Vivienne: "Your chain clashes with my dress."
Guillaume: "Take off your dress."
the witcher 3: wild puns
in the first 5 hours of the game it felt like "The Herbalist 3: Wild Loot"
geralt tries to be a bird but falls off cliff like nick valentine
I'm enjoying this trend of you jumping off stuff or dying at the end of your videos.
Geralt: My god, how could I have inflicted such a fate onto another man...I must die for my sin.
@@xLetalis just don't do this IRL when you finally run out of TW3 content
Love "birds". Ohhh the witcher puns
Geralt: Take care you two... love birds
Yen pops out from a portal: Hope your love burns bright... like a phoenix!
Shouldn't have asked :D Also thanks to the people who told me where to look for them!
also did the curse transfer, but dont know how to meet them... have already gone to the place shortly after the quest and did some time skipping but nothing happens..... does this only happend after the blood and wine ending?
Geralt was so ashamed of the pun he made that he chose to end his life.
It’s nice to see a happy ending, especially in a world with lots of mixed ending like The Witcher.
Toussaint, the land of fables. It's a nice summer vacation for Geralt.
Finished the game this October and I... miss it. It's... a magical experience, I miss the characters, the music, the wonder of going through Beauclair, Novigrad. :(
@@KA-ym5wf For me, it was great from the start, but yeah, Blood and Wine is a highlight!
Beauclair wins for me. I specifically chose for Nifgard victory since I believe it would help with all the burning piles of mages and elves. More than disappointed when at the end game everything just there. I want a Nifgard Novigrad .
People are saying that their arguing here makes the egg ending the "good" one. Really? The curse transfer only works because he truly loves her. Their discussions before you talk to them aren't anything terrible. They're normal squabbles any couple might have. Yennefer says far more scathing and terrible things to Geralt, and people adore her. Why view this couple as bad? They're happy enough if you talk to them. I'd rather be in a relationship where I'm in love and have petty fights like that over having seven or less years to live or becoming a drunk.
No Google, I don't want to use my real name. How do you know that?, the curse can just be way to weak to transform him into anything.
No Google, I don't want to use my real name.
so instead of choosing 30 (if the transformation even happens since geralt even explains that the curse is extremely weak because its been transfered to an adult man) or so happy years with a dude that loves her you think that 7 years of happiness is better? what?
The only thing worse than unrequited love is love out of pity, I think. Becoming a drunk for a while (hopefully not more than a few months) until he gets over her is better for him. And for her? Seven years of traveling the world (freedom, passion) is better than a lifetime of 'loving' someone out of pity and a sense of moral obligation--that is a prison and just another form of curse.
the punner 3: wild birds
The pun was that bad, eh?
I am 1000% not okay with the excellence of the fabric animation of her dress.
I was quite surprised today to meet them in the middle of the city 😮!! Twice in two different places 🤗.
The first time I played I didn't transfer the curse and I found Gillaume several times roaming drunk on the streets.
I saw them happy.I can die in peace :D
For the people who are struggling to play gwent just remember.
In order to win at everything you need to learn to lose at something
Apparently she's 'down' with that 😉
that awkward moment when "reality" in Toussaint (Such as The Warble Of A Smitten Knight and Knight's Tales quest) more like fairy tale than those in the "real" fairy tale (Beyond Hill & Dale quest)
I mean Guillaume and Jacob should just be imagining that there's a curse on Vivienne and the tree. Vivienne's "symptom" should be just because she simply avoiding Guillaume
Meanwhile in "fairy tale", we got Rapunzel suicide using her own hair Little Flint girl selling fisstech (which is basically crack), Little Red Riding Hood died in a well, etc
thats the point....not all of real life is dark and cold, and fairy tales were not always bright and happy. Sometimes life is shit like the bloody baron, other times, people's stories are like that of these two. And even fiction that is thought of as happy was really dark. Each individual story is individual, with no constraints to the stereotypes of real life or fiction.
My mother and father were two idiots who had to wait for each other, a story that sounded fairy taleish, until he died of cancer almost a decade and a half later.
My relationship, is of a girl I knew years ago, who I've slept with before but we were both idiots who didn't know what we wanted and after being hurt and misused by others and ourselves, have found that we really want the same thing in each other. My only regret is that we weren't the people we are now back then, and hopefully we will continue down the path of a family in the future.
1:23 basically me when I see happy couples 😂😭
YoU CanNoT AttAck ThIs TaRgET
You know you've found "The One" when they accept you for you. Genitals and all.
Pubic feathers sounds nice
the ending priceless! that was my reaction of the bad ending of Blood and Wine...
1 thing i notice when i won the tourney, i go back to my private tent then a noblewoman start to follow geralt, like some sort of fans hahahaha she will chase geralt & keep admiring him as long as he on the tourney ground area
"THEY DIDN'T LAAAAAAUGH"
“The Witcher 3: Wild Puns”
“Love Birds” LOL
Just did this on new game plus. Totally forgot about it
Bro it happening for the 5th time... i was playing a sidemission on W3 and suddenly youtube recommends me that mission next day.... Believe me it happened for the 5th time.. Yesterday i just finished Vivienne mission and go to sleepm. Today this video on top of the list....
Finally an outcome where they're in love. I'd given up hope for a romantic outcome.
I damn hate this game when ever i make a choice and i think its good its ends up being the worst..
I want the pun
Shapyra It's a way to say that rolling safe is not always the best option.
best channel i swear.. great work sir xx
Geralt tried to see if he gained the curse at the end too :D
Honestly if I'd known she would nag him like that would have done the egg ritual.
he dies later on in the main quest if you do the egg ritual and he doesn't get with her.
Guillaume whipped af
Hey xLetalis, thanks for making this video. To which point does one need to process to see this? I finished the smitten knight quest but don't see them two at this location. Thanks again.
i think she was way better in the egg one, now i regret it:(
Romano But she travels and actually lives in the short life she has, this ending she seems to complain abit
Because she's got the luxury of actually living now instead of scrambling to live while she's still got time. People have squabbles with their lovers all the time. People adore Yen, and she says far worse things to Geralt than Vivienne does here. The shifting of the curse only works because of the love clause in it. Better to be in a loving relationship where you squabble with each other than have one of you living on borrowed time and the other living as a drunk.
@@LETMECHOOSEANAME1 bro, small conflicts like these are common in marriages 🤣 why does everyone judges this is a bad ending just because of this small conflict. if you're married, you will find this is normal
nice ending
Thank God I did the egg ritual and saved the knight from this horrible relationship!
YOU NEED TO GET THE NO FALL DAMAGE MOD :d
Checking this after the death of duchess, i know i shouldve met vivienne but i didnt, as failed her mission at my first run. When i get back to finishing secondary quests after i met Yen at my new house, while tracking down the professors quest, i saw vivienne crying alone in the cemetery. Was sure interesting to me, wonder if you have an explaination on that detail?
That happens if Guillaume dies during the vampire attack. I think I talked about it in my ... 3rd episode of Details Missed in Blood and Wine
*I passed the curse to Guillaume but they still don't show up in the place that it's shown in this video.....*
@@xLetalis
Ah ok, still haven't finished the Blood & Wine DLC.
Thank you very much, mate.
Btw your Witcher 3 content is top notch product.
1:20 😂
I just found this ending for them lol, always seemed right to me not to share her secret.
I wish I got this ending but I saved over the save and I don't feel like replaying the dlc again
They remind me of Jaime and Cersei..rich looking gown and armor blonde hair..
Didn't even take his dynastic crest off.
Seeing them squabbling like an old married couple tells me it really was true love and not a crush.
why did it look so awkward when he walked away?
the animation is so good in witcher 3 usually...
I must of done something else as after the game I saw simp Knight stumbling around drunk in beauclair
When he goes back to Corvo Bianco, he'd tell Yen about it and continue the pun match there.
found Game of thrones reference in this game, hint: theres a girl who says is winter is coming and "needle"
There is also a dead midget in a open sky cell, referencing tyrion
And don't forget the battle against Gregoire de Gorgon, the large knight-champion. I only figured out recently that he's a reference to Ser Gregor the Mountain from GoT ( Gorgon being a mountain in Toussaint). Late reaction I know but still.
After this last horrible pun Geralt decided to end his life.
Lmao at the end!
love birds? really geralt i had expected so much more form you
The fact that she’s just sitting there like that scared me more than anything in this quest like girl you ain’t a bird no more sit your ass down. Like one swift breeze me her ass is grass.
I can't find them there and I chose to transfer the curse to Guillaume
@@xLetalis thanks man. I didn't know. This is the first time I'm playing the game
I wonder if you can find them in the crowd at the mandragora during the man from cintra...
Guillaume is lucky bastard.
Why are you wearing that armor at the end of the game? xD
+xLetalis I did the same thing. Seems odd to run around in plate or thick armor in a place like toussaint. I also go bear armor in skellige
Why not transfer the curse once again to another person. The symptoms might be even milder.
Geralt, you're not a bird !
I don't know why you westerners hate puns so much, using puns in my language is impossible but I still love em in english
Namsrai Tsend They are considered corny and the sort of joke an old person would make.
This man really said lOvEbIrDS
Love birds, he says :DDD
Ooops, unfortunately I chose the wrong option for this quest
Ah, Guillaume has a feathery taint. XD
how to get this ending?i got the ending where guallime drunk as fuck then he fell a sleep after blaming me to what happen between them
Jesus that ending was hilarious
I chose what Vivienne wanted - felt sorry for Geralt's employer Knight though.
In between won the Tourney in name of Yen.
However, was disgusted by Viv though, she is a self consumed girl - had no feelings for the benefactor, wasn't even modest to convey her regards in person........all that attitude for being a Duchess's foremaid.
On the other hand there exist Ciri,goes to visit the grave of someone in person, who helped her, but was so disgusted for what became of her benefactor that she picked a fight with an entire village ............. temperament of the heiress to the Nilfgaardian Empire.
Viv was fed up of her curse , true but Ciri was fed up of her elder blood too........
That's what it is, most girls these days are like Vivienne, easy class - it takes a lot more to be Cirilla the real blueblood, not everyone can afford that.
Vivienne is the prettiest character in the witcher huh.
jump cause some feathers his mentioned..🤣🤣🤣
I found him drinking himself to sleep outside an inn
lol you falling was so unexpected and funny
Best ending of the video i've ever seen
How do you get this? When I did this question, Vivienne insisted transferring the curse was out of the question.
im pretty sure you have to tell guillaume about viviennes curse and then you should get this ending i think
Whats the name of this soundtrack song at 1:18
where do we find them after blood and wine
Guillaume is dead. Died in the vampire siege. You can see Vivenne mourn at his grave
Feather Pubes
lol that ending
oooooooo that's some kinky stuff
the best thing about this video is the ending
Okay I do not get "putting the feathers down"
It won't work I give them three years
@@oleglazarenko8295 Canonically, Geralt loves Yennifer. Says so in the books, and the books take precedent over the games as far as canon goes.
Imagine the feathers tickling Vivienne on the nose, she sneezes, and bites down hard.
I dunno, the feathers still seem dangerous.
Oh so there was a happy ending 😂
good I made the right decision.
wait, can you find them after the ending of the quest? or after the ending of this DLC?
Well wouldn't the curse also slowly grow for him and get worse and worse? Just look at how he now has started to grow feathers. Maybe in a year it's worse just like how she started.
It's explicitly stated that the curse gets weaker once transferred to another host.
@@aeso3555 Yeah, so that's most likely the extent of it.
Nevertheless, Guillaume has to put up with her nagging, and Vivienne has to put up with his feathers tickling her every time they have sex. Not the happiest ending in my book.
@@Urizen777 She literally just said she likes it. And they’re both happy in this ending compared to the other one where she only has 7 years to live and Guillaume ends up drowning his sorrows for the rest of his life. Where’s your brain lol
Overwhelmed by the love emanating from the couple, Geralt cast himself onto the rocks, ending his long journey as a Witcher.
More like, embarrassed by his atrocious pun, Geralt cast himself onto rocks, ending his long journey as a witcher.
More like, having the mental image of feather syfilis, Geralt outs himself
🤣🤣😂rofll
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