The Most Painful Hearts Of Iron 4 Game I've Ever Played
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- Опубліковано 19 бер 2022
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14:48 "Is there a higher recruitment law than scraping the barrel" is the most Paraguay sentence of all time
War of the Triple Alliance lessons
When so many men die you have to make polygamy legal
@@simonandsimbagaming holy, I never thought that
"Send the actual barrel"
Paraguay punched WAY above its weight class
I think that kaiserredux is what the world would look like if world leaders actually did play hearts of iron 4
@Spoofered but don't be SURPRISED
@@isaacpowrie465 Comedy
It’s only a matter a time - literally
What if I stead of having real life war all countries leaders play HOI4 and that's how wars are settled
@@america_1137 yeah and what if dinosaurs didnt die
Let’s do epic things like playing *MARCH of the eagles*
I would literally quit youtube if I had to play that
😐 got the whole squad laughing
@don't be surprised
among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us among us
@@yeatnumber1Dmuncher sus.
nice but its Marta.
Kaiserredux is the king of three things:
*HUGE FOCUS TREES*
Huge civil wars (i seen a 6 way once)
Huge lagg
It's the American Serving Size version of Kaiserreich
And also king of having half of the content that doesnt work and bugs, bugs, bugs and more bugs
HUGE...
-y Long.
Don't forget "forcing you to participate in THE STORY instead of just doing what you want".
When you need to implement a button with a guide to tell you how to navigate the events that unlock your focus trees, maybe it's time to think about why that is?
@@patrioticshitstain wait what? What mod have you been playing because thats neither KR nor KX.
Kaiserredux lets you do whatever and because of that every path keeps breaking because it doesnt take into account the le wacky shit that the paths for the nation next to it have
Kaiserreich on the other hand yes it limits you, but when you look at it better you notice that it just doesnt let you exploit the badly made game mechanics by paradox to world conquest as any thing ever.
Its still a strategy game, just one with a narration alongside it to make you immerse yourself in the country youre playing, assuming you bother to do the very tiring activity of reading 5 lines of text
Also, if you want Huey Longdong to come to Paraguay Early:
- Buff one of the other factions of the civil war (reccomend CSA or PSA because they usually demolish others faster than the other factions)
- Set the civil war to fire in 1936 via AI selecting deadlock and having the junta come in
he'd still have to conquer all of europe just to annex bolivia
The question remains though: ... Why not just play as the USA? You just end up as president Longdong anyway, you just get 10 years of added struggle.
What is with people's fascination with Huey Long in these mods, anyway? He was a Trump-style populist who died before he could properly fuck everything up 80+ years ago.
@@kamikazesopp He had way more tact than Trump ever will.
But other than that, I'm really not sure. I've tried looking up why people like this guy several times to no avail.
@@chawk6201 maybe it’s the fact he got assassinated
@@chawk6201 he actually wanted to help poor people and got shot for it. Like MLK, or JFK.
As an Indian, I can confirm that the indian version of "timmy" (Something you'd associate with kids) would in fact be "chintu" (Chin-2). It also holds the same punch to the face as calling some random kid timmy
Yo you from India? Do you play grand strategy games ?
@@haideramvs3891 yes and no. I do know quite a lot about grand strategy games but ive yet to try em out cause of time constraints, have mostly stuck to watching em
@@vertergaminghd399 ah I see I'm studying history currently, anyways do you wanna be friends ?
@@haideramvs3891 yea sure :D
friendship regain with mudasir. now mudasir and salman are both best friends
Kaiserredux is indeed painful, that's the best part about it.
@True DONT CLICK THIS LINK
it just takes you to a shitty youtube channel
@@harysrodriguez9608 wow who wouldve guessed that comment section advertisers suck at youtube?
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Finally it's here.
Kaiserredux Mongolia is certainly an adventure.
My advice is to do nothing but cavalry.
Russian tanks can't move if they can't get over the corpses of 17 million dead mongolians.
No step back
YES EXACTLY
Don't forget the naval bombers
Or the Russian tanks get outmaneuvered by your jet-speed steeds.
You forgot the …17 mill x like four per person of something like that * incoherent mumbling * 54 million dead horses
This looks like they wrote down the storyline for Paraguay, made each individual focus, forgot to actually give you cores on anything, and then just never play-tested a single thing.
To be fair, having Huey Long as the Paraguayan president makes getting cores on Colombia or whatever even less realistic.
@@Wolfsgeist Sure, but there are times in games when you have to sacrifice realism, for the sake of creating a good/fun product.
@@mcalkis5771 it’s also why Kaiserredux was created. It was never suppose to be realistic like Kaiseriech.
Yeah KR has a lot of bugs but honestly the content compensates that
Ideal circumstances for this path would probably be: Huey Long gets immediately destroyed, Argentina wins the war with Chile, you somehow steamroll Argentina with good luck, Mexico doesn't stay Syndicalist, and yet, after the AUS is destroyed, the American Civil War immediately enters a grinding stalemate.
Unfortunately, this is REALLY rare. Huey Long usually holds on for a while and usually either wins or gets killed by the Pacific States somewhere around 1940. Argentina DOES usually win, but good luck beating them. I have never seen Mexico not stay left-aligned. And the American Civil War usually starts accelerating around 1943, which is roughly when you enter as Paraguy.
And if ANYTHING disrupts this, it's a Hell game. Canada enters the Civil War? You're fucked. Any one of these many Syndicalist nations you have to fight enters the Internationale? You're fucked. Hell, fucking anyone sends volunteers to the wrong country? You're fucked.
Your best hope for being able to actually play this would be very specifically using the game rules to manipulate events to your own ends. And even then it's probably going to be grinding and slow and stupid hard.
you dont have to fight argentina. Sure they have a core state of yours, but attacking argentina is not in the focus tree. You have to attack bolivia and then peru. So long as bolivia doesnt become part of a better faction youre good.
galaxy brain idea tho: deleteallunits but par
@@mappingshaman5280 You do. Because if Argentina wins the Chile war, their focus tree almost always leads to war with you.
The long dong Redux team should put in some focus that allows you to core all he South/Central American states, give it a meme name like "Cada hombre un rey" or sth like that, I mean its a meme mod anyway so why not make it funnier...
Kaiserredux is less of a meme mod and more just a moderately more silly Kaiserreich expansion.
Sure, the super meme-y stuff is in there, Lovecraft can take over New England, for example, but the most meme-y stuff is locked behind game rules and very rare event options that the AI never takes.
That one guy who's been spamming to play Huey Long's Paraguay must be having the time of his life.
So true!
Lo logro
Ah the funny map man is back to play hoi4 again
yes
@True seen what?
problematic* map man
Attack of the bots
Bruh
i feel like these mods should maybe have some focus trees that stops them from joining giant mega-factions the size of NATO, and instead make local factions that maybe pair like, Colombia and Venezuela, like that? So then its still a challenge but you dont need to fight a mega war.
The mod does have those, like in central America there's a revolutionary front that forms and then the central American republic can be formed
But…it’s a war simulation game
@@dstinnettmusic yeah but having to fight Japan's entire faction just because you wanted to take out Romania or Iraq or something like that gets kind of old.
@@dstinnettmusic >War Simulator
>Almost incapable of seperate peace deals even when they should be reasonable
EG:VJ Day, VE Day, WW2 Invasion of Iraq, Finland several times, Romanian, Hungarian and Italian Surrenders
>No way to conditionally guarantee nations
@@dstinnettmusic It’s a world war 2 simulation game. There were lots of armed conflicts between nations that didn’t lead to South American minors being at war with the whole of the world.
The negative stability, is a reference to Kaiserredux fans being unstable
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@@linkly9272 jinx type beat
“If you do read it, I’ll be very disappointed in you, little Timmy!”
Hooray, it’s like having two disappointed dads!
I love that he was sponsored by ironside for so long and was always telling us that they are so good but now all he does is complain about his cpu
Tbf Ironside doesnt make CPUs though.
So this isn’t an ironside issue
Kaiserredux is just "Masochism: The Mod". A lot of trees don't seem planned out and often run into the sorta issues you had, where a way too small country gets into way too big of a conflict.
I recommend buffing yourself slightly when you play these countries, either via game rules or commands, whichever you prefer. That makes it way easier and more enjoyable, even if your task gets outta hand.
This video really demonstrates why i don't like Kaiserredux, there is just so much dumb shit happening all the time that actually completing a path how you're supposed to gets frustrating because nothing is really made to fit together well
Yeah, like the focus trees look really good and all, but if you are not a major power you can't do anything
It takes the worst part of Kaiserreich- the massive overwhelming bloat and the contradictory focus trees that means you either have to get lucky or set up the focus trees the AI will take in game rules in order to actually accomplish what you want to and do what your tree is supposed to let you do and this mod just makes it 10× worse.
@@lovablesnowman thats why its good
Which is funny since AFAIK nobody he fought is even changed by Kaiserredux until he entered the 2ACW. Everything except Paraguay was Vanilla Kaiserriech, it's just the focus trees aren't even made to work well on their own, let alone when they conflict with eachother. If you want to see a real redux shit storm try playing Napoleonic National France, it was one of the original focus trees they made and it's barely been changed, it still has a wargoal focus against 'Two sicilies' even though they haven't existed in redux for years.
That's the exact reason I love Kaiserredux. It's just so constantly dumb as fuck and I love it.
19:00 The manpower is that bad that field hospitals are needed💀💀💀💀💀
When you play Mongolia you have to invade the Russians so you can make papa ghenkis proud
or he can console command the russians out and walk in
@@lightflair905 cring
@@lightflair905 Nah he just needs to use cavalry units only and the russians are gonna have such intense ptsd they just bow down to his will
“Ah, little Aakesh, the eternal meme… I have seen the end of sanity and years from now, men will say “Here began The Fall of iSorrowproductions.”
Alex the rambler playstyle: The video
Everyone knows that Kaiserredux isn't for playing. It's for watching the teasers and updates, saying "oh cool" and then go back to whatever you were doing.
Some pretty gamer paths for America in KX are Al Capone's and Francis Parker Yockey's. Buuut I doubt you wanna touch the mod anymore at this point :)
Nazi austria path is wacko
Kaiserreich is so much work and I'm always impressed by the dedication and hard work of the devs. I also am always impressed by how they can absolutely suck the fun out of hoi4.
This isnt KR
truly right though it isn't kaisserreich. They just vacuum all the fun of it and transform it into a game of boring shit and generic focus trees and focus icons.
@@frostleaf7833 there is no real mechanical difference between kaiserreich and kaiserredux
Idk what mods u 2 played because both statements are false, KR and KX are polar opposites of each other
@@hatimzeineddine8723 mechanically, yes. But your comment was about the amount of fun. Kaiseredux’s bugs play into that more than anything else.
The madlad has actually done it...
bots
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You wont believe how many fucking thumbtacks I can fit inside my fucking urethra
@@swahiliwarlord2191 AHAHAHAHA LMAO! 😂😂
I refuse to use any VPN that doesn't allow me to spoof my location to North Korea.
Remember that Slovakia is a starting nation in the 1939 scenario
"Just remember if you do read it, I will be heavily dissapointed in you."
I already have 2 parents, but thanks for offering
I Love kaiserredux
You play for 10 hours and it's only 1939
As an actually HPL descendent I was automatically given Paraguayan citizenship
"If you do want to read it, ye can"
Nah, I'm good...
"Just know if you do, I'll be heavily disappointed in you"
*Are you challenging me?*
"Oh, ISP uploaded again. What's he-"
_sees title_
"Wait."
_sees thumbnail_
"WAIT"
how about kaisserreich a2z.... this seems like an achieveable and enjoyable goal... definitely not insane.... hey atleast every country would have a long ass focus tree
That would be pain because he would have to all of the civil war paths for America
Now millennium dawn A to Z that would be awesome
@@KelgorothTheFinalShape last time i checked ISP doesn't like millenium dawn all that much. because it is really boring.
@@kirby1225 Millenium dawn is probably the most overrated mod there is. Even Fürerreich is better
Yes, but KR, not KX
Better play a mod that works than one that doesnt
@@Hilter420 yeah it is
it runs soooo fucking slow compared to vanilla and my pc is fairly capable too.
Please let me out of the basement
NO, you stay
When isp said that it's already lagging I remember how it takes me 2 days of playing without school to finish 1 game, I don't want to talk about it
Me, Timmy, who decided to pause and read the Paraguay lore before ISP said he would be dissapointed if I did.
Nothing has changed, really.
Same it’s kinda interesting
Same, if ISP was my father he would probably be more disappointed than my actual father
cant wait for huey long to get an exile focus for mongolia and become huey longolia
You have inspired me to hate myself more by playing this mod again. Thank you ISP.
the ideal way to play this is to type "annex all" and then "fa" and just read the events
Mongolia March. Do ittttt. This little timmy demands it
Poor Paraguay. First they have Francisco Solano López making children fight in his wars in the 1860s and now this. Sad
you know its bad when before the game starts it plays a local suiside hot line add
I loved John Steinbeck's 'Of Mice and Map Games!'
4:54 never knew Colonel Sanders was the leader of Malta
Ngl I enjoyed watching ISP struggling for once in a game. Made him more relatable to me.
Love the Paraguayan blitzkrieg Mr ISP
The best equivalent for Timmy is 'Chintu'
Well, you can't be disappointed in me for reading the lore!
My name's not Timmy!
Kaiserredux’s are made when a TNO and a Kaiserreich love each other very much.
Is there a Huey Long Dong mod, like the Stanley Baldwin mod ISP played a while back? If so for 700,000 subscribers we should push ISP to play just that.
There's a new version of the millennial Don mod
i love how the kaiserredux dev team slur in their discord server, it’s all very professional
strange, there seems to be a direct correlation between your rating of all "0"s for making this video...and my all "10"s for viewing this video.
DO IT AGAIN * cracks whip * HYAHHH
Alternate video name: *pain.mp4* as this looks like what would happen if you mixed hell with even more hell
You know its bad when ISP is using those AlexTheRambler strats.
I saw ISP video, I click. Then I have a moment of confusion when I see the Kaiserredux screen on both my monitors, because I booted it up myself without even realizing that the video was about it
looks like Isorrow did a rambler in this episode
We need Mongolia, steamroll all of Eurasia until the Star of Genghis shines from the British Isles to Japan!
11:28 That is rather literally the Von Schlieffen plan.
This is just pointless agony, I fucking love it.
I wasn't going to read the lore until you mention how disappointed you would be, so now I did.
this was the moment.
at least your launcher works
Pasto: Full circle macaroni
Daily petition for huey long to play isp in kaiserredux
Honestly, my favorite thing about Kaiserredux is that it's specifically designed that, if you don't want meme-y things to happen, they don't. Meme-y things only happen with the interference of the player (most of the time, at least. I HAVE seen a mob-ruled Sicily on it's own before).
With the amount of times he used consol commands i might as well have been watching alex the rambler
This man got so bored he literally found out that Hami and Xinjiang leaders are the same
Do Napoleanic Guatemala next. It's like this but a bit less painful.
My dad is actually from Paraguay. It always feels weird when you play this country.
Did Guatemalan Napoleon once, that was quite enjoyable
…...………what?
6:30 literally he is the man that got me to do my degree... Cheers John!
Closest Indian name to Timmy is Tinku and yes it gives of the same vibe as Timmy!
This IS the moment
Ah yes kaiserredux
Goood…goood! Let the pain flow through you!
Just gonna go ahead and say
This was the moment
Huey Long IS BACK .
It seems you have fallen into the Paraguan Brap trap...
Petition for ISP to play the End of a New Beginning mod as switzerland
The actual park Park Avenue in that main menu is making me real envious of 1913 New Yorkers. Now it's just a car-clogged street with pedestrian islands in the middle.
Also, an independent socialist NYC? Please sign me the fuck up.
Oh no, ISP has gone insane he's playing in south america... AND ITS NOT EVEN A-Z!!!
This was the moment.
just in advance:this was the moment
8:53 The Martians in war of the worlds be like:
Daily Petition to play Roman von Ungern-Sternburg's Mongolia in Kaiserredux.
Absolutely recommend the Mongolia playthrough. Take the Spirit of Genghis to a new level. My advice - spam 2width cavalry and revert to a patch before the supply changes.
I’m kinda mad Bhutan has a focus tree but not Nepal or the Philippines.
Your sleep paralysis demon thanks you for picking his suggestion xD
This was the moment
He finally did it!
Bring back interesting tidbits with ISP
Install DXVK into HOI4 to massively increase your game speed, as it makes HOI4 actually multithread.
I don't know what wire got crossed in my brain but every time Huey Long in Paraguay was mentioned I thought of Ho Chi Minh instead
I'M LITERALLY PLAYING KAISERREDUX WHILE WATCHING THIS AND IT HAPPENED IN MY GAME, WTF HUEY LARGO
glad we can help ISP
Is it almost time for Kaiserredux A to Z?
Okay, that "Atomic Bombing of Maryland" event got me good.
I've left a few comments on A-Z to play old world blues mod before I recovered from blindness and realized you wouldn't use a mod for base HOI4 focus trees.
Would you kindly go back to that mod for the last of March Modness? I think we all want you to lead the Texan Brotherhood to defeat the new Texas Red.