen god: 1013 years old
world record: infinite years old
8:22 I got 00:00.1..
hey vaazkl
Bluesky memes. Maybe. Come on. Pls
graffiti memes pls
ANNNDD TAYLOR HAS DISABLED VISION PERKS
Day 3 of asking for murder drones memes
I'm mad UA-cam hid this from me for 3 miniutes.
Noice
2.3k views in 25 minutes bro fell off
Why is everyone saying that?
peak
Nice vid